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Banta started to explain his Adventure. He had gone to a remote village on some work and due to his high level of intelligence, couldn't finish the work on time. He had missed the last bus from that place. He couldn't find any Hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the owner whether he can stay there for the night.The Owner replied "I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry, I can't allow you

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Sardarji went to US to live with his brother. Sardarji’s Brother owns an apple shop in US. One day he asked his brother to stay at the shop because he had to go somewhere.He asked his brother if somebody comes to shop and ask for the apple’s price, tell them $2 a pound. If somebody questions whether these apples are sweetor sour, tell them some are sweet and some are not. If some body says I do

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Sardaarji one day went to see an 'A' certified movie.In the movie there was a scene in which the beautiful heroine going to take a bath in a river. There was a railway track nearby, parallel to the river.As the heroine starts removing her clothes, a train comes along the track and blocks the view of the heroine. When the train finally passes over the track, next shot shown is the heroine standing

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Four guys, from Harvard, Yale, MIT and SANTA SINGH from Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?1. YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light.2. HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.3. MIT guy: Its Blink, you

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There was a Sardar and his name was' SANTA SINGH NANGA '.Everybody used to laugh at him, tease him for having such a name.Once in a friend's Party, the host introduced SANTA SINGH to others saying"Meet my old friend SANTA SINGH NANGA ", and the whole party burst into laughter..Santa could not take it any more and decided to legally change his name. He went to the court and appealed to the

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One Sardar was enjoying sun on a beach in UK. A lady came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”Sardar answered, “No I am Banta Singh.”Another guy came and asked the same question. Sardar answered “No no me! Banta Singh.” Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the beach.He went and asked him, “Are you relaxing?” The other Sardar was

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Once in the Indo Pakistan war, Pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight. A sikh camp called Gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from the pakistanis as it contained all the defence secrets.The pakistani forces surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but, suddenly out of the bushes jumps Cptn. Hari Singh wearing a Maachar dani ! (

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Banta Singh, coming back from a late night movie was attacked by a thief. There was a terrific fight and Banta gave a good account for himself. But finally the thief tied him down and went through his pockets. He found only 25 Paisa.The exasperated robber exclaimed "What the hell. Why were you fighting for only 25 Paisa" Banta replied "Oh. You were only after this 25 paise is it ? I thought you

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Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home.

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Bill and Sardarji walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Sardarji goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "Hello Sardarji! How are you? Hey everybody! Sardarji's here!" Everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to Sardarji. After everyone has greeted him, Bill and Sardarji sit down and begin to eat."Sardarji,

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Santa is driving down a road and sees a sign that says, “Watch for Fallen Rocks.”A few kilometres later, he sees some rocks at the side of the road, so he stops and picks them up.When he gets to the next town, he carries the rocks into the Highway Maintenance office and puts them on the counter.“Here are your fallen rocks,” he says to the man behind the counter. “Now where is my watch?”.

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Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.He asks one man, “When will Rajdhani Express go from here”?Man Replies, 12.30.“When will Punjab Express go from here”?Man Replies, 10.30.“When will Deccan Queen go from here”?Man Replies, 12.30.Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.Sardar replies, “NO. I

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top.After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death.He says, "Are Banta Singh!

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were discussing how they would like to die.Santa said, "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep. I don't want to die screaming like some of his friends, who also died at the same time."Banta asked, "How did his friends die screaming while your grandfather died sleeping peacefully?"Santa Singh replied, "His friends were the passengers

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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were great cricket fanatics. They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other, and tell the other about the cricket life in the heaven. Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him. He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there."So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?"Santa replied,

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Sardar Santa Singhji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the english class. This is what transpires:Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA "Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "Students (in chorous) : "GADHA ,

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After making a trip of South India, Santa Singh, his wife and his son were returning to Punjab in Tamilnadu Express.Santa Singh was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way back the son requested Santa Singh to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Santa readily agreed. When Santa and

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Santa Singh stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!""Yes, sir?""I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!""What was wrong with it?""It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

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TrespaSingA Sikh was on his way to Khalsa Club when he decided to take a short-cut through somebody's garden. The owner comes out angrily:Owner: Hey, do you know you are trespassing?Sikh: No, I'm Banta Singh.

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A Master Thief in London was giving a Coaching Class on Stealing and had students from all over the world. The Indian happened to be a Sardar. After several grueling classes on Theory came the final and decisive class of all, a practical demo.The master took all his pupils to a house nearby in the darkness of night and entered that. But by mistake he overturns a vase.Owner : Who's that?Master:

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Santa and a friend are sitting in a cinema. Just before the break they see a cactus and in some distance a cowboy. During the break the friend says to santa:"I bet the cowboy will ride into the cactus."Santa answers: "I do not believe that."They agree that the loser invites the winner to a bottle of wine after the film. It turns out that the friend wins. So after the film they drink together the

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All the 4 sardars were very disgusted with their naseeb and decided to push their taxi into the sea at Marine Lines. They started pushing their taxi. They pushed the whole day and were very exhausted but the taxi did not move even an inch. They decided to rest for the night and start the next day. The next day the story repeated itself. The taxi just wouldnt move. They pushed for a whole week but

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After this failure they decided to fall back on the good old taxi driving. They bought a new Premier Padmini running on CNG and began to look for passengers. They drew past Churchgate but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Nariman point yet nobody hailed their taxi. They drove to Chatrapati Shivaji Terminus, even there nobody hailed their taxi. In desperation they kept on driving all around

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After the failure of their hotel they decided to start an auto garage. They bought the best of car servicing equipments and soon started the garage. The 4 sardars waited that day for the first car to arrive but no car entered their garage. They waited for one day, 2 days ,a week but no car came to their garage. WHY?B'cos their garage was on the first floor.

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There were 4 sardars in Mumbai. They decided to start a business.They had a lot of discussions on the type of business and finally decided to start a hotel. They selected the best of locations and cooks and built the hotel. The hotel was inaugrated and was awaiting its first customer. The sardars waited and waited but nobody turned up. The story was the same the next day. A week passed but noboby

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