Sadly Seldom

Free

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 15:51:00 +0000

FREE Dusty Springfield CD, FREE oven glove, FREE reindeer and FREE zing to death.

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I had a lovely time. I’ll call you.

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 09:22:00 +0000

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How far we’ve come

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 14:34:00 +0000

Daily Express front pages. 1st January 2008 1st January 2009 1st January 2010 ...

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Happy Christmas

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 22:55:00 +0000

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b3ta book of the dead

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 18:43:00 +0000

A quick note to say I’m also now co-writing a blog whose raison d'être is turning people into...

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Fat people & Maths

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 01:15:00 +0000

Also: Sorry none of the pictures work anymore. I really will fix it soon. One’s picture...

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YES. Absolutely NAILED letting my family down

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:50:00 +0000

Tiger Woods in the Wall Street Journal last week. Seriously.

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I never use it but it’s nice to know it’s there.

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 12:45:00 +0000

The alternative to the Royal Mail:

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The guy who came second just learnt the words to John Lennon's "Imagine"

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 14:33:00 +0000

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Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 15:16:00 +0000

All screenshots taken from the first two minutes of last night’s episode of The One Show. ...

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Da… dum… da… dum… da dum da dum dadumdadum

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:31:00 +0000

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It’s terrorfyling good

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 00:48:00 +0000

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Ambition:

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:48:00 +0000

To one day be in the position to say to someone, in a gruff voice, “you remind me of me”.

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The worst thing about growing up is having to fill in forms

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:42:00 +0000

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Are you thinking… what we’re thinking?

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:31:00 +0000

The next general election feels a bit like when Germany plays Argentina at the World Cup. Does...

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Rawr

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 23:17:00 +0000

A late night doodle. I think this makes it seventeen posts without a paragraph of writing in...

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Hello the internet, I made a lady

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 14:14:00 +0000

Took about four hours.

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Political Policy Idea #6

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 20:17:00 +0000

Newspapers to exchange target markets, but maintain style, for one day a year.

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Political Policy Idea #5

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 15:48:00 +0000

Sometimes, things other than the mind should be allowed to ‘boggle’.

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Political Policy Idea #4

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 10:08:00 +0000

45 minute-long comedy programmes should actually make you laugh at least once. I’m looking at you,...

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Political Policy Idea #3

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 14:39:00 +0000

Somehow the iPhone (pbuh) should be involved more in political decision-making.

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Political Policy Idea #2

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 14:46:00 +0000

All “To Let” signs outside houses should be immediately adjusted as follows:

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Political Policy Idea #1

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 19:51:00 +0000

Jeering in the House of Commons to be replaced by chants of “WHO THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU?”

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BBC Have Your Say: Who should pay to treat smoking-related disease?

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:06:00 +0000

What I would like to know is if it expensive to care for smokers who as a rule die quite young how...

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Chinese exam next week, this counts as revision

noreply@blogger.com (Ben) — Sat, 16 May 2009 13:12:00 +0000

Original I should really write something on this blog before its Official Internet...

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