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~ This Week’s Top Three Posts ~

Crotch Topiary & Other Delights – I admit I started simple, I realised my teenage dream of having a Winona-inspired heart emblazoned on my mound. It was perfect. I used Contact paper to design my heart and just went to town pulling out every hair that was not covered.

In Defense of Exclusion – Sometimes it’s nice to be with people who are like you. It’s nice to be around people who get your kink, your fetish – to be somewhere that you don’t have to explain it to.

The Boy At Summer Camp – It started with an email with the subject line ‘butch at your service’ and an offer for a blow job. And I thought, hm. Well, you know, I do like those. But I’m not usually attracted to boys.

~ e[lust] Editress ~

Ask Lilly: “My sex toy stinks – what should I do?” – Would you put it in your mouth with that smell? Would you gag from the smell and taste? If yes, then why the hell put it in your vagina or ass??

~ Featured Post (Lilly’s Pick) ~

A Day At The Circus

All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the read more tag is allowable after this point. Thank you, and enjoy!

Erotic Writing

A Long Hot Weekend
A night time walk
A Summer Honeymoon
Blithely Sauntering
Cleaning Up
Cigar
Dreamweaver
Ep 2: One Last Time
Full Frontal Nerdity
Get ready for take off…
Hear this
Let’s Play a Game
Le Glamour, the best swing club experience ever
Perspective
Patience for What She Wants
The Cane
The Car Wash
what makes you happy?

Kink & Fetish

A First Ever Punishment
crunk
Having Respect for Dominants
One Year. Today
Spider silk
Those inside-out, head-exploding orgasms
To Munch Or Not To Munch?

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships

assplay and me…
Comparisons
Here Comes The Bride
Lover as Chameleon – Flexible Sexual Kinkery
Must we all get along?
Not all conclusions are easy to come by
Non-Monogamy and Starbucks
The (Female) Phenomenon of Emotional Masochism
Why I Love Sex (In That 70′s Show)

Sex News, Interviews, Politics & Humor

Internet Drag
Selling Used Socks on eBay for Extra Money
Sex in Sin City (Yes I had me some…)
The Curses of the Scarlet Woman
Things I Looove Thursday

“Tell us about your most memorable oral experience – was it your first time going down, or a partner who blew your socks off (literally!), or the time you got your head stuck between a raging erection and the steering wheel?  We want to know!”

I decided to share my story about why I don’t like facials … It all centre’s around the fact I have an eye disease (or three!) which means I could go blind any time.  I suffer from dry, itchy eyes as a side effect of the disease and often they are very sore too.  It is something I have had to learn to live with since it was discovered aged 12 .. although just in case you were wondering, it is not visible on a day-to-day basis!

So the story goes that I was with my then bloke (Pete) and he loved receiving head (as do most blokes), and in particular, liked to come down my throat and make me swallow his juices.  We were at my parents house trying to fuck quietly and we decided that we would probably have to find other ways to get each other off as it wasn’t really working well (I can be kinda vocal!).  We decided to give a 69 a go (we hadn’t been together long and so were still working through our ‘first times’) and so I climbed on top of him, kneeled over his face and lowered my wet pussy onto his eagerly waiting tongue.

His cock shot to attention and I started teasing his tip with my tongue, running circles around it and licking the shaft like a lolly pop.  His hips bucked towards me several times thrusting his cock further into my mouth, his mouth licking, kissing and penetrating my pussy making me wetter.  Suddenly, he stopped paying my pussy attention, groaned and came, shooting onto my face and right into my eyes.

I admit, to yelping in (not good) pain and grabbing the duvet to try and get it all of my face.  Pete was obviously apologetic but explained that his orgasm came out of nowhere and hadn’t been able to warn me.  For the next week, my eyes were painful and literally any movement hurt .. hence the reason why I don’t really like facials if I can help it!

A little while a go I noted a new trend going round that was a lot more to my taste .. #FucktoyFriday.  Some of the ‘entries’ that have caught my eye recently have been:

@DirtyMilfDonna Stroking his cock, he pours the bourbon over her red raw cunt, watching as she writhes on the bed, her wet hole on fire. #fucktoyfriday

@Man_In_Chains You’ve tried anal before with your husband? You haven’t tried anything like this girl. Grab your ankles. #FuckToyFriday

@ZeWitness I tell the artist to inscribe “Whore” above the bikini line. I want everyone to know what you are. #fucktoyfriday

So I have decided to stick with this .. it’s a lot more fun!

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists 149? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 151? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday October 9th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

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• Twitter Appreciation: Win a Nexus G-Rider Deadline: October 15th @ 11:59pm Eastern.
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Editor
Scarlet Lotus

The reviews:

Vibrators

• LELO Insignia Tiani by Screaming Violet
• Droplet Waterproof Bullet by Unrepentant
• OhMiBod Freestyle W by Unrepentant
• L’Amour by Bob Brown
• Rocks Off Ammunition RO-100mm by Midnight Boudoir
• Chippendales Diva by Beanfiddler
• LELO Nea by Nymphomaniac Ness
• Papaya Toys Turtle by Lucy Lemonade
• OhMiBod Freestyle W by Bzzingbee

Dildos

• Reflections Allure by Mistress Kay
• Tantus O2 Cush by Kayla Boullion
• Tantus O2 Cush by Toys in Love
• Dai Do 5 by DIY Orgasms
• Icicles No.4 by Blacksilk
• Rippler by Kitty Stryker
• Tantus Silk Medium by DIY Orgasms

Anal Toys

• njoy Pure Plug by Cella
• Fun Factory Flexi Felix by Pixel

Sleeves, Rings, & etc.

• Tenga Egg Silky by Kit O’Connell
• Clear Dual Erection Ring by Nuts4Belle
• Loving Joy Oooh Rings by DIY Orgasms
• Fleshlight Girls: Jenna Haze by LadyToyBox

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

• Coochy Shave Cream by Amber G
• Aloe Cadabra by Lucid Obsession
• Foaming Intimacy Lubricant by Lucid Obsession
• Shunga Arousal Gel by Lucid Obsession
• Sliquid Smooth by Nymphomaniac Ness

BDSM/Fetish

• Jawbreaker Gag by Red Vinyl Kitty
• Kinklab Neon Wand by Mistress Kay
• M2M T-Style Divider by Nuts4Belle
• Divinity White Leather Wrist Restraints by Bzzingbee
• Nexus iSTIM by Lucius Scribbens

Adult Books & Games

• Lesbian Sex 101: Lovemaking Positions by Mistress Kay
• Fairy Tale Lust by Mistress Kay
• Foreign Affairs by Sammi

Adult DVDs & Porn

• Sugar High Glitter City by Kitty Stryker
• Girlvana 4 (Disc 2) by Ginger Leigh
• Joanna Angel Exposed (Disc 1) by J.D. Bauchery
• Urban Chick Supremacy Cell by Kitty Stryker
• The Incredible Hulk XXX – A Porn Parody by Ginger Leigh
• Nina Hartley’s Pussy Party by J.D. Bauchery
• Candy’s Wild Ride by Ginger Leigh
• Sexing the Transman XXX by Curvaceous Dee

Miscellaneous

• Spareparts Joque Harness by Bzzingbee
• RodeoH Harness by Lucid Obsession

“Each Sunday we’ll post a new theme, and you are welcome to contribute in any way you’d like – a picture, an article, a poem, a true story, a fantasy, a rambling commentary or any combination thereof. As long as the contribution fits that week’s theme, its linked for all to see.”

I like this idea, rather than it having to be a picture every time ..  Their theme for this week is: Tell and/or show us your first naughty naked picture.

“Everyone with a cell phone nowadays seems to be snapping off (and sxting) naked pictures of themselves – teenagers, celebrities, politicians. When did you take your first seXXXy naked pic? Who’d you bare it all for? And maybe most importantly, what was their reaction?  And hey, if you’ve still got it, go ahead and show it!”

So here is my first post for SeXXX Carnival …

As you all know, my foray into naughtiness, nakedness and online fun was when I started this blog back in February 2009.  Initially it was setup as a way to “put into words the thoughts and feelings that I have on a daily basis” and I also categorically stated .. “Oh .. and before you ask .. I won’t be posting any pictures of myself – this is meant to be an anonymous way for me to vent my sexual frustration to the World ..!“. HA. That didn’t last very long.

Although I did post a picture befire tis one (for HNT) it was actually taken for another reason .. this one was taken explicitly for my blog and followers!

I have to admit to getting a little frustrated with people who can’t keep up with my conversation … or those that tell me something and don’t remember (or not remembering something I have told them) .. or even worse, those that have a go at me when I am not around for a while.  I appreciate that I have a history of being around full time for a while and then disappearing for while, but we all have lives outside of this exciting life online and mine just happens to take me away occasionally.

So .. I set out to find some more friends .. people that would understand my personal issues and that would encourage me and talk to me and be able to help me build confidence and trust .. without it ending up with me rolling my eyes and getting frustrated!

I decided to post a message on Fetlife and Newbie Nudes which, within the first 24 hours, appears to have worked!  I have already started messaging with a few people; a couple of ladies and a couple of men, and so far, I am impressed.  I am going to have great fun getting to know them and letting them learn about me .. and hopefully I will make some good friends along the way!

The problem is that I am not enough in control of everything when work isn’t hectic .. I don’t have the right habits that can carry me through the bad times .. and that’s something I need to work on.

One thing that really bugs me though is the constant barrage of tweets and emails I get from strangers pretty much having a go at me for not being around.  I really do appreciate the support I get from everyone that reads my blogs and cats on twitter, but I am a normal girl trying to live a normal life .. where do these people get off trying to tell me I’m stuck up because I don’t reply to them quickly enough or  don’t want to follow them.  I can make my own mind up, thanks, and the more that you hassle me or have a go at me, the less likely i am to talk to you or follow you.

Rant over.  Until the next time I feel the need to remind everyone that, although you have read my blog from start to finish, you don’t know me.  Not really.

I was extremely turned on writing yesterdays post and then decided that I needed to use my anal beads again. Top that with a few bits of porn online and I had an amazing masturbation session.

I decided to look at what the internet has to say about female ejaculation and found out that here in the UK, the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) has banned films alleged to show female ejaculation, claiming that the expert medical advice they received informed them that there is no such thing as female ejaculation, and therefore it was deemed to show urine.

Balls.

There are many girls out there that make their money due to their ability to squirt.  As you know I am a bit of a fan of Cytherea and love the way her orgasms take over her body.  This one is particularly good and I think this one is my favourite .. or is it this one?

And so now I am all horny again having watched her squirting so I am off to try and practise squirting myself!!

“And don’t wash it off slut.  I want you to walk around today being able to feel it all over you.”

She grinned as she nodded “Yes Daddy”.

She had to go to the supermarket today and he knew this.  He invited himself along and as they were driving he turned to her and told her to take her underwear off.  She was a little shocked but didn’t want to disobey so struggled with her clothes and removed them.

They had been in the shop for about 30 minutes and she was beginning to wonder what was coming next.  There had to be something because he never came with her usually.  The approached the Deli counter and as she took her number and started to decide what she wanted, he whispered in her ear

“Flirt with him.  Make him want you.”

She did her best to get the interest of the server, but his mind was elsewhere and he didn’t see the signs. She shrugged and went back to the trolley.  She could see that he wasn’t pleased and wondered what punishment she would get for not walking away with his number.

She found out 5 minutes later when they went into the deserted freezer aisle.  She was leaning into the vegetable freezer and felt his hand snake up her leg and cup her pussy.  She squirmed a little and looked back; he had a cruel grin on his face but let her go.  He pulled a camera out of his pocket and told her to lift up her skirt.

She really didn’t want to do it, but knew that if she didn’t worse would come later, so she lifted up her skirt and flashed her pussy at him as he took a picture.

“Now pull up your top.  Show me your cum covered titties you slut.”

She did as she was told, her nipples standing to attention with the cold.  He snapped a couple of pictures, including one with his hand on her right breast.

There was no more play until they reached the till.  She was busily taking items out and adding them to the belt and he was flirting with the checkout girl.  She kept pausing and looking in her direction but he took no notice and carried on.

“Would you like to go for a drink later?” He asked her.  She nodded but looked at me.

“Don’t worry about her.  She doesn’t mind.  And even if she did, she knows that I’d punish her for saying so.”

She looked a little shocked, but wrote her number down and handed it to him with a sweet smile.

They headed back to the car and once the shopping was packed away he turned her round and whipped his already stiff cock out of his jeans.  He came in under a minute and his cum squirted over her t-shirt.  When they got home, He told her to go straight up to their bedroom and undress.

She waited for half an hour, just lying on the bed.  She wanted to touch herself; she had been horny all morning but knew that if she did, he would know and punishment would be swift.  Eventually he came into the room.  He was already naked, already hard and already masturbating.  Without a word, he grabbed her ankles and pulled her ass towards the end of the bed. Without a pause, he thrust his cock into her pussy.  She let out a small cry but was soon writing against him, cocking her hips in time with his thrusts.

They came together and he collapsed onto her.  He mumbled into her chest

“You’ve been such a good little slut today.  You don’t mind if I go out with the girl form the Supermarket do you?  I want to spray my cum on her tonight too.  And then you will be a good girl and tidy it up for me won’t you?

Some of you know that I haven’t ever tried anal sex before .. not even by myself .. nothing has been in my ass before.  Until last night.  I was horny as usual and got out the Rabbitt and started by holding he ears against my clit.  This meant that the pulsing head was near my ass hole and it started to feel really very good.  After about a minute of writhing around on the bed, I remembered that I had some anal beads nearby and decided that I would go for it.

I lubed up and lay on my side for easier access and started pushing them inside me. I took it slowly, inching it in one bead at a time.  It felt so good and my hole opened up and greedily wanted more.  I made it up to the 6th bead before I was dying to fuck my pussy with my rabbitt and the feeling of that, coupled with me gently wiggling and pulling at the beads was amazing! The pack had said that the best feeling was if the beads were pulled out at the point of orgasm .. and they were NOT wrong.

So what has this taught me?  That my previous opinion of anal being something I definitely didn’t want to try was short sighted and that I want to build up my anal fun so that one day, I can take a cock and be DP’d .. that is my new fantasy.  I can’t wait until later when I can do it again!