Sasqui Write Blog

New year, sasqui pass time in washington forest

noreply@blogger.com (pg) — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:58:00 +0000

Sometime vacation get real expensive. Many people, they take the vacation and they stay home. Call it a staycation. Sasqui home the mountain, but a mountation sound like something dirty so me don't use that word.

This year for the celebration of 2010 Sasqui go to visit cousin in Washington state. He live in the forest there in Olympia. Real pretty. Lot's a big, strong, pretty woman. They can move the rock and kill the small animals real good for the food.

My couzin, his name Husqui. He let me talk to woman. She big and strong, but not real pretty. She chased Sasqui and try to do bad things, then she throw rocks at me. Grrrrrr.

Then, Husqui and me celebrate holiday. He give me Manny's Pale Ale. Very smoothe, light flavor. Nice hops, almost nutty. It have a very good color. Not real crisp, but me like it. Nice with the cheeses and pizza.

Happy New Year!

Snow fall, christmas come and Sasqui get no presents agin

noreply@blogger.com (pg) — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 01:23:00 +0000

Evry year at christmas time same thing happen. Sasqui wanna git presents an nobody git me presents.

Me wanna blanket. Not blanket made from lamb hair, those real warm, but get smelly and rough on sasqui's skin. No. Sasqui wanna git one of those reflector emergency blankets that the campers have. All flashy and shiny and stuff. One time the camper, they leave the shiny blanket and me use it but it really small and sasqui really big.

Sasqui wanna git two shiny big blankets from the campers. On the bad comcast computer there's a store its called REI they have them. Real expensive, but real nice. But REI.com don't deliver to Sasqui's forest and they dont like it when sasqui go to the store.

If you nice, you send me a blanket, OK?

Alright. Sasqui real thirsty from so much blogging. Time for the king of beers.

Stupid internet connection no good, me wanna cancel the comcast

noreply@blogger.com (pg) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:00:00 +0000

When my friends say "Sasqui, get a blog" I say "OK."

Blog cheap. But internet expensive. Stupid computer expensive. Sasqui don't have much money. Me gotta look for money where the campers stay. Sometimes me recycle beer cans to get the money. Comcast real expensive. that's a lot of beer and sometimes my internet don't work real good. No wireless and no wi-max.

Me wanna go to the library but they no let me cuz Sasqui dont have no library card. How Sasqui gonna get library card? Don't have no address! Here's my address:

Sasqui
Big Tree
In the Forest

That my address.

Oh well, this week can't drink beer. No beer cuz all my money pay for the internet. Next week drink lots a beer and get drunk. HA! You wait and Sasqui give you lots of information about the beer next week. OK?

Sasqui get scare of the people on halloween

noreply@blogger.com (pg) — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:00:00 +0000

Saturday all the people they git dressed up like the devil. some of the woman they git dressed up like all trampy and stuff. Me think that bad. Cuz if people scared of sasqui all year long, why they dress like sasqui on this day?????????

And the worst part is the kids want candy that rot the teeth. Me never go to the dentist and have all my teeth. HA! See what happen when you floss every day? Little kid don't floss and get the cavity.

But me don't have straight teeth, all crooked and stuff. It hard to get a woman when you have bad teeth. The woman only like handsome guy with straight teeth.

Good thing about halloween? Sasqui can go to the bar and nobody say nothin. The people think me have costume and they serve me beer. Me drink pitcher of blue moon with orange slice. generally sasqui don't drink belgian beers but blue moon made by coors, good conservative company.

Happy Halloween!

Sasqui try to buy beer, no have ID

noreply@blogger.com (pg) — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 06:35:00 +0000

Sasqui old. real old. alot of time me go to store and get the beer and me no pay. cashier yell and point gun and sasqui run out with six pack of pabst blue ribbon.

But today something differint. Big hairy woman (pretty, too) ask Sasqui for ID. Me say what Sasqui need ID for? No car. Just live in forest. No birth certificate. Not born in hospital. She no let me buy the beer. Me get real mad and go scare the campers and take their beer but they only got fancy shit called Black Bear Stout. Real dark beer good head but too creamy and bitter.

Get cold last night Sasqui wanna woman

noreply@blogger.com (pg) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 20:00:00 +0000

last night real cold and wet. Me sleep under the tree but rain keep falling. if sasqui have woman he keep her warm all night long. you know a woman for sasqui? she be a strong woman. Lift big rocks, make Sasqui the love and go to store to get the beer. Lemme know.

My friend tell me Sasqui to get a blog

noreply@blogger.com (pg) — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:17:00 +0000

this is first post so me say what i do. me live in forest all day long and eat fruit and nuts. Sometimes look for meat and scare the people. me wanna be frendly but little people scare of big sasqui.

real gentle and nice, sasqui.

so i decide to 'get message out' i write blog about life, forest and loneliness. you people read the blog and make nice comment. maybe you be my freind, too.

well. that all for now. me go drink a beer.

Sasqui broke the bad computer, get new one to write blog

noreply@blogger.com (pg) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:13:00 +0000

Sasqui at friend house and use the google on computer. Me see bad things about sasqui. Say sasqui bad. say sasqui dont exist. Arrrrrrgh. Make a me mad and break bad google computer. Me like the bing cuz cant find nothing in the bing.

So friend tell me, sasqui, you get computer and make blog to tell the people that you real and really nice guy all the time in the forest. So that this blog. Sasqui hope you like the blog. OK, maybe talk about the beer, too.