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former film star stuck to her word and paid out a €600 reward to the 
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The news comes after it was revealed many cheap burgers tested positive for horse DNA.


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&amp;nbsp;County Sheriff Curt Hamburger tells KCCR radio that the two men were working on a lift station repair. He says they apparently were standing in a hole about 4 feet deep and were overcome by methane gas&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;strong style="color: #3a3b3b; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"&gt;A Londoner has won an apology from the Met after wrongly being prevented from taking pictures of two police vehicles that had crashed into each other.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="color: #3a3b3b; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br style="color: #3a3b3b; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;" /&gt;&lt;br style="color: #3a3b3b; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;" /&gt;&lt;span style="color: #3a3b3b; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: left;"&gt;The photographer had been taking pictures using a Canon PowerShot G12 digital compact after a collision between a police car and a police van in Sutton on 3 April&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Firefighters rescued six catering staff who were stuck between floors&amp;#160;at Old Trafford following Thursday night's Europa League game, which ended in a 3-2 defeat against Athletico Bilbao. Crews from Stretford had been called after receiving two reports of people screaming at the ground.&amp;#160;Read more at:&amp;#160;http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1487860_manchester-united-staff-freed-after-being-stuck-in-old-trafford-lift-after-athletic-bilbao-defeat&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SafetyJoke/~4/YUullLqjk7M" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2012-01-06T14:04:54.756Z</app:edited><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-VQ7-nrpXzaM/TwW8uXi0iOI/AAAAAAAAMWk/Rq0oCU-yZxM/s72-c/illustratordoroninaphotos-18.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2012/01/spot-hazard.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Council trips up on health and safety</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SafetyJoke/~3/BLua9BPUqok/council-trips-up-on-health-and-safety.html</link><category>Health</category><category>Council</category><category>walden</category><category>saffron</category><category>Safety</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Bob Stoker)</author><pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 07:53:44 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31881366.post-3642952490551587085</guid><description>&lt;div class='posterous_autopost'&gt;&lt;div class=""&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Content_Outer"&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Top_Wrap"&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Source_First"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Clipped from &lt;a href="http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Saffron-Walden/Council-trips-up-on-health-and-safety-22122011.htm" title="http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Saffron-Walden/Council-trips-up-on-health-and-safety-22122011.htm" rel="clipsource" target="_blank"&gt;www.cambridge-news.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Middle_Wrap"&gt;&lt;blockquote cite="http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Saffron-Walden/Council-trips-up-on-health-and-safety-22122011.htm" class="Clog_Content_Item"&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Content_Item_Image" align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/clog_clip_cache/amplify.com/FDA97FDB-BF11-4D84-8BCE-CBF6BFBF3DE3/DBFEC691-02F6-482E-AD07-EB4FE6CBC83B" height="135" alt="Paul Townsend and Jason Bonner checking the headstones" width="230" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p /&gt;&lt;blockquote cite="http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Saffron-Walden/Council-trips-up-on-health-and-safety-22122011.htm" class="Clog_Content_Item"&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div class="TxtCntnt"&gt;Paul Townsend and Jason Bonner checking the headstones&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p /&gt;&lt;blockquote cite="http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Saffron-Walden/Council-trips-up-on-health-and-safety-22122011.htm" class="Clog_Content_Item"&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div class="TxtCntnt"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Laying wobbly headstones flat in case they fell on someone has caused an even greater hazard &amp;#8211; tripping over them.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p /&gt;&lt;blockquote cite="http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Saffron-Walden/Council-trips-up-on-health-and-safety-22122011.htm" class="Clog_Content_Item"&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div class="TxtCntnt"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Council workers were sent to Radwinter Road Cemetery, in Saffron Walden, to test headstones for safety and told to lay flat any "hazardous" ones &amp;#8211; about 200 were affected.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Clog_Source_Button"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Saffron-Walden/Council-trips-up-on-health-and-safety-22122011.htm" title="http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Saffron-Walden/Council-trips-up-on-health-and-safety-22122011.htm" rel="clipsource" target="_blank"&gt;Read more at www.cambridge-news.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;a href="http://amplify.com/u/a1l4p0"&gt;http://amplify.com/u/a1l4p0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Visit www.safetyphoto.co.uk&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SafetyJoke/~4/WPr_yppX0cI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-12-22T09:08:28.674Z</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2011/12/santa-rosa-fire-department-fined-for.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Young mother electrocuted as she mopped up water from leaky boiler</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SafetyJoke/~3/OBpuQ2tKbP8/young-mother-electrocuted-as-she-mopped.html</link><category>catalogue</category><category>workmen</category><category>emma shaw</category><category>electrocuted</category><category>mother</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Bob Stoker)</author><pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2011 13:27:46 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31881366.post-1895391101356757916</guid><description>&lt;div class='posterous_autopost'&gt;&lt;div class=""&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Content_Outer"&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Top_Wrap"&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Source_First"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Clipped from &lt;a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2077015/Young-mother-electrocuted-mopped-water-leaky-boiler-died-catalogue-workmens-errors.html?ITO=1490" title="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2077015/Young-mother-electrocuted-mopped-water-leaky-boiler-died-catalogue-workmens-errors.html?ITO=1490" rel="clipsource" target="_blank"&gt;www.dailymail.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Middle_Wrap"&gt;&lt;blockquote cite="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2077015/Young-mother-electrocuted-mopped-water-leaky-boiler-died-catalogue-workmens-errors.html?ITO=1490" class="Clog_Content_Item"&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Content_Item_Image" align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/clog_clip_cache/amplify.com/83BD29D5-A29A-4215-920C-D65F4FDE5669/CEAC74B9-2076-49AC-8F67-13F2AACE606A" height="384" alt="Tragedy: Emma Shaw, 22, received a fatal electric shock while mopping up water from the floor of her flat after the heating appliance sprang a leak" width="214" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p /&gt;&lt;blockquote cite="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2077015/Young-mother-electrocuted-mopped-water-leaky-boiler-died-catalogue-workmens-errors.html?ITO=1490" class="Clog_Content_Item"&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div class="TxtCntnt"&gt;A catalogue of mistakes by workmen led to a young mother being killed after she was electrocuted while mopping up water at her home.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Clog_Source_Button"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2077015/Young-mother-electrocuted-mopped-water-leaky-boiler-died-catalogue-workmens-errors.html?ITO=1490" title="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2077015/Young-mother-electrocuted-mopped-water-leaky-boiler-died-catalogue-workmens-errors.html?ITO=1490" rel="clipsource" target="_blank"&gt;Read more at www.dailymail.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;a href="http://amplify.com/u/a1l0vq"&gt;http://amplify.com/u/a1l0vq&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Visit www.safetyphoto.co.uk&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SafetyJoke/~4/OBpuQ2tKbP8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-12-21T21:27:46.941Z</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2011/12/young-mother-electrocuted-as-she-mopped.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>consultant who was sacked after taking maternity leave has been awarded a record £4.4 million</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SafetyJoke/~3/bMc_w13SvU0/consultant-who-was-sacked-after-taking.html</link><category>having</category><category>sacked</category><category>doctor</category><category>hospital</category><category>record</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Bob Stoker)</author><pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 04:09:20 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31881366.post-4791217762324693344</guid><description>&lt;div class='posterous_autopost'&gt;&lt;div class=""&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Content_Outer"&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Top_Wrap"&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Source_First"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Clipped from &lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8961246/Hospital-pays-out-record-4.4m-to-doctor-sacked-after-having-a-baby.html" title="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8961246/Hospital-pays-out-record-4.4m-to-doctor-sacked-after-having-a-baby.html" rel="clipsource" target="_blank"&gt;www.telegraph.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Middle_Wrap"&gt;&lt;blockquote cite="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8961246/Hospital-pays-out-record-4.4m-to-doctor-sacked-after-having-a-baby.html" class="Clog_Content_Item"&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Content_Item_Image" align="center"&gt;&lt;img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/clog_clip_cache/amplify.com/6A227FE0-4027-48BA-9B0E-274C46E0AC20/205066AA-2175-4873-9E65-D835016DE011" height="240" alt="Hospital pays out record £4.4m to doctor sacked after having a baby " width="384" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p /&gt;&lt;blockquote cite="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8961246/Hospital-pays-out-record-4.4m-to-doctor-sacked-after-having-a-baby.html" class="Clog_Content_Item"&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div class="TxtCntnt"&gt;&lt;h2&gt; A HOSPITAL consultant who was sacked after taking maternity leave has been  awarded a record &amp;#163;4.4&amp;#8201;million by a tribunal after it heard years  of abuse left her unable to work again as a doctor.  &lt;/h2&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p /&gt;&lt;blockquote cite="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8961246/Hospital-pays-out-record-4.4m-to-doctor-sacked-after-having-a-baby.html" class="Clog_Content_Item"&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div class="TxtCntnt"&gt;&lt;h1&gt;Hospital pays out record &amp;#163;4.4m to doctor sacked after having a baby &lt;/h1&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Clog_Source_Button"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8961246/Hospital-pays-out-record-4.4m-to-doctor-sacked-after-having-a-baby.html" title="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8961246/Hospital-pays-out-record-4.4m-to-doctor-sacked-after-having-a-baby.html" rel="clipsource" target="_blank"&gt;Read more at www.telegraph.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;a href="http://amplify.com/u/a1ktzg"&gt;http://amplify.com/u/a1ktzg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Visit www.safetyphoto.co.uk&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SafetyJoke/~4/bMc_w13SvU0" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><app:edited xmlns:app="http://www.w3.org/2007/app">2011-12-18T12:09:20.402Z</app:edited><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://safety-joke.blogspot.com/2011/12/consultant-who-was-sacked-after-taking.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Council apologises after solicitor trapped for an hour in Southampton</title><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SafetyJoke/~3/xV91G2werfA/council-apologises-after-solicitor_12.html</link><category>Council</category><category>apologises</category><category>trapped</category><category>solicitor</category><category>ben may</category><author>noreply@blogger.com (Bob Stoker)</author><pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 16:02:27 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31881366.post-1359869344268160741</guid><description>&lt;div class='posterous_autopost'&gt;&lt;div class=""&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Content_Outer"&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Top_Wrap"&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Source_First"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Clipped from &lt;a href="http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/9413493.Solicitor_broke_free_from_trapped_lift/" title="http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/9413493.Solicitor_broke_free_from_trapped_lift/" rel="clipsource" target="_blank"&gt;www.dailyecho.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="Clog_Middle_Wrap"&gt;&lt;blockquote cite="http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/9413493.Solicitor_broke_free_from_trapped_lift/" class="Clog_Content_Item"&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div class="TxtCntnt"&gt;&lt;h3&gt;Council apologises after solicitor trapped for an hour&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p /&gt;&lt;blockquote cite="http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/9413493.Solicitor_broke_free_from_trapped_lift/" class="Clog_Content_Item"&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div class="TxtCntnt"&gt;&lt;p&gt; COUNCIL chiefs have apologised after a lawyer was trapped in a council car park lift for so long that he gave up on being rescued and forced his way out. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p /&gt;&lt;blockquote cite="http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/9413493.Solicitor_broke_free_from_trapped_lift/" class="Clog_Content_Item"&gt;&lt;table&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div class="TxtCntnt"&gt;&lt;p&gt; Ben May was stuck four floors up at the Bedford Place multi-storey car park in &lt;a href="http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/search/?search=Southampton" rel="nofollow"&gt;Southampton&lt;/a&gt; for more than an hour and grew so scared that he made his escape. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span class="Clog_Source_Button"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/9413493.Solicitor_broke_free_from_trapped_lift/" title="http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/9413493.Solicitor_broke_free_from_trapped_lift/" rel="clipsource" target="_blank"&gt;Read more at www.dailyecho.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;a href="http://amplify.com/u/a1jyrs"&gt;http://amplify.com/u/a1jyrs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;Visit www.safetyphoto.co.uk&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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