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It is entirely fictitious."/><category term="Training and Safety"/><category term="UCLA"/><category term="VDU"/><category term="Wardman"/><category term="Workstation"/><category term="airline"/><category term="alerts"/><category term="anti terror"/><category term="asbestos"/><category term="assessor"/><category term="broom"/><category term="camera"/><category term="careet guidance"/><category term="catalogue"/><category term="chainsaw"/><category term="comments"/><category term="confined space"/><category term="crocs"/><category term="doctor"/><category term="election"/><category term="electrocuted"/><category term="emma shaw"/><category term="fart"/><category term="firefighter"/><category term="fireworks"/><category term="fly"/><category term="fork lift"/><category term="free mask"/><category term="fun police"/><category term="ga ga"/><category term="garden"/><category term="hansard"/><category term="hard hat"/><category term="having"/><category term="hospital"/><category term="hyde park"/><category term="hypnotised"/><category term="inspection"/><category term="ipod"/><category term="jobs"/><category term="magna carter"/><category term="mobile phone"/><category term="mother"/><category term="neck"/><category term="obama"/><category term="olies"/><category term="password"/><category term="police"/><category term="pumpkin. PPE"/><category term="recall"/><category term="record"/><category term="ring tone"/><category term="sacked"/><category term="safety cartoons"/><category term="safety film"/><category term="safety funny"/><category term="safety joke."/><category term="safety signs"/><category term="safety video"/><category term="saffron"/><category term="santa rosa"/><category term="section 44"/><category term="silver surfer"/><category term="sleep"/><category term="society of saint stephen the great"/><category term="spam"/><category term="speed bump"/><category term="supermarket"/><category term="tax"/><category term="tea rooms"/><category term="texting"/><category term="toots"/><category term="united states"/><category term="walden"/><category term="warehouse"/><category term="winter wonderland"/><category term="woodwork"/><category term="workmen"/><title type='text'>safety joke</title><subtitle type='html'>Jokes, humour and fun about the safety profession &#xa;.&lt;br&gt; Reports, myths, comments and conker bonker stories about the safety industry. 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The concrete going in to one of my shops caved in. 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style=&quot; color:#000; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none; word-wrap:break-word;&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;For all the people that challenged me to walk on 3 buckets...🤣 SAFETY FIRST!!👷🏻‍♀️ Hit me with the OSHA comments 😝I’m ready for it this time 👊🏻 . . . #canyouevenbucketwalktho #drywallnation #drywalllife #oshaisthisok #hardhat #safetyfirst #bucketwalk #makedrywallgreatagain #funatwork #lovemyjob #catlikereflexes #justforfun #sketchy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot; color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;&quot;&gt;A post shared by &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.instagram.com/that_drywall_chick/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;amp;utm_medium=loading&quot; style=&quot; color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px;&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt; 𝓑 𝓻 𝓲 𝓽 𝓽 𝓪 𝓷 𝔂 • 𝓛 𝓾 𝓵 𝔂&lt;/a&gt; (@that_drywall_chick) on &lt;time style=&quot; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;&quot; datetime=&quot;2019-01-08T00:22:28+00:00&quot;&gt;Jan 7, 2019 at 4:22pm PST&lt;/time&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;script async src=&quot;//www.instagram.com/embed.js&quot;&gt;&lt;/script&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.safetyphoto.co.uk&quot;&gt;safety photos&lt;/a&gt; Safety photos and a few safety jokes - Original jokes are copyright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;blogger-post-footer&quot;&gt;Visit www.safetyphoto.co.uk&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/feeds/5611198486404117048/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2019/01/3-bucket-challenge-bucketlady.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/5611198486404117048'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/5611198486404117048'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2019/01/3-bucket-challenge-bucketlady.html' title='3 bucket challenge - #bucketlady'/><author><name>Stoker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08075649015655273927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31881366.post-4769732777720662992</id><published>2019-01-07T08:15:00.002+00:00</published><updated>2019-01-07T08:15:31.899+00:00</updated><title type='text'>#diysunday - chainsaw</title><content type='html'>  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class=&quot;instagram-media&quot; 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style=&quot; color:#000; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none; word-wrap:break-word;&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;If you need help trimming your Christmas trees, I’m your guy. I do windows too #tbt (9/2011) #safetythird #texaschainsawmassacre #stillhaveallmytoes #thestump #tistheseason #moyelintraining #teamyontef @amyyontef @laineysam07 @jryontef_&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot; color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;&quot;&gt;A post shared by &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.instagram.com/dyontef/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;amp;utm_medium=loading&quot; style=&quot; color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px;&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt; David Yontef&lt;/a&gt; (@dyontef) on &lt;time style=&quot; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;&quot; datetime=&quot;2018-12-20T12:38:05+00:00&quot;&gt;Dec 20, 2018 at 4:38am PST&lt;/time&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;script async src=&quot;//www.instagram.com/embed.js&quot;&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.safetyphoto.co.uk&quot;&gt;safety photos&lt;/a&gt; Safety photos and a few safety jokes - Original jokes are copyright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;blogger-post-footer&quot;&gt;Visit www.safetyphoto.co.uk&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/feeds/4769732777720662992/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2019/01/diysunday-chainsaw.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/4769732777720662992'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/4769732777720662992'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2019/01/diysunday-chainsaw.html' title='#diysunday - chainsaw'/><author><name>Stoker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08075649015655273927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31881366.post-5282448868625918915</id><published>2019-01-07T08:10:00.001+00:00</published><updated>2019-01-07T08:10:03.588+00:00</updated><title type='text'>meanwhile down on the farm</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote class=&quot;instagram-media&quot; 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font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;&quot; datetime=&quot;2018-08-07T19:30:20+00:00&quot;&gt;Aug 7, 2018 at 12:30pm PDT&lt;/time&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;script async src=&quot;//www.instagram.com/embed.js&quot;&gt;&lt;/script&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.safetyphoto.co.uk&quot;&gt;safety photos&lt;/a&gt; Safety photos and a few safety jokes - Original jokes are copyright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;blogger-post-footer&quot;&gt;Visit www.safetyphoto.co.uk&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/feeds/1947567155465034849/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2019/01/skid-steer-ride.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/1947567155465034849'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/1947567155465034849'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2019/01/skid-steer-ride.html' title='skid steer ride'/><author><name>Stoker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08075649015655273927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31881366.post-5758055438351189255</id><published>2019-01-06T10:27:00.001+00:00</published><updated>2019-01-06T10:27:19.879+00:00</updated><title type='text'>tiiiiiiiiiiimber</title><content type='html'>  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class=&quot;instagram-media&quot; 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flex-grow: 0; height: 20px; width: 20px;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot; width: 0; height: 0; border-top: 2px solid transparent; border-left: 6px solid #f4f4f4; border-bottom: 2px solid transparent; transform: translateX(16px) translateY(-4px) rotate(30deg)&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;margin-left: auto;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot; width: 0px; border-top: 8px solid #F4F4F4; border-right: 8px solid transparent; transform: translateY(16px);&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot; background-color: #F4F4F4; flex-grow: 0; height: 12px; width: 16px; transform: translateY(-4px);&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot; width: 0; height: 0; border-top: 8px solid #F4F4F4; border-left: 8px solid transparent; transform: translateY(-4px) translateX(8px);&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style=&quot; margin:8px 0 0 0; padding:0 4px;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.instagram.com/p/Br3ic6cAxD_/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;amp;utm_medium=loading&quot; style=&quot; color:#000; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none; word-wrap:break-word;&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;🎵🎶🎼 I made sure I did this set alone, so everyone could clearly see that I glued them. 😆😆😆 Hope y’all had a great holiday, with friends and family. Welcome back! 🤓🤘🙏❤️📐🔨🤺🕺🧘‍♂️ #framer #framerlife #chippy #chippylife #squaresnapbuildrepeat #mathneverlies #framersareadyingbreed #layitoutbuilditup #goprohero5 #timelapsevideo #weezer #mynameisjonas&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot; color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;&quot;&gt;A post shared by &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.instagram.com/markhenrichson/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;amp;utm_medium=loading&quot; style=&quot; color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px;&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt; Mark Henrichson&lt;/a&gt; (@markhenrichson) on &lt;time style=&quot; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;&quot; datetime=&quot;2018-12-26T22:51:15+00:00&quot;&gt;Dec 26, 2018 at 2:51pm PST&lt;/time&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;script async src=&quot;//www.instagram.com/embed.js&quot;&gt;&lt;/script&gt; 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style=&quot; color:#000; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none; word-wrap:break-word;&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Felpa #priscillalaruffera #roofer #roof #roofingcontractor #roofingculture #raza&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot; color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;&quot;&gt;A post shared by &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.instagram.com/priscillalaruffera/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;amp;utm_medium=loading&quot; style=&quot; color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px;&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt; Priscilla La Ruffera&lt;/a&gt; (@priscillalaruffera) on &lt;time style=&quot; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;&quot; datetime=&quot;2018-11-16T18:17:36+00:00&quot;&gt;Nov 16, 2018 at 10:17am PST&lt;/time&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;script async src=&quot;//www.instagram.com/embed.js&quot;&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.safetyphoto.co.uk&quot;&gt;safety photos&lt;/a&gt; Safety photos and a few safety jokes - Original jokes are copyright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;blogger-post-footer&quot;&gt;Visit www.safetyphoto.co.uk&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/feeds/6610155763890306175/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2018/12/nailed-it.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/6610155763890306175'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/6610155763890306175'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2018/12/nailed-it.html' title='nailed it'/><author><name>Stoker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08075649015655273927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31881366.post-5119849934906186699</id><published>2018-12-28T15:05:00.003+00:00</published><updated>2018-12-28T15:05:40.122+00:00</updated><title type='text'>on yer head son</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote class=&quot;instagram-media&quot; 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font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;&quot; datetime=&quot;2018-09-12T22:00:31+00:00&quot;&gt;Sep 12, 2018 at 3:00pm PDT&lt;/time&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;script async src=&quot;//www.instagram.com/embed.js&quot;&gt;&lt;/script&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.safetyphoto.co.uk&quot;&gt;safety photos&lt;/a&gt; Safety photos and a few safety jokes - Original jokes are copyright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;blogger-post-footer&quot;&gt;Visit www.safetyphoto.co.uk&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/feeds/5119849934906186699/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2018/12/on-yer-head-son.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/5119849934906186699'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/5119849934906186699'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2018/12/on-yer-head-son.html' title='on yer head son'/><author><name>Stoker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08075649015655273927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31881366.post-1998929004486032317</id><published>2018-12-28T08:26:00.001+00:00</published><updated>2018-12-28T08:26:35.773+00:00</updated><title type='text'>round turn and 2 half wits</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote class=&quot;instagram-media&quot; 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 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.safetyphoto.co.uk&quot;&gt;safety photos&lt;/a&gt; Safety photos and a few safety jokes - Original jokes are copyright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;blogger-post-footer&quot;&gt;Visit www.safetyphoto.co.uk&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/feeds/4647400551953811504/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2018/12/spot-hazards.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/4647400551953811504'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/4647400551953811504'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2018/12/spot-hazards.html' title='spot the hazards'/><author><name>Stoker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08075649015655273927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31881366.post-2933616060157905146</id><published>2018-12-20T08:39:00.000+00:00</published><updated>2018-12-20T08:39:05.083+00:00</updated><title type='text'>beep beep ......... beep beeep</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote class=&quot;instagram-media&quot; 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datetime=&quot;2018-12-20T00:24:59+00:00&quot;&gt;Dec 19, 2018 at 4:24pm PST&lt;/time&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;script async src=&quot;//www.instagram.com/embed.js&quot;&gt;&lt;/script&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.safetyphoto.co.uk&quot;&gt;safety photos&lt;/a&gt; Safety photos and a few safety jokes - Original jokes are copyright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;blogger-post-footer&quot;&gt;Visit www.safetyphoto.co.uk&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/feeds/2933616060157905146/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2018/12/beep-beep-beep-beeep.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/2933616060157905146'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/2933616060157905146'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2018/12/beep-beep-beep-beeep.html' title='beep beep ......... beep beeep'/><author><name>Stoker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08075649015655273927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31881366.post-4340421030601613295</id><published>2018-12-19T10:00:00.000+00:00</published><updated>2018-12-19T10:00:24.728+00:00</updated><title type='text'>a whole row</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote class=&quot;instagram-media&quot; 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style=&quot; color:#000; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none; word-wrap:break-word;&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;👐🏻👐🏻 #deck #decks #deckthehalls #deckdesign #decking #construction #constructionworker #renovation #fencing #fence #woodworking #wood #woodburning #woodcarving #woodworkers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot; color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;&quot;&gt;A post shared by &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.instagram.com/canadianwoodworkers/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;amp;utm_medium=loading&quot; style=&quot; color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px;&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt; Canadian Wood Workers&lt;/a&gt; (@canadianwoodworkers) on &lt;time style=&quot; 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style=&quot; color:#000; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px; text-decoration:none; word-wrap:break-word;&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Felt roof works carried out for Ultimate connexions 🏠#feltroofingspecialist #feltroofersofinstagram #feltroof #roofers #rooferslife #gjsmithroofing #roofinghertsbedsbucks&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot; color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;&quot;&gt;A post shared by &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.instagram.com/gjsmithroof/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;amp;utm_medium=loading&quot; style=&quot; color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px;&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt; G J Smith Roofing&lt;/a&gt; (@gjsmithroof) on &lt;time style=&quot; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;&quot; datetime=&quot;2018-11-28T14:39:51+00:00&quot;&gt;Nov 28, 2018 at 6:39am PST&lt;/time&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;script async src=&quot;//www.instagram.com/embed.js&quot;&gt;&lt;/script&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.safetyphoto.co.uk&quot;&gt;safety photos&lt;/a&gt; Safety photos and a few safety jokes - Original jokes are copyright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;blogger-post-footer&quot;&gt;Visit www.safetyphoto.co.uk&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/feeds/885741110725626850/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2018/12/advert-of-weak.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/885741110725626850'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/885741110725626850'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2018/12/advert-of-weak.html' title='advert of the weak'/><author><name>Stoker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08075649015655273927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31881366.post-8276210916252452</id><published>2018-11-23T16:11:00.000+00:00</published><updated>2018-11-23T16:11:15.917+00:00</updated><title type='text'>head banger - #FridayFeeling</title><content type='html'>  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote class=&quot;instagram-media&quot; data-instgrm-captioned data-instgrm-permalink=&quot;https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqg0p6ZFgfe/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;amp;utm_medium=loading&quot; data-instgrm-version=&quot;12&quot; style=&quot; background:#FFF; border:0; border-radius:3px; box-shadow:0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width:540px; min-width:326px; padding:0; width:99.375%; width:-webkit-calc(100% - 2px); width:calc(100% - 2px);&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;padding:16px;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqg0p6ZFgfe/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;amp;utm_medium=loading&quot; style=&quot; background:#FFFFFF; line-height:0; padding:0 0; text-align:center; text-decoration:none; width:100%;&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt; &lt;div style=&quot; display: flex; flex-direction: row; align-items: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;background-color: #F4F4F4; border-radius: 50%; flex-grow: 0; height: 40px; margin-right: 14px; width: 40px;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;display: flex; 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flex-grow: 0; height: 20px; width: 20px;&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot; width: 0; height: 0; border-top: 2px solid transparent; border-left: 6px solid #f4f4f4; border-bottom: 2px solid transparent; transform: translateX(16px) translateY(-4px) rotate(30deg)&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot;margin-left: auto;&quot;&gt;&lt;div style=&quot; width: 0px; border-top: 8px solid #F4F4F4; border-right: 8px solid transparent; transform: translateY(16px);&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot; background-color: #F4F4F4; flex-grow: 0; height: 12px; width: 16px; transform: translateY(-4px);&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style=&quot; width: 0; height: 0; border-top: 8px solid #F4F4F4; border-left: 8px solid transparent; transform: translateY(-4px) translateX(8px);&quot;&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;p style=&quot; margin:8px 0 0 0; padding:0 4px;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqg0p6ZFgfe/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;amp;utm_medium=loading&quot; 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datetime=&quot;2018-11-16T05:53:42+00:00&quot;&gt;Nov 15, 2018 at 9:53pm PST&lt;/time&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;script async src=&quot;//www.instagram.com/embed.js&quot;&gt;&lt;/script&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.safetyphoto.co.uk&quot;&gt;safety photos&lt;/a&gt; Safety photos and a few safety jokes - Original jokes are copyright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;blogger-post-footer&quot;&gt;Visit www.safetyphoto.co.uk&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/feeds/7636447954075914490/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2018/11/do-not-step-back.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/7636447954075914490'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/7636447954075914490'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2018/11/do-not-step-back.html' title='do not step back'/><author><name>Stoker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08075649015655273927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31881366.post-2321932081600391019</id><published>2018-11-12T09:59:00.001+00:00</published><updated>2018-11-12T09:59:20.385+00:00</updated><title type='text'>pole dancing</title><content type='html'>&lt;blockquote class=&quot;instagram-media&quot; 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Don&amp;#39;t try this at home, it takes training.(?)..and serious nuts!! Amitabha 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 #scaffolder #scaffolding #builder #construction #skills #epicskills #chinesemartialarts #wushu #wushumaster #bajiquan #kungfu #kungfumaster ☸☯️☸ #martialartsmaster #gongfu #china #chinesemaster #chinese #china🇨🇳🐼 see more international skills @ir.scaffolding @darbastaan #followme #happy #swag #followback #picoftheday #follow #instalike #friends #instagood #instadaily&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style=&quot; color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px; margin-bottom:0; margin-top:8px; overflow:hidden; padding:8px 0 7px; text-align:center; text-overflow:ellipsis; white-space:nowrap;&quot;&gt;A post shared by &lt;a href=&quot;https://www.instagram.com/ink_loves_wushu/?utm_source=ig_embed&amp;amp;utm_medium=loading&quot; style=&quot; color:#c9c8cd; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; font-style:normal; font-weight:normal; line-height:17px;&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt; ink 油墨 🌸⭐🙏🏻⭐🌸&lt;/a&gt; (@ink_loves_wushu) on &lt;time style=&quot; font-family:Arial,sans-serif; font-size:14px; line-height:17px;&quot; datetime=&quot;2018-11-04T19:11:07+00:00&quot;&gt;Nov 4, 2018 at 11:11am PST&lt;/time&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;script async src=&quot;//www.instagram.com/embed.js&quot;&gt;&lt;/script&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.safetyphoto.co.uk&quot;&gt;safety photos&lt;/a&gt; Safety photos and a few safety jokes - Original jokes are copyright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;blogger-post-footer&quot;&gt;Visit www.safetyphoto.co.uk&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/feeds/2321932081600391019/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2018/11/pole-dancing.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/2321932081600391019'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31881366/posts/default/2321932081600391019'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2018/11/pole-dancing.html' title='pole dancing'/><author><name>Stoker</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/08075649015655273927</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='https://img1.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>