Say YES to Tess

Way #389 Tess has got my number

2015-12-16T14:13:00.000-08:00

I've been running with the stroller and if I'm perfectly honest running, with the dog AND the stroller is a bit of a hassle. So when I headed out this morning to do hill repeats with the stroller AND it was windy I had every intention of leaving Tess behind.

That is until she started screaming at the top of her bloody lungs indicating that she absolutely knew I was going out for a run and she was being left behind. We are in the process of moving and yes, the poor dogs are getting ignored more then usual, which she tolerates...as long as she gets to go running. Tess absolutely lives for runs.

A fact I can ignore when she remains obediently quiet as I make my ex

So as a reward for her atrocious behavior (dogs should be seen not heard) she went with me.

Score:

Tess 1

Mel 0

The dogs are fine

2015-10-08T09:39:00.002-07:00

Three dogs, three personalities. A very bored Mel with too many days off work and a camera phone for amusement.

Golden Retriever in his natural habitat.

*I* was up at 5am. 6am was apparently still too early for Reed, whose main goal in the mornings is to wait until husband goes to work at 5am, and then creep onto his side of the bed and claim his pillow. On good days this is endearing. On bad days (such as being nine months pregnant with a UTI and WIDE awake at 5am for no discernable reason after a less then solid night's sleep) this picture gets comes with a caption of #whydogsgetkickedoutofspite

You are sucking the joy out of my life, one picture at a time.

Some day I will be able to take a cute posed picture of Tess withOUT her looking stressed. As usual, Today is not that day. Tomorrow probably isn't that day. The day she had to pose next to the GIANT puppy stuffed animal that she wanted as a chew toy (but was not a chew toy) DEFINITELY was not that day.
The epitome of "obedience" according to the letter of the law (sit with implied stay) with ZERO joy.

Is this a female thing? Because I'm pretty sure my mare does this too. Does 2 "X" chromosomes come with 2 lists? The list of things that will be done exactly as asked with not an iota more effort then absolutely necessary, and the list of things that will be done at 120% capacity through mere suggestion of the task?

Is here ANYTHING else I could POSSIBLY be doing right now that would make you EVEN happier then simply just doing what I'm told?

This concept is taken to the extreme in the female GSD. Harley as usual is trying too hard. See the slightly manic expression, the worried eyes that even though she has done exactly what she is asked that it is somehow not enough? She could be doing BETTER. She just KNOWS it. And now....combine that with a lack of impulse control, and what you have a dog for which there is no lists. Just a list of things she not actually capable of doing and so it's not fair to ask, and the list of EVERYTHING else in which she tries and guesses at SO HARD until her brains leak out of eyeballs with the effort and NO ONE IS HAPPY. Including the dog. *headdesk*.

Three dogs, three personalities. A lot of dog poop to be cleaned out of the back yard and a LOT of dog hair to be vacuumed of the carpets. And yet.... a reason to get out of bed at a reasonable time in the mornings, a reason to get out of the house on daily walks, and a reason to stop rushing through the days and take a little time to sit on the floor and be silly.

I may not self describe as a dog person, but that doesn't seem to matter much anymore.

Before and After

2015-09-15T14:17:00.001-07:00

I'm a sucker for those photo spreads that show young pets with their favorite toys or comfort spots, and a recreation of the photo years later.

I saw this and knew I had to do my own with Tess. There were a couple of excellent candidates but I went with the easiest one being a little short on energy and time.

The color version reminded me that Tess used to have green eyes, that gradually morphed into yellow, and now a true brown.

Our activities have been much more sedate of late, out of necessity for my increasingly gravid condition. The 4 1/2 year old Brittany Dog is handling it remarkably well but I know we are both looking forward to resuming a more active lifestyle in a few short months.

Tess is thoroughly convinced that I am permanently broken and runs will never happen again. And so, has been testing out the virtues of a couch potato life. It does not agree with her.

"I don't see the attraction..."

Tess: this is a tesst

2015-08-15T10:42:00.004-07:00

This is a:

a. Ever fresh refilling water bowl

b. A toilet

c. A training device for my human - if I stare at it long enough the lid is lifted.

d. a and c

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It is acceptable to open the lid and partake of the contents when:

a. The human isn't looking

b. The human is looking but the contents make it worth your while

c. Never, just bump the lid and make noise to make the human think you are getting into it.

d. something to be ignored at all times.

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Getting on the kitchen counter

a. Is fair game if there isn't actually food on it.

b. Is off limits.

c. Is totally OK if the food can be snarfed without a sound and the human is in the other room.

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Stuffed animals that have been placed in a hard-to-access-location are:

a. Not for puppies

b. Only for puppies that earn the stuffed animal through superior problem solving abilities.

c. A challenge

d. an opportunity to stare and bark in an attempt to train and communicate with the human.

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True or False: Left over food in the lower tray of the bird cage is a snack for dogs.

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When the automatic help-Mel-wake-up light comes on at 5:00am it means

a. Mel wants/needs/intends to get up and therefore appreciates white puppy help.

b. It's the start of a process that results in Mel getting up at 6am when the actual audible alarm goes off.

c. You can play with Reed the Golden Retriever, preferably on the bed, the louder the better.

d. If Mel doesn't get up in a timely manner, it's OK to chew paper, socks, or shoes that have been left on the floor.
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When the neighbor's cat sits on our patio, you should:

a. Ignore it.

b. Whine and put nose prints all over the front window glass.

c. Bark and put your feet on the sill of the front window.

d. b and c
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That doesn't work

Food appears as a result of:

a. going to your kennel and waiting patiently.

b. what time the clock says.

c. the result of being outside, being let in, and making the choice to go directly to your kennel. Thus if you are in the house, you should ask to be let outside, so you can go outside, to immediately come inside, and go into your kennel thus completely all steps of the magic spell.

d. randomness.
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True or False:

Mel likes picking up dog poop in the beginning of every single run, so don't bother doing ANYTHING when you are let outside in the backyard to play and poop and pee for an HOUR pre run in the mornings
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The couch in the front living room is:

a. Dog-free couch only when Matt is in the room

b. Dog-free couch no matter who is or isn't in the room.

c. What does "dog-free" mean?

Busted!

You too!

As a reminder - this is what obedience looks like.

Seriously, you look just as happy and comfy on the floor.

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What couch? I don't see a couch in this room?

The couch in the back living room is:

a. Dogs allowed anytime

b. Dog-free

c. What couch? There's a couch in the back living room?

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Just say no to nail trims

Toenail trims are:

a. Entirely optional

b. the purest form of torture

c. routine and harmless
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When on leash the dog:

a. Doesn't have to look at the handler for direction - that's what the leash is for. If something needs to be said, the handler will yank the leash.

b. is free to sniff and criss cross the sidewalk because the leash keeps the dog out of danger.

c. has a higher probability of being yelled at for something that is not the dog's fault.

d. should act the same as if it's off leash - attentive, offering to heel, checking in with visual eye contact.

You can't be off leash all the time!!!!!

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During selfies the dog's role is to:

a. look cute

b. be in blurry movement

c. photobomb

d. stress pant

e. all of the above except a.

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The thinking dog

2015-07-07T06:00:00.000-07:00

I’ve started to allow Tess to set her own meal times. If she brings me her bowl (and it's close enough to meal time +/- a few hours), I will feed her. The trade off is that meals happen in her kennel and she chills in the kennel for several hours post meal time.

In essence she is making a choice to give up her freedom (which is her most precious commodity) and spend a couple of quiet hours in her kennel when she decides she wants food more then freedom.

Recently I’ve allowed her to end her own training sessions too. Instead of making it a point that *I* am the one the initiates and end training and play sessions and thus *I* am the one that controls resources, attention, and routines - I've given that control back to her when I can.

What have I learned in this experiment?

Foremost I have learned that given options and a way to control significant aspects of her life, Tess makes good decisions with less stress then if those same choices are imposed on her.

I want to emphasize that Tess isn't allowed to go wild without any type of structure or regulation even though she has increased autotomy. Pleas for a lunch go ignored (and there isn't much opportunity for her to ask at the "wrong" time anyways since I'm home in the mornings and evenings mostly), and ignoring cues isn't allowed. She still isn't allowed on the counter, or in the trash, and bolting through the door to chase the neighbor's cat that suns itself on our front patio is still off limits.

However with less extrinsic psychological control on her (I'm telling you to do something so now you must decide whether to obey or be naughty) she seems more capable of practicing instrinsic control (I know the right answer for the situation is to ask by sitting instead of asking by pawing), gives me less stress signals, and seems more capable of willingly following extrinsic requests when I do make them (leave a very stimulating play session with her best friend and come over to me).

In conjunction with giving her more autonomy I've also started giving her less in other areas. It's well documented that humans suffer from decision making fatigue and depletion of willpower, and I believe this also occurs in horses and dogs. Thus I limit the number of times I have to ask her to use self control so she has more left over for when I need it. So, I'm mindful of when I'm asking her to do things that require her to decide to make the right choice when she would prefer not to (don't scarf food off the plate that I left on the floor), and if I know it's going to be a HARD choice for her to make, and there's no reason to have her practice that level self control (we aren't training, she isn't going to get a gold star/awesome reward for making a good choice, the reward of being naughty is so much greater then any risk of "negative" from me) then I remove the choices completely. Such as putting her on a leash while I sit in my chair. By doing so, I have set her up for success by not leaving her with any sort of option for a "bad choice", both preserving her willpower, her decision-making ability, and lowering her stress level (and mine!).

This combination of spending time on either end of the spectrum - removing choice and setting her up for success, while also giving her more autonomy for other things she cares about - and minimizing the time "in the middle" where she's obeying commands and having to to work really hard to ignore what she really wants to do is working well.

Overnight I have a dog that is more likely to stay in the house then dash out the door after a dog or a cat if the front door is accidentally left ajar. A dog that is more likely to ask to go outside by sitting by the door instead of pawing at it. A dog that no longer attempts to figure out the trash can lid in order to get to the contents. A dog that doesn't scheme to drag whatever poor stuffed animal she's currently obssessed with out to destroy it the minute the spare bedroom door is left open. A dog that is more likely to look at me and sit if she spots a bird or a cat that she wants to stare at and chase. A dog who is excited to follow cues and commands when I do ask.

In summary, I have a dog with impulse control that is more likely to go to great lengths to communicate me her wants and needs, rather then demand and then take matters in her own hands. And this is a very good thing indeed.

I don't think I could have necessarily done this without the previous foundation of training that Tess had. But I do think it's a natural progression of that training. Much like my 16 year old proven endurance horse enjoys a different sort of relationship and freedom within the partnership then her 3 year old half sister has, the 4 year old Tess enjoys certain priveleges that her 2 year old self could not have been successful with. Training dogs and horses never completely stops but what happens when once things like down, sit, stay, come, and other commands are mastered, training moves beyond "commands" (and "tricks") or other behaviors done "on cue"? For my animals exploring concepts like what I've written in this post is part of that ever evolving training journey.

I don't think that is a good idea

2015-07-06T18:18:00.002-07:00

Something I reiterated when they then both tried to exit at the same time and Tess caught her paw between the bars and screamed bloody murder and made me think it was broken for a whole 30 seconds.

Dear Tess

2015-06-24T16:03:00.000-07:00

Dear Tess.

Just because you appear to have opposable thumbs does not mean you get to use them to gain you life rewards. Just because you CAN doesn't make it acceptable, even if you think the benefit risk ratio is stacked in your favor.

Sincerely, Mel

PS

I've been pretending not to notice your predilection to for sleeping next to OTHER people's feet, even with your lousy excuse of being able to better ~~see me~~ ~~watch me~~ stare at me creepily...but today, when I found you under my husband's desk even as I was working at mine I found myself at a loss for words. REALLY??? Is it THAT hard to sometimes act like you like me for more than cookies and lifting up the toilet seat for you to drink out of your preferred water bowl?

PPS

Matt agrees that it's scary creepy how you stare at me from across the room. Just come sleep at my feet and under my desk please.

Of runs and fruit

2015-05-07T14:55:00.001-07:00

Last week Tess and I set off for a run. Life has been getting in the way of my runs lately and this is a bad thing, since I have a half marathon in the beginning of May, with my ~~gullible~~ cannot be discouraged sister, who has recently decided distance running is a good thing.
What won't help that image is the sight of my trudging and wheezing beside her, and so I squeeze in a run here and there and cross my fingers that a once a week run is enough considering my base.

Which of course it won't be, but I being the enternal optimist have not considered I can't continue to put one foot in front of the other for the required 13 miles. All I need is enough glucose.

But I digress.

Tess and I were running along a double track with tall grass on either side when out of the corner of my eye I saw her jump into the grass next to me. Not unusual for her as she is a crazy self-motivated individual that wants to make sure she gets as good a work out as I am, which means she often does extra mileage weaving figure eights on and off the trail in front of me.

Except this time I *thought* there was something odd and black in the grass, superimposed against her whiteness and I thought....could that be? But everything was happening so FAST and like a popcorn kernal Tess was back on the trail.

Sporting a new accessory.

A yellow patch on her chest.

Now at this point I thought there was a good likehood she had just gotten sprayed point blank by a skunk.

But here's the funny thing. When you are that close it doesn't smell like roadkill skunk.

Tess had crazy eyes and kept trying to dash off into the wild blue yonder, or at least down the cliff side into the river, and I was trying to make her stay close because at our previous run the week before I had seen a coyote the size of my German Shepherd in this area and I didn't want her to get *eaten, but when she was close to me I couldn't stop puking. My eyes didn't burn. My throat didn't burn....I couldn't even smell "badness", just a strong smell that instantly had me retching.

*A friend later pointed out that a coyote wouldn't eat a freshly skunked dog. Even a cute white one.

It was a very long 10 min to get to the point at the river where there was a beach she could swim.

And a very long 15 min to get back to the house.

At which point I cracked open the door and asked my husband for help and an opinion. Because it didn't smell like skunk to me still. But it sure as hell smelled like skunk to him and he immediately implemented de-skunking protocol.

Tess, completely bonkers by this point was beyond ego-depleted and had no self control left that she was aware of and made a bolt for the neighbors lawn.

Now, when I had some sort of abnormally high motivation for writing this post (I blame it on the coffee, aka Magic Juice) I was going to illustrate this post with cartoons. But since that so isn't happening I ask my Dear Reader to imagine rainbows. Coming out of cat butts. Because according to Tess, that is what cat shit is.

However when I observed the dog gulping something off the lawn, cat shit rainbows is not what I had in mind. Some sort of foreign body was.

So I grabbed the dog, rooted around in the back of her throat and pulled out....a hand covered with cat shit.

Let's reiterate. I had a skunka-fied dog. Who now had cat shit breath. And my hand was now covered in cat shit. And I was still dry heaving from the (ongoing) skunk experience.

So can you blame me if I completely lost it? Kid friendly neighborhood complete with seemingly formerly sane adult screeching obscenities at the top of her voice while a rather small white dog tried to make herself as small as possible under the assault of cold water hose and not-so-gentle restraint.

At one point I had the hose directed at her mouth, "rinsing it out" before I realized that would probably not be effective, came to my senses and redirected my efforts to eliminate skunk and decided cat rainbows were the least of my worries.

It was not my best moment.

Lest I give you the impression that all my runs have sucked....I did manage to do another run about a week later, which was probably one of my best runs since the beginning of the year. It was a long run, about 2 hours, that I decided I wouldn't carry food and water with me. For a change of pace I decided to make sure I ran by a Starbucks at a crticial point and buy an iced tea. Something special! Something different! Something to keep me going! I decided $5 was a reasonable amount of money to bring.

Except....I rounded a corner ~1/4 mile from the Starbucks and saw it.

A STRAWBERRY stand.

With fresh, delicious strawberries.

I couldn't help myself. I had an out of body experience and watched myself plunk down the cash for strawberries and spent the next 2 minutes slowly jogging and stuffing strawberries into my mouth as their delicious red, plump juciness exploded in my mouth.

Being a reasonable *individual I offered Tess a precious strawberry, which she spit out into the dirt. Fine then. More for me.
*my sanity and sense of fairness and equability had returned by this point

About the time I had recovered from my strawberry high, Starbucks came into view.

Umm....this is the cash I have. How much ice tea will this buy me?

It was this glorious run that keeps my hope alive that somehow I will get through my half marathon on Saturday.

You see, it was fruit that saved me on on that Saturday run almost 2 weeks ago....and fruit that has prevented me from running since.

Fresh cut, delcious pineapple. So delicious that I had it for dinner. It was the sole thing I had for dinner on Tuesday over a week ago.

That night my throat swelled to the point where I couldn't *swallow, which painfully started to resolve in the next day or two, about the time some sort of secondary bacterial bronchitis moved from all the inflammation and irritation.

*I did my customary "should I go to the hospital check". Which consists of my concerned husband asking if I should go to urgent care/ER, my response always being no, and then waiting to see if he makes me go **anyways. I apparently looked OK because he sighed and didn't make me go. Which meant I was perfectly OK.

**Seriously this actually works. Exhibit A is that time that he made me go in anyways and I had a broken arm. Or that time when he made me go in and I had a kidney infection.

***BTW I found out that not everyone gets oral ulcers when they eat pineapple? Much to my surprise. Apparently this is not part of the normal pineapple eating experience and it should have signaled that perhaps pineapple in moderation was best, not copious amounts of pineapple for dinner. Also, apparently having a latex allergy (check) and pollen allergies (check) puts you at risk for pineapple allergies.

This puts me in a precarious position. I have legs that haven't run in 2 weeks, that are going to be seriously protesting at the unfairness of a hilly 13.1 miles. But I have lungs that may be able to handle running on Saturday if I don't unduly stress them out before the race. Which means no running. Maybe a little 2 mile jog tomorrow, the day before the race with some strides.

Runs and fruit go hand in hand, but not like I learned in medicine.

A worthwhile thing

2014-11-05T06:37:00.001-08:00

Last week Tess saw the vet. It was her first nothing-is-actually-wrong-with-the-dog general "wellness" visit, even though she's 3 1/2 years old.

As most of you know I'm a vet student. Do you think it's odd that I don't blindly follow the recommendations of the various professional organizations statements bombarding us students?

Yearly annuals for all pets!

Feed store vaccines from pet stores are useless!

Tarter removal not done under general anesthesia is fraud!

The medications you get at online pharmacies are tainted!

Dog foods are all the same!

I think that a lot of the recommendations are manipulative - we tell owners to do this because it causes them to do this and that's the real reason they need to that, but their brains (and yours, you poor little vet student) just simply can't handle the complexities of why so don't bother explaining it.

In truth, I find the small animal veterinary world a little insulting after residing in the large animal one for so long.

It's not just the veterinary world - it's the drug companies too. When sitting through small animal sector drug company presentations, in general the reasons I hear why a certain thing should be prescription or why the new product is better than the existing ones on the market is because of control. It's something the pet owner can only get at the vet. There may be other reasons (efficacy, safety etc) but these (at least in my experience) are rarely emphasized. Contrast that to large animal sector drug companies. In general new products are presented as making up for the deficiencies (ease of administration, better working etc.) of the current products on the market and the emphasis is on client education.

I dislike being manipulated and controlled, and that has been my overwhelming experience when I take my dogs and cats to a small animal vet.

The final nail in the coffin of why my pets don't get an annual "wellness" exam is that I'm tired of paying for physical exams that never actually happen.

If I bring my seemingly healthy happy (friendly) dog into the vet office and a physical exam does not occur - not just a cursory exam of "is this animal healthy enough for the meds/vaccines today" but an exam that asks the question "is there something wrong minor today that we can catch before it's a major issue in a year" - then what I've done is pay a fee to have a medication (such as heartworm preventative) dispensed.

Not cool, especially because one of the heartworm medications is a combination drugs that are easily obtained over the counter for large animals - just not for small animals.

So why is this post titled a "worthwhile" thing? Because while doing a small animal externship locally over the last couple of weeks, I *finally* found a small animal vet that I felt made it worth my time and money to pay for a yearly exam on my dog.

How?

She actually DID a physical exam. Yes, even the distasteful parts that are relatively unpleasant for both dog and vet, like getting a good look down the ears.

Even if she hadn't found anything I would have been satisfied, knowing that there was nothing major I had missed, there was no additional procedures (like ear cleaning) I should be doing throughout the year. A verdict of "everything looks ok" when things were actually looked at is as valuable as finding something wrong.

But she DID find something.

In an otherwise beautiful ear (Melinda, you have to take a look down her ears. They are the best you'll see! - we see a lot of nasty ears) were nasty little foxtails. They hadn't been there long, but they didn't just get there yesterday.

Potential problem averted. I had no idea they were there - no head shaking, head tilt, scratching, smell, or debris.

Since I was already at the vet, I went ahead and asked for a Heartworm preventive medication (it's cheap and I had already paid for the exam so why not?!) and a new oral tick preventive since Tess is getting more and more itchy and uncomfortable with topicals.

Drug companies and those lamenting the lack of clients willingness to come to the vet office, you've got it all wrong. Forcing clients to show up at the vet to get the fanciest preventive medications and vaccines is not the secret to getting the educated and finance-conscious clients to show up at the vet and part with their money.

Increasing the value of the exam will (but you actually have to do one first).

As a bonus, findings during the physical exam will likely result in some sort of additional procedure/revenue.

And, since the clients are already in the office, they are more likely to purchase those fancy products.

Finally, perceiving the experience as a good value and a "smart decision" will result in better compliance.

As a manager I quickly learned that most complaints I had about the employees working for me likely originated in me, not them - communication, approach, philosophy. I can't help but wonder how much of the struggles I hear voiced in the small animal veterinary industry in particular is due to this. As a student, I'm not "in the trenches" dealing with these issues on an every day basis, but I do get to watch a LOT of vets interact with their clients as a "fly on the wall" and I can tell you what works and what doesn't. Combine that with my own experience on the other side of the table as a critical-thinking, skeptical client, and I think it gives insight into what policies and procedures are likely to help, not hurt, the business of the small animal veterinary hospital.

For Sale

2014-10-24T19:17:00.000-07:00

Tess: Cute puppies in for-sale ads sell tack!

Mel: Puppies only serve as reminders to the potential buyer that items potentially have non-equine hair on them and chew marks.

Tess: Oh. Well. I think this particular item would make an excellent dog bed. It's white like me AND has fleece.

Mel: This chunk of fiber and fleece cost twice as much as your dog bed.

Tess: Well, I'll just sit here next to it so you can contemplate your decision.

Mel: Go Away!

Tess: Isn't the name of this blog "say YES to me". You've been saying "no" an awful lot...

Mel: I'm about to post this picture and not elaborate which furry white thing is for sale.

Tess: I've suddenly remembered pressing duties elsewhere....

UPDATE

(Less than 12 hours later)

Mel: So...the pad sold. To a face book friend that apparently hadn't seen my gorgeous flyer which was sprinkled liberally over the web. But saw this post.

Tess: Told you so. Cuteness sells tack!

Mel: I'm pretty sure good prices sell tack.

Tess: You're welcome.

Unlocking a new feature

2014-10-17T13:33:00.001-07:00

Why Tess,

I didn't realize you had been retained as my confidential document shredder.

How....nice.

Can we?

2014-09-05T12:59:00.000-07:00

I've successfully dragged myself out of bed several times over the last couple of weeks early enough for either a run or a pony ride. Pony rides usually win because in my current rotation I have a long enough lunch I can run at school.

This is very disappointing to Tess because being my clinical year in vet school, she no longer goes to school with me on a regular basis.

So, this morning I chose the running shoes over riding boots and Tess was invited along.

I needed some pics for an upcoming review on the orange mud pack so I decided some pre-run pics were in order.

This is my morning face before the trifecta of coffee, run, or shower.

Tess did not understand this preoccupation with pictures.

Is something wrong? lick lick lick......

Soon the strain of too much delay before the run took it's toll.....

Rapidly approaching critical time where either coffee or run MUST take place....

...and we've reached the breaking point. CRAZY EYES

I'm doing a short taper for a marathon on Sunday, which isn't a goal race but a training run for my mid October 50 miler. I've been a little disappointed how beat up my feet and legs have felt during this week while tapering and today was the last short easy run I'll do. The plan was to do it in my cushy shoes (Lone Peak Altra 1.5's) which feel good at the end of long runs but make me feel slow and sluggish on "regular" runs so I tend to not put the miles in them I should during training.

Love that I have this area for running less than a quarter mile from my house

Tess was (predictably) behaving as if the trail run was the best thing that was going to happen to her all day and I was trying to reassure myself that I *always* second guess my taper and to obsess over feet or legs was not productive.

As usual, Tess was the one that saved the run.

First, she reminded me that I had a phone. And it's primary function on a TAPER run should be to TAKE PICTURES.

Not worry about how pauses and distractions would result in a really slow recorded pace and reduce mileage on the mapmyrun.com app.....

Second, she asked to go down to the river.

Our normal loop has river access right off the trail and doesn't require us to go out of our way. However, that trail is currently impacted by the levee construction so I've been choosing alternate trails where river access isn't as convenient.

Tess is usually happy to go down whatever trail, but today she stood at an intersection of a river turn off and very plainly asked "this morning can we go down to the river?"

So I made a decision. That today was a perfect day to detour to the river. Because of all days, 2 days prior to a marathon is NOT a time to worry about pace or mileage.

So I said yes.

Tess couldn't believe it.

She ran back and checked in with me several times to make sure I was still heading down the river trail.

And if there was time to go down to the river and enjoy the sunrise, there was time for more pictures.

An "eh" run turned into a great run, thanks to Tess.

All sorts of musings, including why Tess doesn't do agility

2014-04-01T20:52:00.001-07:00

It doesn't stay green here in the part of California very long where I live, and so I viewed the recent rains and slick trails as an opportunity for a relaxed run and beautiful photoshoot, rather then bemoaning the slow pace such trails demanded.

Tess is the most entertaining running partner - watching her bound her way through/over/across terrain and brush is just incredible.

Beyond the sheer beauty of watching such athleticism, it's the sheer JOY that radiates from her that keeps me heading out the door day after day.

Really, who can resist this face?

She spends our runs in constant motion.

It's not easy to catch a white dog careening through the trails.

Today, knowing I would be faced with slick mud and beautiful scenery opted to take the "real" camera out and try to grab photos that captured Tess at her best - running the trails.

That green thing around her neck is a leash. I decided that she could carry her leash today instead of balling it up in my hand, since I brought a camera.

I've been doing my annual sort and archive and photos and realized...I take a LOT of pictures of Tess.

In fact, it's a close race to see whether Farley or Tess wins that contest.

Tess is more photogenic. Farley attempts to ruin the shot but chewing with her mouth open, closing her eyes, or by showing off her "assets" to her advantage - making her head look bigger than it is even in real life and her butt smaller. *sigh*

Tess on the other hand has learned that sometimes I take pictures. And the longer she stands there ignoring me and not being too naughty, the faster she gets released to run again.

When Minx, my first horse died, I learned that no matter how many pictures you think you took (and there were far far far more pictures of Minx taken than I would admit to family and friends!) there's never enough once they leave us.

Tess is only 3 years old, but who knows what the next year, week, or day might bring? She's perfect right now. Reliable off leash. Happy about life. Happy about what she perceives as her job.

Much like I would love to freeze Farley in time right now as a 15 year old for the rest of her life, Tess is freezable right now as a 3 year old.

Old enough to know better, young enough to still be able to DO.

We aren't doing agility because she doesn't want that to be her job. It's not that she isn't athletic enough (she is). It's not that she's not smart enough (she is). It isn't that we didn't put the time in to learn handling, obstacles etc (we did). And it's not that she wasn't obedient enough (she mechanically did what was asked).

Here's the problem: She finds no joy on the agility course. It's like taking a person who is meant to be outdoors in the sunshine and giving them an accounting job and locking them in a basement with no windows. They may love numbers, love the pay, and even appreciate the controlled temperature and free coffee provided. But sometimes that isn't enough.

It's different on the trail. When I look at these pictures, I don't see a dog who feels constrained by the rules that are placed on her when we are on the trail. She embraces them and adopts them wholeheartedly as her own.

She does figure 8's in front of me. She keeps an eye on me. She checks in often both visually and physically. When she sees a person or dog in the distance she automatically comes to a heel at my side and holds it until we are past it. She's free to run, sniff, jump, and leap as she wishes - the more freedom I give her, the more she chooses to look to me for direction.

Gone is the dog that spent our training time together stress sneezing/blinking/yawning/panting/bolting. We still learn tricks, but now I can use rewards that really motivate her - even if they are not "approved" for agility. She doesn't want to work for her toys - she wants to work for food and for freedom and I respect that.

I've learned some of my best lessons about Joy, Stress, and not asking someone or something to give beyond what they can offer, from Tess.

And then we are back at the car. Tess is cold and shivery and done with the wet weather for now - and I'm done with the heavy thinking and am ready for bed :).

Photobomb!

2014-03-04T10:36:00.002-08:00

Tess is my little shadow.

Don't believe me, take a look at my HORSE blog and see how many pictures she manages to cram herself into.

Still not convinced?

Trying to showing off my vaccuming skillz?

Tess is there.

She's not the only culprit. Showing off my new pack, Harley decided to show off her bombing skillz.

It's not like Tess is in danger of lacking for pictures.

Sometimes we take more pictures in "the tree".

We take bad selfies

And good selfies

We still take group pictures
(and nope - still haven't gotten that perfect picture where me, the horse, the dog, AND the camera are behaving themselves)

And yes, she still goes running and riding with me and plays in the river.

And sometimes I still have to embarass her and make her do something like wear Christmas bells.

We are coming up on Tess's 3 year birthday, which according to this chart makes her the same age I am.

And since I still feel young and curious and active, it's no mystery to me why Tess feels the same.

Kitties!

2014-01-23T10:54:00.003-08:00

Lately Tess has been VERY excited when she sees kitty cats.

It makes me wonder whether she misses having a kitty, since Mickie passed away.

It's interesting how in the last year or so she's grown very opinionated about things she LOVES.

The first couple of years were defined by her telling me what she HATED (grooming, leashes, nails, being cuddly, teeth brushing).

But now, she's much more likely to communicate what she WANTS. Kitty cats have joined the ranks of going on horse rides, runs, bikes, car rides, and bird watching.

A ten mile run.....Or was it 12?

2013-12-08T17:06:00.000-08:00

This morning, braving 26 degree temperatures (yes, that's F), I went for a 10 mile run.

Tess of course came along. She's the best little trail dog you can imagine. I imagine her limit in cold weather is somewhere in the 20-25 mile range - this 10 miles didn't phase her in the LEAST.

Or rather......her 12 mile run that she did concurrently with my ten mile run.

Both when I'm running and riding, Tess's style is to do giant circles or figure 8's (FAST, at top speed) if we are on a wide jeep road. It's a lot of fun to watch her BOUND and JUMP through the brush and rough terrain on either side of the road.

My run today was almost soley dirt wide roads, so out of curiousity I stuck my phone on GPS mode inside her backpack. (inside a ziplock in case she dunked in the river without me noticing).

Turns out for every 5 miles I do, she does an entire extra MILE. The program I use doesn't take GPS readings very frequently, so as I look at the track, it didn't "get" all the crazy geometric shapes she does, so it is likely even more.

Here's some pics from our walk on Friday - the day before we got a rare snow in the CA central valley. No pics today - too busy trying to make forward movement this morning and I'm not sure I had motor function in frozen fingers for taking pics....

Too much to see - she would pose for the camera but not actually look at me.

A gloomy yet still beatiful afternoon.

This is how she moves across trail - bounding with full extension and coil. It's the funniest thing.

Tess's preferred speed down the trail is TOP speed which leaves plenty of time to stop and sniff at interesting things before I catch up. When I pass her she takes off again to the next interesting thing.

Here she is waiting for me to catch up. If there's nothing interesting to sniff to pass the time, she'll stop and just look at something until I get there. Her check in is automatic now and she decides whether she races back to me to check in, or whether she just wants to stop and wait for me.

It's incredibly motivating to have a dog that loves the trail as much as you do, and can do speed and distance that matches or exceeds what's usually the plan for either a run or a trail ride.

After some careful thought, I have decided I have some tongue in cheek advice for those New Year's Resolutions:

Want to eat more vegetables? get a bird.

Want to exercise more? get a dog.

Seriously.

And.....since updates on Tess can be far and few between, another example of how #lifewithsmartdog regularly goes down in my life.

- I leave Tess in my car at the vetmed barn while doing a large animal palpation lab. We had gone on a long walk and I let her swim in the creek.
- I come back to this:

- It's hard to see by the glare in this pic off the window, but you should note how "high" she is off my backseat. She has taken my car blanket from the front seat, pulled it into the back seat, stuffed it in a milk crate that contains some laundry, and created a nest for herself.
- Clever, but dog nests are NOT what I have in mind for my favorite car blanket. So evict her and throw the blanket out of the milk crate.
- The next morning during my commute Tess is doing SOMETHING in the back seat. I finally turn around to find this:

- Not quite as effective as the first time, but apparently she deemed it "good enough" and used my backpack to support her bottom half.

Silly dog.

Goodbye summer

2013-10-29T13:00:00.000-07:00

The end of our lovely indian summer.

A post office suprise

2013-10-08T15:29:00.001-07:00

I went to the post office this afternoon and my sister had sent along my birthday present (frogg toggs) and had included a little something for Tess too!

To her credit, she did not immediately rip it off or go into immediate depression.

Remember last year? Was there ever a more depressed puppy?

In preperation to becoming the green witch of the Wizard of Oz!

So....if you were ever curious what a "stressed" dog looked like.....here's an example! Obedient....Yes. About to explode her mind from puppy stress? Probably.

BTW - this is EXACTLY the dog I had when I tried to do agility with her, which is why we stopped. More on that later.

Sensing a chance to please the human and perhaps earn a cookie AND facilitate the removal of costume, Tess gives her best shot of "is this a cute enough pose that we can stop now?"

Please?

I removed my horns....can you please undo the rest of it?

Thank you Loreleigh for the birthday surprise and some afternoon entertainment :).

Dear Tess

2013-09-06T13:50:00.002-07:00

Dear Tess,

Although I appreciate you did not actually snarf my glorious waffle fries from Chick-fil-a that I placed at a "snarf-able" level, I would like to remind you that licking my fries is not acceptable. Neither is drooling on them as you look at me with begging eyes.

Dear human-who-does-not-feed-me-enough,

Although *I* appreciated the dog cookie provided by the nice folks at the drive in window, your strips, fries, and iced tea seemed like an awful lot for one person to eat. Especially compared to my one paltry dry cookie. I would snarf less gophers and you would lose weight if you fed me more. Seems like a win win situation to me!

TWO is the magic number

2013-06-10T15:14:00.002-07:00

I tell you what....TWO really is the magic number when it comes to dogs.

My walks with Tess just get better and better and better.

Today we walked around campus, sticking mostly to the undeveloped areas that are full of brush and rabbits and birds.

I'm sure I'll come back in 10 years and these empty lots will have buildings on them, but for now, they are Tess's playground.

I try to do our walks in silence, letting her have the responsibility to keep an eye on me and notice when I've strayed from our normal route. I practice a recall ("check!")when I think she's getting focused on something that is headed towards the road, or sometimes I recall her just because so it isn't always associated with leaving something fun.

Most of the time she's sent right back out to play ("break!") after she does a nose touch in my hand, but sometimes I have her heel a couple of yards.

Her heels this early in the walk are always a bit strained. She isn't really sure that she's going to be sent back out to have what she really covets - freedom. Which is why it's so important that I do a couple recalls and heels early in our walk - to continue to reassure her that these commands that she is choosing to follow WILL be rewarded in a way that she values.

For those of you familiar with the concept, I'm "premacking" my heel and recall commands on these walks :).

Later in the walk, we move into more developed areas.

We play hide and go seek (and get laughed at by passing professors.....I don't mind because Tess is getting noticed for exhibiting GOOD behavior instead of naughty behavior, even if I look silly in the process), pose for pictures and review our toxic plants.

At this stage Tess is equally amendable to being at my side in a heel, or going exploring. Sometimes she even comes to the heel position on her own and walks with me.

Nowadays when I duck behind a tree, Tess notices quickly that I'm not behind her and pauses, looking around. When she doesn't see me, she retraces her steps at top speed, knowing from experience I have to be somewhere back along the route.

When she was a puppy I had treats for her when she found me, but now at 2 years old and being able to reward her with freedom instead of food, I rarely carry treats on me. Instead when she finds me (she's very proud) I clap my hands and exclaim in a loud voice how good she is and then we play a bit and then off we go.

They say that riding 100 miles on a horse forges a relationship between you and your mount that is hard to duplicate any other way. I think backpacking with Tess has forged a similar bond. It seems to me that the act of moving along the trail, whether on or off leash, all day and then sharing a tent at night for several days in a row makes the dog look at its human differently.

My walks with Tess nowadays are (finally!) less about training and obedience, and more about maintaining relationship and trust. We loiter in areas with good scents, play games when the time is right, and give each other our space for those few precious minutes that make up my lunch time and I can be out in the sunshine.

Two years old really is the magic number.

Highlights of the trinity alps trip...with Tess

2013-05-29T13:30:00.000-07:00

Last weekend we all went up to Caribou lakes in the Trinity alps.

I'm sure my Mother will give a full report, so this will more about Tess on the trip.

This was going to be a nice, entertaining post from Tess's perspective. But I'm not in the mood, so instead you get to read some little details about the trip and look at pretty pictures.

This is Tess near the beginning of the trip. See that pack? It's an REI brand pack that I think I may have mentioned before. It's a FABULOUS pack - gets 5 stars from me, especially after seeing it's performance on this trip. It's a rather simple pack with 2 pockets, one on each side of the dog with no fancy hooks, loops, or accessory pockets. It's sized correctly for the dog - at first you may be frusterating with the lack of space, but if you weigh out what you are putting on the dog's back, you will realize that filling up the pouches already puts you at a max % of what you should be loading a dog of that size with.

Tess went over and through almost any obstacle you can name, and bounded up and down hills with this pack on for 3 days. No rubbing, no damage, no rips or tears. Tess has worn the pack before on trips, but this was the first trip that she spent a substantial time off leash, and this was NOT gentle terrain!

Tess was a good girl - In addition to taking her off leash when there were no other people around and the trail was good (ie no sheer drop offs in granite....) I would also take her off leash when I needed to navigate a trail obstacle, or help my hiking partners too. I always keep her in line of sight......however when going around this particularly nasty burned out tree on soft ground I sort of forgot about Tess.

After "helping" (being bossy.....) my mom and sister around, I look down the trail and here comes Tess! Even when I was distracted and not reminding her to stick around where I could see her, she was checking back in - that was very reassuring that she wasn't just going to bound off to the middle of nowhere in pursuit of a happier existance.....

At one point I slid down a rather treacherous bank of snow, off the trail. There was a steep cliff drop off, and as I was sliding on my back towards the abyss, I aimed my feet at a tree and managed to stop myself. Tess was above me on the bank and I asked her to come down with me, so that we could make our way back up to the trail together. She did an excellent job of staying out of my way and being super obedient. There were a couple of dicey places on the trail and I found myself really really really happy that she was such a small, athletic dog. At 35 pounds she isn't big enough to make my life difficult and I can lift and manhandle her as necessary, but at the same time, she's big enough to make her own way around trail obstacles.

I really tried during this trip to remain in a "happy state" at all times. At any point if I wasn't enjoying the trip I asked myself what I could do. Put Tess on leash? Take her off leash? Stop and get a drink? Pee? Eat something? Admire the view?

Tess is very very very food motivated. I always bring extra rations with me on hiking and backpacking trips because she does so much extra work, running up and down hills. In her mind it's never enough, and especially on this trip since *I* was carrying her food. It was bear country and I decided that I did not want her to go off spreading the smell of dog food in our vincinity of the trail, so *I* carried her food, and thus declared she would get along on 1 1/2 rations.

Tess was pretty sure she was going to starve the first night, even though I promised that I had brought too much food for myself on days 2 and 3 and she could share.

She was pretty sure that as a fully fledged member of the trip she should get a portion of the wine.

Every pic I have of her from this evening is of Tess pleading with her eyes for more calories.

This is what Melinda looks like when she brought an alcohol stove instead of a canister stove because she *thought* it was going to be summer conditions instead of winter conditions.

Note that Tess is keeping her distance. Grumpy Melinda before coffee.

Still waiting for the water to boil for coffee.

Tess was immensely bored by the whole "take pictures of the runamocs" moment.

Our day hiking up by the lakes was limited by the snow covering the trail.

Don't even look at me like that! You finished off my breakfast AND Loreleigh's breakfast.

Tess was pretty sure she could do the old caribou trail, even if someone had added the commentary "if you are a goat" to the sign.

But, because of the unknown snow conditions, we decided to go back the way we came, on the new trail.

Tess perfects the art of begging for lunch.

Tess and I preemptively go around the snowpack that the previous day I had fallen off of.

We camped the second night at Brown's meadow and Tess ran around the meadow depositing doggy scent in an effort to keep the bears at bay.

It didn't quite work because we saw three bears that evening. I saw out on a rock and read, and let my hiking partners know when I spotted them, while encouraging Tess to bark. Which was a fail. She did bark at a deer. And a chipmunk. And a bird. The humans barked at the bear. And hung our bear bags higher. And insisted that the bear canister go further away from camp.

It had rained the first night, but cleared up in the morning. On the second night it rained and did NOT clear up.

I cooked breakfast while Tess watched.

I occasionally *may have* glared at her. I had yet to have even my coffee and she had had BREAKFAST already. Make this "gumpy melinda before coffee" day 2.....

Tess is much happier on the trail than in camp.

Camp was a bit wet and cold that third morning.

No bears in the morning, just the evening before. Did I mention we tried to get Tess to bark at the bears? She volunteered to bark at chipmunks in the morning but sorely disapointed that it did not result in more breakfast.

Finally, coffee.

All in all we did about 25 miles over 3 days. Tess probably did double that mileage, and aside from breaking a down stay in the first day to say hello to another dog, was very good! Truly I cannot think of a more perfect dog for my adventures.

Backpacking in the Trinity Alps - butts?

2013-05-29T08:48:00.001-07:00

First off, I just need to make a statement about what kinds of pictures seem to dominate this trip.

Butt pictures. This isn't even all of them. Or the worst of them.

It seems my butt, and Tess's butt, get more camera time than any other part of my body during this trip.

I suppose if I wasn't always hiking in front of mom it might not be as big an issue.

One solution might be to take the camera away from mom and insist on taking the pictures myself.

Geez.

Now that I've gotten that out of my system, we can proceed to the telling of the tail of the hike to Caribou lakes. Or at least the highlights, according to the Tess.

Fat sounds AWESOME!

2013-05-15T13:02:00.001-07:00

Saw this on facebook yesterday and even though I'm not one to share these sorts of things, it captured the spirit of Tess and every other "breakfast challenged" dog out there perfectly :)

Group picture

2013-05-07T12:11:00.003-07:00

Tess says......Group picture? What group picture?

Going out for a run with both the horse and the dog I decided there should be a group picture. So I set the camera on my trunk, walked over to Farley and attempted to convince my pre-run electron puppy to come over to the proton/neutron nucleus and pose for a picture.

Farley was the only one ready when the shutter went off.

*sigh*. As I'm strictly a one-shot picture taker (HATE posing and setting up for them) this is the image that I get to remember this moment by.

The Diary of a (allegedly) Starved Puppy

2013-05-03T13:59:00.000-07:00

This is Tess speaking.

I need to bring something to your attention - I thought I had solved my hunger problem, but as of this morning I've been put back on the starvation plan.

She (whom you know as Mel) caught onto my strategy - I was soliciting meals from both her AND Matt. For at least a week!

I was totally getting away with it. She had no clue! Going into my kennel and begging for my meals at the appropriate times, unscrewing the food on the dog lid (and getting screeched at by the bird) and going through extraordinary lengths for the single piece of kibble beneath the treadmill.........No one knew (but me!) that I was being fed at 4am when Matt got up, and again at 6am when She got up! Same for dinner.

Isn't it wonderful when 2 people that live together have such weird schedules they barely communicate about such mundane things as who is feeding the Tess?

Then, 2 days ago, I got busted.......First there was forced cuddle time on the couch and She noticed my collar was too tight. And then....horror of horrors she flipped me over for a nail trim and accused me of having fat pads on my stomach. And then, this morning while walking to school She commented on my lack of waist and hourglass figure.

Ummmm.....look who's talking! Yesterday I personally observed Her hopping around her bedroom while attempting to pull jeans on that fit last year that has *mysteriously* "shrunk". Oh yes, who's getting pudgy around the middle???? Remove the plank for your own eye before looking at me!

And the fact I collapse in the shade, panting on hot afternoons when running around? Has nothing to do with this errr....."extra" layer.

Ominously She had a conversation with Matt, and today, I only got 1 breakfast this morning. And She has said things like "You can't be trusted". WHAT? I am the epinamy of trust! You can trust that I'm always hungry. Always.

Speaking of ominous, apparently there is some sort of cummulative 2 year test coming up and She keeps saying things like "practice blood draws" and "but, she's a white dog and stains!". Doesn't sound good. I would like to remind her the last time she drew blood it went like this.
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Melinda: You really need to pin her down.

4th year student restraining me: Got her

Mel: She's really athletic

4th yr: don't worry! :)

Mel sticks the needle a fraction of the way into my leg and I scream and procede to levitate myself towards the ceiling.

Mel and the 4th year proceed to scrape puppy off the ceiling

Mel: do you got her?

4th year: (teeth gritted) Yes......

Mel proceeds to uneventfully draw blood.

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And don't forget the time She tried to give me my first set of puppy shots. She jabs me in the neck and I arc and scream like no puppy has before. She, completely freaked out enlists Matt to help, who upon seeing a streak of red blood on my coat from an itty bitty capillary threatens to pass out as he restrains and She attempts to rejab me with that needle again.
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In conclusion, I would like to point out that there is at least one other dog in the house that is fat dumb and happy (and also a golden color, if you need more of a hint), who probably wouldn't notice if you stuck a thousand needles in him. ( FAT, dumb, and happy.....why is he allowed to be fat and I'm not?)