tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-175128462008-07-23T20:35:00.035-05:00R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comBlogger349125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-47511962699861876262008-07-23T20:27:00.003-05:002008-07-23T20:35:00.064-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/plunger-799522.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/plunger-799440.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ladies, as if the fact I am clearly well put together, and also have some serious fashion sense (see my stylish headgear?) you must have noticed my most important feature: my huge plunger. Yes, it is a truly large plunger. And in case you're wondering, yes, I do know how to use it. I can truly plunge the deepest depths. I can remove whatever may be blocking your pipes. And, seriously, isn't a plunger more gentle than a roto-rooter?</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Insert your own snarky comment here. Frankly, I think the plunger speaks for itself.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_K8rYgYwlhBiOkETS53LsCKlPXfI_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/K8rYgYwlhBiOkETS53LsCKlPXfI_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_K8rYgYwlhBiOkETS53LsCKlPXfI_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=K8rYgYwlhBiOkETS53LsCKlPXfI_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2008%2F07%2Fhow-many-rules-does-this-one-ad-break.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-59934918268143770932008-07-22T21:14:00.003-05:002008-07-22T21:22:16.216-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/ihaveissues-794411.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/ihaveissues-794408.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:155%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">All I can say is that my dating life would have been a lot easier if more women believed in this kind of truth in advertising. </span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_rXHCQLzqfoETa15BDgCgkczMv9c_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/rXHCQLzqfoETa15BDgCgkczMv9c_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_rXHCQLzqfoETa15BDgCgkczMv9c_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=rXHCQLzqfoETa15BDgCgkczMv9c_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2008%2F07%2Fhonesty-really-is-best-policy.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-71532773246434373282008-07-21T21:27:00.003-05:002008-07-21T21:41:08.879-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/dangerousfriend-760770.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/dangerousfriend-760767.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ladies, I have 2 things to say. First, I am once again available. Yes, that's right, I am on the market. So your chance has come. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Second, and pay very close attention to this. If you break my heart I WILL make your head vanish. I'm serious. I can do it. See these two? We were supposed to meet for drinks and they didn't show up. Now they know better. As you can see, they are very prompt when we have an appointment now. So, I suggest you think very carefully about how you treat me. You wouldn't want this to happen to you.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">This one seriously does scare me. I mean, the whole face thing is one thing (it's called cropping people) but that expression kind of reminds me of that kid from the old Twilight Zone that sent people that pissed him off "to the corn".</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_Bz1kj4Xa0yqO01ny7yo8kx-IIbw_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/Bz1kj4Xa0yqO01ny7yo8kx-IIbw_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_Bz1kj4Xa0yqO01ny7yo8kx-IIbw_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=Bz1kj4Xa0yqO01ny7yo8kx-IIbw_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2008%2F07%2Fi-am-not-man-to-be-taken-lightly.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-6361303590965574632008-07-20T21:25:00.004-05:002008-07-20T21:38:54.107-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/sleep2-782703.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/sleep2-782700.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">I figured I might as well just post my pic the way you are likely to see me if we go out. See, I'm narcoleptic. It was bound to come up eventually so I am just laying my cards on the table. So, if we go out, don't be surprised if I just suddenly doze off. It happens. Don't take it personally. It doesn't mean you're boring. Well, it probably doesn't mean your boring. On the other hand if you are boring, it just might be your fault. Regardless, I have a simple demand. If I fall asleep on our date keep your fucking hands off me!</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">You know, she's really kind of cute. It's too bad she has a sleep disorder. I have one too, but it just means I don't ever feel like getting out of bed. Anyway, I wonder if she snores?</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_g3E-fjIBLs7VEi6WtxEtMnWhjqQ_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/g3E-fjIBLs7VEi6WtxEtMnWhjqQ_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_g3E-fjIBLs7VEi6WtxEtMnWhjqQ_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=g3E-fjIBLs7VEi6WtxEtMnWhjqQ_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2008%2F07%2Fzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-58835963892410069712008-07-19T23:57:00.007-05:002008-07-20T00:15:36.234-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/actualtext2-706812.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/actualtext2-706808.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:145%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Just moved to (edited to protedct the monkey fucker), loving life out there. Working hard, partying harder. I wouldn’t mind meeting a beautiful woman who is not a Pirate Hooker.</span></span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:145%;" ><br />Frankly, I don't think you can put your pic on the net, on a personals site, which lists your location, while trying to protect your identity. Then again, I don't see what's so bad about a beautiful woman who just happens to be a pirate hooker.<br /></span><span style="font-size:135;"><span style="font-size:70%;">(And the beastiality tag is a personal favorite. You'd be amazed how many of the people that come to Scary Personals from Google Image Search are searching for bestiality. I think it's second only to bukakke. And a shitload of people spell it wrong, so I have to use both spellings. Ya'll are some sick fucks who really should learn the right way to spell your perversion.)</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:135;" ><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_2PC8ZC.l5VKeQgGCPux-QuDaJTc_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/2PC8ZC.l5VKeQgGCPux-QuDaJTc_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_2PC8ZC.l5VKeQgGCPux-QuDaJTc_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=2PC8ZC.l5VKeQgGCPux-QuDaJTc_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2008%2F07%2Factual-text-july-19th-edition.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-44075006223809996552008-07-18T22:00:00.004-05:002008-07-18T22:13:19.174-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/xrayman2-705103.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/xrayman2-704873.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">WANTED: Understanding woman who has her own protective anti-radiation suit. Must be comfortable dealing with occasional radiation sickness and glowing in the dark (having a sleep mask a big plus). Working nights and sleeping during the day has generally worked best. Also must not be easily disturbed by seeing her own bones when in close proximity. Very interested in hot nuclear physicists.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">New rule, in addition to no photoshopping or adding your own text, do not utilize odd image manipulation tools.</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_AVwWvqYxDwmqSbMxNITW.fapEmA_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/AVwWvqYxDwmqSbMxNITW.fapEmA_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_AVwWvqYxDwmqSbMxNITW.fapEmA_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=AVwWvqYxDwmqSbMxNITW.fapEmA_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2008%2F07%2Fi-wasnt-like-this-before-i-vacationed.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-23146050840313488072008-07-17T21:31:00.003-05:002008-07-17T21:39:36.802-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/andtheyhateuswhy-757889.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/andtheyhateuswhy-757885.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:120%;" >Frankly I just don't get women. Here I am in Iraq and do the ladies give me any play? Hell no. I tried local attire but they still aren't interested. Surely they recognize my very friendly "hang loose" hand gesture, which I use when out on patrol. Even when I do get one to come back to the base with me they get all offended by the pictures of American babes on my wall. It's just ridiculous. I can't wait to get back to The States and women that make sense.</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:120%;" >I'm gonna keep wearing the robes and shit though.</span><span style="font-size:120%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:120%;" >I am all for supporting our troops, but seriously, I have to think this guy would manage to look as much like a douche if he was posting his ad from the US, And he'd probably still make the stupid hand gesture. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_jafuYodxg2b78AvsPGGjGTCtA4Y_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/jafuYodxg2b78AvsPGGjGTCtA4Y_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_jafuYodxg2b78AvsPGGjGTCtA4Y_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=jafuYodxg2b78AvsPGGjGTCtA4Y_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2008%2F07%2Fwhy-do-they-hate-us-again.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-48828291442814660482008-07-16T21:46:00.002-05:002008-07-16T21:50:07.009-05:00<a style="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/isthatmold-751176.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/isthatmold-751171.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >But, seriously, is it just me or does she have some sort of fungus growing all over her body?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_Q6B.ak7hSoClgW5Csn1rS3ZT4A8_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/Q6B.ak7hSoClgW5Csn1rS3ZT4A8_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_Q6B.ak7hSoClgW5Csn1rS3ZT4A8_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=Q6B.ak7hSoClgW5Csn1rS3ZT4A8_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2008%2F07%2Fi-was-gonna-post-snarky-fake-ad-ad.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-39587912709065616652008-07-15T21:48:00.003-05:002008-07-15T21:55:10.298-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/face2-768438.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/face2-768394.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">I need help. This thing around my neck is WAYYYYYY too tight. It's cutting off the blood to my brain. It's all I can do to type this ad. And my braces... I swear the rubber bands are all messed up or something because my mouth is stuck like this.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">What I am looking for is a woman who can accept me the way I am, understands that my mouth will probably get better after I see the orthodontist, and who has a pair of scissors to cut this damn thing off my neck. Are you that woman? I certainly hope so.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Yeah, making fun of his nose would have just been too easy. Besides, it's wrong to pile on.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_MdgjrveKp2Sh3r2g.u1byjoJ0Xk_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/MdgjrveKp2Sh3r2g.u1byjoJ0Xk_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_MdgjrveKp2Sh3r2g.u1byjoJ0Xk_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=MdgjrveKp2Sh3r2g.u1byjoJ0Xk_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2008%2F07%2Fmom-warned-you-it-would-freeze-like.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-30221486923179845722008-07-14T20:59:00.003-05:002008-07-14T21:05:21.633-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/hewasgross-713863.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/hewasgross-713860.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:120%;" >I have standards. As you can see, if you don't meet my standards you won't get anywhere with me. So I ask you to do this. Look at the man in this picture. Do you look better than he does? Do you really? Because if you don't, don't waste my time. I'm serious here. It wasn't just his bad breath that made me turn my head, although it was pretty rank. This tool just doesn't measure up. So look in the mirror. Are you any better? Are you sure?</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:120%;" >I swear we've seen this girl before. I'm too fucking lazy to check the archives and find out, but I swear I've seen her before. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_-4ULvNYsIXF-XKaVl6wVCxvCyU4_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/-4ULvNYsIXF-XKaVl6wVCxvCyU4_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_-4ULvNYsIXF-XKaVl6wVCxvCyU4_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=-4ULvNYsIXF-XKaVl6wVCxvCyU4_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2008%2F07%2Flook-closely-at-this-guy.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-83373140963848979662008-07-12T11:23:00.003-05:002008-07-12T11:29:08.425-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/hatgirl-725894.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/hatgirl-725891.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;">Look at me! Sooooooo sexy! My stylish scarf! My plunging neckline! My pouty lips!<br /><br />And my hat! Oh my hat! Look at the rakish angle to which I tilt my hat. Stylish AND cool!<br /><br />You know you want me, and, believe it or not, you can have me! Really! I'm available! Can you believe that?<br /><br /><br />OK, I admit it. I had a hard time with this one. Where, exactly, do you start when a pic gives you so much to work with?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_fNI4l04SeZAYtsfo43jvM8L9ifo_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/fNI4l04SeZAYtsfo43jvM8L9ifo_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_fNI4l04SeZAYtsfo43jvM8L9ifo_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=fNI4l04SeZAYtsfo43jvM8L9ifo_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2008%2F07%2Fso-much-to-say.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-21838505765669138882008-07-06T19:10:00.005-05:002008-07-06T19:28:49.190-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/actualtext-791706.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/actualtext-791700.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:160%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />OK, I am not going to comment on how most women I know wouldn't be turned on by a guy who like to kill baby deer. I won't even make the obvious hot dog joke. But I will ask a simple question:</span><br /><span style="font-size:240%;"><br />What the fuck is this guy talking about?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><br />(Yes, I know it's just a dumb quote from the Simpsons)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_vRYoXfF0yVAtSZ-nKnnTy9mJbEY_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/vRYoXfF0yVAtSZ-nKnnTy9mJbEY_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_vRYoXfF0yVAtSZ-nKnnTy9mJbEY_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=vRYoXfF0yVAtSZ-nKnnTy9mJbEY_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2008%2F07%2Factual-text-july-6-edition.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-19088852439072618072008-03-31T12:49:00.002-05:002008-03-31T12:55:09.970-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/takeme-745820.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/takeme-745794.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;">I used to be a picky guy. It started out with me only wanting ladies that were 10's. Then I got a little more realistinc and went for ladies that were 7's. I even tried switching to just ladies, and even "ladies".<br />Now I realize, I have to take what I can get. So, as you can see guys. I'm ready. I give up. I may not be gay, but if that's the only action I am going to get, so be it.<br /><br />Just please be gentle. It's my first time. OK, maybe not my FIRST time...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_pj4oBUF4WM7bFRXrhWwsS9tloWE_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/pj4oBUF4WM7bFRXrhWwsS9tloWE_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_pj4oBUF4WM7bFRXrhWwsS9tloWE_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=pj4oBUF4WM7bFRXrhWwsS9tloWE_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2008%2F03%2Ftake-me-im-yours.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-5749222066123922072007-10-17T16:09:00.001-05:002007-10-17T16:15:59.587-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/argh-790902.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/argh-790898.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;">Argh Matey! I be looking for a lass to take aboard my ship. I prefer a woman with sturdy sea legs. And, of course, I am all about the booty. If you fit the bill come find me in port. Must not mind a few barnacles on my main mast.<br /><br />OK, I took the obvious route... sue me.<br /><br /><br /></span><br /><table cellpadding="4"><tbody><tr align="left"><td align="left"><span style=";font-family:verdana,helvetica,arial;color:black;" ><b>How scary is this ad?</b></span><br /><form method="get" action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input name="poll" value="24798" type="hidden"><select name="inpu"><option value="1">5 - Terrifying</option><option value="2">4 -</option><option value="3">3 -</option><option value="4">2 -</option><option value="5">1 - Mildly Disturbing</option></select><input name="action" value="submit" type="submit"><br /><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/24798" target="polls"><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">View Results</span></a></form></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_faeFtGXT1hLRBPiSVdDd5-HBulM_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/faeFtGXT1hLRBPiSVdDd5-HBulM_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_faeFtGXT1hLRBPiSVdDd5-HBulM_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=faeFtGXT1hLRBPiSVdDd5-HBulM_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2007%2F10%2Fset-sail-with-me.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-46888836976080323962007-10-08T18:45:00.000-05:002007-10-08T18:54:31.992-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/face2-795707.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/face2-795704.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;">I am a human! I am not an animal! Go on a date with me.<br /><br />I think that thing around his neck is too tight.</span><br /><br /><table bgcolor=000080 cellpadding=4><tr align=left><td align=left><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1 color=black><b>How scary is this ad?</font></b><br><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=24755><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><input type=submit name=action value=submit><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/24755" target="polls"><font color=ffffff><br />View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form><br clear=all><br><br><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_LF37yVAQqNkmSMymTifH8jyQC7s_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/LF37yVAQqNkmSMymTifH8jyQC7s_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_LF37yVAQqNkmSMymTifH8jyQC7s_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=LF37yVAQqNkmSMymTifH8jyQC7s_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2007%2F10%2Fis-he-gasper-or-just-special.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-54231393636409938702007-10-06T21:41:00.001-05:002007-10-06T21:50:42.743-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/why-777535.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/why-777534.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;">I don't even really have a joke. I am just confused why she went to the trouble to colorize the juice box.</span><br /><table><tr align=left><td align=left><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><table cellpadding=4><tr align=left><td align=left><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1 color=black><b>How scary is this ad?</b></font><br /><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=24752><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><input type=submit name=action value=submit><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/24752" target="polls"><font color=000000><br />View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form></span></td></tr></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_DKMtrtWZu5Ve7lI1jYjpZ4tOHpg_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/DKMtrtWZu5Ve7lI1jYjpZ4tOHpg_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_DKMtrtWZu5Ve7lI1jYjpZ4tOHpg_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=DKMtrtWZu5Ve7lI1jYjpZ4tOHpg_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2007%2F10%2Fjust-shaking-my-head.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-30455978872991029582007-10-05T20:40:00.001-05:002007-10-05T20:49:39.992-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/condomhead-764465.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/condomhead-764463.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:180%;">All I can say is that most guys would be satisfied with a Trojan Magnum. But this man is clearly not like most guys.</span><br /><br /><table bgcolor=000080 cellpadding=4><tr align=left><td align=left><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1><b>How scary is this ad?</b></font><br /><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=24747><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><input type=submit name=action value=submit><br /><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/24747" target="polls"><font color=ffffff>View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_FatXaoRzYh0aD2KhHSYDmYWHOgQ_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/FatXaoRzYh0aD2KhHSYDmYWHOgQ_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_FatXaoRzYh0aD2KhHSYDmYWHOgQ_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=FatXaoRzYh0aD2KhHSYDmYWHOgQ_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2007%2F10%2Fsafety-first.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-41970783751763128822007-10-04T20:45:00.001-05:002007-10-04T21:03:20.724-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/hesuckedmytits-779645.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/hesuckedmytits-779643.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:160%;">So, you're saying I shouldn't expect guys to treat me right if I post my pic with some guy sucking on my tits?<br /><br />Well, I just have to disagree.</span><br /><br /><table cellpadding=4><tr align=left><td align=left><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1 color=black><b>How scary is this ad?</font></b><br><br /><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=24742><select name=inpu><br /><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><input type=submit name=action value=submit><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/24742" target="polls"><font color=ffffff><br />View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form><br clear=all><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_2HrrOFi7J9f00MfuPa0i42Pgx.g_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/2HrrOFi7J9f00MfuPa0i42Pgx.g_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_2HrrOFi7J9f00MfuPa0i42Pgx.g_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=2HrrOFi7J9f00MfuPa0i42Pgx.g_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2007%2F10%2Fat-least-she-was-drunk.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-76836554972029518972007-10-03T20:36:00.001-05:002007-10-04T21:02:02.832-05:00<table><td valign=top><table valign=top><tbody><tr><td align="left" valign=top><img src="http://scarypersonals.com/images/actualtext2.jpg" /></td><td><span style="font-size:150%;"><span style="font-family: arial;">I am a funloving man that is looking to meet funloving ladies. You never know what might pop up during a good conversation. Love to chat and cam online. Love a "stimulating" conversation<br /><br />I swear I have no idea what this guy is talking about.</span></span><br /></td></tr></tbody></table></table><br /><table cellpadding=4><tr align=left><td align=left><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1 color=black><b>How scary is this ad?</font></b><br><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=24735><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><input type=submit name=action value=submit><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/24735" target="polls"><font color=ffffff><br />View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_-.69zVpTs883ApzjmcoB67gnxtQ_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/-.69zVpTs883ApzjmcoB67gnxtQ_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_-.69zVpTs883ApzjmcoB67gnxtQ_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=-.69zVpTs883ApzjmcoB67gnxtQ_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2007%2F10%2Factual-text-october-2-2007.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-10575349282447514282007-05-11T07:13:00.001-05:002008-07-20T00:13:23.718-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/doglick-708575.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/doglick-708573.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:140%;">I have to say I have met some great guys from my ad, but I just don't get why you are all so shy! I know they say that you shouldn't kiss on a first date, but I really don't mind. Heck, I'd take a third or fourth date kiss! Oh, and what does "kibble breath" mean?<br /><br />Tell me what licks your lips <a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2055#2055">in the forum</a>.</span><br /><br /><br /><table><td align=left><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/blonde" rel="tag">blonde</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/beastiality" rel="tag">beastiality</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/kissing" rel="tag">kissing</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/dog+breath" rel="tag">dog breath</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/blonde" rel="tag">blonde</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/beastiality" rel="tag">beastiality</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/kissing" rel="tag">kissing</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/dog+breath" rel="tag">dog breath</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:blonde" rel="tag">blonde</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:beastiality" rel="tag">beastiality</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:kissing" rel="tag">kissing</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:dog+breath" rel="tag">dog breath</a><br />keotag tags: <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/blonde" rel="tag">blonde</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/beastiality" rel="tag">beastiality</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/kissing" rel="tag">kissing</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/dog+breath" rel="tag">dog breath</a></span> </div></td><td align=right><table cellpadding=4><br /><tr align=right><td align=right><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1 color=black><b>How scary is this ad?</b></font><br><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=23901><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><br /><input type=submit name=action value=submit><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/23901" target="polls"><br /><font color=ffffff>View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form><br clear=all></td></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_tGgV4IWkQgeh-9Wrn3fx-D4mSFA_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/tGgV4IWkQgeh-9Wrn3fx-D4mSFA_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_tGgV4IWkQgeh-9Wrn3fx-D4mSFA_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=tGgV4IWkQgeh-9Wrn3fx-D4mSFA_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2007%2F05%2Fmore-doggie-love.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-67884893349044561362007-05-08T05:47:00.001-05:002008-07-20T00:13:58.937-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/calfraper-724496.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/calfraper-724494.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;">I'm just a good ol' boy, tryin' to have some fun. Daddy says I have to stay away from the livestock, so I need something else to do with my time. Could you be that something? Frankly I don't know why daddy has a problem with me being around the calves. I love them little suckers. I mean I REALLY love them. Sure they run away from me when I come close, but they're just playing hard to get. I know they really love me too.<br /><br />If you have seen this man near farm animals, call the ASPCA or <a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1862#1862">post the information here</a>.</span><br /><br /><br /><table> <td align=left><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/calf" rel="tag">calf</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/animal" rel="tag">animal</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/abuse" rel="tag">abuse</a><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/beastiality" rel="tag">beastiality</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/calf" rel="tag">calf</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/animal" rel="tag">animal</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/abuse" rel="tag">abuse</a><a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/beastiality" rel="tag">beastiality</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:calf" rel="tag">calf</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:animal" rel="tag">animal</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:abuse" rel="tag">abuse</a><a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:beastiality" rel="tag">beastiality</a><br />keotag tags: <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/calf" rel="tag">calf</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/animal" rel="tag">animal</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/abuse" rel="tag">abuse</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/beastiality" rel="tag">beastiality</a></span> </div></td><td align=right><table cellpadding=4><br /><tr align=left><td align=right><font face="verdana, helvetica, arial" size=-1 color=white><b>How scary is this ad?</b></font><form method=get action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><input type=hidden name=poll value=23876><select name=inpu><option value=1>5 - Terrifying<option value=2>4 -<option value=3>3 -<option value=4>2 -<option value=5>1 - Mildly Disturbing</select><br /><input type=submit name=action value=submit><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/23876" target="polls"><br /><font color=ffffff>View Results</font></a></td></tr></table></form><br clear=all></td></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_x2OwoQy-39MC-wsnXrTRBiugInY_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/x2OwoQy-39MC-wsnXrTRBiugInY_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_x2OwoQy-39MC-wsnXrTRBiugInY_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=x2OwoQy-39MC-wsnXrTRBiugInY_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2007%2F05%2Fwhere-men-are-men-and-calves-are-scared.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-25867687858230816492007-04-01T18:26:00.000-05:002007-04-01T19:00:23.601-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/brahead-745398.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/brahead-745370.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;">There comes a time in every girl's life where she has to make some changes. I have changed my hair, changed my eye colors. I even changed my boobs. Now the big one. I have got these old bras that just don't fit anymore, and I am going to make use of them some way or another. As you can see, they make nice headware. I am sure I can find all sorts of other uses. And I can't wait for winter to see how well they work as earmuffs!<br /><br />Explain why she did this <a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=774#774">here</a>.</span><br /><br /><br /><table><tbody><tr><td align="left" valign="top"><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/bra" rel="tag">bra</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/weird" rel="tag">weird</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/bra" rel="tag">bra</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/weird" rel="tag">weird</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:bra" rel="tag">bra</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:weird" rel="tag">weird</a><br />keotag tags: <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/bra" rel="tag">bra</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/weird" rel="tag">weird</a></span> </div></td><td align="right" valign="top"><table bg cellpadding="4" style="color:#000080;"><tbody><tr align="right"><td align="right"><span style="font-family:verdana, helvetica, arial;font-size:-1;color:black;"><br /><b>How scary is this ad?</b><br /></span><form method="get" action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><span style="font-family:verdana, helvetica, arial;font-size:-1;color:black;"><input name="poll" value="23607" type="hidden"><select name="inpu"><option value="1">5 - Terrifying</option><option value="2">4 -</option><option value="3">3 -</option><option value="4">2 -</option><option value="5">1 - Mildly Disturbing</option></select><input name="action" value="submit" type="submit"></form><br /><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/23607" target="polls"><span style="color:#000000;">View Results</span></a><span style="color:#000000;"></span></span></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_3-kDsoiopMIMuc5L1d-CBAzAwNU_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/3-kDsoiopMIMuc5L1d-CBAzAwNU_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_3-kDsoiopMIMuc5L1d-CBAzAwNU_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=3-kDsoiopMIMuc5L1d-CBAzAwNU_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2007%2F04%2Fthere-comes-time-in-every-girls-life.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-28057235139547914082007-03-30T21:05:00.000-05:002007-03-30T21:26:22.337-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/actual-text-784633.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/actual-text-784615.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:175%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"Hey look out for that big spider on your shoulder!!!! No not that shoulder, the other one!!! Ah, forget it. It's gone."<br /><br /></span><span>I guess this is what you put in your ad when you have no good selling points.<br /><br />And if you have any good points this guy could have mentioned, <a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=773#773">post them here</a>.</span></span><br /><br /><br /><table><tbody><tr><td align="bottom" valign="top"><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/spiders" rel="tag">spiders</a> <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/actual+text" rel="tag">actual text</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/spiders" rel="tag">spiders</a> <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/actual+text" rel="tag">actual text</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:spiders" rel="tag">spiders</a> <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:actual+text" rel="tag">actual text</a><br />keotag tags: <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/male" rel="tag">male</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/spiders" rel="tag">spiders</a> <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/actual+text" rel="tag">actual text</a></span> </div></td><td align="right" valign="top"><table bg cellpadding="4" style="color:#000080;"><tbody><tr align="right"><td align="right"><span style="font-family:verdana, helvetica, arial;font-size:78%;color:black;"><b>How scary is this ad?</b><br /></span><form method="get" action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><span style="font-family:verdana, helvetica, arial;font-size:78%;color:black;"><input name="poll" value="23598" type="hidden"><select name="inpu"><option value="1">5 - Terrifying</option><option value="2">4 -</option><option value="3">3 -</option><option value="4">2 -</option><option value="5">1 - Mildly Disturbing</option></select><input name="action" value="submit" type="submit"><br /><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/23598" target="polls"><span style="color:#000000;">View Results</span></a></span></form></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_P5C7n6AXNAw89CMmxB9nuPPHgVc_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/P5C7n6AXNAw89CMmxB9nuPPHgVc_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_P5C7n6AXNAw89CMmxB9nuPPHgVc_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=P5C7n6AXNAw89CMmxB9nuPPHgVc_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2007%2F03%2Factual-text-march-30-2007.html"/></p>R. U. Serioushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15236766357104792669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17512846.post-17734294066001956952007-03-28T21:27:00.000-05:002007-03-28T21:39:55.369-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/wonttanlikethat-725620.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://scarypersonals.com/uploaded_images/wonttanlikethat-725582.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;">I was going to post an ad, but instead I just have a simple observation:<br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">You won't tan dressed like that!</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><a href="http://www.scarypersonals.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=764#764">Make up your own damn ad.</a></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><table><tbody><tr><td valing="top" align="left"><div class="tags"><span style="font-size:58%;">technorati tags: <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/tanning" rel="tag">tanning</a><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/weird" rel="tag">weird</a><br />del.icio.us tags: <a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a><a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a><a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a><a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/tanning" rel="tag">tanning</a><a href="http://del.icio.us/tag/weird" rel="tag">weird</a><br />icerocket tags: <a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a><a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:female" rel="tag">female</a><a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a><a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:tanning" rel="tag">tanning</a><a href="http://blogs.icerocket.com/search?q=tag:weird" rel="tag">weird</a><br />keotag tags: <a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/brunette" rel="tag">brunette</a><a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/female" rel="tag">female</a><a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/personal+ad" rel="tag">personal ad</a><a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/tanning" rel="tag">tanning</a><a href="http://www.keotag.com/tag/weird" rel="tag">weird</a></span> </div></td><td align="right" valign="top"><table bg cellpadding="4" style="color:#000080;"><tbody><tr align="left"><td align="left"><br /><span style="font-family:verdana, helvetica, arial;font-size:-1;color:black;"><b>How scary is this ad?</b><br /></span><form method="get" action="http://www.pollwizard.com/vote.cgi" target="polls"><span style="font-family:verdana, helvetica, arial;font-size:-1;color:black;"><input name="poll" value="23588" type="hidden"><select name="inpu"><option value="1">5 - Terrifying</option><option value="2">4 -</option><option value="3">3 -</option><option value="4">2 -</option><option value="5">1 - Mildly Disturbing</option></select><input name="action" value="submit" type="submit"><a href="http://www.pollwizard.com/23588" target="polls"><br /><span style="color:#000000;">View Results</span></a></span></form></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!-- google_ad_client = "pub-3587763631675060"; google_ad_width = 468; google_ad_height = 15; google_ad_format = "468x15_0ads_al"; google_ad_channel =""; //--></script> <script type="text/javascript" src="http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.js"> </script></div> <p><map name="google_ad_map_EwG-BTBepmtlQEWVpB8E3zV6W6E_"><area shape="rect" href="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/imgclick/EwG-BTBepmtlQEWVpB8E3zV6W6E_?pos=0" coords="1,2,367,28"/><area shape="rect" href="http://services.google.com/feedback/abg" coords="384,10,453,23"/></map><img usemap="#google_ad_map_EwG-BTBepmtlQEWVpB8E3zV6W6E_" border="0" src="http://imageads.googleadservices.com/pagead/ads?format=468x30_aff_img&client=ca-sharktrager@yahoo.com&output=png&cuid=EwG-BTBepmtlQEWVpB8E3zV6W6E_&url=http%3A%2F%2Fscarypersonals.com%2F2007%2F03%2Fjust-quick-observation.html"/></p>R. 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