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The Keds are Back

2013-01-28T19:03:00.001-05:00

After almost a 2 year hangover, the Keds are finally back. With one final semester of school left, we figured why not bring back the Sav of the Day, as well as many other new posts of good music, funny videos, and other pointless entertaining information. We enjoy the feedback, and please feel free to make any suggestions going forward to try and make the site best it possibly can be. Finally always open to more bloggers, so let us know if interested.

All of the Lights Cover

2011-05-07T22:45:00.001-04:00

Chris Simms Acquitted for Smoking and Driving

2011-05-04T21:33:00.001-04:00

Former NFL QB Chris Simms, best known as the son of super bowl winner and current sportscaster Phil Simms, has won his case against the NYPD who suspected him of smoking weed in his car. As you can see, he was clearly high as fuck at the time, but luckily the officer made a crucial mistake that led to the acquittal. Still, at the time of his stop he was described as acting like a zombie, and Simms told the officer there was no weed in the car because "he smoked it all". After getting cut by the Titans early last year, its pretty clear he won't play in the NFL again, and this arrest certainly isn't helping his case. Its good to see him spending his "retirement" the right way.

Bill Russell Finally Given Proper Acknowledgement

2011-05-04T17:00:00.001-04:00

Finally this NBA great and most importantly Celtic great is getting recognized with a statue outside of the Garden. Easily one of the best to ever play the game, accumulating 11 championships and 4 MVP awards while with the Celts. Means he has 11 rings, he can't even fit them all on both of his hands, has to wear one around his neck, fucking savage. Fuck you Kobe! And Lebron your a disgrace at least win 1 you pussy.

Sav of the Day

2011-05-04T16:43:00.000-04:00

Pvt. 1st Class Anthony T. Kaho'ohanohano

This Hawaiian dude was recently awarded the Medal of Honor, despite getting killed in 1951. Serving in the Korean War, he committed some of the most commendable acts of savagery in the stage of battle that I have ever heard. Basically what happened was the 21 year old Kaho and his battalion were getting hit real hard by the Asians. They were clearly outnumbered and were forced to retreat. But Kaho being the sav that he is went back behind enemy lines by himself and proceeded to fire at them until he was out of ammunition, at which point he engaged in hand to hand combat until he was killed. The total kill count: 14. That's an unbelievable kill to death ratio.. 14 to 1. But this is real fucking life. Kids got some balls.

Christian Bale Continues His Quest for Savagery

2011-05-04T16:40:00.001-04:00

Can't wait to see how crazy Heath Ledger's performance is going to be......too soon? But on a serious note I am pumped to see this movie the last Batman was nuts, and with practically the whole cast returning, including former Sav of the Day Christian Bale, this one is bound to be the best Batman yet. Might get the Batman emblem branded on my back just like Bale, except he may be a little more chizzled.

For the Playoffs

2011-05-04T15:58:00.002-04:00

Adrien Brody Reading the Ten Crack Commandments

2011-05-04T02:34:00.001-04:00

Adrien Brody went up a notch in my book. That puts him at notch one.

Sav of the Day

2011-05-03T01:44:00.000-04:00

Barack Obama

In keeping with the patriotic theme of savs we've been having, I think its a no brainer that Barack "the rock" Obama gets his time in the sun. And really, this was warranted even before he hunted down Bin Laden. Over the weekend our commander in chief took the stage at the annual White House Correspondents Dinner, and was fucking comedy. Takes shots at all his critics, especially Donald Trump, who was not having it at all. Fast forward to the 10 minute mark where shit gets real funny and Trump gets rattled. Keep in mind he was doing this knowing that we were in the process of tracking Bin Laden, the biggest make or break moment of his presidency. The dude had a lot on his plate.

Our last 3 presidents have been savs (Obama, Bush, Clinton). This says a lot about our nation. Fuck France.

Not Your Average Talking Dog...

2011-05-02T23:35:00.002-04:00

...This dog actually is saying this shit. I'm 50% sure.

Savagery at the Preakness

2011-05-02T01:07:00.000-04:00

So at the Preakness every year, they do these "toilet runs" where you run across the porta-pottys while getting pummeled by hundreds of beer cans. This guy takes it like a champ, hilarious when he gets nailed with about 4 toilets to go. Would love to be in attendance for this.

Sav of the Year

2011-05-01T23:28:00.001-04:00

Soldier Who Killed Osama Bin Laden

Though the info on this is pretty scarce at the time, its been confirmed public enemy number 1 Osama Bin Laden has been killed. Its not known exactly which soldier killed him, but apparently he was killed in firefight after learning of his location, and was shot in the head. Regardless, this is a testament to the hard work put in by the Armed Forces to rid the world of this son of a bitch. Finally we can all rest knowing that the leader of terrorism in the world is dead, and not on his own terms. We all hope these last 10 years have been miserable for Bin Laden, and now he's in his rightful fiery grave. Burn in hell, Osama.

Sav of the Day

2011-04-30T19:32:00.001-04:00

Lloyd Banks

What a better gift on your 29th birthday than to be named Sav of the Day. The G Unit member was kind of born into fame and success by just being childhood friends with 50 Cent, but there's no denying Banks' talents. The man can spit, and he's got one of the most distinctive voices in the game. His career tapered off a bit a few years ago when the Kanye Wests of the world put gangsta rap out of favor, but he made a huge comeback last year with the song "Beamer, Benz, or Bentley" (which has one of the best beats ever). It looks like Banks is here to stay, and we look forward to hearing more sick songs from him.

Sav of the Day

2011-04-29T14:33:00.001-04:00

Adam Schefter

No question the biggest sav to come out of last night’s draft was Adam Schefter. No it wasn’t Mel Kiper Jr who left a giant jizz stain on everyone’s television set. Not Cam Newton or Blaine Gabbert who are dooming their respective franchises until they are forced to move to Los Angeles. It’s Adam Schefter, the guy who was sitting on the bench next to Chris Mortensen in ESPN’s draft coverage. He made the most of his lack of airtime, instead using twitter to tell the world who the next team was gonna pick (and he was mostly dead on). How is Schefter such an insider? I have no idea, but what I do know is that his talents have pushed John Clayton (that old fuck) to scrap heap of ESPN’s NFL guys. Schefter just knows his shit.

The Dean's List- Dear Professor

2011-04-29T02:45:00.001-04:00

Sick new song from up and coming rap trio The Dean's List. Hailing from Boston (and one of them from NJ) these guys definitely have the potential to shake things up. Ill production on this track, infectious sample...might just be a jam for the summer.

All it Takes is a Fence

2011-04-28T22:14:00.002-04:00

Crazy left side is U.S. with just open land, and the right side Mexico, full of non stop craziness.

Good Hit Wes Welker

2011-04-28T19:53:00.001-04:00

Wes Welker we already know is a savage, but just came across this. Check out this broad that he is dating, complete dime. Anna Burns, a model, and winner of the 2005 International Hooters contest. Congrats Wes.

Sav of the Day

2011-04-28T13:05:00.003-04:00

Mark Herzlich

There’s not a bigger sav in this draft class than linebacker Mark Herzlich. He may not have the name recognition of the Cam Newton’s of the world, but he has the most amazing story. He started his first few years at Boston College as one of the most promising players in the nation, being named an All-American and the ACC Defensive Player of the Year. Then in 2009 he was diagnosed with a rare form of cancer. Like the sav he is he continued his workouts throughout the chemo, and was announced as cancer-free. Though he sat out the entire year, he came back strong in 2010. Draft prospects still relish in his talents, and he’s expected to be a mid-round pick this year, possibly going as high as the second round. Herzlich’s an inspiration to us all, and the fact that he’s a beast makes him a guy all NFL fans want on their team.

Great Trio Here- Drop in the Ocean

2011-04-28T12:40:00.001-04:00

Eminem, Kanye, and Wiz Killing it in this...

Lebron Rattled

2011-04-28T12:21:00.002-04:00

The Heat practiced at Saint Joe's in Hagan over the past weekend, and this is one of my buddies chirping at Lebron. The video is not the best, but funny if you listen in, right at the end of the video Lebron responds; "Don't get embarrassed." Note my friend was wearing a Larry Bird jersey, this just adds onto the list of why Lebron sucks.

Sav of the Day

2011-04-27T02:29:00.001-04:00

Jon Gruden

Chucky gets the nod today because not only is Thursday the NFL draft (and of course Jonny will be there analyzing each pick) but he's easily one of the biggest savages ever to grace the sideline. His intensity is unmatched, he constantly just chirped at the refs and shouted outrageous expletives while rocking his patented visor look. And you can't put his resume in question either, Gruden won the 2002 Super Bowl with the Bucs making him the youngest head coach to ever do it. Nowadays you can find him on ESPN doing Monday Night Football and doing bullshit football segments like Gruden's QB Camp, which is basically him gloating over draft prospects that are all better than the QBs he coached (Jeff Garcia? Brad Johnson? Chris Simms?..I rest my case). I'm convinced Gruden can get virtually any NFL or college job he wants, he's just waiting for the right opportunity.

Here's a clip of a Gruden pregame speech. Tell me you wouldn't want to go to war this guy. Not quite Pacino in AGS, but this ain't a movie, dog.

Lil Wayne- I'm Into You

2011-04-27T00:06:00.001-04:00

Good Hit Jay Cutler

2011-04-26T21:13:00.001-04:00

Jay Cutler, although a pussy as shown in last year's NFC Championship, just got engaged to former Laguna Beach smoke show, Kristin Cavallari. I mean you have to hate his little puss face that he puts on every time he is on the field, with no expression what so ever (not as bad as Eli Manning,) but still not a fan. But with that said if he is engaged to a babe from Laguna Beach, I guess that moves him up a notch or two in my book.

The College Triangle

2011-04-26T19:38:00.001-04:00

Sav of the Day

2011-04-26T12:12:00.001-04:00

The Waterskiing Squirrel

I realize this video is over a million years old, but you gotta give credit where credit is due. When you're easily the most prolific and talented being in your species, you are definetley a sav. The waterskiing squirrel is the only noteworthy squirrel I've ever known...most of them just run around looking for acorns and run away like a pussy when you get close. This one doesn't do that shit. He bides his time waterskiing, and getting as much tail most squirrels get in 10 years, in 2 days. So enjoy the moment squirrels, this will in all likelihood be your last sav.