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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2008/09/hairstyle-vs-contributions-to-society.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-333160379866845072</guid><pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-04T09:07:00.292-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">computers</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">geek</category><title>Funny Picture : Computer Geek Tattoo</title><atom:summary type="text">Get Free Funny Pictures at freehobo.com</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScienceJokes/~3/WpFMXDdg43M/funny-picture-computer-geek-tattoo.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (The Unknown)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/12/funny-picture-computer-geek-tattoo.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-4338904695636498151</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:42:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-03-31T03:53:40.115-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">math jokes</category><title>Describe Love</title><atom:summary type="text">Image taken from http://www.xkcd.com/c55.html</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScienceJokes/~3/xSyXHX79U64/describe-love.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (The Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jKte4B_82-Y/Rg47hvw3iII/AAAAAAAAAFg/pCEweEhZMEE/s72-c/useless.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/describe-love.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-8781864648003608436</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-03-25T20:19:18.347-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Descartes jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">math jokes</category><title>Jokes about René Descartes</title><atom:summary type="text">I Think, Therefore I Am- René DescartesJoke #1Rene Descartes was sitting at a bar.  The bartender came over and asked if he would like another drink.  He replied, "I think not."  And he vanished.Heisenburg was also sitting at the bar.  After Descartes vanished in a puff of smoke, the bartender walked over to him and asked, "Did you see that?" To which Heisenberg replied, "I can't be certain."The </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScienceJokes/~3/xXpyz-x58ak/jokes-about-ren-descartes.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (The Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp0.blogger.com/_jKte4B_82-Y/Rgcwr3FQngI/AAAAAAAAAFA/E_C-7fxpTTU/s72-c/descarte.gif" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/global-warming-positive-proof.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-8716561669308130946</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 00:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-06-16T17:26:43.830-07:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Why did the chicken cross the road?</category><title>Science Jokes : Why did the chicken cross the road?</title><atom:summary type="text">Why did the chicken cross the road?Richard Feynman : It didn't cross the road to the other side. It actually came back to where it started but was momentarily moving backward in time..emit ni drawkcab gnivom yliratnemom saw tub detrats ti erehw to kcab emac yllautca tI .edis rehot eht to daor eht ssorc t'ndid tI :namnyeF drahciRTaken from  : Surely you are joking, Mr. Feynman!Nicolaus Copernicus </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScienceJokes/~3/bYRbWBy1eiU/science-jokes-why-did-chicken-cross.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (The Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp2.blogger.com/_jKte4B_82-Y/Re3Yn57Ar3I/AAAAAAAAADU/_aFv9n0P2Pg/s72-c/whydidthechickencrosstheroad.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/science-jokes-why-did-chicken-cross.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-2894993704043198766</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-03-03T02:25:44.108-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">genetics</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">biology</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">creationist</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">evolution</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">darwin</category><title>Jokes : Darwin - Evolution - Creationist</title><atom:summary type="text">Below are jokes about Darwin, evolution and creationist. I collected them from many great sites on the internet, links are at the bottom of this post. Enjoy!Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.Why did the chicken cross the road?Darwin1: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.Darwin2: The fittest chickens cross the road.How do</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScienceJokes/~3/5uZ7nuQXpZc/jokes-darwin-evolution-creationist.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (The Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp0.blogger.com/_jKte4B_82-Y/Rek_S9FyX2I/AAAAAAAAABY/6wmu-KpDg7E/s72-c/bushorchimp.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/jokes-darwin-evolution-creationist.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-3705432574795875866</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:03:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-03-02T01:55:36.245-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">uncertainty principle</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">quantum theory</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">physics</category><title>Heisenberg : uncertainty principle</title><atom:summary type="text">Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop.The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"Heisenberg says, "No, but I know where I am."You've perhaps seen or heard of old inns that have plaques on the wall of a room saying, for example: "George Washington slept here."Well, There's apparently an inn in Germany with their own plaque.It says: "Heisenberg may have slept </atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScienceJokes/~3/6eCbHeiczHc/heisenberg-uncertainty-principle.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (The Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp0.blogger.com/_jKte4B_82-Y/RefrbdFyX1I/AAAAAAAAABM/RDN2Ku3zH5c/s72-c/heisenberg.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>17</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/heisenberg-uncertainty-principle.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-8215967990830821607</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 14:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-03-01T06:38:52.341-08:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">relativity</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jokes</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">physics</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">einstein</category><title>Einstein's theory of relativity</title><atom:summary type="text">Einstein's theory of relativity :Two hairs in my cup of coffee is too much.Two hairs on my head is too less.</atom:summary><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ScienceJokes/~3/saOrSuAaFR8/einsteins-theory-of-relativity.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (The Unknown)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://bp1.blogger.com/_jKte4B_82-Y/Rebk1yuO6dI/AAAAAAAAAAc/ncPtRExYA_Y/s72-c/hairless.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><description>&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
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