Saturday Morning Tuesdays

Casshern & Mega Man Part II - Furibus

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 31 Mar 2026 05:00:00 -0700

Hey folks, Austin here, breaking from the usual tone because I really want to emphasize that the shows we watched this week were some of the most apeshit episodes of television we’ve ever seen, and if you were gonna sit this one out you’re WRONG TO DO THAT

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Neo-Human Casshern Episode 8, "The Roar of the Wild Beast Robot"
Mega Man Episode 20, "Curse of the Lion Men"

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The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Casshern & Mega Man Part I - Mechanical Boys With Idiot Dads

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 11 Mar 2026 05:00:00 -0700

As long as Japan has made animation, we’ve had scientists making robots out of boys or making boys out of robots. We’ve seen plenty of the original, but it’s time to check in with the media that dared to follow in the astro-bootprints of greatness.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Neo-Human Casshern Episode 1, "An Immortal Challenger"
Mega Man Episode 1, "The Beginning"

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The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Alternative Detectives Part II - Which Way to the Chowder Club?

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Sun, 08 Mar 2026 16:24:08 -0700

Our second dip back into the detective soup nets us a rich, chunky spoonful of style and substance. The perfectly tender potatoes of Fillmore! and the enigmatic clams of Master Keaton make for—ah shit I’m just really hungry right now huh

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Fillmore! S1E13, "A Forgotten Yesterday”
Master Keaton S1E10, "Charlie"

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The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Alternative Detectives Part I - Tummy Full of Mystery

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Fri, 13 Feb 2026 13:48:41 -0800

The Tuesday Boys are out to crack a brand-new case, the mystery of What Are Two Cool Detective Shows We Wanted To Watch?! Spoiler alert: the culprits were none other than Master Keaton and Fillmore! Sorry to disappoint all the Matlock kids out there.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Master Keaton S1E1, "Man In A Maze"
Fillmore! S1E9, "A Cold Day at X”

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The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Special - The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 14 Jan 2026 03:13:31 -0800

We’ve never been able to get enough of this goddamn show, so we’re indulging ourselves in a little treat we get to pass on to you: a whole special, just for Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers. Or perhaps as we’d call it this time, “The Tale of Horse and Goose.”

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers Episode 19, "Scarecrow"

The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers Episode 23, "Psychocrypt”

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The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Special - Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventures

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 07 Jan 2026 15:31:57 -0800

What’s weirder than a Bill & Ted cartoon that got memory-holed by history? A Bill & Ted cartoon with the movie’s original stars—Alex Winter, Keanu Reeves, and George Carlin—and STILL got memory-holed by history. Let’s travel back to the 90s and learn more!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures S1E9, "This Babe Ruth “Babe” is a Dude, Dude!"

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures S2E2, "The Totally Gross Anatomy of a Gym Teacher”

CGI Explode-A-Special - Max Steel & Shadow Raiders

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 31 Dec 2025 05:00:00 -0800

Action Man once taught us a three-step approach to any situation, but his churlish simulacra, Max Steel, imparts only one: become best friends with Tony Hawk. Shadow Raiders failed to learn this lesson, and it got cancelled. Coincidence??

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Apple Goose™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Max Steel S2E23, "Extreme"

War Planets: Shadow Raiders S1E1, "Behold, the Beast”

SMT Holiday Special - We Wish You A Louie Christmas

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 24 Dec 2025 17:58:20 -0800

Back in the earliest days of our show, we were so smitten with a Louie-Based Lifestyle that we simply had to come back for another dip. Well it turns out they made two different Christmas episodes, so get your sleigh bells ready for a tinglin’!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Life With Louie Pilot, "A Christmas Surprise for Mrs. Stillman"

Life With Louie S3E10, "Family Portrait”

The Funny Pages Part V - Never Change, Never Grow (w/Shane Smith)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Fri, 19 Dec 2025 05:00:00 -0800

For the final chapter, it turns out we got kind of a fun one. Not Prince Valiant fun, but just imagine us all nodding and wryly smiling at a clever bon mot. If you like chocolate or ivy league prep school slang, you should join us for Doonesbury and Cathy.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

A Doonesbury Special (1977)

Cathy (1987)

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The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison
Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith

The Funny Pages Part IV - We Pulled The Phantom Lever (w/Shane Smith)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Sat, 13 Dec 2025 17:54:03 -0800

We said if we needed a release valve for newspaper cartoons, we could watch more Phantom 2040. After Dilbert, we’ve elected to smash the button that banishes Dilbert to hell. But who walks beside The Ghost Who Walks? The Hawaiians Who Slam!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Phantom 2040 Episode 15, "The Magician"

The Legend of the Hawaiian Slammers Episode 1 of 1

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The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison
Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith

The Funny Pages Part III - Show Me The Funnies

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Mon, 08 Dec 2025 12:13:41 -0800

Our self-imposed newspaper punishment arc continues, and we *can* stop whenever—but what if we find another Prince Valiant? Dilbert is clearly no Valiant, but maybe Baby Blues has some milk left in the bottle to keep us from slamming the Phantom Button?

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Dilbert Episode 1, "The Name"

Baby Blues Episode 1, "God Forbid"

The Funny Pages Part II - The Ghost Who F*cks (w/Amalia Larson)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Thu, 13 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0800

We took a break from the “comedy” newspaper strips for both our sanity and for an investigative foray into the “extreme serialization” genre of comics. Prince Valiant tells a story of Arthurian courage. Defenders of the Earth has THE POWER OF TEN TIGERS.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

The Legend of Prince Valiant Episode 1, "The Dream"

Defenders of the Earth Episode 26, "Terror in Time"

The Funny Pages Part I - Viva La Fursoña

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Sun, 09 Nov 2025 14:35:27 -0800

Sunday funnies. Saturday morning cartoons. What happens when the two greatest weekend-based illustrated mediums join forces? You get our newest arc, wherein we explore the properties that escaped the bounds of the newspaper. How did they fare? No idea!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Dennis the Menace Season 1 Episode 4, "Shark Treatment/Jungle Bungle/Racetrack Menace"

Heathcliff Episode 1, "The Great Pussini/Kitty Kat Kennels"

Halloween ‘25 Part II - Ms. Thang in the Jimmy Choos

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Fri, 31 Oct 2025 13:43:07 -0700

Just when you thought Halloween was dead, it rose from the grave for another stab! We gave Andy the reins and he drove us right up his nostalgia pipe for a terribly named Nickelodeon programming block and phone contest. You’re not winning that Sega, Andy!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

The Adventures of Pete & Pete Season 2 Episode 7, "Halloweenie"

Aaahh!!! Real Monsters Season 1 Episode 1, "The Switching Hour"

Halloween ‘25 Part I - A Good Ol’ Fashioned Crab-Put

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Thu, 30 Oct 2025 22:01:03 -0700

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society: this is a spooky tale about how Andy said IN THE EPISODE what date he thought it would be releasing, forcing a release cadence SO UNNATURAL, you’d think us possessed by LUCIFER AND/OR A FRANKENSTEIN!!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Eerie, Indiana Season 1 Episode 12, "Tornado Days"

Are You Afraid of the Dark? Season 5 Episode 1, "The Tale of the Dead Man’s Float"

Code Shows Part II - The Bucket Creek High School App

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 29 Oct 2025 13:12:13 -0700

We’re back to crack the final codes of our most cryptic arc, and we’ll give you this part of the mystery for free: one of these shows is a masterpiece and one is absolute dogshit. BUT WHICH IS WHICH????

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Soup Goose™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

ReBoot: The Guardian Code Season 1 Episode 1, "Activation"

Code Geass Season 1 Episode 1, "The Day A New Demon Was Born"

Special - Ranking Our Second 100 (200) Cartoons

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 21 Oct 2025 05:00:00 -0700

Our multi-hour experiment a couple years ago to rank the first 100 shows became a surprising fan favorite, so we had to drop part 2 the INSTANT we hit 200 shows, even if it hit in the middle of an arc. WE’RE GOING EVEN LONGER THIS TIME, FUCKERS!

THIS WEEK'S MASTER RANKING DOCUMENT:

SPOILERS: Here’s the final list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1awo59eG8--cVP3wsQWfaBofxw_7g6vaQOvXtdQCBDa0/edit?usp=sharing

Original Ranking 100 Episode: https://www.satamtuesdays.com/podcast/2023/3/20/ranking-100

Code Shows Part I - Spankin’ It To The Streets

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 14 Oct 2025 05:00:00 -0700

There’s no devious cipher to crack here: we’re doing Code Shows! Shows about codes! Rory just uh, really wanted to do this one, okay? So first up are Codename: Kids Next Door and Code Lyoko, which are code for “babies with weird heads are secret agents.”

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Codename: Kids Next Door Season 1 Episode 2, "Operation I.-S.C.R.E.A.M/Operation C.A.N.N.O.N"

Code Lyoko Season 1 Episode 1, "Teddy Godzilla"

Special - The Addams Family & Beetlejuice

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Sun, 12 Oct 2025 13:00:00 -0700

Everyone loves a family of spooky perverts! Come join some ghoulish weirdos as they watch some shows about other ghoulish weirdos, specifically ones connected directly or tangentially to Tim Burton, the ultimate ghoulish weirdo.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Plumber Onions™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

The Addams Family Season 1 Episode 7, "Sir Pugsley"/”Festerman”/”Art to Art”

Beetlejuice Season 4 Episode 7, "Pranks for the Memories"

Recess Part II - Kevin Sorbet

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 08 Oct 2025 19:00:00 -0700

The teacher said she needed some “personal quiet time” so we got a whole second recess instead of math lessons! This time around, we’ve got one truly spectacular episode that’ll have you smiling all the way to the disgraced celebrity sorbet store.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Recess Season 1 Episode 4a, "First Name Ashley"

Recess Season 2 Episode 10a, "Economics of Recess"

Recess Season 3 Episode 10a, "Dodgeball City"

Recess Part I - The Chuckianic Code

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 24 Sep 2025 23:52:45 -0700

Class is both in session and also dismissed! We’re kicking off a two-part arc dedicated to the One Saturday Morning hit Recess, which Austin has never seen and the other two love and cherish like their own imaginary child. Hope it’s good!

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Mood Noodles™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Recess Season 1 Episode 8b, "The Legend of Big Kid"

Recess Season 1 Episode 9a, "The Box"

Recess Season 2 Episode 8b, "Pharaoh Bob"

Sunday Afternoon Chat - (More) Legend of the Galactic Heroes

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 16 Sep 2025 05:00:00 -0700

We’ve got something a little different this week—we’re taking our Patreon-based Sunday Afternoon Chats and bringing that energy to the main feed, utilizing their loosiness and goosiness to riff about 4 more LoGH episodes we swallowed whole like a snake.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Legend of the Galactic Heroes Episodes 5-8

Special - Loonatics Unleashed

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Thu, 11 Sep 2025 09:00:00 -0700

Bet you got complacent after those elegant, refined cartoons from our Masterpiece Theatre arc and almost forgot what we always return to—pure nasty filth garbage from sewers. This week answers the question, “What if the Looney Tunes all had sex and died?”

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Loonatics Unleashed Season 1 Episode 10, "Time After Time"

Loonatics Unleashed Season 2 Episode 7, "The Hunter"

Anime Masterpiece Theatre Part IV - Wet Jeans, Cold Tub, Trench Foot

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 27 Aug 2025 15:00:00 -0700

Much like this week’s episode of LotGH, our finale of Anime Masterpiece Theatre resolves without a happy ending—but never fear! We’ve still prepared a rich, meaty content broth that’s perfect for sipping under a blanket with your most nude co-conspirators.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Mortal Kombat Guy Running for New York Mayor™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Legend of the Galactic Heroes Episode 4, "Imperial Afterglow"

Fist of the North Star Episode 4, "Attack the Bloody Cross! The Secret Technique, Death by Soft Strikes”

Anime Masterpiece Theatre Part III - The Inside Robin

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Sun, 17 Aug 2025 05:00:00 -0700

Anime Masterpiece Theatre is now in its back half, and everything is RAD. RAD face explosions, RAD spine snapping, and RAD deliberations on the rise of fascism within democratic governments. RAD STUFF HERE

Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Bar Where Bartenders Spit In Your Mouth™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Fist of the North Star Episode 3, "In the City Without Light, a Lone Fist Burns! The Furious Death by the Five Exploding Fingers"

Legend of the Galactic Heroes Episode 3, "The Birth of the 13th Fleet"

Anime Masterpiece Theatre Part II - Good, Awesome War Ideas (w/Kyle Henick)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Fri, 15 Aug 2025 19:00:41 -0700

We hope you’ve laundered your smoking jacket since last week, because we’re back for more Anime Masterpiece Theatre, which is currently about a bunch of dudes dying. You won’t believe the ways and quantities of dudes who bite it. Also Kyle Henick is here.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Fist of the North Star Episode 2, "The Fist of Lingering Regret and Certain Death!! The Future is Sighted in the Barren Wasteland!!"

Legend of the Galactic Heroes Episode 2, "Battle at Astate"

Anime Masterpiece Theatre Part I - Hundred Eagles

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 29 Jul 2025 05:00:00 -0700

Cue the fancy PBS music, cause it's time for Masterpiece Theatre! We're watching two seminal works from Japan's Shōwa period which deftly prodded the fleshy pressure points of culture and exploded it from the inside out. Put on your smoking caps, stretch out on the settee, and feast your eyes upon Legend of the Galactic Heroes and Fist of the North Star.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Zapdos Intolerance™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Fist of the North Star Episode 1, "God or Devil?! - The Mightiest Man Who Appeared in Hell!"

Legend of the Galactic Heroes Episode 1, "In the Eternal Night"

TurtleBats Part VII - Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Thu, 24 Jul 2025 20:58:19 -0700

WE LIED. THERE’S MORE. Our TurtleBats culmination had to be this, a direct-to-video crossover of cross-corporate cooperation with perhaps our MOST DIVIDED OPINIONS YET. If there’s a side you agree with, let us know. We’re all desperate for your approval.

THIS WEEK'S MOVIE:

Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

TurtleBats Part VI - Chekhov’s Face

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 08 Jul 2025 20:00:00 -0700

Our turtle and bat-based travels reach the end of the road, as we finally catch up to the modern era of our respective reboots. And it turns out they absolutely rip! New stuff can be good! We’re sometimes saying this about new things!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Batman: Caped Crusader Episode 1, “In Treacherous Waters”

Tales of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Episode 1, “Leo Nardo Stands Alone”

TurtleBats Part V - Slow Dad and the Pizza Kiss

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Mon, 23 Jun 2025 05:00:00 -0700

We’ve now seen so many reboots of TMNT and Batman that reality is folding in on itself, entire dimensions stretching and tearing like mozzarella cheese on a hot slice of ‘za. With the power of time travel, we may just be able to unfuck our cosmic whoopsie.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Prince of Nickel’s Guide to Love in the Quarry™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles S2E16B “Minotaur Maze” & S1E11B “Pizza Pit”

Beware the Batman Episode 7, “Family”

TurtleBats Part IV - The Customer Is Always Knife

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Thu, 12 Jun 2025 05:00:00 -0700

Here at Turtle & Bat Reboot Industries, business is boomin’! They just keep making these dang things, it’s like we’re eating all the chocolates on the conveyor belt. Your gram-gram will love that reference. Anyway, enjoy Da Brave & Da Bold and TMNT 2012!

Today’s Episode Sponsor: A New Anime That Andy Really Likes™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) Season 2 Episode 6, “Target: April O’Neil”

Batman: The Brave and the Bold Season 2 Episode 17, “The Mask of Matches Malone!”

TurtleBats Part III - Roryboros (w/Shane Smith)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 10 Jun 2025 05:00:00 -0700

Turtles! Bats! Additional discourse! It’s all here in the latest chapter of our animal-based hero franchise odyssey! Noted toon enjoyer Shane Smith joins us as we examine the first true reboots of TMNT & (The) Batman and put them to (the) test.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: French Triangles™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

The Batman Season 2 Episode 4, “The Laughing Bat”

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003) Season 2 Episodes 23/24, “The Big Brawl” Parts 1/2

TurtleBats Part II - Soup Anger

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Fri, 16 May 2025 05:00:00 -0700

TurtleBats is TurtleBack, but with yet another slight diversion from the mainline reboots we had planned. You’ll forgive us when you learn what we did instead: one final visit to Batman Beyond, and a mutagen-induced fever dream that is the TMNT anime OVA.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Kobe Briefs™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Mutant Turtles Superman Legend Episode 1, “The Great Crisis of the Super Turtles! The Saint Appears!”

Batman Beyond Episode Season 2 Episode 3, “Out of the Past”

TurtleBats Part I - The Life and Times of Simon Bonesteel

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 07 May 2025 07:04:57 -0700

NEW ARC TIME! We’re kicking off a deep dive of two famous franchises, Batman and TMNT, that hit it big in the 80s and 90s, then proceeded to launch new reboots every few years for the rest of time. So how do the reboots stack up? And who is “S. Bonesteel”?

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Business Princess™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation Episode 9, “All In The Family”

The New Batman Adventures Episode 8, “Growing Pains”

Special - Trashpile 2040: Generation Z

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 15 Apr 2025 20:09:57 -0700

There was a time in our past when the future looked bright. So bright that every TV exec decided to reboot 100-year-old media properties in the distant future of the 21st century. They’re bad, but they did fix a huge issue with the originals: not enough goddamn lasers.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Rat-Sized Man Who Nibbles Your Toes™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Zorro: Generation Z Episode 20, “Crime Wave”

Phantom 2040 Episode 7, “The Good Mark”

The Wheel of One Piece Part III - Jack & Dogstorm

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 11 Feb 2025 13:06:43 -0800

The raw chaotic potential of our randomized One Piece watch experiment reaches its ultimate result: Episode Twenty and Episode ONE THOUSAND AND TWENTY-FIVE. We’re jumping a full THOUSAND episodes to see how our fruit-gobbling pirate crew is faring, and the answer is ‘batshit insane.’

Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Campaign Ad from Dr. Robotnik (for Superintendent)™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

One Piece Episode 20, “The Famous Cook! Sanji of the Floating Restaurant”

One Piece Episode 1025, “The Worst Generation Gets Wiped Out?! The Emperors' Deadly Attack!”

Return of the Trashpile Part III - Ultraforce and Xyber 9: New Dawn

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 04 Feb 2025 05:00:00 -0800

It’s rare that we get to confidently say “wow, that was one of the worst shows we’ve ever seen” but today we were blessed/cursed/blursed with just such an occasion. The Trashpile is going out with a bang, baby!

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The New Pepper Jack™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Ultraforce Episode 1, “Prime Time”

Xyber 9: New Dawn Episode 1, “Origins Part I”

Return of the Trashpile Part II - The OTHER Other Mutants (w/Nathan Cox)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Fri, 31 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0800

We just spent a lot of time with sexy mutants, so for due diligence we enlisted Nathan Cox to help us look at the grimier, toxic-wasteier mutants who don’t get to go to private school—just don’t expect these to be any of the ones you’re thinking of.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Spooky Bone™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Mutant League Episode 31, “Strike”

Toxic Crusaders Episode 9, “Invasion of the Biddy Snatchers”

Return of the Trashpile Part I - Stage Magician Cartoons (w/Amalia Larson)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 18 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0800

A soul still burns for trash. We’ve pulled lovely assistant Amalia Larson out of a hat for an extremely specific category of cartoon: mid-90’s stage magic stars using real sorcery to fight skeletons or whatever. There’s also maybe a Wolfgang Puck anime?

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Deli-Style Candles Cut Up Like Meat™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES:

Siegfried & Roy: Masters of the Impossible Episode 1, “In The Beginning”

Princess Tenko and the Guardians of the Magic Episode 5, “The Stone of Destiny”

X-Moon Part IX - Power Hour: For Earth and For Cheesecake

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Sun, 17 Nov 2024 05:00:00 -0800

Our steadfast, multi-year commitment to the DiC dub of Sailor Moon has finally been fulfilled. Say your fond farewells to these weird Canadians, because after today, we’re (probably) done. We’re going long on this one.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 79, “Brotherly Love”

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 80, “Diamond in the Rough”

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 81, “Final Battle”

X-Moon Part VIII - Manga Context

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 15 Oct 2024 05:00:00 -0700

We’re ending our journey with X-Men ‘97 on a high note, and Sailor Moon’s swan song is coming up soon! Rini gets a bold new look, Gambit gets deep in his feelings, and Austin has some exciting new business updates about his latest investment.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Billy Crystal’s Silly Crystals™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 78, “The Birth of Wicked Lady”

X-Men ‘97 Season 1 Episode 5, “Remember It”

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Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

X-Moon Part VII - The Rise of Antdrew

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 02 Oct 2024 05:00:00 -0700

The journey continues! X-Men ‘97 explores a two-fer approach that features our least-favorite recurring alien, and Sailor Moon sees what hap-pens when Rini gets re-kidnapped and everyone fails to notice.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

X-Men ‘97 Season 1 Episode 4, “Motendo/Lifedeath Pt 1”

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 77, “Jealousy’s Just Reward”

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X-Moon Part VI - Dance At Factory

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Thu, 12 Sep 2024 05:00:00 -0700

We’ve got a real humdinger of a jam-packed episode, featuring long-overdue lore drops, capitol riots, cloned genes, cloned Jeans, goblin queens, multiple forehead eyeballs, and The King of the Earth. You’ll be so mad, you’ll [insert funny scenario here]!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

X-Men ‘97 Season 1 Episode 2, “Mutant Liberation Begins”

X-Men ‘97 Season 1 Episode 3, “Fire Made Flesh”

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 76, “Legend of the Negamoon”

X-Moon Part V - To Me, My Beignets

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Thu, 08 Aug 2024 05:00:00 -0700

We’re finally here in the far-flung future of 1997 to see what’s going on with all these hot new old X-Men. The Sailor Scouts are also traveling to the future, but only once they can escape the clutches of…The Filler Dimension! OOoooOoOoo!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 75, “Future Shocked”

X-Men ‘97 Season 1 Episode 1, “To Me, My X-Men”

X-Moon Part IV - Bird Updates

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Sat, 06 Jul 2024 05:00:00 -0700

Clean up all the broken glass at the kindergarten, Rini, because we’re watching the finale of X-Men ‘96 (the old one) in preparation for X-Men ‘97 (the new one)! Will Professor X be okay? Will Beast get all the compliments he’s been fishing for?

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 74, “Child’s Play”

X-Men: The Animated Series Season 5 Episode 10, “Graduation Day”

X-Moon Part III - Here’s Your Baguette, Pierre

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 18 Jun 2024 05:00:00 -0700

This week, Cap and Logan perform a MARVEL TEAM-UP to sock ol’ uncle Adolf in the jaw! Don’t worry, people of France, there’s free bread for everyone.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

X-Men: The Animated Series Season 5 Episode 7, “Old Soldiers”

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 71, “No Thanks, Nurse Venus”

X-Moon Part II - Sibling Beam Immunity

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 30 Apr 2024 17:00:00 -0700

Another episode with the Sailor Scouts means it’s time for another brand-new store with a deeply unprofitable business model. Sure, you may lure in all the teens on day one, but good luck getting them back after they turn into soup or ice or whatever.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 70, “Promises Fulfilled”

X-Men: The Animated Series Season 3 Episode 11, “Cold Comfort”

X-Moon Part I - The Dirty Donkey

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 23 Apr 2024 15:19:27 -0700

Everyone loves the nasty 90s nowadays, which made for a perfect opportunity to revisit some old favorite pickles from the pickle jar: X-Men and Sailor Moon! Two great tastes that taste great together, if you ignore all that funky fermented flavor.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

X-Men: The Animated Series Season 4 Episode 8, “Nightcrawler”

Sailor Moon (DIC) Episode 69, “Emerald Takes Over”

Of Ghosts and Grundels - A Real & Extreme Ghostbusters Special

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Thu, 11 Apr 2024 05:00:00 -0700

There’s something strange in our neighborhood, which we know because legally he has to inform us if he moves in. This registered hex offender spans two shows, both Real and Extreme, in the GBAU (Ghostbusters Animated Universe) and his name...is The Grundel.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

The Real Ghostbusters Season 3 Episode 12, “The Grundel”

Extreme Ghostbusters Episode 24, “Grundelesque”

FEED DROP - We’ve Seen Dune: Part Two, With Christopher Walken

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 26 Mar 2024 05:00:00 -0700

DUNE. PART. TWO. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO

(We’re dropping this here for visibility - if you haven’t ever listened to our podcast “I’ve Read Dune, With Rory Voie” well…now is the absolute perfect time. Live in the Dune hype with us.)

Giant Robots Part V - You Can Bindle That

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 19 Mar 2024 05:00:00 -0700

Today is our GunBuster finale! Here at the end of the road, we’re stunned by the thrilling conclusion, baffled by a particular robot’s hardcore control scheme, and still so so delighted we stopped watching GoBots.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

GunBuster Episode 5, “Please! There’s Time Enough for Love!”

GunBuster Episode 6, “At the End of Eternity”

Giant Robots Part IV - Bustin’ Makes Me Feel Gun

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Fri, 08 Mar 2024 05:00:00 -0800

Hope you’ve saved up enough leg surgery money, because you’ll be giving a standing ovation to our mecha shows today: we’ve got the ACTUAL first appearance of the titular GunBuster robot, plus a thrifty heap of junkyard slag by the name of Borot. Very nice!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

GunBuster Episode 4, “Launch! The Unfinished Ultimate Weapon!”

Mazinger Z Episode 51, “Hell’s Assassins: The Skull Army”

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Giant Robots Part III - Everybody Loves Jet Scrander

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 27 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0800

It was an extremely good idea to abandon GoBots in the proverbial parking lot of history, because it led us to 1972’s Mazinger Z, and more specifically to Mazinger Z’s flying belt with its own theme song. This is now exclusively a Jet Scrander podcast.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Mazinger Z Episode 46, “The Ninja Twin Mechanical Beasts Appear!”

Gunbuster Episode 3, “First Love☆First Sortie”

Giant Robots Part II - The Lips of a GoBot

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 20 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0800

We’re back with exactly the same amount of giant robots as last week, so don’t even bother counting like you’re going to hold us accountable for those bot numbers. They’re fine! Ignore the minotaurs and the nudity, they’re just here for flavor.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Challenge of the GoBots Episode 55, “Terror in Atlantis”

Gunbuster Episode 2, “Daring! The Genius Girl’s Challenge!”

Giant Robots Part I - Gunbuster & GoBots

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 30 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0800

It’s about time we returned to a big arc of episodes, and what makes a bigger impression than *el robot gigante*? We’re pairing tall, chunky ‘80s machines from East and West alike—just imagine a single proud teardrop glistening behind our sunglasses.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Gunbuster Episode 1, “Whoa! Big Sis and I Are Going to Be Pilots Together?!”

Challenge of the GoBots Season 1 Episode 1, “Battle for GoBotron, Part I: Battle for GoBotron”

Special - Histeria! (w/Patrick Stagaman)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 23 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0800

Austin’s not around today, so your substitute teacher Patrick “Self-Proclaimed CEO” Stagaman is putting on a video for the class: it’s 1998’s Histeria!, an edu-tainment odyssey (that takes the boys an hour to realize wasn’t made by Steven Spielberg).

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Histeria! Season 1 Episode 10, “The U.S. Civil War, Part 2”

Histeria! Season 1 Episode 51, “The Russian Revolution”

Special - Beavis and Butthead (w/Nathan Cox)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 02 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0800

You’ve surely seen the nasty 90s boy with his shirt pulled up, demanding unspeakable things? Today we’re enlisting the aid of special guest Nathan “Elder Willennial” Cox to examine the original bad boys of cable TV, Beavis and Butthead.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Beavis & Butthead Season 4 Episode 31, “The Great Cornholio”

Beavis & Butthead Season 5 Episode 48, “Bus Trip”

Beavis & Butthead Season 7 Episode 38, “Butt Flambé”

Beavis & Butthead Season 7 Episode 11, “Nosebleed”

The Wheel of One Piece Part II - Raw Table Cream

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Thu, 19 Oct 2023 05:00:00 -0700

Our randomized first-time speedrun through One Piece sails again, and this time we’re getting some later-era episodes in the mix. How’s our main character and stretch boystrong Luffy doing? Surely he shows up in these episodes? Surely. He has to.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

One Piece Episode 837, “The Birth of Mom! The Day That Carmel Vanished!”

One Piece Episode 340, “The Man Called a Genius! Hogback Makes His Appearance!”

Killer Plants Special

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 03 Oct 2023 05:00:00 -0700

Enough! We’re finally caving to the pressure and doing a special on the cartoons adapted from campy, plant-based horror films—Attack of the Killer Tomatoes and Little Shop. Yeah, they made those! For children! And nobody dies!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Little Shop Episode 2, “Real Men Aren’t Made of Quiche”

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes Episode 10, “Spatula, Prinze of Dorkness”

Second Helpings Part III - Wet Meat Riot

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Thu, 14 Sep 2023 05:00:00 -0700

For the last bites of our Second Helpings arc, we close with a delectable dessert course of Galaxy Rangers and Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku. Savor the fudgy marshmallow morsels of beach mechas, parental yacht manipulation, and forced teddy bear labor.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers Episode 13, “Space Sorcerer”

All-Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku Episode 2, “Phase 2”

Second Helpings Part II - The Gospel of Peeper

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 12 Sep 2023 05:00:00 -0700

Yeah okay sure we’re watching more of critically acclaimed Men in Black: The Series, but listen SUPERBOOK IS BACK. We just couldn’t stay away from a 1980s bible anime with a time-traveling robot and absentee parenting. Can you honestly blame us?

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Superbook Season 1 Episode 14, “The Best News Yet”

Men in Black: The Series Episode 5, “The Alpha Syndrome”

Second Helpings Part I - Power Toppings

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 16 Aug 2023 16:31:46 -0700

We’re perusing our sordid past for savory scraps and overlooked morsels that warrant another bite, starting with Samurai Pizza Cats and Fighting Foodons! Enjoy a pizza-forward double feature that may be light on meat, but it’s packed with cheese.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Samurai Pizza Cats Episode 21, “Pizza Bird Delivers”

Fighting Foodons Episode 4, “You Wanna Pizza Me”

Space Rodents Part II - Begun, The Toad Wars Have

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 25 Jul 2023 05:00:00 -0700

Our summer slime wave reaches a sudden and violent end as we unanimously rebuke Biker Mice from Mars and the toad-blasting Bucky O’Hare. As vermin living in a sports stadium scoreboard might say, ‘two strikes and you’re out!’

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Biker Mice From Mars Episode 4, “We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ City”

Bucky O’Hare And The Toad Wars Episode 11, “The Warriors”

Space Rodents Part I - We’ve Seen The Mouse Peen

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 18 Jul 2023 05:00:00 -0700

The ‘90s snot-rocketed a wave of slime across the media landscape, breeding a rash of nasty, dirty critter boys. Forget teen turtles, fighting toads, or road-based sharks! Our new arc is for interstellar vermin: Biker Mice from Mars and Bucky O’Hare.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Biker Mice From Mars Episode 1, “Rock and Ride!”

Bucky O’Hare And The Toad Wars Episode 1, “War of the Warts”

The Wheel of One Piece - Oh Nakama, My Nakama

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 20 Jun 2023 05:00:00 -0700

We’ve eaten the Spin-Spin Fruit and concocted a wild new idea for an occasional special—watch two completely randomized episodes of the longest-running rubber pirate anime in history, One Piece. The best part? We have no idea what’s going on.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: James Cameron’s Avatar Souvenir Wristwatch™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Once Piece Episode 241, "Capture Robin! The Determination of the Straw Hats!"

Once Piece Episode 52, "Buggy's Revenge! The Man Who Smiles On the Execution Platform!"

Topless Justice Part III - The Crevice of Wind

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 13 Jun 2023 05:00:00 -0700

Justice prevails once more for Rambo and Conan, our shirt-averse heroes! That’s “justice” in the form of a rocket-propelled lecture on the Evils of Crack, and the shrieking spider-lobster Evillak.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Arranged Marriages for Pets™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Rambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 58, “Just Say No”

Conan the Adventurer S2E29, “The Book of Skelos”

Topless Justice Part II - Down for The Count

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 19 Apr 2023 05:00:00 -0700

True to our word, we’re back for Part II and the score is Justice: 2, Shirts: 0. What we *didn’t* expect was a drop-in visit from our favorite surprise guest, Count Vl*d Dr****a.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Tunnel Honey™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Conan the Adventurer S1E2, “Blood Brother”

Rambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 27, “Return of The Count”

Topless Justice Part I - Rambo vs. Wizards (w/Alison & Todd)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 11 Apr 2023 05:00:00 -0700

An eye-catching title to be sure, but no less accurate! We’re exploring the baffling G-rated cartoons of R-rated movies, namely Rambo and Conan. We enlisted married duo Alison & Todd to settle the Hunk v Wizard debate, and great news—we solved it.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Rambo: The Force of Freedom Episode 24, “Mephisto’s Magic”

Conan the Adventurer S1E1, “The Night of Fiery Tears”

Little Bigfoot - An SMT Movie Night (w/Amalia Larson)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Thu, 30 Mar 2023 12:20:01 -0700

You're damn right we did direct-to-VHS classic Little Bigfoot, and you're DAMN RIGHT we got Amalia to fill in for Andy who couldn't make it. We spoke this evil aloud during our Dog Days of Summer arc and we aren't ones to back down from an incredible idea when it licks us in the face.

This one was behind our very exciting Patreron paywall for a while, but we wanted the public to enjoy it as well. EAT IT BABIES

THIS WEEK'S MOVIE

Little Bigfoot (1997) (It’s on YouTube omg go watch it)

Special - Ranking Our First 100 Cartoons

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 21 Mar 2023 05:00:00 -0700

Buckle up, podfans—this week, we’re running long to rank the first 100 cartoons we’ve seen for the show…in REAL TIME. What climbs to the top of the untouchable S-tier? How many shows are worse than Fish Police? Stop asking! We’ll cover everything!

THIS WEEK'S MASTER RANKING DOCUMENT

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1aiu8EhN5W6OGGO0fwSprMDiBiC9HJCRdOR5_reh5eCc/edit?usp=sharing

Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio - An SMT Movie Night (w/Shane Smith)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 14 Mar 2023 05:00:00 -0700

We love an occasional dip into unique animated films, so “just in time” for Oscar’s Big Gold Movie Party comes an in-depth discussion of the best Pinocchio of 2022. It’s a bigger list than you’d think. Heads up: Jonathan Taylor Thomas is NOT in this one.

THIS WEEK'S FILM

Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (Netflix)

Centurions & M.A.S.K. Part III - Platonic Speedboat Friends

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 07 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0800

We’re calling it here for M.A.S.K. and Centurions. As much as they may try to win our fickle favor with A Nonzero Amount of Draculas, we can’t overlook a failure to deliver on any other front! Sadly, that includes a plan to turn all of Venice into jelly.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

M.A.S.K. Season 1 Episode 60, “Venice Menace”

Centurions Season 1 Episode 37, “Night on Terror Mountain”

Centurions & M.A.S.K. Part II - The Stonehenge Special

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 24 Jan 2023 15:53:09 -0800

We planned this one. This week in vehicular hunk-icide, both shows decide to visit their version of Stonehenge for some chaotic dalliances into real magic, but only *one* has the guts to carpet bomb a wizard’s tomb back to the Arthurian age.

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

M.A.S.K. Season 1 Episode 17, “Mystery of the Rings”

Centurions Season 1 Episode 38, “Merlin”

Centurions & M.A.S.K. Part I - Susan, Use Your Laser

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 03 Jan 2023 08:39:56 -0800

This winter we’re unwrapping a brand new arc of hot old trash, composed of the 20-minute toy commercials known as M.A.S.K. and Centurions. Will the incredible power of M.A.S.K.’s unbeatable theme song carry into the quality of the show? No!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Centurions Season 1 Episode 1, “The Sky is on Fire”

M.A.S.K. Season 1 Episode 1, “The Deathstone”

Special - Star Trek: Lower Decks

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 13 Dec 2022 05:00:00 -0800

Warning: the following episode of Saturday Morning Tuesdays that covers Star Trek: Lower Decks will be a serious Trekkie shitboy situation where we really get into it. If that’s the kind of slop you like in your bucket, well, set phasers to “fun”.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 5, “Cupid’s Errant Arrow”

Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 1 Episode 8, “Veritas”

Thanksgiving Special: Rise of the Thiccbird

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 23 Nov 2022 14:59:51 -0800

We’ve ignored it long enough - there’s a Simpsons-shaped hole in our podcast’s heart and it’s high time we stuffed it, thiccbird-style. Add in a dripping tureen of Hank Hill gravy and we’ve got one hell of a FOX-Giving dinner.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Frogbumpin’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

The Simpsons S2E7, “Bart vs. Thanksgiving”

King of the Hill S3E7, “Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men”

Impromptu Nicktoons Arc Part IV - Rocko’s Modern Life

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 16 Nov 2022 22:40:10 -0800

We couldn’t resist a dip into one of Nickelodeon’s oddest entries and Spongebob’s spiritual progenitor, Rocko’s Modern Life. To paraphrase a round cow that is mostly ass, it was a hoot.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Telling People You’ve Started to Rewatch Stargate SG-1™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Rocko’s Modern Life S2E9b, “Uniform Behavior”

Rocko’s Modern Life S3E10, “Wacky Delly”

Impromptu Nicktoons Arc Part III - As Told By Ginger

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 01 Nov 2022 14:23:51 -0700

Welcome to Doctor Saturday’s Home for Wayward Nicktoons, where we ensure care and shelter for Nickelodeon’s less-loved children. Who’s that playing in the yard by herself? It’s As Told By Ginger, a fantastic show about youth and having a goblin brother.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Give Bread A Chance™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

As Told By Ginger Episode 1, “Ginger the Juvey”

As Told By Ginger Episode 37, “And She Was Gone”

Impromptu Nicktoons Arc Part II - Danny Phantom

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 11 Oct 2022 05:00:00 -0700

A Long’s Day’s Journey Into Nicktoons continues with yet another oddball, and we’ll give you a hint as to who: /He’s a phantom/. Yes, it’s time for us to bust our old-man hips trying to figure out why so many people liked Danny Phantom.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Restaurant That Serves Old Boots From The River™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Danny Phantom Episode 11, “Fanning the Flames”

Daniel Phaniel Episode 15, “Public Enemies”

Impromptu Nicktoons Arc Part I - Invader Zim

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 04 Oct 2022 05:00:00 -0700

Don’t move—there’s a bucket of neon green slime just above your head and if you don’t listen to the start of our new Nicktoons arc, we can’t promise what’ll happen next. But if you DO listen, we CAN promise we’re starting with a fan favorite: Invader Zim!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Invader Zim Episode 3B, “Nanozim”

Invader Zim Episode 8B, “Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy”

Invader Zim Episode 4B, “Dark Harvest”

The Dog Days of Summer Part III - Naruto’s Son, Weed

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 20 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0700

Break out the sweaters and spiced lattes, because our final Dog Days of Summer episode brings with it the *true* official start of autumn. And this week’s a doozy—we’ve got puppets, randy detectives, Sonic spin attacks, and a dog named Weed.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Sharkblasting™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Ginga Densetsu Weed Episode 1, “His Name is Weed!”

Jim Henson’s Dog City Episode 1, “The Big Squeak”

The Dog Days of Summer Part II - Three Dog Night (w/Amalia Larson)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 14 Sep 2022 15:20:29 -0700

We finally got around to watching some dog-based shows we’ve wanted to see FOR FOREVER, but alongside special guest Amalia “Honeycomb Daredevil” Larson, we stumbled into something even wilder—the 1997 film “Little Bigfoot”.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Rude Dog and the Dweebs Episode 1b, “The Fish Who Went Moo”

Secret Files of the Spy Dogs Episode 1a, “K-9”

The Biskitts Episode 4a, “Dogfoot”

The Dog Days of Summer Part I - The Dog Days Are Rover

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 23 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0700

This summer’s gone to the dogs! We’ve fetched ourselves some canine classics like Dogtanian & the Three Muskehounds and Road Rovers. Listen in horror as we will, in all likelihood, tear them to shreds like a fresh pair of slippers.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Going to Laser Tag With a Mark Twain Impersonator™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds Episode 1, “Dogtanian’s Journey”

Road Rovers Episode 5, “Let Sleeping Dogs Lie”

The Epic of Gogglemesh Part IV - Digimon Ghost Game

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 13 Jul 2022 15:28:11 -0700

Our final stop on the Gogglemesh Express is the most recent show we’ve ever watched—the currently airing Digimon Ghost Game. Our guest Shane “Send Me An Angemon” Smith serves as our spirit medium to a world of German assassins and digital step-brothers.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Captain F**kbeard’s Buried Pleasure™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Digimon Ghost Game Episode 9, “Warped Time”

Digimon Ghost Game Episode 13, “Executioner”

The Epic of Gogglemesh Part III - Digimon Data Squad

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 05 Jul 2022 19:56:03 -0700

We knew our Tour-de-Mon was going to get a little bumpy, but never expected Digimon Data Squad to hit rock bottom so fast. If a show’s escapist power fantasy is about becoming Digital Immigration and Customs Enforcement, run for the f**cking hills!

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Creamier Samurai™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Digimon Data Squad Episode 1, “There Are Monsters Among Us”

Digimon Data Squad Episode 2, “Marcus’ Inner Strength”

The Epic of Gogglemesh Part II - Digimon Frontier (w/Kyle Henick)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 28 Jun 2022 16:52:45 -0700

Our next digi-evolution takes the form of Digimon Frontier, where you’ll almost certainly get Squid Gamed right from the jump. Special guest Kyle “Dangermon” Henick joins us as we nearly miss a surprise connection with Truck-kun, the teleporting senpai.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The McFlurry Police™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Digimon Frontier Episode 1, “All Aboard!”

Digimon Frontier Episode 2, “Lobomon: Warrior of Light”

The Epic of Gogglemesh Part I - Digimon Tamers (w/Ari Zirulnik)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Sat, 18 Jun 2022 07:18:08 -0700

Tighten up your gaiters and wade into the digi-swamp for our newest arc! Special guest @arizirulnik pushes up his digital glasses and gives us an impassioned defense of Digimon Tamers, the one where the souls of the damned give a cyborg a panic attack.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Australians Are Ready™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Digimon Tamers Episode 2, “Digimon, Digimon Everywhere”

Digimon Tamers Episode 14, “Grow Mon Grow”

Sky Hunks Deux Part VII - Robotech Power Hour Finale

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 07 Jun 2022 16:35:21 -0700

Sky Hunks is ending once more, but thankfully we’re going out on a Very Robotech Wedding! And don’t worry, it’s not one of those “Giuliani cousin-weddings” we were all concerned about.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Australians Are Ready™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Robotech Episode 23, “Reckless”

Robotech Episode 24, “Showdown”

Robotech Episode 25, “Wedding Bells”

Sky Hunks Deux Part VI - They Got Guys in There

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 25 May 2022 15:36:25 -0700

Starcom: The U.S. Space Force gets its final day in the sun as our Sky Hunks revival nears its grand finale. Does anything tarnish the mighty Crowbar? Will Minmei write a second song? America needs to know.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Notebook Paper Drawing of Mandy Moore™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Starcom: The U.S. Space Force Episode 5, “Fire and Ice”

Robotech Episode 22, “Battle Hymn”

Sky Hunks Deux Part V - Summer in the Armpit

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 11 May 2022 13:12:33 -0700

If two points make a straight line, then two knockout episodes of Starcom is basically settled law—and we’re on Team Crowbar.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Carpet Steaks™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Robotech Episode 21, “A New Dawn”

Starcom: The U.S. Space Force Episode 2, “Trojan Crowbar”

Sky Hunks Deux Part IV - Crowbar and the MILFs of Jupiter

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 03 May 2022 19:30:19 -0700

Much to our surprise, the US Space Force wasn’t completely invented by the Orange Man a few years ago—in fact, the 80s even made a cartoon about it. It’s only logical to continue our aerial hunk research and report back to the people of earth.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Three Books™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Starcom: The U.S. Space Force Episode 1, “Nantucket Sleighride”

Robotech Episode 19, “Bursting Point”

Sky Hunks Deux Part III - Pineapple Salad & The Buckle Bunnies

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 27 Apr 2022 05:00:00 -0700

Things get serious on this week’s episode of Skyhunks. We face a decision point with Exo-Squad, and Robotech creates the most emotional fruit-based dessert in anime history.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Exosquad Episode 5, “Resist!”

Robotech Episode 18, “Farewell, Big Brother”

Sky Hunks Deux Part II - Three Batmen of Verona

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 05 Apr 2022 11:38:10 -0700

We laid out a perfectly reasonable theme for this week, but Andy continually proves his inability to grasp it. Will he eventually figure it out? No. The absolute nerve of this f*cking guy!

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Cuddle Shovel™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Exosquad Episode 4, “Blitzkrieg”

Robotech Episode 16, “Battlecry”

Sky Hunks Deux Part I - Boat Famous

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 29 Mar 2022 11:55:31 -0700

We couldn’t resist another airborne romp with the cloudboys! Robotech wasn’t finished revealing all its kissing secrets, so we’ve transformed from person to jet in eager anticipation. Exo-Squad joins the roster as well, and it’s uh, certainly trying!

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Big City Anime™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Robotech Episode 15, “Homecoming”

Exosquad Episode 2, “Seeds of Deception”

Special - Van-Pires

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 16 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0700

This episode is going to be court-admissible evidence on the day one of us finally snaps.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Jimmy of the Week™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Van-Pires Episode 1, “Those Who Have the Fuel Shall Rule”

Van-Pires Episode 2, “Unleaded Zeppelin”

Batman Beyond Part III - Turtle Crime at Mario’s House

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 08 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0800

Our Neo-Gotham staycation ends with any Batman’s least favorite thing—having to hang out with other people. But a whodunnit parlor mystery with the future Justice League? You’ve got a hot date with the world’s crabbiest teen detective.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Hose Tuna™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Batman Beyond S3E7, “The Call, Pt 1”

Batman Beyond S3E8, “The Call, Pt 2”

Batman Beyond Part II - Vibe-Time with the Pleasure Fork (w/Dominique Thomas)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 22 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0800

Resident bat-master Dom “Make Schway While The Shun Shwines” Thomas gives us a curated tour of Batman Beyond’s rogues’ gallery—more specifically, the ones who know how to give you a good time, and apparently that’s a crime.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Chicken Glove™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Batman Beyond S2E8, “Hooked Up”

Batman Beyond S2E12, “Babel”

Batman Beyond Part I - Hot Little Batboy

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 15 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0800

There’s no doubt that everything has already been said about Batman: The Animated Series, but we saw a glimmer of possibility in Bruce Wayne’s geriatric adventures with his brand new battletwink, Terry McGinnis. The future’s never looked so bright!

Today’s Episode Sponsor: New Bible Television™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Batman Beyond Episode 1, “Rebirth Part 1”

Batman Beyond Episode 2, “Rebirth Part 2”

Saber Pirates Part IV - Wetstyles of the Bored and Vaporous

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 08 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0800

We thought we’d round out the arc with a final, self-indulgent dessert course of Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs paired with its anime grandfather Star Musketeer Bismarck. What did the Americans do this time? Activate your Saddle Units to find out!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs Episode 15, “Jesse Blue”

Star Musketeer Bismarck Episode 31, “The Man from Andromeda”

Saber Pirates Part III - Some Kind of Double Goblin

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 25 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0800

We face a crossroads on today’s episode of Saber Pirates, and you get a front-row seat to our deliberation situation. But if you’re a fan of extreme censorship, we’ve got some tame high-speed train violence where no(every)body dies.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Night Hoops™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs Episode 20, “Legend of the Santa Fe Express”

Pirates of Dark Water Episode 3, “Break Up”

Saber Pirates Part II - I Don’t Think So, Tim

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 18 Jan 2022 13:18:42 -0800

We return to The Pirates of Dark Water with cautious optimism, and face Saber Rider with an equal measure of trash-hungry zeal. Also, did you know your cartoon can have a 5-minute gun safety PSA if you choose to animate it at home?

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Goose Pepper™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Pirates of Dark Water Episode 2, “Dishonor”

Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs Episode 2, “Cavalry Command”

Saber Pirates Part I - Ramrod, the Giant Cowboy

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 11 Jan 2022 15:23:02 -0800

For the start of 2022, we’re plucking a few forgotten “classics” from the “must-see” pile: The Pirates of Dark Water and Saber Rider & the Star Sheriffs. One of those has been heavily requested, and one is *just for us*. See if you can guess which.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Suckables™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Saber Rider and the Star Sheriffs Episode 1, “Star Sheriff Round Up”

Pirates of Dark Water Episode 1, “The Quest”

Holiday Special - Robin Robin (w/Amalia Larson)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 21 Dec 2021 13:01:27 -0800

Roast your chestnuts, boil a seasonally appropriate soup, and join us by the fire for Robin Robin, the Netflix short film from Aardman Animations that YOU SHOULD WATCH. Our special guest Amalia “Frog Storm” Larson watched it, and she’s extremely cool.

THIS WEEK'S MOVIE

Robin Robin (Netflix, 2021)

200th Episode Special - Pandamonium!

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 14 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0800

It’s hard to say exactly when we hit our official 200th episode, so today becomes our celebration to mark how many weeks we’ve avoided watching Pandamonium. No longer! Share in our horror as three panda bears form a Flesh Voltron to help fight Mondraggor.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Sweater With Yogurt On It™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Pandamonium Episode 1, “The Beginning”

Pandamonium Episode 6, “Amanda Panda”

CGI Explode-a-palooza Part III - Beast Wars: Transformers

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 01 Dec 2021 19:09:33 -0800

Our journey had nowhere else to end but here, on a completely unremarkable war planet with nothing but primal, hornt-up roboids who used to be flatbed trucks. It’s Beast Wars! We’ve heard that you like it, and we’ve judged you thusly:

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Bigger Kisses™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Beast Wars: Transformers S1E14, “Double Dinobot”

Beast Wars: Transformers S1E22, “The Low Road”

CGI Explode-a-palooza Part II - One Dan Over the Wheldon’s Nest

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 23 Nov 2021 17:34:51 -0800

We pick only the best TV to bring to your door like a cat’s trophy kill, and this week it’s word-count-assassinating titles Voltron: The Third Dimension and Hot Wheels: Battle Force Five. The latter gifted us with Indy 500 Champion-Hunk Dan Wheldon.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Just for Trucks™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Voltron: The Third Dimension S1E5, “A Rift in the Force”

Hot Wheels: Battle Force Five S2E13, “Full Throttle”

CGI Explode-a-palooza Part I - ReBoot

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 16 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0800

We asked our Patrons to pitch us an arc idea, and their demands yielded rich fruit: computer animated shows! Our first trip into the digital world starts with ReBoot, a show that you definitely remember not looking like a PC CD-ROM from a cereal box.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Pirate Ship That’s Too Silly™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

ReBoot S1E1, “The Tearing”

ReBoot S2E4, “Bad Bob”

Super Sentai Part III - Power Rangers Jungle Fury & Gekiranger

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 02 Nov 2021 20:43:24 -0700

Our Morphin’ Time has come to an end, but we’re going out with a bang on Juken Sentai Gekiranger and its shadow clone, Power Rangers Jungle Fury. Why the Americans ditched a muppet cat sensei for mystic pizza (no relation), we’ll never know.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Dangers of Skunk Dunking™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Juken Sentai Gekiranger Episode 1, “Nicey Nice! Wild Fist”

Power Rangers Jungle Fury Episode 1, “Welcome to the Jungle”

Super Sentai Part II - Power Rangers Dino Thunder & Abaranger

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 27 Oct 2021 03:30:35 -0700

Sit back and let your brain rot to mush as we kick, punch, and morph our way through another pairing of America’s Power Rangers and Japan’s Super Sentai. Our “Dino Guts” are “overflowing” with prehistoric probiotics to help digest this awesome trash.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dunk the Skunk™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Bakuryu Sentai Abaranger Episode 1, “The Great Dinosaur Rampage!”

Power Rangers Dino Thunder Episode 1, “Day of the Dino”

Super Sentai Part I - Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers & Zyuranger

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 20 Oct 2021 20:49:11 -0700

It’s Pacific Standard Morphin’ Time, which means yes, we’re beginning a three-week journey into the heart of Power Rangers, paired with the original Japanese super sentai shows that inspired them. Will the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers still hold up?

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Loud Chowder™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger Episode 1, “The Birth”

Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers Episode 1, “Day of the Dumpster”

Peak 90s Bullsh*t Part III - Skeleton Warriors & Wild C.A.T.s (w/Dominique Thomas)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 05 Oct 2021 12:17:47 -0700

When we gave Dom “Fisherman’s Kiss” Thomas a mystery sampler plate of Skeleton Warriors and WildC.A.T.s, we didn’t realize that our request would summon both literal and figurative lightning from the sky. The epic conclusion to Peak 90s Bullshit!

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Department of Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg’s CatB.U.S. Initiative™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Skeleton Warriors Episode 9, “Brawl and Chain”

WildC.A.T.s Episode 4, “The Evil Within”

Peak 90s Bullsh*t Part II - B.A.D. & Exosquad

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 28 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0700

The 90s are wet and stinky on our lips but we just can’t stop licking them. And not unlike the fabled pop of tootsie, this lolly hides a toothsome chocolate marrow. Exosquad took us only three licks. B.A.D. killed Mr. Owl.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Sky Bastards™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Bureau of Alien Detectors Episode 1, “The Hunt”

Exosquad Episode 1, “Pirate Scourge”

Peak 90s Bullsh*t Part I - Street Sharks & Extreme Dinosaurs

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 21 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0700

Hold on to your board shorts, dudes—because this week the SMT gang gets cartilaginous! (The objectively greatest new exclamatory in the English language) And with our brand new arc, the dream of the 90s is alive and ready to roller blade into your heart.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Thickness Machine™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Street Sharks Episode 28, “Shark Hunt”

Extreme Dinosaurs Episode 43, “Salsafied”

Patreon Poll Special - Double Dragon (w/Patrick Stagaman)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 14 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0700

This week, we’ve got twice the martial arts brother trouble as special guest Patrick “Slop Dog” Stagaman joins the team for 1993’s Double Dragon. We’ve saved our most devastating punches for ninja superdrugs and laser VR, all for the Code of the Dragon!

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THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Double Dragon Episode 4, “The Price of Oblivion”

Double Dragon Episode 15, “Shadow Claw”

Adult Swim Part IV - Frisky Dingo

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 31 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0700

The pool is closed because the lifeguard says there’s a “nasty water mess” so it’s time to towel off and talk about our final show: Frisky Dingo. Adam Reed’s bizarre art experiment took Andy on a journey in 2006, and we’re just gonna deal.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin shares his high-octane upbringing • Eight guys in a house doing illegal pirate radio animation feels pretty on-brand for Frisky Dingo • Dude, save it for group • This writing staff still thinks satire means you can just say whatever you want • Featuring Killer Mike

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Tentacles Across America™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Frisky Dingo Episode 1, “Meet Killface”

Frisky Dingo Episode 2, “Meet Awesome-X”

Frisky Dingo Episode 3, “Pimp My Revenue”

Frisky Dingo Episode 4, “XPO”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Adult Swim Part III - Metalocalypse

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 17 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0700

We’re continuing our swim through adulthood with Metalocalypse, the most brutal musical cartoon this side of the haunted ice plains of Scandinavia. Get off your high thunderhorse and join us as we brood about the ocean and a rude cocaine clown.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Heavy metal is the professional wrestling of music • Mark Hamill takes a paycheck to stall for narrative time • Is it weird to sit down to an evening of Weird Al? • Having ‘high-speed DSL’ doesn’t always mean what you think • How do you just tan a butt

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Metalocalypse Episode 1, “The Curse of Dethklok”

Metalocalypse Episode 2, “Dethwater”

Metalocalypse Episode 3, “Birthdayface”

Metalocalypse Episode 4, “Dethtroll”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Adult Swim Part II - Aqua Teen Hunger Force

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 03 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0700

Frylock. Master Shake. Meatwad. Carl. Long ago, these four weirdos lived together in harmony on the Adult Swim programming block. But everything changed when uh, we watched them. We watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force for the show. Dancing is forbidden.

My NAME IS:
Shake zula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a trip, I’ll bring it to ya • Frylock and I'm on top, rock you like a cop, Meatwad, you up next with your knock-knock • Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G • Drivin' in my car, livin’ like a star, ice on my fingers and my toes and I'm a taurus

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Aqua Teen Hunger Force S2E10, “Broodwich”

Aqua Teen Hunger Force S2E14, “Revenge of the Trees”

Aqua Teen Hunger Force S2E16, “Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary”

Aqua Teen Hunger Force S3E1, “Video Ouija”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Adult Swim Part I - Space Ghost & Harvey Birdman (w/Alison Lührs)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 20 Jul 2021 05:00:00 -0700

NO KIDS IN THE POOL! This week kicks off our summertime arc-venture with a special slate of shows for the grown-ups. Alison “Brioche Contessa” Lührs is back to reminisce on the galaxy’s greatest talk show, and there’s also a bird lawyer in there somewhere.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
I think we all just want to smash light bulbs with our friend from work • We don’t have anything left to say about Birdman • Not the movie by Alejandro Iñárritu • The cartoon that stinks • *That* Birdman

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Space Ghost Coast to Coast S6E7, “Fire Ant”

Space Ghost Coast to Coast S7E3, “Knifin’ Around”

Harvey Birdman S2E1, “Blackwatch Plaid”

Harvey Birdman S3E2, “Harvey’s Civvy”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

July 4th - American Cyborgs Acting Badly

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 06 Jul 2021 05:00:00 -0700

America's Cool-Ass Birthday has come and gone, but that doesn't mean we can't squeak in a very special episode all about the USA's most robot-riddled public institution. We “promise” this “won’t” get political.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Tom Clancy’s CIA Theme Park for Dads™

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Oh, it’s *getting* political • The Clown Train is coming to break your windows, misgender you, and eat all your gold • RoboCop for President 2024: Punching Nerds and Burning Coal • The only boys in blue we recognize here at SMT are Sonic and his Uncle Chuck • Bad Vibes Only

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

C.O.P.S. Episode 2, “The Case of the Crime Circus”

RoboCop: Alpha Commando Episode 15, “Power Play”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

The Trash Pile Part II - What Is A Boy, If Not A Car? (w/Patrick Stagaman)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 29 Jun 2021 11:38:10 -0700

Have you ever eaten food so immediately regrettable that you pay for it before the meal is over? Well, in for a penny, in for a pound! Here’s MORE TRASH PILE with our dear friend Patrick “The Shame of Italy” Stagaman.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Actually they were pretty fun though • This is just a backdoor pilot for our Warrior King podcast featuring Michael Dorn • Becoming Prom Queen may also grant leadership over enormous humanoid bees • If Turbo Teen didn’t have to pay royalties to Huey Lewis, then we don’t either • Brett, please stop turning into a car

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Street Fighter: The Animated Series Episode 22, “The Warrior King”

Archie's Weird Mysteries Episode 28, “Dance of the Killer Bees”

Turbo Teen Episode 2…or 8, “Dark Rider and the Wolves of Doom”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Satisfactory Guest: Patrick Stagaman
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

The Trash Pile Part I - Psychedelic Meat Pile (w/Amalia Larson)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 22 Jun 2021 05:00:00 -0700

Ask any dumpster-dwelling muppet on the street: we f*cking love trash. But today we’re sipping the dumpster wine like never before, thanks to the patience and support of Amalia “Duchess of Stew“ Larson. Brace yourself for potentially our WILDEST EPISODE YET!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Amalia and Andy handle human contact about as well as expected • We explore an exciting new method of conflict resolution • It’s “Take-Your-Child-Magician-To-The-Night-Moon Day” at the office • Imagine if Optimus Prime paid for opera tickets • Can we call CPS on a cartoon?

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors Episode 28, “Moon Magic”

Mighty Orbots Episode 4, “The Dremlocks”

Rubik the Amazing Cube Episode 6, “Rubik and the Pooch Nappers”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - Action Man

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 15 Jun 2021 05:00:00 -0700

Your votes become our reality, Patrons. And this time, we’re amping it up with Action Man, the plain yogurt of extreme sports secret agents in the number-horny post-Matrix wasteland of the year 2000. Just don’t forget Alex Mann’s first rule: Check It Out.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin tries out being spicy today • Mr. Mann brings a skateboard to a gunfight • Looking for a great way to show that time has passed? Try adding A Robot Dog • Surprisingly decent for a show that is so consistently dull

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Action Man Episode 1, “Competitive Edge”

Action Man Episode 26, “The Ultimate Doom - Part 2”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part X - Sexual Fever Dreams from the Future

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 08 Jun 2021 05:00:00 -0700

We’re capping off our Magical Girl arc with a time-tested classic, the Sailor Moon Power Hour! It’s been a long road, but in the end we’ve learned a lot about the power of friendship and how much we’ve been missing Melvin the Prune Boy.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The battle for Austin’s anime heart rages on • Serena’s “Cousin Trini” gambit falls flat, as expected • Tremble before the wicked... Grimman? Grimace? • Stick around for everyone’s favorite, the end-of-arc magical girl superlatives

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Novelty Bathtubs™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon R Episode 27 (67), “Rubeus Strikes Out”

Sailor Moon R Episode 28 (68), “The Secret of the Luna Sphere”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part IX - High-Femme Trickery (w/Alison Lührs)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 01 Jun 2021 05:00:00 -0700

A high seas whoopsie keeps Rory’s spirit from entering our realm, so welcome the immediate return of Guest Host Alison “The Mario Kart From Nintendo’s Mario Kart 8 Deluxe for Nintendo Switch” Lührs for the final bow of Revolutionary Girl Utena.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Alison can finally unload decades of Rini feelings • Would you betray your mother’s pancakes for your friend’s cookies? • The must-see debut of Father Puppets • Utena’s true transformation is somehow wearing a high-collar uniform underneath a low-cut strapless gown • Anthy gets Carrie’d by a champagne boy

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon R Episode 26 (66), “Rubeus Evens the Score”

Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 3, “On the Night of the Ball”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges
Guest Host: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison
Missing in Action: Rory Voie

Magical Girls Part VIII - Do It For The Chu Chu

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 25 May 2021 05:00:00 -0700

Halt right there! In order to cross our bridge, us trolls need you to listen to Part Eight of our Magical Girl arc, because it’s very cool and important. Especially the scandalous princess gas that was TOO HOT FOR CANADIAN TV.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We all started growing [REDACTED] on our [REDACTED]s • Chu Chu brings the fatherly Pikachu energy the suits have been asking for • Prog-rock time loop staircase • The death ray strobe wand hits a little close to home for a 90s anime • Chad’s last hope of catching Raye’s eye is a medically inadvisable amount of “protein bars”

Today’s Episode Sponsor: CryptoClothing™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 2, “For Whom the Rose Smiles”

Sailor Moon R Episode 25 (65), “Sibling Rivalry”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part VII - On Her Majesty’s Basketball Harem (w/Alison Lührs)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 18 May 2021 08:00:00 -0700

A new show joins our magical pantheon: Revolutionary Girl Utena! We summoned forth Alison “Backpack Snake“ Lührs from her crystal moon palace with the promise of sapphic 90’s anime, and for once we didn’t disappoint.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin violates the Magical Geneva Convention • The only show where the stairs are a magical girl • Utena scrapes by a wardrobe violation using the Air Bud Defense • Amy’s “chess friends” don’t count as real friends • Take a number if you want to partake of her highness’s royal towel sweat

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Green Bean Cabin™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon R Episode 24 (64), “Checkmate”

Revolutionary Girl Utena Episode 1, “The Rose Bride”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - Ronin Warriors (w/Kyle Danger Henick)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 11 May 2021 05:00:00 -0700

Greetings, Warlords! We’re headed back to our Toonami days with the patron-voted magical boy battle anime, Ronin Warriors. Kyle “Pond Party” Henick joins the samurai squadron for a powerpoint on scythes attached to chains. He knows the word and everything.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We’ve got a real Jet Li Highlander situation with this team • We have to talk about The Circle • First you get the tiger, then you get the armor, then you get the women • Ryo cuts a building in half, hotdog style • Ully’s never getting his parents back.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Ronin Warriors Episode 1, “Shadowland”

Ronin Warriors Episode 2, “Glory for Anubis”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Kyle Danger Henick
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part VI - Sacrificial Chad

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 04 May 2021 04:40:32 -0700

Look out, fellow magical girls! There’s danger abound this week as Madoka Magica finally reveals its fell secrets, and Serena has the gall to read someone else’s manga for like three hours. Trust no one!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
These girls are definitely gonna blow their wish • Also Mami is definitely gonna get wishcake and have so many friends • Serena and Raye prove themselves as perfect suckers for an MLM • Catzi gets to the temple with six excruciating hours to spare

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Try Coming To Hell For A While™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon R Episode 23 (63), “Enemies No More”

Puella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 3, “I’m Not Afraid of Anything Anymore”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part V - The Bridge Where I Go To Cry

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 27 Apr 2021 05:00:00 -0700

Our magical odyssey reaches its robust middle, which we all know contains the umami-rich flavor crystals we need to survive. And if you tune in for hunks, you’re in luck: we’ve got both the ‘motorcycle dandy’ and ‘muscular wasteland king’ varietals.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory’s TikTok algorithm might have diagnosed him with some sort of donkey-related mania • Have some generous licks of our frosty Puella • If you’re gonna get permanently traumatized, you may as well look your best • Some breakups require a fridge-emptying megabinge • Luna actually does something a parent should do

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Simon Has Lost His Nintendo Privileges™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Puella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 2, “That Would Be Truly Wonderful”

Sailor Moon R Episode 22 (62), “Prediction of Doom”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part IV - Madoka Tragica (w/Shane Smith)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 20 Apr 2021 05:00:00 -0700

Like any self-respecting magical girl, we are transforming our arc into a hot new show to wear with Sailor Moon, the genre-bending Madoka Magica. With special guest Shane “Was over in Studio B” Smith, we uncover the Stan Bush hit single you CANNOT miss.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Don’t borrow sticky toys from Austin • We receive lessons from father in the garden • It doesn’t say anywhere in the rules Stan Bush can’t steal his own work • Two new incredible segments: Group Nightmare Therapy, and Rory’s “Egg Talk”

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon R Episode 21 (61), “Naughty ‘N’ Nice”

Puella Magi Madoka Magica Episode 1, “I First Met Her in a Dream… Or Something.”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls SPECIAL - Magical Angel Creamy Mami (w/Nathan Cox)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 13 Apr 2021 05:00:00 -0700

Look, we feel like we should explain this one, but we literally didn’t have a choice. It’s called Creamy. Mami. Veteran SMT guest Nathan “Ask Me About My Onewheel” Cox is our brave companion for a magical girl history lesson he was “instantly in” for.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
People don’t realize Leo also played the bear’s wife, Mrs. Revenant • Come aboard Noah’s lesser-known bacchanalian sex-positive party Ark • Sometimes you change your wand grip technique and things improve dramatically • Apparently the English title could have been worse???? • Did you know “Cream cream cream cream cream” is a legitimate English sentence

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Unlickable Man™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Magical Angel Creamy Mami Episode 1, “The Ship of Feather”

Magical Angel Creamy Mami Episode 24, “Bear Bear Audition”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part III - Droid Thunderclap

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 06 Apr 2021 05:00:00 -0700

Our motor’s back up and running full time, babies! It’s our final episode of Star, but we’re nowhere close to the Magical Girl finish line. Because our motor is in a car race. And if Andy was writing this he’d undoubtedly try to sneak in a Sonic reference.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The Lords of Time have declared war on soft clocks • Never follow a predator to a secondary location • Don’t bone-shame a nasty freak • The Sailor Scouts get frisky in zero-g • Barney’s dinosaur lawyers are hot on our trail

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The World’s Most Dangerous Salad™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon R Episode 18 (58), “Trouble Comes Thundering Down”

Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 8a, “Blood Moon Ball”

Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 9a, “Freeze Day”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part II - A Trickster’s Disposition

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 30 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0700

The boys are back in town like that song, and we’re picking up the Magical Girl arc right where we left it—in fact, we recorded this episode before our break, but it’s packed with all the magical fortifying nutrients a sprouting teen requires.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin’s been through all of this before, and he wants you to know it • Star keeps a strong breeding stock in her boyhives • Pepsi’s next project? Crystal Tokyo • A makeup android has to draw on her own busted-ass face • SERENA AND DARIEN BREAK UP????????

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 6a, “Mewberty”

Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 7b, “Sleep Spells”

Sailor Moon R Episode 15 (55), “The Cosmetic Caper”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - Sport Billy / Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 23 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0700

We’re mere leaves swept in the current now, so please hang tight a week longer and enjoy another re-release from your favorite boys. And since it’s still March, we thought we’d bring back last year’s March Madness winner, Hulk Hogan(‘s nasty horse).

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Suit up for Round Two of our March Madness arc! We wistfully recall those classic sports plotlines you all know and love, like saving King Arthur from a soccer-hating witch, or having a horse show up at your apartment.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Sport Billy would rather elevate a dog to knighthood than acknowledge a woman • Don’t bother getting excited about a juicy Sir Gawain cameo • Hulksters and horses don’t mix • Junkyard Fries are a treat to be savored • Andre the Giant is serious about oral hygiene

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Captain Sully Simulator™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sport Billy Episode 1, “Joust in Time”

Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Episode 2, “The Four-Legged Pickpocket”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - PokéClones Part IV - Behind Blue Eyes, White Dragon

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 16 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0700

Thanks for hanging tough through our downtime! This week, we’re revisiting last year’s journey through the charmander puppy mill, specifically the disc-thirsty Monster Rancher and the master-dueling Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Only two shows stand between us and our goal of becoming PokéClone masters: Monster Rancher and Yu-Gi-Oh! With the help of Kyle “The Cliff Racer from Morrowind” Henick, we unlock our disks and trust the heart of the cards, even if it eventually destroys us. Let’s d-d-d-d-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Young Genki learns to raid his parents’ CD library for Huey Lewis unlockables • The PokeRap doesn’t belong in the middle of a show • It’s anyone’s guess why the Teen CEO needs to be in school • Grandpa has a hard time with the 4DX theater experience • Yugi Moto lives in an opulent future where people are paid to design intricate holograms for teen showdowns

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Cranberries Up!™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Monster Rancher Episode 1, “In The Beginning”

Yu-Gi-Oh! Episode 1, “The Heart of the Cards”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Kyle Danger Henick
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - How To Keep A Mummy (w/Alison Lührs)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 09 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0800

Whenever we dip a bucket into the curséd well of anime, we want it to be something special. For this Hiatus Re-Release, we learned all about How To Keep A Mummy and the terrifying power of Mountain Justice.

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Since we’re doing Mummy Stuff, Rory thought it would be a good idea to watch a show called “How To Keep A Mummy.” As recurring best friend Alison “Has A Guest Host Punch Card” Lührs can attest, this was a bad move.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The era of the kawaii mummy is here to stay • Andy gets pulled out of the anime cage, Hannibal Lecter-style • Mountain Justice means never having to say you’re sorry, with lightning • When god gives you a box, he also gives you a smaller box, and in that box is just the stuff you were just doing

Today's Episode Sponsor: Pokemon Marriage & Divorce™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

How To Keep A Mummy - Episode 1, "White, Round, Tiny, Wimpy, And Ready"

How To Keep A Mummy - Episode 12, "Always Together"

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - King of the Hill Part II - A Long Way From Automotive

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 02 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0800

Our mini hiatus drags on, but we’re pulling another treasure of yesteryear from the garage memorabilia box, like one of those pressed leaves you keep in a book: King of the Hill! Specifically, our look at one of the show’s best episodes ever, Aisle 8A.

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Everybody belly up to the milk bar and order your giant steaming mugs of cow juice, cause we’re doing whatever the opposite of a dairy-free episode is! It’s Week Two of our King of the Hill party and we’re here to explore an intolerance far worse than lactose.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin has too much dairy and blimps up like the Willy Wonka blueberry girl • Everyone needs a “Bobby Break” every now and again • Hank shields Connie like a plague victim • Bill has a close call with the blue comb juice • There’s money in black ops military pinball

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Deep Unfortunate™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

King of the Hill - S04E05, "Aisle 8A"

King of the Hill - S04E19, "Hank’s Bad Hair Day"

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

RE-RELEASE - Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 23 Feb 2021 04:57:56 -0800

When something comes up and we can’t record, it’s comforting to rely on our dense back catalog of solid bangers. So the next few weeks will be a curated gallery of our favorite mistakes, starting with Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light. Enjoy!

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Sometimes a show comes along that unites us in our desire to utterly and completely destroy it, and this time it’s 1987’s Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light. Join Merklynn the Centrist Wizard as he foists powers upon the ruling class in return for vague favors. Chaos, naturally, ensues.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Dirty nuts, clean nuts, you know I’ve had my share • No sooner is Merklynn done with his 20 minute explanation of the show than the Spectral Knights immediately disappoint us with their poor judgement • The eternal tale of a man and his trapdoor into our hearts • The power discrepancy between heroes and villains demands a balance patch

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dad’s Old Big Box of Cables™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Visionaries Episode 1, “The Age of Magic Begins”

Visionaries Episode 2, “The Dark Hand of Treachery”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Magical Girls Part I - Hooked on Chthonics (w/Dominique Thomas)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 16 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0800

We’re no strangers to Sailor Moon, but it’s time we explored the genre it popularized. Dom “Frankenstein’s Mon*Star” Thomas joins us for a wine-and-cheese pairing of Sailor Moon and modern classic Star vs. The Forces of Evil to kick off a brand-new arc!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Dom brings his trademark blend of expertise and deep grievance • Serena’s psychosexual fantasies involve food, as expected • The TV is supposed to be Dad for 30 minutes, dammit • Dom puts the citizens of Mewni on notice • The tentacle can be boyfriend, says Disney

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Pepper Stories™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon R Episode 14 (54), “Serena Times Two”

Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 1a, “Star Comes to Earth”

Star vs. The Forces of Evil Episode 3a, “Monster Arm”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

2021: A Sealabor of Love

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 09 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0800

Some might say everything has led up to this moment, in this very year of our lord, Sealab 2021 AD. We’re taking our first dip into the Adult Swim, and the water’s just right. Should we dive right in, or should we… *bizarro* dive right in?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Have you ever wondered what would happen if television revolted against its creator? • If you listen to this episode, you are now addicted to scorpion venom • 100% of MC Chrises disliked this • Captain Murphy gets inches from the orange man’s presidential playbook • Bizarro Stormy meets his match

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Keith’s in the Dumpster Again™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sealab 2021 S1E6, “Lost In Time”

Sealab 2021 S1E9, “All That Jazz”

Sealab 2021 S2E4, “Der Dieb”

Sealab 2021 S2E7, “Bizarro”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys (w/Corey Lynn Atencio)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 02 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0800

Our Patreon voters strike back, forcing our hand to watch 1996’s Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys. With the brave assistance of Corey Lynn “River Mayor” Atencio (@BonfireBabble), we set a course for The Galaxy of Uncomfortably Hot Primates. Engage!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
4 out of 4 podcast hosts walked away from this episode with new sexual baggage • You’re about to learn a LOT about Orbitron • From the creator of all Barbie movies • We chatted about this show two weeks later and realized it was basically all a dream • a really hot dream about Nathan Simian

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Become a Seagull™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Captain Simian Episode 1, “Yes We Have No Bananas”

Captain Simian Episode 2, “Yes We Still Have No Bananas”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Corey Lynn Atencio
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Gravity Falls Part II - My Son, Joshua Patreon

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 19 Jan 2021 12:16:33 -0800

We’re Patreon-ing back to the Mystery Shack to wrap up our primer on Gravity Falls. If you missed us last week, you’re probably not giving us any money right now, which is super embarrassing for us both.

Useful Links:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays
Discord: https://discord.gg/umq7Rms
Twitter: https://twitter.com/satamtuesdays
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/satamtuesdays/

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Yes, we talk about Patreon again this week • no, it has nothing to do with our poorly received time travel novel • Anything’s legal when there’s no cops around • Tyrone is the Clone your Clone could smell like • You shut your time mouth

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Street Sprinkles™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Gravity Falls Episode 7, “Double Dipper”

Gravity Falls Episode 9, “The Time Traveler’s Pig”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Gravity Falls Part I - The Patreon Strikes Back

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 05 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0800

It’s high time we finally get around to another show that’s too good for our podcast: Gravity Falls! And with a new year’s arrival, we’ve chosen to jangle the purse with a Patreon-powered month of partially-paywalled excitement.

Useful Links:
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/satamtuesdays
Discord: https://discord.gg/umq7Rms
Twitter: https://twitter.com/satamtuesdays
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/satamtuesdays/

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin and Andy have been waiting for an excuse to talk about Homestar Runner • Crack open another issue of Gold Chains for Old Men Monthly • Dipper’s love of (B)ABBA gets exposed • Nothing perks up fist nipples like the smell of jerky • Don’t say John K three times into the mirror

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Split Pete Soup™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Gravity Falls Episode 1, “Tourist Trapped”

Gravity Falls Episode 6, “Dipper vs. Manliness”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

A Ducktales Christmas: Wendigo to the Polls

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 29 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0800

It’s still Christmas here at SMT, and to try and milk one final drop out of 2020 we’ve got a special episode of the Ducktales reboot that should hopefully jingle your heart’s bells. It is your *last* chance to submit a form to be holly and/or jolly!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Scrooge finds himself cast in The Time Traveler’s Wife • Rory and Andy come dangerously close to criticizing an Austin-acclaimed cartoon • Ah but the real question is WHEN do I see myself in five years • We missed out on the all-Nirvana soundtrack this episode deserved • We all do a Hodor

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Santa’s Kids’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Ducktales (2017) S02E06, “Last Christmas!”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Advent Calendar Part III - Party Dad’s Girl

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 22 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0800

Christmas Day is near, and we’re opening the last few chocolate-scented advent doors on our maddeningly top-secret episode picks. No spoilies, but we’ve saved our most gonzo bananas shows for last. Andy picked them, and we hold him legally responsible.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Santa • doesn’t • like • it • when • you • peek

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Boost Your Goose’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Secret Episode ?, “Secrets Secrets Are No Fun”

Secret Episode ??, “Unless You’re Telling Rory One”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Advent Calendar Part II - Billy’s Adult Best Friend

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 15 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0800

December 2020 trudges onward, so the recourse is to push our heads against the paper doors and huff a facefull of advent calendar as we pop open two more days of top-secret toons. Which Ghosts of SMT Past will haunt our evening slumber? Find out!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rules • Make • The • Game • Fun

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Star Wars: Episode X - A Dracula’s Kiss’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Secret Episode ?, “It’s a Secret”

Secret Episode ??, “AGAIN, A SECRET”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Advent Calendar Part I - Arthurian Swamp Trash

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 08 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0800

It’s beginning to look not unlike Christmas, and this month we’ve stuffed up a sackful of surprises! Our advent calendar contains two secret treats we’ve hand-plucked like sugar plums for your yuletide glee. What’s on the sleigh? Peel us off and find out:

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We can’t tell you • do you • have freaking • memento disease

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Gamer Ointment’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Secret Episode ?, “It’s a Secret”

Secret Episode ??, “A SECRET”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Interview - Kevin Altieri, Animation Director

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Fri, 04 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0800

We’ve got a little surprise! Last month we recorded a chat with Kevin Altieri, a true cartoon veteran with storyboard and directing credits ranging from Batman: The Animated Series to Ring Raiders. True tales from the ‘80s trenches, right here on SMT.

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Special Guest: Kevin Altieri
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Marvel Anime Part IV - Blade (w/Dominique Thomas)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 01 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0800

We bring the Marvel Anime adventure to a close with the tough talking, daywalking Blade. With assistance from Dom “Mime on the Go“ Thomas, we investigate the show’s merit-based fang distribution and the ever-elusive combo of Vampire/Water/Tiger.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Blade’s mom gets eaten, just like pizza • His name is Blade (His name is Eric) • Werewolves and Monsters can(?) be Vampires too • I can’t wait to get my basket weaving merit fang • Blade only learned one Anime Sword Technique but he really spams it • Dom is confronted with the greatest philosophical question of our time

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Mario Gets Caught Up On ‘The Shield’™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Blade (Anime) Episode 1, “His Name is Blade”

Blade (Anime) Episode 2, “A Night for the Living, A Mourning for the Dead”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Marvel Anime Part III - X-Men (w/Truong Nguyen)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 24 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0800

Marvel’s third victim of the Anime Serum is Professor Xavier’s gifted teen brigade, the X-Men! We needed Truong “The Gumdrop Duke” Nguyen’s mutant knowledge to help us decipher this abject madness into something resembling a podcast.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Truong smuggles fresh mangas into Andy’s prison food • Hank McCoy’s deep sea teaching assistant is stern but fair • Rory goes full Matlock defending Emma Frost • Professor X refuses to commit to an English accent

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Millionaire Draculas™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

X-Men (Anime) Episode 1, “Joining Forces”

X-Men (Anime) Episode 2, “Mutant Hunting”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Truong Nguyen
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Marvel Anime Part II - J. Logan Wolverine, the Long Anime Teen

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 17 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0800

This week’s fresh delivery of 2011 Marvel anime is Wolverine, and it’s really good actually, but please note: we recorded this episode back when we were still glued to electoral maps, so we’re sorry if it’s full of manic existential anxiety.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We fall in love with spy with a heart of gold • Wolverine is duped into a duel using wooden swords, instead of the 6 real swords he hides in his sexy hands • We very narrowly escape becoming Andy and Rory’s Parayste Podcast • Throw Logan from the Train

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Lil’ Draculas of America™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Wolverine (Anime) Episode 1, “Mariko”

Wolverine (Anime) Episode 2, “Yukio”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Marvel Anime Part I - Iron Man (w/Shane Smith)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 10 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0800

While we’re celebrating the launch of our new podcast (The Infinite Backlog!) with Shane “Dangerous Pancake” Smith, we brought him aboard the SMT Express for an aptly timed tour of the Great Marvel Anime Experiment, starting with 2010’s Iron Man.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
When you turn 16 the Japanese government gives you a Gundam • When you enter Japan’s airspace you are legally anime • Tony Stark’s barely hidden sociopathy is worrisome • Iron man and the Prime Minister of Japan are the new Odd Couple • You won’t believe the new Stark Industries chemotherapy plan

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Kevin Attachment™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Iron Man (Anime) Episode 1, “Japan: Enter Iron Man”

Iron Man (Anime) Episode 2, “Going Nuclear”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced Out Teens Part V - One Last Blast (w/Patrick Stagaman)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Fri, 06 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0800

Our time out in space with a handful of teens must sadly return to Earth, but not before giving Galaxy High the sendoff it deserves. Joined by SMT’s Eastern Seaboard CEO Patrick “Prune Tycoon” Stagaman, we’re brain-blasting at the speed of light.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Defund Sting *and* the Police • It’s the Reginald Unicycle show, featuring PUNK MCTHRUSTERS • Pour one out for The Creep • Don’t let a spaceman ply his back-alley mind potions • It’s all fun and games until your chocolates become people who become cupcake

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Guy Fieri’s Secret Meat™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Galaxy High Episode 7, “Dollars and Sense”

Galaxy High Episode 9, “The Brain Blaster”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Patrick Stagaman
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

New Podcast?! ALSO - Please Vote!

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 03 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0800

We have a new podcast, and it’s live NOW! It’s called The Infinite Backlog, and our extremely misguided mission is to read Marvel Comics from the very beginning. Hey, also, if you haven’t already…please vote!?

Social Media: Twitter, Instagram, Facebook

Patreon: Support our podcasts!

Website: www.theinfinitebacklog.com

Discord: Join our SMT Podcasts discord!

Teen Wolf - A Horny, Hairy Halloween

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Sat, 31 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0700

OH BOY do we have a spooktastic surprise for you today—Austin got a REAL LIVE WOLFMAN* to guest star on the podcast for the extremely real Teen Wolf cartoon. By the end you’ll be HOWLING with laughter!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Teen Wolf Episode 1, “Teen Wolf’s Family Secret”

Teen Wolf Episode 2, “Grandpa’s in the Doghouse”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced Out Teens Part IV - The Root Beer Butler (w/Nathan Cox)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 27 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0700

Nathan "Sex Candles" Cox joins us for another adventure in disappointment with our Beverly Hills Teens replacement, Maxie’s World. But if you’re missing those rich monsters already, we’ve got good(?) news that comes with a side of squid rings.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Maxie and her distractingly hot boytoy almost ice a dog on the beach • Teen hunk does a confusing fart • A unicycle centaur is exactly what we needed • Bread is at once both cooked and uncooked, discuss • We have *updates* about the Tube Family

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Slime Golf™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Maxie’s World Episode 1, “Date Expectations”

Maxie’s World Episode 24, “Beach Blanket Battle”

Galaxy High Episode 8, “Beach Blanket Blow-Up”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - TigerSharks

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 20 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0700

Patrons voted, and we’ve returned with the bounty of their dark harvest: 1987’s TigerSharks, the most diminished return from House Thundercats with one shining exception: Dragonstein, the dragon frankenstein. This will be the rest of the episode.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
If the whole point of your superpower was to be fish, guess how many were mammals • ‘The Comic Strip’ was bad and someone needed to say it • Everyone loves this cool buzzsaw jetski • There’s kind of a team magma/team aqua vibe to these villains • The ship does a wiggle to win

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Teen Beef™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

TigerSharks Episode 1, “Voyage to Water-o”

TigerSharks Episode 2, “SARK to the Rescue”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced-Out Teens Part III - Tallstyles of the Rich & Famous (w/Todd & Alison)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 13 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0700

We’re thrilled to keep this Teen Spaceship blasting forward with SMT’s very first self-kissing podcast guests, Todd & Alison! Never mind the visit from notorious auditory villain, Zoltrax, or the escaped rock ‘n’ roll gorilla prince who stole our hearts.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The boys are confronted with their incompatibility as a throuple • The Italian circus brothers shouldn’t run a circus • Every circus has a self destruct button, right? • All monarchies should be determined by car race • Should we censor when the sandwich sh*ts out another sandwich??

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Practice Teeth™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Beverly Hills Teens Episode 49, “Rampage”

Galaxy High Episode 3, “The Beef Who Would Be King”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guests: Alison Lührs and Todd Durboraw
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced Out Teens Part II - The Incredible Guacamole Engine (w/Kyle Danger Henick)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 06 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0700

We all recall our first teen jobs, when a space devil orders 100 pizzas for the planet Tingler and your boss kisses your lips and says to not disappoint the pizza. Thankfully Kyle “Mouse President” Henick can deliver the goods for these #SpacedOutTeens.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Kyle gives Austin the Yes, And that he’s always craved • Old Man Smoke gets his nasty powder in our lungs • A box for maps has never been more hilarious • The Teens of Beverly engage in a high stakes death race… “for charity” • It’s totally fine to show a handjob on television if you pretend it’s a relay race.

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Corn For Men™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Beverly Hills Teens Episode 30, “Death Valley 500”

Galaxy High Episode 2, “Pizza’s Honor”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Spaced-Out Teens Part I - Prince of Clams (w/Amalia Larson)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 29 Sep 2020 05:00:00 -0700

As the world’s foremost authorities on curated Teen Experiences™, we’ve reunited with special guest Amalia “Baguette About It” Larson to blast off into Galaxy High and returning fave(?) Beverly Hills Teens for a brand new arc that the kids are WILD for.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s a Venetian Prince’s orgy clambake, bring your own mignonette • Austin seems to have worn us down vis a vis the arc title • How does Rory not know The Killers • The Creep croons his way around our necks • Show us your birth certificate, Billy Bigdipper • The space mall’s skin tone machine makes us *real* nervous

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Horny Baseball™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Beverly Hills Teens Episode 5, “Robot Romance”

Galaxy High Episode 1, “Welcome to Galaxy High”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Special - Lazer Tag Academy (w/Rashawn Nadine Scott) (and introducing Ray Lazer)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 22 Sep 2020 05:00:00 -0700

Imagine another time — the year 3000, a “perfect” world with wizard guns and no crime. That’s the reality of 1986’s Lazer Tag Academy, and our special guest Rashawn Nadine Scott helps us really blast it into oblivion.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
You’ll love our Fiddler spinoff starring Lazer Minnelli • Future humans made all lions their bitch • A villain who wants to erase history belligerently sees no problem with that • Let’s not admit Jeren is a terrible name • We give no slack to Tom’s choice of rubbie duckie quips • The Jerens literally choose to fight for the confederacy(??)

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Andy Definitely Has Gold Hidden In His Basement™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Lazer Tag Academy Episode 1, “The Beginning”

Lazer Tag Academy Episode 2, “Skugg Duggery”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Samurai Jack Part III - The Jack of the Edmund Fitzsamurai

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 15 Sep 2020 05:00:00 -0700

We’re coming at you with the final episodes of Austin’s Samurai Jack flights of fancy, and it’s never been a better time to bone up on your favorite songs about big-lake sailing accidents.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Come to the hill Austin has chosen to die on and get one of Melissa Etheridge’s Betheridges • The Terrible Teeth of Portal Morpheus will chew the red pill AND the hand it sits on • Turns out, feelings HELP you murder • A former assassin bot faces his(?) worst enemy -- excessive steam • Heads up, an imaginary dog might theoretically not be doing so hot, it’s off-screen but it’s not great

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Nasty Sophie’s Leftovers™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Samurai Jack Episode XXXII, “Jack and the Traveling Creatures”

Samurai Jack Episode L, “Tale of X-49”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Samurai Jack Part II - Ten Thick Chips from the Mountain

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 08 Sep 2020 05:00:00 -0700

It’s a banner week for Austin -- not only are we watching his favorite Samurai Jack episode, it also marks the maiden voyage of Andy and Rory’s sci-fi Innerspace adventure through his digestive tract. Their exit strategy WILL surprise you!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin’s forced to explain the Niles Frasier posters on the inside of his brain • And lo did Guacamoses part the Green Sea • The cuter the monkey, the weaker the punishment • The production team learns how to appeal to Emmy voters

Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Hot Crayon Drawing of Yogi Bear™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Samurai Jack Episode XIV, “Jack Learns to Jump Good”

Samurai Jack Episode XXV, “Jack and the Spartans”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Samurai Jack Part I - The Wire Is Absolutely Anime

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 01 Sep 2020 05:00:00 -0700

The wind through the cherry trees is blowing up our gi, lifting them to reveal our tight samurai bods given to us by our tight samurai father. We also inherited his blood feud with conniving time genie Aku, and look out, folks: it’s Samurai Jack O’clock.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin finally puts his sensitive hide on the line for a show he likes • It’s a beautiful day for carnage • Jack earns some fans with early aughts slang inclinations • Dog heavy machinery is surprisingly intuitive • The triumphant return of Jeff Style’s very good tapes

Today’s Episode Sponsor: We’re Selling Andy’s Sonic Comics as Punishment™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Samurai Jack Episode I, “Part I: The Beginning”

Samurai Jack Episode II, “Part II: The Samurai Called Jack”

Samurai Jack Episode III, “Part III: The First Fight”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Pole Position, or The Cave of Rory Riddlemouth

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 25 Aug 2020 05:00:00 -0700

Before the Big Bang created a universe of Bazingas, Sheldonfather Chuck Lorre wrote for a short-lived cartoon called Pole Position. How badly will a family of stunt drivers neglect their attention-starved baby sister and her dog-monkey? Buckle up!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We’ve Greeked it again • The ol’ “Triple Agent” gambit really eats shit in this one • Tess and Greg Dumont get freaky at the stoplight • You can’t apply to become general • They drew the wrong old white doctor

Today’s Episode Sponsor: McDonald’s Adult PlayPlaces™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Pole Position Episode 1, “The Code”

Pole Position Episode 2, “The Canine Vanishes”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Summer of Cats Part IV - Thundercats and Garfield & Friends

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 18 Aug 2020 05:00:00 -0700

We’ve saved the pick of the litter for last with our long-awaited viewing of Garfield and his best friends the Thundercats. Will America’s nastiest lasagna cat claim the top spot over Lion-O’s “really out there” groin?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
A deeply sexual horse is ready to stud • Dark Garfield claws his way out of hell to play some Seinfeld slap bass • This week, ‘WAP’ stands for Webs and Pussycats • The Dougie, a forbidden secular fruit • Grundlecats, Ho!

Today’s Episode Sponsor: TikTok Bible Stories™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Garfield & Friends S2E14c, “Cactus Jake Rides Again”

Garfield & Friends S3E5c, “How the West Was Lost”

Thundercats Episode 34, “Queen of 8 Legs”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

The Worst Show We’ve Ever Seen (Summer of Cats Part III)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 11 Aug 2020 05:00:00 -0700

It finally happened: we watched a show so bad that even *we* couldn’t stomach it. And the biggest twist? The bad one isn’t the one called “All-Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku” -- that one’s actually kinda legit.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Do you like shit jokes? Sinbad does • Maybe turning ‘Gamer Culture’ into entertainment was bad, actually • Andy works out his yowling cat frustration live on air • We’re jumping into the exciting world of anime dub jazz reharmonizations

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Exclude the Trees™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Slacker Cats Episode 1, “Mexico”

All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku OVA Episode 1

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Summer of Cats Part II - Doraemon, Sagwa & Cool Car Cats

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 04 Aug 2020 08:05:55 -0700

Look what the Summer of Cats dragged in -- three more stinky rats! It’s a week for the kittens as we paw over Doraemon, Sagwa, and The Hot Rod Dogs & Cool Car Cats. Which one will we choose to adopt? Better not be the weathered street bones of a dog car!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Even cats are shackled to the chains of capitalism in Sagwa • Doraemon decides to fuck around and shatter the fabric of time • Be careful which cockney dog car you piss off inside a living sandcrawler • Car farts are funny and we love to watch the fart cars tootin’ and smoochin’

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Monkey Trunk™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Doraemon: Gadget Cat from the Future Episode 1, “All the Way from the Future World”

Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat Episode 1, “How Sagwa Got Her Colors”

The Hot Rod Dog and Cool Car Cats Episode 1

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Summer of Cats Part I - Swat Kats & Samurai Pizza Cats

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 28 Jul 2020 05:00:00 -0700

Mee-ow! The dog days are over and the Summer of Cats is here! Nine lives, nine shows, and four weeks of cat-toons starting with the trashiest: SWAT Kats and Samurai Pizza Cats. Will they win us over or are we too infected with toxoplasmosis to care?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin brings what appears to be some prepared material • Morbulus is one eye and a doctorate short of perfection • Dr. Viper’s aftermarket snake mods • Samurai Pizza Cats is blowing up with people

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Manga by the Foot™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron Episode 2, “The Giant Bacteria”

Samurai Pizza Cats Episode 35, “Youth Is for Exploding”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Patreon Poll Special - Clone High (w/Alison Lührs)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 21 Jul 2020 05:00:00 -0700

Dust off your vials of old-timey DNA and laugh along with Alison “Bees of the Southern Wild” Lührs’ favorite cartoon, Clone High! That’s right, we watched the recently renewed CLONE HIGH and have appropriately tempered our expectations.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin laps at a log for morsels like the Point Anteater he is • We’re willing to let Rory dislike the show, so long as he never tells us or anyone • We know this is an audio podcast, but trust us, we all did synchronized cabbage patches • We’re dying to know more about Dreidelstein and King Kwanzaa

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Norman and the Horse™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Clone High Episode 2, “Election Blu-Galoo”

Clone High Episode 11, “Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Hey Arnold! Part III - A Chronic Case Of Smoothie Sweats

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 14 Jul 2020 05:00:00 -0700

Dang! On our final week of Hey Arnold!, Andrew turned into a little dog 🐶 and he’s a real howl-full. Can Austin and Rory teach him to piss 💦 only when it’s convenient? These final episodes certainly taught us how to cry! 😭😭😭

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin decides to position himself as “devil’s advocate,” or as Andy likes to say, “a war criminal” • Helga’s parents try to bully her into lying to her therapist. Wait, are these supposed to be funny? • I’d like to learn more about magic tantric spells • Arnold’s angel dad “Well Actually”s a stranger about a cloud • A child going to ‘pweschool’ shouldn’t set off this many red flags

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dog Wine™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Hey Arnold! S4E16, “Helga on the Couch”

Hey Arnold! S5E6, “Parents Day”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Hey Arnold! Part II - Bartletts Both Real and Fictional

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 07 Jul 2020 05:00:00 -0700

We’re following in Hey Arnold’s footsteps with a series of holiday specials on the wrong dang holiday! It’s not Independence Day without turkey, potatoes, and Nazi-fighting chicken-ham supermeat.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
All shows are just Full House with more or less people • Hey Arnold! is secretly part of the Uncle Chuckiverse • You could technically classify frowny faces as a hate symbol • Arnold totally brews his own IPAs • Rory ships Phoebe just living a happy and successful life away from all this nonsense

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Bachelor King™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Hey Arnold! S4E15, “Veterans Day”

Hey Arnold! S3E14, “Arnold’s Thanksgiving”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Hey Arnold! Part I - Hey Andrew!

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 30 Jun 2020 05:00:00 -0700

Hey y’all, Andy here, and I’ve got a day pass from anime prison to visit my best friend Arnold. Did you know his last name is Shortman? Because I know that, and I need you to know that I know that.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It turns out it’s not spelled like Big! Lots • We pitch a more somber and adult spinoff named “Hello, Arnold.” • Some poor kid still smells like moldy burrito • You just can’t find love at a cheese festival • A $500 keyboard makes Arnold into some kind of piano sex god • Pigeon Man predicted 2020 and fucked off to live in his birds-only clubhouse

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Forbidden Fruit Snack™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Hey Arnold! S2E4a, “Longest Monday”

Hey Arnold! S1E7a, “Operation Ruthless”

Hey Arnold! S1E15a, “Spelling Bee”

Hey Arnold! S1E15b, “Pigeon Man”

The Hosts: Andrew Eric Davison, Austin Bridges, Rory Voie
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison

Sailor Moon R Part VI - Poseidon’s Big Book of Ocean Rules

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 23 Jun 2020 05:00:00 -0700

We’ve climbed to the tippy top of the mighty Doom Tree and sampled its rare fruits, just in time for our thrilling conclusion to Sailor Moon R. Is Moonlight Knight’s reveal ultimately disappointing? Yes!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Our speedboat isn’t a money pit, MOM • Ann and Alan are bonded at the root • Move over, Jesus, it’s Poseidon’s time now • Ann completely ruins Alan’s hot cocoa cover story • Alan has a special room for his recreational space botanicals • It’s clearly weed

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Truckstop Butterscotch™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon Episode 52, “Secret Garden”

Sailor Moon Episode 53, “Treed”

The Boys: “Spiro T.” Andrew (Eric Davison) (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part V - The Bee That Won’t Listen (w/Charlotte Hollingsworth)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 16 Jun 2020 05:00:00 -0700

We’re competing in a family-jug-band-centric reality competition with First-Chair Concert Jug Charlotte “4 Legs But The Legs Have Hands Not Feet“ Hollingsworth. While we’re there, let’s watch some Sailor Moon R about a nasty bee.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Amy can’t let Computer School get in the way of stardom • The talent is on full display • Darien ditches his college Hamlet cast to play make-pretend with his middle school friends • Charlotte reconciles with the mistake of “just being tall” • Again, there’s a naughty bee that won’t listen

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Frankenstein, But He’s Hot™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon Episode 50, “Mirror, Mirror on the Wall”

Sailor Moon Episode 51, “Detention Doldrums”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Charlotte Hollingsworth (Oakland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part IV - Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Moon (w/Alison Lührs)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 09 Jun 2020 05:00:00 -0700

We’re joined on the first day of band class with fellow student Alison “Xbox Pasta Pass” Lührs for an expert’s opinion on Week IV of Sailor Moon R! Get ready for “squid costumes” and the Xxplosive rise of Andy’s beatbox career.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
First theme isn’t always best theme • Raye has a legion of fans ready to get stepped on • Concert naps are super normal • Sex flute riot • For some reason North America had trouble identifying a hot dog

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dr. Starwörs, MD™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon Episode 48, “Raye's Day in the Spotlight”

Sailor Moon Episode 49, “Food Fetish”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Patreon Poll Special - Jem (w/Amalia Larson)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 02 Jun 2020 13:33:47 -0700

We were selected to be special guests at Minnesota’s premiere vaping convention, CloudCon 2020! Please enjoy keynote speaker, Amalia “Jazz Police“ Larson, as she joins our hazy recollection of 1985’s Jem at the request of our fabulous Patrons.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The clouds you make are the ones you take • Jem screlts a high A and Amalia is NOT havin it • You gotta watch out for floods and also canyon murder • Everyone, Look At My Starving Child Prop • Let’s learn about the backend for record sales

Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Phantom of the Opera Alarm Clock from the 90s™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Jem Season 1 Episode 9, “The World Hunger Shindig”

Jem Season 2 Episode 4, “One Jem Too Many”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part III - Not Your Ordinary Bubbles (w/Nathan Cox)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 26 May 2020 05:00:00 -0700

Get your floaties and sail down Moon River because it's Week 3 of Sailor Moon R and we’re as full of joy as Dunsmore is...you know. Special guest Nathan “Autocorrects to Bathtub” Cox splashes out tub wisdom for his maiden voyage in the Mooniverse.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We’re Sorry About Dunsmore • Andy reveals his devastating Salsa Thrush • Rory is DEFINITELY in Anime Trouble this week • We’ve been denied the Piss Scene and we’re upset • Turns out you can just straight up put John Travolta in anime, they crunched the numbers and it works

Today’s Episode Sponsor: My Best Friend’s Banana™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon Episode 46, “Kindergarten Chaos”

Sailor Moon Episode 47, “Much Ado About Babysitting”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part II - Cutie Prune Rod (w/Shane Smith)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 19 May 2020 05:00:00 -0700

Look alive, campers, it’s time for our weekly Sailor Moon activities! Guest camp counselor Shane “The Andalite Chronicles” Smith is here to help us make good anime camp memories while our parents finally get a break from the noise.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Shane finally confesses his barbershop crimes • Melvin doesn’t need any more sack time thank you very much • DiC’s deep, deep milkshake continuity is inspiring • 90s television just tryna make sure kids are regular • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 20XX and counting

Today’s Episode Sponsor: An Old Fire Hose™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon Episode 44, “VR Madness”

Sailor Moon Episode 45, “Cherry Blossom Time”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sailor Moon R Part I - Fruit of the Doom

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 12 May 2020 05:00:00 -0700

Try how we might, we just couldn’t keep away. We’re back on that good Sailor Moon, sweet babies, so get ready for a six-week blowout featuring a killer lineup of guests and all the Melvin clip drops you can dream of.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The Brotherhood of the Rory grants incredible power • Alan and Ann are a special type of Space-French • Serena knows what she’s hunting for at the mall • Royalty-free country music really kills the sexy teen vibe • The Moonlight Knight is 100% tuxedo free

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon Episode 41, “The Return of Sailor Moon”

Sailor Moon Episode 42, “So You Want to Be in Pictures”

Sailor Moon Episode 43, “A Knight to Remember”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Interview - Jeff Kline, The Man Behind Jackie Chan Adventures

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Thu, 07 May 2020 05:00:00 -0700

It turns out we have One More Thing! Jeff Kline, executive producer for Jackie Chan Adventures, calls the Tuesday Emergency Telephone Line to drop all the hottest gossip about the world’s most elusive punch doctor, Jackford Chan.

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Special Guest: Jeff Kline
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jackie Chan Adventures Part IV - Timothée Chalamet’s Lasér Tiger (w/Alison Lührs)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 05 May 2020 05:00:00 -0700

Parting is such sweet sorrow. Alison “Miniature Donkey Talk“ Lührs helps us bid farewell to our highly successful Jackie Chan Adventures arc, but not before an exhaustive play-by-play on this weird man’s strategic pie consumption.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
This sale at Sur La Table is important to exactly two people • Evil Jackie Chan is a F-ing rockstar • Some contests are worth going elbow-deep for • Shendu makes the ‘Orbs 50 under 50 Ft. list • Don’t make me carry bazookas for no reason, Uncle • Conveniently leave all the talismans in Hong Kong so there’s still a show next season

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Boyfriend Sauce™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 12, “The Tiger and the Pussycat”

Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 13, “Day of the Dragon”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jackie Chan Adventures Part III - Big President Mountain (w/Dominique Thomas)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 28 Apr 2020 05:00:00 -0700

The Jackie Chan Adventures train thunders down the track for our third episode, featuring the return of special guest Dominique “Gravel Candy“ Thomas with One More Thing to tell us about anime fighting.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The XFL disappoints us again, even in death • Valmont continues the evil tradition of kick fighting • We finally fed Dom a good show and in return he might actually tell other people about our podcast • Leave it to the Bavarians to use a fireball talisman for making chocolate • Jade and Uncle do a tasteful hip-hop • Jackie Chan’s favorite color is white, which everybody knows isn’t even a color

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Jeephems Miktoans™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 9, “The Rock”

Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 11, “The Dog and Piggy Show”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jackie Chan Adventures Part II - The Seven Shards of Ira Glass (w/David Lloyd)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 21 Apr 2020 05:00:00 -0700

Jackie Chan superfan David “Swamp Cabbage” Lloyd joins us in the remote studio to help us hunt down Shendu’s spooky octagons. But first, can we make Ira Glass whole once more?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We piss off some conservative clowns (and no, NOT the ones in CONGRESS) • Little kids and ancient dragons agree, MelvinWorld is dope • Jackie’s developed the Curse of the Birbiglia • Never forget the many crimes of Turbo Troll • All Gnomecops Are Bastards • The Goons full blown get murderous this week

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dangerous Cakes™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 6, “Project A, For Astral”

Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 8, “Tough Break”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Jackie Chan Adventures Part I - Mr. Wartortle Goes to Washington

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 14 Apr 2020 05:00:00 -0700

After a deep slog through the trash swamp, it’s thrilling to reach dry land with Jackie Chan Adventures. We’re beginning a new arc that’s all Jackie, all the time, as he fights the mob with his dope fictional family.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s party time in the Jersey garage • Jade’s precociousness is surprisingly palatable • No mobster wants to kill real, actual Jackie Chan • Chinese Medicine Soup? More like Chinese TALISMAN soup • We’re not big fans of all the statue-shaming about Shendu • You kiss your Wartortle with that mouth?

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Revenge Chocolate™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 1, “The Dark Hand”

Jackie Chan Adventures Episode 2, “The Power Within”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Patreon Poll Special - Dungeons & Dragons

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 07 Apr 2020 13:30:08 -0700

Our Patrons have once again taken the reins and steered our podcast horses back to Dungeons & Dragons, a TV show about a carnival ride about a game that, according to Pastor Steve, forged my unbreakable bond with Satan.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory’s highest concept yet might run us afoul of Drew Carey • The Adventures of Melba Toast Man • Eric is a Difficult Person • Bogbeast? Horny teen? There’s an ancient prophecy for that • The magic hat is even more precocious than the already chaotic-neutral Dungeon Master • Apparently there’s like tons of children born of Stargazer ilk, making prophecies everywhere just steamed

Today’s Episode Sponsor: (Council of) Council of Dads (A Council of Dads Fancast)™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Dungeons & Dragons Episode 6, “Beauty and the Bogbeast”

Dungeons & Dragons Episode 21, “Child of the Stargazer”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Council of Council of Dads: A Council of Dads Fancast

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 01 Apr 2020 11:00:00 -0700

Spring is a time of joyous rebirth. The Childish Podbaby Saturday Morning Tuesdays is gone, and now we proudly present our adult Podfather about NBC’s hit new drama, Council of Dads. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll dad your pants.

March Madness Champion: Hulk Hogan(‘s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 31 Mar 2020 05:00:00 -0700

You can’t do a March Madness bracket without choosing a winner, so we gave the fifth week of March to our triumphant toon of choice: Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling. Will two new episodes with the Hulkster live up to his infamous horse adventure?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The 19 Skeletons of Doctor Covid • Junkyard Dog has terraformed the perfect nest for his clutch of Junkyard Eggs • Wrestle to the death for the enjoyment of Roman Emperor Rory • It turns out you can just rip off Ghostbusters all you want • The monster version of Andre the Giant is just Andre the Giant • let’s go to the wrap-up

Today’s Episode Sponsor: A Clown With Two Boats™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling S2E10a, “Junkyard Dog's Junkyard Dog”

Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling S2E11, “Ghost Wrestlers”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

March Madness Round Four - Speed Racer

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 24 Mar 2020 05:00:00 -0700

Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer: the fast drivin’, fast talkin’ ‘60s anime dreamboat. Racing is a sport too, jocks, even if Speed still spends most of his time karate-chopping gangsters and expressing loud gasps.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Leave an adult tooth under your memory foam pillow for Father Themes • One of these “quirks” is not like the others • Please, ‘Mr. Racer’ was my father • Nothing good ever happens in a volcano lair • “Car Wrestling” is exactly like people wrestling, but the cars are the people wrestling

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Chump Salad™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Speed Racer Episode 44, “Race the Laser Tank”

Speed Racer Episode 45, “The Great Car Wrestling Match”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

March Madness Round Three - Mighty Ducks / Eyeshield 21

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 17 Mar 2020 05:00:00 -0700

We had to get a sports anime in the March Madness lineup, so enjoy American Football drama Eyeshield 21, complete with guns and vampire elves. Then we hit the ice with Disney’s Mighty Ducks, which is, of course, about hockey monsters from space.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
A hockey team manager returns us to the Disney School of Contract Law • Space Hockey is like regular hockey, but you get to kill for sport • It’s extremely cathartic to see a football team relegated to “anime club” levels on the high school food chain • Austin waggles a pinkie toe into the waters of the Anime Dungeon and likes how it feels • Andy wishes he could BE anime

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Sexual Home Improvement™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Mighty Ducks Episode 20, “Mad Quacks: Beyond Hockeydome”

Eyeshield 21 Episode 1, “The Man with the Lightning Legs”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

March Madness Round Two - Sport Billy / Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 10 Mar 2020 05:00:00 -0700

Suit up for Round Two of our March Madness arc! We wistfully recall those classic sports plotlines you all know and love, like saving King Arthur from a soccer-hating witch, or having a horse show up at your apartment.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Sport Billy would rather elevate a dog to knighthood than acknowledge a woman • Don’t bother getting excited about a juicy Sir Gawain cameo • Hulksters and horses don’t mix • Junkyard Fries are a treat to be savored • Andre the Giant is serious about oral hygiene

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Captain Sully Simulator™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sport Billy Episode 1, “Joust in Time”

Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling Episode 2, “The Four-Legged Pickpocket”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

March Madness Round One - ProStars (w/Dave Rappoccio)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 03 Mar 2020 05:00:00 -0800

When it’s March Madness season, there’s only one course of action: vaguely sports-adjacent cartoons! To kick off Round One, we’ve enlisted sports cartoonist Dave “Highway Baby“ Rappoccio for an expert opinion on the dunktastic voyage of 1991’s ProStars (It’s All About Helpin’ Kids).

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Wayne Gretzky has all the personality of a walking hockey puck • A beleaguered writer’s room scrambles to make a floating basketball look like a cool weapon • Your dad left because you’re not good at sports • What is “a cartoon you wouldn’t expect to have harmful Jewish stereotypes,” Alex • Bo Jackson can grow and shrink to fill any room he occupies like a gas

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Tennessee Turtle™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

ProStars Episode 1, “The Slugger Returns”

ProStars Episode 2, “Short John’s Revenge”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Dave Rappoccio (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Patreon Poll Special - DuckTales

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 25 Feb 2020 05:00:00 -0800

The votes are in, and the winner of our first Patreon poll goes to nostalgic 80s darling DuckTales, starring Walt Disney self-insert OC Scrooge McDuck. (If you, too, want to dictate what cartoons we watch, all you gotta do is help us fill our very own money bin)

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin tries to use our podcast to launch his Broadway career • Barbara Walters impressions are still lame in 2020 • A moratorium on crows with hats • Stinky Uncle Catfish revives our old nemesis, contract law • Elephants are the world’s most untapped labor force

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Ken Doll But With Realistic Parts™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

DuckTales Episode 6, “Send in the Clones”

DuckTales Episode 61, “Once Upon A Dime”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Daria (w/Amalia Larson)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 18 Feb 2020 05:00:00 -0800

We’re joined in the studio once again by Amalia “Soap Toes” Larson to examine MTV’s patron saint of Generation X, Daria. So crank up the grunge, slam a pog, shred your denim, and remember those who bravely fought in the Boomer Uprising of ‘97.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Men really ought to add some entertainment features ~down there~ • The Vengaboys are coming to claim your bananas • Justice for Quinn Morgendorfer • The best days end with a bonus sock • If your teen has low self-esteem, you probably haven’t yelled at them enough

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The 2020 Alvin and the Chipmunks Convention™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Daria Episode 1, “Esteemsters”

Daria Episode 2, “The Invitation”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Greeced Frightening Part II - The Ballad of Plum Boy

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 11 Feb 2020 05:00:00 -0800

As punishment from the gods for our hubris, we’re cursed with a second week of ancient Greek nonsense in the form of Class of the Titans (2005) and Mythic Warriors: Guardians of the Legend (1998). Hear us roll the boulder up the hill and maybe this time, fingers crossed, it’ll stay at the top.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Much like the Wet Sagging trend, everything is damp, confusing, and kinda hot • Hercules hates poison • More like Jerkules • The Greek gods use the classic “your kids sure are teen astronauts now” defense • A monster with legs that are two snakes is a real box-checker for us

Today’s Episode Sponsor: The Whisper Bag™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Mythic Warriors: Guardians of the Legend Season 2, Episode 4, “Hercules and the Golden Apples”

Class of the Titans Episode 1, “Chaos 101”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Greeced Frightening Part I - Bummer’s Odyssey

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 04 Feb 2020 05:00:00 -0800

We’ve made some bad decisions in the past, but they pale in comparison to our choice to watch Ulysses 31 and Spartakus & the Sun Beneath the Sea as an ongoing arc. How much joke potential lies in Greek myth cartoons? Well, accept this free big wood horse as a gift and find out!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We’ve hit a new basement on watchable content and we don’t have an escape plan • Chicken Bone Andy has no mouth and must scream • Uleesees has the rootinest tootinest bangs in the galaxy • Spartakus consistently takes all the fun out of doing drugs • The foppish judges are kinda fun though

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Trumpet Berries™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Ulysses 31 Episode 1, “Vengeance of the Gods”

Spartakus and the Sun Beneath the Sea Episode 2, “Living Crystal”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 28 Jan 2020 05:00:00 -0800

Sometimes a show comes along that unites us in our desire to utterly and completely destroy it, and this time it’s 1987’s Visionaries: Knights of the Magical Light. Join Merklynn the Centrist Wizard as he foists powers upon the ruling class in return for vague favors. Chaos, naturally, ensues.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Dirty nuts, clean nuts, you know I’ve had my share • No sooner is Merklynn done with his 20 minute explanation of the show than the Spectral Knights immediately disappoint us with their poor judgement • The eternal tale of a man and his trapdoor into our hearts • The power discrepancy between heroes and villains demands a balance patch

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Dad’s Old Big Box of Cables™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Visionaries Episode 1, “The Age of Magic Begins”

Visionaries Episode 2, “The Dark Hand of Treachery”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

PokéClones Part IV - Behind Blue Eyes, White Dragon (w/Kyle Danger Henick)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 21 Jan 2020 05:00:00 -0800

Only two shows stand between us and our goal of becoming PokéClone masters: Monster Rancher and Yu-Gi-Oh! With the help of Kyle “The Cliff Racer from Morrowind” Henick, we unlock our disks and trust the heart of the cards, even if it eventually destroys us. Let’s d-d-d-d-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Young Genki learns to raid his parents’ CD library for Huey Lewis unlockables • The PokeRap doesn’t belong in the middle of a show • It’s anyone’s guess why the Teen CEO needs to be in school • Grandpa has a hard time with the 4DX theater experience • Yugi Moto lives in an opulent future where people are paid to design intricate holograms for teen showdowns

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Cranberries Up!™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Monster Rancher Episode 1, “In The Beginning”

Yu-Gi-Oh! Episode 1, “The Heart of the Cards”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Fabulous Guest: Kyle Danger Henick (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

PokéClones Part III - The Passion of the Long Boys

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 14 Jan 2020 05:00:00 -0800

Our hunt to catch all the PokéClones continues with the regrettable localization of Cardcaptor Sakura and the deeply problematic “Human Pokémon” of Zatch Bell. The anime dungeon seals are broken, and the Dawn of the Long Boys has begun.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy opens his goat mouth to scream an anime curse • Everyone has full crushes on Julian, the boy of unsurpassed length • Sakura definitely cannot catch all the Clow cards in just her jammies • Whose job was it to animate briefs onto Gash’s jeepers • Skateboarding incels are slightly more fun?

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Jake Gyllenhaal-Bot, Channel Five™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Cardcaptors Episode 1, “One Fateful Day”

Zatch Bell Episode 1, “The Lightning Boy From Another World”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

PokéClones Part II - Bakugan in 60 Seconds

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 07 Jan 2020 05:00:00 -0800

This week we’re exploring the first wave of PokéClones with Bakugan, Dinosaur King, Fighting Foodons, and Beyblade. Four shows with varying quality of catchable monsters, yet strangely consistent on slammable dads and the soft foods they crave.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rad Danny Japan and the Marbles of Destiny • Anyway, here’s Wonderwall • Spike Taylor blows in twice a year to knock his wife’s socks off • We’d like to arrest a computer for being too boy-horny • Honestly who cares about the family sword-dragon when there’s tops to rip

THIS WEEK'S MOVIE

Bakugan Battle Brawlers Episode 1, “Bakugan: The Battle Begins”

Dinosaur King Episode 1, “Prehistory in the Making”

Fighting Foodons Episode 1, “Rice to Meet You”

Beyblade Episode 1, “The Blade Raider”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

PokéClones Part I - Patreon, I Choose You!

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 31 Dec 2019 05:00:00 -0800

It’s our Season 4 Premiere! We’ve started a new arc about the most capitalist cartoons known to man, and so we think it’s fitting to also shamelessly promote our new Patreon. Fact: Pikachu is a patron of ours, and he LOVES our bonus content

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Gary and his cheerleader squad begin a boy’s journey of deep emasculation • Ash’s Mom and Professor Oak are definitely playing Hide the Diglett • Austin’s already feeling the Capitalist’s Itch • Officer Jenny’s clone hegemony makes Rory uncomfortable • Pikachu gets real surgery and almost dies and gets a funny battery instead of medicine

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Jello Fellows™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Pokémon Episode 1, “Pokémon, I Choose You!”

Pokémon Episode 2, “Pokémon Emergency!”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Klaus - A Saturday Morning Tuesdays Movie Night

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 17 Dec 2019 05:00:00 -0800

As our third season draws to a close, and Father Winter slinks down your domestic smokehole to deliver his damp secrets, we thought it’d be fun to watch an honest-to-goodness movie on the pod: the all-new, all-Netflix Santa origin tale, Klaus!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
This is a Joan Cusack podcast and Andys don’t get a vote • Santa finally chops the Chekhov’s Wood by the end of the movie • Kids famously hate the mail • and Spielbergs hate the Internet • Learn the value of a dollar and a woman’s love

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Danny DeVito and the Christmas Mouse™

THIS WEEK'S MOVIE

Netflix’s “Klaus”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part V (w/Todd Durboraw)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 10 Dec 2019 11:37:06 -0800

After doing this podcast for two years we have a sort of stockholm syndrome for bad content, so it’s nice to have someone like Todd “The Chicken Maze” Durboraw remind us how bad these shows can be. Enjoy our bittersweet C&D&G finale, expertly mourned by the wail of hewnstone mancrusts.This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Running Qua Hoon count: 13 • Hannah keeps trying to kiss nature, even the stuff that’s bad for kissing • We’re still haunted by the ghost of Cybersix’s uncomfortably horny source material • Robots blow up a castle and it’s honestly pretty tasteful • Xanatos is facing criminal charges for being “a rascal to gargoyles”Today’s Episode Sponsor: My Teacher is a Bus™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 5, "Wild Child"

Gargoyles - Episode 5, “Awakening, Part 5"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Fabulous Guest: Todd Durboraw (Seattle)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part IV

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 03 Dec 2019 11:03:25 -0800

Hop in our sidecar, little buddies! We’re off to explore our favorite three things that are two types of monsters and a car. No, it’s not Draculas and Horses and Miatas; Not even Gremlins and Goblins and Also Horses. It’s C&D&G baybeeeeThis week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:Running Qua Hoon count: 11 • Jack’s true calling is screaming at animals • No man cave is complete without merchandisable lava cannons • Detective Thirst-Class Elisa Maza rampages through Central Park for her limestone slam piece • Surprise surprise, Demona really loves murderin’Today’s Episode Sponsor: Star Wars Hat™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 4, "Siege"

Gargoyles - Episode 4, “Awakening, Part 4"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part III (w/Shane Smith)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 26 Nov 2019 05:00:00 -0800

Special guest Shane “Steam Prince” Smith joins us on the sky-castle ramparts for another double dose of devilish daddies on the prowl. Their next target: your heartstrings!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s Survival of the Thickest out here • The gargoyles find immediate issues with the NYPD • Xanatos sets up some sweet-ass video game levels • Running Quahoon Count: 8 • Jack arm-cannons a pterodactyl into space

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Blast Academy™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Gargoyles - Episode 3, “Awakening, Part 3"

Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 3, "Death Ray"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Fabulous Guest: Shane Smith (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part II (w/Alison Lührs)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 19 Nov 2019 12:30:01 -0800

We’re back for more Cadillacs, more dinosaurs, and more of Mickey’s nasty bat friends (Gargoyles). Special guest Alison “Bog Sommelier” Lührs joins us at our Victorian swoon party for Byronic howling hunks. Quahoon!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Cowboys are ancient warlocks • Running Quahoon Count: 6 • Apparently cartoons in the 90s could just say whatever • Wait until Bezos mounts a castle on his downtown balls • Tune in for a special Salute to our Goons

Today’s Episode Sponsor: Hot Chips™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 2, "Dino Drive"

Gargoyles - Episode 2, “Awakening, Part 2"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Cadillacs & Dinosaurs & Gargoyles Part I (w/Amalia Larson)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 12 Nov 2019 05:00:00 -0800

Disney Plus is out, and in order to keep the Mouse King from haunting our doorstep, we must kneel before Cold Walter’s throne of content. Amalia “That’s Going In My Leaf Box” Larson joins us to discuss Gargoyles (now streaming in Mickey’s hou$e), and Cadillacs and Dinosaurs (too spicy for Mickeys).

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Amalia Larson perfectly recreates our theme song using only her mouth • The Noble Sacrifice of Chortis the Brave • I hope you brought your umbrellas, cause it’s Kwahoon season • Andy has another one of his Trek-blackouts • The Scots try out some fun accents • Gargoyle skincare is a complicated process

Today's Episode Sponsor: Most Toasters™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Gargoyles - Episode 1, “Awakening, Part 1"

Cadillacs and Dinosaurs - Episode 1, "Rogue"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Mighty Max (w/Dominique Thomas)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 05 Nov 2019 05:00:00 -0800

Don your historically accurate magic baseball cap and travel back to the world of ‘90s toy marketing. Special guest Dom “Not Mad At Us This Time” Thomas joins us for the story of a boy being routinely taken out of school to party with a chicken wizard.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Dom must’ve been playing Zelda recently • Max scientifically explains to children that monsters are legit real • The Pizza Loophole gets past all the warding charms • An eccentric Texan makes everything better • Kids continue to loooove contract law

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Mighty Max - Season 1, Episode 9, "Less than 20,000 Squid Heads Under the Sea"

Mighty Max - Season 2, Episode 8, "Along Came Arachnoid"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

A Modestly Haunted Adult Halloween

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 29 Oct 2019 05:00:00 -0700

It’s our Halloweeniest special of the year, but here’s the deal: we’re adults. We get to pick the candy and the shows, and this time it’s all treats baybee. King of the Hill returns with SMT newcomer Freakazoid! for the exact level of spooky we’re in the mood for: mild.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The safeguards remain in place for further Sinbad-based threats • A lightbulb expert makes a swing and a miss • Freakazoid can always turn to relentless shaming as a last resort • Hank teaches Luanne about the birds but definitely no bees • Austin ate the Goblin Corn from CVS

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Freakazoid! - Episode 2A, "Candle Jack”/”The Cloud"

King of the Hill - Season 7, Episode 9, "Pigmalion"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Over the Garden Wall Part IV - The Cow as Red as Milk

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 22 Oct 2019 11:27:50 -0700

All good things must come to an end, which we guess means our time with Over the Garden Wall was a good thing because it’s come to an end. So gather up your sickles and roasted barley and let’s get pumpkin drunk on gourd wine.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Wirt cooks up a stinky mixtape • Jason Funderburker is the complete package • Soylent Green Seinfeld is back with new revelations • Potatus et Molassus • Lorna reveals her bone crypt

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Over the Garden Wall - Episode 9, "Into the Unknown"

Over the Garden Wall - Episode 10, "Into the Unknown"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Over the Garden Wall Part III - The Outside Price

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 15 Oct 2019 12:39:53 -0700

Our Over the Garden Wall watch is nearing the end of its run, but not before we bust out our finely tuned English 101 skills and really just go to town. These juxtaposition is a real symbolism (Wordsworth, William. Lyrical Ballads. Oxford UP, 1967).

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin blows his purgatory magic on a cold pickle • We were so close to getting through Cloud City without Star Wars references • There’s an episode here we kinda don’t like • Rory’s siren goes off • Nobody has a hundred nickels

Today's Episode Sponsors: The Janglin’ Man™, Spider-Brian™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Over the Garden Wall - Episode 6, "Lullaby in Frogland"

Over the Garden Wall - Episode 7, "The Ringing of the Bell"

Over the Garden Wall - Episode 8, "Babes in the Wood"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Over the Garden Wall Part II - If a Skee-Balls in the Forest

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 08 Oct 2019 11:34:50 -0700

Garden walls? We’re still not over them! Our autumnal arc continues with a triad of acclaimed episodes about potato syrup, tavern singing, and doing horse crimes. Will Andy overcome his hatred of Skee-Ball and enjoy himself? Listen and find out!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
All the man wanted was to teach animals how to count and spell • Rory delivers a spirited defense of Tank People • Fred just wants to steal • No one really addresses how highwaymen are actually horrible criminals who forcefully rob you • Andy and Austin are each other’s Rococo/Georgian architecture friend

Today's Episode Sponsors: Uber, but with Grandmas™, Trumplestiltskin™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Over the Garden Wall - Episode 3, "Schooltown Follies"

Over the Garden Wall - Episode 4, "Songs of the Dark Lantern"

Over the Garden Wall - Episode 5, "Mad Love"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (San Diego)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Over the Garden Wall Part I - Dawn of the Planet of the Anime Cat

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 01 Oct 2019 11:18:29 -0700

When the pumpkins come out to play and the breeze is as crisp as the leaves, there’s only one thing we could think to watch: Over the Garden Wall. Join us throughout October as we wander into the Unknown, which is just what we call watching a really good show for once.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Don’t forget to water your whispers • All three of us earned an A in English 101, yet the professor thinks we’re a little pretentious so we get an A- • Rory tries to spoil the show for our listeners, so Andy the Editing Hero bleeps his mischief • There was an awful turkey • Nick Cannon, teen tastemaker and Wretched King of Slime, walks the earth until another is chosen

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Caramel Secret™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Over the Garden Wall - Episode 1, "The Old Grist Mill"

Over the Garden Wall - Episode 2, "Hard Times at the Huskin’ Bee"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Seattle!?)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

100th Epizode Zuper-Zpecial: The Bots Master (w/Kyle Levien)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Wed, 25 Sep 2019 12:03:32 -0700

We’ve officially been doing this for ONE HUNDRED EPISODES, and what better way to complete the ritual and welcome the End Times than choke down the worst(?) cartoon ever made, The Bots Master. Special guest and founding member Kyle “Was Born A Bird” Levien joins us once again to put a stake in its cold, evil heart. It’s Laser Time!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin thinks ‘Ninjzz’ was created to rhyme something with ‘hinges’ for the rap song • In a stunning display of hat stacking, there is a character that is your mom, a robot, and Napoleon Bonaparte • In this Bizarro Universe, a tiny shrieking child is the best part of the show • Jessica Fletcher’s Anime Mysteries really fires up the Small Boy

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

The Bots Master - Episode 1, “Adios, ZZ”

The Bots Master - Episode 38, “Momzz”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Kyle Levien (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Bionic Six - Power Daddy Frog Wrestling (w/Spencer Davenport)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 17 Sep 2019 09:25:51 -0700

Spencer “Greased Frightening” Davenport becomes a foster brother in our podcast family for our latest dispatch from the bowels of the 1980s. Today’s dump-truck truck-dump is Bionic Six, which follows a family of robo-frankensteins battling angry snow, hot cheese, and more than one Jonathan.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Don’t name the Japanese boy “Karate” • Eastern Europe has too many real trolls • This is what it sounds like—when frogs cry • Your mom and dad are sexually active, and your sister is too • To break the witch’s curse, enter the frog’s mouth tongue-first

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Bionic Six - Episode 10, “Bionics On! The First Adventure”

Bionic Six - Episode 43, “Once Upon a Crime”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Spencer Davenport (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

The ‘Spiral Zone’ Zone - A Game of Zones

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 10 Sep 2019 11:08:52 -0700

We don’t like to throw around the term “unwatchable” all that often, but after seeing 1987’s Spiral Zone, we cancelled any and all other chances to watch it. How can a show starring Dirk Courage and the ass-whippingest theme song in existence suck so much? Welcome to the Zone, Mr. President.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Zone • zone • zone • zone • zone

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Spiral Zone - Episode 1, “Holographic Zone Battle”

Spiral Zone - Episode 12, “The Impostor”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Seattle), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

I’ve Read Dune, Chapters 9-10: Mom Can’t Know

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 27 Aug 2019 09:41:02 -0700

Today is our last recorded episode of “I’ve Read Dune, With Rory Voie” - but don’t be sad, because our regular cartoon podcast will resume in two weeks, on September 10. See you then, and thanks for listening!

The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

I’ve Read Dune, Chapter 8: For Why Does A Young Boy Pine?

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Sat, 24 Aug 2019 07:51:41 -0700

Austin is sure to get an A in English 101 for his astute analysis of this week’s chapter. His juxtapositions are out of control, everyone knows that.

The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

I’ve Read Dune, Chapter 7: Wiz-Bird, The Wizard Bird

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 20 Aug 2019 05:00:00 -0700

Grab your crysknives, you Well-Dippers, it’s time to head back to the planet voted “most sand-having” thirty centuries in a row.

The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

I’ve Read Dune, Chapter 6: The Great De-Noodling

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Sat, 17 Aug 2019 05:00:00 -0700

Somehow we can’t discuss Dune without interpreting it through a Game of Thronesian lens, so come to class and let Maester Rory teach us about Sansa Atreides.

The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

I’ve Read Dune, Chapter 5: I’ll Have An Orange Jesus

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 13 Aug 2019 05:00:00 -0700

In this episode: Space Catholics and their favorite bible verses, Exceedingly Sour Boys, and the Missionaria Protectiva

The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

I’ve Read Dune, Chapter 4: Dune Sucks

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Sat, 10 Aug 2019 05:00:00 -0700

Of all the ledes that have been buried, none are more dope than Rory forgetting to tell us about laser shields #lasershields

The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

I’ve Read Dune, Chapter 3: Clams & Barnacles

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 06 Aug 2019 05:00:00 -0700

Here in Chapter 3 of Frank Herbert’s Dune, a lot of interesting worldbuilding is swept under the rug in favor of Rory’s questionable seafood metaphors.

The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

I’ve Read Dune, Chapter 2: Hawat’s on Second

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Sat, 03 Aug 2019 05:00:00 -0700

Our summer diversion continues! Today, Rory tries to teach us about glow globes, gravity suspenders, and a guy named Piter.

The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

I’ve Read Dune, Chapter 1: A Box Full of Hot Spaghetti

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 30 Jul 2019 05:00:00 -0700

Rory Voie has read Dune. Austin and Andy have not. Here at the crossroads of education and infuriation, the journey to learn Dune (without doing any actual work) begins.

The Boys: Rory Voie (Taipei), Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Beautiful Theme: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

King of the Hill Part III - The Great Podcast Wars

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 23 Jul 2019 10:26:58 -0700

This week we go into our tragic backstories and reveal why SMT is America’s new sweetheart! During our King of the Hill shouting time, we’ll gather a motley crew of dirtbags and derelicts to do MMA battles with Podcast Thanos, Joe Rogan. That’s a 2019 takedown, baybee!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Soft Austin’s tissue-paper bones were tickled by a honeybee • Jun’ichiro does sound a lot like Junky Joe, to be fair to Cotton • We don’t really talk about it in the podcast but Bohemian Rhapsody was so bad • BEES again • What’s that thing you walk through in the mall, though

Today's Episode Sponsor: Sega Games Tony™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

King of the Hill - S06E21/22, "Returning Japanese"

King of the Hill - S09E08, "Mutual of Omabwah"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

King of the Hill Part II - A Long Way From Automotive

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 16 Jul 2019 09:31:04 -0700

Everybody belly up to the milk bar and order your giant steaming mugs of cow juice, cause we’re doing whatever the opposite of a dairy-free episode is! It’s Week Two of our King of the Hill party and we’re here to explore an intolerance far worse than lactose.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin has too much dairy and blimps up like the Willy Wonka blueberry girl • Everyone needs a “Bobby Break” every now and again • Hank shields Connie like a plague victim • Bill has a close call with the blue comb juice • There’s money in black ops military pinball

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Deep Unfortunate™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

King of the Hill - S04E05, "Aisle 8A"

King of the Hill - S04E19, "Hank’s Bad Hair Day"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

King of the Hill Part I - Get in the EVA, Bobby

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 09 Jul 2019 11:54:14 -0700

Picture this — it’s Wednesday afternoon and you’re sitting on the sofa watching Buzz Lightyear of Star Command and then hey what’s this? A show about people paying their bills? That’s right, it’s King of the Hill, leaving you extremely confused and slightly irritated. And in time, you fall in love.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory’s Electabuzz deck has the market cornered • Swallow Naruto gum and master the art of ninchewtsu • Learn the legend of Porky’s Butthole • Hank was a big fan of our Hangups episode • Bobby’s love of deli meat brings him to his knees

Today's Episode Sponsor: Celery Mountain™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

King of the Hill - S01E06, "Hank’s Unmentionable Problem"

King of the Hill - S03E18, "Love Hurts…and So Does Art"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Vytor: The Starfire Champion (w/Nathan Cox)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 02 Jul 2019 07:50:29 -0700

Fantasy becomes reality with Vytor: The Starfire Champion! Special guest Nathan “Banana Leaf Skort” Cox joins our summer garden party as we attempt to understand this short-lived 1989 cartoon about unsafe boomerangs, talking sky cars, and tree maintenance.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special guest Nathan “We Told Him This One Was Good” Cox has a hilarious pants adventure • There’s a monkey in the garden, and we’d better go catch it • F-3PPO brings in the Star Wars target demo • Why don’t these science women believe in my manly magicks?? • Explore a world where ancient prophecies are about as old as the series finale of Frasier • Do you guys remember in SSX Tricky where

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Vytor: The Starfire Champion - Episode 1, “The Starfire Legacy”

Vytor: The Starfire Champion - Episode 3, “The Spirit Tree”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Schooligans Part IV - Tyler the Hillbilly Pigdiddler

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 25 Jun 2019 05:00:00 -0700

For our final episode of Schooligans, we’re phoning it in today! Consider this the “putting on a video” of podcast episodes, because we’re too hungover to teach mutant geography or whatever. Just cheat off of Melvin for the final test. Remember Melvin?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Tom Green’s bum now performs a border-crossing car wash • Apocalypse doesn’t need Toad, actually • The one thing Rogue can’t absorb is a balanced breakfast • There’s a word for what you’re doing, Tyler • Andy studies math-u no jutsu with the Hokage

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Ocean’s Out Of Whales™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

X-Men: Evolution - Season 3, Episode 12/13, "Dark Horizon"

Fillmore! - Season 2, Episode 17, "South of Friendship, North of Honor"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Schooligans Part III - Ghost Spiders of London

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 18 Jun 2019 05:00:00 -0700

We told mother we were too sick to go to school today but she sent us off with our packed lunches and red noses anyway. And guess what: we yartzed in first period and teacher sent us off to see the podcast nurse. Her diagnosis? Not-Enough-Cartoons Disease. We’re treating it with Fillmore!, X-Men: Evolution, and an array of stinky creams.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We break down the Ol’ Man Apple Situation • Syrup runs thicker than blood in Fillmore’s most Canadian adventure yet • Ingrid protests the treatment of the noble pine • Kitty’s baffling no-good enchiladas • The Queen of England hates spiders

Today's Episode Sponsor: Big Jonathan’s Sticky Business™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Fillmore! - Season 2, Episode 5, "Immune to All but Justice"

X-Men: Evolution - Season 3, Episode 9, "Under Lock & Key"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Schooligans Part II - Scott & Jean’s Night Cookies

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 11 Jun 2019 06:01:06 -0700

The magic is still bubbling for our second day of Schooligans, and not even the Ceremonial Razzing can clot our hearts with malice. Even if you haven’t done the required reading, X-Men: Evolution and Fillmore! are a treat we have to share with the whole class.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We’re filled with unbridled animal energy, and we have no hang-ups about it • Dress up in leather and use your friend like a maypole • A Very Bad Assembly with harmless, semi-rigid foam balls • Rory really wants to get Deep Space Nine inches into Worf • Fred Durst jokes are as evergreen as an eggplant

Today's Episode Sponsors: Banana Thunder™ and Junior Thunder™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

X-Men: Evolution - Season 2, Episode 10, "Walk on the Wild Side"

Fillmore! - Episode 8, "Ingrid Third, Public Enemy #1"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Schooligans Part I - Bleacher Creature & the Bathroom Crime

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 04 Jun 2019 05:00:00 -0700

The bell tolls for The Tuesday Boys, who have enrolled in two of the coolest cartoon schools. We’re watching Disney’s Fillmore! and X-Men: Evolution, where stressed-out warrior-children are the police and tests are apparently optional. Also, the school has a prison.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The school tuffs have sassy opinions about truancy • Austin’s hilarious new catchphrase for Fillmore is “It’s Great” • Cyclops canonically buys beer for underage X-Men • Toad is a stinky boy who can’t be in the bald man’s after-school club • Turn of your gosh dang death machines, Chuck

Today's Episode Sponsor: Home Improvement: Red & Blue™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Fillmore! - Episode 1, "To Mar A Stall"

X-Men: Evolution - Episode 1, "Strategy X"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Sky Dancers & Dragon Flyz (w/Alison Lührs)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 28 May 2019 05:00:00 -0700

Special guest Alison “Promised Us Pasta” Lührs joins us in the studio to examine the smoking wreckage of the 90s “propeller weapon” craze that resulted in Sky Dancers and Dragon Flyz. Do their heavily gendered cartoons reach the heights of the toys?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Batten down your manes, horse girls • Dip ‘n’ rip off to the rocketship city of Airlandis, where we all share one dad • Let the power of dance magic turn off your stupid science brain • Queen Skyla lists every character in the show in extreme detail • Problematic representation, ahoy!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Dragon Flyz - Episode 1, “Dragon Dawn”

Sky Dancers - Episode 1, “They Sky’s the Limit”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part X - The Butter King

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 21 May 2019 05:00:00 -0700

All good hunks must someday say goodbye, and today marks the final flight for all of our soaring studs. Robotech, Ring Raiders, and Skysurfer Strike Force: we salute your magic airplanes and thick oaken necks. Semper fi.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
In an attempt to appeal to everybody, this podcast is now about down-home southern Game- of-Thrones stripper snakes • Plague 2.0 makes the baby sad • Wraith, Wraither, Wraithest • Rick tries out the Kiss Maneuver again • Men are from Mars, Women are from Finland

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Butter King™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Ring Raiders - Episode 5, "A Pilot’s Faith"

Robotech - Episode 12, "The Big Escape"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part IX - Kiss Commander & The Pervert King

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 14 May 2019 05:00:00 -0700

It’s another wild morning for the Junkyard Gang to shock-jock your world with our positively crass antics and rude jests. It’s our penultimate ‘sode of Sky Hunks, and the end can’t come too soon - Ring Raiders broke our brains like a Rory’s Leg.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Lisa Hayes and the kiss that ooged out the star-giants • A 100-foot robot wears people clothes • Starflyer the Space Parrot gives Rory the willies • A show that’s never effectively used time travel decides to go to Kansas real quick

Today's Episode Sponsor: Why Did Randall Get So Sick™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Robotech - Episode 11, "First Contact"

Ring Raiders - Episode 4, "All The Right Stuff"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part Ocho - Tim Apple’s House of Stars

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 07 May 2019 05:00:00 -0700

Have you been to Turtleneck Steve’s iWebsite? We have a little podcast house there, and it needs your love and attention. That’s the theme for our most shameless Sky Hunks episode yet! You have to go do it now! #hunkalert #blessed #fivestarz

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Ring Raiders loses all its goodwill from last episode almost immediately • Plictor Plector doesn’t have anything cool going on • Vic inflates his powerful neckmeat bladders as an intimidation tactic • Oh hai Lisa • Captain Gloval works on his Ralph Kramden impression

Today's Episode Sponsor: Secondhand Wizard Curses™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Ring Raiders - Episode 3, "Scorch’s Revenge"

Robotech - Episode 10, "Blind Game"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part VII - Rory Broke His Walking Bone

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 30 Apr 2019 11:43:31 -0700

Rory loves FOX’s smash hit Bones so dang much that he made his leg bones crunch like a crisp new Dorito. Our Sky Hunk journey continues, but look out for our amazing cameos in television’s Bones starring Emily Deschanel and your mom’s boyfriend, Wednesday nights at 8:30/7:30 Central.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The face of an angel, the voice of an uncle • Zentraedi spies discover the warfare potential of the spandex tankini • In the future, you get a shouting parrot and upwards of three good female presidents • All aboard the Doctorcopter • Rory spills the beans about his wet leg disaster • Minmay makes me poop

Today's Episode Sponsor: Edgar’s Potion™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Robotech - Episode 9, "Miss Macross"

Ring Raiders - Episode 2, "The Best Man for the Job is a Woman"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part VI - Dirty Flirty Wine Dads

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 23 Apr 2019 05:00:00 -0700

It’s a beautiful day in the suburbs for us dads to sit down with a new show in our hunk toolbelt: 1989’s time-traveling airplane pornography, Ring Raiders! It’s not really a porno, but it *does* get really hot and bothered about how many missiles it has.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Meet the first all-married flying commander team • Cub Jones and his infamous “wah-hoos” join Hunter Steel and Presley Carnovan on our “Worst Main Characters” list • Andy confronts his childhood demons, in a very literal sense • Rick Hunter, pantsu goblin • Revenge of the Sourpuss

Today's Episode Sponsor: Drew Gets A Treat™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Ring Raiders - Episode 1, "Ring of Fire"

Robotech - Episode 6, "Blitzkrieg"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Earth Day Special (w/Annie Jansen)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 16 Apr 2019 06:41:31 -0700

We have to skip the formalities this week because THEY MADE A FREE WILLY CARTOON WITH A CYBORG IN IT. Yeah we also watched Captain Planet send President Bush to Venus but seriously FREE WILLY TALKS LIKE HE’S PEOPLE AND FIGHTS A CYBORG.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Annie “Niceberg Lettuce” Jansen leads us in a highly successful ASMR venture • Rory regales us with tales of when he was King of High School and a (sch)longshoreman • Wasps: America’s most ruthless lobbyists • Tim Curry completely phones it in again • Austin drops some grim Sonic the Hedgehog tidings that are way past upsetting

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Free Willy - Season 2, Episode 7, “Turmoil”

Captain Planet - Season 3, Episode 1, “Greenhouse Planet”

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Annie Jansen (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part V - Willy Wonka, But For Meat

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 09 Apr 2019 05:00:00 -0700

Well glingle-dee-dee! We’re full of childlike whimsy this week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays, the podcast that takes place inside Tim Burton’s Topsy-Turvy Chuckle Dumpster. Present your “golden” ticket to watch a city turn into a guy, and a worm emerge from a different worm.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
A classic Transformers question gets answered, with brutal results • Dogs are huckleberries, and Andy discovers a new ham • Burger King fluids make stupid worms • Soar Loser tees up his own joke and still whiffs it

Today's Episode Sponsor: Bully Me Elmo™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Robotech - Episode 5, "Transformation"

Skysurfer Strike Force - Episode 19, "Attack of the Slitha Monsters, Part 2"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part IV - Tuna Stu and the Space Boys

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 02 Apr 2019 05:00:00 -0700

It’s April, and you know what that means—it’s time to square up with America’s own Scrooge McDuck and pay your cartoon taxes. Except us, of course, because taxes are for poors, and we’re richer than the dandy peanut man on your bag of dirt candy.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We say the nasty thing, and no one slaps us on the hands • The Denver Worm Hole brings all the boys to the yard • Is it legal to marry a plane in Macross City? ...What if the plane has legs? • Rory falls in love with a spacefaring tuna fish • The telltale scent of a worm’s goo

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Dragons of Cranberry Sunday™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Skysurfer Strike Force - Episode 18, "Attack of the Slitha Monsters, Part 1"

Robotech - Episode 4, "The Long Wait"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part III - I Got Them Chicken Bone Blues

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 26 Mar 2019 05:00:00 -0700

There’s nothing in the rulebook that says dogs can’t drive trains, which is why we, three toon-watchin’ dogs, are back on the dog train rocketing across the plains, just three dogs on a train. But what’s this? It seems one of the dogs has spilled the snacks from our snack box all over the floor, including two hunks of chewy cartoony goodness, and he’s just eating them on the floor and we’re powerless to stop him.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Dog-Rory sits on a throne of bones • Replicon gets short-changed AGAIN just so he can’t do mouth pushups with Jack • Cybron finally gets his one-in-a-million chance to steal the president’s train • Robotech sends an island to space while age-shaming a thirty-something • Get in on these chicken bones, dog

Today's Episode Sponsor: Dog Recruiter™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Robotech - Episode 3, "Space Fold"

Skysurfer Strike Force - Episode 5, "Titan of Terror"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part II - The Gauntlet of Whistles

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 19 Mar 2019 05:00:00 -0700

The Price is Flight on the second round of our new Sky Hunks arc, giving us another delicious sip of Robotech’s roaring cruisers and Skysurfer’s soaring losers. Opposites in objective quality, yet true blood brethren in Resting Hunk Potential.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin steps down from his Drew Carey podium to cause game show chaos • Wear a fake face on your robot face on your real face to own the libs • Chronozoid OP pls nerf • We ‘Remington Steele’ Andy’s dignity away before he succumbs to bee venom • JK Rowling tweets us which hunks she wants to see nail each other

Today's Episode Sponsor: Dad’s Thick Corn Blasts™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Skysurfer Strike Force - Episode 2, "Death Paint"

Robotech - Episode 2, "Countdown"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Sky Hunks Part I (Robotech/Skysurfer Strike Force)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 12 Mar 2019 05:00:00 -0700

We crept down to feed Andy his oreo cookies in the Anime Dungeon. However, Andy had escaped his birdcage, driven bananas by a Vitamin Hunk deficiency. We found him pecking at forbidden fruits from the old Hunk Tree and hooting about Macross or something. Can we entice him back with yet more oreo cookies?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We meet a surprise hunk with a surprise amount of eyes. And a doctorate. • A pilgrimage to the holy city of Mecha is just what the doctor ordered (that doctor is Dr. Five Eyes) • Rick Hunter and Roy Focker together STILL don’t even have as many eyes as Dr. Five Eyes • In a Computopia Minute, two eyes become five

Today's Episode Sponsor: Dad’s Chunky Crumbs™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Robotech - Episode 1, "Boobytrap"

Skysurfer Strike Force - Episode 1, "City of Terror"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - King Arthur and the Knights of Justice

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 05 Mar 2019 05:10:07 -0800

At long last, we find a fantasy show that could beat up the other fantasy shows. Meet Arthur King and his knights, a deeply problematic team of time-travelling football-barians. Thrill as these marble-hewn paladins confidently shove through the lowered expectations of a time long past: the 1990s!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
What’s so wrong about a wizard treating his much younger friends to a playful lech? • The boys all cheer their own name as they plow their way through a conga line of available women • Horses, Guns, porque no los dos? • How old were you when you learned that Lancelot f*cks? • Austin studied the blade, but it doesn’t make him sound cool.

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

King Arthur and the Knights of Justice - Episode 1, "Opening Kick-off"

King Arthur and the Knights of Justice - Episode 2, "A Knight’s Quest" OR “The Search for Guinevere”

The Boys: Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Mummy Stuff Part IV - Tomb Many Mummies

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 26 Feb 2019 05:00:00 -0800

For the final ‘sode of our current arc, we shotgun FIVE BEERS (episodes) of Olde Mummy Lager (television) in search of the Yummiest Mummy. Will the Curse shrivel us into Grandpa Raisins?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Evy trashes multiple castles yet gets promoted constantly • Somehow we missed out saying the phrase “skelekinesis” • Lord Dracool makes a guest appearance in our mummy special • Race Bannon is a nonstop murder truck • A Stretch Armstrong mummy steals a hat and our hearts • Looks like it’s curtains for Jeff • Brendan ‘Frazer’, or Brendan ‘Frazhur’? Survey says: you don't care

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

The Mummy - Episode 1, "The Summoning"

Monster Force - Episode 6, "He Walks Again"

The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest - Episode 27, "The Mummies of Malenque"

Men In Black: The Series - Episode 37, "The I Want My Mummy Syndrome"

Spider-Woman - Episode 1, "Pyramids of Terror"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

RE-RELEASE: Beverly Hills Teens (w/Amalia Larson)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 19 Feb 2019 05:00:00 -0800

2019 RE-RELEASE EDITION. Rory’s out once again with the Boatman’s Lung and to celebrate, here’s a classic episode from the archives that goes a li’l something a-like a-this:

Special guest Amalia “Bohemian Garage Party” Larson helps us navigate the lawless world of 1987’s Beverly Hills Teens. You won’t even notice Rory’s out with a mild-to-moderate Boatman’s Lung!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Song or Not Song? • The Problematic Adventures of Chester McTech • Ol’ Dusties ensure the horse laugh is on us • Pizza contest logistics shatter our tender brains • Reagan Baybeeee

Today's Episode Sponsors: Shark Box™ and Frustrating Clocks™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 1, "Double Surfing Double Cross"

Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 25, "Ghost Story"

Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 39, "Hold the Anchovies"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
Audio Production: Kyle Levien (Seattle)

How To Keep A Mummy (w/Alison Lührs) (Mummy Stuff Part III)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 12 Feb 2019 05:00:00 -0800

Since we’re doing Mummy Stuff, Rory thought it would be a good idea to watch a show called “How To Keep A Mummy.” As recurring best friend Alison “Has A Guest Host Punch Card” Lührs can attest, this was a bad move.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The era of the kawaii mummy is here to stay • Andy gets pulled out of the anime cage, Hannibal Lecter-style • Mountain Justice means never having to say you’re sorry, with lightning • When god gives you a box, he also gives you a smaller box, and in that box is just the stuff you were just doing

Today's Episode Sponsor: Pokémon Marriage & Divorce™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

How To Keep A Mummy - Episode 1, "White, Round, Tiny, Wimpy and Ready"

How To Keep A Mummy - Episode 12, "Always Together"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Mummy Stuff Part II - Mighty Morphin’ Donkey Centaurs (w/Matt Grigsby)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 05 Feb 2019 05:00:00 -0800

Special guest Matt “Flapjack Scorpion” Grigsby drives us to the dentist’s office for a second helping of high-stakes mummy trouble. Prepare for gold-thirsty ghosts, big sourdough babies, and Rory’s upsetting projectile teeth.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Don’t click on a folder titled “Spaceship Ideas” • A talking cobra masters Evil Quickbooks • Dentists don’t *keep* your gold teeth, right? • Scarab wants to know where the hip kids hang dry • Armon is going to literally eat a cooked person

Today's Episode Sponsor: Potato Friendship™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Mummies Alive! - Episode 20, "Ghouls’ Gold"

Mummies Alive! - Episode 23, "Kid Scarab"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Matt Grigsby (Portland)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Mummy Stuff Part I - Canopic Like It’s Hot

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 29 Jan 2019 05:28:21 -0800

Watch out Draculas, ‘cause Mummies are back in town with tight makeovers and some seriously kissable lips. Our crypt-fresh new arc is ready to be unwrapped, starting with 1997’s Mummies Alive!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The Stephenie Meyer treatment is long overdue for swaddled tomb ghouls • Zombie Sanders has a message for all you 1% mummies • History, equality, and giant mechanical spiders • Master has given Andy an anime sock • Ja-Kal’s baby is as white as Egypt milk

Today's Episode Sponsor: Turning a Blind Eye to Peter’s Crimes™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Mummies Alive! - Episode 1, "Ra, Ra, Ra, Ra"

Mummies Alive! - Episode 2, "Sleep Walk Like an Egyptian"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - Kim Possible

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 22 Jan 2019 05:00:00 -0800

Call us, beep us, if you wanna reach us: Superspy Teenager Kim Possible explodes her way onto Saturday Morning Tuesdays for an examination of cheese architecture, shampoo promotion, and the Bourgeoisie.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Join us in our field of daisies where nothing is rude today • Disney gets good and razzed for being real hot on the rich and powerful • Ron Stoppable takes a hard left turn at Jerry Lewis Blvd • We’re pretty sure Rory has Bryan Cranston posters above his bed • Hip-hop welcomes two new sellouts

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Kim Possible - Season 1 Episode 6, "Bueno Nacho"

Kim Possible - Season 3 Episode 11, "Rappin’ Drakken"

The Boys: Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei) Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Fish Police Part III - You Can Get A Juice, Baby (w/Amalia Larson)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 15 Jan 2019 05:00:00 -0800

Listen up, guppies: We’re back underwater again for the tail end of our regrettable Fish Police run with the far-less-regrettable Amalia “Norway Or The Fjordway“ Larson. Shout-outs to @MeganMullally and her big break on CBS prime time!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s an all-singing, all-dancing, all-’malia cabaret episode • We talk way too much about mouse balls, and not the kind for computers • Who among us hasn’t given a charity blowj or two • Let’s Learn Norwegian! • We discover the most cutting coffee putdowns you can shake twelve sugars at

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Fish Police - Episode 5, "The Two Gils"

Fish Police - Episode 6, "No Way to Treat a Fillet-dy"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Fish Police Part II - Spawning Season (w/Nathan Cox)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 08 Jan 2019 05:00:00 -0800

On the latest episode of Gills Gone Wild, AKA primetime CBS stinker Fish Police, Nathan “I Thought I Was Going To Pick The Shows This Time” Cox finds us sinking down the Horny Abyss and tries to pull us back to shore. Appropriately, it gets pretty blue. Let’s Dive Right In.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Get ready for the BMX mud wrestling of fish cartoons • They finally figured out how to put tits on an octopus • It’s Hanna-Barbera, but everyone has boners • Austin sips of a yellow gatorade and makes us listen, and we’re sorry about everything that happened after that

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Fish Police - Episode 3, "Beauty’s Only Fin Deep"

Fish Police - Episode 4, "The Codfather"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Fish Police Part I - My Salty Secret (w/Dominique Thomas)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 01 Jan 2019 05:00:00 -0800

Dom “Old Grandpa Gregor” Thomas kisses a crusty penny and heaves it deep into the sea, thus summoning a hilarious new Sex Comedy to finally one-up those very rude Simpsons: Fish Police. Can Megan Mullally, John Ritter, and 30 other celebrities make this remotely palatable?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin tries to claim that celebrities being in things started with Fish Police • Rory doesn't trust Andy to say the good words "Clams Casino" • Michael Uslan threatens to "kill Batman" if they don't use his fish puns • News at 11: mediocre shitty man gets everything he wants

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Fish Police - Episode 1, "The Shell Game"

Fish Police - Episode 2, "A Fish Out of Water"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas (Seattle)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Special - The Reason For The Season (w/Charlotte Hollingsworth)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Mon, 24 Dec 2018 05:00:00 -0800

Merry Christmas, everyone! When we say there’s a reason for the season, we are of course talking about time-traveling ‘80s bible anime. Special guest Charlotte “A Very Charlotte Christmas” Hollingsworth helps us learn the true meaning of Peepers.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Christopher Peepers • Christopher Peepers • Christopher Peepers • We watched another show too

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Beginner’s Bible, "The Nativity"

Superbook (1981) - Episode 12, "The First Christmas"

The Boys: Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Charlotte Hollingsworth (San Francisco)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Superkids Part V - Home Is Where The Garf Ields

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 18 Dec 2018 05:00:00 -0800

Three wastrels smash butt-first through a mysterious portal into the world of Sunday Funnies cat prankster Garfield, and everyone is Garfield here. Mondays, right? Because Garfield hates Mondays? #mondaysontuesdays

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
REMINDER: Austin wasn't allowed to read Garfield ‘cause his parents thought he was getting too sarcastic • Rory started reading Bloom County at age 9 due to his chronic Benjamin Button’s Disease • A small girl makes a dog sad • Astro Boy *isn’t* a serial killer, despite a track record of hiding faces in suitcases, wearing women’s feet, and what authorities can only describe as “boyskin”

Today's Episode Sponsor: Lego Wikileaks™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

The Powerpuff Girls (Classic) - Season 2, Episode 9a, "Bubblevicious"

Astro Boy (1980) - Episode 51, "Astro’s First Love"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Superkids Part IV - Live from Gary, Indiana

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 11 Dec 2018 05:00:00 -0800

We’re here under the screaming gaze of Gary, Indiana, Crown Jewel of the Rust Belt. Join us as we trace the hallowed sepulcher ‘neath His Watchful Eye and whisper about lost cartoons, clutching each other for warmth.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We explore medieval weapons and the Piss Weed • The ever-excellent Him threatens the PPG with a vat of boiling sharks • Astro Boy buzzes our bonnets with an entire episode about an island of man-eating robo-bees • Seriously though this bee episode really jingled our bells

Today's Episode Sponsor: George Clooney’s Political Bakery™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

The Powerpuff Girls (Classic) - Season 4, Episode 1, "Him Diddle Riddle"

Astro Boy (1980) - Episode 34, "The Secret of Bee City"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Superkids Part III - A Pirate’s Mouth For Me

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 04 Dec 2018 05:00:00 -0800

Come make camp with us, little raccoon, it’s just us three criminals on the run from Johnny Law. We’re gonna watch some cartoons while we melt mice to make soap.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory thinks he’s really cool for knowing the word “oubliette” • Austin’s gone too deep into 18th-century fat rendering • Our new best friend kicks ass, hates cops, and rides a robot unicorn • If you’re dirty you can call me Daddy Walrus

Today's Episode Sponsors: Big Jonathan’s Masculine Clocks™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

The Powerpuff Girls (Classic) - Season 1, Episode 12, "The Rowdyruff Boys"

Astro Boy (1980) - Episode 4, "Atlas Lives Again"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Superkids Part II - The Boss Of All Chicago

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 27 Nov 2018 05:00:00 -0800

We’re relaying this order straight from The Boss of All Chicago: listen to our show! He also orders you to see how many VHS tapes you can fit in your butt, but you can ignore that one unless you’ve gone to prison for cat crimes.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Meet the three criminals: Juices, Stankfish, and Stankfish2 • A hoop-shaped man jigs straight into our hearts • Mr. Tornado is a liquid gold sex machine • We know the brown sauce is poop • The age-old question: is that my sister, or a huge hairy man in a “my sister” costume?

Today's Episode Sponsors: Ghost Cash™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Astro Boy (1980) - Episode 2, "Robot Circus"

The Powerpuff Girls (Classic) - Season 1, Episode 2b, "Powerpuff Bluff"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Superkids Part I (Astro Boy/The Powerpuff Girls)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 20 Nov 2018 05:00:00 -0800

Welcome to Season Three! Our cartoon podcast now has a shorter, first-timer-friendly format to go along with our short, friendly new Hero-Toddlers: The Powerpuff Girls and Astro Boy! Just in time for PPG’s 20th anniversary, which was totally planned and not a coincidence.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Chef High School cooks us up a B-minus theme • You just shouldn’t keep skin in a briefcase, Dad • Get you a boy with guns in his butt • Rory knows a suspiciously large amount about Wheel of Fortune • A bad circus man slides into Toby’s robo-DMs • Austin tells us all about his so-called “Monkey Phase”

Today's Episode Sponsors: Marvel vs. VeggieTales™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Astro Boy - Episode 1, "The Birth of Astro Boy"

The Powerpuff Girls (Classic) - Season 1, Episode 1a, "Monkey See, Doggie Do"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Audio Production: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle)

Episode 42 - Sailor Moon Süper Season Finale (w/Alison Lührs)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 06 Nov 2018 05:00:00 -0800

Very special guest and legit sailor scout Alison “Hates” “Our” “Nicknames” Lührs returns once more to set the sun on our favorite moon princess. Do we give Serena (and our second season) the send-off they deserve?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
We lay prostate before the Altar of the gilded Wing-Wong • Queen Serenity’s lifesaving magic favors the top 1% of moonchildren • One cool thing 90s kids will remember is failing us all • Andy claims to just read fan-fiction as a hilarious bit • Turns out Darien has *always* been a weird Victorian dinner guest • Apparently a “Taiwanese Earthquake” isn’t a cocktail or a sex thing

Today's Episode Sponsor: The Urge™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 39: "The Past Returns"

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 40: "Day of Destiny"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 41 - Bovine Genesis Cowvangelion

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 30 Oct 2018 05:00:00 -0700

As we approach the end of our second season, the podcast can go one of two ways: we can jump the shark, or become The Wire. We did both?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Guest starring Omar from The Wire as “The Shark” • Fertile Crescent V • 10 great ways to blast your man’s cornwagon • Austin drops a Chicken Run reffie • Andy’s new segment turns our lives into a crossover fic where Eggman is my dad • Something something Fonzie jukebox ski shoes

Today's Episode Sponsors: Mom’s Goodnight Lobster™ & Hair That Gets Everywhere™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 38, "Fractious Friends"

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 26, "The Wild Wild Pest"

Cybersix - Episode 13, "The Final Confrontation"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 40 - Who, What, When, Where & Jamiroquai

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 23 Oct 2018 05:00:00 -0700

We watched some cartoons, but there’s also a lot of classic “Jamiroquai Talk,” just a heads up.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Ska makes a big comeback and it’s definitely not Jamiroquai • Moo Montana has a horned-up hometown sidepiece • Cybersix’s best episode to date just fucking rocks, there’s no joke for that one • Ultimate Wingman Jupiter risks her life to get Mercury some psychic nerd poontang • Back that tush up, that tush is my friend

Today's Episode Sponsors: Salty Vaseline™ & Vampire Math Class™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 13, "Another Fine Mesa"

Cybersix - Episode 12, "Daylight Devil"

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 37, "Tuxedo Unmasked"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 39 - One Snake That is Also Two Snakes

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 16 Oct 2018 05:00:00 -0700

Saturday Morning Tuesdays Update: God turned his back on us, so Dark Science gave us snake bodies with horse feet and things are way better now! Clip clop motherfuckersss.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The headphone splitter of circus serpents makes a proud debut • Oh Melvin, Oh Well Then: A Musical Revue • You know how birds inflate sometime? • Darien? Did you mean Prince Darien? • Cody destroys family heirlooms with White Ignorance and also a belt sander • Spay and neuter your snakes

Today's Episode Sponsors: Plucky’s Duck Buckets™ and Grandma Chutney’s Tooth Butter™ (And Wacky Tobacky Backwards Tobacco™)

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 36, "Last Resort"

Cybersix - Episode 11, "The Greatest Show in Meridiana"

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 12, "The Big Cow Wow"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Jim Carrey: They Made Three? (w/Nathan Cox)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 09 Oct 2018 05:00:00 -0700

When we said “Sssomebody Stop Me” we meant “please, Nathan Cox, ssstop us from watching the three Jim Carrey movie cartoon adaptations that came out in 1995.” But he was powerless to help, and aaallllrighty then, it was a real [Dumb & Dumber reference] of a time.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Nathan “2 Zoos 2 Books” Cox is stuck in a bottomless pit of our design • Dumb & Dumber fails both fans and non-fans of the movie • A communist monkey seizes the means of production, and Austin’s heart • Buzz Stingman spreads his pollen • Louie Anderson impressions come back in a big way • Somebody Smoke Me

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Dumb & Dumber: The Animated Series - Episode 3, "Top Dumbs"

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective - Season 2, Episode 2, "Snow Job"

The Mask: Animated Series - Season 2, Episode 19, "To Bee or Not to Bee"

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Nathan Cox (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 38 - Boulevard of Broken Dweebs

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 02 Oct 2018 05:00:00 -0700

We’re drawing the line in the sand this week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays and news flash dweeb—you’re out. We’re adopting an Ice-Dancers-Only policy to ensure this podcast is as exclusive as it is willfully obtuse.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Serena can never live up to her glory days as a moon skater • Lucas gets a whiff of that powerful she-wolf musk and chomps HARD on that flavor • Austin gets A Wizard’s Punishment for his shitty wizard words • Moo Montana and Sheriff Terrorbull try to avoid the tender touch of a man • Twist It Like A Mustache

Today's Episode Sponsors: What Have They Done With Cinnamon™ and One Piece of Nasty Corn™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 35, "Ice Princess"
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

Cybersix - Episode 10, "Full Moon Fascination"
Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 11, "Dances With Bulls"
Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 37 - Bad at Podcast

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 25 Sep 2018 05:00:00 -0700

Pour some chocolate chips and jimmies on these three scoops of Podcast™ ice cream. “Rad creams!” you say, “these sure taste just like my stories!”

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Popemaster General Owen Wilson visits us from the steamin’ hot cyberfuture • We uncover the secret origins of Johnny Bravo • A snowman witch haunts the moguls • Cybersix fucking delivers this week with a Screamin’ Lovecraftian nightmare peeper • Cheese is milk

Today's Episode Sponsors: Extremely Creamy Charles™ and Seven Milkmen™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 10, "Stolen on the River"
Available on YouTube

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 34, "Ski Bunny Blues"
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

Cybersix - Episode 9, "The Eye"
Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 36 - The Scab Prince: A Sailor Moon Power Hour

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 18 Sep 2018 05:00:00 -0700

Take your crown out of its crown house and put it on your head and be a princess this week with your three best friends the Princess Boys because Gosh Goodness O’Golly it’s another Sailor Moon Power Hour!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Meet your sweeties: Bird Princess, Truck Princess, and Old Princess • Featuring Owen Wilson as Beryl McQueen • Tuxedo Mask is in full bloom • Don’t touch the clam monster’s Dark Wax • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 972 and counting

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 31, "A Reluctant Princess"
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 32, "Bad Hair Day"
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 33, "Little Miss Manners"
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Saturday Morning Tuesdays’ Thursday

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Thu, 13 Sep 2018 05:00:00 -0700

Today we get a first-hand look at what CEOs really do. Our very hands-off Chief Executive Officer Patrick Stagaman holes-up in his room to get some actual work done: his annual report on the state of SMT! Surely this will be an incredible 14 minutes of wisdom.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Patrick has the most convincing mom voice • Dad beat me if I tried to get smarter than him • People with beards like to be scratched on them • Is Danimals yogurt still in stores? • If you’ve never seen the children’s show WMAC Masters, do yourself a favor and click this link • Mustard can be scraped off a sandwich, but you can still taste it, it’s ruined

Today's Episode Sponsors: Could it be you, the LISTENER?! Mail in to find out!

FINAL GRADES

Before the curve - A Gentleman’s “B”

After the Curve - We’re not telling! You gotta listen!

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)
The CEO (A capella Maestro): Patrick Stagaman (Daejeon, S. Korea)

SMT’s First Pod-Birthday!

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 04 Sep 2018 05:00:00 -0700

For the first time ever, we three hermit crabs heave ourselves out of our separate shells and mussel our way into a single clam’s house for a one-year birthday retrospectacular. Ever wondered what happened to Sonic, Digimon and Dinosaucers? No? Get out of our clam house.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory’s got tall boots • The Adventures of Nasty Shark and Gator Maid • Villainy, thy name is Robot Nick • You know it’s true when the Marlon Brando Tree says you have no friends • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 966 and counting

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Dinosaucers - Episode 63, "I Got Those ‘Ol Reptilon Blues Again, Mommasaur"
Available on YouTube

Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM) - Episode 17/18, "Blast to the Past"
Available on YouTube

Digimon Adventure - Episode 47, "Ogremon’s Honor"
Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Dungeons & Dragons (w/Brian ”Yoko” Simmons)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 28 Aug 2018 07:00:00 -0700

This week we wag our tongues at all those 80s parents by playing the devil’s very own game! Roll a twenty-sided die to see if you enjoy our actual-watch podcast, replete with Gunthieves, Danger Clerks, and our new dungeon friend Brian “Indifferent Viking” Simmons.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Brian David “Fourth Name” Simmons betrays his friend by inventing a new punishment currency, Andy’s Bad Boy No-Nos (4 and counting) • Susan Sarandon stars in “Stepmom 2” • We talk about characters named Hank and Bobby for over an hour and Rory totally drops the ball on “King of the Hill” references • An evil demon negs a woke nazi until he attacks several magic preteens with an F-14 Tomcat

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Dungeons & Dragons - Episode 20, "The Dragon's Graveyard," and Episode 23, "The Time Lost"
Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Brian Simmons (Seattle but technically Florida I guess)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Andy’s Anime Corner

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 21 Aug 2018 07:00:00 -0700

Andy claws open the lock of his dungeon, shrouding the world in ten thousand years of anime darkness. Will we survive his ceaseless tournament arc of punishment? Will Subs defeat Dubs? Will our waifus ever love us back? Something something Millennium Puzzle UwU

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The phrase of the day is “meat juices” • Land Sharks just aren’t the apex predator we hoped they’d be • A brave new Goggle Boy hops inside a Mr. Bucket for some heavy drilling • Class is in session at Onsen High School™ • Austin has a Rough Time with short person humor and he looks so cute from down there

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Shokugeki no Soma (Food Wars) - Episode 1 - "An Endless Wasteland"
Available on Crunchyroll

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann - Episode 1 - "Bust Through the Heavens With Your Drill!"
Available on Netflix

Lovely Complex - Episode 1 - "Freshmen Year Summer! I'll Definitely Find a Boyfriend!"
Available on...the internet?

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Anime Jail), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Alison & Sammy in the 22nd Century (w/Sherlock Holmes)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 14 Aug 2018 07:00:00 -0700

Consulting Guest Detectives Alison Lührs and Sammy Scott lend us their expertise in honey riddles and monkey puzzles. With Sherlock and his compudroid Watson. In the future. On the moon.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Themes continue to be hilarious and not obtuse • Andy barely manages to flash us his Naruto unmentionables • Pterodactyls eat up precious moon-children • Austin spits on the sterling reputation of notorious moon-werewolf Michael Chiklis

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century - Episodes 3, 7, and 23.
Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guests: Alison Lührs and Sammy Scott (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Summer of Specials: Spider-Man ’94 (w/Jason Huff)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 07 Aug 2018 07:00:00 -0700

Our Summer of Specials has begun! First up is the 1994 Spider-Man animated series with the help of our special guest Jason “Scooter Hooligan” Huff.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The elegance of the Teen Face Dance • Miss Spiderman’s Home For Backdoor Pilots • A staggering lack of respect for emotional trauma • Frank Castle goes nuclear on some cobwebs • You know Blade’s mad when he pulls out his stinkbombs • Schrödinger’s Felicia both is and isn’t a Friday reference

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Spider-Man (1994) - Season 2, Episodes 7, 8, 9 (and 10 sorta)
Available, y'know, on the internet

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Jason Huff (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Interview - Michael Uslan, Creator of Dinosaucers

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Sat, 04 Aug 2018 07:00:00 -0700

Just in time for the August 8 release of the new Dinosaucers comic book, we’re thrilled to present our very special interview with the show’s creator (and Batman producer) Michael Uslan!

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Special Guest: Michael Uslan (Reptilon)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 35 - Floor-to-Ceiling Diapersix

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 31 Jul 2018 07:00:00 -0700

If you tune into our podcast exclusively for Andy-Shaming, we’ve got a whopper in your hopper. He doesn’t mind, because he’s drooling in his corner and eating wood.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Everything Is Diapersix • Pastawatch is back by “popular” “demand” • Goblins are real, and they hate the sun • Ghosts are real, and they eat cows • Darien is catnip for bees

Today's Episode Sponsors: Real Charmanders™ and The Four Separate Sentences That Ladies Love To Hear™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Cybersix - Episode 8 - “Gone With the Wings”
Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 9 - “Legend of Skull Duggery”
Available on YouTube

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 30 - “A Crystal Clear Destiny”
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 34 - Gary’s Goodbye

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 24 Jul 2018 07:00:00 -0700

This episode we go back to the 50s and have a rousing make-pretend about Rory’s very real 14-year-old son. Are there also cartoons? Yes?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy *almost* gains more Anime Demerits, and he’d better be fucking careful • Austin takes the gang on a disappointing trip for biscuits • Serena eats five whole desserts and hides it from her cat • Cat’s Cradle bafflingly wins Meridiana’s Game of the Year • Moo Mesa Presents: Snore Weddings and a Funeral

Today's Episode Sponsors: Outer Space Travis™ and Night Games™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 29 - “Sailor V Makes the Scene”
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

Cybersix - Episode 7 - “Brainwashed”
Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 8 - “Wedding Bull Blues”
Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Wholesome Bears (w/Charlotte Hollingsworth)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 17 Jul 2018 07:00:00 -0700

Charlotte “Goldilocks” Hollingsworth creeps into our basement and steals secret sips from our bowls of cartoon porridge: Care Bears, Gummi Bears, and The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh. Are they too spicy, too nasty, or just nasty enough?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Brave Heart Lion violates the Prime Directive • The Gummi Bear family is a toxic, gaslighting cesspit • Winnie the Pooh takes us to a German expressionist dreamscape • Andy’s very specific character impression wages emotional warfare on the unsuspecting

Today's Episode Sponsors: Rude Snakes™ and Simon’s Wine™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

The Care Bears - Episode 50A - “King of the Moon”
Available on YouTube

Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears - Episode 32 - “Guess Who's Gumming to Dinner”
Available on YouTube

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh - Episode 1 - “Pooh Oughta Be in Pictures”
Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Charlotte Hollingsworth (San Francisco)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Oops! All Sponsors

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 10 Jul 2018 07:00:00 -0700

We really jammed it up this time! Turns out when Kyle’s not around we accidentally

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Everything • In This Episode • Is Sponsors • Just The Ads • His palms are sweaty • knees weak • arms are heavy • there’s vomit on his sweater already

Today's Episode Sponsors: mom's spaghetti™

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): CONSPICUOUSLY MISSING

Episode 33 - Spicy Throwing Shrimp

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 03 Jul 2018 07:00:00 -0700

We accidentally trapped 600 birds in a classroom? Please send help

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin and Rory tussle to the death in a crystal house • Meridiana gets an entire Hitchcock of blue pigeons • No one seems to smell the poo gas except Andy • Mayor Bulloney just gets a whole dickload of shovels, end of episode • We can’t decide what smooched the gooch more: Tuxedo Melvin or Andy’s Animorphs references

Today's Episode Sponsors: Jeff Style’s Back: Jackin’ It Backwards™ and Barnabas, King of Trains™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Cybersix - Episode 6 - “Blue Birds of Horror”
Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 7 - “Wetward Whoa”
Available on YouTube

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 28 - “Tuxedo Melvin”
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 32 - Rhett Butler’s Fat Green Butthole

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:00:00 -0700

When we watch an episode of Sailor Moon that’s a real barn-burner, we have a duty to raise it to the sky like a child of prophecy. Please enjoy this incredible spate of kitty cat nonsense.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
A nasty man debuts his filthy video series • Two cows lock horns in Vaudeville Kombat • Return of the Stink Panther • Zoycite builds a living coat of sewer mice • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 24 and he’s just *steamed* about it

Today's Episode Sponsors: Doin’ It, Jeff Style™ and Still Doin’ It (With Jeff)™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 6 - “Thoroughly Moodern Lily”
Available on YouTube

Cybersix - Episode 5 - “Lori is Missing”
Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 27 - “Kitty Chaos”
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

CALLING ALL SPIDER RIDERS (w/Dominique Thomas)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 19 Jun 2018 07:00:00 -0700

Dominique Thomas, Avatar of Nines, Lord of Afroductions, and Keeper of the Sexual Fire rides in on an actual spider and hangs out in our room, and we don’t ask questions because you don’t question miracles.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Hunter Steele gets our blood boiling hot for ruthless spider-related critiques • We drop an exclusive bombshell about Drake • Shadow, the titular spider, very clearly doesn’t want to be in the show • Man triumphs over the tallest, stupidest anime hair that’s ever existed • Definitely drink first

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Spider Riders - Episodes 1, 2 & 3
Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Dominique Thomas (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 31 - Cybersix Is On Thin F**king Ice (w/Jaine Ye)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 12 Jun 2018 07:00:00 -0700

Featuring special guest Jaine Ye! Today on Saturday Morning Tuesdays, Cybersix makes a bafflingly tone-deaf blunder and we just, like...like we had to talk about it.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Thrill as we introduce what is sure to be a hit new pasta-related segment • Cybersix ruins a perfectly good detective story • Austin can barely suppress his salivary glands when talking about famed chain restaurant Red Lobster • Hunk Jesus is here, and he wears a tablecloth • Sorry Moo Mesa, but hair just doesn’t grow from the top of the pouch

Today's Episode Sponsors: New Salmon™ and Fill-’em-Up Phil™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Cybersix - Episode 4 - “Yashimoto, Private Eye”
Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 26 - “Grandpa’s Follies”
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 5 - “A Sheepful of Dollars”
Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Jaine Ye (NYC) (Or like, Boston I guess right now) (Or...Boston-area)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 30 - This is Sourdough

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 05 Jun 2018 07:00:00 -0700

The boys pucker their lips at the yucky sour taste of that lemon bread! Yuck! Almost as sour as some of them dang cartoons we watched.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory gifts us our most ambitious theme yet • Bag yourself a rain-trapped hunk with this one weird trick • Bovine child gangs roam the west • Mature romance means learning to love bugs • Austin and Rory pine after a cyborg panther • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 21 and counting

Today's Episode Sponsors: Zippers for Sisters™ and Justin's Birthday™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 25 - “Too Many Girlfriends”
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 4 - “School Days”
Available on YouTube

Cybersix - Episode 3 - “Terra”
Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Beverly Hills Teens (w/Amalia Larson)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 29 May 2018 07:00:00 -0700

Special guest Amalia “Bohemian Garage Party” Larson helps us navigate the lawless world of 1987’s Beverly Hills Teens. You won’t even notice Rory’s out with a mild-to-moderate Boatman’s Lung!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Song or Not Song? • The Problematic Adventures of Chester McTech • Ol’ Dusties ensure the horse laugh is on us • Pizza contest logistics shatter our tender brains • Reagan Baybeeee

Today's Episode Sponsors: Shark Box™ and Frustrating Clocks™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 1 - “Double Surfing Double Cross”
Available on YouTube maybe

Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 25 - “Ghost Story”
Available on YouTube maybe

Beverly Hills Teens - Episode 39- “Hold the Anchovies”
Available on YouTube maybe

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Amalia Larson (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 29 - Ninety Minutes of Non-Stop Panthers

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 22 May 2018 07:00:00 -0700

It’s Saturday Morning on this fateful Tuesday and we’re plump with windmill cereal (#TweetYourWheat) and dressed in the suits our mom picked out for us. Pour your milk over our bowls and join us as we dip our toes into those milk bowls and get wet from milk and then watch our favorite cartoons.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Join us in our windowless windmill operation • We just love that panther • Rory comes out guns blazing on his new segment, Cowboy Facts • Austin’s rap career begins and ends right before your eyes • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 15 and counting • Join us for the trial of Darien Kay Letourneau

Today's Episode Sponsors: Chimney Beans™ and T.G.I. Albert’s™

Horse People Are Real #TheTruthIsOutThere

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Cybersix - Episode 2 - “Data 7 & Julian”
Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

Wild West C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 2 - “A Snake In Cow’s Clothing”
Available on YouTube

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 24 - "An Artful Attack"
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 28 - Baloneyalism (w/Annie Jansen)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 15 May 2018 07:00:00 -0700

Our very good friend Annie Jansen is witness to the debut of two new shows in our lineup: the refreshingly progressive Cybersix and the depressingly regressive C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special guest Annie Jansen is foolishly unafraid of having her name google-linked to ours • Carb up to fight fascists with an Argentinian Pasta Breakfast • Rory did his cowboy homework • Annie drops the bomb on some Nuclear Horse Theory • It’s time for the Macy’s Day Parade to embrace gynecological floats

Today's Episode Sponsors: Trash Can Lasers™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Cybersix - Episode 1 - “Mysterious Shadow”
Available as a DVD on Amazon (or the Dark Web?)

Wild West C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa - Episode 1 - “Bang ‘Em High”
Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Annie Jansen (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 27 - Joe’s Nut Mystery (w/Alison Lührs)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 08 May 2018 07:30:00 -0700

It’s no secret that Zoltrax, King of Riddles, haunts Taiwan with his sackful of lies, sowing discord wherever his pale train travels. This week is no different, when he snickers his ghoulish laugh and goobers up our good tracks. (Translation: Rory fucked up again, but like, don’t worry about it.)

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Alison “I’m Above This” Luhrs hates our tawdry lollipop theme • Sailor Moon tries out her fresh new catchphrases • Meet the hot new mascot for jurisprudent snack chips • Melodia “doesn’t” like getting chucked around like a bag of apples • Old Man Stargazer handin’ out crusty candy apples.

Today's Episode Sponsors: The Doritos Judicial Experience™ and Upside-Down Hats™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 23 - “Mercury's Mental Match”
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

Silverhawks - Episode 13 - “The Milk Run”
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

Digimon Adventure - Episode 26 - “Sora's Crest of Love”
Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 26 - Just Wizard Stuff

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 01 May 2018 07:00:00 -0700

Our notorious audio phantom (Zoltrax, King of Riddles) curses our recording once again, but we soldier on undeterred to give Rory a good razzing about our hilarious Wizard Stuff.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Zero the Memory Thief displays shockingly poor financial skills • Honky Priest vs. Werehunk • Anime Wizard Andy has go to real jail, not the fun one • Ebenezer Mimi is visited by Sora the Dream Witch • MetalGreymon literally orphans a hundred frogs

Today's Episode Sponsors: The Downtown Trouser House™ and Stevesdropping™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Silverhawks - Episode 12 - “Zero the Memory Thief”
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 22 - “The Power of Friendship”
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

Digimon Adventure - Episode 25 - “Princess Karaoke”
Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

SEO-Friendly “Westworld” Special (w/Sheriff Kyle Levien)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 24 Apr 2018 07:11:46 -0700

What better way to hijack the #Westworld Season 2 hype than by A) not watching Westworld, and B) watching three of the goofiest sci-fi western cartoons we could shake a snake at. Those Google Spiders are gonna be so steamed! #2West2World

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:

If anyone asks, we did it for the clicks • Prairie-genesis gives us the gift of law-cows • Rory slips the word "ornithopter" into discussion and no one notices • Apparently time travel is just like, whatever now • Andy apparently knows a LOT of cat names from the 90’s musical punchline Cats

Today's Episode Sponsors: The Cowboy Box™ and Thicket Brisket™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

---Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa #3 - “Bulls of a Feather”

---BraveStarr #1 - “The Disappearance of Thirty-Thirty”

---The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers #54 - “The Battle of the Bandits”

Episode 25 - The Butthole Muppets Of Vehicle 9

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 17 Apr 2018 07:00:00 -0700

One time I ate an entire goose egg, shell and everything. #cartoons

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy tries out a new Jester character, further turning this podcast into his personal voice demo • Sometimes it takes a crystal to find a crystal • I think we’d prefer to see less of Seymour • Sailor Jupiter and Game Machine Joe karate chop us in the heart • Izzy YMCAs his way through most of the alphabet

Today's Episode Sponsors: ThunderKeith™ and Feral Phil & His Ramshackle Hut™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Digimon Adventure - Episode 24 - “No Questions, Please”
Available on Hulu

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 21 - “Jupiter Comes Thundering In”
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

Silverhawks - Episode 11 - “Gold Shield”
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 24 - Beach Wine For Two

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 10 Apr 2018 07:00:00 -0700

Bust out your sandy grapes and hit the crunchy surf with your favorite cartoon boys! YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The best themes are the ones that alienate Austin • We say farewell to Tenderhunk Nephlite • The Negaverse doesn’t even have Evil Christmas • Rory ignites a livejournal firestorm with his dreams of SteelSlash paramours • Silverhawks teaches kids how to submit a requisition form to accounts payable • Werewolves in denim awaken some unsettling feelings

Today's Episode Sponsors: A Message From The National Lemon Council™ and Prairie Jam™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 20 - “A Friend in Wolf’s Clothing”
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

Silverhawks - Episode 10 - “Magnetic Attraction”
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

Digimon Adventure - Episode 23 - “WereGarurumon’s Diner”
Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 23 - The One With the Karate Witch

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 03 Apr 2018 07:00:00 -0700

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This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory puts the writers of Silverhawks on blast for being talentless hacks, snakes are literally the first thing you learn to draw but whatever • Pre-order your copy of the 2019 Hunks Driving Funny Cars calendar • Gotta buy that good Dimetapp® • A pooping dinosaur saves children from reckless drug use

Today's Episode Sponsors: Sweet Eggs™ and Hands Inside America™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Silverhawks - Episode 9 - “Sky-Shadow”
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

Digimon Adventure - Episode 22 - “Forget About It!”
Available on Hulu

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 19 - “Molly's Folly”
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Part 2) (w/Patrick Stagaman)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 27 Mar 2018 07:00:00 -0700

It’s the much anticipated krang-clusion to the TMNT Super Episode. Join the boys and their Barnyard Nibbler Patrick for the final 3 episodes of season one of 1987’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It’s a lollygagging good time and many laughs are had at the expense of our friend Patrick who only wanted to spend time with us.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
It’s Footloose Rules when the hot-rodding ne’er-do-wells rocket into town • Special Guest Patrick Stagaman nibbles the plot of Goldilocks on our toes like a court stenographer • A ‘Roots’ Telltale game is a bad idea • April is a pizza-gobbling hypocrite with a shame freezer bursting at the seams with her stuffed-crust lies • BRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEOWWwwww....krangplane!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 3 - "A Thing About Rats"
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 4 - "Hot-Rodding Teenagers From Dimension X"
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 5 - "Shredded And Splintered"
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Patrick Stagaman (Portland)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Part 1) (w/Patrick Stagaman)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Sat, 24 Mar 2018 07:00:00 -0700

Surprise! We’re joined on a very special episode of Saturday Morning Saturdays (née Tuesdays) by our old friend and self-appointed CEO, Patrick “Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson” Stagaman! In Part One of our two-part special on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, we discuss the last 30 years of turtle-mania and explore episodes 1 and 2 of the original series from 1987. Check back for Part Two on Tuesday!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy realizes his lifelong dream of being a bag of beans • Turns out we all know a lot about Turtles • Ninja gentrification • Krang and Shredder have those flavors we crave • We all admit that our deepest fear is hippo violence • No really, like go look at hippo videos, you’ll never sleep again

Further reading on the origins of TMNT [ScreenCrush]

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 1 - "Turtle Tracks"
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) - Season 1, Episode 2 - "Enter the Shredder"
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Patrick Stagaman (Portland)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 22 - 13 Things You Can Do With a Soda Can

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 20 Mar 2018 07:00:00 -0700

Episode 22 - “13 Things You Can Do With a Soda Can” - Downtown Vince HATES #5.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The three of us sit in a triangle and spank each other until a thick podcast forms • Andy grows Naruto Whiskers when challenged to an anime fight • Melvin screams the theme at us again • Taiwan doesn’t recognize Daylight’s noble sacrifice • △▽△▽ T R I A N G L E △▽△ M E M E S ▽△▽△

Today's Episode Sponsors: Edible Boyfriends™ and 2Cheez’s new album, Bird/Tape™

Andy’s Anime Crimes:

Exhibit A

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Digimon Adventure - Episode 21 - “Home Away From Home”
Available on Hulu

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 18 - “Worth a Princess’s Ransom”
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

Silverhawks - Episode 8 - “The Threat of Dritt”
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 21 - The Woes of Heavy Friendship

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 13 Mar 2018 07:00:00 -0700

This week you’ll be so impressed by our amazing discussion and quick wit that you won’t even notice the 6 minutes of weird audio that happens when Zoltrax, King of Riddles, visits from the future and whispers his grim tidings into our ears. (does anyone even read these?)

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Joe’s torrid love affair with The Sphinx boils over • Austin steams up his patented punk salad • Sailor V knows how to merchandise • Mon*Star pumps his nickels into the one-armed bandit • The Elvis Monkey cooks himself into a digital bowl of flesh spaghetti • Sora does a Clone War

Today's Episode Sponsors: 2 Hot Monsters Walk-In Health Clinic™ & Adult Popsicles™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 17 - "An Animated Mess"
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

Silverhawks - Episode 7 - "The Backroom"
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

Digimon Adventure - Episode 20 - "The Earthquake of MetalGreymon"
Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 20 - The One True Frasier (w/Alison Lührs)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 06 Mar 2018 07:00:00 -0800

Get ready to toss your salads and scramble your eggs, cause it’s a Frasier episode! DISCLAIMER: this is not an actual episode of Frasier, nor do we watch or particularly discuss Frasier, it’s definitely just more anime

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Alison Lührs hears the blues a-callin’ • The Bank Planet of Do-lar needs to be FDIC-insured • If you piss yourself in the game, you die in real life • Tuxedo Mask gets werewolf rules with formalwear • Charon the Boatman ferries Andy through Hades and into the Jimmy Neutron Wiki

Today's Episode Sponsors: Time Parties™ & WetSheets™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Silverhawks - Episode 6 - "Darkbird"
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

Digimon Adventure - Episode 19 - "The Prisoner of the Pyramid"
Available on Hulu

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 16 - "Who Is That Masked Man?"
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Special - X-Men: The Animated Series (w/Matt Grigsby)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 27 Feb 2018 07:00:00 -0800

We’re joined in the studio by X-Man X-Fan (and current Austin’s Roommate) Matt Grigsby for an X-citing chat about the 1992 Fox animated series (X-Men) (The Animated Xeries)

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin worldbuilds dairy products out of the picture • Never leave home without your throwin’ tomatoes • Voracious readers bring down an interdimensional slug monster • You never forget where you got your first bones • Alan the Intern is a stickler for car accuracy

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

X-Men - Season 1, Episode 3 - "Enter Magneto"
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

X-Men - Season 2, Episode 11 - "Mojovision"
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

X-Men - Season 3, Episode 19 - "Weapon X, Lies, and Videotape"
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Matt Grigsby (Portland)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 19 - Doob Up for my Fourthmeal

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 20 Feb 2018 08:00:00 -0800

Put a cork in that bong and spleef yourself a huff of this nasty pod gas, since this episode gets REAL irritating with weed references. LEGALIZE IT #LegalizeIt

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin “Joint King” Bridges tells us about Pizza Chips • [Content Warning: horrifying possessed dolls] • The boys get tickled by Picklemon • A rude time-teen blasts his ‘tude all over the galaxy • Mon*Star wakes up on the wrong side of the Bed*Star

Today's Episode Sponsors: Riddle School™ and 1-800-Backyard-Meat™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 15 - "Dangerous Dollies"
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

Digimon Adventure - Episode 18 - "The Piximon Cometh"
Available on Hulu

Silverhawks - Episode 5 - "Stop Timestopper"
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 18 - Spaghetti & Meatballs Beauty Pageant

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 13 Feb 2018 08:00:00 -0800

Dip your spoon into a bowl of our cartoon guttersoup, of which we have much to serve to your puckered kiss-pouch. Also, we have a new episode out. The soup is separate. But it’s good.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Yes, the Soup Theme carries through the episode • A bearded lightbulb man loses a whole sun • Kokatorimon Captures All The Boys • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 10 and counting • Austin forgets that he ripped off The Good Place • Serena’s true love calls her a dog-faced old trashcan.

Today's Episode Sponsors: “How’s That Cereal?”™ and “What Happened to My Mango?”™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Silverhawks - Episode 4 - "Save the Sun"
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 14 - "Shutter Bugged"
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

Digimon Adventure - Episode 17 - "The Crest of Sincerity"
Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 17 - The Heart of a Goober

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 06 Feb 2018 08:00:00 -0800

Hey, Listener. We’ve been talking, and we’re ready to take the next step in our relationship. We think it’s finally time to have a serious discussion about skate tricks and missile sharks.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy pops a 360 Brandy Nosebone • Tai commits foodcrime on his sad dinosaur • Mon*Star is a real Pushy Patricia about his cool new nickname • Silverhawks worldbuilding is Kiss Kiss Delicious • Serena gets sidetracked by ham and double husbands

Today's Episode Sponsors: Fargo Babies™ and Pasta Tops™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Digimon Adventure - Episode 16 - "The Arrival of Skullgreymon"
Available on Hulu

Silverhawks - Episode 3 - "The Planet Eater"
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 13 - "Wedding Day Blues"
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

Episode 16 - Put An Egg

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 30 Jan 2018 08:00:00 -0800

After last week’s birthday episode we’re back to our normal jazz - come take a sip of our delicious milkshake as we contract the Lunar Goofies and find out how many rhinos it takes to pull a disco train.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Andy’s voice attracts spooky phantoms • What Rashōmon will Rory think of next • Austin’s Prissy Points: 5 and counting • Melvin makes Serena his prunewife • Windhammer gets ladled up like soup • Etemon, the Train-Drivin’ Monkey Elvis we need, but not the Train-Drivin’ Monkey Elvis we deserve

Today's Episode Sponsors: Grandma’s Hot Lil’ Griddle™ and Bonesy Boy: The Skeleton Baby for Boneless Boys™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 12 - "An Unnatural Phenomena"
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

Digimon Adventure - Episode 15 - "The Dark Network of Etemon"
Available on Hulu

Silverhawks - Episode 2 - “Journey to Limbo”
Available for purchase on Amazon Video

Special - Rory’s Downstairs Birthday Situation

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 23 Jan 2018 12:38:00 -0800

Today is our lovely Rory Voie’s birthday! His hunk-stars have aligned, and he has gained yet another ring around his trunk. Come listen to Austin and Andy shower him with deeply disappointing cartoon gifts: James Bond Jr. and Potato Head Kids.

This week on Saturday Ror-ning Tuesdays:
Jaws eats a goddamn car • Jimmy Bonjunior plucks from the rare English Pepper Tree • Austin’s lack of sleep makes him an easy target for mean-spirited pranks • Potato Head Kids shows us how truly low we can go • Everyone high-fives a dolphin

Today's Episode Sponsors: Jump Plates™ x2

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

James Bond Jr. - Episode 1 - “The Beginning”
Available on YouTube
Potato Head Kids - Episode 2 - "The Case of the Fouled Up Pharaoh"
Available on YouTube
Potato Head Kids - Episode 22 - "Surfin' Potatoes"
Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 15 - The Menace of Squid*Car

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 16 Jan 2018 12:45:00 -0800

After a week-long slumber, we emerge from our chrysalis to reveal a shiny new second-season form, bristling with new energy, new monstrous spider legs, and even a new show! We’ve added the 80s masterpiece Silverhawks to our weekly lineup, so come on in and find out how much we love squid cars.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Austin’s cumbersome crab hands get the best of him • Rory fumbles over a pretty easy clam joke • The Planet of the Mimes is not something we made up • We all have a good laugh at a horrible slug man • We’re counting down the days until Matt is literally just a harmonica-playing Jesus • Rich tennis hunks hurdle right into our hearts

Today's Episode Sponsors: Weasel Cheese™ and Mummy Vitamins™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Silverhawks - Episode 1 - “The Origin Story”
Available for purchase on Amazon Video
Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 11 - "Match Point for Sailor Moon"
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)
Digimon Adventure - Episode 14 - "Departure For a New Continent"
Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Ghost Week Part Two: The Season 1 Clipisode

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 09 Jan 2018 12:48:00 -0800

Brace yourselves for our most accessible and commitment-free content yet!

In part two of our Ghost Week, we indulge in a time-honored television staple: The Clipisode! We’ve curated a chunk of clips from our past that make us secrete giggle-juice from our grim excreters. If you were on the fence before, one whiff of this boywater will make you want to chomp our flavor for sure. (click here for part one)

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Osiris weighs our joke-hearts and is pleased • Austin keeps his well thoroughly dipped • Rory spills the tea on science fiction authors • Andy watches anime and we still don’t like it • Ronald isn’t ready for *this* jelly

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Ghost Week Part One: The Season 1 Recap-tacular

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 09 Jan 2018 08:00:00 -0800

Brace yourselves for our most accessible and commitment-free content yet!

In part one of our Ghost Week, us devilish hunklings sit in our La-Z-Boys and reminisce about the good old days in a Season One Retrospective. (click here for part two)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 14 - Andy Didn't Watch the Episodes (w/Bill Woodland)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 02 Jan 2018 12:52:00 -0800

In a real Planes, Trains, and Automobiles situation, Bill Woodland finds himself an unwitting podcast guest! He joins a delinquent Andy, a disease-riddled Austin, and perfect boy Rory for a Sweeps Week spectacular.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Bill “Irish Surprise” Woodland scampers out from his pot of gold • Austin dribbles his gooey drainage all over the studio floor • Devimon gets a Bowflex • Angemon raises many pertinent nipple questions • Serena gets dreamy with star hunks • Jadeite creates an airplane-based Prometheus situation

Today's Episode Sponsor: No More Bumps™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Digimon Adventure - Episode 13 - "The Legend of the Digi-Destined"
Available on Hulu
Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 10 - "Fight to the Finish"
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Bill Woodland (Ireland) (Usually)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 13 - Sexy Demon Gaslighting: A Sailor Moon Power Hour (w/Alison Luhrs)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 26 Dec 2017 12:54:00 -0800

Hey kids, we’re back in the pod-hole with our dear friend Sailor Alison. This episode we catch up on Sailor Moon while ignoring our digi-duties for a week. If you were curious whether Patamon was going to get straight murdered today or not, you’ll have to tune in next week to find out!

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Rory makes a heinous auditory blunder • if(boyfriend) { do(naps); } • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 8 and counting • Raye and Serena battle to be top goggle-girl • We’re still wondering where the 50 theme park kidnap victims went • Sexy Cap’n Jed is undone by sporty photography

Today's Episode Sponsor: Secret Movies, Secret Movies About Dogs™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 8 - "Nightmare in Dreamland"
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)
Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 9 - "Cruise Blues"
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Alison Lührs (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Santa-day Morning Tuesdays: A Deluxe Christmas Special

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 19 Dec 2017 12:55:00 -0800

Stoke your chestnut fire, unpack those jollies, and tune up the family carols: it’s the holiday season! See what fresh Christmas hell we’ve got cooked up for today.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The boys dust off their ol’ goose • Austin commands his Amazon Echo (not a sponsor) • Mario invents organized religion • Skeletor learns the true meaning of Christmas • Hey Arnold! returns and bludgeons us with a devastating emotional cudgel

Today's Episode Sponsors: Christmas Hammers™ and Reindeer James™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Captain N & The New Super Mario World - The Night Before Cave Christmas
He-Man and She-Ra - A Christmas Special
Hey Arnold! - Arnold's Christmas

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 12 - Spooky Ghost Kidnap Bus

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 12 Dec 2017 12:56:00 -0800

The boys are back in town and they’re watching two shows that you’re contractually obligated to also watch. Because of that terms-of-service you clicked “agree” on without reading. You also have to like, comment, subscribe, and tell our moms they look good today.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
The boys miss an obvious ‘quarterback’ joke and now they regret it • Andy’s Anime Demerits: 4 and counting • Digimon eggs are basically bop-its • Jadeite gets lazy about codenames • Legendary Sailor Mars taps to produce two 1/1 crow tokens

Today's Episode Sponsors: Rory’s Time™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Digimon Adventure - Episode 12 - "DigiBaby Boom"
Available on Hulu
Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 7 - "An Uncharmed Life"
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 11 - Amy’s Weird Knees

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 05 Dec 2017 12:57:00 -0800

The boys are down to TWO SHOWS as Dinosaucers goes the way of the...you know. Join us while we spend the extra time imagining who would make the cutest couples and going whole ham on clock sales.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Jadeite files his W-2 • Living. Digital. Ghosts. Checkmate Atheists • Sora goes fishing for boys • Andy goos it • Austin experiments with his Talkhole

Today's Episode Sponsor: Finger Whiskers™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 6 - "Time Bomb"
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)
Digimon Adventure - Episode 11 - "The Dancing Digimon"
Available on Hulu

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

Episode 10 - Romanian Dub Secrets (w/Teo "Hot Tub" Popescu)

saturdaymorningtuesdays@gmail.com (SMT Podcasts) — Tue, 28 Nov 2017 12:58:00 -0800

Teodora “Our Friend” Popescu joins us at the SatAM world headquarters for Deep Chats about Sailors Moon & Mercury, perverted digi-trolls, and those frustrating space reptiles we hate. But we’re not getting covered in poop about it.

This week on Saturday Morning Tuesdays:
Special Guest Teo Popescu tells us the wild saucy truth about Romanian Anime (anything goes) • Boys named Andrew are gross and they smell • More Digimon are picking up what Mimi is putting down • Sailor Moon The Show apologizes for Sailor Moon The Character • Teens get riled up for accurate Dinosaucer cosplay

Today's Episode Sponsors: Box Full of Whistles™, Randy & Andy’s Junkyard Brunch™

THIS WEEK'S EPISODES

Sailor Moon (DiC) - Episode 5 - “Computer School Blues”
Available on WatchSailorMoon.com (use AdBlock most def)
Digimon Adventure - Episode 10 - “A Clue from the Digi-Past”
Available on Hulu
Dinosaucers - Episode 10 - “Rockin' Reptiles”
Available on YouTube

The Boys: Andrew Eric Davison (Seattle), Austin Bridges (Portland), Rory Voie (Taipei)
Fabulous Guest: Teo Popescu (Seattle)
The Dad (Audio Production): Kyle Levien (Seattle)

The opinions expressed in this podcast about boys named Andrew largely do not represent the views of boys named Andrew