While the world remembers Michael Jackson today, enjoy this eternal moonwalk.  Submit your own.  Don’t worry if you don’t know how.  80% of the people who submitted a video don’t know either.

Eternal Moonwalk

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Most people know that Mark David Chapman killed John Lennon (possibly because of his pact with the devil).  But at least one person believes that it was actually horror novelist Stephen King that pulled the trigger at the behest of Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon.  Coo coo kuh choo, indeed.

The Truth About John Lennon’s Murder

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HAVE A PROBLEM WAKING UP TODAY?  THIS ALARM CLOCK SHOULD TAKE CARE OF THAT.  NEW AND IMPROVED, NOW WITH MORE BRAIN DAMAGE!

David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Fred Travalena, and now Billy Mays.  RIP, master pitchman.  Here’s hoping you don’t have to pay 3 payments of $19.95 to get to heaven.

In remembrance of this exuberant, high-volume sale-making machine, today is now ALL CAPS DAY.  ENJOY THIS TRIBUTE TO BILLY MAYS AND THE SILLIEST INFOMERCIALS OF HIS CAREER.

Reminds me of the collapsible plastic cups we used to have when I was a kid.

Using WWI and WWII propaganda posters as inspiration (e.g. original WWII version of poster to the left), this is a collection of what WWIII posters might look like.  Neat gimmick executed well.

WWIII Propagand Posters

The artist’s website: Lane Winfield

The Oklahoma woman, 36, copped a plea last week to a prostitution charge for accepting a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex.

By the power of Grayskull, have some dignity.  At least negotiate for something a little better, like Combos.  Or beef jerky.

Chips And Dip

Pray you don’t get behind her in the airport security line.

“After a not-at-all-surprising quick decision process, Nadia holds on to the least creepy members of the band for dear life.  Soon, one of them will make awkward, vodka-sweating love to her.”

Huge gallery of awesome Soviet Russia album covers from the 70’s and 80’s.  Seriously.  They’re great.

Soviet Russian Album Covers

Looks like the model from yesterday got tired of having a nest on her head.  Sausage is a far superior noggin cover anyway.

Various cartoon characters redrawn into different genres, situations, and levels of detail.  Very cool.

Cartoon Characters Reimagined

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Bolivian TV channel PAT has been left looking a bit daft after broadcasting extraordinary images of the last moments of Air France flight 447.

So why do they have egg on their face?  The pictures were from the in-air breakup of another flight: the fictional flight 815 from the television show “Lost”.  Face, meet Mr. Palm.  Journalistic integrity is an oxymoron in Bolivia.

via True/Slant

Is that a nest on your head or are you just happy to see me?  *rimshot*
Guess the yolks on her. *rimshot*
Her varicose veins have REALLY gotten out of control.  *crickets*

And I’m spent.

I KNOW I put my keys SOMEwhere.  Where was it now?  I just can’t remember.  Hmmm.

And why is my head sweaty?

There are just
…no words to…
describe…oh man.

Maybe potato sad sack race?

I just don’t…
wow.

*slaps forehead*

Swiffer introduces their new full-body duster wear.

Slayer.  Richard Slayer.  I’ll have an apple martini.  Fondled, not squeezed.

So I’m an usher in my niece’s wedding this weekend and the groom has selected camouflage tuxedo vests and tie.  I’ve been in many weddings over the years (even once as the groom!), but this will be a first for me.

I picked it up last night and it’s not so much camouflage as it is a section from an old Olan Mills Portrait Studio background (via list of the day).  Oh the things we’ll do for loved ones.

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Dinosaurs from various Jurassic Park movies directing short, informal, sometimes exuberant greetings toward their in-scene counterparts.  Complete with ice cream intermission.