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Friendship Day Quotes

admin — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 11:29:27 +0000

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” — Bernard Meltzer.
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. – Fr. Jerome Cummings
Remember, the greatest gift is not found in a store nor under a tree, but in the hearts of true friends. – Cindy Lew
Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure. – Jewish Saying
“Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.”
– Elbert Hubbard
“Who finds a faithful friend, finds a treasure.”
– Jewish saying
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. – Aristotle
Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow.
Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead.

Just walk beside me and be my friend.– Albert Camus
“The only way to have a friend is to be one.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend.– Abraham Lincoln
“A faithful friend is the medicine of life.”
– Apocrypha
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same.– Anonymous
“Friends are the sunshine of life.”
One who looks for a friend without faults will have none. – Hasidic Saying
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.– Walter Winchell
Friends are needed both for joy and for sorrow. – Samuel Paterson
Friendship is the golden thread that ties the heart of all the world.– John Evelyn
Friendship doubles our joy and divides our grief.– Swedish proverb
A friend hears the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.– Anonymous
Count your age with friends but not with years - Anonymous
“I keep my friends as misers do their treasure, because, of all the things granted us by wisdom, none is greater or better than friendship.”
– Pietro Aretino (1537)
“Friendship is Love without his wings!”
– Lord Byron (1806)
“Friendship makes prosperity more brilliant, and lightens adversity by dividing and sharing it.”
– Cicero (44 B.C.)
“True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost”
– Charles Caleb Colton (1825)
“One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.”
– Euripides (408 B.C.)
Let there be no purpose in friendship save the deepening of the spirit.”
– Kahil Gibran.
“We cannot tell the precise moment when friendship is formed. As in filling a vessel drop by drop, there is at last a drop which makes it run over; so in a series of kindnesses there is at last one which makes the heart run over.”
– Samuel Johnson
“There can be no Friendship where there is no Freedom.” — William Penn
“A friend is a present you give yourself.” — Robert Louis Stevenson
“You cannot be friends upon any other terms than upon the terms of equality.”
– Woodrow Wilson
A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world. – Leo Buscaglia
Advice from your friends in like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad.
-Anonymous
Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
- Virginia Woolf
Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends.”
- Mary Catherwood

New website www.orkutdj.com

admin — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:05:18 +0000

Hello guys chk out the new website - www.orkutdj.com . Now u can send music scraps to your friends in orkut, myspace, facebook, friendster and other social networking websites. Simply copy the code and paste it in your scrapbook.

You can request your song too. have fun friends

Write ur comments/suggestions/song request below.

Thanx

Dj Rajey

Multilingual Happy Birthday Wish

admin — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:39:23 +0000

Happy Birthday on behalf of the world

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ( ENGLISH )
Feliz cumpleaños!! ( SPANISH )
Voeux de bonheur!! ( FRENCH )
FELICE COMPLEANNO!! ( ITALIAN )
С ДНЕМ РОЖДЕНИЯ!! ( RUSSIAN )
GLÜCKLICHER GEBURTSTAG!! ( GERMAN )
Feliz anivérsario!! ( PORTUGUESE )
ŠŤASTNÝ NAROZENINY!! ( CZECH )
GAUISUS NATALIS!! ( LATIN )
‘N DDEDWYDD BEN-BLWYDD!! ( WELSH )
ευτυχισμένα γεννέθλια!! ( GREEK )
mutlu doğum!! ( TURKISH )
Gratulera med dagen!! ( SWEDISH )
Wszystkiego najlepszego z okazji urodzin!! ( POLISH )
Gratulerer med dagen!!! ( NORWEGIAN )
VERHEUGD VERJARING!! ( DUTCH )
ЩАСТЛИВ РОЖДЕНИЕ!! ( BULGARIAN )
SRETAN ROĐENDAN!! ( CROATIAN )
Til lykke med fødselsdagen!! ( DANISH )
Boldog születésnapot!! ( HUNGARIAN )
ILOINEN ALKU!! ( FINNISH )
HAMINGJUSAMUR FÆÐINGARDAGUR!! ( ICELANDIC )
FERICIT ZIUA DE NAŞTERE!! ( ROMANIAN )
Sretan rođendan!! ( SERBIAN )
vesel rojstni dan!! ( SLOVENIAN )

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…

admin — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:36:04 +0000

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??

Birthday Cake

admin — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:32:45 +0000

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hapPy bIRTHday to yoU
manY HappY returns of The day……

Santa From village

admin — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 07:15:25 +0000

Santa was visiting the big city for the first time. He checks in at the hotel, and the bell boy takes his bags.
He follows the boy, and as the door closes, he looks around and shakes his fist at him. `Young man, I may be from the village and unfamiliar with the city, but that don`t mean I`m stupid! I paid good money, and this room won`t do at all! It`s too small, and without proper ventilation! Why there`s not even a bed!`
The bellboy looks at Santa and says, `Sir, this isn`t your room, it`s the elevator!`

How Santa Transfer Files

admin — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 07:12:44 +0000

Santa once wanted to transfer some files form one PC to another. Following was the steps followed by him.

1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.

happy birthday

admin — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 19:05:15 +0000

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Fish2

admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:12:31 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:11:42 +0000

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Dog n Cat Friendship

admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:11:10 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:10:34 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:10:14 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:09:24 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:08:58 +0000

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Dog in a heart

admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:08:32 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:06:06 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:05:12 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:04:49 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:04:27 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:03:45 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:03:20 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:01:58 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:00:32 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 02:00:13 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:59:52 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:59:22 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:59:06 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:58:50 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:58:18 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:58:00 +0000

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Cute Lion

admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:57:28 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:57:12 +0000

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admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:56:55 +0000

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Hii

admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:55:31 +0000

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Sweet friend

admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:55:03 +0000

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i love you heart

admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:54:29 +0000

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you are very cute

admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:53:44 +0000

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3d hello

admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:53:08 +0000

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Special friend

admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:51:54 +0000

special friend
Hii!!
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For Me ! Thanks For Being a such a gr8 friend

very cute friend

admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:51:17 +0000

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100 percent cute

admin — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 01:50:47 +0000

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Titanic was sinking

admin — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 02:24:23 +0000

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

Petrol Ka Rate

admin — Sun, 15 Jun 2008 02:23:32 +0000

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”

True Love

admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:14:00 +0000

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admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:13:22 +0000

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admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:12:25 +0000

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Happy Birthday to you

admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:08:45 +0000

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Many many happy returns of the day

admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 17:06:17 +0000

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SMOKE

admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:57:14 +0000

SMOKE alteast 10 times every day……

hey wait SMOKE means….

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so Plz kindly SMOKE.

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नोकरी करने के कुछ नुस्खे

admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:56:48 +0000

नोकरी करने के कुछ नुस्खे :

१) बने रहो पगले , काम करेंगे अगले !!!!

२)काम से रहो गुल , तनख्वाह पाओ फुल !!!!

३)मत लो टेंशन वरना परिवार पायेगा पेंशन !!!!

४)काम से डरो नहीं और काम को करो नहीं !!!!

५) काम करो या ना करो , काम की फिक्र जरुर करो;
और फिक्र करो या ना करो पर उसका जिक्र जरुर करो !!!!

…….जनहित में विशेषज्ञ द्वारा जारी …………….
………और किसी परेशानी के लिए भी सम्पर्क कर सकते हैं …….

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नोट : आपकी प्रतिक्रिया का इंतज़ार है

Teddy4

admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:54:54 +0000

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admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:54:08 +0000

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admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:53:46 +0000

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admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:53:05 +0000

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admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:52:32 +0000

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admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:52:14 +0000

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Ganpati

admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:51:31 +0000

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admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 16:51:05 +0000

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is line ki english banao

admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:24:23 +0000

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan…

A Chini was in hospital

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A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

LIPTON di chah hai

admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:23:24 +0000

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell

admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:22:55 +0000

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti

admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:16:37 +0000

LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.

CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Oxford bole toh

admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:15:58 +0000

MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Bhai… bole to bachpan

admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:15:01 +0000

Circuit, “Bhai… bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”

Munna Bhai, “Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?

Circuit, “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”

Aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar

admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:14:01 +0000

Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.

Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.

Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

doctor munnabhai

admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:12:49 +0000

Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

Kya ray Aasmani kabutar

admin — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:11:06 +0000

Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Apka Pyara

Munna Bhai

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview

admin — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:31:12 +0000

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Banta Singh : Ok
Interviewer : Made in India
Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan
Interviewer : Good… Keep it Up
Banta Singh : Bad…. Put it Down
Interviewer : Maxi Mum
Banta Singh : Mini Dad
Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat
Banta Singh : Insufficient! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : Idiot! Take your seat
Banta Singh : Clever! Don’t take my seat
Interviewer : I say you get out!
Banta Singh : You didn’t say I come in
Interviewer : I reject you!
Banta Singh : You appoint me

Cycle3

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Friendship Vehicle

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You are my best friend

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YOU ARE MY BEST

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there’s a dude behind the H

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my cute friend

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admin — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:14:09 +0000

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admin — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:12:48 +0000

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i wish this moon

admin — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:12:17 +0000

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Sweet Gift

admin — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:11:23 +0000

Sweet gift on our friendship
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Thumbs Up

admin — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:10:26 +0000

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admin — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:07:26 +0000

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admin — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:06:52 +0000

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admin — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:05:51 +0000

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Butterfly1

admin — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:04:55 +0000

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Friendship Smiley

admin — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:03:58 +0000

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Doggy and cat

admin — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:59:19 +0000

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Couple Smooching

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:19:45 +0000

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Two hearts

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:16:00 +0000

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here is a gift For u My Friend

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:14:49 +0000

here is a gift For u My Friend!

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Keep smiling forever

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:14:06 +0000

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My dear friend

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:13:07 +0000

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Cute

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:10:10 +0000

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Dollar

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:05:55 +0000

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Birthday Balloon

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 20:03:13 +0000

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BAHUT DINO SE YEH BAAT

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:52:20 +0000

BAHUT DINO SE YEH BAAT MERE DIL MAIN THI,

LEKIN KABHI HIMAT NAHI HUI,

KYUN KI MUJHKO DARR THA KI ,

TUM BURA NA MAAN JAO,

LEKIN MUJHKO AB KOI PARWAH NAHI HAI ,

MAIN TUMSE

PUCH KAR RAHUNGA.HO SAKTA HAI KI TUMKO

ACHHA NA LAGE ,LEKIN MUJHKO JAWAB JARUR DENA,

TUMKO APNI DOSTI KI KASAM,

PLz MUJHE BATAO,HUM

LOG CHOLOROMINT KYUN KHATE HAIN……….!!

Insaan ke andar

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:51:27 +0000

Insaan

andar

orkut

message

padhne

itna

bada

keeda

hota

hai

kee

chahe

use

pagal

stupid

fool

bewcoof

nalayak

kitni

bhi

gaali

pad

rahi

niche

tak

padta

zaroor

hai

Tum

dur

kiyo

jate

apne

aap

hee

pata

hote

hue

bhee

kee

message

main

kuch

nahi

hai

phir

bhee

pade

rahe

padh

beta

padh

bilkul

last

tak

padna

tum

soch

rahe

kee

kab

bakwas

msg

khatam

main

bhee

kisi

yehe

msg

forward

karke

pareshan

karu

kar

aab

tumahri

bari

hai

NJOY

This is the best way to fill anybody’s scrapbook

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:49:49 +0000

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Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:43:36 +0000

Main kal bazaar ja raha tha

Ke meri chappal toot gai

AB chappal to “moochi” seeta hai

“seeta” to “darzi” bhi hai

“darzi “to “kapray” seeta hai

“kapray” to “rangeen” hotay hain

“rangeen” to “lota” bhi hota hai

” lota” to “bathroom” main hota hai

“bathroom” main to “nal” bhi hota hai

“nal” to “lohay” ka hota hai

“lohay” ki to “istiri” (Iron) bhi hoti hai

“istri” to “garam” hoti hai

“garam” to “Custard” bhi hota hai

“custard” to “peela” hota hai

“peela” to “chooza” bhi hota hai

“chooza” to “anday” main se nikalta hai

“anda” to “sufaid” hota hai

“sufaid” to “doodh” bhi hota hai

“doodh” to “bhains” daity hai

“bhains” to “kaali” hoti hai

“kaala” to “bangali” bhi hota hai

“bangali” to “paan” khata hai

“paan” to “laal” hota hai

“laal” to “gulab”bhi hota hai

“gulaab” main to “kantay’ hotay hain

“kantain” to “machli” main bhi hotay hain

“machli’ to “acchi” hoti hai

“achcha” to “Bander” bhi hota hai

“bander’

A B C

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:41:28 +0000

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thank God all keys r working
sorry to disturb u …..

Who said english is easy

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:39:51 +0000

Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No…

1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sense…
3.—–I am stupid..

What happens when the LION roars

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:39:22 +0000

What happens when the LION roars…..????

…..

……

…..

ans: TOM and JERRY starts……

Bioinformatics people start producing movies

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:35:45 +0000

What if Bioinformatics people start producing movies

Some Film titles may be like these :

1. BLAST To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Meri Gene Tumhare Paas Hai

3. Aao Database Search Kare

4. Bioinformatician No.1

5. Mera Naam Tool Developer

6. PERL Wale Job Le Jayenge

7. Hum Apke Genome Mein Rehte Hein

8. Do Sequence Baarah Hit

9. Tera Ligand Chal Gaya

10. Har Din Jo Modeling Karega

11. Genbank Ke Us Paar

12. Proteomics Koi Khel Nahi

13. Jish Desh Mein Day Hoff Rehta Hai

14. Raju Ban Gaya Information Officer .!

15. PDB Ek Numbari Structure Dus Numbari

16. GCG Karo Sajana

18. Naukar NCBI Ka

19. 1942 — A KEGG Story

20. Kaho Na Docking Hai

21. Algorithm Se Program Tak

22. Haan Maine Bhi ClustalW Kiya Hai

23. GeneScan Karke Dekho

24. Alignment Apna Sequence Parayi

25. MunnaBhai Bioinformatician

INDIAN V\S AMERICAN Husband

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:34:42 +0000

Why are Indian husbands called “MADE OF SILVER”

And

Why are American husbands called “MADE OF GOLD”

Socho

Thoda sur Socho

Socho Socho….

Nahi Aata

Indian wives call their husband “A g” sunte ho

( Scientific Symbol for Silver is A g)

American wives call their husband “A u” listen up

( Scientific Symbol for Gold is A u)

ORKUT SE PYAAAAAR HAI!!!!!!

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:32:59 +0000

ORKUT SE PYAAAAAR HAI!!!!!!

SWEET SONG DEDICATed TO ORKUT~~~

kyun aajkal homework kam orkut jyada hai
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain
kal tha topper aaj 40 bhi jyada hain
lagta fail hone ka pura-pura iraada hain
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
o o o o o …

agnes ki inn classes me,
boring si ek teacher hai
jabse mila hai orkut
badla har ek manzar hain
dekho jahaan mein neeli neeli iss screen tale
dost naye naye hain jaise milte hue
tu mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein
har din chura tumhen main laata hoon khayalon mein
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah
kya mujhe pyar hain aah
orkut se pyar hain aah ….

English sayings translate in hindi

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:32:15 +0000

How wud sum common english sayings translate in hindi???

Have a nice day!
—– * Achcha din lo!

What’s up?
—– *Uppar kya hai?

You’re kidding!
—– *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don’t kid me!
—– * Mera bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What’s up?
—–* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man!
—–* Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man!
—-* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don’t mess with me, dude.
—– * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She’s so fine!
—– * Woh itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick’s mine, okay!?
—– * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?

Hey good looking; what’s cooking?
—-* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?

Are you nuts?
—– * Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun.
—– * Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party.
—- * Party mein patthar feko.

How do you do?
—– * Kaise karte ho?

Keep in touch!
—– * Chhoote Raho.

Lets hang out!
—– * Chalo bahar latakte hain!

India Map

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:30:31 +0000

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thnx 4 bein my frnd

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:27:25 +0000

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????????????????`·.¸.·´ … thnx 4 bein my frnd

BECAUSE THE PERSON IS MY FRIEND

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:26:17 +0000

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Got the chance to write for an angel

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:23:07 +0000

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( “o“ ) “) OnE DaY
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()““*() No MatTeR HoW LoNg,
( “o“ ) “) I“ll tReaSuRe ThE TiMeS We
(“)_(“) BeCaMe FreNdz …

()““*() HopE We ReMaiN In tOuCh
( “o“ ) “) Forever ever ever …

Got the chance to write for an angel……….

Ascii Rose2

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:46:42 +0000

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Ascii Horse1

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:10:34 +0000

BeAuTiFuL hOrSe 4 a SwEEt Friend 2 RiDe On

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Ascii SUV1

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 09:08:05 +0000

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(¸.•´ (¸.•`***Lots of kisses

Apun Ko Aaj Kal

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:51:03 +0000

Munna Bhai :
Apun Ko Aaj Kal ….. Bole To Koi Scrap Nahi Karta.
Sala Sab Log Eede Ho Gaaele Hein…!!!

Bapu :
Aise Nahin Bolte Munna. Mere Paas Iis Ka Haall Hai. Rasta Muskil Hai Lekni Jeet Pakki Hai.

Munna Bhai :
Bolo Bapu Bolo, Agar Tumko Confidence Hai To apun Ye Kaam Karega.

Bapu :
To Suno. Tum Scrap Karte Raho. Tab Tak Karte Raho… Jab Tak Tumhe Koi Scrap Nahin Karta. Kabhie To Unka Hirdaya Paribartan Hoga. Woh Bhi Tumhe Scrap Karenge……..

Munna Bhai :
Thank U Bapu Thank U.. Apun Yeich Karega

Google Anthem

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:47:47 +0000

Google Anthem

Om Jai Google Hare !!
Swami Jai Google hare
Programmers ke sankat, Developers ke Sankat,
Click main door kare!!
Om Jai Google Hare !!
Jo Dhyawe vo pawe,
dukh bin se man ka, Swami dukh bin se man ka,
Homepage ki sampatti lawe, Homework ki sampatti karave
kasht mite work ka,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!
Tum puran search engine
Tum hi internet yaami, Swami Tum hi internet yaami
Par karo hamari Salari, Par karo hamari apprisal,
Tum dunia ke swami,
Swami Om Jai Google hare.
Tum information ke saagar,
Tum palan karta, swami Tum palan karta,
Main moorakh khalkamii, Main Searcher tum Server-ami
Tum karta dhartaa !!
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!
Din bandhu dukh harta,
tum rakshak mere, Swami tum thakur mere,
Apni search dikhaao, sare reasearch karao
Site par khada mein tere,
Swami Om Jai Google hare!!
Google devta ki aarti jo koi programmer gaawe,
Swami jo koi bhi programmer gaawe,
Kehet SUN swami, MS hari har swami,
Manwaanchhit fal paawe.
Swami Om Jai Google hare.

BOLO GOOGLE DEVTAA KI —JAI.

GANDHIJI NE BOLA HAI

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:47:16 +0000

GANDHIJI NE BOLA HAI :
KOI TUMHE SCRAP NA KARE TO KUCH NAHI,
TUM SCRAP KARTE RAHO……
USKI AATMA 1 DIN ZAROOR JAGEGI
aadab arz hai.
lagta hai mausam kafi sard hai,
Par doston ko scrap karne me kya harz hai,
Aap ko scrap behjna hamara farz hai,
kyonki aap ke id hamare pc mai darz hai.
yeh scrab type karte-karte hamare unglion me dard hai,
Itna jaan lo ae dost hamara ye scrap aap par
karz hai,
Is karz ko kitne scrap kar ke chukana hai,
Yeh sochana ab aap ka farz hai…..

To scraps bhi kar diya kar

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:42:24 +0000

Apka ghar hai?

Tv hai?

Kon se channel
aate hai?

Table hai?

Chair bhi hogi?

Apke ghar me
chipakali hai?

Billi hai?

Kutta kyo
nai hai?

Audio hai k
cd k dvd?

Home theater
kyo nai hai?

nal hai?
Pani aata hai?

Fridge hai?

Bada hai k chota?

Thanda karta hai?

ice banata hai?

Kon c
company ka hai?

To dusri Co. ka
kyo nai hai?

Fan hai k AC?
Coolr kyo
nai hai?

Phone
nai hai?
hai… ACHHA.

phir tu NET bhi Ho GA?

Chalta hai kya?

Orkut per account bhi hoga ??

To ScRaP kiya to bill aata hai kya

to scraps bhi kar diya kar

Computer Vs. Hindi Films

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:41:23 +0000

Computer Vs. Hindi Films:-

1) Pentium III & Pentium I —- Bade miyan - Chhote miyan.

2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.

3) Hard disk and Floppy disk - Gharwaali Baharwaali.

4)F1 - Guide.

5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.

6) Ctrl+Alt+Del - AkhriRastaa.

7) CrtlC + CtrlV - Duplicate.

Undo - Aa ab lautchale.

9) Super User Password - Gupt.

10) BackUp - Jaagteraho.

11) UPS - Janta Hawaldar.

12) Server -Godfather.\ SARKAR…

13) Proxy Server - Padosan.

14) Security -Nakabandi.

15) Storage - Tehkhana.

16) Storage capacity -Badhti ka naam Dadhi.

17) Computer without RAM - KoraKagaz.

18) Computer whose OS is DOS - Buddha mil gaya.

19)System which frequently requires bootable disk - Sharabi.

20) DumbTerminal - Anari.

21) Mouse - Jaanwar.

22) Hard Disk partition- Batwara.

23) Hardware & Software - Ek duje ke liye.

24)Tempo rary file - Khote Sikkey.

25) Operator vs Computer - Mein khiladi Tu Anad

BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS IN BOLLYWOOD

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:40:46 +0000

BILL GATES START MAKING FILMS IN BOLLYWOOD, NAMES OF HIS WOULD BE FILMS
1 Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
3. Aao Chat Kare
4. Programmer No.1
5. Mera Naam Developer
6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge
7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein
8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal
9. Tera Code Chal Gaya
10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega
11. Network Ke Us Paar
12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai
14. Raju Ban Gaya MCSE .!
15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari
16. Login Karo Sajana
17. Naukar PC Ka
18. 1942 — A Bug Story
19. Kaho Na Virus Hai
20. Crash Se Crash Tak
21. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
22. Password De Ke Dekho
23. Terminal Apna Login Paray

2 Frogs

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:39:43 +0000

2 mendhak (frogs) jheel ke kinaare baithe hue hote hain!

kaafi der baad 1st mendhak kehta hai…

tarr!

yeh sunke 2nd mendhak kehta hai….

tarr!

SANNATA!

thodi der baad…

1st mendhak kehta hai…..

tarr!

to 2nd mendhak kehta hai……………..

tarr!

PHIR SANNATA!

bahut der baad….

1st mendhak kehta hai…………….

tarr!

to 2nd mendhak kehta hai………………

tarr!

PHIR SE SANNATA..

Bahut der baad………….

1st mendhak kehta hai…………

tarr! tarr!

to 2nd mendhak kehta hai..

Abey, topic mat change kar

स्क्रैप कर और भूल जा

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:38:01 +0000

स्क्रैप कर और भूल जा
रिप्लाइ कि अपेक्शा मत रख
क्या हुआ स्क्रैप कभी व्यर्थ नहीं आता
सबको अपने किये का रिप्लाइ मिल्ता ही है
तू जिसे अपना कह रहा है वो किसी और का है
तू कौन सा स्क्रैप लाया था जो लेकर जायेगा
तू इस स्क्रैप को सेवा समझ कर किसी और को स्क्रैप कर दे
यही स्क्रैप का नियम है

मेगा बम्पर ऑफर (स्टॉक सीमित)

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:37:22 +0000

मेगा बम्पर ऑफर (स्टॉक सीमित)-~*

मुझे स्क्रैप भेजें और जीतें आकर्षक पुरस्कार……..

* 10 लाख रूपये वाली कार का फोटो

* 29″ टी.वी. का बॉक्स

* लंदन जाने वाले हवाई जहाज को “टाटा” कहने का sunehara अवसर

* और अन्तिम किन्तु सबसे आकर्षक ईनाम……

“मेरे साथ डिनर वो भी आप के घर”

Career Song - The 8 stages

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:36:41 +0000

Career Song - The 8 stages

1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek
din…..

2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi
re ….tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn….

3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa
kuch khabar mere yaarki…

4. just joined: Too cheez bhadi hai mast mast…..

5. after some time: Ye kahaan aagaye hum??

6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, mere
jindagi kya ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)

7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja… kabootar ja ja ja…
pehele pyar ki peheli chitti…

8. finally when you don’t get a better offer any longer: Jeena yehaan,
marna yehaan iske si wa jaana kahaan………

EK LADKI THI DEEWANI SII

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:34:29 +0000

EK LADKI THI DEEWANI SI…………………..
EK SUBJECT PE WO MARTI THI…………………
BOOKS UTHAKAR, CHASHMA LAGAKAR…………..
LIBRARY SE GUZARTI THI……………………..
KUCHH PADNA THA SHAYAD USKO………….
JAANE KISSE DARTI THI…………………..
JAB BHI MILTI THI MUJHSE,………………
MUJHSE POOCHHA KARTI THI………………
ENGG. KAISE HOTI HAI……………………
YE ENGG. KAISE HOTI HAI………………………..
AUR MEIN BAS ITNA KEH PATA THA………………..

“KITABEN KHULI HON YA HON BAND
PADHAI LAST NIGHT HI HOTI HAI
KAISE KAHOON MAIN O YAARA
YE ENGG. AISE HI HOTI HAI

A brand new love story.

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:32:45 +0000

….: a brand new love story…in theatres this august

STARRING—-
george w bush..
condeliza rize..
tony blair..
pamela anderson..

SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE—–
bil clinton..

ND INTRODUCING VILLAIN—-
bin laden..

MUSIC BY—-
gen.parvez reshamiya

ITEM NUMBER BY—-
monica levinsky

KABHI AL-KHAEDA NA KEHNA-(a bomb that broke all relations!)

CASSETTES ND CD’S ONLY ON “AL-jazeera”
FEATURING ALL NEW HITS LIKE–
‘Lets go blasting tonight..

Ascii Guitar1

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:30:51 +0000

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ENGINEER WOH HAI JO PAKH GAYA HAI

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:28:27 +0000

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO PAKH GAYA HAI

VIPUL: ENGINEER WOH HAI JO PAKH GAYA HAI
MECHANICS KI PADHAI MAE
SUBMISSIONS KI GEHRAI MAE
TERMWORK KI CHATTIE MAE

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO PHAS GAYA HAI
CAMPUS INTERVIEWS KE MAAL MAE
S/W TESTING COMPANIES KI CHAAL MAE
INTERNALS AUR EXTERNALS KI MAAR MAE

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO
LUNCH TIME MAE BREAKFAST KARTA HAI
DINNER TIME MAE LUNCH KARTA HAI
3 AM KO CODING KARTE KARTE JUICE PEETA HAI

ENGINEER WOH HAI JO PAGAL HAI
WADA PAV AUR BUN OMLETTE KE PYAR MAE
BIRDWATCHING KE VICHAR MAE
CD’S KE COLLECTION MAE
GIRLFRIENDS KE POSSESION MAE

ENGINEER WAHI HAI JO
SEMISTER KE STARTING MAE MAZE KARTA HAI
PL’S MAE HI PADHAI KARTA HAI
SUBMISSIONS HAMESHA DEADLINES KE BAAD KARTA HAI
EXAMS KE EK DIN PEHELE BHI ORKUT PE ONLINE MILTA HAI
Happy Engineer’s day

क्या चमत्कार है ये!!

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:24:28 +0000

क्या चमत्कार है ये!!… तबियत ठीक नहीं थी, तान्त्रिक को दिखाया, तान्त्रिक ने कहा… तुमपर भूत का साया है। किसी घोर पापी को scrap लिखो, ठीक हो जाओगे! अब अच्छा feel हो रहा है!!!

Movies Related to College Life

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 08:21:57 +0000

Movies Related to College Life

Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Last Exam == Independence Day
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
Supplementary == Aakhri Rasta

Ek ladki thi deewani si

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:33:57 +0000

ek ladki thi deewani si
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Mobile lekar chalti thi
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Nazrain jhuka ke
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Sharma ke
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Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
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Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko
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Par jaane kis se darti thi
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Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
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Yehi poochha karti thi
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Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai….

Bruce Lee’s Profile

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:32:55 +0000

Bruce Lee’s Profile

1. Favorite vegetable
* Mu Lee

2. Favourite Lunch
* Tha Lee

3. What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over?
* Kha Lee

4. Bruce Lee“s sister-in-law“s name?
* Saa Lee

5. Favorite Breakfast
* Id Lee

6. Favourite festival
* Diwa Lee

7. Favorite Actress
* Sona Lee

8. Favorite Music
* Qawa Lee

9. Most interesting job?
* Coo Lee

10. When did Bruce Lee die?
* Fina Lee

11. How did Bruce Lee die?
* With a Go Lee

12. Favorite hill station
* Kulu Mana Lee

13. Nick name?
* Mawa Lee

14. Favori te Hindi movie?
* Gharwa Lee Baharwa Lee

15. Favourite cricketer?
* Saurav Gangu Lee

16. Favourite Pet
* Bil Lee

17. Favourite Passtime
* Khuj Lee

18. Bathing Place
* Na Lee

Maaro
* Taa LEE

A B C D of Apple

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:31:50 +0000

A for apple.
B for bada apple.
C for chhota apple.
D for dusra apple.
E for ek aur apple.
F for fokat ka apple.
G for gol apple.
H for hazar apple
I for itney saarey apple?
J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple
K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple
L for lena padhega tumko apple
M for mujhe nahi chahiye itne apple
N for naa nahi kehtey kyunkey yeh hai apple
O for Oh to tumne khaa daale yeh saare apple
P for peth bhar Ke khaao apple
Q for qismat mein nahi hoti hai sabke, yeh apple
R for roz agar khaao tum apple
S for sehetmand rahoge khaaogey agar tum apple
T for tumko nahi milengey itney achey apple
U for udhaar kii nahi hai yeh apple
V for very tasty hai yeh apple
W for waste na karo time aur khaalo jaldi se apple
X for X’mas mei bhii khane padenge apple
Y for youn na chehra phero dekhkey apple
Z for zaroor dil bhar gaya hoga khake itne saare apple

Shudh Hindi

admin — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:30:32 +0000

you think you are an expert in hindi… think again.. these are the
“shudh” hindi translation for a few common english words….

CRICKET : Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita

CRICKET TEST MATCH : Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogita

TABLE TENNIS : Lakdi ke phalak shetra pe le takaatak de takaatak

LAWN TENNIS : Harit Ghaas par le tada tad, de tada tad

LIGHT BULB : Vidyut Prakashak Kanch golak

TIE : Kanth Langoti….(best one)

MATCH BOX : Ragdampatti Agni Utpaadan Peti

TRAFFIC SIGNAL : Aavat Jaavat Suchak Jhandaa

TEA : Dugdh Jal Mishrit Sharkara Yukt Parvatiya(pahaadi) Booti

TRAIN : Sahasra Chakra Louh Path Gaamini

ALL ROUTE PASS : Yatr Tatr Sarvatr Gaman Aagya Patr

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Loh Path Gamini Suchak Yantra

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Agni Rath Aava Gaman Soochak Pattika

RAILWAY SIGNAL : Louh path gaamini aawagaman suchak yantra

RAILWAY STATION : Bhabhka Adda

BUTTON : Ast Vyast Vastra Niyantrak

MOSQUITO : Gunjanhaari Manav Rakt Pipasu Jeev

Friedships day-knocking at the door

admin — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:06:47 +0000

Frdships day—–knocking at the door
message: *. * . * . * . * . * . friend. * . *
*.* .*_/\_ *. * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * .*
. *. * >,”< * . * I came here * . * . * . *
* , + .*… * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . * . *
* . * . * . * _/\_. * . * . to say that .* . *
* . * . * . * >,”< . * . * . * . * . * . *. * . *
+ * . *. * . * . * . yOu aRe very COOL FRD . *
* . _/\_ * . * . * * . * . * . * . * . * . * . *
. * >,”< * . *. * . * . * . *. * . * . * . *
*. * . * . * . * . * . * . *. * . * . * . * . * . *
* . * . * . * . * keep smiling! . *
GOD Bless U

Ascii Rose1

admin — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:06:09 +0000

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Make a friend

admin — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:05:29 +0000

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▒▒▒▒ Have a friend, is a Grace ▒▒▒▒▒
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Great Friend

admin — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 13:04:12 +0000

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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele

admin — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:55:52 +0000

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere scraps nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
bole to do-char scraps chipka dal mamu.

Sender… Circuit Bhai!

Because married men are more obedient.

admin — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:54:41 +0000

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Banta reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Wife: If I die what will u do?

admin — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 12:52:44 +0000

Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai