tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14809557762034321962026-10-25T10:00:37.990+00:00Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4245125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-87919739666675644712026-10-25T00:12:05.720+01:002026-10-25T08:58:54.782+00:00<p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxKgso5DT-iiFc-mnjzRZjbGpZ5e1Prf9LudJUYhXw5ldj-r7cFUpgiuLU8pyx7Cj1eAmxImw9NakmeGtUKz0rjGgODCNxAwS6HM7eiUnY8r7DLmeFCtKp4OksCfUIL24xrIvw7ERZlXN98je9y1jI3V2gmCGDaAA5fXsROjd8x_4ghJRimfmOs8RSICQ/s2032/779a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1088" data-original-width="2032" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxKgso5DT-iiFc-mnjzRZjbGpZ5e1Prf9LudJUYhXw5ldj-r7cFUpgiuLU8pyx7Cj1eAmxImw9NakmeGtUKz0rjGgODCNxAwS6HM7eiUnY8r7DLmeFCtKp4OksCfUIL24xrIvw7ERZlXN98je9y1jI3V2gmCGDaAA5fXsROjd8x_4ghJRimfmOs8RSICQ/w640-h342/779a.jpg" width="640" /></a></div></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Manifestantes irritados partem montras. Polícias irritados partem pessoas.&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">(inicialmente ia ser: "Quando os manifestantes se irritam, partem montras. Quando os polícias se irritam, partem pessoas", mas restrições de espaço ditaram a versão mais seca e curta.&nbsp;</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-82998556436977351552026-10-20T23:06:44.114+01:002026-10-24T00:00:20.702+01:00<p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAwceeiLnKFcltRUWMaMxE2nHEp5LzkrXS9TN-r1heAyxAUlEfGajc8HYuym1BDOUbTTH_bRmzgfshSq9YN9jnXgI5nYwcY7hU_Eas0NwYtuGtgGK0qXJ7foEaDRhckZAcztubq3czUpqOkK0NHEGXiiv1tYBIM_4SuCoWAENw2_nr6JmQarC5JUKmNiU/s896/man%20yellow5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAwceeiLnKFcltRUWMaMxE2nHEp5LzkrXS9TN-r1heAyxAUlEfGajc8HYuym1BDOUbTTH_bRmzgfshSq9YN9jnXgI5nYwcY7hU_Eas0NwYtuGtgGK0qXJ7foEaDRhckZAcztubq3czUpqOkK0NHEGXiiv1tYBIM_4SuCoWAENw2_nr6JmQarC5JUKmNiU/w640-h342/man%20yellow5.jpg" width="640" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Ver comportar-se com menos dignidade quem tem todas as condições para viver com dignidade.</div><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-3879837051254363912026-10-18T15:00:45.269+01:002026-10-18T15:00:45.299+01:00<p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfAcfCWgYFP3ufcp30yXjU3a8YRKdJ2GjrgzkMRtjUFdBGnH26rYtwZguuFpysuIchvmNE0yt2kbjq3ukV843AggQ8qQWKMzYUQs_R4f-8kRtphgDl3rDt2JFtJJ_JwdARFnWFzVFKx5lOoWwRJ0e5eR4OYvjVNqDejtiOFqDCxOLe7aTPKkUx1vbhjYM/s896/rosa%20001%20(11)11a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfAcfCWgYFP3ufcp30yXjU3a8YRKdJ2GjrgzkMRtjUFdBGnH26rYtwZguuFpysuIchvmNE0yt2kbjq3ukV843AggQ8qQWKMzYUQs_R4f-8kRtphgDl3rDt2JFtJJ_JwdARFnWFzVFKx5lOoWwRJ0e5eR4OYvjVNqDejtiOFqDCxOLe7aTPKkUx1vbhjYM/w640-h342/rosa%20001%20(11)11a.jpg" width="640" /></a></div></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Todas as amizades são coloridas. Ninguém quer uma amizade cinzenta.</div><p></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Baseado numa publicação original de&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: x-small;">11 de Outubro de 2012</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-18944825997600908822026-10-16T23:20:35.390+01:002026-10-16T23:22:32.886+01:00<p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBBjOk9whfxBti_AJWY9_JHnhvZkRf2DYcH8adm5AykYAC8p7wMBySF0QaAs_2QLhRdhweIIa6_rGBFLB446G0kBNpyYQZDRC7mi-M8PR7ktsAVAJ9hK9dIUwmLuiqX6BESSvx1sT-tqHvFXSEJPKfSisg0FS5Y0OCZjniLW7f03HPMFJNHYWpoxO5y2g/s896/010%20(11)11a.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBBjOk9whfxBti_AJWY9_JHnhvZkRf2DYcH8adm5AykYAC8p7wMBySF0QaAs_2QLhRdhweIIa6_rGBFLB446G0kBNpyYQZDRC7mi-M8PR7ktsAVAJ9hK9dIUwmLuiqX6BESSvx1sT-tqHvFXSEJPKfSisg0FS5Y0OCZjniLW7f03HPMFJNHYWpoxO5y2g/w640-h342/010%20(11)11a.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Aquele que se afirma contra o aumento dos salários deve primeiro revelar o seu.</div><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-57171431857468864642026-10-14T21:50:15.346+01:002026-10-14T21:50:15.377+01:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiv0V-0G3j-9kaq8VAFFUZeN37T0KX_8XtLKgsz7rvdeNbR5KrV2MkqsBzQjnX6QretxmdROyDtNchinhKL8l5pW1uln84LesFRrgz5M-W9ZLO2eQYZO149hKG28OXh7sjtKn05nmE0mNf67RM3iM4HTJQAIJHvbfKDBeXcoAzzkVK8ORiZGEuFlMDJgn4/s900/blind%200005%20(15)1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="483" data-original-width="900" height="344" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiv0V-0G3j-9kaq8VAFFUZeN37T0KX_8XtLKgsz7rvdeNbR5KrV2MkqsBzQjnX6QretxmdROyDtNchinhKL8l5pW1uln84LesFRrgz5M-W9ZLO2eQYZO149hKG28OXh7sjtKn05nmE0mNf67RM3iM4HTJQAIJHvbfKDBeXcoAzzkVK8ORiZGEuFlMDJgn4/w640-h344/blind%200005%20(15)1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Se não te vejo hoje, morro. As pessoas são mesmo fiteiras.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Baseado numa publicação original de 14 de outubro de 2015&nbsp;</span></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-58556178698228726762026-10-14T20:47:19.358+01:002026-10-14T20:47:19.391+01:00<p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ1KDC6KTDWVBzha-hAiUlucyocxwyDIPJ0g9LK7dX4WoNY-F9uDSVW6KThEpox6nO3Tk7NAHZ0VgKtJZO6k9Xwxt6q_uLDGfvAIiaPHsrxP1Yn9hzX8gh_93dEfjteH-c8Ir8eIcFg-lZ5q4sAUWsNDw1jQinwjFaZN0XfstK54JN-medcP9QGYAIluY/s900/photomania-81cc66c74881cba7f7fca.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="482" data-original-width="900" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ1KDC6KTDWVBzha-hAiUlucyocxwyDIPJ0g9LK7dX4WoNY-F9uDSVW6KThEpox6nO3Tk7NAHZ0VgKtJZO6k9Xwxt6q_uLDGfvAIiaPHsrxP1Yn9hzX8gh_93dEfjteH-c8Ir8eIcFg-lZ5q4sAUWsNDw1jQinwjFaZN0XfstK54JN-medcP9QGYAIluY/w640-h342/photomania-81cc66c74881cba7f7fca.jpg" width="640" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;">O amor não se procura, porque não é um sítio.</div><p></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">Baseado numa publicação original de&nbsp;</span><span style="font-size: xx-small;">2 de outubro de 2010&nbsp;</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-48038261158515368222026-09-29T22:42:12.025+01:002026-09-29T22:42:35.393+01:00<p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLp_flT2QQvbTMIwNa5IZVT7ddwecemPFXXXwBuuGJkfpC03HMOjP4qTa0JAbTUMnJ6qONkLny5PYDxsxLv9rde_lIAYSiu6tcWj_OUpPPOsGGHvUXPZkgcnqehX9oXYGY01YuPrO6O3c0PkvEqaDXjjfUbQL-lskbPUeewr-kmfJvPwd_YLlwy3pD9Lk/s896/studio%20red2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLp_flT2QQvbTMIwNa5IZVT7ddwecemPFXXXwBuuGJkfpC03HMOjP4qTa0JAbTUMnJ6qONkLny5PYDxsxLv9rde_lIAYSiu6tcWj_OUpPPOsGGHvUXPZkgcnqehX9oXYGY01YuPrO6O3c0PkvEqaDXjjfUbQL-lskbPUeewr-kmfJvPwd_YLlwy3pD9Lk/w640-h342/studio%20red2.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">A Alemanha foi responsável pelo Holocausto. Se Israel tem o direito a existir, é lá.</div><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-63188500345467006322026-09-28T22:04:07.130+01:002026-09-28T22:04:07.131+01:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJL3BjpbGHhVAgF7Wz79SD5S-Qc1U-BK7LaxJ9xMxX8Clc1_YXR4_RLT_YQ1IiQTRRt2lOr04qSt188R-kGRGTiemYJGAfNv0uv-tNJIVd2Nl19i9XMGuviAGLuYO5WRilcqUYCDKFEuJ9cWg3quZ2qgO_NPGM9aim2eoAKt9oCPmexT_sEPmkJGTaw-Q/s896/dazul1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJL3BjpbGHhVAgF7Wz79SD5S-Qc1U-BK7LaxJ9xMxX8Clc1_YXR4_RLT_YQ1IiQTRRt2lOr04qSt188R-kGRGTiemYJGAfNv0uv-tNJIVd2Nl19i9XMGuviAGLuYO5WRilcqUYCDKFEuJ9cWg3quZ2qgO_NPGM9aim2eoAKt9oCPmexT_sEPmkJGTaw-Q/w640-h342/dazul1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br />O genocídio de Gaza é fácil de identificar porque um lado tem todas as armas e o outro todos os cadáveres.&nbsp;&nbsp;<p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-49459198952166333252026-09-27T17:35:53.035+01:002026-09-27T17:35:53.072+01:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUwqHcwab2dYbNuN1dMMkpg0Lh9yUDzbTvm16nbAX0OrBWHSg0zgSBhDJ0ptS4TzBaZZlfLYFNO4tfy33KZiXqgibRMQz7fOxibYwLcogSWjtWTuBTbHN10AdL-qaIsLRxJzx8rvkDB4nn0kCTSPrRnuCHLLGvaLFh1b0k_Vo-gyPIiNnn8q7_84rqTHY/s896/alface1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUwqHcwab2dYbNuN1dMMkpg0Lh9yUDzbTvm16nbAX0OrBWHSg0zgSBhDJ0ptS4TzBaZZlfLYFNO4tfy33KZiXqgibRMQz7fOxibYwLcogSWjtWTuBTbHN10AdL-qaIsLRxJzx8rvkDB4nn0kCTSPrRnuCHLLGvaLFh1b0k_Vo-gyPIiNnn8q7_84rqTHY/w640-h342/alface1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>- Só somos bestiais enquanto damos jeito.<p></p><p>- Capitular os is está fora de questão.</p><p><span style="font-size: xx-small;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Baseado numa publicação original de 16 de dezembro de 2015</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-5451447515129625152026-09-26T20:30:18.672+01:002026-09-26T20:30:18.703+01:00<p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEPAE2mQ1QOIfSZKbSd3cPhSPO-qzIbjh2o9ziKpIZ0oUwoM4W1BpyCrt7SZHUhBGanINP3Crmm8ZNYSqrPbFAsqI6_cU2rEKquhioW8zHehz4pXUEf6EAewdIaXFum1tzTg4uTiudX8aMgpqnHK89z-vPyUIuRVO6hfilQpFAq5Lyo6xTpMTdiYF7MQ8/s896/cinza%20perfil2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEPAE2mQ1QOIfSZKbSd3cPhSPO-qzIbjh2o9ziKpIZ0oUwoM4W1BpyCrt7SZHUhBGanINP3Crmm8ZNYSqrPbFAsqI6_cU2rEKquhioW8zHehz4pXUEf6EAewdIaXFum1tzTg4uTiudX8aMgpqnHK89z-vPyUIuRVO6hfilQpFAq5Lyo6xTpMTdiYF7MQ8/w640-h342/cinza%20perfil2.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Apertar o cinto é sinal de elegância. Esta economia põe-nos a todos elegantes.</div><p></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Baseado numa publicação original de 1 de Setembro de 2010</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-68208507575544309132026-09-26T17:32:00.323+01:002026-09-26T20:30:32.158+01:00<p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQT22bKwuQ-c9JvGT-QXuEcTfwf-mpSn0d7UlLg7q9qWH9Xhcjroe33AuMF_w1maajzKT8kkcDdgy0Z5vgsd9dYgFmTNsk84zLKDLvIcPBccaEpEj3JgewNtOvwzg53UNA9kaU0Ppoowjjf1XVJ7yvt-BYbSxYDsGHg1MH_-vuPu1UV2WymIlZ9AboWF8/s896/azul2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQT22bKwuQ-c9JvGT-QXuEcTfwf-mpSn0d7UlLg7q9qWH9Xhcjroe33AuMF_w1maajzKT8kkcDdgy0Z5vgsd9dYgFmTNsk84zLKDLvIcPBccaEpEj3JgewNtOvwzg53UNA9kaU0Ppoowjjf1XVJ7yvt-BYbSxYDsGHg1MH_-vuPu1UV2WymIlZ9AboWF8/w640-h342/azul2.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Concluo através dos media que os bombeiros trabalham no teatro. No teatro de operações.&nbsp;</div><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-1660505395110114682026-09-26T11:48:43.709+01:002026-09-26T11:48:43.709+01:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="white-space-collapse: preserve;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_wM8IlRu_TiGs-_ftEt4Yjz6u5Z6I5qZzNNhZ4i_rwLzuKh8D28NSzv68lw8QCtPezWAibNO5rNYWTfhOgmn6GbqGXLcBaGEPVUfW8rE0sQOVqquaYGB7t-dkGloge1RqGJn4JqFGN82zHi_zZtwRzwLNVnNJntxoMrSLRfbZi2qKi4nsurVuw5SFMG8/s896/s%C3%A9rio%20laranja.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_wM8IlRu_TiGs-_ftEt4Yjz6u5Z6I5qZzNNhZ4i_rwLzuKh8D28NSzv68lw8QCtPezWAibNO5rNYWTfhOgmn6GbqGXLcBaGEPVUfW8rE0sQOVqquaYGB7t-dkGloge1RqGJn4JqFGN82zHi_zZtwRzwLNVnNJntxoMrSLRfbZi2qKi4nsurVuw5SFMG8/w640-h342/s%C3%A9rio%20laranja.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br />Pessoas sem moral dizem que o Genocídio de Gaza é um tema político complexo, porque de um lado assiste-se ao evidente extermínio do povo palestiniano e do outro está o dinheiro. </span></div><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-22797273517437248492026-09-24T00:00:24.341+01:002026-09-26T00:09:36.686+01:00<p style="text-align: center;"></p><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiM9aig6F_A3oLSTQMf2qHfHKmP9eiL8uN3LBhnRfezsFnp1KNxDS06qTlGjJTs0cb4_lCd2I9MJCeH171HarFkdRDKmmyynrKMRVF2_3oy4nfdoTDQ1IP2WIDYcm1kek5kyZTR8AZ0qstR5oCanoZqiP30wh0w5w9yPDN94VWwJCANu_iHk9JCj5E8HRc/s900/photomania-456094433a0124f4d7b17cd3162a84cb1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="482" data-original-width="900" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiM9aig6F_A3oLSTQMf2qHfHKmP9eiL8uN3LBhnRfezsFnp1KNxDS06qTlGjJTs0cb4_lCd2I9MJCeH171HarFkdRDKmmyynrKMRVF2_3oy4nfdoTDQ1IP2WIDYcm1kek5kyZTR8AZ0qstR5oCanoZqiP30wh0w5w9yPDN94VWwJCANu_iHk9JCj5E8HRc/w640-h342/photomania-456094433a0124f4d7b17cd3162a84cb1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Já fui acusado de ser somítico, mas nunca antissemítico.</div><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-73829955506402667522026-09-22T19:45:05.119+01:002026-09-22T21:49:51.322+01:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSsrzJgOSvASC9nwnrtkbGXCGqkzPpwiBM4rExCnE8J6eaeCsdCHuRcyTF_SwKr-FYA7kZZ0-aruK5UuUZK5KniEwo1UZV6adgXi11sAMiBe1eivDKVWbcbbt_eNQP4KR2mpuZe1So_Dwck7oa3-AerOz3tkrDYyRBiiv98708N447owLMhLHBtR-DD9g/s896/00%20(11)11.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSsrzJgOSvASC9nwnrtkbGXCGqkzPpwiBM4rExCnE8J6eaeCsdCHuRcyTF_SwKr-FYA7kZZ0-aruK5UuUZK5KniEwo1UZV6adgXi11sAMiBe1eivDKVWbcbbt_eNQP4KR2mpuZe1So_Dwck7oa3-AerOz3tkrDYyRBiiv98708N447owLMhLHBtR-DD9g/w640-h342/00%20(11)11.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br />- Tenho medo de perder-te.<p></p><p>- Tens de perder o medo.&nbsp;</p><p><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Baseado numa publicação original de 22 de Setembro de 2015</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-3391543436241704542026-09-21T20:12:11.973+01:002026-09-21T20:12:12.005+01:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge2DvjyP3dZ4mOQdOBI6z4FqJ69G92ZAUEUGl3peT0yb_P_mtWTfJpYvD73jj737WeTSZoCp49TlmckjSTT0B96Aiyg3z3K3nPP3ZzOe1-z4poLAcktZkiqgwVffRcc9MbvOdoIQst3K7BdlcTosM1yj5sAfQKcTjCw0fLTj-o6ldQxJMAsJ1RGq-lHI8/s896/verde.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge2DvjyP3dZ4mOQdOBI6z4FqJ69G92ZAUEUGl3peT0yb_P_mtWTfJpYvD73jj737WeTSZoCp49TlmckjSTT0B96Aiyg3z3K3nPP3ZzOe1-z4poLAcktZkiqgwVffRcc9MbvOdoIQst3K7BdlcTosM1yj5sAfQKcTjCw0fLTj-o6ldQxJMAsJ1RGq-lHI8/w640-h342/verde.jpg" width="640" /></a></div></div></div><p><span style="font-family: inherit;">Senhora ao telemóvel no centro comercial:</span></p><p><span style="font-family: inherit;">- Está um dia tāo bonito que viemos passear.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: xx-small;">Baseado numa publicação original de 16 de abril de 2022</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-70944961064423615422026-09-20T18:45:59.892+01:002026-09-20T18:45:59.892+01:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHWR3J1FPerwotX6h_3vZCGfWbHm_tITDhC3gil5t7wIuMXj0AcFbWFLqrd9D5URI7xl5Hl8Gpq2LuHABW-RprCVdnS3KHWYIPzZmy1BZQBLl7yqF1S1Vy7iDJPWbvTDi6N9HGre4F4gAYzOAVQ4eNms_ssUBhgW1K-gvPg0y83yLSJL7zfECQEyPQE1A/s896/semissorriso2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHWR3J1FPerwotX6h_3vZCGfWbHm_tITDhC3gil5t7wIuMXj0AcFbWFLqrd9D5URI7xl5Hl8Gpq2LuHABW-RprCVdnS3KHWYIPzZmy1BZQBLl7yqF1S1Vy7iDJPWbvTDi6N9HGre4F4gAYzOAVQ4eNms_ssUBhgW1K-gvPg0y83yLSJL7zfECQEyPQE1A/w640-h342/semissorriso2.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>- Os amigos não se perdem. Se se afastaram, é porque nunca foram amigos.&nbsp;<p></p><p>- Sim, porque são sempre os outros que estão errados...</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-79162196174031017412026-09-20T13:21:58.845+01:002026-09-20T20:12:05.462+01:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkvqy2CBX-jk-_6fQ3YVdLiQIVVOrBErAS1mX0bjJFUaXHbnL4m1ecJNttFioRaZ1PVtgxI6iflh5NFWt6TdTPqA9VbdudLA8rBgSUhViI34tguKm2xAKosAM-2T9iDZCSrCfNYQi7v_bC_mm1jVQT7XGoFrgo9AqGsrpBKWmTAwp-dntLjYi6PC1zvaw/s896/fundo%20azul1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkvqy2CBX-jk-_6fQ3YVdLiQIVVOrBErAS1mX0bjJFUaXHbnL4m1ecJNttFioRaZ1PVtgxI6iflh5NFWt6TdTPqA9VbdudLA8rBgSUhViI34tguKm2xAKosAM-2T9iDZCSrCfNYQi7v_bC_mm1jVQT7XGoFrgo9AqGsrpBKWmTAwp-dntLjYi6PC1zvaw/w640-h342/fundo%20azul1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Censuram-me por querer definir sentimentos e desconfiar das motivações. Porque não são analíticos.</div><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-22161284584104218442026-09-17T22:51:19.098+01:002026-09-17T22:51:19.099+01:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHJMqaBsR1YtN_uDEqz0_yii4qgjNPUgnxcsrIkGYSECbXMqDbM2OL7ZU4_jDbGLfVa-dGSM2oCstEFkUOWGtHsRiuwBdHiphX0s134YwiofhheHeXBFxsUXTA6qqhVsgrNAmy97qpmhSdPiBXHEYognRuOXNSaCgPxoHN92DtldV81Vo6j9kE4fyN1OI/s896/man_warm.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHJMqaBsR1YtN_uDEqz0_yii4qgjNPUgnxcsrIkGYSECbXMqDbM2OL7ZU4_jDbGLfVa-dGSM2oCstEFkUOWGtHsRiuwBdHiphX0s134YwiofhheHeXBFxsUXTA6qqhVsgrNAmy97qpmhSdPiBXHEYognRuOXNSaCgPxoHN92DtldV81Vo6j9kE4fyN1OI/w640-h342/man_warm.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>- Tens de ter mais cuidado, foste quase atropelado.<p></p><p>- Não vim cá para ser atropelado.&nbsp;</p><br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-25038939318649679122026-09-13T22:37:05.959+01:002026-09-13T22:37:05.993+01:00<p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0e7WPm2815BUcS-eFJx-W3hRTiDXxlgp1BIcDAQPHgwMuLUTwQT-IgSKI6GJslugPh5BtpwzolaPoBipUh2VPdLAFgzW8VeY-ZacbBBlMbGFi15aw0CvXym0WezTlI7zpAiTy3-rEpGNWbis3z6uT1y_XKUl2qXdYUMyeH7yNW-J4YjJJTu_rYDbdslg/s896/00%20(11)22.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0e7WPm2815BUcS-eFJx-W3hRTiDXxlgp1BIcDAQPHgwMuLUTwQT-IgSKI6GJslugPh5BtpwzolaPoBipUh2VPdLAFgzW8VeY-ZacbBBlMbGFi15aw0CvXym0WezTlI7zpAiTy3-rEpGNWbis3z6uT1y_XKUl2qXdYUMyeH7yNW-J4YjJJTu_rYDbdslg/w640-h342/00%20(11)22.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br />Há quem sofra de gota e quem sofra de pinga, mas a secura é o que faz sofrer mais.<p></p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Baseado numa publicação original de 9 de setembro de 2021</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-6327242626720925912026-09-12T00:29:21.083+01:002026-09-12T00:29:21.083+01:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUJZKectMJqjfc3h6k0CFZQK4yZJWK2z8ug8OJO3vpeVjMFtj-hgvSTeGDXkjzgFsya3t6L1cixWJIPOFmsneU6djJ3VA-opF2l-1pyQNN9IqvRoboZiHKgKzVWyQuTkwsYxB8CiLqjtxheaQnho-bM5ogqB46BXqAlApvxv8O4F0vfC869x0JdilXLxw/s896/00%20(11)11b.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiUJZKectMJqjfc3h6k0CFZQK4yZJWK2z8ug8OJO3vpeVjMFtj-hgvSTeGDXkjzgFsya3t6L1cixWJIPOFmsneU6djJ3VA-opF2l-1pyQNN9IqvRoboZiHKgKzVWyQuTkwsYxB8CiLqjtxheaQnho-bM5ogqB46BXqAlApvxv8O4F0vfC869x0JdilXLxw/w640-h342/00%20(11)11b.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br />- Não achas que tenho tudo no sítio?<p></p><p>- Em que sítio?</p><p><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Baseado numa publicação original de 18 de julho 2010</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-39635443004836494742026-09-11T23:48:18.166+01:002026-09-11T23:48:18.166+01:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMz_61QLopWc4aqwgozJgxkN0d_eQ_2nZ8bsbgHRz3tVJ_18bHEQ_gjIFMz-d3kWaS-Rv3JcEXWnRAi7opxvgHsgDflO2QuTCXM4eOgq0LB3fk2Q6ihgnv5nK19LhS9UbsKIn9Frgsda83GSs7ZFE78jovyjAmmYyYt0VM3pHv7GkvqbQX53Crqk_aVUk/s896/00%20(11)1a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMz_61QLopWc4aqwgozJgxkN0d_eQ_2nZ8bsbgHRz3tVJ_18bHEQ_gjIFMz-d3kWaS-Rv3JcEXWnRAi7opxvgHsgDflO2QuTCXM4eOgq0LB3fk2Q6ihgnv5nK19LhS9UbsKIn9Frgsda83GSs7ZFE78jovyjAmmYyYt0VM3pHv7GkvqbQX53Crqk_aVUk/w640-h342/00%20(11)1a.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><p style="text-align: center;">Será a invenção da mota anterior a esse apelido?</p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-9725435849559048732026-09-11T00:33:53.582+01:002026-09-11T00:33:53.582+01:00<p></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgK24J2bFi7cW_DxuOyyChTZP4pNunVMd8izJ6h3AFL6sUHlFQUe6v7K213oH4VQrFvTbzlFvck2v2KZj9YIfkPDv34L9LS4qpt3AdcJtFU5AfUN3jc0nXdTLVMjhUXU_cqkd3hENdGG-UIxq9iWQpwo4QJVrSzFFL6hzrehHytuF0BmcrAVh_e0aG02U/s896/00%20(11)11a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgK24J2bFi7cW_DxuOyyChTZP4pNunVMd8izJ6h3AFL6sUHlFQUe6v7K213oH4VQrFvTbzlFvck2v2KZj9YIfkPDv34L9LS4qpt3AdcJtFU5AfUN3jc0nXdTLVMjhUXU_cqkd3hENdGG-UIxq9iWQpwo4QJVrSzFFL6hzrehHytuF0BmcrAVh_e0aG02U/w640-h342/00%20(11)11a.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;O telefone e a campainha tocam ao mesmo tempo. Estou cercado!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Baseado numa publicação original de 28 de agosto de 2013</span></div><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-48710302571907430542026-08-30T16:03:18.550+01:002026-08-30T18:00:29.617+01:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSKLGAir-ktRXnrPiad1tRK7iSsdeptZRvvN3PjzdnqqGDb33cLq95q-UbNY5Kt4Aql7uXe4GGJd9qh8J3WJ5micmH0K4KdQxHNhFZZa5jt9G027m5E8K-p7U7VFS0NixHZKetcEyfUvm6vgYreucsytygEbT89ETzEvkuzzQ8Zz8KHBMpls98WgY-Rfc/s896/00%20(11)11a.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSKLGAir-ktRXnrPiad1tRK7iSsdeptZRvvN3PjzdnqqGDb33cLq95q-UbNY5Kt4Aql7uXe4GGJd9qh8J3WJ5micmH0K4KdQxHNhFZZa5jt9G027m5E8K-p7U7VFS0NixHZKetcEyfUvm6vgYreucsytygEbT89ETzEvkuzzQ8Zz8KHBMpls98WgY-Rfc/w640-h342/00%20(11)11a.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><p style="text-align: center;">O Incendiário Piropo Pirómano. A carbonizar corações com aliterações.</p><p style="text-align: center;"><br /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: xx-small;">Baseado numa publicação original de 28 de agosto de 2013</span></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-41997624332315244082026-08-26T22:33:20.904+01:002026-08-26T22:34:37.272+01:00<p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhn2jDngYiUzzvM6UuYdyjfDrQ3XI4dKRjFKJyxiLpa6W6BAB-qA8QW6pfMtoanuoF3l5mO6QsqFWyD602PwuMTrHL0pZP-PD8fs_p1Ackn0L7_RymBo4nmfCsY2jpR-kknYsEeS0SzW8Y-63KZsgUThydkIKdcRuNss6ubge26wMdJ1oup2JRh-iI9cbM/s896/polo%20s%C3%A9rio3a.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhn2jDngYiUzzvM6UuYdyjfDrQ3XI4dKRjFKJyxiLpa6W6BAB-qA8QW6pfMtoanuoF3l5mO6QsqFWyD602PwuMTrHL0pZP-PD8fs_p1Ackn0L7_RymBo4nmfCsY2jpR-kknYsEeS0SzW8Y-63KZsgUThydkIKdcRuNss6ubge26wMdJ1oup2JRh-iI9cbM/w640-h342/polo%20s%C3%A9rio3a.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">A única função dos movimentos pró-vida é perpetuar o mercado da mão de obra barata.</div><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1480955776203432196.post-26025866360718781832026-08-25T21:22:07.035+01:002026-08-25T21:23:06.354+01:00<p style="text-align: center;"></p><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbOvVwzCyC50m_gxC-jDQfE0IPYCyovMxL3-tAkUf5zAfIRPg0-htrg2AzTG3M82fzf4v-IDkNmAITwOqYTZ4JNl79YLc3Km7Em5a2q1nGgI7KADRW4ucIi0xSkLH1rm0-8IWmRLUcVE80bRzZp93iOk-ENNgnzr5wg89rMfnAt4nnUo4z80o7zVi_5xQ/s896/blazer%20claro1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="896" height="342" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbOvVwzCyC50m_gxC-jDQfE0IPYCyovMxL3-tAkUf5zAfIRPg0-htrg2AzTG3M82fzf4v-IDkNmAITwOqYTZ4JNl79YLc3Km7Em5a2q1nGgI7KADRW4ucIi0xSkLH1rm0-8IWmRLUcVE80bRzZp93iOk-ENNgnzr5wg89rMfnAt4nnUo4z80o7zVi_5xQ/w640-h342/blazer%20claro1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Como o cadáver é cremado no caixão, a urna pode estar cheia de serrim.</div><p></p>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2