We all know that the Victoria Secret’s line of fashion is all but a girl-thing…but hey,why do us guys love it? The answer is simple: the models are simply scorching HOT! And among their models we drool on is Candice Swanepoel,. Recently this slim-figured blonde bombshell had her bikini photoshoot somewhere in the Caribbean (don’t know where exactly but who cares? It’s the beaver that we’re after!) and luckily our secret paparazzi was there to capture alot of angles way beyond Candice’s knowing…including her,uhmmm…vagina wedgie(?)

Our paparazzi sure does know how to blend well with the crowd and manifests camouflage…that’s why Candice Swanepoel doesn’t have a clue there’s freak out there taking pictures of her juggs, pussy and ass. In this pic, poor little Candice was unaware her wet pussy becomes an instant center of attraction for our paparazzi’s camera. So while Candice plays around with her little gadget, our camera instantly draws off a nice focus on this blonde babe’s little wet cunt. Mmmm…don’t you just love to wipe that off with your tongue? Candice Swanepoel paparazzi pics sure does have alot to offer!

Mmmmm…look what we have here. For Candice, she’s just reaching out for a drink. But for us, yep…it looks like a doggystyle-ready position. I tell ya, all throughout this photoshoot, Candice Swanepoel’s beaver has been wet the entire time! I would love to show you some pics of Candice Swanepoel nipple slip…But hey,You can see more of Candice Swanepoel nip slip pics at Dirty Teen Celebrities

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First, a disclaimer: If any portion of this book, including the dedication, was actually typed out by any one of the Kardashian sisters and not described to a ghost writer while getting a pedicure, then I am the Queen of England. Anyway, ghost written or not, the names Kourtney: Khloe: Kim- KARDASHIAN are splayed across the garish leopard print cover of “Dollhouse,” the sisters’ literary unveiling. Naturally, the book is about the exciting comings and goings of a “family in the spotlight.” Despite the parallels to their real life (whatever that means for the Kardashians), Kim says it is partly made-up and “you’ll have to decide for yourself which story lines are true to life, and which ones we dreamed up.” We suggest you pair it with Snooki’s novel, A Shore Thing, the combination of which will render you functionally uneducated. That’s ok- reading is for ugly people, anyway.

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Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have had an on-again, off-again relationship for years, and Timberlake recently hit the “off-again” switch when he declared himself “single” at a Friends with Benefits press event. But Jessica is not one to sit at home and cry into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s, no sir- she’s got a multimillion dollar sci-fi reboot to shoot, one that also happens to star a Mr. Colin Farrell. Reports are coming from the set that while Ferrell and Biel haven’t hooked up (at least as far as the little birdies in the crew know), they do have “hot chemistry” and hang out off set, where they are often seen smiling like idiots in each other’s presence. Could Jessica be on her way to for good giving the former N*Sync-er his permanent N*walking papers so she can take a walk on the Irish side? Only time- and the little birdies in the crew- will tell.

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Of course, Pinault is just about the only man alive who can afford it- he’s the CEO of PPR Pinault, the $28 billion corporation which owns Gucci and Yves St. Laurent, among other high-fashion brands. No word on how Mrs. Pinault, aka Salma Hayek, took the news- though it’s safe to say, if she sees Linda on the street, somebody’s getting knocked out with a Gucci bag.

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“Maybe she is just becoming the fat b–h she was born to be. I don’t know. She was a c–t to me. She called me fat for so many f–ing years, so you know what? F–k you, you’re fat too.”

Considering it’s been over a year since Kelly debuted her dramatically slimmed-down new body, she must have been keeping that in for a very long time. Moral of the story? Don’t f*ck with an Osbourne- like elephants, they never forget. Not that we’re comparing you to an elephant, Kelly. Please don’t hurt us!

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Paz de la Huerta is famous for being on Boardwalk Empire, but she’s arguably even more famous for being a sizzling mess. Clothes just can’t stay on the girl, and booze just can’t stay out of her. Paz appeared in court this week to face the fruits of her booze-soaked fury- assault charges stemming from a recent incident where she threw a glass at reality show “star” Samantha Swerta. While the court attendance did require her to wear clothes, Paz decided to bring her trademark au naturel panache to the proceedings by stopping in the middle of her security screening to slather her legs with lotion. Alllllllll the way up her legs. Qouth a stunned onlooker: “She did both legs all the way up to the thighs. It was lovely. Very nice lotioning!”

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Luckily for Anne Hathaway, the world has largely forgotten that her ex, Raffaello Follieri, was sent to prison for fraud in 2008. Hathaway and Follieri dated for 4 years, and the relationship ended when Hathaway dumped the Italian con artist bare days before his arrest. Follieri is currently serving a four year prison sentence for conning wealthy investors out of millions of dollars, and according to the Enquirer, he and the Oscar hostess are still in touch. Hathaway has a new lover, 30-year-old Adam Shulman, but according to the Enquirer, she exchanges letters with Follieri and he has even been giving her career and business advice from jail. Friends are warning Hathaway to stay away from Follieri when he is released from prison in 2012- could it be because she is still sweet on him? A Vanity Fair piece about Follieri represented their affair as “passionate” and even alleged that Hathaway told him he was “the love of [her] life” when they broke up. Could she be taking on a new role as a big house broad?

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First things first, you guys. Kim Kardashian wouldn’t be caught dead in an Old Navy store. That place is the equivalent of rooting through dumpsters looking for unclean rags as far as she is concerned. Kim Kardashian so so far above Old Navy, in fact, that she is suing the company for using a model in their ads who kinda looks like her. Kim has filed a lawsuit to the tune of $15 million, charging that the clothing chain purposely used a model who looked like her in order to dupe the public into associating her face with the brand. The model, Melissa Molinaro, is, in fact short and curvy with long black hair, brown eyes, and a medium complexion…but, uh, so is a sizeable chunk of the world’s population. Try leaving your resort the next time you go to Mexico, Kim- you might be stunned how many “lookalikes” there are out there.

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Poor Rumer Willis. Not only did she have the unfortunate luck to inherit her father Bruce Willis’ bone structure, but if she tries to do anything about it, the tabloids just won’t shut up. Rumer has been the object of many plastic surgery rumors over the years, from her nose to her chin, and now her boobs are the newest subject of media tongue-wagging. The Enquirer recently asked a plastic surgeon if Rumer’s rack was the work of God or man, and the good doctor said that Rumer’s tittys were probably implants, since she has gained 2 cup sizes since 2008, but that her surgeon “should be patting himself or herself on the back!” Of course she could have also gained those 2 cup sizes the old-fashioned way- with In-N-Out Burger. Either way, we’re patting ourselves on the front to this second-generation starlet’s new curves.

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Either Britney Spears has some major hygiene issues to work through or her former bodyguard, Fernando Flores, is looking to win a big payday and disgrace his past employer at the same time. We wish we could tell you which one is true, but alas, Britney doesn’t return our calls, even when we promise to buy her all the Cheetos and Cheerwine she wants. What we can tell you is that Flores is suing Spears for $10 million for sexual harassment. Some of his more colorful asseverations are that Spears is mentally unstable, continually chain smokes, unselfconciously picks her nose and farts in front of her staff, and does not wear deodorant, brush her teeth, wear shoes and socks, or bathe for days at a time. About 10 years ago, these claims would have had millions of horny Britney fans crying foul, but hey, this is 2011. Britney’s been lawfully declared incompetent for years now. At this point, we should all just be grateful she doesn’t throw poop like a chimpanzee.

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When Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony released a shocking press statement last week announcing their divorce, it was inevitable that a flurry of conjectures would follow. After all, the couple was just seen sharing a hot kiss on American Idol in May. Now the rumor mill is working overtime, and one of the most interesting reasons “insiders” are giving for the divorce is that Marc wasn’t happy about Jennifer’s sex symbol status. Us Weekly reports that Marc would criticize Jennifer and make her feel “terrible” about dressing sexy, preferring his wife to be demure and covered up. To which we say- good riddance! J-lo’s curves are too mouth-watering to keep under wraps. Now that the bothersome husband’s gone, how about a nudity scene? eh?

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Listen up, fanny fanatics: Jennifer Lopez, she of one of the most awe-inspiring asses the world has ever known, is officially dumping husband #3. This weekend, Lopez and singer Marc Anthony out of the blue announced that they were getting unmarried. The couple didn’t cite a reason in their tersely worded press statement, which declared simply :”We have decided to end our marriage. This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters.” But considering the news has left even Hollywood insiders blindsided, the reasons for the Lopez-Anthony split are sure to come out soon. Mr. Skin hopes Jennifer’s juicy tush, which hasn’t seen the light of the silver screen since…well, ever, follows suit.

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Now here’s a shocker- Us Weekly jumped the proverbial gun when they plastered the words GETTING MARRIED! onto a picture of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie this week. Despite Us Weekly’s assertion that three separate sources had told them that superstar couple would wed this summer, now other, apparently more trusty sources are saying there’s not a drop of truth to the hollywood star rag’s tongue-wagging. Apparently the couple’s ever-growing cadre of children has asked them about marriage, and Angelina would “find it hard” to say no to her beloved brood. But for now, Brad and Angelina will remain married to their careers, and jubilantly un-married to each other.

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