tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54413537445950307412024-09-24T12:00:33.849-07:00Neemeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13715895179342269330noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5441353744595030741.post-36763121055723765172011-12-23T07:30:00.001-08:002012-08-11T20:36:00.537-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><br /></b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="height: 1744px; width: 722px;"><tbody> <tr valign="top"><td width="24%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="height: 19px; width: 75px;"><tbody> <tr bgcolor="#cc0000"><td><span style="color: white; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="font-size: large;"> SMS</span></b></span></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="height: 1366px; width: 211px;"> <tbody> <tr> <td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> <td width="90%"><ul> <li><span style="font-size: small;">&nbsp;Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/advice-sms-quotes.html" target="_blank" title="advice sms messages">Advice Sms Quotes</a></span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Anniversary Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">April Fools Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">ASCII Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Barish/Rainy day Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Best Wishes Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Birthday Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Birthday Shayari</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Break up Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Broken Heart Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Cool Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Cute Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Engagement Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Exam Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Flirt Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Friendship Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Funny Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Get Well Soon Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Ghazal SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Good Luck SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Good Morning SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Good Night SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Greetings SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Heart SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi Love SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi New Year SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi Sad SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Husband Wife SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Inspirational Sayings</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Insult SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Islamic SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Kiss SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Life Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Love SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Marriage SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Misc SMS Jokes</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Misleading SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Miss You SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Motivational Quotes SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Munna bhai SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Naughty SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">One Liner SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Pashto SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Poetry SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Politics SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Punjabi SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Relationship SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Riddle SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Romantic SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sad SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Santa Banta SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Shayari SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sardar SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Smile SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sorry SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Student SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Wife SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Wise Sayings</span></li> </ul> </td><td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br /> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="height: 38px; width: 219px;"> <tbody> <tr bgcolor="#cc0000"> <td><span style="color: white; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>&nbsp; </b></span><b style="font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;,sans-serif;"><span style="color: white; font-size: large;">Special Events</span></b></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td><table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" style="height: 442px; width: 204px;"> <tbody> <tr> <td width="10%"><ul> <li>Best Friends Day Sms</li> <li>Christmas Sms</li> <li>Diwali Sms</li> <li>Durga Puja Sms</li> <li>Dussehra Sms</li> <li>Easter Sms</li> <li>Eid Mubarak Sms</li> <li>Father's Day Sms</li> <li>Holi SMS</li> <li>Independence Day SMS</li> <li>Mother's day SMS</li> <li>Navratri SMS</li> <li>New Year SMS</li> <li>NoboBorsho SMS</li> <li>Rakhi SMS</li> <li>Ramadan SMS</li> <li>Rose Day SMS</li> <li>Valentines Day SMS</li> <li>Vijaya Dashami Sms</li> </ul> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br /></td> <td width="76%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="color: white; height: 59px; width: 222px;"> <tbody> <tr bgcolor="#cc0000"> <td><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 16pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Advice sms Quotes </span></span></b></span><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><br /></span></span></b></span></span></span></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" style="height: 1618px; width: 500px;"> <tbody> <tr valign="top"> <td style="text-align: center;">under construction....</td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <div align="center"> <span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="color: white;">© neemesh-love</span></b></span></div> </div> </div> </div> </div>Neemeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13715895179342269330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5441353744595030741.post-80888635734285162882011-12-23T00:19:00.000-08:002012-08-11T20:36:37.080-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="height: 1744px; width: 722px;"><tbody> <tr valign="top"><td width="24%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="height: 19px; width: 75px;"><tbody> <tr bgcolor="#cc0000"><td><span style="color: white; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="font-size: large;"> SMS</span></b></span></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="height: 1366px; width: 211px;"> <tbody> <tr> <td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> <td width="90%"><ul> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/advice-sms-quotes.html" target="_blank" title="advice sms messages">Advice Sms Quotes</a></span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Anniversary Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">April Fools Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">ASCII Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Barish/Rainy day Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Best Wishes Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Birthday Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Birthday Shayari</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Break up Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Broken Heart Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Cool Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Cute Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Engagement Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Exam Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Flirt Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Friendship Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Funny Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Get Well Soon Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Ghazal SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Good Luck SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Good Morning SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Good Night SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Greetings SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Heart SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi Love SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi New Year SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi Sad SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Husband Wife SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Inspirational Sayings</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Insult SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Islamic SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Kiss SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Life Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Love SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Marriage SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Misc SMS Jokes</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Misleading SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Miss You SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Motivational Quotes SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Munna bhai SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Naughty SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">One Liner SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Pashto SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Poetry SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Politics SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Punjabi SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Relationship SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Riddle SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Romantic SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sad SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Santa Banta SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Shayari SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sardar SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Smile SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sorry SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Student SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Wife SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Wise Sayings</span></li> </ul> </td><td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br /> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="height: 38px; width: 219px;"> <tbody> <tr bgcolor="#cc0000"> <td><span style="color: white; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>&nbsp; </b></span><b style="font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;,sans-serif;"><span style="color: white; font-size: large;">Special Events</span></b></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td><table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" style="height: 442px; width: 204px;"> <tbody> <tr> <td width="10%"><ul> <li>Best Friends Day Sms</li> <li>Christmas Sms</li> <li>Diwali Sms</li> <li>Durga Puja Sms</li> <li>Dussehra Sms</li> <li>Easter Sms</li> <li>Eid Mubarak Sms</li> <li>Father's Day Sms</li> <li>Holi SMS</li> <li>Independence Day SMS</li> <li>Mother's day SMS</li> <li>Navratri SMS</li> <li>New Year SMS</li> <li>NoboBorsho SMS</li> <li>Rakhi SMS</li> <li>Ramadan SMS</li> <li>Rose Day SMS</li> <li>Valentines Day SMS</li> <li>Vijaya Dashami Sms</li> </ul> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br /></td> <td width="76%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="color: white; height: 40px; width: 83px;"> <tbody> <tr bgcolor="#cc0000"> <td><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 16pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adult SMS </span></span></b></span><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><br /></span></span></b></span></span></span></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" style="height: 1618px; width: 500px;"> <tbody> <tr valign="top"> <td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>A funny dirty adult poem</b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Niple niple little star</span><br /> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">can i suck you in my car</span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">up above the breast so high</span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">always milky never dry</span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">let me touch it never shy</span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">in the bra it will be dry </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Adult funny jokes</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">He took me from a bar</span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">He took me in his car</span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">He took my top off</span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry:</span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">I'm a bottle of wine! </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Dirty jokes</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Amitabh bachan in KBC</span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee</span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">What is the colour of your wife's underwear?</span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Option 1 : White</span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Option 2 : Grey</span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Option 3 : Black</span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Option 4 : Blue</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;">Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend? </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>A adult saying</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">How to impress a woman: compliment her, kiss her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her. How 2 impress a man: Show up naked, bring beer!! </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Most difficult golf course</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">The most difficult golf course in the world is.. 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It's about a man's temptation,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">putting his location in a</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">woman's destination.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Do you understand the explanation or do you need a</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;">demonstration? ;) </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Hindi non veg sms</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Baccha (looking at breast): Maa ye kya hai?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Maa : Ballon baccha</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Baccha : aapke itne chote aur kamwali k itne bade kyun?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Maa : Tune kab dekha?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Baccha : Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.</span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Hindi dirty sms</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Judge : as you are the key witness,can u tell me the exact place,wheere this man raped ur wife? Sardar : Lifted sardarni"s saree and said,here my lord. </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Hindi dirty song</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Fiza remix song - Maha bub mere maha bub mere,teri bistar pe mujhe sone de,bahut dudh ( . )( . ) hai tere siney mein,mujhe daba daba k pine de. </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Dirty Funny messages</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Sambha - sardar thakur ka kya karna hai?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Gabbar - kuch neh uska haat kaa tdo aur roz 3 blue film dikhao,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">woh khud tadap tadap k mar jaye ga. </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Naughty &amp; Funny messages</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Gandhiji never had underwear under his dhoti,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Do u know y?Becoz he believed in " FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT" </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Naughty &amp; Funny text sms</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">A man busy having sex. Son - dad kya kaar rahe ho?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Dad - mummy k tank mein patrol bhar raha hoon</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Son - Fuel meter check karke dalo,dopaher me hi uncle tank full kar k gaya. </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Naughty &amp; Funny text sms</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Girl - mom tom asked me to climb the tree.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Mom u fool, he wanted to see ur panty.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Girl - i knew so i removed my panty before climbing. </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Non veg text sms about cricket and bra</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Q - What is the difference between hook in cricket and of bra?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">A - One sends ball out of the boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary. </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Naughty &amp; Funny text sms</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">a man to shopkeeper: ek white color ka condom de na</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">shopkeeper: white hi kyo?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">man:padosan ka pati mar gaya hai afsos karne jana hai </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Girl and her mom</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;"><b> </b>Maa ne apni beti se poocha, "How your married life is going on?"</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Beti ne sharmate huye kaha, </span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">"It was just like the advertisement of British airways"</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Jab mother ne advertisement dekhi to woh shock ho gayi </span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">7 days a week, twice a day, both ways.&nbsp;</span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Dad never wear raincoat</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Two unborn child in mothers womb,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">saw a penis,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">one told "look dad is coming"</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">other told "stupid, this is not dad, thats uncle..</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">dad never wear raincoat!" </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>A funny and dirty sms</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Pathan was teaching his kid</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">how 2 masturbate..</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Kid says - "this is gr8 fun dad!"</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Pathan said - yes, n wen u get 13</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">u can use ur own cock </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>A dirty sms message</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Monkeys and girls are same,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">because they fight only for banana...</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;">Boys and rats are same</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">because they always search new holes. </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>A punjabi bra ad:<br /> </b>Har kudi di pehli pasand "soniya bra"</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">hun 6 size wich</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">1.small</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">2.medium</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">3.large</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">4.oye hoye!</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">5.hai o rabba!</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">6.oh tei maa dee! </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Dirty conversation between boy and girl</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Boy : 2 times 2 is 4, plus 5 is nine,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">I can pee in urs but u cant pee in mine.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;">grl : 2 times 2 is 4, plus 5 is nine,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">I know ur length but ull nvr know the depth of mine. </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Dirty sms about teacher and student</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Tchr : pasive me badlo!</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">"bache jab sunsan jagao par jate he to hadso ko janam dete hain"</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">stdnt : "sunsan jagao par huye haadse bacho ko janam dete hain" </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>70 way to keep a woman happy - a dirty sms</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;">One is to take her shopping.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;">The rest is 69 </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Bengali non veg sms about NANO</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;"><b> </b>Ratan(tata) bole- dekhun didi ei j amar nano, didi bole bhalo tobe eto choto keno? Ratan bole choto holeo ache darun dom, Didi bole chepe dekhbo sotti kirokom. </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Bhagwan ko khusi kab hota hain</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Q. Bhagwan kab khus ho jate hain</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">A. Jab koi ladki rape ho rahi ho or o chikhti hain,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">plz bhagwan ke liye chhod do.. </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Naughty boy draws penis</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Naughty boy draws a penis on the black board.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Lady teacher rubs it off.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Next day he draws a bigger one &amp; writes:</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">'jitna ragdogi utna bada hoga...' </span></div> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Funny adult sms about male and female</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;"><b> </b>May times, ppl say that d women species talk too much</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;">but dere's no problem, bcoz d male ear is selective</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;">Example:</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;">wen d women say:</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">this house is a mess, honey</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">U n I need 2 clean this</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Ur stuff is all on d floor</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">U will b without clothes</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">If u don't wash them NOW</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;">The male ear only understand:</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span> <span style="font-size: large;">bla bla bla, honey</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">bla bla bla, U n I</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">bla bla bla, on the floor</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">bla bla bla, without clothes</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">bla bla bla, NOW!!</span><br /> <table bgcolor="#ffceff" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" id="AutoNumber34" style="height: 59px; 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font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="font-size: large;"> SMS</span></b></span></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="1366" style="width: 211px;"> <tbody> <tr> <td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> <td width="90%"><ul> <li><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_6574.html" target="_blank" title="adult sms messages">Adult Sms</a></span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/advice-sms-quotes.html" target="_blank" title="advice sms messages">Advice Sms Quotes</a></span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Anniversary Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">April Fools Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">ASCII Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Barish/Rainy day Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Best Wishes Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Birthday Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Birthday Shayari</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Break up Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Broken Heart Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Cool Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Cute Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Engagement Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Exam Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Flirt Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Friendship Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Funny Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Get Well Soon Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Ghazal SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Good Luck SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Good Morning SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Good Night SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Greetings SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Heart SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi Love SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi New Year SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi Sad SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Husband Wife SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Inspirational Sayings</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Insult SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Islamic SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Kiss SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Life Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Love SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Marriage SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Misc SMS Jokes</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Misleading SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Miss You SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Motivational Quotes SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Munna bhai SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Naughty SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">One Liner SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Pashto SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Poetry SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Politics SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Punjabi SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Relationship SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Riddle SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Romantic SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sad SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Santa Banta SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Shayari SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sardar SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Smile SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sorry SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Student SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Wife SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Wise Sayings</span></li> </ul> </td><td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br /> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="38" style="width: 219px;"> <tbody> <tr bgcolor="#cc0000"> <td><span style="color: white; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>&nbsp; </b></span><b style="font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;,sans-serif;"><span style="color: white; font-size: large;">Special Events</span></b></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td><table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" height="442" style="width: 204px;"> <tbody> <tr> <td width="10%"><ul> <li>Best Friends Day Sms</li> <li>Christmas Sms</li> <li>Diwali Sms</li> <li>Durga Puja Sms</li> <li>Dussehra Sms</li> <li>Easter Sms</li> <li>Eid Mubarak Sms</li> <li>Father's Day Sms</li> <li>Holi SMS</li> <li>Independence Day SMS</li> <li>Mother's day SMS</li> <li>Navratri SMS</li> <li>New Year SMS</li> <li>NoboBorsho SMS</li> <li>Rakhi SMS</li> <li>Ramadan SMS</li> <li>Rose Day SMS</li> <li>Valentines Day SMS</li> <li>Vijaya Dashami Sms</li> </ul> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br /></td> <td width="76%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="40" style="color: white; width: 83px;"> <tbody> <tr bgcolor="#cc0000"> <td><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 16pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adult SMS </span></span></b></span><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><br /></span></span></b></span></span></span></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" height="1618" style="width: 500px;"> <tbody> <tr valign="top"> <td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Girls hostel</b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Girls hostel me phone aaya- meena hai kya ?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Warden ne pucha-piche kya lagati hai ?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Jawab aaya-ab tho pata nahi pehle sarson ka tel lagati thi </span><br /> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Chalo sex karte hain</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Taiyar ho jati hai. </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Topup and lifetime - funny and naughty sms</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha "kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?"</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya. </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Bansuri bahut choti</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Sex ke baad aurat aadmi se boli : "tumari bansuri bahut he choti hai", Aadmi ne bola "mujhe thodi pata tha ke, town-hall mein bajani hai" </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>36 no shoe</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;"><b> </b>Lady � shoes dikhaiye. Shopkeeper :- kitne number ka ? Lady � 36 no. Shopkeeper :- shoes kya boobs pe lagani hain? </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Circumcision</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;"><b> </b>A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son, but they dont know proper word to print, so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Girl's T-shirt</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Most interesting line written</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">on the front of T-shirt of a girl,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Excuse me !</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">My face is above.;-) </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>What's an average 6 inch long</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">What's an average 6 inch long</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Inside a guy�s pants and girls love to blow it up?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">A:1000- rupee currency note.!</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Always think positive </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>A funny adult sms</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Girl:It's 2 tight</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Boy:Don't worry,I'll do it slowly,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Gal:Push it in,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Boy:Ah..I can't,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Gal:It's painful,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Boy:Forget it.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">&nbsp; We'll buy new WEDDING RING!</span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Cheating in ad</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Fair &amp; lovely ke ad me face dikhaya</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Ponds ke ad me hath dikhaya</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Pentene ke ad me baal dikhaye</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Phir whisper ke ad mein cheating kyun? </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>2 men and callgirl</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said "Na my wife is better." 2nd went in and came out n said "U R right ur wife is much better."&nbsp;</span></div> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>what is that u keep in ur mouth</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">which is 6" long</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">and move it in and out</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">and wait for a white substance to come out?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Girl: y do u ask such question to me.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">i cant tell such words</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Boy:dont worry its tooth brush</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <table bgcolor="#ffceff" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="59" id="AutoNumber34" style="width: 500px;"><tbody> <tr><td align="center" width="100%"><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">You are on page number: </span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b> <span style="color: #cc3300; font-family: Arial;"> &nbsp;4</span></b></span></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center" width="100%"><span style="font-size: large;"><b> <span style="color: maroon; font-family: Arial;"> &nbsp;More Adult SMS Jokes / Text Messages</span></b></span></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center" width="100%"><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial Black; font-size: large;"> <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_6574.html" target="_blank">1</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms.html" target="_blank">2</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_23.html" target="_blank">3</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; </span> <span style="color: grey; font-family: Arial Black; font-size: large;"> 4</span><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial Black; font-size: large;">&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_7350.html">5</a> </span></td></tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <div align="center"> <span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="color: white;">© neemesh-love</span></b></span></div> </div> </div> </div> <br /> <br /> <b> </b></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="sms-box"> <br /></div> </div> </div>Neemeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13715895179342269330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5441353744595030741.post-28525627189338695642011-12-23T00:14:00.000-08:002011-12-24T10:00:57.280-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><br /></b><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><br /></b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="1744" style="width: 722px;"><tbody> <tr valign="top"><td width="24%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="19" style="width: 75px;"><tbody> <tr bgcolor="#cc0000"><td><span style="color: white; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="font-size: large;"> SMS</span></b></span></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="1366" style="width: 211px;"> <tbody> <tr> <td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> <td width="90%"><ul> <li><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_6574.html" target="_blank" title="adult sms messages">Adult Sms</a></span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/advice-sms-quotes.html" target="_blank" title="advice sms messages">Advice Sms Quotes</a></span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Anniversary Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">April Fools Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">ASCII Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Barish/Rainy day Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Best Wishes Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Birthday Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Birthday Shayari</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Break up Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Broken Heart Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Cool Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Cute Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Engagement Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Exam Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Flirt Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Friendship Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Funny Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Get Well Soon Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Ghazal SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Good Luck SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Good Morning SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Good Night SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Greetings SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Heart SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi Love SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi New Year SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi Sad SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Husband Wife SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Inspirational Sayings</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Insult SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Islamic SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Kiss SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Life Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Love SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Marriage SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Misc SMS Jokes</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Misleading SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Miss You SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Motivational Quotes SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Munna bhai SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Naughty SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">One Liner SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Pashto SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Poetry SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Politics SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Punjabi SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Relationship SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Riddle SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Romantic SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sad SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Santa Banta SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Shayari SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sardar SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Smile SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sorry SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Student SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Wife SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Wise Sayings</span></li> </ul> </td><td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br /> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="38" style="width: 219px;"> <tbody> <tr bgcolor="#cc0000"> <td><span style="color: white; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>&nbsp; </b></span><b style="font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;,sans-serif;"><span style="color: white; font-size: large;">Special Events</span></b></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td><table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" height="442" style="width: 204px;"> <tbody> <tr> <td width="10%"><ul> <li>Best Friends Day Sms</li> <li>Christmas Sms</li> <li>Diwali Sms</li> <li>Durga Puja Sms</li> <li>Dussehra Sms</li> <li>Easter Sms</li> <li>Eid Mubarak Sms</li> <li>Father's Day Sms</li> <li>Holi SMS</li> <li>Independence Day SMS</li> <li>Mother's day SMS</li> <li>Navratri SMS</li> <li>New Year SMS</li> <li>NoboBorsho SMS</li> <li>Rakhi SMS</li> <li>Ramadan SMS</li> <li>Rose Day SMS</li> <li>Valentines Day SMS</li> <li>Vijaya Dashami Sms</li> </ul> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br /></td> <td width="76%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="40" style="color: white; width: 83px;"> <tbody> <tr bgcolor="#cc0000"> <td><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 16pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adult SMS </span></span></b></span><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><br /></span></span></b></span></span></span></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" height="1618" style="width: 500px;"> <tbody> <tr valign="top"> <td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>A girl to doctor - non veg sms</b></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">A girl goes 2 doctor n says-Doctor mere niche 1 ched aur kar do.</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Doctor asked: why?</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Girl : business aacha chal raha hai soch rahi hu ek branch aur khol loon.&nbsp;</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Banta and Lady Teacher</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">LadyTeacher: write a sentence ending with hand.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Banta: My penis in ur hand. Teacher slapped Banta.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Santa: Sorry mam, I 4got 2 put space betwn PEN IS.&nbsp;</span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>A dirty Sms Jokes</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;"><b> </b>Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya..</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Uski baap : ye kiska hain?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Ladki : papa miss call to sab hi marta tha.. </span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya..! </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>A funny adult sms</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Sardar:Will U Marry me?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Girl:Sorry I'm a Lesbian.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Sardar:"Whats Lesbian?" </span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Girl:"I have Sex only with Girls".</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Sardar:"Maar Taali I'm also Lesbian" </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>A funny dirty adult sms</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Boy Ladki k Saamne Pant utarkar bola-</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">kya tumhare paas aisa hai?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">"</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">"</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Girl panti utarkar boli-</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti. </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Dad how was I born</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom &amp; I Got Together at "Yahoo". We Set up A Date Via E-Mail &amp; Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom Agreed To "Download..... Data" From My "Pen Drive". Just When I Was About to "Transfer", We Realised That Non Of Us Had "Installed" A "Firewall" It Was Too Late To hit "Delete..... Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying"You Have Got A Male" .... </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ladki or salwar</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se!</span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Best Of Luck.</b></span> </div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;">Lady in bus</span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Lady: OYE! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?!? </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Girl cycling</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Ek bar girls hostel me ladkiya cycle chalate hue bahut shor macha rahi thi,Tabhi WARDEN ayi aur boli "shor kam machao nahi to cycle ki seat wapis lagwa Dungi. </span></div> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Rajasthani lady and conductor</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Conductor : baccha ko ticket?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">To uke bhi free me bitha lu</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <table bgcolor="#ffceff" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="59" id="AutoNumber34" style="width: 500px;"><tbody> <tr><td align="center" width="100%"><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">You are on page number: </span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b> <span style="color: #cc3300; font-family: Arial;"> &nbsp;3</span></b></span></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center" width="100%"><span style="font-size: large;"><b> <span style="color: maroon; font-family: Arial;"> &nbsp;More Adult SMS Jokes / Text Messages</span></b></span></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center" width="100%"><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial Black; font-size: large;"> <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_6574.html" target="_blank">1</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms.html" target="_blank">2</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; </span> <span style="color: grey; font-family: Arial Black; font-size: large;"> 3</span><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial Black; font-size: large;">&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_8944.html" target="_blank">4</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_7350.html">5</a> </span></td></tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <div align="center"> <span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="color: white;">© neemesh-love</span></b></span></div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div class="sms-box"> <br /></div> </div> </div>Neemeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13715895179342269330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5441353744595030741.post-87850750058367082011-12-23T00:11:00.000-08:002011-12-24T09:56:13.383-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><br /></b></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="1744" style="width: 722px;"><tbody> <tr valign="top"><td width="24%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="19" style="width: 75px;"><tbody> <tr bgcolor="#cc0000"><td><span style="color: white; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="font-size: large;"> SMS</span></b></span></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="1366" style="width: 211px;"> <tbody> <tr> <td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> <td width="90%"><ul> <li><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_6574.html" target="_blank" title="adult sms messages">Adult Sms</a></span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/advice-sms-quotes.html" target="_blank" title="advice sms messages">Advice Sms Quotes</a></span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Anniversary Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">April Fools Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">ASCII Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Barish/Rainy day Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Best Wishes Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Birthday Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Birthday Shayari</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Break up Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Broken Heart Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Cool Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Cute Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Engagement Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Exam Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Flirt Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Friendship Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Funny Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Get Well Soon Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Ghazal SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Good Luck SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Good Morning SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Good Night SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Greetings SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Heart SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi Love SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi New Year SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi Sad SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Husband Wife SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Inspirational Sayings</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Insult SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Islamic SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Kiss SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Life Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Love SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Marriage SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Misc SMS Jokes</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Misleading SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Miss You SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Motivational Quotes SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Munna bhai SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Naughty SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">One Liner SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Pashto SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Poetry SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Politics SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Punjabi SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Relationship SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Riddle SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Romantic SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sad SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Santa Banta SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Shayari SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sardar SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Smile SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sorry SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Student SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Wife SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Wise Sayings</span></li> </ul> </td><td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br /> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="38" style="width: 219px;"> <tbody> <tr bgcolor="#cc0000"> <td><span style="color: white; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>&nbsp; </b></span><b style="font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;,sans-serif;"><span style="color: white; font-size: large;">Special Events</span></b></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td><table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" height="442" style="width: 204px;"> <tbody> <tr> <td width="10%"><ul> <li>Best Friends Day Sms</li> <li>Christmas Sms</li> <li>Diwali Sms</li> <li>Durga Puja Sms</li> <li>Dussehra Sms</li> <li>Easter Sms</li> <li>Eid Mubarak Sms</li> <li>Father's Day Sms</li> <li>Holi SMS</li> <li>Independence Day SMS</li> <li>Mother's day SMS</li> <li>Navratri SMS</li> <li>New Year SMS</li> <li>NoboBorsho SMS</li> <li>Rakhi SMS</li> <li>Ramadan SMS</li> <li>Rose Day SMS</li> <li>Valentines Day SMS</li> <li>Vijaya Dashami Sms</li> </ul> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br /></td> <td width="76%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="40" style="color: white; width: 83px;"> <tbody> <tr bgcolor="#cc0000"> <td><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 16pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Adult SMS </span></span></b></span><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><br /></span></span></b></span></span></span></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" height="1618" style="width: 500px;"> <tbody> <tr valign="top"> <td style="text-align: center;"><div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div> </div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Coversation between - Condom and whisper</b></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Condom says to whisper : buddy every months u stop my business for one week</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Whisper says : ahh if u make a mistake one time, I'll loose my business for 9 months.....&nbsp;</span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Man and a lady in lift-funny and adult sms</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">In lift, mans elbow accidently touch lady's breast.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">man: if ur heart soft as ur breast ull forgive me.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">lady: if ur cock s hard as ur elbow im in room 207.</span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Man and deaf girl</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Man marries deaf Girl-</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">He writes-We must fix a Code: If I want SEX I'll press ur left BooB-U reply by shakin my penis once for YES, or 50 times for NO....!</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Calories burnt by sex</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Calories burnt by sex:</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Lying down: 90cal</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Stnding up: 492cal</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Dog style: 326cal</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">2nd round: 824cal</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Dresing up after sex while WIFE knocks at the door: 50000 cal. </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>A man married a lady traffic police</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;"><b> </b>A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Friend: How was ur first night?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Prostitution is best business</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Two prostitutes were talking:</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">We're in the best business in the world</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Why's that then?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it! </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Sand saal mein 300 bar sex karta hain</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Wife to husband : ek Sand saal me 300 bar sex krta hai</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Tum iska adha bhi nahi krte.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Pati : ye kaha likha ha ke wo 300 bar ek hi cow ke sath krta hai </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Why girls wear tight fittings</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">UNIVERSAL TRUTH :</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">When girls wear tight fittings,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Neither they are</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Comfortable</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Nor</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Boys are comfortable�. !!</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hain</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa kahe,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA. </span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>A funny adult sms</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <table bgcolor="#ffceff" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="59" id="AutoNumber34" style="width: 500px;"><tbody> <tr><td align="center" width="100%"><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">You are on page number: </span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b> <span style="color: #cc3300; font-family: Arial;"> &nbsp;2 </span></b></span></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center" width="100%"><span style="font-size: large;"><b> <span style="color: maroon; font-family: Arial;"> &nbsp;More Adult SMS Jokes / Text Messages</span></b></span></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center" width="100%"><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial Black; font-size: large;"> <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_6574.html" target="_blank">1</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; </span> <span style="color: grey; font-family: Arial Black; font-size: large;"> 2</span><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial Black; font-size: large;">&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_23.html">3</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_8944.html" target="_blank">4</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_7350.html" target="_blank">5</a> </span></td></tr> </tbody></table> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div> </div> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <div align="center"> <span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="color: white;">© neemesh-love</span></b></span></div> </div> </div> </div> </div>Neemeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13715895179342269330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5441353744595030741.post-78490626851534428132011-12-23T00:01:00.000-08:002011-12-25T00:18:32.009-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="1744" style="width: 722px;"><tbody> <tr valign="top"><td width="24%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="19" style="width: 75px;"><tbody> <tr bgcolor="#cc0000"><td><span style="color: white; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="font-size: large;"> SMS</span></b></span></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="1366" style="width: 211px;"> <tbody> <tr> <td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> <td width="90%"><ul> <li><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_6574.html" target="_blank" title="adult sms messages">Adult Sms</a></span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Anniversary Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">April Fools Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">ASCII Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Barish/Rainy day Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Best Wishes Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Birthday Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Birthday Shayari</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Break up Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Broken Heart Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Cool Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Cute Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Engagement Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Exam Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Flirt Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Friendship Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Funny Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Get Well Soon Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Ghazal SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Good Luck SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Good Morning SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Good Night SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Greetings SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Heart SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi Love SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi New Year SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Hindi Sad SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Husband Wife SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Inspirational Sayings</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Insult SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Islamic SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Kiss SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Life Sms</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Love SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Marriage SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Misc SMS Jokes</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Misleading SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Miss You SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Motivational Quotes SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Munna bhai SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Naughty SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">One Liner SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Pashto SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Poetry SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Politics SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Punjabi SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Relationship SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Riddle SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Romantic SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sad SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Santa Banta SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Shayari SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sardar SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Smile SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Sorry SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/advice-sms-quotes.html" target="_blank" title="advice sms messages">Spice Sms Quotes</a></span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Student SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Wife SMS</span></li> <li><span style="font-size: small;">Wise Sayings</span></li> </ul> </td><td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br /> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="38" style="width: 219px;"> <tbody> <tr bgcolor="#cc0000"> <td><span style="color: white; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: large;"><b>&nbsp; </b></span><b style="font-family: &quot;Trebuchet MS&quot;,sans-serif;"><span style="color: white; font-size: large;">Special Events</span></b></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0"> <tbody> <tr> <td><table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" height="442" style="width: 204px;"> <tbody> <tr> <td width="10%"><ul> <li>Best Friends Day Sms</li> <li>Christmas Sms</li> <li>Diwali Sms</li> <li>Durga Puja Sms</li> <li>Dussehra Sms</li> <li>Easter Sms</li> <li>Eid Mubarak Sms</li> <li>Father's Day Sms</li> <li>Holi SMS</li> <li>Independence Day SMS</li> <li>Mother's day SMS</li> <li>Navratri SMS</li> <li>New Year SMS</li> <li>NoboBorsho SMS</li> <li>Rakhi SMS</li> <li>Ramadan SMS</li> <li>Rose Day SMS</li> <li>Valentines Day SMS</li> <li>Vijaya Dashami Sms</li> </ul> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br /></td> <td width="76%"><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="40" style="color: white; width: 83px;"> <tbody> <tr bgcolor="#cc0000"> <td><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 16pt;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">Spice SMS </span></span></b></span><b><span style="font-family: Arial;"><span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><br /></span></span></b></span></span></span></td><td valign="top"><br /></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <table border="1" cellpadding="1" cellspacing="0" height="1618" style="width: 500px;"> <tbody> <tr valign="top"> <td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Sex is game</b></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is..</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Duty- if done with ur wife..</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Art- if done with ur love..</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Education- if done with a virgin..</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Tution- if done with ur teacher..</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Job- if done with your boss/secretary..</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Science- if done with a fertile lady..</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Business- if done with a prostitute..</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Social work - if done with ur neighbour</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Charity- if done with a widow</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand </span><br /> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Sex is game</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Love is a gamble,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Sex is a game,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Boyz do the thing</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Girls get the blame,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">1 night in pleasure</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">9 months of pain</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">1 day in hospital and</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">a junior needs a name </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>A non veg sms about Kiss</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Q: What is a kiss?</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">A: Very simple,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">its an enquiry at the top floor about</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">the vacancy in the ground floor. </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>A Funny Adult Sms</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Aids awareness slogan:</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Cover ur stump b4 u pump</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">dont b silly, protect ur jelly..</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">AIDS is no joke</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">wrap b4 u poke</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">dont be fool</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">condomize ur tool... ;-) </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>A funny adult sms</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">biology teacher</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">told all students to draw female reproductive organ.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">one girl felt shy and looked down.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">sardar boy shouted - mam she is copying. </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>A funny jokes about lady and destist</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Lady 2 dentist: Dant nikalwane se to</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">pregnent hona achha hai,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Dard to kam hota hai..</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Destist: abhi soch lo kya karwana hai,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">fir main chair usi hisab se set karu </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>A funny dirty adult sms</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Nurse : khan saheb,mubarak ho,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">aap ko judwa bete hue hain.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Khan : yeh to hona hi tha,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Oscar nominated films</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Oscar nomination 4 blue films r :</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">1 : uatr k panti so gayi aunti,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">2 : hasina k dudu me pasina,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">3 : pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">4 : ghar me shali to puri raat diwali </span></div> <div class="sms-box"> <div id="sms-heading"> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><b>Salesgirl and customer</b></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;">Salesgirl : sorry, u cant smoke here,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Customer : but i bought cigerates from here</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">but it doesnt mean u start fukin here.</span></div> <table bgcolor="#ffceff" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" id="AutoNumber34" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: left;"><tbody> <tr><td align="center" width="100%"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center" width="100%"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></td></tr> <tr><td align="center" width="100%"><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></td></tr> </tbody></table> <table bgcolor="#ffceff" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="59" id="AutoNumber34" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: left; width: 500px;"><tbody> <tr><td align="center" width="100%"><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial; font-size: large;">You are on page number: </span> <span style="font-size: large;"><b> <span style="color: #cc3300; font-family: Arial;"> &nbsp;1</span></b></span></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center" width="100%"><span style="font-size: large;"><b> <span style="color: maroon; font-family: Arial;"> &nbsp;More Spice SMS Jokes / Text Messages</span></b></span></td> </tr> <tr> <td align="center" width="100%"><span style="color: grey; font-family: Arial Black; font-size: large;"> 1</span><span style="color: navy; font-family: Arial Black; font-size: large;">&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms.html" target="_blank">2</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_23.html" target="_blank">3</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_8944.html" target="_blank">4</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_7350.html" target="_blank">5</a> </span></td></tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <div align="center"> <span style="font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><b><span style="color: white;">© neemesh-love</span></b></span></div> </div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="text-align: center;"> <div id="sms-heading"> <br /></div> </div> </div>Neemeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13715895179342269330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5441353744595030741.post-45836184653612369562011-12-22T09:02:00.001-08:002011-12-23T10:56:27.916-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div align="right" style="font-family: Georgia,&quot;Times New Roman&quot;,serif;"> <div align="left"> <span style="font-size: large;">Page No.-1</span></div> <div align="right"> <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <dl><div align="left"> <span style="font-size: large;">Golden lads and girls all must</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">As chimney-sweepers come to dust.</span><br /> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #0b5394;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>Cymbeline</i></span></span></dt> </div> </dl> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <div id="sms-heading" style="color: blue; margin-bottom: 10px;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Ay, but to die, and go we know not where;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">To lie in cold obstruction, and to rot; &nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">This sensible war motion to become &nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">A kneaded clod, and the dilated spirit &nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">To bathe in fiery floods, or to reside &nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">In thrilling region of thick-ribbèd ice; &nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">To be imprisoned in the viewless winds, &nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">And blown with restless violence round about &nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">The pendant world; or to be worse than worst &nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Of those that lawless and incertain thought &nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Imagine howling -- 'tis too horrible! &nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">The weariest and most loathèd worldly life &nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">That age, ache, penury, and imprisonment &nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Can lay on nature is a paradise &nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">To what we fear of death.</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <span style="color: red;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, </span><i style="color: red;">Measure for Measure</i> </span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <div align="left"> <span style="font-size: large;">I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.</span></div> <div align="right" style="color: #3d85c6;"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>Richard II</i></span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <div style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;">The fashion wears out more apparel than the man.</span></div> <div align="right"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>Much Ado About Nothing</i></span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod.</span><br /> <div align="right" style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>Henry V</i></span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <div style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Patience is pale cold cowardice in noble breasts.</span></div> <div align="right"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>Richard II</i></span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <dl><div align="left"> <span style="font-size: large;">Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,</span><br /> <dt> <span style="font-size: large;">Creeps in this petty pace from day to day</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">To the last syllable of recorded time,</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">And all our yesterdays have lighted fools</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">The way to dusty death.</span> </dt> </div> </dl> <div align="right" style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>Macbeth</i></span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <div style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Patience is sottish, and impatience does become a dog that's mad.</span></div> <div align="right"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>Antony and Cleopatra</i></span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Seest thou not what a deformed thief this fashion is?</span><br /> <div align="right" style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>Much Ado About Nothing</i></span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <div style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Oh, it is excellent to have a giant's strength, but it is tyrannous to use it like a giant.</span></div> <div align="right"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>Measure for Measure</i></span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <div align="left"> <span style="font-size: large;">There's small choice in rotten apples.</span></div> <div align="right" style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>The Taming of the Shrew</i></span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">The world must be peopled. When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.</span></span><br /> <div align="right"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>Much Ado About Nothing</i></span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <dl> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">Let me not to the marriage of true minds</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">Admit impediments. Love is not love</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">Which alters when it alteration finds,</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">Or bends with the remover to remove.</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">Oh, no, it is an ever-fixèd mark</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">That looks on tempests and is never shaken;</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">It is the star to every wandering bark</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">Whose worth's unknown, although its height be taken.</span> </dt> </dl> <div align="right" style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, sonnet cxvi</span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <dl style="color: blue;"> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">For what is wedlock forced but a hell,</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">An age of discord and continued strife?</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">Whereas the contrary bringeth forth bliss,</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">And is a pattern of celestial peace.</span> </dt> </dl> <div align="right"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>Henry VI</i></span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <div align="left"> <span style="font-size: large;">But, O, how bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's eyes!</span></div> <div align="right" style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>As You Like It</i></span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <dl style="color: blue;"><div align="left"> <span style="font-size: large;">Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">That struts and frets his hour upon the stage&nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">And then is heard no more: it is a tale&nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,</span><br /> <dt> <span style="font-size: large;">Signifying nothing.</span> </dt> </div> </dl> <span style="font-size: large;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>Macbeth</i></span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <dl><div align="left"> <span style="font-size: large;">Good things of day begin to droop and drowse;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">While night's black agents to their preys do rouse.</span><br /> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><span style="color: blue; font-size: large;"> </span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>Macbeth</i></span></span></dt> </div> </dl> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <dl><div align="left"> <div style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;">We are such stuff</span></div> <div style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;">As dreams are made on, and our little life</span></div> <dt style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Is rounded with a sleep.&nbsp;</span></dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; WILLIAM&nbsp;SHAKESPEARE, <i>The Tempest</i></span></dt> </div> </dl> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <dl><div align="left"> <span style="font-size: large;">For men have marble, women waxen, minds,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">And therefore are they form'd as marble will;</span><br /> <dt> <span style="font-size: large;">The weak oppress'd, the impression of strange kinds</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">Is form'd in them by force, by fraud, or skill:</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">Then call them not the authors of their ill,</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">No more than wax shall be accounted evil</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">Wherein is stamp'd the semblance of a devil.</span> </dt> </div> </dl> <div align="right" style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>The Rape of Lucrece</i></span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <dl style="color: blue;"> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">Gold? Yellow, glittering, precious gold?...</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">This yellow slave</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">Will knit and break religions, bless th’ accursed,</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">Make the hoar leprosy adored, place thieves,</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">And give them title, knee and approbation</span> </dt> <dt><span style="font-size: large;">With senators on the bench.</span> </dt> </dl> <div align="right"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>Timon of Athens</i></span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <dl><div align="left"> <span style="font-size: large;">Nought's had, all's spent,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">Where our desire is got without content.&nbsp;</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <span style="color: blue;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, </span><i style="color: blue;">Macbeth</i></span></div> </dl> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <dl style="color: blue;"><div align="left"> <span style="font-size: large;">My conscience hath a thousand several tongues,</span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;">And every tongue brings in a several tale,</span><br /> <dt> <span style="font-size: large;">And every tale condemns me for a villain.</span> </dt> </div> </dl> <div align="right"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>Richard III</i></span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <div align="left"> <span style="font-size: large;">One touch of nature makes the whole world kin.</span><br /> <div align="right" style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>Troilus and Cressida</i></span></div> </div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <div style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Conscience doth make cowards of us all.</span></div> <div align="right"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>Hamlet</i></span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Mercy but murders, pardoning those that kill.</span><br /> <div align="right" style="color: blue;"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>Romeo and Juliet</i></span></div> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <span style="font-size: large;">You take my life when you take the means whereby I live.</span><br /> <div align="right"> <span style="font-size: large;">WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, <i>The Merchant of Venice</i></span></div> <span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: #f9b7ff; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: large; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal;"><div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <div id="sms-heading" style="color: #ffdfc7; margin-bottom: 10px;"> <span style="color: red;"> 1&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/page-2.html" target="_blank">2</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_23.html" target="_blank">3</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_8944.html" target="_blank">4</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span style="color: grey;"><a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/advice-sms-quotes.html" target="_blank">5</a></span> </div> </div> </span></div> </div> </div> </div> </div>Neemeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13715895179342269330noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5441353744595030741.post-20012972342651347272011-12-22T08:54:00.000-08:002011-12-23T09:52:20.727-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Page No.-1</b></span><a name='more'></a><br /> <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="post-header"> </div> <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: 'Book Antiqua',Palatino,serif;"></span><br /> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 17px; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <span class="body">I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.</span> <br /> <span class="bodybold"> <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/maya-angelou.html">Maya Angelou</a> </span> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 17px; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <br /> <span class="body">There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.</span> <br /> <span class="bodybold"> <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/maya-angelou.html">Maya Angelou</a> </span> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 17px; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <span class="body">Words mean more than what is set down on paper. It takes the human voice to infuse them with deeper meaning.</span> <br /> <span class="bodybold"> <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/maya-angelou.html">Maya Angelou</a> </span> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 17px; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <span class="body">I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.</span> <br /> <span class="bodybold"> <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/maya-angelou.html">Maya Angelou</a> </span> <br /> <br /></div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 17px; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <span class="body">Nothing will work unless you do.</span> <br /> <span class="bodybold"> <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/maya-angelou.html%22">Maya Angelou</a> </span> <br /> <br /></div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 17px; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <span class="body">If we lose love and self respect for each other, this is how we finally die.</span> <br /> <span class="bodybold"> <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/maya-angelou.html%22">Maya Angelou</a> </span> </div> <div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 17px; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <span class="body">If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.</span> <br /> <span class="bodybold"> <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/maya-angelou.html">Maya Angelou</a> </span> <br /> <br /></div> <br /><div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: #f9b7ff; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 17px; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-family: 'Book Antiqua',Palatino,serif; font-size: x-small; letter-spacing: normal; line-height: normal;"><div class="sms-box" style="background-color: #ffdfc7; border: 1pt solid rgb(7, 41, 94); color: red; font-family: Georgia; font-size: 17px; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px; margin: 10px 5px; padding: 10px;"> <div id="sms-heading" style="color: #ffdfc7; font-size: 20px; margin-bottom: 10px;"> <span style="color: red; font-family: Arial Black;"> 1&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/advice-sms-quotes.html" target="_blank">2</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_23.html" target="_blank">3</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; <a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/adult-sms_8944.html" target="_blank">4</a>&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><span style="color: grey; font-family: Arial Black;"><a href="http://neemesh-love.blogspot.com/2011/12/advice-sms-quotes.html" target="_blank">5</a></span> </div> </div> </span></div> </div> </div> </div>Neemeshhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13715895179342269330noreply@blogger.com0