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    <name>Howard Tayler</name>
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  <updated>2012-02-10T06:00:00Z</updated>
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    <title>Schlock Mercenary: February 10, 2012</title>
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    <updated>2012-02-10T06:00:00Z</updated>
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    <title>Schlock Mercenary: February 9, 2012</title>
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    <updated>2012-02-09T06:00:00Z</updated>
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    <title>LTUE 30: Howard's Schedule</title>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;
	&lt;span data-scayt_word="LTUE" data-scaytid="1"&gt;LTUE&lt;/span&gt; starts today. For much of the event I&amp;#39;ll be squirreled away in the Dealers&amp;#39; Room, but I do have some panels.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
	Sorry for the absence of room numbers. I don&amp;#39;t have those yet!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
	&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
	&lt;strong&gt;THURSDAY&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-left: 40px; "&gt;
	&lt;strong&gt;4:&lt;span data-scayt_word="00pm" data-scaytid="2"&gt;00pm&lt;/span&gt; - &amp;nbsp;Writing Humor &lt;/strong&gt;-- I&amp;#39;ll try to tell you everything I know about this in an hour.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
	&lt;strong&gt;FRIDAY&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-left: 40px; "&gt;
	&lt;strong&gt;2:&lt;span data-scayt_word="00pm" data-scaytid="3"&gt;00pm&lt;/span&gt; - Writing Excuses, Recorded Live!&lt;/strong&gt; -- &lt;em&gt;Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary &lt;span data-scayt_word="Robinette" data-scaytid="7"&gt;Robinette&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;span data-scayt_word="Kowal" data-scaytid="8"&gt;Kowal&lt;/span&gt;, and Howard &lt;span data-scayt_word="Tayler" data-scaytid="9"&gt;Tayler&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;with guests James A. Owen, Larry &lt;span data-scayt_word="Correia" data-scaytid="10"&gt;Correia&lt;/span&gt;, James &lt;span data-scayt_word="Dashner" data-scaytid="11"&gt;Dashner&lt;/span&gt;, and others.&lt;/em&gt; This is a two-hour session carved up into twenty-minute segments.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-left: 40px; "&gt;
	&lt;strong&gt;5:&lt;span data-scayt_word="00pm" data-scaytid="5"&gt;00pm&lt;/span&gt; - Science Fiction and Computing&lt;/strong&gt; -- &lt;em&gt;Howard &lt;span data-scayt_word="Tayler" data-scaytid="13"&gt;Tayler&lt;/span&gt;, David Ferro, and Eric &lt;span data-scayt_word="Swedin" data-scaytid="15"&gt;Swedin&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/em&gt; The three of us will talk about the intersection of these two domains, and how they resulted in a very cool book of essays.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
	&lt;strong&gt;SATURDAY&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-left: 40px; "&gt;
	&lt;strong&gt;11:&lt;span data-scayt_word="00am" data-scaytid="17"&gt;00am&lt;/span&gt; - How Does Geography Affect Your Story&lt;/strong&gt; -- &lt;em&gt;Joshua &lt;span data-scayt_word="Perkey" data-scaytid="18"&gt;Perkey&lt;/span&gt;, Isaac Stewart, Howard &lt;span data-scayt_word="Tayler" data-scaytid="16"&gt;Tayler&lt;/span&gt;, and Robert J. &lt;span data-scayt_word="Defendi" data-scaytid="20"&gt;Defendi&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/em&gt; I think this is the one where Josh, Isaac and I attempt to be heard over Bob.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style="margin-left: 40px; "&gt;
	&lt;strong&gt;4:&lt;span data-scayt_word="00pm" data-scaytid="21"&gt;00pm&lt;/span&gt; - Artists on Art&lt;/strong&gt; --&lt;em&gt; James A. Owen, Brian &lt;span data-scayt_word="Hailes" data-scaytid="25"&gt;Hailes&lt;/span&gt;, Kevin &lt;span data-scayt_word="Wasden" data-scaytid="26"&gt;Wasden&lt;/span&gt;, and Howard &lt;span data-scayt_word="Tayler" data-scaytid="24"&gt;Tayler&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;. I&amp;#39;m moderating this show, and it should be fun.&lt;/p&gt;

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    <updated>2012-02-09T05:00:00Z</updated>
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    <title>Schlock Mercenary: February 7, 2012</title>
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    <updated>2012-02-07T06:00:00Z</updated>
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    <title>Impending Conventioneering</title>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;
	I need to get back to scripting stuff, but let me take a moment to to direct you to my &lt;a href="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/pages/2012-appearances"&gt;2012 Appearance Schedule&lt;/a&gt;, since the odds are good that I&amp;#39;ll be within 250 miles of a lot of you (assuming a lot of you live within 250 miles of NYC, Chicago, San Francisco, Detroit, Indianapolis, Huntsville, or Salt Lake City.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
	Some immediately impending highlights:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
	In just two days I&amp;#39;ll be at &lt;a href="http://ltue.org/LTUE_2012.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Life, The Universe, and Everything: The Marion K. Smith Symposium on Science Fiction and Fantasy&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt; (but you can call it &lt;a href="http://ltue.org/LTUE_2012.html"&gt;&lt;span data-scayt_word="LTUE" data-scaytid="7"&gt;LTUE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;, unless you&amp;#39;re a dispassionately semi-literate monkey-sloth and want to pronounce it &amp;quot;lute&amp;quot;) along with the whole Writing Excuses crew -- Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary &lt;span data-scayt_word="Robinette" data-scaytid="8"&gt;Robinette&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span data-scayt_word="Kowal" data-scaytid="9"&gt;Kowal&lt;/span&gt;, and Producer &lt;span data-scayt_word="Jordo" data-scaytid="10"&gt;Jordo&lt;/span&gt; &amp;quot;&lt;span data-scayt_word="@MonkeySloth" data-scaytid="11"&gt;@MonkeySloth&lt;/span&gt;&amp;quot; Sanderson. Utah has a fantastic community of genre-fiction writers, and this event is in large measure the reason for that. It&amp;#39;s in the Sorensen Center on the &lt;span data-scayt_word="UVU" data-scaytid="193"&gt;UVU&lt;/span&gt; campus in &lt;span data-scayt_word="Orem" data-scaytid="201"&gt;Orem&lt;/span&gt;. If you&amp;#39;re in Utah you shouldn&amp;#39;t miss this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
	Just a month later I&amp;#39;ll be in New York for &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.lunacon.org"&gt;&lt;span data-scayt_word="Lunacon" data-scaytid="12"&gt;Lunacon&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;. You should know about this now because memberships are $50 up until February &lt;span data-scayt_word="20th" data-scaytid="45"&gt;20th&lt;/span&gt;, 2012, after which the price goes up to $60 (children ages 6-12 are $20 until February &lt;span data-scayt_word="20th" data-scaytid="81"&gt;20th&lt;/span&gt; and will be $30 afterwards.) You can pre-register at &lt;a href="http://www.lunacon.org"&gt;www.lunacon.org&lt;/a&gt;. Also, note that discount rooms are going fast. The code for those is &lt;strong&gt;&lt;span data-scayt_word="Luna12" data-scaytid="120"&gt;Luna12&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
	A mere two weeks after that I&amp;#39;ll be at the &lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.whc2012.org/World_Horror_2012.html"&gt;World Horror Convention&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; in Salt Lake City, Utah. Why am I attending a horror convention? Mostly because Mike &lt;span data-scayt_word="Mignola" data-scaytid="134"&gt;Mignola&lt;/span&gt; is the guest of honor, and how can I miss that if it&amp;#39;s just 40 miles from my house?&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jlDoWiSV9P3gybzjb20s1aK6Roc/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/jlDoWiSV9P3gybzjb20s1aK6Roc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SchlockRSS/~4/HzWX7pBjMYw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content>
    <link href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SchlockRSS/~3/HzWX7pBjMYw/impending-conventioneering" rel="alternate" />
    <updated>2012-02-07T05:00:00Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Howard Tayler</name>
    </author>
  <feedburner:origLink>http://www.schlockmercenary.com/blog/impending-conventioneering</feedburner:origLink></entry>
  <entry>
    <id>tag:www.schlockmercenary.com,2012-02-06:23-00-00</id>
    <title>It IS Cool</title>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;
	&lt;em&gt;Schlock Mercenary&lt;/em&gt; got nominated for the &amp;ldquo;&lt;a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/node/53319#2"&gt;Favorite Comic Book Team&lt;/a&gt;&amp;rdquo; @$$&lt;span data-scayt_word="ie" data-scaytid="2"&gt;ie&lt;/span&gt; Award over at &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.aintitcool.com/"&gt;Ain&amp;rsquo;t It Cool News&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;
	This post is exactly as long as the text mentioning &lt;em&gt;Schlock Mercenary.&lt;/em&gt; I will cheerfully take every word of positive review I can get. Here&amp;rsquo;s to all fifty-one of them.&lt;/p&gt;

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    <link href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SchlockRSS/~3/4XylTQfNBe8/aint-it-cool-news-schlock" rel="alternate" />
    <updated>2012-02-06T23:00:00Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Howard Tayler</name>
    </author>
  <feedburner:origLink>http://www.schlockmercenary.com/blog/aint-it-cool-news-schlock</feedburner:origLink></entry>
  <entry>
    <id>tag:www.schlockmercenary.com,2012-02-06:06-00-00</id>
    <title>Schlock Mercenary: February 6, 2012</title>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/images/feed-header.png" alt="Schlock Mercenary" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-06-12"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/images/feed-first.png" alt="First" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-02-05"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/images/feed-previous.png" alt="Previous" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/pages/archives"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/images/feed-archive.png" alt="Archive" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://store.schlockmercenary.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/images/feed-shop.png" alt="Shop" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-02-06"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/comics/schlock20120206.jpg?1328574355" alt="" width="780" height="234" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gAW1LDrKvMp5kVPVQjja6FoBU4o/0/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gAW1LDrKvMp5kVPVQjja6FoBU4o/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gAW1LDrKvMp5kVPVQjja6FoBU4o/1/da"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gAW1LDrKvMp5kVPVQjja6FoBU4o/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SchlockRSS/~4/3oEeGn7bKbs" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content>
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    <updated>2012-02-06T06:00:00Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Howard Tayler</name>
    </author>
  <feedburner:origLink>http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-02-06</feedburner:origLink></entry>
  <entry>
    <id>tag:www.schlockmercenary.com,2012-02-05:06-00-00</id>
    <title>Schlock Mercenary: February 5, 2012</title>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/images/feed-header.png" alt="Schlock Mercenary" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-06-12"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/images/feed-first.png" alt="First" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-02-04"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/images/feed-previous.png" alt="Previous" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/pages/archives"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/images/feed-archive.png" alt="Archive" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://store.schlockmercenary.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/images/feed-shop.png" alt="Shop" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-02-05"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/comics/schlock20120205-a.jpg?1328574355" alt="" width="780" height="272" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/comics/schlock20120205-b.jpg?1328574355" alt="" width="780" height="190" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/comics/schlock20120205-c.jpg?1328574355" alt="" width="780" height="353" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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    <link href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SchlockRSS/~3/8Or7ZKJD4XU/2012-02-05" rel="alternate" />
    <updated>2012-02-05T06:00:00Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Howard Tayler</name>
    </author>
  <feedburner:origLink>http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-02-05</feedburner:origLink></entry>
  <entry>
    <id>tag:www.schlockmercenary.com,2012-02-04:06-00-00</id>
    <title>Schlock Mercenary: February 4, 2012</title>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/images/feed-header.png" alt="Schlock Mercenary" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-06-12"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/images/feed-first.png" alt="First" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-02-03"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/images/feed-previous.png" alt="Previous" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/pages/archives"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/images/feed-archive.png" alt="Archive" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href="http://store.schlockmercenary.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/images/feed-shop.png" alt="Shop" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-02-04"&gt;&lt;img src="http://static.schlockmercenary.com/comics/schlock20120204.jpg?1328574355" alt="" width="780" height="242" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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    <updated>2012-02-04T06:00:00Z</updated>
    <author>
      <name>Howard Tayler</name>
    </author>
  <feedburner:origLink>http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2012-02-04</feedburner:origLink></entry>
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