Saswath Fun talk

A Belt can save your life!

2012-07-04T16:59:00.002+08:00

A Belt can save your life!

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Many times we have heard how the belt can save your life, It is important to underestimate its worth. The following images will give you an idea of the consequences of ignoring your belt.
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Be carefull you can be a victim!

NEW... Romatic Theory ..by Newton

2012-07-03T13:14:00.004+08:00

NEW... Romatic Theory ..by Newton

Universal law:

"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money"

First law:

"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and break the legs of the boy."

Second law:

"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance."

Third law:

"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

Mona lisa World Tour

2012-06-24T15:42:00.002+08:00

Monalisa World Tour

Monalisa in Kuwait For an week...

Monalisa In England for an week

Reason Why I Love Beer

2012-06-23T22:15:00.002+08:00

Reason Why I Love Beer

Kamlaa aur Bimlaaa....

2012-06-23T07:10:00.001+08:00

Kamlaa aur Bimlaaa....

Oh God, pls help us from this trauma

They are not what you are thinking......

Look closely..... they are William sisters at Bangalore Open Tennis....

How you thing Image of mom

2012-06-23T05:47:00.004+08:00

Image of MOM.....

Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. ~T. DeWitt Talmage

A mother is a mother still,
The holiest thing alive.
~Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love. ~Mildred B. Vermont

The sweetest sounds to mortals given
Are heard in Mother, Home, and Heaven.
~William Goldsmith Brown

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. ~Robert Brault,

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. ~Abraham Lincoln

It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. ~Phyllis Diller

Woman in the home has not yet lost her dignity, in spite of Mother's Day, with its offensive implication that our love needs an annual nudging, like our enthusiasm for the battle of Bunker Hill. ~John Erskine

Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one's likely to do anything about that. ~Golda Meir

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. ~Irish Proverb

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children, and no theories. ~John Wilmot

The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men - from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. ~Jewish Proverb

Do you wanted turn into a Vegetarian?

2012-06-20T15:47:00.003+08:00

Do you wanted turn into a Vegetarian?

Are you Sure?

Think again!

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happy father's day

2012-06-17T15:18:00.002+08:00

I love You 'DAD"

Type Of Smells in Bedroom after marriage :

2012-06-17T09:25:00.002+08:00

Type Of Smells in Bedroom after marriage :

Up to 3 yr : Perfume and Flower Smell

After 3 yr : Baby Powder ,Lotion ,creams Smell

After 9 yr onwards : Pain balm smell ...

For the guy who wants to sleep alone!

2012-06-12T21:57:00.000+08:00

For the guy who wants to sleep alone!

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR - 2020

2012-06-12T18:19:00.000+08:00

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR - 2020

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off, physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!

Castro finally dies at age 112, Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2025.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.

Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.

Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent!

Office and heights of Miscommunication

2012-06-12T17:49:00.000+08:00

Office and heights of Miscommunication

I need a Boy friend...

2012-06-10T08:23:00.004+08:00

I need a boy friend

Hand some boys contact me....

Insecurity Explained

2012-06-09T23:57:00.001+08:00

Insecurity Explained

Some time a picture is more than words........... Scroll down for the picture

The world would be a boring place without Asians

2012-06-07T14:40:00.002+08:00

The world would be a boring place without Asians
(50 pictures)

Sleeping Security Guards(Security guards sleeping at their job? I always knew it, trusting them is foolish.)

2012-06-04T14:40:00.000+08:00

Sleeping Security Guards Security guards are at their most alert when they’re napping on the job

Please be quiet ... I need to whisper something on your lips :)

2012-06-04T11:45:00.002+08:00

Please be quiet ...

I need to whisper something on your lips :)

Television Vs HandPhone

2012-06-03T00:05:00.003+08:00

A Wife is like a Television *

* A Girlfriend is like a hand phone *

At home you watch Television , but when you go out you take your Hand phone

When you have no money, you sell the Television and when you have got money you change your Hand phone

Sometimes you enjoy Television , but most of the time you play with your  Hand phone

Television is free for life, but for the  Hand phone, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated!

Television   is big, bulky and most of the time old!

But the Hand phone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable

Operational costs for the Television are often acceptable, but for the Hand phone it is often high and demanding

Television has a remote, Hand phone doesn't

Hand phone is a two-way communication (u talk and listen), but with the Television you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).

make - up

2012-06-01T06:02:00.003+08:00

To all the girls who wear a lot of make-up!

Take it easy, it's a face & not a coloring book.

What is the best way to Wash Clothes!

2012-06-01T05:45:00.000+08:00

What is the best way to Wash Clothes!

Well you soak it a bit in warm water, then light wash them and dry it. Well, If you are not aware of the best way, you may refer to the instructions, but what if you are not able to understand the instructions.

Same thing happens to many people, so a company decided to add some more instructions, keeping in mind what Men have to go through!

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World's Cutest Prayer - Check it out

2012-05-25T14:29:00.001+08:00

World's Cutest Prayer - Check it out

some time its happen in life,,,,

2012-05-24T21:32:00.000+08:00

Importance of Car Insurance

2012-05-23T13:18:00.000+08:00

Importance of Car Insurance

Funny Love Quote For Him

2012-05-23T10:17:00.003+08:00

"It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them." Agatha Christie

"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears." Woodrow Wyatt

"Lust fades, so you'd better be with someone who can stand you." The Story of Us

"Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots." Hoosier Farmer

"Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler." Francesca M. Cancian

"God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her." Benjamin Tillett

"Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important." Lisa Hoffman

"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia--to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess." Henry Louis Mencken

"I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. There's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look at, or even if they're sort of stupid, you fall in love with them and then you never know where the hell you are. - The Catcher in the Rye" J. D Salinger

"Oh, I have loved him too much to feel no hate for him." August Strindberg

"Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun." Source Unknown

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." Source Unknown

How to get good grades in school!

2012-05-22T17:50:00.001+08:00

How to get good grades in school!

Saswath Fun talk

A Belt can save your life!

NEW... Romatic Theory ..by Newton

Mona lisa World Tour

Reason Why I Love Beer

Kamlaa aur Bimlaaa....

How you thing Image of mom

Do you wanted turn into a Vegetarian?

happy father's day

Type Of Smells in Bedroom after marriage :

For the guy who wants to sleep alone!

HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR - 2020

Office and heights of Miscommunication

I need a Boy friend...

I need a boy friend

Hand some boys contact me....

Insecurity Explained

The world would be a boring place without Asians

Sleeping Security Guards(Security guards sleeping at their job? I always knew it, trusting them is foolish.)

Sleeping Security Guards

Security guards are at their most alert when they’re napping on the job

Please be quiet ... I need to whisper something on your lips :)

Television Vs HandPhone

make - up

What is the best way to Wash Clothes!

World's Cutest Prayer - Check it out

some time its happen in life,,,,

Importance of Car Insurance

Importance of Car Insurance

Funny Love Quote For Him

How to get good grades in school!