tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2778181883532662772024-10-25T04:19:53.304-07:00Adult Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05506859202923139701noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-277818188353266277.post-16661825120219449412013-02-11T20:53:00.000-08:002013-02-11T20:59:36.775-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> “Sex is the great amateur art.”<br /> -David Cort<br /> <br /> “Sex is a short cut to everything.”<br /> -Anne Cumming<br /> <br /> “Hair is another name for sex.”<br /> -Vidal Sassoon<br /> <br /> “Sex is an emotion in motion.”<br /> -Mae West<br /> <br /> “Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation...The other eight are unimportant.”<br /> -Henry Miller<br /> <br /> “Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.”<br /> -Marilyn Sokol<br /> <br /> “Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play.”<br /> -Thomas Szasz<br /> <br /> “Great food is like great sex -the more you have the more you want.”<br /> -Gael Greene<br /> <br /> “Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any”<br /> -Anonymous<br /> <br /> “Sex is simple - love is painful.”<br /> -Ron Jeremy<br /> <br /> “Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”<br /> -Woody Allen<br /> <br /> “Sex is a discovery.”<br /> -Fannie Hurst<br /> <br /> “If sex isn't a joke, what is?”<br /> -Nella Larsen<br /> <br /> “Sex is the gateway to life.”<br /> -Frank Harris<br /> <br /> “Sex is a lot like pizza, when it's good, it's really good; when it's bad, it's still kinda good.”<br /> -Brandon Lyon<br /> <br /> “Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'”<br /> -Anonymous</div> Adult Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05506859202923139701noreply@blogger.com1