Scandalous Housewife

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4260478596133952001Wed, 11 Nov 2009 17:11:24 +0000Scandalous HousewifeThe ultimate tale of scandalous housewives and their evil spawn, psychological profiles based on fashion choices, celebrity theories, and shopping A-Z, and a few other things...http://www.scandaloushousewife.net/noreply@blogger.com (Scandalous Housewife)Blogger634125ScandalousHousewifehttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4260478596133952001.post-1325361264945245906Wed, 11 Nov 2009 16:00:00 +00002009-11-11T10:11:16.937-06:00LushEsspornocougie kittenTarek AbbaspornCougarsMakeovers at the Mall Turn to Porn and Orgasms<!--[if gte mso 9]>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScandalousHousewife/~3/8F91lcgHsoc/what-do-you-suppose-scandy-needs.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Scandalous Housewife)8http://www.scandaloushousewife.net/2009/10/what-do-you-suppose-scandy-needs.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4260478596133952001.post-5141008198761884504Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:54:00 +00002009-10-14T09:27:30.879-05:00Ralesbianslut muffinAm I Wearing Lesbonic Repellent?With all this talk recently about lesbians (ok, it's me that's been doing all the lesbo talk), it suddenly hit me that I have never been hit on by a lesbian. Like nev-uh ev-uh! Ok, I sorta had a lesbian experience HERE, but it was more of a thespian exercise based on a certain situation.I mean, I've been hit on by men in all shapes and sizes... and ages. But in all my history of being hit on, http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScandalousHousewife/~3/UtWOcV36-eY/am-i-wearing-lesbonic-repellent.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Scandalous Housewife)9http://www.scandaloushousewife.net/2009/10/am-i-wearing-lesbonic-repellent.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4260478596133952001.post-668154802844544479Tue, 13 Oct 2009 05:07:00 +00002009-10-13T09:17:58.679-05:00Miss. BunnyBill MurrayJohn CandyUltimate Surrender; kinkylesbianStripesTechnicalities: With My Computers & Whether Certain Activities are Lesbian RelatedSo sorry I was MIA yesterday, but I'm having, like, May-Juh, technical difficulties. My Mac has some crazy squiggly lines dashing across the screen so I had to take it into the Dr., and my laptop started acting all crazy ass, too, so it had to go in. I did get a text message from Miss Bunny this weekend, though, and she asked me if I knew anything about the latest craze in girl-on-girl http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScandalousHousewife/~3/rYL1bBTKt9o/technicalities-with-my-computers.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Scandalous Housewife)10http://www.scandaloushousewife.net/2009/10/technicalities-with-my-computers.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4260478596133952001.post-5729334289524074617Fri, 09 Oct 2009 05:56:00 +00002009-10-09T00:56:00.107-05:00NigNogRon JeremypornolesbianGumby and PokeypornWhere's the Porn?File this under: The Effed Up Lives of the Rich and Powerful!Coming to you fresh from the Scandalous Housewife gourmet kitchen, another zexy tale of scandal and mayhem!This latest installment comes from my cousin NigNog and one of her oldest childhood friends, Pokey.Pokey is obviously a nickname, but with a name like that, hell, how could I ever call her by her God given name?About 15 years ago,http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScandalousHousewife/~3/bNGtDKFHoIU/wheres-porn.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Scandalous Housewife)11http://www.scandaloushousewife.net/2009/10/wheres-porn.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4260478596133952001.post-7956304724901779139Thu, 08 Oct 2009 05:14:00 +00002009-10-08T00:14:00.726-05:00FacebookBloody Boom BoomBloody Boom BoomI know we were all hoping for the nitty gritty details of Miss Bunny today, but our lunch had to be re-scheduled. We are shooting for Friday, so, keep your fingers crossed! In the meantime, let's get down with Bloody Boom Boom!Facebook. Do you have people coming out of the woodwork or what? Random names and faces appear, requesting 'friendship' weekly, and it often takes a long, deep reach http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScandalousHousewife/~3/wvNVrsGsCQg/bloody-boom-boom.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Scandalous Housewife)12http://www.scandaloushousewife.net/2009/10/bloody-boom-boom.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4260478596133952001.post-2705725949618459579Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:39:00 +00002009-10-07T09:27:27.420-05:00Hang on For a Bumpy Bunny Ride!Oh, oh, kids! Looks like Scandy is in for another bumpy ride in the neighborhood! It appears Miss Bunny from my 'Just a Typical Day Post' last week has just realized I wrote about our lunch conversation and left a reply in the comment section: Anonymous said...Only BETTER stuff to cum... A few more martinis and klon and the pic would have been yours Scandy, how does lunch this week sound?http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScandalousHousewife/~3/v3qw9jKW2Rw/hang-on-for-bumpy-bunny-ride.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Scandalous Housewife)8http://www.scandaloushousewife.net/2009/10/hang-on-for-bumpy-bunny-ride.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4260478596133952001.post-7746512891829520001Mon, 05 Oct 2009 14:50:00 +00002009-10-06T10:25:45.229-05:00slutssex in the citycarrie bradshawsexElton JohnRoberto CavalliAnd the Nominees Are...Good thing I slipped into my beaded Roberto Cavalli this morning! Because Scandalous Housewife has just been called to the podium!I am so thankful to The Peach Tart for the Over the Top Award! I just love her sharp wit and brutal honesty, sweetened with her fabulous Southern charm! Y'all go check her out, I mean it!So here are the official rules of this award.1. Answer the questions below usinghttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScandalousHousewife/~3/_f8ZNqjwCbs/and-nominees-are.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Scandalous Housewife)9http://www.scandaloushousewife.net/2009/10/and-nominees-are.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4260478596133952001.post-4358786813906246523Mon, 05 Oct 2009 05:01:00 +00002009-10-05T00:01:27.349-05:00Tommy LeepornoPamela AndersonpornHot and Fresh Out the Kitchen! Homemade Porn!Been having a Cyber Chat Reunion of sorts with my DC HomeGirls. These are the girls I spent many a crazy night with when I took my first post college job on Capitol Hill. We all live all over the country now, but slowly but surely we are digging deep into our booze and cigarette corrupted brain cells and pulling out hilarious memories.One such memory came from RC, (who is now a National Networkhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScandalousHousewife/~3/vzjWXmJZX0Q/hot-and-fresh-out-kitchen-homemade-porn.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Scandalous Housewife)5http://www.scandaloushousewife.net/2009/10/hot-and-fresh-out-kitchen-homemade-porn.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4260478596133952001.post-1827461338585698654Fri, 02 Oct 2009 05:59:00 +00002009-10-02T00:59:00.236-05:00Just a Typical DayI had lunch on Monday with my friend, Miss Bunny. She's a Housewife, but not one of the regular Scandalous Housewives. I soon discovered, however, she's been hiding some very naughty secrets.The moment Miss Bunny sat down, she told me she needed a drink: A martini, and she asked if I would join her. I told her that my light weight ass really can't roll martini at lunch, but I would have a http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScandalousHousewife/~3/HbYJUWjN7MI/just-typical-day.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Scandalous Housewife)13http://www.scandaloushousewife.net/2009/10/just-typical-day.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4260478596133952001.post-4059790905382444224Thu, 01 Oct 2009 05:39:00 +00002009-10-01T00:39:00.102-05:00<atom:summary type="text">Thanks to a fave blogger at Evil Slutopia for introducing me to this fluff video to give this lil' Cougar housewife a pass today. I cursed myself yesterday when I mentioned one of my children throwing a "Oh no, I have a major project due tomorrow and I'm just realizing it at 10:00 pm!" Hope you enjoy! I'll be back tomorrow with the most scandalous housewife story to date!</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScandalousHousewife/~3/HGPC8caPukI/thanks-to-fave-blogger-at-evil-slutopia.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Scandalous Housewife)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://www.scandaloushousewife.net/2009/10/thanks-to-fave-blogger-at-evil-slutopia.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4260478596133952001.post-8554081351830890212</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-09-30T11:05:48.435-05:00</atom:updated><title>Scandy's F$ck HoursI was driving to a charity luncheon a few days ago with a friend, when she suddenly turned to me and said, "Scandy, you sure having been using the word 'fuck' a lot today". I scrunched my brow and deeply pondered her statement for a few moments, recalling myself saying, "WTF", and "Fuck that", and a little bit of, "He's such a motherfucker".Suddenly, it was as if a light bulb went off in my http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScandalousHousewife/~3/6wYTZKzAggk/scandys-fck-hours.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Scandalous Housewife)12http://www.scandaloushousewife.net/2009/09/scandys-fck-hours.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4260478596133952001.post-7158190060748931065Tue, 29 Sep 2009 05:05:00 +00002009-09-29T00:18:51.403-05:00Vicky from Real Housewives of Orange CountyElton JohnpimphornyhookersCrystal GayledouchebagsMargarita Society Party Gets For RealsFriday night found the Housewives at Bengal Coast in Dallas for the latest 'Margarita Society' party. We are members, you know.The place was packed with desperate single ladies and horny-play-uh-wanna-be men dressed in colorful, untucked dress shirts and fake tans. We knew we were in for some fun when Hogie bumped into an 80 year old PeePaw, accidentally grazing his buttocks with her hand. http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScandalousHousewife/~3/0MhL1mDc_M8/margarita-society-party-gets-for-reals.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Scandalous Housewife)11http://www.scandaloushousewife.net/2009/09/margarita-society-party-gets-for-reals.html