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Sure, they changed the names, but everyone still knew it was about me...

2012-01-26T12:09:00.000-05:00

Lost Winnie the Pooh Page Found!!

2012-01-23T00:00:00.001-05:00

This is quite exciting. We have unearthed a lost page from what is apparently a lost Winnie the Pooh story. We believe it might be from a story called "The No Good, Randomly Violent Day". The page reads:" And then Kanga asked, "Has anyone seen the rest of Roo's body?", and it is accompanied by this artwork:

It is truly a remarkable find, and is really a window into what seems to have been a darker period for Milne and the characters in the Hundred Acre Wood.

We continue to look for further pages, and share what we find.

Name That Lyric: Episode 264

2012-01-20T09:53:00.000-05:00

We have no winner from last week!! Nobody recognized

Always took candy from strangers,
Didn't wanna get me no trade.

from "Happy" by The Rolling Stones. Onto this week's clue:

"From Memphis to New Orleans,
in and out of railroad dreams"

Good luck, Dillweeds!!

"Is it me you're looking for?"

2012-01-19T00:00:00.000-05:00

This is awesome times 12! It's a video of "Hello" by Lionel Ritchie via dialogue from movies. Just watch it.

Hello from ant1mat3rie on Vimeo.

I found it over here.

"The President's Neck is Missing!"(With a nod to "The Simpsons" for title and inspiration)

2012-01-18T10:02:00.001-05:00

1/17/2019-At approximately 4:52 a.m., the President of the United States awoke to the horrifying discovery that his neck was missing!

Thankfully, his head had been expertly re-attached to his shoulders by the thieves, and a check of his vital signs indicated that he was otherwise in good health. His staff was called to meet in his office(not the Oval one, but a more traditionally square office he kept nearer to his bedroom).

Of course, due to his necklessness, he could not speak, but the communication problem was quickly remedied by giving the president a tablet device that would speak the words he typed.

Thankfully, the President was a fan of deep v-neck t-shirts, so it was fairly easy for him to find appropriate clothing.He chose a nice cobalt blue, his wife's favorite color.

The White House engineers were dispatched to create several new devices that the President would need: First and foremost was a cradle for his telephone, as he would no longer be able to cradle the phone between his shoulder and his ear, and he was never a fan of ear-pieces, but did need to be able to work hands-free. Second, and of less importance, was some sort of rear view mirror system,as the President will be unable to turn his head.

The Chief of Security entered and linked to the security footage form the President's bedroom. At approximately 1:45 a.m. EST, there appeared to be a shadowy figure carrying a bag of some sort moving around in the east end of the room,but the room was then bathed in a blinding light that lasted for the next 35 minutes.

When the light subsided, the room looked as if nothing had changed, except, of course, that the President's NECK was missing!!

As they all looked at each other in disbelief, the telephone rang. the President answered,and a voice said "Mr. President, I believe I have something that belongs to you."

To be continued...

Name That Lyric: Episode 263

2012-01-13T09:21:00.000-05:00

We have a winner from last week!! The lovely and talented Earl correctly identified

I didn't mean to take up all your sweet time,
Ill give it right back to you one of these days

from "Voodoo Child" by Jimi Hendrix. Bravo, Earl,bravo!! Onto this week's clue:

Always took candy from strangers,
Didn't wanna get me no trade.

Good luck, Dillweeds!!

Hypnotic Penguin....

2012-01-11T09:03:00.000-05:00

Is H-Y-P-N-O-T-I-C!!!!!

What Movie Is This From? Episode 273

2012-01-10T09:26:00.000-05:00

We have no winner from last week! Nobody recognized

That's it! I can't take this anymore! I can't! I give up! I'm sick of struggling for survival! Competing with gophers and earthworms, and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts! And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid...tree!

from "Alvin and the Chipmunks"! I recently had cause to reminisce about this movie because I had the great fortune of seeing "Alvin and the Chipmunks:Chipwrecked!" in the cinema. And what can I say, except...MAGIC! Onto this week's clue, a movie from 2007:

I'm gonna be totally honest with you. I have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crime. Okay? There. Mercy Street, guys

Good luck, Dillweeds!!

Name That Lyric: Episode 262

2012-01-06T11:12:00.000-05:00

We have no winner from last week! Nobody recognized

I want to go where I will never hear your name
I wanna lose my sorrows and be free again

from "I'm Alive" by Jackson Browne. Onto this week's clue:

I didn't mean to take up all your sweet time,
Ill give it right back to you one of these days

Good luck, Dillweeds!!

Oh, Crap! Now They'll Know Where I Buried the Leprechauns!

2012-01-04T07:46:00.000-05:00

What Movie Is This From? Episode 272

2012-01-03T13:08:00.000-05:00

Happy New Year, peeps!! We have no winner from last round, nobody recognized

This is a game. All of this is for you. You're not investigating anything. You're a fucking rat in a maze.

from "Shutter Island". Onto this week's clue(the FIRST of 2012!!), a movie from 2007:

That's it! I can't take this anymore! I can't! I give up! I'm sick of struggling for survival! Competing with gophers and earthworms, and that loser sparrow who always takes my nuts! And I'm especially sick of this stupid, stupid...tree!

Good luck, Dillweeds!!

Name That Lyric: Episode 261

2011-12-16T08:55:00.001-05:00

We have no winner from last week!! Nobody recognized

I'm tired of being untouchable
I'm not above
The love

from "Knock Me Down" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers! Onto this week's clue:

I want to go where I will never hear your name
I wanna lose my sorrows and be free again

Good luck, Dillweeds!!

What Movie Is This From? Episode 271

2011-12-13T13:19:00.000-05:00

We have no winner from last week! Nobody recognized

Sallah, I said no camels. That's five camels. Can't you count?

from "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade". Onto this week's clue, a movie from 2010:

This is a game. All of this is for you. You're not investigating anything. You're a fucking rat in a maze.

Good luck, Dillweeds!!

Name That Lyric: Episode 260

2011-12-09T08:30:00.000-05:00

We have no winner from last week! Nobody recognized

You're too deep in
You can't get out
You're just a poor girl in a rich man's house

from "Emotional Rescue" by the Rolling Stones. That surprised me. I thought someone would get that one. Shows what I know, I guess. Onto this week's clue:

I'm tired of being untouchable
I'm not above
The love

Good luck, Dillweeds!!

Four Words- Billy. Idol. Happy. Holidays.

2011-12-07T00:00:00.000-05:00

'Nuff said.

What Movie Is This From? Episode 270

2011-12-06T09:06:00.000-05:00

We have no winner from last week. Nobody recognized

"I have my eyes...I have my cunning...And now I have my strength."

from "The Beastmaster". Onto this week's clue, a movie from 1989:

Sallah, I said no camels. That's five camels. Can't you count?

Good luck, Dillweeds!!

Name That Lyric: Episode 259

2011-12-02T10:43:00.000-05:00

We have no winner from the many weeks ago when we last played the game, nobody noticed

Shared a cigarette for breakfast
Shared an airplane ride for lunch
Sittin in between a ghost and a walking bowl of punch

from "Portland" by The Replacements(and a more recent cover by MIddle Brother). Onto this week's clue:

You're too deep in
You can't get out
You're just a poor girl in a rich man's house

Good luck, Dillweeds!!

"Try not. Do or do not. There is no try"

2011-12-01T07:57:00.000-05:00

A friend of mine mentioned yesterday that he had written an e-mail to his students composed entirely in Yoda-speak...That led me to this, which I felt like sharing. I've always loved this scene.

What Movie Is This From? Episode 269

2011-11-29T13:08:00.000-05:00

We have no winner from last week! Nobody recognized

No! Ha ha ha! Sorry. No, no, see it's classified in the DMZ, gotta go ASAP, you know, strictly BYOB. Bye!

from "A Bug's Life". Onto this week's clue, a movie from 1982:

"I have my eyes...I have my cunning...And now I have my strength."

Good luck Dillweeds!!

What Movie is This From? Episode 268

2011-11-22T09:42:00.000-05:00

We have no winner from last week!! Nobody recognized

My friends, my fellow conscripts, we have scored. I feel so much better.

from "Tron". Onto this week's clue, a movie from 1998:

No! Ha ha ha! Sorry. No, no, see it's classified in the DMZ, gotta go ASAP, you know, strictly BYOB. Bye!

Good luck, Dillweeds!!!

What Movie is This From? Episode 267

2011-11-15T10:25:00.000-05:00

We have no winner from last week! Nobody recognized

I'm no lunatic man. I'm a sane man fighting for his soul.

from "Bram Stoker's Dracula"! Onto this week's clue, a movie from 1982:

My friends, my fellow conscripts, we have scored. I feel so much better.

Good luck, Dillweeds!!!

What Movie Is This From? Episode 266

2011-11-08T09:23:00.000-05:00

We have no winner from last round! Nobody recognized

Tell me or I'll bite your ear off, and I'll make a boot out of it.

from "Leprechaun". Onto this week's clue, a movie from 1992:

I'm no lunatic man. I'm a sane man fighting for his soul.

Good luck, Dillweeds!!

Name That Lyric: Episode 258

2011-11-04T06:57:00.000-05:00

We have no winner from last week!! Nobody recognized

I was made with a heart of stone
to be broken
with one hard blow

from "Ocean Size" by Jane's Addiction. Onto this week's clue:

Shared a cigarette for breakfast
Shared an airplane ride for lunch
Sittin in between a ghost and a walking bowl of punch

Good luck, Dillweeds!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

2011-10-31T07:45:00.000-05:00

I thought I'd share some Halloween Tricks 'n' Treats with y'all!!

Here's last year's "award winning" pumpkin, carved by yours truly:

Here's a coupla pics of me as Princess Leia one Halloween

Here is Ian Pennyfeather's take on the holiday:

And here's a coupla pics of some lizards having sex:

Have a Happy Halloween you happy halloweeners!!!

Name that Lyric: Episode 257

2011-10-28T07:50:00.000-05:00

Good morning. I ate entirely too much creamed spinach from Boston Market last night.

We have no winner from last week! nobody recognized

When lonely days turn to lonely nights
you take a trip to the city lights

from "Take the Long way Home" by Supertramp. I have always wanted to get a tattoo of the "Breakfast In America" cover on my lower back, so that I could have a Supertramp stamp. Onto this week's clue:

I was made with a heart of stone
to be broken
with one hard blow

Good luck, Dillweeds!!