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Humina humina humina

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 02:32:00 +0000

I've never really thought about Jamie Foxx in a naughty kind of way, but I saw this video the other day, and now I can't stop. (Start at 3:30 and pay close attention to what he starts doing with his tongue at around 4:00.) Holy mother of fuck. I've never seen that before. My mind naturally goes to...

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If you know me well...

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 03:19:00 +0000

I swiped this meme from Decoy Betty, who swiped it from someone else, who probably swiped it from someone else, who... my head hurts. If you know me well, you know: I refuse to be a foster home for cats and kittens anymore because I'm worried I'm going to become the crazy cat lady down by the...

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Grace in Small Things: Saturday night edition

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:03:00 +0000

Being an incredibly cheap drunk. Three whole beer, baby. Yes, I know how to live on the edge. All photos in this post are by the fabulous and incredibly talented Schmutzie. Super hot pictures in which it looks like I'm about to make out with my hair doppelganger, only she and I are just looking...

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Cock of the walk

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 00:36:00 +0000

Many, many years ago, a friend and I were talking and somehow ended up on the topic of what we'd be like if we were male. Immediately, I said, "If I were a guy, I'd have a huge cock. And I would be awesome in bed." Then, my friend got all upset and pouty. Savia: What's wrong? Her: You have a...

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I always worry about this...

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:50:00 +0000

Woman Jailed for Loud Sex. ...fortunately, my neighbours seem to be pretty tolerant. Another plus to living in HoodLite.

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Best comment from a spammer, ever

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 01:40:00 +0000

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Marketing

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 22:28:00 +0000

I couldn't resist giving money to the guy on the street with the sign, "Too ugly to prostitute. Too honest to steal." With marketing like that, he'll be a millionaire (in change, of course) in no time.

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Baby love, ma baby love

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 02:24:00 +0000

Remember my foster kitten, Frankie? If not, this is what he looked like in August: My name is Frankie and I have freakishly long whiskers. I know foster moms probably shouldn't choose favourites, but Frankie was my favourite foster kitten. He was such a mellow little dude, and I loved him even...

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Porno dress

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:55:00 +0000

I kinda wish I had $1,200 to pick this dress up off Etsy. For the record, I'd wear a little black dress underneath, unlike the way it's shown below. Check out more of belleslettre's designs on Etsy. They're pretty wild (love the Romeo and Juliet dress and the ex-boyfriend nesting dolls!)

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Cars and quirks

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 17:59:00 +0000

As I was driving and thinking (yes, I am multi-talented enough to do both at the same time. Well, sorta...), it occurred to me to share a number of my car-related quirks with you: Driving is almost meditative for me. I think of a lot of good ideas as I'm driving around. Though this means I'm not...

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34 things I love about me

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:21:00 +0000

I was thinking back to last year, when I wrote a list of 32 reasons I love Superstar on the occasion of his 32nd birthday. I figured that if I could do that for another person, why couldn't I do it for me, too? So, this is my 34th birthday present to myself. But you can enjoy it, too, because I...

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Diva's hubby gets all close and personal with Savia

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 02:26:00 +0000

Awhile ago, Diva put a call out on her blog for guest posts, so her hubby B-rad and I made a deal: he interviews me on my blog, and I interview him on hers. Here is my side of our little experiment (and I am a bit pissed, because I went first and had no idea he'd get so raunchy, so my questions to...

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I'm here all week, people

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 23:17:00 +0000

I figure that if I have to go to medical appointments and such, I should have fun. My personal goal is to make these people laugh out loud, preferably doubled over. I was able to do it three times this week, so I am going to rest on my laurels for a bit, thank you very much. Having my cards read...

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Well, fuck me gently!

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 19:23:00 +0000

Diva's hot hubby, B-Rad, recently sent me this message, and made my day/week/month/year: Some time ago you sent Diva a mixed CD, and on said CD you included "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. Your picture is the on the cover when it comes up on my iPod. Now, when it came up at work (I play my iPod...

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Business card giveaway winners announced

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 01:16:00 +0000

The winners are announced at my review blog, here. Congratulations!

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The pussy whisperer

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 22:41:00 +0000

I have a grad class on Tuesday evenings, and to avoid the ever-vigilant Parking Nazis on campus, I park my car on a side street near the University. On my hike back from campus, I was thinking about some of the themes of the class - about how you can't remain silent when there's suffering - you...

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Ortho-don't-ist

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 22:03:00 +0000

Today, I went to the orthodontist only to find the door locked and a sign saying that all appointments were cancelled due to "sterilization issues." Being involved in animal rescue, I immediately thought this meant my orthodontist was being neutered. He couldn't keep his appointments because he...

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I know I'm a cat person and all...

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 04:02:00 +0000

...but this freaks me right the fuck out. "The front of your cat is a veritable treasure chest of fun" ?? MAJOR WHISKER WATCH ALERT! [Twitch]

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Another business card giveaway!

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 12:30:00 +0000

I know a few of you were interested in the last business card giveaway offered here, so here's another chance to win some. I have two sets of 500 business cards to give away to my readers in the United States. You'll even have the opportunity to choose options on size, full colour, and...

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Winners of custom greeting card giveaway

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 05:59:00 +0000

Winners of the custom greeting card giveaway are announced over at my review blog. Hint: if you entered, you won! Congratulations!!

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New love

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 04:13:00 +0000

I got a call the other day from the animal rescue organization I work with. They needed a foster home for a little black and white kitten. Considering I was in kitten withdrawal, I immediately said yes. The problem was his name. His mother's name is Mouse and he looks just like her, so the...

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Love lost

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 17:09:00 +0000

It's been two weeks now, and the loss is still palpable. I knew when it began that he would have to leave me, that this had an expiry date. I was okay with that and kept it in my mind the entire time to keep perspective on the situation. But near the end, I wanted to hold on to him as long as I...

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LashMantra discount for Saviabella readers

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 20:42:00 +0000

As you know, I'm a fan of LashMantra (if you haven't read my review of this all-natural eyelash growth serum, take a gander here). Since I wasn't approached to do that review, my readers didn't receive a discount on the product. I decided to remedy that and wrote Leon at LashMantra myself to...

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Sparkle snatch

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 22:04:00 +0000

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Travel diary excerpts, part two

noreply@blogger.com (savia) — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 01:34:00 +0000

Some of the more interesting comments from my travel diary from my trip to Italy in July/August 2007. Enjoy! July 24, 2007 People in Italy drive like crazy. I would never be able to drive here. It's closer maneuvering with lots of quick stops and turns. I would get distracted by something shiny...

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