Scoop Some Up and Put It On Your Punk A$$ Plate!

Go Saints!!!

2010-02-07T21:42:00.005-05:00

Between Super Bowl Weekend and All Star Weekend. I must say that Jump Offs are having the best month ever. Baller Alert subscribers (not including me) are attentively checking those emails and are on the top of their game!

Angela Yee got a hold of this video of Carmen Ortega doing her own personal MTV Cribs in Reggie Bush’s New Orleans home. Not clear on whether or not this took place before or after Reggie and Kim got back together, but she is one of his other chicks.Here’s the text of an email Angela received:

“so this is footage of carmen ortega in reggie bushes house after a 3 some her and her friend had with him if u look in the background u see his awards magazine covers cars motorcycles etc enjoy and go colts!!!!”

I Needed A Good Laugh...

2010-02-04T13:19:00.004-05:00

And thank goodness Roye'l was right on time to assist. You can encounter so many magical creatures when stumbling through The Bocks. Its like Avatar Land and Narnia rolled up in one. "I see you brother, and I thank you"

Snooki Does The News

2010-01-29T11:41:00.004-05:00

My friend in the head, "Snooki" stopped by our local weather station to spread her love of pickles and juiceheads to those without cable.

She actually did pretty good. I thought it would look more like the clip below.

Guess Who?

2010-01-27T14:24:00.003-05:00

Heidi Montag, this is your future.

source

In Preparation for All Star Weekend...

2010-01-26T11:46:00.001-05:00

Portland Trailblazers player Greg Oden. According to Worldstar Hip Hop, a girl leaked the photos that he sent her.

Introducing ...Roye'l

2010-01-20T15:27:00.002-05:00

There really is no rhyme or reason for this post. I was passing through The Bocks, and found this public access ternt viral video allstar that goes by the name of Roye'l.

The moment you've all been waiting for...

2010-01-14T11:22:00.004-05:00

I've been away long enough, but this is well worth coming out of hiding. Below the cut is a picture of GARY COLEMAN's paynus.

WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS!

IMAGE VIA: Rhymes with Snitch

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

2009-12-31T11:58:00.002-05:00

Everyone have a happy and safe new years! See ya next year!!!

My true love...

2009-12-22T11:17:00.003-05:00

Brian has officially stollen my heart and my wallet. The above clip is a spoof (if you wanna call it that) of the clip of the no legged transexual (if you wanna call it that) Beyonce stan below. Make that Hell Party of Two, because I'll be right there with him for even finding some shred of humor in this clip. Find out how I spend my time at work by checking out his Youtube page HERE!

I damn near fell out my chair when he pulled out the hanger.

An Important Message...

2009-12-16T15:00:00.002-05:00

"If she says she's got the clap,
Do the right thing: Double-wrap!"

For more hits check put her website.

Buyers Market

2009-12-02T17:42:00.006-05:00

This ish right here...

Clayton homes is selling a FREE can of Van Camps "Pork and Beans" with the purchase of a mobile home before 12/31/09. Forget a $8,000 tax credit! A can of Pork and Beans is the deal sealer. source

If Clayton Homes were serious and really wanted to sell some houses then they would be giving away a large can of Bush's Baked Steak Style Beans with every house. If I am deciding between two houses and one comes Van Camp's Pork and Beans and the other with Steak Style Beans I will be choosing the Steak Style beans!

There's no mention of the promo on the Clayton Homes website, but the above GIF is on the website for the Columbia Daily Herald lays out the details: buy a home from Clayton Homes before the end of the year, and receive a can. source

Beyonce : I Am...Yours (Summed Up)

2009-12-01T16:02:00.004-05:00

Rich of FourFour revisits the elegance of Beyonce. Jump the lid for the original review of The Beyonce Experience.

Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names

2009-12-01T10:43:00.005-05:00

This is a lovely montage of the Big O screaming celebrity's name throughout the years.

Strictly for the ladies...

2009-11-25T10:41:00.004-05:00

Try not to get too moist... This is exactly what happens when you give a video recorder/camera to someone who is intellectually challenged with high self-esteem and a internet connection.

P.S. If he would've removed that arm from around his chesticle area this shyt would have not been on Youtube

Roll That Beautiful Bean Footage!

2009-11-23T15:06:00.002-05:00

Chicago Bear's wide reciever (no pun) David Hesters got caught ass out at Sunday's game.

Eat Fresh!

2009-11-18T00:30:00.001-05:00

Chinese chefs have come up with a way to keep a fish alive while deep frying it! It even keeps trying to breathe while waiting to be eaten and people pick at it! source

Sex Therapy - Robin Thicke

2009-11-17T16:17:00.003-05:00

I'm need some sessions.

Precious

Video Phone - Beyonce ft. Lady GaGa

2009-11-16T23:11:00.002-05:00

I'm highly anticipating seeing the kids rendition of this.

Grab it while you can!

2009-11-13T15:44:00.003-05:00

When I first saw the advertisement for the $1 double cheeseburger at Burger King I knew it was just too good to be true. I thought maybe they would skimp on some of the ingredients or the actual size of the beef patty, but I was wrong. That thang was delicous! And now I come to here this...

CHICAGO (AP) -- Burger King franchisees sued the hamburger company this week over its $1 double cheeseburger promotion, saying they're losing money on the deal and the company can't set maximum menu prices.

The National Franchise Association, a group that represents more than 80 percent of Burger King's U.S. franchise owners, said the $1 promotion forces restaurant owners to sell the quarter-pound burger with at least a 10-cent loss.

While costs vary by location, the $1 double cheeseburger typically costs franchisees at least $1.10, said Dan Fitzpatrick, a Burger King franchisee from South Bend, Ind. who is a spokesman for the association. That includes about 55 cents for the cost of the meat, bun, cheese and toppings. The remainder typically covers expenses such as rent, royalties and worker wages.

"New math, or old math, the math just doesn't work," Fitzpatrick said.

After testing the $1 deal in markets across the country, the discounted burger went on sale nationwide last month even though franchise owners, who operate 90 percent of the company's 12,000 locations, twice rejected the product because of its expense.

"The current management team has disregarded rights that Burger King franchisees have always had," Pennsylvania franchise owner Steve Lewis said in a statement.
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With that being the case, you know where I'll be this evening.

Two Snaps And Around The World

2009-11-13T13:49:00.003-05:00

Yeah, I don't know either so I'll let FourFour break it down to you after the jump. Try not to get lost in the outfits!

VIA::FourFour
Here's another one for the Internet Needs This file: a performance piece/how-to on the art of snapping with attitude from the 1990 documentary...thing, Tongues Untied. The movie is kind of a melting pot of performances like the one above, monologues, spoken word recitations and interviews (with minimal affectation, for a change), all attempting to sum up what it was like to be black and gay in America at the time it was made. It's definitely something. The above clip stands out as a highlight to the point that I can't believe it wasn't on YouTube before I uploaded it. There is a younger generation of sassy gay (and gay-friendly) men that is missing out on this important lesson. If a choreographed performance piece doesn't teach them, what will?

A Pimp Named Slick...

2009-11-11T10:23:00.002-05:00

Sound like he on that stuff...He broke a glass door to turn on the lights so the horses aren't scared of thier own reflections.

Luck Be A Drunk Bitch!

2009-11-10T19:55:00.003-05:00

This is a clip of some drink ass who decided to put out her cigarette in a Boston subway station and stumbled onto the track. Luckily for her she wasn't hit by the train and only suffered minor cuts and bruises. Enjoy!

Fun Facts About Food Stamps

2009-11-09T19:21:00.003-05:00

Well, let me start off by saying that I don't want to insult the ~~two people~~ loyal readers who read this site. But I had a horrific experience at the grocery store this weekend with your cousins(from your fartha side).

For some strange reason I neglected to notice the large amount of welfare recipients who frequent the grocery store during the 1st of the month. These people consist of mothers using WIC, Food Stamps, and people who collect Social Security. Now, before anyone gets offended, I do understand that this is a recession, people are getting laid off, and children need to eat. With that being said, I've devised some ideas that I think will make things run a lot smoother. If you are a member of Congress, or Leader of the Free World and reading this, please take note.

1. Create a special "express" line just for people who are using EBT. Contrary to popular belief, it is not a form of discrimination. I'm sure that someone with a EBT card also gets all huffy when they see someone whip out there personal check book in the check-out.

2. Don't bring all your children. Trust me, it will make things go along a lot smoother during check-out.

3. Try shopping during work hours. This only applies if you are not currently employed.

4. Don't use you entire allowance for the month in one day. Try and stretch out those bucks for the rest of the month. That way, you don't have to get 2 carts full of ribs and seafood.

Well, thats about it. I hope this was helpful and someone takes heed.

Thank you

(*steps off of soaopbox, rides off on high horse)

Happy Hallowpeen!

2009-10-31T08:00:00.000-05:00

Sweet. Dance. Moves.

And The 2009 "Why Are You Still Here" Award Goes To...

2009-10-28T18:35:00.003-05:00

Jodeci and H-Town for making this damn song and video. Other honorable mentions include, Eve, Ed Hardy, and the phrase "Where they do that at?"