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		<title>Why yes, I am sassy</title>
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		<description>No, I haven&amp;#8217;t ever seen the movie &amp;#8220;Brokeback Mountain&amp;#8221;. Why do you ask?
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Why yes, I am sassy
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		<title>Radioactiveman looking for his Gammagirl</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 04:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Women often have a hard time accepting my condition. Yes, it&amp;#8217;s true, I have about the worst case of radiation poisoning in history. And, yes, I do glow in the dark. But there are some good things. First, think of all the money you can save on x-rays! Just stand between me and the mirror [...]&lt;p&gt;Post from: &lt;a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com"&gt;Scary Personals&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title>I knew those Oompa Loompas were freaks</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 01:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ruserious</dc:creator>
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		<description>Ladies, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I am a true scholar athlete. I take my education and my sport very serious. In fact, I take them so serious that it&amp;#8217;s hard for me to find time for my other passion, which is stripping down to my underwear, painting myself to look like [...]&lt;p&gt;Post from: &lt;a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com"&gt;Scary Personals&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title>Yes, I know those aren’t really gloves</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 02:05:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am a man who knows what I like. I like my movies violent, my women hot and blond and my beer cold. And I do mean cold. It&amp;#8217;s not enough to have a frosty mug. If I can&amp;#8217;t pick up the bottle without running the risk of frostbite, the beer is not cold enough [...]&lt;p&gt;Post from: &lt;a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com"&gt;Scary Personals&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title>Actual Text: February 21 edition (This is one wise man)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 17:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&amp;#8220;Im a fun loving, out-going guy from the south, stuck in ***   If you wanna know anything then just look me up on myspace or facebook, odds are I&amp;#8217;ll probably add you, unless of course you are holding a knife in your profile picture&amp;#8221;
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