tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054Thu, 19 Sep 2024 18:27:19 +0000Descartes jokesjokesmath jokesphysicsWhy did the chicken cross the road?biologycomputerscreationistdarwineinsteinevolutiongeekgeneticsglobal warminghairpicturesquantum theoryrelativitysocietyuncertainty principleWhen was the last time you laughed? Enough of all that nerdy geeky stuff! Relax a bit and read my science jokes and humor.... let me know how hard you laugh.http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)Blogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-2313701647093165080Sat, 13 Sep 2008 21:41:00 +00002008-09-13T15:11:31.347-07:00Descartes jokeshairpicturessocietyContributions to Society broken down by facial hair/hairstyle.Which one are you?Image credit : http://www.legorobotcomics.com/comics/64.jpghttp://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2008/09/hairstyle-vs-contributions-to-society.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-333160379866845072Tue, 04 Dec 2007 17:04:00 +00002007-12-04T09:07:00.292-08:00computersgeekGet Free Funny Pictures at freehobo.comhttp://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/12/funny-picture-computer-geek-tattoo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-4338904695636498151Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:42:00 +00002007-03-31T03:53:40.115-07:00math jokesImage taken from http://www.xkcd.com/c55.htmlhttp://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/describe-love.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-8781864648003608436Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:22:00 +00002007-03-25T20:19:18.347-07:00Descartes jokesmath jokesI Think, Therefore I Am- René DescartesJoke #1Rene Descartes was sitting at a bar. The bartender came over and asked if he would like another drink. He replied, "I think not." And he vanished.Heisenburg was also sitting at the bar. After Descartes vanished in a puff of smoke, the bartender walked over to him and asked, "Did you see that?" To which Heisenberg replied, "I can't be certain."The http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/jokes-about-ren-descartes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-7782629645854429592Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:50:00 +00002007-03-08T03:17:02.566-08:00global warmingThe Earth is heating up! But hey, look at the bright sidestill complaining about global warming?http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/global-warming-positive-proof.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-8716561669308130946Wed, 07 Mar 2007 00:22:00 +00002007-06-16T17:26:43.830-07:00Why did the chicken cross the road?Why did the chicken cross the road?Richard Feynman : It didn't cross the road to the other side. It actually came back to where it started but was momentarily moving backward in time..emit ni drawkcab gnivom yliratnemom saw tub detrats ti erehw to kcab emac yllautca tI .edis rehot eht to daor eht ssorc t'ndid tI :namnyeF drahciRTaken from : Surely you are joking, Mr. Feynman!Nicolaus Copernicus http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/science-jokes-why-did-chicken-cross.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-2894993704043198766Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:17:00 +00002007-03-03T02:25:44.108-08:00biologycreationistdarwinevolutiongeneticsjokesBelow are jokes about Darwin, evolution and creationist. I collected them from many great sites on the internet, links are at the bottom of this post. Enjoy!Biology is the only science in which multiplication means the same thing as division.Why did the chicken cross the road?Darwin1: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.Darwin2: The fittest chickens cross the road.How dohttp://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/jokes-darwin-evolution-creationist.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-3705432574795875866Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:03:00 +00002007-03-02T01:55:36.245-08:00physicsquantum theoryuncertainty principleHeisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop.The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"Heisenberg says, "No, but I know where I am."You've perhaps seen or heard of old inns that have plaques on the wall of a room saying, for example: "George Washington slept here."Well, There's apparently an inn in Germany with their own plaque.It says: "Heisenberg may have slept http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/heisenberg-uncertainty-principle.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7599535176778254054.post-8215967990830821607Thu, 01 Mar 2007 14:27:00 +00002007-03-01T06:38:52.341-08:00einsteinjokesphysicsrelativityEinstein's theory of relativity :Two hairs in my cup of coffee is too much.Two hairs on my head is too less.http://sciencejokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/einsteins-theory-of-relativity.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)1