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 <itunes:keywords>movie,review,comic,book,dc,comics,marvel,dark,horse,image,oni,batman</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
 <itunes:subtitle>Reviewing Comic Books, Film and Other Pop Culture Entertainment</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>With new video podcasts uploaded several times a week (mostly on Sundays), SCHWAPP!!! Reviews focuses comic book and movie releases. You can always catch additional coverage over at http://www.schwapponline.com and previous podcasts over at http://www.youtube.com/khuxford.</itunes:summary>
 

<itunes:category text="Arts"><itunes:category text="Visual Arts"/></itunes:category><itunes:category text="TV &amp; Film"/><itunes:category text="Games &amp; Hobbies"><itunes:category text="Hobbies"/></itunes:category><itunes:owner><itunes:email>kevin.huxford@gmail.com</itunes:email><itunes:name>Kevin Huxford</itunes:name></itunes:owner><item>
 <title>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: IRON MAN (theatrical release)</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/43</link>
 <description>I recut the review I did for Iron Man's theatrical release, as I figured there is plenty of interest in it, again, due to its release on DVD and Blu-Ray. Clipped out the bits about returning after a long absence and having a new vlog feature that I quickly forgot all about.</description>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:29:55 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>I recut the review I did for Iron Man's theatrical release, as I figured there is plenty of interest in it, again, due to its release on DVD and Blu-Ray. Clipped out the bits about returning after a long absence and having a new vlog feature that I quickly forgot all about.</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/43</comments>
 
 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/43</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: IRON MAN (theatrical release)</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>I recut the review I did for Iron Man's theatrical release, as I figured there is plenty of interest in it, again, due to its release on DVD and Blu-Ray. Clipped out the bits about returning after a long absence and having a new vlog feature that I quickly forgot all about.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>iron man, robert downey jr, marvel comics, marvel entertainment, jon favreau, movie, movie review, review, schwapp</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:09:18</itunes:duration>
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<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
<item>
 <title>SCHWAPP!!! FLASH GORDON #1</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/42</link>
 <description>Ardden Entertainment tries to update FLASH GORDON for a new era. What did they change? How's the art? Does it work? Check the vlog.</description>
 <enclosure length="30169176" type="video/quicktime" url="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/audio/M4V10002.MP4"/>
 <pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:21:21 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Ardden Entertainment tries to update FLASH GORDON for a new era. What did they change? How's the art? Does it work? Check the vlog.</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/42</comments>
 
 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/42</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!! FLASH GORDON #1</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Ardden Entertainment tries to update FLASH GORDON for a new era. What did they change? How's the art? Does it work? Check the vlog.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>flash gordon, ardden entertainment, comic book, graphic novel, schwapp, review</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:10:22</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
<item>
 <title>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: Tropic Thunder</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/39</link>
 <description>Pineapple Express managed to be the comedy of the season...for all of a week. Tropic Thunder hit theaters and, by my estimations, established that it has no competitors. Find out why this might be the best comedy of the last few years...</description>
 <enclosure length="37645916" type="video/quicktime" url="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/audio/tropicthunder.MP4"/>
 <pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 23:02:27 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Pineapple Express managed to be the comedy of the season...for all of a week. Tropic Thunder hit theaters and, by my estimations, established that it has no competitors. Find out why this might be the best comedy of the last few years...</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/39</comments>
 
 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/39</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: Tropic Thunder</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Pineapple Express managed to be the comedy of the season...for all of a week. Tropic Thunder hit theaters and, by my estimations, established that it has no competitors. Find out why this might be the best comedy of the last few years...</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>Robert Downey Jr Ben Stiller Jack Black comedy summer movie</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:09:57</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
<item>
 <title>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/41</link>
 <description>My first honest-to-goodness press screening just had to be for a chick flick, eh? Well...funny thing about that: this movie wasn't actually a pain for me to watch. Any of you out there that sometimes get dragged to these things, watch and listen...</description>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:39:09 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>My first honest-to-goodness press screening just had to be for a chick flick, eh? Well...funny thing about that: this movie wasn't actually a pain for me to watch. Any of you out there that sometimes get dragged to these things, watch and listen...</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/41</comments>
 
 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/41</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>My first honest-to-goodness press screening just had to be for a chick flick, eh? Well...funny thing about that: this movie wasn't actually a pain for me to watch. Any of you out there that sometimes get dragged to these things, watch and listen...</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>sisterhood traveling pants america ferrara amber tamblyn chick flick</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:09:44</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
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 <title>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: PINEAPPLE EXPRESS</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/40</link>
 <description>After coughing around my house for over a week instead of putting the review to video, I finally got it done. PINEAPPLE EXPRESS is a great stoner action flick that, until August 13th, was the best comedy of the summer. Watch and hear a bit about what made it so good...</description>
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 <pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2008 05:47:13 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>After coughing around my house for over a week instead of putting the review to video, I finally got it done. PINEAPPLE EXPRESS is a great stoner action flick that, until August 13th, was the best comedy of the summer. Watch and hear a bit about what made it so good...</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/40</comments>
 
 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/40</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: PINEAPPLE EXPRESS</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>After coughing around my house for over a week instead of putting the review to video, I finally got it done. PINEAPPLE EXPRESS is a great stoner action flick that, until August 13th, was the best comedy of the summer. Watch and hear a bit about what made it so good...</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>sethrogen jamesfranco garycole rosieperez dannymcbride stoner weed stoned marijuana hightimes pineappleexpress</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:09:01</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
<item>
 <title>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: Dark Knight Critique Pt1</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/36</link>
 <description>I focus more on discussing the performances of the cast than the quality of the movie itself, as that's largely been done to death. There are, however, a few exceptions where I do comment on some of the nagging bits.

Part 1 of 2. Please forgive the rough edit in a spot; unexpected noise that I didn't feel like re-recording the whole thing for.</description>
 <enclosure length="27362693" type="video/quicktime" url="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/audio/mp4dkrealrev1.mp4"/>
 <pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 00:34:35 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>I focus more on discussing the performances of the cast than the quality of the movie itself, as that's largely been done to death. There are, however, a few exceptions where I do comment on some of the nagging bits.

Part 1 of 2. Please forgive the rough edit in a spot; unexpected noise that I didn't feel like re-recording the whole thing for.</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/36</comments>
 
 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/36</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: Dark Knight Critique Pt1</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>I focus more on discussing the performances of the cast than the quality of the movie itself, as that's largely been done to death. There are, however, a few exceptions where I do comment on some of the nagging bits.

Part 1 of 2. Please forgive the rough edit in a spot; unexpected noise that I didn't feel like re-recording the whole thing for.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>batman, dark knight, christian bale, heath ledger, morgan freeman, aaron eckart, joker, twoface, michael caine, dc comics</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:08:08</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
<item>
 <title>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: Dark Knight Critique Pt2</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/37</link>
 <description>I focus more on discussing the performances of the cast than the quality of the movie itself, as that's largely been done to death. There are, however, a few exceptions where I do comment on some of the nagging bits.

Part 2 of 2. Please forgive the rough edit in a spot; unexpected noise that I didn't feel like re-recording the whole thing for.</description>
 <enclosure length="25904668" type="video/quicktime" url="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/audio/mp4dkcritiq2.mp4"/>
 <pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:49:34 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>I focus more on discussing the performances of the cast than the quality of the movie itself, as that's largely been done to death. There are, however, a few exceptions where I do comment on some of the nagging bits.

Part 2 of 2. Please forgive the rough edit in a spot; unexpected noise that I didn't feel like re-recording the whole thing for.</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/37</comments>
 
 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/37</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: Dark Knight Critique Pt2</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>I focus more on discussing the performances of the cast than the quality of the movie itself, as that's largely been done to death. There are, however, a few exceptions where I do comment on some of the nagging bits.

Part 2 of 2. Please forgive the rough edit in a spot; unexpected noise that I didn't feel like re-recording the whole thing for.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>batman, dark knight, christian bale, heath ledger, morgan freeman, aaron eckart, joker, twoface, michael caine, dc comics</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:07:46</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
<item>
 <title>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: Dark Knight Non-Review</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/35</link>
 <description>Look, anyone who is a subscriber to my vlogs has probably already decided to go see this flick. A review is useless, in that case. All it could possibly do is accidentally spoil things or just join a chorus of praise for the movie.

Instead, I give you a caution inside this vlog: lower your expectations as much as you can, so they can be exceeded instead of simply met. You'll be much happier with the experience.</description>
 <enclosure length="19191836" type="video/quicktime" url="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/audio/mp4dknrev.mp4"/>
 <pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:06:34 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Look, anyone who is a subscriber to my vlogs has probably already decided to go see this flick. A review is useless, in that case. All it could possibly do is accidentally spoil things or just join a chorus of praise for the movie.

Instead, I give you a caution inside this vlog: lower your expectations as much as you can, so they can be exceeded instead of simply met. You'll be much happier with the experience.</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/35</comments>
 
 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/35</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: Dark Knight Non-Review</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Look, anyone who is a subscriber to my vlogs has probably already decided to go see this flick. A review is useless, in that case. All it could possibly do is accidentally spoil things or just join a chorus of praise for the movie.

Instead, I give you a caution inside this vlog: lower your expectations as much as you can, so they can be exceeded instead of simply met. You'll be much happier with the experience.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>dark knight, dc comics, warner bros, batman, joker, christian bale, heath ledger, michael caine, aaron eckhart, twoface </itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:05:54</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
<item>
 <title>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: GET SMART &amp; LOVE GURU</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/34</link>
 <description>Better late than never. I got to see both of these movies at sneak previews before they came out, but I'm just getting around to vlogging it now. Well, at least it will be around for when it hits DVD.</description>
 <enclosure length="26629591" type="video/quicktime" url="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/audio/mp4smartguru.mp4"/>
 <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 04:39:10 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Better late than never. I got to see both of these movies at sneak previews before they came out, but I'm just getting around to vlogging it now. Well, at least it will be around for when it hits DVD.</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/34</comments>
 
 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/34</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: GET SMART &amp; LOVE GURU</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Better late than never. I got to see both of these movies at sneak previews before they came out, but I'm just getting around to vlogging it now. Well, at least it will be around for when it hits DVD.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>get smart, love guru, mike myers, steve carell, anne hathaway, the rock, dwayne johnson, alan arkin, jessica alba</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:08:51</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
<item>
 <title>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: HELLBOY 2</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/33</link>
 <description>Saw the movie Tuesday night, got around to doing a rambling review of it this afternoon, slapped together the editing late tonight and finally gave up sparing bandwidth to transfer a large video file to my PS3 long enough to upload this.

HELLBOY 2: THE GOLDEN ARMY is worth the price of admission.</description>
 <enclosure length="33169677" type="video/quicktime" url="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/audio/mp4hellboy.mp4"/>
 <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 06:37:54 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Saw the movie Tuesday night, got around to doing a rambling review of it this afternoon, slapped together the editing late tonight and finally gave up sparing bandwidth to transfer a large video file to my PS3 long enough to upload this.

HELLBOY 2: THE GOLDEN ARMY is worth the price of admission.</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/33</comments>
 
 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/33</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: HELLBOY 2</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Saw the movie Tuesday night, got around to doing a rambling review of it this afternoon, slapped together the editing late tonight and finally gave up sparing bandwidth to transfer a large video file to my PS3 long enough to upload this.

HELLBOY 2: THE GOLDEN ARMY is worth the price of admission.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>hellboy 2, golden army, ron perlman, selma blair, doug jones, jeffrey tambor, dark horse, mike mignola, guillermo del toro</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:10:03</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
<item>
 <title>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: INCREDIBLE HULK</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/32</link>
 <description>Yeah, this is extremely late to the party, but I'm still posting my Incredible Hulk review so it is up there for posterity sake. ;)</description>
 <enclosure length="32431699" type="video/quicktime" url="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/audio/mp4hulk.mp4"/>
 <pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 06:27:33 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Yeah, this is extremely late to the party, but I'm still posting my Incredible Hulk review so it is up there for posterity sake. ;)</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/32</comments>
 
 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/32</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: INCREDIBLE HULK</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Yeah, this is extremely late to the party, but I'm still posting my Incredible Hulk review so it is up there for posterity sake. ;)</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>incredible hulk, hulk, marvel comics, marvel, edward norton, william hurt, liv tyler, tim roth, movie review</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:09:55</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
<item>
 <title>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: WALL-E</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/31</link>
 <description>It's not often that a truly beautiful film comes along. WALL-E is just such a movie. Watch me fawn all over it in the review. (opening and closing music: Real Love as performed by Regina Spektor) </description>
 <enclosure length="28293420" type="video/quicktime" url="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/audio/mp4wall-e.mp4"/>
 <pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 07:16:09 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>It's not often that a truly beautiful film comes along. WALL-E is just such a movie. Watch me fawn all over it in the review. (opening and closing music: Real Love as performed by Regina Spektor) </content:encoded>
 <comments>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/31</comments>
 
 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/31</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: WALL-E</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>It's not often that a truly beautiful film comes along. WALL-E is just such a movie. Watch me fawn all over it in the review. (opening and closing music: Real Love as performed by Regina Spektor) </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>wall-e, disney, pixar, summer movie, movie, review</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:08:24</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
<item>
 <title>SCHWAPP!!!: J'Onn J'Onzz: Failure Of Conventional Wisdom Pt2</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/30</link>
 <description>In this two part vlog, I take a look at DC's failures with the Martian Manhunter character and the faulty concept that the character's poor sales history is because he's just not marketable rather than editorial's failure to capitalize on the market.</description>
 <enclosure length="33203474" type="video/quicktime" url="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/audio/mp4jonnconwis2.mp4"/>
 <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:10:24 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>In this two part vlog, I take a look at DC's failures with the Martian Manhunter character and the faulty concept that the character's poor sales history is because he's just not marketable rather than editorial's failure to capitalize on the market.</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/30</comments>
 
 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/30</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!!: J'Onn J'Onzz: Failure Of Conventional Wisdom Pt2</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>In this two part vlog, I take a look at DC's failures with the Martian Manhunter character and the faulty concept that the character's poor sales history is because he's just not marketable rather than editorial's failure to capitalize on the market.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>martian manhunter, j'onn j'onzz, dc comics, final crisis, grant morrison, batman, jla, justice league, dcu, jlu, dc universe</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:09:41</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
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 <title>SCHWAPP!!!: J'Onn J'Onzz: Failure Of Conventional Wisdom Pt1</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/29</link>
 <description>In this two part vlog, I take a look at DC's failures with the Martian Manhunter character and the faulty concept that the character's poor sales history is because he's just not marketable rather than editorial's failure to capitalize on the market.</description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:26:34 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>In this two part vlog, I take a look at DC's failures with the Martian Manhunter character and the faulty concept that the character's poor sales history is because he's just not marketable rather than editorial's failure to capitalize on the market.</content:encoded>
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 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/29</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!!: J'Onn J'Onzz: Failure Of Conventional Wisdom Pt1</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>In this two part vlog, I take a look at DC's failures with the Martian Manhunter character and the faulty concept that the character's poor sales history is because he's just not marketable rather than editorial's failure to capitalize on the market.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>martian manhunter, dc comics, final crisis, jla, batman, j'onn j'onzz, grant morrison</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:08:04</itunes:duration>
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<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
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 <title>SCHWAPP!!! Final Crisis As Major Event</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/28</link>
 <description>I'm dissecting Final Crisis from two different angles: as a work of art and as a summer event. It makes a difference, as you'll see here.</description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:16:45 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>I'm dissecting the first issue of Final Crisis from two different angles: as a work of art and as a summer event. It makes a difference, as you'll see here.</content:encoded>
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 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/28</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!! Final Crisis As Major Event</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>I'm dissecting the first issue of Final Crisis from two different angles: as a work of art and as a summer event. It makes a difference, as you'll see here.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>final crisis, grant morrison, dc comics, jla, jlu, dcu, dc universe, superman, batman, j.g. jones, comic book, reviews</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:06:23</itunes:duration>
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<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
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 <title>SCHWAPP!!! Final Crisis As Art</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/27</link>
 <description>I'm reviewing the first issue of Final Crisis from two different angles. The first, seen here, is taking it on its own as a work of art. I'm stripping it of the expectations put upon it by the DC Comics hype machine, the fact that it is an event or the idea that we had an event (and off-shoots) counting down to it for a year.</description>
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 <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:02:51 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>I'm reviewing the first issue of Final Crisis from two different angles. The first, seen here, is taking it on its own as a work of art. I'm stripping it of the expectations put upon it by the DC Comics hype machine, the fact that it is an event or the idea that we had an event (and off-shoots) counting down to it for a year.</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/27</comments>
 
 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/27</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!! Final Crisis As Art</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>I'm reviewing the first issue of Final Crisis from two different angles. The first, seen here, is taking it on its own as a work of art. I'm stripping it of the expectations put upon it by the DC Comics hype machine, the fact that it is an event or the idea that we had an event (and off-shoots) counting down to it for a year.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>final crisis, dc comics, grant morrison, superman, batman, j.g. jones, comic books, reviews, dcu, dc universe, jlu, jla</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:07:29</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
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 <title>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: WANTED</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/26</link>
 <description>Yeah, it's been awhile and this movie has been out a week or two now. But I'm ready to get back in business and this is the first flick out of the box. Catching up on the rest of the summer flicks I've missed tomorrow, in addition to reviewing JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH and HELLBOY 2 before the weekend hits.</description>
 <enclosure length="29353400" type="video/quicktime" url="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/audio/mp4wantedreview.mp4"/>
 <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 18:53:02 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Yeah, it's been awhile and this movie has been out a week or two now. But I'm ready to get back in business and this is the first flick out of the box. Catching up on the rest of the summer flicks I've missed tomorrow, in addition to reviewing JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH and HELLBOY 2 before the weekend hits.</content:encoded>
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 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/26</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: WANTED</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Yeah, it's been awhile and this movie has been out a week or two now. But I'm ready to get back in business and this is the first flick out of the box. Catching up on the rest of the summer flicks I've missed tomorrow, in addition to reviewing JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH and HELLBOY 2 before the weekend hits.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>wanted, james mcavoy, morgan freeman, angelina jolie, schwapp, schwapp at the movies, movie review</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:08:49</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
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 <title>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: Indiana Jones &amp; The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/23</link>
 <description>A franchise is dusted off and brought back out for new audiences...but not updated. The same formula used in the 1980s is employed here. You can guess whether I'd consider that to be a good thing.</description>
 <enclosure length="30266738" type="video/quicktime" url="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/audio/indy.mp4"/>
 <pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 10:11:38 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>A franchise is dusted off and brought back out for new audiences...but not updated. The same formula used in the 1980s is employed here. You can guess whether I'd consider that to be a good thing.</content:encoded>
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 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/23</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: Indiana Jones &amp; The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>A franchise is dusted off and brought back out for new audiences...but not updated. The same formula used in the 1980s is employed here. You can guess whether I'd consider that to be a good thing.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>indiana jones, indy, crystal skull, movie reviews, summer movies, movies, reviews</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:08:28</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
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 <title>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: Iron Man</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/21</link>
 <description>It's been a long time, but I'm back with more vlogs. Everyone and their mom has reviewed the movie by now, so I'm focusing more on the debate about the portrayal of Pepper Potts in the film and accusations of misogyny. I do give my general opinion of the flick, but don't expect a lot of detail.</description>
 <enclosure length="34648879" type="video/quicktime" url="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/audio/ironman.mp4"/>
 <pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 09:42:24 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>It's been a long time, but I'm back with more vlogs. Everyone and their mom has reviewed the movie by now, so I'm focusing more on the debate about the portrayal of Pepper Potts in the film and accusations of misogyny. I do give my general opinion of the flick, but don't expect a lot of detail.</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/21</comments>
 
 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/21</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: Iron Man</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>It's been a long time, but I'm back with more vlogs. Everyone and their mom has reviewed the movie by now, so I'm focusing more on the debate about the portrayal of Pepper Potts in the film and accusations of misogyny. I do give my general opinion of the flick, but don't expect a lot of detail.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>ironman, iron man, marvel comics, marvel, movie reviews, summer movies</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:09:55</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
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 <title>NYCC SCHWAPP!!!: Passing A Message To Grant</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/25</link>
 <description>Before hitting the road to NYCC, my friend Aaron asked me to pass personal messages from him to Grant Morrison and Jenna Jameson. While I wasn't able to get the message to Jenna, I did deliver his message to Grant. It was a little more impersonal than he may have desired...</description>
 <enclosure length="6463460" type="video/quicktime" url="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/audio/dflovesgrant.mp4"/>
 <pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 10:29:35 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>Before hitting the road to NYCC, my friend Aaron asked me to pass personal messages from him to Grant Morrison and Jenna Jameson. While I wasn't able to get the message to Jenna, I did deliver his message to Grant. It was a little more impersonal than he may have desired...</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/25</comments>
 
 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/25</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>NYCC SCHWAPP!!!: Passing A Message To Grant</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>Before hitting the road to NYCC, my friend Aaron asked me to pass personal messages from him to Grant Morrison and Jenna Jameson. While I wasn't able to get the message to Jenna, I did deliver his message to Grant. It was a little more impersonal than he may have desired...</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>grant morrison, dc comics, nycc, ny comic convention, comic conventions, panels, humor, taboo love</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:01:37</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
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 <title>NYCC SCHWAPP!!! How Fanboys See Jenna Jameson</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/20</link>
 <description>The Women Who Kick Ass panel at NYCC saw two of the panelists drop out, one rather vocal about dropping out due to having to sit on the panel with a porn star. I took a quick video to try to capture how I thought drooling fanboys in attendance actually saw the whole thing, which is backed up by how many times I saw camera flashes going off in that crowd, I think. Poor Amanda Conner...such a great artist but probably didn't have the fans listening as intently to her as they should have been.</description>
 <enclosure length="3754984" type="video/quicktime" url="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/audio/nyccjenna.mp4"/>
 <pubDate>Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:08:03 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>The Women Who Kick Ass panel at NYCC saw two of the panelists drop out, one rather vocal about dropping out due to having to sit on the panel with a porn star. I took a quick video to try to capture how I thought drooling fanboys in attendance actually saw the whole thing, which is backed up by how many times I saw camera flashes going off in that crowd, I think. Poor Amanda Conner...such a great artist but probably didn't have the fans listening as intently to her as they should have been.</content:encoded>
 <comments>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/20</comments>
 
 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/20</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>NYCC SCHWAPP!!! How Fanboys See Jenna Jameson</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>The Women Who Kick Ass panel at NYCC saw two of the panelists drop out, one rather vocal about dropping out due to having to sit on the panel with a porn star. I took a quick video to try to capture how I thought drooling fanboys in attendance actually saw the whole thing, which is backed up by how many times I saw camera flashes going off in that crowd, I think. Poor Amanda Conner...such a great artist but probably didn't have the fans listening as intently to her as they should have been.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>jenna jameson, nycc, virgin comics, amanda conner, women who kick ass, new york comic convention</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:01:08</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
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 <title>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: REDBELT</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/22</link>
 <description>A David Mamet movie. You know it is dense as all hell, but it is more than worth it. The casting is amazing...especially the star, Chiwetel Ejiofor, who I don't even attempt to say the name of in this review. I, also, don't bother trying to give too many details about the movie, because that way lies madness. You can't start giving out details about a Mamet story without getting lost in the process.</description>
 <enclosure length="30987104" type="video/quicktime" url="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/audio/redbelt.mp4"/>
 <pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 10:00:57 +0100</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>A ,  movie. You know it is dense as all hell, but it is more than worth it. The casting is amazing...especially the star, Chiwetel Ejiofor, who I don't even attempt to say the name of in this review. I, also, don't bother trying to give too many details about the movie, because that way lies madness. You can't start giving out details about a Mamet story without getting lost in the process.</content:encoded>
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 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/22</guid>
 <itunes:subtitle>SCHWAPP!!!@TheMovies: REDBELT</itunes:subtitle>
 <itunes:summary>A David Mamet movie. You know it is dense as all hell, but it is more than worth it. The casting is amazing...especially the star, Chiwetel Ejiofor, who I don't even attempt to say the name of in this review. I, also, don't bother trying to give too many details about the movie, because that way lies madness. You can't start giving out details about a Mamet story without getting lost in the process.</itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>David Mamet, Chiwetel Ejiofor, movie reviews, movies, reviews, mma, mixed martial arts</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:08:50</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
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 <title>SCHWAPP!!! Special: Black Adam: The Dark Age Review</title>
 <link>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/7</link>
 <description>***do not adjust audio until review begins***
***the music is designed to play much lower than the review***

In this installment, we take a look at one of the best mini-series of the past year, BLACK ADAM: THE DARK AGE (from DC Comics).

http://www.schwapponline.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Adam
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Mahnke
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Tomasi </description>
 <enclosure length="23935079" type="video/quicktime" url="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/audio/MAQ10002.MP4"/>
 <pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:15:55 +0000</pubDate>
 <content:encoded>***do not adjust audio until review begins***
***the music is designed to play much lower than the review***

In this installment, we take a look at one of the best mini-series of the past year, BLACK ADAM: THE DARK AGE (from DC Comics).

http://www.schwapponline.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Adam
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Mahnke
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Tomasi </content:encoded>
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 <guid>https://schwapp.jellycast.com/node/7</guid>
 <itunes:summary>***do not adjust audio until review begins***
***the music is designed to play much lower than the review***

In this installment, we take a look at one of the best mini-series of the past year, BLACK ADAM: THE DARK AGE (from DC Comics).

http://www.schwapponline.com
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Adam
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Mahnke
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Tomasi </itunes:summary>
 <itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
 <itunes:keywords>dc comics, peter tomasi, doug mahnke, black adam, the dark age, captain marvel, shazam, schwapp, schwapponline</itunes:keywords>
 <itunes:duration>00:08:54</itunes:duration>
 <itunes:image href="https://schwapp.jellycast.com/files/schwappitunes_0.png"/>
<dc:creator>kevin.huxford@gmail.com (Kevin Huxford)</dc:creator><itunes:subtitle>***do not adjust audio until review begins*** ***the music is designed to play much lower than the review*** In this installment, we take a look at one of the best mini-series of the past year, BLACK ADAM: THE DARK AGE (from DC Comics). http://www.schwapponline.com http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Adam http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Mahnke http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Tomasi</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Kevin Huxford</itunes:author></item>
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