Craft Accident

Soul Restoration

2011-05-08T13:43:00.001-05:00

Loving the Soul Restoration. Workshop from Melody Ross and the Brave Girls Club!

Here are some of my pages from the workshop. The book is actually pretty huge. I may need to break it into two.

I'm sad the class is almost over. I would wholeheartedly recommend it to anyone!

Selling a Bunch of Stuff...

2011-04-07T19:12:00.000-05:00

I'm selling a bunch of stuff in my NEW etsy Shop! Stamps... and Vintage things... supplies, books, linens, and some cards (eventually).

Free shipping for you and yours, just enter FB001 at checkout!

Check it out.

Messing with Killer Whales

2010-03-28T14:01:00.001-05:00

I am not afraid to.

click to enlarge

I Love Rachel Maddow.

2009-12-09T01:08:00.000-06:00

Make sure you watch this... and make sure you watch Rachel every night... because she says DUDE in her interviews. Below is her interview with this awful man who claims he can help homosexuals "come out straight". His "facts" are being used to promote to Ugandan "Kill the Gays" Bill... a Bill that will likely become law.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

So this is the stuff that keeps me up at night. The world is sort of effed up.

Maybe I will Blog... Maybe

2009-12-05T01:49:00.001-06:00

No promises, I can't make a firm commitment. But with by Brother and Sister blogging I feel sort of guilt ridden about my lack of blog. So perhaps a picture will suffice... and if this fortune cookie is any indication, the future will be thrilling... thrilling I say.

Today I attended the One of A Kind Show in Chicago... sort of a let down for me. I'm disappointed by how many are offended by the word "craft". Sometimes I think Martha S. has done us a disservice my making craft so perfect, precious and attached to the "happy home-maker". Don't get me wrong, I loves me my Martha... but she's really contributed to the separation between crafts and fine art. I'd like to see that change.

Stay tuned to this blog or Craft Critique for more on the OOAK show... Now I am off to try and sleep, which should prove to be difficult without any string cheese in the house (night cheese!)

Oh, and if you missed this weeks 30 Rock watch it on Hulu... I think it was one of the funniest ever.

Funny... and a Lesson for Marketers

2009-03-20T02:51:00.008-05:00

As the owner of CraftCritique.com I receive almost daily emails from marketers. They want to optimize our blog for search engines, have us review their non-crafty products, have us SELL their product, loan us money, or a million other things that either do not make any sense or are totally not appropriate for our business.

Out of all the marketing emails we receive I would say less than 5% are applicable to us or worth pursuing in any way. So when I read this article, "A lesson to marketers about the importance of reading the blogs they pitch to but who probably won’t read this because they don’t read the blogs they pitch to", by the Bloggess; Jenny Lawson, I immediately related.

In this post (which you should read right now) Jenny schools a marketing rep for a lotion company who contacts her to test their product line. She toys with him, explaining her need for a SPF shielding lotion to protect her lawn maintenance staff from the dangers of rock dissolving acids. It becomes apparent that not only has he not read her blog, he is barely reading her emails.... hilarity ensues, and a lesson is learned.

The email pitches we receive are so random and ridiculous I always figured there wasn't even a real person on the other end of most of them... they read like Nigerian Lottery win announcements. I just delete them and move on, figuring if I responded I would just end up on more spam lists as a result.

But Jenny's post inspired me, and today I decided to try my luck at badgering a marketing rep. This time from a company that promises to place my products in their network of stores... note that this was sent to Craft Critique, not my personal blog. If you have visited CC you know we do not sell anything, and it's pretty obvious at a glance.

-----Original Message-----
From: David T.
Sent: Thursday, March 19, 2009 3:17 PM
To: info@craftcritique.com
Subject: Re: I'm interested in selling your crafts through our stores

I sent you an email a few months ago about selling your crafts through our network of stores. I think they'd be a great fit. Do you wholesale?

We work hand in hand with buyers from thousands of specialty stores, gift shops, large chains, mail-order catalog companies and Internet shopping sites. We need a larger variety of crafts they can choose from, hence my email to you.

If you're interested in selling your pieces to more stores visit us at (his URL was HERE) We guarantee sales.

Sincerely,
David T.
Director of Merchandising
Company Name

My Response...

-----Original Message-----
From: Sarah Moore [mailto:sarah@craftcritique.com]
Sent: Thursday, March 19, 2009 3:13 PM
To: 'David T'
Subject: RE: I'm interested in selling your crafts through our stores

That sounds great! How do I begin?

I actually have an overstock of 1000 chain-maile maternity shirts I need to unload. They had been ordered custom by a specialty chain of medieval maternity shops... but with the economy being what it is they just canceled the order. Unfortunately for me I have a very quick staff and they had completed the whole collection before we received the notice of cancellation.

Do you need images of the products? They are a basic tunic style, in silver-tone chain-maile with faux ruby embellishments. I can change the stones out to pink or blue if you think that would be more marketable than red.

I eagerly await your response! Thank you so much for contacting us!

-Sarah

and best of all, HIS follow up!

-----Original Message-----
From: David T.
Sent: Thursday, March 19, 2009 6:27 PM
To: 'Sarah Moore'
Subject: RE: I'm interested in selling your crafts through our stores

It's optional to add images, although adding images will help move your products.

As per your email, to get started simply register at (his URL was HERE) Send me an email when you register and I'll forward you instruction on how to get set-up. I'll also add a free month to your account.

Sincerely,
David T.

I honestly don't even know how to respond next! Maybe I will see if I can find an image to send him of my chain-maile maternity tunics... anyone know a chain-maile artist?

The Foot: Day Nine

2009-03-12T02:23:00.004-05:00

I suppose it's nice to finally have something interesting to blog about... assuming my audience wasn't interested in hearing about my online scrabble escapades, preschool stories or trips to Target.

So here is the lowdown; I have broken the foot... in two spots... the Distal Tibia and the 2nd Metatarsal. These images aren't of my actual x-rays... but they are pretty close to what I saw today. Perhaps I can get a hold of the films when they are done with them so I can use them for scrapping... or to decorate my windows next Halloween.

The VERY good news is; no surgery. Awesome! The bad news is; I am in a cast for 6 weeks... at least. And then a soft boot for a few more weeks. NO weight bearing, which is practically impossible for a girl with no upper body strength. No driving for at least 8 weeks. Whatever.

subtle no?

Thank goodness I have such an amazing husband... in so many ways; making dinner, fetching me things, helping get Andy ready in the morning. He even has a feta and spinach casserole in the fridge as we speak for tomorrow... he's practically a show off!

The child on the other hand is really going through some "stuff". I think this is just a lot for him to handle. Suddenly he has been asked to step up to the plate, which he is clearly irritated by.

So *that* is the dealio. I will be sitting here on my couch a lot, and I hope to get some crafting in... and some more blogging. Tomorrow I may bust out the Knifty Knitter.

Craft Critique on the other hand is going gangbusters! I have been meeting some amazing people to network and cross promote with. It's been fun and exciting, and the new things we have coming up over there really have my mojo inspired!

Thank you ALL for your well wishes; via tweet, Facebook, and email... or the comments you have left here. Allthough I haven't met many of you I feel like you are truly my friends. Hearing you share your stories of coping with injury is very inspirational to me. I feel so connected to you all!

Foot Update; Day Three

2009-03-06T20:59:00.005-06:00

So it is day three of the injury, and the foot is still swelling. The bruises are moving around in all sorts of colorful and exciting ways. The soft boot I have to wear and the crutches are making it easier for me to get around the house. I unfortunately have to take codeine for the pain... but I am taking Advil first... and only take the codeine secondary.

It's much more painful at this point than I anticipated. Using the crutches is a whole body experience, working muscles I didn't know I had, causing me to be exhausted at the end of the day.

The depression is already creeping up on me. Last spring was consumed by my mom's illness; no gardening, no vacations, stuck inside... etc. After our particularly cold and snowy winter I am already feeling stir crazy, so I am not looking forward to a possible 3 months of no driving or walking.

Tomorrow I have my CT scan and my MRI... and Wednesday I will follow up with the doctor to get the results. Meanwhile, my wonderful husband is taking care of me. Even my 4 year old has really stepped up to the plate; fetching things for mommy and be very careful not to jump on me directly.

I would like to say I will wait until the results of the CT scan are in before I start to freak out.... but I am starting to freak, a little bit. I am not a very patient person, nor am I good at loosing my independence. Time will tell!

Falling

2009-03-04T22:01:00.007-06:00

It's true... I fall a lot. About once a year I have a fall that either forces me to the doctor or to consume mega doses of Advil. Some may call it clumsy, but the medical term is dyspraxia. Now I have never been officially diagnosed dyspraxic, but when you've been to the ER as much as I have you can legally call yourself a Doctor.

Last night I was bounding down the stairs, skipping really, filled with glee brought on by scoring 100% singing "Eye of the Tiger" on Rock Band. Maybe I was drunk with success; maybe I was high on Japanese candy and baked brie (a typical midnight snack). Either way the distractions caused me to miss the last step on a flight of stairs.

Lucky for me my husband heard my wails and rushed to my aide. Lucky for me the crunching sound I heard wasn't my ankle snapping directly in two as I predicted before I looked down at my foot. Lucky for me I have a husband, I don't work outside the home and my son is able to walk. Lucky, lucky, lucky...

So as it turns out I have what's called a Lisfranc injury... this is apparently the sort of thing people get when they survive a 2 story fall or a plane crash. Saturday I will have an MRI and CT scan to determine the extent of the damage. Please hope along with me that surgery isn't the prescription.

This is also of course my RIGHT foot. So I can’t drive. Greater that the fear of surgery is the concern that I will not be able to go to Target alone for a very long time. I like going to Target… and I like going there without husband and child.

My new slogan; “it is what it is”… I have said it about a hundred times today. I am still looking for the sliver lining in this cloud. Maybe I will get some reading done, pick up my knitting again or start blogging more.

My Cool Kid

2009-02-22T18:28:00.005-06:00

My four year old has taken to screen writing... He drew this storyboard for Indiana Jones Four... "Return of the Evil Eyeball".

His dad went and added the captions for him... but the story and artwork are all him. I like the whip.

We will be in touch Marty!

How Sweet is This?

2009-02-11T12:49:00.002-06:00

I was nominated for a Tip Junkie Award!

Too be honest... I didn't know there WAS a Tip Junkie Blog... but now that I do I can tell I will be hanging out there a ton! Great stuff there... and something for everyone. In fact, I just spent 45 minutes poking around!

I guess if you click on that button you could vote for me... that would be great!

Best Fortune Ever

2009-01-27T06:29:00.001-06:00

Best Fortune Ever
Originally uploaded by staramaze

This is not a drill.

For All My Nerds

2009-01-22T07:52:00.001-06:00

Super funny video... A synopsis of the Star Wars Trilogy as told by someone who's never seen it.

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

Call Your Local Scrapbooking Store NOW!

2009-01-20T01:02:00.005-06:00

And tell them you NEED them to order the new Sassafras Lass line "Vintage Yummy".

My favorite samples....

All Bloggy Women

2008-12-17T18:39:00.001-06:00

You should all READ THIS.

And watch this...

Thanks.

Revisit the Melt-a-way Cookie!

2008-12-15T10:11:00.005-06:00

It's cookie time again! I spent the weekend baking, and of course I have to make my favorite cookies every year... the Melt-a-way. These are my Grandmother's cookies, and I have never had anything else like them.

Make a batch, you will not be sorry.

Here is the recipe

This year I also created an Eggnog Melt-a-way for a little twist! Just add about 1/4 tsp. of fresh grated nutmeg to the dough, and then 1/4 tsp. of nutmeg and a 1/4 tsp. of rum flavoring to the frosting... mmm!

Thanksgiving Prep...

2008-11-27T00:34:00.004-06:00

Mmm... Thanksgiving is so soon I can taste it!

Pumpkin Cheesecake...

The brine for the Turkey...

Pecan Bars...

Passive aggressive refrigerator stacking...

I hope all of you have a wonderful Thanksgiving... even the vegans. ;)

If You Like Legos and Project Runway...

2008-11-23T12:18:00.002-06:00

and who doesn't

JCDC Versus LEGO from Four H on Vimeo.

My Hep-Cat Daddy-O

2008-11-19T22:05:00.002-06:00

Please enjoy this clip of my dad and his band, Backseat Reunion, singing Honky Tonk Woman.

Yes We DID!

2008-11-05T10:25:00.003-06:00

Words can not describe how it felt to be amongst people of all races, religions, backgrounds, classes and preferences when CNN announced that Barack Obama will be our next president. We cried, we hugged and we all felt the spirit of America together! I have never felt so patriotic in all my life!

Making History

2008-11-04T15:56:00.002-06:00

Tonight I am attending the Obama Rally in Grant Park. I am so excited to have an opportunity to help make history!

One Day More!

2008-11-03T00:18:00.001-06:00

Please don't forget to vote! Let's make history!

Halloween Adventures!

2008-10-31T01:07:00.004-05:00

Today was dress up day at the preschool! I was in my gushing mom glory... Andy was so happy as R2D2, and if I do say so myself... the costume ROCKED!

The hat was made from a party bowl that I sprayed silver. I glued it to a bike helmet to keep it secure. There are several spots that light up too... I used small lights designed to used inside pumpkins or on bikes to make the light up features. My fave local nerdy-goods store American Science and Surplus supplied us with a lot of the "parts"; bike reflectors, odd-ball wires and strange grills from who knows what!

The body was shaped from an Ikea hamper covered with white duct tape. I just cut a hole in the bottom of the hamper and flipped it over! All the blue is also duct tape... I used 3 rolls in all!

He loved his R2D2ness so much he just had to do the Robot...

And here is a fun lunch I made for Andy-pants yesterday... a "mummy dog", bread bones, worms with blood sauce, monster goo yogurt, and apple lips! See Family Fun for some recipes and great ideas for Halloween treats!

But needless to say, all this Halloween madness has left me pooped... and it isn't even Halloween yet! I am totally planning to steal all the child's peanut butter cups and skittles to make up for my sleeplessness!

Stay tuned for pics of our Barack-o-lantern! and don't forget to VOTE!

Think Before You Speak

2008-10-09T20:56:00.001-05:00

In case you haven't seen it yet... This is awesome.

Go HERE to read more.

Latest Layouts....

2008-10-06T23:22:00.004-05:00

Just popping by to show some of my latest layouts... These were created for the Project Catwalk contest over at SIS TV... and I am proud to say I made it into the top 25, so I get to play in the finals! It's honestly been so fun, I wouldn't have been disappointed if I hadn't made it. Ok, maybe a little disappointed! :)

On this page I used Tim Holtz's metal numbers and spray painted them to give them a new look.

This layout features a layer I created by weaving strips of a cut page protectors into a square and sewing the edges.

I used a Goody Brand barrette and a bento food pick as an embellishment too... see!

For this page I cased this amazing layout by my online pal mrschez. It features a little vintage pin that I found at a thrift store... it says "I ride the bus"... how cute is that?