Guy who tried to pass off million dollar bill at Walmart

This lovely fellow, tried passing off a fake million dollar bill to pay for some household items at his local Walmart.  The man Michael Anthony Fuller (age 53), tried telling the store clerk that the bill was real.  Evidently the clerk couldn’t make change for this large of a bill, and called the police…lol

Mr. Fuller has been charged with attempting to obtain property by false pretenses and uttering a forged instrument.  I am surprised the police even wasted their time arresting this character, since the act was just so asinine.

… and in case you are wondering who is on the million dollar bill, no one, there is no such thing.

I support the gay community in there desire to have the same right to marry and pay higher taxes, as the rest of us.  That being said, this protester didn’t accomplish anything beyond a few news blurbs, and making himself look like a silly ass.

Tiger Blood Jagermeister Cocktail

shot of Jagermeister

1/2 can of Red Bull

splash of Grenadine

Serve on the rocks

Yes, this is very similar to the popular “Jagerbomb” Jagermeister cocktail, but the addition of  grenadine, both sweetens the drink and gives it the “tiger blood” look.  Charlie Sheen’s Tiger Blood has never tasted so good.

I can’t claim credit for this beverage masterpiece, nor it’s clever naming.  To the best of my knowledge, the cocktail was created and named by David Lauterbach, I found the drink on the Brian’s Belly blog.

Happier times. Sheen, Mueller & the twins.

Charlie Sheen’s psychotic ramblings have now resulted in the toddler twin boys he had with Brooke Mueller to be removed from his custody by authorities.  Charlie had the 23 month old boys at his residence, where Charlie lives with his two live-in girlfriends , that he calls “The Goddesses”.

Reportedly Sheen threatened, soon to be ex-wife, Brooke with decapitation, if she tried to remove the boys herself (Sheen denies this).  Ms. Mueller proceeded to obtain a restraining order, and authorities acted on it last night.

While Sheen  fully cooperated with authorities in their removal of the boys, he was taped saying, “Tiger blood now drips from my fangs”.

Way to look sane Charlie.

Hopefully this fiasco will all be sorted out in short order, for the sake of those sweet little boys.

Ashton Kutcher shared with Jay Leno recently that he and his wife Demi had purchased a fancy uber expensive toilet seat, yet despite this extravagance Mr. Kutcher still prefers to go wiz outside with his dogs.

Apparently, Ashton mentioned this on a prior talk show, and one of his neighbors got “pissed” off about this habit.  The neighbor was under the impression that Kutcher was relieving himself on his property, and brought up Los Angeles law and such.  According to Ashton he and his canine companions are relieving themselves on their own property.

All I have to say is Ashton,  your not in Iowa anymore, and despite your best efforts you are not actually canine.  Go use the damn bathroom

It never fails to amaze me how truly stupid the criminal element can be. Florida sheriff’s deputies have reported that they recently arrested 5 teens for the attempted burglary of another home, when they learned of this exercise in stupidity.  Apparently the teens had broken into a home on December 15th, and stole the ashes of the residents father, as well as, her two Great Danes, along with some electronics and such.

These rocket scientists mistook the remains for cocaine or heroine, and proceeded to snort the ashes.  Upon realizing what they were actually doing the teens threw the containers in a nearby lake, after discussing returning them, but fearing capture.

The stupid criminals have been charged, and police divers are trying to recover the remains.

Dolly Parton celebrates her 65th birthday today.  Do I have any smart-ass comments to make about Dolly?

Nope

Dolly Parton was, and still is a very clever business woman.  She managed to commercialize a saucy look and attitude, while still maintaining and promoting good values.  Dolly gets an “A” in my book.

O.K., it just wouldn’t be Saucy News, if I didn’t post this pic too.  This was prior to Ms. Parton’s “boob expansion”, our girl has always done things in a big way…wouldn’t you say?

Helena Bonham Carter was not a nominee at the Golden Globes last night, but she certainly ensured she would be a topic of discussion today.  Carter showed up in this Vivienne Westwood gown, which looked like Gone with the Wind’s curtain dress gone terribly wrong.  She didn’t stop their though.  To make certain her look truly screamed dumpster diver chic, Carter wore two different color shoes.

While I abhor the look, I applaud her sass in wearing it.

Will this guy ever learn.  Richard Hatch, the season 1 winner of Survivor, remembered as a crafty player, who made other contestants uncomfortable by hanging out in the buff, is in trouble with the law once again.  Hatch served 3 years for tax evasion already, part of his 2006 sentence required him to refile his 2000 and 2001 tax returns.  He has still failed to do so, putting him in violation of the terms of his supervised release.

After interest and penalties, Hatch is reported to now owe $1.7 million in taxes.  That makes his big 1 million dollar win on Survivor look paltry, and doesn’t even figure in all the legal fees this guy has racked up, as well.  Rather than just throwing this problem child back in jail, the judge is considering more information, but if Richard Hatch doesn’t show some submission soon, he may well be watching his appearance on The Celebrity Apprentice, in prison orange.