Selamber Kataks Ramblings

The Homeless Guy With a Golden Radio Voice

2011-01-06T11:05:00.000+08:00

Terkesima aku dengar suara mamat nih...sangat merdu and tak sangka suara dier sikit punya best..Siapa-siapa nak amik dia buat intro voice di alu-alukan.

Pertandingan Memancing Haram

2011-01-04T13:51:00.000+08:00

Umat Islam di negara ini digesa menghindari penyertaan pertandingan memancing atau joran yang berkonsepkan perjudian kerana ia adalah haram dan dosa besar, bekas mufti Perlis, Prof Madya Dr Mohd Asri Zainul Abidin.

Katanya, perkara itu semakin membimbangkan kerana kebanyakan pertandingan berkenaan yang begitu meluas dijalankan di negara ini, hari ini adalah berasaskan 'judi' atau qimar.

"Masyarakat pula tidak mengambil serius tentang pembabitan unsur atau asas perjudian dalam kebanyakan pertandingan joran yang diadakan. Dalam Islam judi atau qimar adalah haram dan tersenarai dalam dosa-dosa besar.

"Qimar atau judi bermaksud 'setiap pertandingan yang mensyaratkan pemenang mengambil sesuatu dari yang kalah'. Dalam qimar atau judi ada pihak yang rugi dan yang untung atas pertaruhan tersebut. Hal ini berlaku dalam kebanyakan pertandingan joran dalam negara ini,” katanya dalam satu kenyataan media hari ini.

Menurut Dr Asri, pertandingan joran yang berasaskan prinsip perjudian itu membabitkan pelbagai pihak; kerajaan negeri, kerajaan tempatan, majlis perbandaran, parti-parti politik, sekolah, syarikat perniagaan, persatuan dan lain-lain.

Katanya, wang pertaruhan yang dinamakan 'yuran penyertaan' yang diambil itu dijadikan hadiah untuk yang menang, atau keuntungan kepada pengajur atas kekalahan peserta.

“Pembayaran wang penyertaan kebanyakannya bukan untuk kemudahan yang dinikmati oleh peserta, sebaliknya sebagai wang pertaruhan. Ini terbukti setiap peserta dikehendaki membayar berdasarkan mata pancing yang digunakan.

Wang yang terkumpul itu juga dijadikan hadiah, atau keuntungan penganjur jika peserta gagal. Unsur pertaruhan itu jelas. Biasanya, lebih besar pertaruhan, lebih lumayan hadiah,” katanya.

Dr Asri berkata sebenarnya, yuran penyertaan itu jika sekadar pembayaran peserta menggunakan kemudahan yang disediakan seperti makan minum, duit kenderaan dan seumpamanya, maka ia bukan judi dan pertaruhan.

“Namun, apabila ia menjadi wang terkumpul untuk hadiah pemenang, maka itu adalah satu perjudian. Konsep ini hampir sama dengan apa yang digunakan oleh syarikat-syarikat loteri yang pernah menamakan diri mereka 'loteri kebajikan',” katanya.

Sumber: MalaysiaKini

Harimau Malaya Menutup Tirai 2010 Dengan Penuh Bergaya

2010-12-31T16:44:00.000+08:00

Gambar diatas ini sudah cukup menggambarkan kegembiraan aku atas kejayaan pasukan Harimau Malaya menewaskan 'TIMNAS' atau Team Garuda dari Indonesia. Dalam Tirai 2010 yang bakal berlabuh tidak beberapa jam sahaja lagi, tentunya rakyat Malaysia akan mengimbas kembali kejayaan-kejayaan yang diraih oleh pasukan kebangsaan dalam tahun ini. Tahun ini nyata manis buat pasukan bimbingan K. Rajagobal khususnya dan Malaysia umumnya, berbekalkan kejuaraan peringkat sukan SEA, pasukan muda berani ini sekali kembali meratah apa jua yang lalu dihadapan mereka. Nyata sekali dalam konteks berbeza, kita seharusnya melihat kembali juga kepada semangat juang yang di persembahkan oleh peminat-peminat sukan bolasepak kebangsaan..alasan-alasan seperti "Alah..pergi sokong pon bukan boleh menang.." atau "buang duit aku jer pergi stadium tuh" pastinya akan kurang kedengaran selepas ini. Ini dibuktikan dengan pengalaman aku sendiri ke stadium Nasional Bukit Jalil bagi perlawanan separuh akhir pertama menentang Vietnam dan Final pertama menentang Indonesia.

Bukit Jalil seakan 'San Siro' di Final

Walaupun pada separuh akhir pertama itu diadakan pada hari bekerja, rakyat Malaysia tidak melepaskan peluang untuk datang menyokong walaupun jalan-jalan utama sesak, LRT penuh. Aku sendiri datang terus dari pejabat tanpa menukar pakaian haha. Aku dapat merasakan keyakinan rakyat Malaysia terhadap pasukan kita, dan itu sangat penting bagi perkembangan bolasepak kita. Kenapa? kerana aku dapat merasakan semangat pemain-pemain kita berkobar-kobar atas aura-aura kemenangan yang disalurkan dari sorakan, gendangan, nyanyian penyokong-penyokong yang dahagakan kemenangan. Harapan aku satu sahaja, supaya pasukan Harimau Malaya kita tidak terkena 'penyakit-penyakit' biasa yang dilalui semua atlet-atlet yang pernah melalui kejayaan seperti ini. Teruskan usaha memperbaiki permainan kita, fizik kita, hantar lagi pasukan-pasukan muda kita bersaing di persada luar negara yang NYATA memberikan hasil yang jauh lebih baik. Kepada penyokong-penyokong kita pula, teruskanlah semangat itu tidak kiralah pasukan kita menang atau kalah kerana mereka memerlukan sokongan kita. Ubahlah pemikiran dan perangai seakan 'sakai' bagi mereka-mereka yang membaling mercun, tak menghormati lagu kebangsaan pasukan lawan dan suka bertindak liar itu. Kita rakyat Malaysia, negara yang maju dan bertamadun, Islam sendiri tak menggalakkan kita membiarkan nafsu menguasai akal, maka marilah kita menjadi penyokong yang bijak dan berdisiplin.

Aku dan Alan adik iparku

Akhir kata, tahniah buat pasukan Malaysia sekali lagi atas kemenangan itu dan teruskanlah menaikkan nama Malaysia di persada bolasepak serantau, Asia, dan tidak mustahil dunia. Kepada Safee Sali, tahniah kerana berjaya memenangi kasut emas dan 'membayangi' pemain lagenda kita Allahyarham Mokhtar Dahari 'Super Mokh'. Tak sangka pulak Safee Sali ni 'junior' aku di sekolah dulu (menurut kata kawan-kawan la), selepas Azman Adnan muncul pulak hero baru Safee Sali membanggakan sekolah aku..Anyway..akhir kata Selamat Tahun Baru kepada semua..bagi yang pergi menyambut tu..akal ada Allah bagi gunakanlah yer..sekian! Bye Bye 2010!!

Movie Review: Hantu Kak Limah Balik Rumah - Terbaik dari ladang!

2010-12-22T15:25:00.016+08:00

"Cer Cheghiter..cer Cheghiter..cer Cheghiter..."

Kahkahkah...terngiang-ngiang di kelapa eh kepala aku ayat tu sejak aku menonton filem terbaru Sutradara Mamat Khalid di pawagam baru-baru nie...

Poster Rasmi 'HKLBR'

aku skeptikal skit bab nak menonton filem-filem Malaysia nie...tapi memang tak tolak kalau menonton filem-filem komedi tak bodoh especially daripada Mamat Khalid or Afdlin Shauki...aku memang respect 2 orang director nih..sebab apa aku kata tak bodoh? sebab cerita nie penuh maksud-maksud yang tersirat didalamnya..so gelak-gelak jugak tapi pikior-pikiorla kan jugak mesejnya...berkisarkan kisah komedi seram 'Seghoyor= seriau' di lokasi sama seperti filem sebelumnya Zombie Kampung Pisang di Kg. Pisang, Kuala Kangsar, Perak (Yes, tempat nie wujud yer) kali ini Kg. Pisang dilanda perkara2 pelik lagi...benarkah Kak Limah dah mati dan mayatnya pulang kerumah?..Ate? ape ke tunggu lagi tu yeop?rajin-rajinkanlah ~~punggung~~ diri anda ke panggung dan menonton...lebih afdhal ...sorry aku cakap 'broken' Kuala Kangsar slang...

Pawang Siam menyeru Kak Limah..

almaklumla dah lamer tak balik kampung ayahku yang kebetulan di Kuala Kangsar jugak...selang beberapa kampung ajer dari Kg. Pisang nie..

Aku suka betul lagu Rahim Maarof - Cinta Kristal yang Awie nyanyi kat 'Cik Nin' tuh...berlegar-legar jer dalam kepala aku 3-4 hari nih huhuhu..ada orang kata lagu tu lagu ~~Berhantu~~ seram..wAllahualam ler..kene kaji lirik dier dulu ler baru tau..Nah liriknya..tapi yang aku tahu memang berhantu ler sebab sedap dalam erti kata lain..

Cinta Kristal - Rahim Maarof

Sinar matamu bagai api menyambar
Haruskah engkau dan aku sama
Bara restu cintamu aku terpandang
Oleh pancaran demi cinta kristal

Kini aku terlontar ke dasar cintamu suci
Kini aku mengenal akan kepastian
Agungnya cintamu
Hangat membakar panas membara

Mentari cintaku ini jangan dipadamkan
Jika terpadam fanalah harapan

Kasih tunjukkan aku murni cintamu kasih
Biar aku ilhamkan akan kesucian
Kasih dan cintamu
Terus memancar terus membara

Jangan padamkan mentari cinta
Jangan padamkan demi cinta kristal
Bawa ku pulang ( 3X )

Sorry la kalau siapa-siapa yang tak suka tu yer...aku nie walaupun muda lagi..tapi lagu-lagu lama nie suker bebenor..kalau mood ok...leh ajer aku berkaraoke sumer lagu-lagu lama 80-90-an kat 95.3 FM dalam kete balik ke rumah dari office..so akhir kata...Majulah Perfileman Melayu untuk Negara! (eh betul ke? lantok lerr kemee)

Malaysia Vs Indonesia: Final Leg 1 AFF Suzuki Cup

2010-12-21T19:24:00.004+08:00

"Permainan apa? Bolasepak! Permainan apa? Bolasepak! Permainan apa? Bolasepak! Permainan apaaaaaa!!? Bolasepak!!!! Ole ole ole oleeee..." Ole Ole The World - Kita Juara '93 - (1993)."

Ayuuhhhh!!! warga Malaysia...kita ramai-rami gegarkan stadium Bukit Jalil AHAD ini...beli tiket awal!! Tiket mula dijual Khamis ini 23 Dec...jangan beli last minute!!...nanti penyokong negara jiran sapu semua putih mata nanti..Pasukan bolasepak kita memerlukan sokongan ANDA!!

26 Dec (Ahad/Sunday) Malaysia vs Indonesia (2000hrs/8pm)

Stadium Bukit Jalil, Kuala Lumpur

Tahniah Malaysia! Malaysia 2-0 Vietnam

2010-12-21T19:17:00.004+08:00

Malaysia vs Vietnam - AFF Cup 2010

Wooppsss..aku tau..aku tau...post nie ader skit 'lemb' skit...sorry ler sebab terlalu sibuk sangat minggu nie..aper-aper pun tahniah sekali lagi kepada skuad bimbingan Rajagopal kerana berjaya membawa nama Malaysia ke final Piala Suzuki buat kali pertama dalam sejarah 14 tahun kejohanan ini dilancarkan. Aku kalau bab Malaysia main PASTI akan turun kepadang sekiranya masa mengizinkan. Kali ini aku bersama sahabat-sahabat karib aku Megat & Khalid serta geng futsal Taman Ehsan turun ke Bukit Jalil untuk memberi sokongan padu buat skuad 'Harimau Malaya'.

Tu signage '2-0' tu bukan 'Call Me' kehkehkeh

Aku memang dah tak sempat nak balik rumah dulu dah untuk bertukar pakaian..maka aku pon mengheretlah beg laptop aku yang bagak tu berserta pakaian kerja aku ke Stadium (Semangat punya pasal). Aku berjanji nak berjumpa Megat & geng futsal di Stadium terus disebabkan kesuntukkan masa. So, aku pon carpool bersama Khalid ke stadium menggunakan jalan MEX...sekali jam teruk daaa..patah balik kitorang melalui jalan susur naik melawan arus..huhuhu...terus kitorang menuju ke stesen LRT terdekat iaitu di Cheras. Rupanya2 lebih selesa menaiki tren..(tapi mungkin disebabkan kitorang dan 20-30 lambat) maka tren pon tak sesak..menakjubkan, kitorang yang sampai dulu dari mereka2 yang bergerak jauh lebih awal huhuhuhu..

Kosong sedikit di bahagian Vietnam

Anyway...aku sempat tengok separuh masa kedua ajer..ok la...sebab aku dengar separuh masa pertama pon macam tak best jer..separuh masa kedua Malaysia bermula agak slow tetapi 'engine' diorang mula panas dengan percubaan2 depan pintu gol. Percubaan demi percubaan menampakkan semangat dan keyakinan pasukan Malaysia semakin naik..dan akhirnya membuahkan kemenangan dengan dua gol tanpa balas wuhuuu!!!...Tahniah Malaysia..!! On the way balik menaiki tren terdengar la suara2 kegembiraan penyokong2 Malaysia dan juga Vietnam...Boleh aja penyokong2 Malaysia dan Vietnam bergurau2...nak dapat macam nie kat tempat lain? jangan harap la..It shows how good Malaysians are..It shows the result of over 50 years of independence and living harmoniously together as one....

Cerita banyak takde...kita jumpa di Final nanti...bertemu rakan seteru Indonesia tak mudah..dan mudah-mudahan penyokong2 kita dapat mengawal perasaan dan tak bertindak liar...That goes for the Indonesian fans also..Cheers!

Mari kita gegar stadium Bukit Jalil Esok Malam!!

2010-12-14T17:43:00.002+08:00

"Permainan apa? Bolasepak! Permainan apa? Bolasepak! Permainan apa? Bolasepak! Permainan apaaaaaa!!? Bolasepak!!!! Ole ole ole oleeee..." Ole Ole The World - Kita Juara '93 - (1993).

Esok malam bertemulah pasukan Malaysia menentang Vietnam di Separuh Akhir pertama Piala Suzuki...Ayuuhhh!! rakyat Malaysia...kita turun sokong pasukan kebangsaan kita...biar buruk mana sekalipun permainannya, apabila tiba soal maruah negara kita mesti pertahankan dan beri semangat!!!

15 Dec (Rabu) Malaysia vs Vietnam (2000hrs/8pm)

Stadium Bukit Jalil

Nasi A.Y.A.M & Narnia

2010-12-11T02:12:00.003+08:00

"Ayam..bermacam ayam.." Macam lagu Jalil Hamid..macam tu la nak aku ibaratkan 'mengidam' isteri kesayangan aku nih...dah 2 minggu asyik nak Nasi Ayam ajer..tahun baru hijrah haritu nak nasik ayam kat pasar Taman Ehsan tu..sekali orang tu tak meniaga pulak..nak tak nak pergi lah kami ke JJ Kepong tu carik nasi ayam.."Sorry encik..Nasi habis.." kata bangla tu...aku pandang ke wajah isteriku yang nampak agak hampa.."takper..ayam pon boleh..nak 'thigh' yer" kata isteriku sambil tersenyum memandangku..aku tersengih...begitulah isteriku yang kini mengidam Nasi Ayam..esok pulak nak ke Kepong Village...dah terliur Ayam goreng A&W pulakk...

Semalam (Khamis) aku berpeluang menonton secara percuma adaptasi terbaru dalam siri Narnia iaitu The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader. Siri terakhir tak silap aku..kerana aku ada terbaca yang selepas ni adalah buku yang ke-empat daripada 7..so dalam buku nie takde lagi adik beradik Pevensies tu..cuma cousin nya Eustace yang menyambung pengembaraan..Secara kolektifnya (chewaah) aku terhibur jugak la..kali nie tumpuan lebih kepada 'sedare' diorang nih..tak menghampakan cuma aku nak syorkan kepada ibu-bapa supaya berhati2 ketika membawa anak2 anda menonton kerana secara terus terang siri Narnia nie bertabirkan Christianity dan diakui penulis buku ni sebelum dia mati..Aslan the lion adalah gambaran Nabi Isa kerana Nabi Isa dikenali sebagai 'Jesus The Lion of Juddah'..so hati2 supaya anak2 kita tak terpengaruh mindanya yang masih putih bersih itu...

2018 and 2022 FIFA World Cup Host is...

2010-12-02T22:16:00.012+08:00

Will England make it this time to be next host? We will know in an hour time. All eyes on Zurich now...FIFA are preparing the results..Spaniards are trying to snatch it from England...or would it be Russia or joint-host Belgium and The Netherlands?

My vote is for England!!!

LIVE from Zurich at 16:00 CET (approx)

IT'S RUSSIA!!!! for 2018

IT'S QATAR!!!! for 2022

Congratulations to both countries and in them we hope for the best hosting of the most prestigious cup in the world..The FIFA World Cup!!

Revived!!!

2010-11-30T14:18:00.003+08:00

Woaaaaaa...It's been a whiiiiiiillleee...Clean up timee...It's been 6 years, 3 months, and 15 days since i've jumped into blogging wagon..After giving it a long thought..i've decided to continue blogging seriously this time..(hopefully ;-P)

IP Man the movie to watch

2009-01-06T23:48:00.005+08:00

Wow...i just saw IP Man (yeah i know it's a little late)..and man i tell you i was amazed..for me...to get to know Bruce Lee is by looking back at it's root...might be me..but aku memang suka cerita ala2 lama2 nie..especially jenis2 autobiography yg depict the actual story not just a mock up and over-fancied kung-fu movies yang bersepah2 masa kini..For those yang belum tgk..digalakkan tengok..especially for kung-fu lovers..you'll definitely enjoy this one..

Hype! It's all Hype!!

2009-01-05T19:31:00.004+08:00

Walawehhhh!!!...would you look at that...genap 2 tahun MIA dalam blogosphere nih..pejam celik dah 5 tahun aku berkecimpung dalam bidang neh...kelakar plak baca post2 aku yang lama dulu..zaman2 budak hingusan..skarang nak kata dewasa sangat pon tak la jugak..it's a process..been there...done that..

Hype! it's all Hype! as most might say..aku terpanggil semula berceloteh tentang apa saja yang berlaku dalam hidup aku..walaupun hidup aku tak la serancak muda-mudi sekarang...Monday-Friday 8-5 pergi balik keje..occasionally 2-3 times a week layan gym..once a week pi swimming..oleh kerana kedudukan rumah aku yang jauh dari rakan2 karib aku..maka kebiasaannya aku melepak di hujung2 minggu saja..

Sejak dua menjak nie..aku rasa bosan sangat..rasa kosong..rasa letih..tak bersemangat..cuti 4 hari from new year and 5 hari on Christmas pon tak memberi kesan..probably sebab aku menghabiskan masa kat rumah saja...Kini aku berazam...I need to start LIVING!..

The Day I Get Older...(3rd Dec)

2006-12-06T09:46:00.000+08:00

Alhamdulillah...Thank god today that i was given another chance to breath and to embrace life again..to be able to watch my sisters grow and to watch the smiles and laughters of my parents when we get together...i felt so warm inside..i felt so grateful to ALLAH S.W.T...thank you for giving me another opportunity to live..the opportunity to be your humble servant in this magnificent creation of yours...called EARTH...

Wow..next year i'm going to be a quarter century old...I was very grateful for 2006 for giving me a lot of opportunity that changes my life..although a few things hasn't change for me for this year..but i'm grateful for the job that i've now..for the car that i've owned now..for the friends that i have made..all of it have made me into a better man than i used to be and i'm thankful for that...I want to thank you all that has been contributing to the bits and parcels of my life..

I was in Kuching, Sarawak last week on a business trip, although my trip was short but at last i was the given the chance to step-off my feet from penisular malaysia...hahaha..i know it sounds lame but..well..to be honest i've never step out of malaysia nor penisular Malaysia...sad right..hehe...but last week was the opportunity that i've been waiting for the last few years..since i've been working, i always dream on going on tour to see other places..learn about other cultures..i've also made plans with some friends to go to Japan next year...hopefully it'll materialise...and next month probably i'll be going to sabah on vacation with my officemates...and last but not lease i want to go MAKKAH...i want to bring my parents there...

I'm so happy this year for a few of my friends whom are getting married and engaged..Congratulations...Last week i attended 2 out of 3 weddings and hopefully another one this weekend.. last week was my boss's wedding in seremban and on the same day in Melaka was my housemate's back in University days wedding. This week, i'll be attending bro' Sabre and Kak Zura's wedding since last week i wasn't able to attend it due to time constraint. Congratulations for all of them and also to Suraiza, Mardiana, Shafiza, Hezry whose getting engaged in the next few months...Don't worry guys, i'll clear up my schedule for next year to attend your weddings..hehehe..As for me..just wait laaa..wait till i find a girlfriend lor.. hehehe...I know that most of you will say that i'm choosy...but i'm not guys..My requirements are simple..i want a partner that can be my wife and also my best friend..and can grow into my family...especially my beloved mom.. :-)

We'll enough for today (or for the last few months...i know i haven't been writing for a very long time)..Ini pun pasal bos aku takde...on honeymoon..hahaha...till next time..and for Man U fans...dun forget tomorrow morning win or walk-out game againts benfica...Go go Man U!!

For Fame or Fortune?

2006-08-13T20:33:00.000+08:00

Alhamdulillah...at last i can find some time in my 'busy' schedule to blog...The reason that i'm blogging today pon because...i sensed that recently makin ramai plak kawan2 aku yang masuk tv...aku rasa la di zaman skarang yang susah cari kerja nie..what still sells is the ENTERTAINMENT business...Just as i was having my lunch today in front of the tv watching MELODI...i saw this one familiar face doing this karam sing walia thing reporting on some celebrity activities in Indonesia...."Eh?..macam pernah ku lihat minah nie..laaa....si *** rupanya...bila masa plak jadi reporter Melodi nih.."...just not 3 weeks ago i saw another friend of mine in fact a class mate of mine way back in Secondary school acting in the Sunsilk shampoo advert..and yet another schoolmate of mine acting in the bank rakyat advert...which one?..i'll give you a hint...the one that keep on changing his clothes...hehehe...and finally my Uni + course mate of mine...her pictures doing this yoga postures in a advert for a local magazine. Off all of them, only the shirt-shifter has a degree related to his act...I giggled everytime i saw them on tv but yet proud...At least ada gak kawan popular...hehehe

90% True about ME

2006-08-03T11:09:00.000+08:00

This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person
possible... Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous.
Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be
with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and
soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends
to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and
humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on
his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends.
Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable.
Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to
dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover
when hurt. Sensitive.

Something for us to ponder...

2006-05-11T08:41:00.000+08:00

Madah Dari Hukama:
BANYAK DIAM TIDAK SEMESTINYA BODOH,
BANYAK CAKAP TIDAK SEMESTINYA CERDIK,
KERANA KECERDIKAN ITU BUAH FIKIRAN,
ORANG CERDIK YANG PENDIAM LEBIH BAIK DARI ORANG BODOH
YANG BANYAK CAKAP.

MENASIHATI ORANG YANG BERSALAH , TIDAK SALAH. YANG SALAH
MEMIKIRKAN KESALAHAN ORANG..

KALAU ORANG MENGHINA KITA, BUKAN KITA TERHINA, YANG
SEBENARNYA ORANG ITU MENGHINA DIRINYA SENDIRI.

Simply Sensational...

2006-04-10T08:10:00.000+08:00

Genius! Rooney!
Enough said...after watching yesterday's game..I personally don't care if we lift the championship crown or not...but one thing for sure is I surely believe we will at least bite chelsea's ass in the next few games...That is all i want to see..though it might appear foolish as the crown matters most. I want it...i do..i belive chelsea will slip..especially on the next game against bolton. It's a tough game for them and hopefully it will be a landslide win for us against woeful Sunderland at HOME next weekend.

F**K! i was damn busy these past few weeks...Dah la last week kene screw kaw2 ngan bos...it was an unlucky day for me and hasril...we were both not in yet when the failure happens...and yg siolnya...it happened to our MD...shit!. Hasril dah kene warning...his working time is no longer 8.30...but 8!...and for obvious reasons..aku pon kene datang awal tak pasal2..padahal aku selalu cepat...04/04/06...mmg hari suey!..Fourth Day of the Fourth Month...shiiiisshhh...

Short Skirt With Long Jacket...

2006-03-18T15:51:00.000+08:00

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what’s best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a girl with the right allocation
Who’s fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s playing with her jewelry, she’s putting up her hair
She’s touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket

I want a girl who gets up early
I want a girl who stays up late
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity
Who uses a machetti to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass
She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack
She’s touring the facility and picking up slack
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a long, long jacket

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation
I want a girl with good dividends
At citi bank we will meet accidentally
We’ll start to talk when she borrows my pen
She wants a car with a cup holder arm rest
She wants a car that will get her there
She’s changing her name from kiddy to karen
She’s trading her mg for a white chrysler le barron
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
Jacket

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

One Down...One More To Go..

2006-03-01T15:45:00.000+08:00

Look mom...I can fly!!!

For you Smudger!!

Both pictures are copyright of their repective owner - Soccernet.com

About Me That Even I Don't know ;-)

2006-02-20T15:26:00.000+08:00

Your date of conception was on or about 12 March 1982 which was a Friday.

You were born on a Friday
under the astrological sign Sagittarius.
Your Life path number is 8.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2445306.5.
The golden number for 1982 is 7.
The epact number for 1982 is 5.
The year 1982 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/25/1982 and ending 2/12/1983.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Dog.

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 11 April 1982.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 24 February 1982.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 30 May 1982.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 6 June 1982.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Saturday, 18 September 1982.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Thursday, 8 April 1982.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 23 February 1982.

As of 2/20/2006 2:21:48 AM EST
You are 23 years old.
You are 278 months old.
You are 1,212 weeks old.
You are 8,480 days old.
You are 203,522 hours old.
You are 12,211,341 minutes old.
You are 732,680,508 seconds old.

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 3.31898238747554 years old. (Life's just a big chewy bone for you!)

There are 286 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 24 candles.

Those 24 candles produce 24 BTUs,
or 6,048 calories of heat (that's only 6.0480 food Calories!) .
You can boil 2.74 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1982 there were approximately 3.6 million births in the US.
In 1982 the US population was approximately 226,545,805 people, 64.0 persons per square mile.
In 1982 in the US there were 2,495,000 marriages (10.8%) and 1,180,000 divorces (5.1%)
In 1982 in the US there were approximately 1,990,000 deaths (8.8 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

Your birthstone is Blue Zircon
The Mystical properties of Blue Zircon

Zircon helps one be more at peace with oneself.

Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Blue Topaz, Ruby, Lapis Lazuli

Your birth tree is

Hornbeam, the good taste

Of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, tends to egoism, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads reasonable, disciplined life, looks for kindness, an emotional partner and acknowledgment, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with her feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

There are 308 days till Christmas 2006!
There are 321 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waning gibbous.

Copyright © 2006 Paul R. Sadowski (http://www.paulsadowski.com)

BZ..Bz...and bz

2006-02-14T18:19:00.000+08:00

At last..i was able to salvage some time to blog this time...with the new progress deadline i was struggling to find pace to match the changes. Hmm..let me see..OK..let's talk about football first...At last.."the migthy" beast has fallen yet again..Chelsea has losen it's grip on the title and we are there to grab it from them..it's humiliating to see your team loses that much (3-0) especially to a middle tabled team. we know it as we've also beaten by them..it's funny how things work in football..but as always i believe in a principle of 'bola itu bulat' it can go anywhere..or 'shit happens'..or 'life is like a wheel'...with an arrogant manager..Chelsea should be carefull of not losing again..

Langkawi!!! ahah..it was FUN! although i do think that it was a bit short but overall it was happening!! we had joy..we had fun..just enjoy the pictures ok! :-)

Pantai Beras Basah

Island Hopping

Cable Car ride to watch sunset

Bravo Manchester United! n Well Done Afdlin

2006-01-27T09:59:00.000+08:00

I'm overjoyed by the recent wins but instilled with fears and doubts as game after game we saw how our midfield can be easily penetrated. Another concern is how we will win our future games with only relying solely on our forwards and flanks which limited our style of attacking. Pity Rooney that he has to go all the way down to fetch the ball and bring it all the way to Van Nistelrooy or Saha. What happens if rooney were injured? with Giggs also cast with hamstring injury, pressure will be slamed on our inexperienced (Not enough) young lads kieran richardson and darren fletcher. Hopefully before the end of this January transfer window we can get a new and experienced player for our midfield position, with transfer talks on ballack seems to be re-ignited, i'm very sure that we can bolster our midfield till the end of the season. For Liverpool game, it was a sweet win and for both our cup games,it's time to show that we are still the best team in europe.

Ok, football comments done. Let's get into our local entertaintment scene. Have you guys watched the latest Masterpiece by our 'chief Kodok' Sutradara Afdlin Shauki called 'BULI BALIK' ? If you haven't or have this mentality of ' Ahh...malas lah nak tgk citer Melayu' i suggest you shove it somewhere else because this guy right here are here to prove that there still spark in our local malay film productions. Last wednesday morning i have the chance to watch it with some other fans in a Blog Community Preview of Buli Balik, we got to saw the movie one day earlier and the best part is, afdlin shauki and Patrick Teoh who played 'Tan Sri MichealSoft'. Overall, i think the movie is the best so far produced by him and i can say that it's better than the prequel 'Buli'. This time it's more touching and with a few injections of comedy in it, it has become a very well balanced movie. I very much swear that i will watch it again because i believe the movie deserve all the support that it will need to prove and motivate our local movie producers to come out with more 'Quality' movie and not just selling 'movie stars'.

Me, Afdlin, and Hezry (with Rasydan,Sabre,Fir not in the picture)

Another best thing happens to me yesterday(Thursday), it was lunchtime and as usual i went to Kak Ida's place for lunch, I have a good relation with the owner of the shop whom is the brother of Nasha Aziz. So guess what?..I've got a free poster and cap complete with autographs. I was talking to him about the movie i saw yesterday and he asked me wheter i received any free gifts, and i say no because it was not a promotional preview. So he called Nasha and for what reason i didn't know and suddenly he passed to me his handphone and i got to talk to Nasha Aziz for 10 Freaking Minutes! Wallawehh! She was a very sweet person, very nice and friendly, she talks exactly the same way in the movie or any interviews which means that she's totally being HER and not putting any other face for publicity. So guys...Rush to your nearest cinema and watch 'BULI BALIK' trust me, it's worth your MONEY. :-)

Man U 5 - 0 Burton Albion - Expect the Unexpected

2006-01-21T13:45:00.000+08:00

Kids rules!! Far than what i've expected..i really amazed on how these youngsters proved how good they are when chances to shine are given to them...Sir Alex made a really risky choice to play 2nd string team on that day, but for me, it shows that sir alex believe in all of them better than the 1st string players other than the reason that they will face a greater opponent tomorrow (Sunday) Liverpool.

Much respect for a non-leaguers as Burton to carry on this far and they deserve a standing ovation for that dream they carried. They play football of such quality and respect for the game and it's very hard to see that in the EPL.

I believe that we can produce something this weekend and i really want to see the face of my boss when we beat his favourite team tomorrow...hehehe..

Next Up: Manchester United vs Liverpool - 11:55PM Malaysian Time ESPN Channel 81(ASTRO)

Gloomy days..

2006-01-18T19:27:00.000+08:00

It has been a gloomy days for me and united...I was hit by so many different kind of pressures until i start losing hopes...personally and in United...I really hope that United can bounce back and get back in the game..there's not much in the league for us..only carling cup and FA Cup..IF we made it...i'm starting to worry on our chances of maintaining our position in league as we CANNOT afford losing automatic qualification for next season's Champions League. Last Derby Match was a TOTAL DISASTER..although i missed it but WTF? even in the training ground players starts to point fingers at each other..Were suppose to work together in total respect for each other...am i right?.

I'm in a dilemma..as time goes by..i'm starting to lose hope..Is it the end or is it a new beginning without me realizing it? Some say go..some say stay..and some say do whatever your heart tells you...

Next Up: Manchester United vs. Burton Albion - English FA CUP

Cup Game Round Up - Draw all the way...

2006-01-14T10:47:00.000+08:00

- Where are the results that i want?!! -

I can't believe that twice i've woke up in the middle of the morning just to watch my favourite team draw blank on FA CUP and draw 1-1 on Carling Cup. I've seen these patterns a couple of times these past few years..They can't play at NIGHT or what? seems that they fail to achieve results when playing beyond the normal hours. I remembered watching Giggs send horrible cross and claiming that the stadium lights are bugging him...hmmm...I really have to applaude both opposition teams as they really work hard to give United a hard time..well, it's already a long way to turn back now is it?...might as well push it to your limits...unfortunately that's not the way united player think on both games..Come ON UNITED!! Show that were still the best team in Europe!! My love for you guys will never fade...no what the results are..I still STRONGLY believe we can still be the best...RED DEVIL roxx!! Up Next...Manchester Derby...this is a must see match...I must see Evra and Vidic play...