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		<title>An update.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 17:18:21 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not dead! Happy new year, I hope you all had a good time and the what not, I also hope you all got very drunk and saw a few people here and there&#8211;if you don&#8217;t drink, fuck you and if you don&#8217;t celebrate New Years then you&#8217;re Chinese. &#8216;Nuff said. I&#8217;m going to try [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>The best video&#8230; evar.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 20:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Not so long ago, Lewis sent me this video&#8230; Obviously it happened on one of my recent trips to see santa claus with the guys, as I can&#8217;t remember it and those trips usually involve opium and other hard drugs. Without further adieu, here it is. http://aka.zero.jibjab.com/client/zero/ClientZero_EmbedViewer.swf?external_make_id=W9kj3CJjeTNjdfCE&#038;service=sendables.jibjab.com&#038;partnerID=ElfYourself You&#8217;ll have to go to that link, it [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Halloween</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ash]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 19:54:35 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Yes, that&#8217;s right. I&#8217;ve only just recovered. I can tell my story up until a point, then it&#8217;s down to what other people have told me. It all started when we decided to head to someone&#8217;s party &#8212; someone I didn&#8217;t know, so yeah. It was kinda gatecrashing, &#8212; myself Lewis and Scott heard what [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>A small update</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ash]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 10:41:04 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Ash is single again, fuck yeah Some people may be wondering where I&#8217;ve been lately, well; it&#8217;s a long story. Somehow I managed to get myself into a month-long relationship &#8212; it was worth it, she was so good in bed &#8212; and when that was coupled with the binding of college, I&#8217;ve been unable [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Pig Pen, College and the like</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 17:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Just a very quick one from me, I&#8217;ve just started 6th form and I&#8217;m bogged down with work. 6th form&#8217;s great. I&#8217;ve already found a nymphomaniac, as well as several girls that find me attractive. And yes, the answer to the question you&#8217;re all thinking &#8212; that is, &#8216;is he a narcissistic twat&#8217; &#8212; is [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Leeds day 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The second day picked up from the first a tad, however we did encounter our mortal enemy for the weekend; the 7&#8243; mud. Yes. I shit you not. On several occasions I nearly went head over heels, gotten stuck or swayed like a piece of paper in the wind. First off, I woke up. I [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Leeds Day One</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:09:22 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Since I&#8217;m still recovering and can&#8217;t really remember the whole of the Leeds fest, I&#8217;m going to write it in segments. There are 5 whole parts and they&#8217;ll be combined into an epic master piece when I&#8217;m done. So, here goes: Day One. We got into leeds at around 3:30ish, we&#8217;d been travelling since 12 [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Ash goes to Blackpool&#8230; Ash gets death threat</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Ash]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 19:47:07 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[So, it&#8217;s a few days before the Leeds festival and what better way to spend it other than going and getting pissed in Blackpool? Me and a few of the guys decided to head out that way before the Leeds festival, get in a bit of pre-game and the like, so we&#8217;d booked a travel [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>On House Parties</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:49:22 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t you just love house parties? Well, you do on the night and before them, anyway. You tend to hate them the morning after. The idea to have a house party came around when I was eating food with some of my mates; one friends parents were out for the week so why not? We&#8217;d [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>The &#8216;Not-Quite-On-A-Beach-But-A-Beach-Party-Anyway&#8217; Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[I've always been one for fancy dress, it's a good laugh and a decent conversation starter too. That's why I'd agreed to go to a 'beach party' with a friend I hadn't seen in a long time. Needless to say, only 3 people turned up in a beach-themed costume, the rest of the party goers shown up in normal attire. Well, fuck them. If they don't want to have a laugh, they suck.]]></description>
		
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