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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SafetyJoke/~4/Uct4m0bz8A8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-12-12T00:02:24.123Z</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2011/12/council-apologises-after-solicitor.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Photographer alerts cabinet minister to Hyde Park photo ban</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SafetyJoke/~3/t6ADgjwLXnI/photographer-alerts-cabinet-minister-to.html</link><category>winter wonderland</category><category>camera</category><category>hyde park</category><category>alerts</category><category>Photographer</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Stoker)</author><pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 07:31:40 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31881366.post-7241754025070649943</guid><description>&lt;div class='posterous_autopost'&gt;&lt;div class=""&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Content_Outer"&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Top_Wrap"&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Source_First"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Clipped from &lt;a href="http://www.amateurphotographer.co.uk/news/photographer_alerts_cabinet_minister_to_hyde_park_photo_ban_news_310634.html?aff=rss" title="http://www.amateurphotographer.co.uk/news/photographer_alerts_cabinet_minister_to_hyde_park_photo_ban_news_310634.html?aff=rss" rel="clipsource" target="_blank"&gt;www.amateurphotographer.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Middle_Wrap"&gt;&lt;blockquote cite="http://www.amateurphotographer.co.uk/news/photographer_alerts_cabinet_minister_to_hyde_park_photo_ban_news_310634.html?aff=rss" class="Clog_Content_Item"&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div class="TxtCntnt"&gt;&lt;h2&gt;Photographer alerts cabinet minister to Hyde Park photo ban&lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p /&gt;&lt;blockquote cite="http://www.amateurphotographer.co.uk/news/photographer_alerts_cabinet_minister_to_hyde_park_photo_ban_news_310634.html?aff=rss" class="Clog_Content_Item"&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div class="TxtCntnt"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;An amateur photographer is set to lobby his local MP after camera club members were banned from taking photos which include children at the Winter Wonderland fair in Hyde Park.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p /&gt;&lt;blockquote cite="http://www.amateurphotographer.co.uk/news/photographer_alerts_cabinet_minister_to_hyde_park_photo_ban_news_310634.html?aff=rss" class="Clog_Content_Item"&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div class="TxtCntnt"&gt;Meanwhile, Lafbury has received an email from Winter Wonderland organisers, PWR Events. &lt;p /&gt; In the email customer service manager Kate Hofstetter said all photographers, including students and camera clubs, must be 'accredited and briefed', in the interests of visitor safety. &lt;p /&gt; She spelled out the rules they must follow: &lt;p /&gt; &amp;#8226; No cameras on the ice rink &lt;p /&gt; &amp;#8226; Photographs of children may not be taken &lt;p /&gt; &amp;#8226; Tripods are allowed as long as you don't obstruct the pathways, otherwise security will ask you to move along&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Clog_Source_Button"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.amateurphotographer.co.uk/news/photographer_alerts_cabinet_minister_to_hyde_park_photo_ban_news_310634.html?aff=rss" title="http://www.amateurphotographer.co.uk/news/photographer_alerts_cabinet_minister_to_hyde_park_photo_ban_news_310634.html?aff=rss" rel="clipsource" target="_blank"&gt;Read more at www.amateurphotographer.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;a href="http://amplify.com/u/a1jfi7"&gt;http://amplify.com/u/a1jfi7&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Visit www.safetyphoto.co.uk&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31881366-7241754025070649943?l=safety-joke.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SafetyJoke/~4/n0mTBIVymrg" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-07-24T14:33:12.964+01:00</app:edited><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6021/5968686790_3879cecd69_t.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2011/07/crane-collapse.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Ouch!</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SafetyJoke/~3/OMHbvmrnWyw/ouch.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Stoker)</author><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jul 2011 13:30:18 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31881366.post-9160011064546291152</guid><description>&lt;style type="text/css"&gt;.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }&lt;/style&gt;&lt;div class="flickr-frame"&gt;	&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/patrick_dockens/5938838838/" title="photo sharing"&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6145/5938838838_8a123bb81d.jpg" class="flickr-photo" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;	&lt;span class="flickr-caption"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/patrick_dockens/5938838838/"&gt;Ouch!&lt;/a&gt;, originally uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/patrick_dockens/"&gt;Patrick Dockens&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;				&lt;p class="flickr-yourcomment"&gt;	&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Visit www.safetyphoto.co.uk&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31881366-9160011064546291152?l=safety-joke.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SafetyJoke/~4/mRv5cIMwrZo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-07-15T21:29:41.532+01:00</app:edited><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6132/5938446509_4e3bd422e9_t.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2011/07/59-cruise-safety.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Harry McShane</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SafetyJoke/~3/TxoP1ZvbLpw/harry-mcshane.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Stoker)</author><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 05:28:34 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31881366.post-8949021791691700828</guid><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hVvtr5MoLRE/Thb3uoz3JpI/AAAAAAAABdc/P7pYNI0OSxA/s1600/427px-Lewis_Wickes_Hines_-_Harry_McShane_1908.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left:1em; margin-right:1em"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" width="285" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hVvtr5MoLRE/Thb3uoz3JpI/AAAAAAAABdc/P7pYNI0OSxA/s400/427px-Lewis_Wickes_Hines_-_Harry_McShane_1908.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Harry McShane, age 16, 1908. Pulled into machinery in a factory in Cincinnati. His arm was ripped off at the shoulder and his leg broken. No compensation paid. Photograph by Lewis Hine.&lt;br /&gt;
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