<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" version="2.0"><channel><title>Scientific Ramblings</title><description>A science humor podcast by Gabriele Carcassi.</description><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)</managingEditor><pubDate>Fri, 6 Sep 2024 17:10:33 -0400</pubDate><generator>Blogger http://www.blogger.com</generator><openSearch:totalResults xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><link>http://scientificramblings.blogspot.com/</link><language>en-us</language><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><copyright>©2007 Gabriele Carcassi - some rights reserved</copyright><itunes:keywords>science,humor</itunes:keywords><itunes:summary>A science humor podcast by Gabriele Carcassi</itunes:summary><itunes:subtitle>A science humor podcast</itunes:subtitle><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:category text="Science &amp; Medicine"/><itunes:author>Gabriele Carcassi</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:email>noreply@blogger.com</itunes:email><itunes:name>Gabriele Carcassi</itunes:name></itunes:owner><item><title>Superposition states</title><link>http://scientificramblings.blogspot.com/2007/06/superposition-states.html</link><pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:26:00 -0400</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5644136336216838300.post-328502161990395271</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;Fully formatted shownotes can always be found at &lt;a href="http://scientificramblings.blogspot.com/"&gt;http://scientificramblings.blogspot.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Episode transcript&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;When I was a little particle I would drive my mother nuts! She could never really tell where I was or where I was going.&lt;br /&gt;She’d leave me in my room, and I’d stay there for a brief moment. But then I’d start drifting in all directions, and soon I was all over the place. And I mean that literally: I had so much trouble deciding where to go, that it was like I was all around the house, playing with every toy we had. I myself couldn’t even tell where I was until my mother arrived. The moment she’d catch me, though, I knew exactly where I was… in trouble. The only way she could make me stay in the same place was to keep watching over me.&lt;br /&gt;As I developed in size, I grew out of that phase: I know reasonably well where I am and where I am going. Though, sometimes, when facing hard choices, I still have trouble deciding… I still behave like when I was a little particle…&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;pre&gt;Fa7+              Mim7&lt;br /&gt;What will I be tomorrow&lt;br /&gt;Rem7               Do7+&lt;br /&gt;Which path will I take&lt;br /&gt;Mib7+                 Rem7&lt;br /&gt;Will it bring joy or sorrow&lt;br /&gt;Dom7                   Sib7+&lt;br /&gt;What am I putting at stake&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fa7+                  Mim7&lt;br /&gt;Should I change my direction&lt;br /&gt;Rem7                Do7+&lt;br /&gt;Or make a minor correction&lt;br /&gt;      Rem7      Sol7&lt;br /&gt;Am I coming or going&lt;br /&gt;         Mim7       La7&lt;br /&gt;There's no way of knowing&lt;br /&gt;   Fa7+        Rem7     Sol 7&lt;br /&gt;a future I've yet to decide&lt;br /&gt;       Fa/Sol&lt;br /&gt;'cause I'm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;    Do     Rem7    Do6&lt;br /&gt;In superposition state&lt;br /&gt;          Do     Rem7    Mim7&lt;br /&gt;I'm in a superposition state&lt;br /&gt;            Lam7          Mim7&lt;br /&gt;There's so much on the plate&lt;br /&gt;    Fa7+      Mim7&lt;br /&gt;So much to debate&lt;br /&gt;      Rem7   Fa/Sol  Do9&lt;br /&gt;In a superposition state&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fa7+              Mim7&lt;br /&gt;What are my expectation&lt;br /&gt;Rem7                       Do7+&lt;br /&gt;Out of this world that we live in&lt;br /&gt;Mib7+                       Rem7&lt;br /&gt;Will all these random fluctuations&lt;br /&gt;Dom7              Sib7+&lt;br /&gt;Decide what I am given&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fa7+             Mim7&lt;br /&gt;Will I open the curtain&lt;br /&gt;Rem7                      Do7+&lt;br /&gt;And see if my future's uncertain&lt;br /&gt;Rem7            Sol7&lt;br /&gt;Is my destiny written&lt;br /&gt;   Mim7         Lam7&lt;br /&gt;Am I saved or smitten&lt;br /&gt;    Fa7+           Rem7     Sol 7&lt;br /&gt;Is my will still free to decide&lt;br /&gt;      Fa/Sol&lt;br /&gt;since I'm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do           Rem7    Do6&lt;br /&gt;In a superposition state&lt;br /&gt;          Do     Rem7    Mim7&lt;br /&gt;I'm in a superposition state&lt;br /&gt;           Lam7      Mim7&lt;br /&gt;There's no early or late&lt;br /&gt;   Fa7+        Mim7&lt;br /&gt;Decisions can wait&lt;br /&gt;      Rem7   Fa/Sol  Do&lt;br /&gt;in a superposition state&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(Solo)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Do Rem7 Do6&lt;br /&gt;Do Rem7 Mim7&lt;br /&gt;Lam7 Mim7&lt;br /&gt;Fa7+ Mim7&lt;br /&gt;Rem7 Fa/Sol&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;          Do     Rem7    Do6&lt;br /&gt;I'm in a superposition state&lt;br /&gt;          Do     Rem7    Mim7&lt;br /&gt;I'm in a superposition state&lt;br /&gt;            Lam7         Mim7&lt;br /&gt;There's so much on the plate&lt;br /&gt;    Fa7+      Mim7&lt;br /&gt;So much to debate&lt;br /&gt;      Rem7&lt;br /&gt;In a superposition&lt;br /&gt;       Sol7&lt;br /&gt;(in a superposition)&lt;br /&gt;          Rem7&lt;br /&gt;I'm in a superposition&lt;br /&gt;       Sol7&lt;br /&gt;(in a superposition)&lt;br /&gt;      Rem7   Fa/Sol  Do9&lt;br /&gt;In a superposition state&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Direct download: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://carcassi.it/ScientificRamblings/02%20Superposition%20states.mp3"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;02 Superposition states.mp3&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>noreply@blogger.com (Gabriele Carcassi)</author><enclosure length="3768057" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://carcassi.it/ScientificRamblings/02%20Superposition%20states.mp3"/><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Fully formatted shownotes can always be found at http://scientificramblings.blogspot.com/ Episode transcript When I was a little particle I would drive my mother nuts! She could never really tell where I was or where I was going. She’d leave me in my room, and I’d stay there for a brief moment. But then I’d start drifting in all directions, and soon I was all over the place. And I mean that literally: I had so much trouble deciding where to go, that it was like I was all around the house, playing with every toy we had. I myself couldn’t even tell where I was until my mother arrived. The moment she’d catch me, though, I knew exactly where I was… in trouble. The only way she could make me stay in the same place was to keep watching over me. As I developed in size, I grew out of that phase: I know reasonably well where I am and where I am going. Though, sometimes, when facing hard choices, I still have trouble deciding… I still behave like when I was a little particle… Fa7+ Mim7 What will I be tomorrow Rem7 Do7+ Which path will I take Mib7+ Rem7 Will it bring joy or sorrow Dom7 Sib7+ What am I putting at stake Fa7+ Mim7 Should I change my direction Rem7 Do7+ Or make a minor correction Rem7 Sol7 Am I coming or going Mim7 La7 There's no way of knowing Fa7+ Rem7 Sol 7 a future I've yet to decide Fa/Sol 'cause I'm Do Rem7 Do6 In superposition state Do Rem7 Mim7 I'm in a superposition state Lam7 Mim7 There's so much on the plate Fa7+ Mim7 So much to debate Rem7 Fa/Sol Do9 In a superposition state Fa7+ Mim7 What are my expectation Rem7 Do7+ Out of this world that we live in Mib7+ Rem7 Will all these random fluctuations Dom7 Sib7+ Decide what I am given Fa7+ Mim7 Will I open the curtain Rem7 Do7+ And see if my future's uncertain Rem7 Sol7 Is my destiny written Mim7 Lam7 Am I saved or smitten Fa7+ Rem7 Sol 7 Is my will still free to decide Fa/Sol since I'm Do Rem7 Do6 In a superposition state Do Rem7 Mim7 I'm in a superposition state Lam7 Mim7 There's no early or late Fa7+ Mim7 Decisions can wait Rem7 Fa/Sol Do in a superposition state (Solo) Do Rem7 Do6 Do Rem7 Mim7 Lam7 Mim7 Fa7+ Mim7 Rem7 Fa/Sol Do Rem7 Do6 I'm in a superposition state Do Rem7 Mim7 I'm in a superposition state Lam7 Mim7 There's so much on the plate Fa7+ Mim7 So much to debate Rem7 In a superposition Sol7 (in a superposition) Rem7 I'm in a superposition Sol7 (in a superposition) Rem7 Fa/Sol Do9 In a superposition state Direct download: 02 Superposition states.mp3</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Gabriele Carcassi</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Fully formatted shownotes can always be found at http://scientificramblings.blogspot.com/ Episode transcript When I was a little particle I would drive my mother nuts! She could never really tell where I was or where I was going. She’d leave me in my room, and I’d stay there for a brief moment. But then I’d start drifting in all directions, and soon I was all over the place. And I mean that literally: I had so much trouble deciding where to go, that it was like I was all around the house, playing with every toy we had. I myself couldn’t even tell where I was until my mother arrived. The moment she’d catch me, though, I knew exactly where I was… in trouble. The only way she could make me stay in the same place was to keep watching over me. As I developed in size, I grew out of that phase: I know reasonably well where I am and where I am going. Though, sometimes, when facing hard choices, I still have trouble deciding… I still behave like when I was a little particle… Fa7+ Mim7 What will I be tomorrow Rem7 Do7+ Which path will I take Mib7+ Rem7 Will it bring joy or sorrow Dom7 Sib7+ What am I putting at stake Fa7+ Mim7 Should I change my direction Rem7 Do7+ Or make a minor correction Rem7 Sol7 Am I coming or going Mim7 La7 There's no way of knowing Fa7+ Rem7 Sol 7 a future I've yet to decide Fa/Sol 'cause I'm Do Rem7 Do6 In superposition state Do Rem7 Mim7 I'm in a superposition state Lam7 Mim7 There's so much on the plate Fa7+ Mim7 So much to debate Rem7 Fa/Sol Do9 In a superposition state Fa7+ Mim7 What are my expectation Rem7 Do7+ Out of this world that we live in Mib7+ Rem7 Will all these random fluctuations Dom7 Sib7+ Decide what I am given Fa7+ Mim7 Will I open the curtain Rem7 Do7+ And see if my future's uncertain Rem7 Sol7 Is my destiny written Mim7 Lam7 Am I saved or smitten Fa7+ Rem7 Sol 7 Is my will still free to decide Fa/Sol since I'm Do Rem7 Do6 In a superposition state Do Rem7 Mim7 I'm in a superposition state Lam7 Mim7 There's no early or late Fa7+ Mim7 Decisions can wait Rem7 Fa/Sol Do in a superposition state (Solo) Do Rem7 Do6 Do Rem7 Mim7 Lam7 Mim7 Fa7+ Mim7 Rem7 Fa/Sol Do Rem7 Do6 I'm in a superposition state Do Rem7 Mim7 I'm in a superposition state Lam7 Mim7 There's so much on the plate Fa7+ Mim7 So much to debate Rem7 In a superposition Sol7 (in a superposition) Rem7 I'm in a superposition Sol7 (in a superposition) Rem7 Fa/Sol Do9 In a superposition state Direct download: 02 Superposition states.mp3</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>science,humor</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>The expanding universe</title><link>http://scientificramblings.blogspot.com/2007/06/expanding-universe.html</link><pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 20:43:00 -0400</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5644136336216838300.post-5044114273731577778</guid><description>Fully formatted shownotes can always be found at &lt;a href="http://scientificramblings.blogspot.com/"&gt;http://scientificramblings.blogspot.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Episode transcript&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ah, the ever expanding universe… I still remember when the universe was so small that you could see it all. I was very young back then… in the fact the whole universe was young!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You could pick a direction, any direction, take a couple of steps and you’d be back where you started. You could jump, land on the same spot, while going around the whole thing! I remember that we used to run around and see who would make the most laps in a minute. My friend Q’knu would go so fast that he would almost be all around the universe at the same time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our parents didn’t like that one bit: we were already cramped for space, all pressed on top of one another, and having all these youngsters running all around you must have been very annoying. But the fact is: there wasn’t much to do back then… there was no internet… no Solar system… no galaxies… everything was pretty much homogenous.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So we would get into trouble. Q’knu would get into trouble the most, and his parents were very severe. One day he was so angry at them that he tried running away… which was obviously a very silly idea… In fact, nobody really noticed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was hot too… In fact, that’s how we started noticing something was happening: every morning was a little bit cooler. And our running records were getting worse. At first we thought we were just getting tired of the game, or that we were getting older, and couldn’t run as fast as we once did… then we realized that it was not us: it was the distance that was getting longer.&lt;br /&gt;With more space, it was easier to do things: we could actually take a shower only a hundred at a time instead of a million at a time. And we developed new habits.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When it started to take more than a day to go around the universe, people realized they couldn’t just leave their things scattered all around, so they started gathering them and settled in different areas. Our one big community divided into multiple communities in different parts of space.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q’knu and I settled in different regions. At first it took just a couple of hours to go from my place to his place. Then it took days, weeks, months… We got farther and farther apart, we all did, and I haven’t heard from him anymore. There’s so much space now that it’s basically impossible to go around the universe as we used to do.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is this theory that at some point the universe will start getting smaller, and we’ll all be together again. The older generation tends to like it more: I guess they never really got used to the whole expansion thing. My grandfather sometimes talks about “when we’re back there” and how he’ll finally be able to beat Ut’n’p at chess: he has been practicing for billions and billions of years now…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As for me, I am not too sure whether I’d like that. I got accustomed to all the space, and what I really look back on is my childhood and those simple games. And a smaller universe won’t bring it back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Acknowledgements&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This episode is inpired by "Le cosmicomiche" by Italo Calvino.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;Direct download: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://carcassi.it/ScientificRamblings/01%20The%20expanding%20universe.mp3"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:78%;"&gt;01 The expanding universe.mp3&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>noreply@blogger.com (Gabriele Carcassi)</author><enclosure length="3136507" type="audio/mpeg" url="http://carcassi.it/ScientificRamblings/01%20The%20expanding%20universe.mp3"/><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Fully formatted shownotes can always be found at http://scientificramblings.blogspot.com/ Episode transcript Ah, the ever expanding universe… I still remember when the universe was so small that you could see it all. I was very young back then… in the fact the whole universe was young! You could pick a direction, any direction, take a couple of steps and you’d be back where you started. You could jump, land on the same spot, while going around the whole thing! I remember that we used to run around and see who would make the most laps in a minute. My friend Q’knu would go so fast that he would almost be all around the universe at the same time. Our parents didn’t like that one bit: we were already cramped for space, all pressed on top of one another, and having all these youngsters running all around you must have been very annoying. But the fact is: there wasn’t much to do back then… there was no internet… no Solar system… no galaxies… everything was pretty much homogenous. So we would get into trouble. Q’knu would get into trouble the most, and his parents were very severe. One day he was so angry at them that he tried running away… which was obviously a very silly idea… In fact, nobody really noticed. It was hot too… In fact, that’s how we started noticing something was happening: every morning was a little bit cooler. And our running records were getting worse. At first we thought we were just getting tired of the game, or that we were getting older, and couldn’t run as fast as we once did… then we realized that it was not us: it was the distance that was getting longer. With more space, it was easier to do things: we could actually take a shower only a hundred at a time instead of a million at a time. And we developed new habits. When it started to take more than a day to go around the universe, people realized they couldn’t just leave their things scattered all around, so they started gathering them and settled in different areas. Our one big community divided into multiple communities in different parts of space. Q’knu and I settled in different regions. At first it took just a couple of hours to go from my place to his place. Then it took days, weeks, months… We got farther and farther apart, we all did, and I haven’t heard from him anymore. There’s so much space now that it’s basically impossible to go around the universe as we used to do. There is this theory that at some point the universe will start getting smaller, and we’ll all be together again. The older generation tends to like it more: I guess they never really got used to the whole expansion thing. My grandfather sometimes talks about “when we’re back there” and how he’ll finally be able to beat Ut’n’p at chess: he has been practicing for billions and billions of years now… As for me, I am not too sure whether I’d like that. I got accustomed to all the space, and what I really look back on is my childhood and those simple games. And a smaller universe won’t bring it back. Acknowledgements This episode is inpired by "Le cosmicomiche" by Italo Calvino. Direct download: 01 The expanding universe.mp3</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Gabriele Carcassi</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Fully formatted shownotes can always be found at http://scientificramblings.blogspot.com/ Episode transcript Ah, the ever expanding universe… I still remember when the universe was so small that you could see it all. I was very young back then… in the fact the whole universe was young! You could pick a direction, any direction, take a couple of steps and you’d be back where you started. You could jump, land on the same spot, while going around the whole thing! I remember that we used to run around and see who would make the most laps in a minute. My friend Q’knu would go so fast that he would almost be all around the universe at the same time. Our parents didn’t like that one bit: we were already cramped for space, all pressed on top of one another, and having all these youngsters running all around you must have been very annoying. But the fact is: there wasn’t much to do back then… there was no internet… no Solar system… no galaxies… everything was pretty much homogenous. So we would get into trouble. Q’knu would get into trouble the most, and his parents were very severe. One day he was so angry at them that he tried running away… which was obviously a very silly idea… In fact, nobody really noticed. It was hot too… In fact, that’s how we started noticing something was happening: every morning was a little bit cooler. And our running records were getting worse. At first we thought we were just getting tired of the game, or that we were getting older, and couldn’t run as fast as we once did… then we realized that it was not us: it was the distance that was getting longer. With more space, it was easier to do things: we could actually take a shower only a hundred at a time instead of a million at a time. And we developed new habits. When it started to take more than a day to go around the universe, people realized they couldn’t just leave their things scattered all around, so they started gathering them and settled in different areas. Our one big community divided into multiple communities in different parts of space. Q’knu and I settled in different regions. At first it took just a couple of hours to go from my place to his place. Then it took days, weeks, months… We got farther and farther apart, we all did, and I haven’t heard from him anymore. There’s so much space now that it’s basically impossible to go around the universe as we used to do. There is this theory that at some point the universe will start getting smaller, and we’ll all be together again. The older generation tends to like it more: I guess they never really got used to the whole expansion thing. My grandfather sometimes talks about “when we’re back there” and how he’ll finally be able to beat Ut’n’p at chess: he has been practicing for billions and billions of years now… As for me, I am not too sure whether I’d like that. I got accustomed to all the space, and what I really look back on is my childhood and those simple games. And a smaller universe won’t bring it back. Acknowledgements This episode is inpired by "Le cosmicomiche" by Italo Calvino. Direct download: 01 The expanding universe.mp3</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>science,humor</itunes:keywords></item></channel></rss>