Scary Personals

Me Tarzan, You desperate

ruserious — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:46:29 +0000

George, George George of the Jungle, Strong as I can be. Ahhhhhhhh Come check out my tree. George, George, George of the Jungle, Run around pants free. Ahhhhhhhh (It’s not much of a tree.) Post from: Scary PersonalsMe Tarzan, You desperate

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Me Tarzan, You desperate

You’re doing it wrong

ruserious — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 03:00:32 +0000

All of you guys think you can flash some money and get in my pants. Well, I have my own money so I don’t need yours. Instead, I am going to use my money to get in YOUR pants. How does it feel to be treated like a piece of meat? Post from: Scary PersonalsYou’re doing [...]

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You’re doing it wrong

Why yes, I am sassy

ruserious — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 01:57:16 +0000

No, I haven’t ever seen the movie “Brokeback Mountain”. Why do you ask? . . . . . . . . Post from: Scary PersonalsWhy yes, I am sassy

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Why yes, I am sassy

Radioactiveman looking for his Gammagirl

ruserious — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 04:55:50 +0000

Women often have a hard time accepting my condition. Yes, it’s true, I have about the worst case of radiation poisoning in history. And, yes, I do glow in the dark. But there are some good things. First, think of all the money you can save on x-rays! Just stand between me and the mirror [...]

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Radioactiveman looking for his Gammagirl

I knew those Oompa Loompas were freaks

ruserious — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 01:57:36 +0000

Ladies, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I am a true scholar athlete. I take my education and my sport very serious. In fact, I take them so serious that it’s hard for me to find time for my other passion, which is stripping down to my underwear, painting myself to look like [...]

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I knew those Oompa Loompas were freaks