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	<title>Scrivel.com</title>
	<tagline>Scribbled Drivel and Other Nonsensical Writings.</tagline>
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		<title>Group Peeing</title>
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		<created>2008-07-23T18:00:00+01:00</created>
		<issued>2008-07-23T18:00:00+01:00</issued>
		<modified>2008-07-23T18:00:00+01:00</modified>
		<id>http://www.scrivel.com/content/view/212/34/</id>
		<summary>There is a lot about the human race I don&amp;#39;t understand.  Our propensity to go 45 in a 55...</summary>
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	<entry>
		<title>I'm Rude and You're Screwed</title>
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		<created>2008-07-21T18:00:00+01:00</created>
		<issued>2008-07-21T18:00:00+01:00</issued>
		<modified>2008-07-21T18:00:00+01:00</modified>
		<id>http://www.scrivel.com/content/view/211/68/</id>
		<summary>As this is my first post on Scrivel.com, I&amp;#39;ve been trying like a midget at the Olympics to come up...</summary>
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	<entry>
		<title>Things You Shouldn't Get At The Dollar Store</title>
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		<created>2008-07-17T18:00:00+01:00</created>
		<issued>2008-07-17T18:00:00+01:00</issued>
		<modified>2008-07-17T18:00:00+01:00</modified>
		<id>http://www.scrivel.com/content/view/210/67/</id>
		<summary>The kids love a trip to the Dollar Store.  You know, those bastions of consumer nirvana that have you...</summary>
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	<entry>
		<title>Open Letter to the Man on the Airplane</title>
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		<created>2008-07-16T18:00:00+01:00</created>
		<issued>2008-07-16T18:00:00+01:00</issued>
		<modified>2008-07-16T18:00:00+01:00</modified>
		<id>http://www.scrivel.com/content/view/207/66/</id>
		<summary>First of all, let me tell you what a pleasure it was to share the MD-80 with you on our...</summary>
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	<entry>
		<title>If anyone's on first? They can freaking bite me.</title>
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		<created>2008-07-22T18:00:00+01:00</created>
		<issued>2008-07-22T18:00:00+01:00</issued>
		<modified>2008-07-22T18:00:00+01:00</modified>
		<id>http://www.scrivel.com/content/view/206/39/</id>
		<summary>Recently at work, I was tasked with writing a Training procedure. I spent approximately eighty hours writing this procedure and...</summary>
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	<entry>
		<title>Miracles of Science (that noboby cares about)</title>
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		<created>2008-07-15T18:00:00+01:00</created>
		<issued>2008-07-15T18:00:00+01:00</issued>
		<modified>2008-07-15T18:00:00+01:00</modified>
		<id>http://www.scrivel.com/content/view/204/65/</id>
		<summary>These smarty-pants scientists have got this whole  global warming  thing figured out, don&amp;#39;t they?  Ok&amp;hellip;whatever&amp;hellip;but there are...</summary>
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	<entry>
		<title>I Spit When I Talk</title>
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		<created>2008-07-14T18:00:00+01:00</created>
		<issued>2008-07-14T18:00:00+01:00</issued>
		<modified>2008-07-14T18:00:00+01:00</modified>
		<id>http://www.scrivel.com/content/view/203/34/</id>
		<summary>I ate lunch with a friend today and he was kind enough to point out that I was spitting on...</summary>
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	<entry>
		<title>100 Years of Service to Southern California</title>
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		<created>2008-07-20T18:00:00+01:00</created>
		<issued>2008-07-20T18:00:00+01:00</issued>
		<modified>2008-07-20T18:00:00+01:00</modified>
		<id>http://www.scrivel.com/content/view/176/62/</id>
		<summary>I grew up and went to college in Southern California. The Los Angeles Times is THE newspaper for all of...</summary>
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		<title>Women Drivers</title>
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		<created>2008-07-10T04:50:52+01:00</created>
		<issued>2008-07-10T04:50:52+01:00</issued>
		<modified>2008-07-10T04:50:52+01:00</modified>
		<id>http://www.scrivel.com/content/view/199/64/</id>
		<summary>I know what you&amp;#39;re thinking, but I ain&amp;#39;t got no problem with women drivers.  Not when they&amp;#39;re driving....</summary>
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	<entry>
		<title>Predictions for the Future</title>
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		<created>2008-07-13T18:00:00+01:00</created>
		<issued>2008-07-13T18:00:00+01:00</issued>
		<modified>2008-07-13T18:00:00+01:00</modified>
		<id>http://www.scrivel.com/content/view/173/63/</id>
		<summary>In the future&amp;hellip;Mimes will be considered the height of humorous interpretation. There will be an entire religion built around Elvis...</summary>
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