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Snarking at my Lululemon bag, part one

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 01:19:00 +0000

I bought a couple of headbands from the sale section of the Lululemon website a few weeks ago, and when they arrived, they came with a reusable Lululemon bag, emblazoned with the company's "manifesto," a bunch of supposedly feel-good affirmations. I didn't actually read it until today, and then I...

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Feline refugee

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 00:49:00 +0000

Last week, we had an interesting day at work. We were just hanging out, doing our jobs like good employees, and watching the weather go completely nuts. In just a matter of moments, a clear sky became a foreboding dark grey-blue and the wind began to howl. The back door of the office began...

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Sauced salsa

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 21:12:00 +0000

A friend of mine was hungry after the Folk Festival, so we went to Denny's, one of the few places still serving food at that hour. I was just looking for a snack, so I ordered a small nacho plate. Denny's version of nachos is...interesting. The small is very small, and covered in some kind of...

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Batshit crazy

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 03:25:00 +0000

Franklin the cat had some digestive issues, so I took him to the vet to have a finger stuck up his butt (good times - I never knew a cat could make such ungodly sounds). However, I couldn't get into my regular dude, oh he of the mustachio and big belt buckle of manliness, so I went to another vet...

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Meet Freak Magnette

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 18:26:00 +0000

After listening to a litany of hilarious bad date and freak stories that included: stalkersflashers, and drawers of disturbing used sex toys, I finally convinced a friend of mine to start a blog about her crazy experiences. It's tough being a single gal in your 30s, especially if you're a freak...

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Of drag kings and land sharks

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 04:51:00 +0000

Some friends and I were playing that game where you type in "[your name] wants" into Google and see what pops up. And then we took it a step further and wrote stories for each other based on the lists. The fabulous Diva wrote my story. Enjoy! The list... Savia wants: ...to kill her as well, but...

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We ain't in Ohio no more

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 01:55:00 +0000

For those of you who are into singing while doing naughty things to one another, I present the trailer for the XXX parody of Glee. Now that you've been sufficiently traumatized, I return you to your regular blog reading. You're welcome.

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Happy pappy

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 00:21:00 +0000

I was so stressed today and had to run off to a doctor's appointment that I didn't want to go to. When I got to the office, the doc was running really late, and I ended up sitting in the waiting room for 20 minutes. Then, I was sent to an examination room, where I waited another five minutes,...

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Cultura Moderna!

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 01:28:00 +0000

My baby bro is getting married at the end of the month, and then he and his wife are going to Italy to visit my crazy Italian family. Since I was there three years ago and my brother hasn't been to the giant boot for 13 years, he wanted my advice. Savia: They are going to tell you you're fat and...

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Dealbreakers

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Mon, 24 May 2010 16:53:00 +0000

Post-Superstar, I've been on a few dates, but haven't actually dated anyone seriously. There have been some first dates, but not a lot of second or third because I'm at the point in my life when I'm not willing to overlook some major deal breakers. When I look back at my past relationships, part...

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It is a thin ahead

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Wed, 19 May 2010 01:34:00 +0000

My sweet friend N'Kara gave me a chopsticks and case set this weekend. It is oh-so-cute, but the best part, by far, are the instructions on the back. As an English geek, I must share: WARNING Wash it with warm water after use and wipe with soft cloth. Do not leave it in the water for long...

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And then violence broke out...well, almost

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 01:32:00 +0000

About a year ago, I went on my first date post-Superstar. It was an accidental date, actually. I was volunteering at a convention because a friend of mine has a way of sucking me into these things. Sitting at the registration table, I got to see everyone coming into the convention hall. One of...

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Humina humina humina

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 02:32:00 +0000

I've never really thought about Jamie Foxx in a naughty kind of way, but I saw this video the other day, and now I can't stop. (Start at 3:30 and pay close attention to what he starts doing with his tongue at around 4:00.) Holy mother of fuck. I've never seen that before. My mind naturally goes to...

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If you know me well...

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:19:00 +0000

I swiped this meme from Decoy Betty, who swiped it from someone else, who probably swiped it from someone else, who... my head hurts. If you know me well, you know: I refuse to be a foster home for cats and kittens anymore because I'm worried I'm going to become the crazy cat lady down by the...

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Grace in Small Things: Saturday night edition

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:03:00 +0000

Being an incredibly cheap drunk. Three whole beer, baby. Yes, I know how to live on the edge. All photos in this post are by the fabulous and incredibly talented Schmutzie. Super hot pictures in which it looks like I'm about to make out with my hair doppelganger, only she and I are just looking...

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Cock of the walk

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:36:00 +0000

Many, many years ago, a friend and I were talking and somehow ended up on the topic of what we'd be like if we were male. Immediately, I said, "If I were a guy, I'd have a huge cock. And I would be awesome in bed." Then, my friend got all upset and pouty. Savia: What's wrong? Her: You have a...

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I always worry about this...

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:50:00 +0000

Woman Jailed for Loud Sex. ...fortunately, my neighbours seem to be pretty tolerant. Another plus to living in HoodLite.

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Best comment from a spammer, ever

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:40:00 +0000

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Marketing

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 22:28:00 +0000

I couldn't resist giving money to the guy on the street with the sign, "Too ugly to prostitute. Too honest to steal." With marketing like that, he'll be a millionaire (in change, of course) in no time.

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Baby love, ma baby love

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 02:24:00 +0000

Remember my foster kitten, Frankie? If not, this is what he looked like in August: My name is Frankie and I have freakishly long whiskers. I know foster moms probably shouldn't choose favourites, but Frankie was my favourite foster kitten. He was such a mellow little dude, and I loved him even...

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Porno dress

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:55:00 +0000

I kinda wish I had $1,200 to pick this dress up off Etsy. For the record, I'd wear a little black dress underneath, unlike the way it's shown below. Check out more of belleslettre's designs on Etsy. They're pretty wild (love the Romeo and Juliet dress and the ex-boyfriend nesting dolls!)

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Cars and quirks

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:59:00 +0000

As I was driving and thinking (yes, I am multi-talented enough to do both at the same time. Well, sorta...), it occurred to me to share a number of my car-related quirks with you: Driving is almost meditative for me. I think of a lot of good ideas as I'm driving around. Though this means I'm not...

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34 things I love about me

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:21:00 +0000

I was thinking back to last year, when I wrote a list of 32 reasons I love Superstar on the occasion of his 32nd birthday. I figured that if I could do that for another person, why couldn't I do it for me, too? So, this is my 34th birthday present to myself. But you can enjoy it, too, because I...

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Diva's hubby gets all close and personal with Savia

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:26:00 +0000

Awhile ago, Diva put a call out on her blog for guest posts, so her hubby B-rad and I made a deal: he interviews me on my blog, and I interview him on hers. Here is my side of our little experiment (and I am a bit pissed, because I went first and had no idea he'd get so raunchy, so my questions to...

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I'm here all week, people

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:17:00 +0000

I figure that if I have to go to medical appointments and such, I should have fun. My personal goal is to make these people laugh out loud, preferably doubled over. I was able to do it three times this week, so I am going to rest on my laurels for a bit, thank you very much. Having my cards read...

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