SEO underWorld - Rape up google

This post is a test

under world — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 12:49:33 +0000

Please ingore this post, its a test!

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Tom Green is a legend

under world — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 17:50:34 +0000

I think we all know it, but I had never seen these. Man I want to go to america. Tom Green .Com FTW.

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Free Links

under world — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:43:49 +0000

*this is an old article I wrote months ago but just forgot about, only remembered because I brought a pair of adidas shoes and by chance happened across this one:

http://www.adidasfreegift.com/?valid=0&err=%3Ca%20href=%22http://www.seounderworld.com%22%3ESEO%20Tricks%3C%2Fp%3E - (adidas loves seo)

Because this is an old post and my memory is short term I can’t guarantee how many still work? but most seem too on testing

Free Links – This is a stupid phrase, but yeah there are free” links out there to be had, after all the best things in life are after all free? Years ago I maintained a list of nice freely available links but over the years they have become poisoned by mass spam tools and noobs wrecking the natural harvestable fruit. The following is not for those people, or is it?
I am dismantling my SEO dashboard so I thought I would give away bits of it – The following is a nice list of websites where if you use your url in the address (usually in a GET request) it will give you effectively a free link from that domain. From there you just need to work out how to get this free link page indexed.

Just make sure you do it amongst a big old amount of chaff, because otherwise its 100% transparent what you’re doing. Anyway theres 1* some freebies, add me to your RSS already. Also I would suspect that goog isn’t stupid too these – but I wouldn’t be suprised if they do somin – maybe they don’t – still exist though. NOTE: you could** just copy this whole list and write a blog post ripping off this one I just posted, that would get them indexed and to be honest I’m cool with that – but if you do stick a link to me at the bottom with somin useful plz k thx.

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Ventrilo Codec List

under world — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 09:41:06 +0000

Yeah so I haven’t been doing nearly enough work on any level, but I have been playing a fair bit of RTS games/FPS. I will get back to work and post some stuff I have had in drafts for ages soon, but because its not simply anywhere else easy to find here is the full ventrilo codec list with codes to use to make ventrilo anything but GSM 1.6kb.

If you didn’t know ventrilo is a very good voice over ip client/ primarily used in games. You can download the server easy as fck, really the codec is all u need to choose – if you pick a codec of this ventrilo codec list you can change it in the config. Stick with 3 + 32 if you do – speex is the shit for the bandwidth.

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Twitter list –1000 twitter accounts csv

under world — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 10:04:55 +0000

Now kids stay in school! Stay in school and use their ip’s for treachery (pirate words rock) I wanted to get through using this list before giving it too you but I got bored and started writing this post. If you haven’t learnt to scrape the interwebz yet, go get PHP xampp on your machine and get learning. It can do great things like get a list of 1000 twitter accounts, in what took me less than a few minutes.

Here is the .csv file of 1000 twitter accounts which you can use for whatever superfluous internet promotion you want to do, you might want the help of a ninja or two or perhaps to Google Marco Folio and Mass Twittering. Just do it with a bit of reserve so you don’t piss in all of our Jacuzzis.

1000 Twitter account list csv

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9 Epic SEO Scripts

under world — Sun, 28 Dec 2008 16:58:20 +0000

Theres a lot of script kiddy chaff out there, so I thought I would group the good stuff together a bit. Here are the nine most memorable seo scripts I have within my short-long term memory, they are all php based and are all written by people whose blogs you should be reading. I personally have used them all at times, often re-writing chunks, personalising and cross server environment modding. This is what you should do with all scripts, learn from them, re-write them your way and give back where possible. Don’t just use – understand them, otherwise your just another fool! Enjoy.

Wordpress included Inutio XML-RPC Library
Sometimes everything you need is already there – in your wordpress includes directory!!!
Juust’s Google Trends Scraper
Juust is a new addition to my feed reader, but since he’s been there he has published a ton of good google trends scraping code.
5ubliminals eHTTP Class
An oldie but a goodie – an epic place to start if your new to curl/scraping.
5ubliminals xmlrpc work
Again a nice class for throwing things at wordpress remotely from php.
JoshTeam/Eli’s Ping Crawl
Contempts Modifications – Like the others it still needs personalisation and a bit of tinkering dependant on server environment.
Morethansevens Posting to Twitter
Its always handy to be able to command a sheep army of twits with php
NickyCakes How to be a dick to competitors
everyones got to trim their competitors, LOL!
WShadows TOR switch in php
Small but invaluable, Long live tor.
Dark SEO Captcha Work
Dark SEO is the blog to read if your interested in php based captcha solving.

I might even release a few of my modified/self written over the next few weeks…hmmmm..

Matt Cutts is a Robot

under world — Sat, 20 Dec 2008 15:57:32 +0000

…a propaganda spouting, cat faced, pink hatted googlebot. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if he was a google invented robot at all.
If you add his feed to your feed reader (for shits and giggles) you will see exactly what I am talking about. I am not even going to into it much more than to say randomly splicing non-funny cat images with links to products amongst your 50% corporate endorsement of google is not making me download google chrome/wackopedia or whatever other crapware you are trying to dominate my 0’s and 1’s with. Fake Graphs for blinkered eyes.

Matt cutts want’s you to get chromium, but I would rather stab myself.

Yours Sincerely

Matt Cutts cat

Give a tree, god damn hippy

under world — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 18:15:10 +0000

Now its the time for giving and all that, some bullshit festival pushed by religion and toy distributors – but irrelevant of that give w-shadow a hook up.

The guy has some wonderful link bait intentions, which you cant help but support – so go on give a link and he will give a tree. Even more so he’s actually a good site to add to your feed reader.

Facebook Typo – “Your Gay” Customers

under world — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 18:06:33 +0000

Now I am not a PPC veteran by any extent, I dip and dive into it here and there, I am more of a google results kind of dude. But when I did venture off back into facebook ads, I found a random typo?

I wonder if anyone else has or it or they just have a personal issue with me? If you set up some ads and then go to “Settings” you should see a page that looks much like this:

Now facebook don’t get me wrong, I like your targetting levels, I like your pictures of drunken girls, I like a lot of things you do. But randomly leaving “your gay” on your ads page doesnt fill me with confidence in the security of your code, or indeed your ability to make me as a marketeer rich.

So facebook fix your bloddy code and slap the guy responsible, lol.

When work doesnt happen..

under world — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 20:50:23 +0000

..Then a whole black whole of internet amazingness swallows everything.

I have no recollection of how I found processing.org but my god did it hold my attention. Had I found Processing about 1/2 years ago I probably wouldn’t know my cloaked redirects from my cloaked directors.

Just one of the amazing outcomes of what seems to be such a phenominal platform for good video and multimedia ideas – Micheal jackson Glove tracking!

This is also a cool idea although I can see either me running off into the desert away from 5px by 5px zombies or me running into a solid wall as I have no other escape. Still simply genius!

All Credits to processing.org for being so phenominal.