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Stephon Marbury Apparently Thinks The NBA Is Fixed & David Stern Should Be Replaced

2009-11-08T22:30:00.002-07:00

Those of you that have followed Stephon Marbury's career closely, follow him on Twitter, or have seen his famed Ustream videos, are well aware of just how bonkers the dude is. Love him or hate him, he's entertaining and says some things that gives us bloggers something to cover on regularity, very much like Chad Ochocinco.In the latest Marbury eye-opener, he didn't himself say something, but he "

Derek Jeter: "It's been too long..."

2009-11-06T21:40:00.003-07:00

Go fuck yourself, Derek Jeter, and every Yankee fan who thinks that 9 years without a championship is unbearable.Go.Fuck.Yourself.In other news, was anyone else watching the Boise State/La Tech game tonight? I'm sick, so I happened to be watching it sober and saw Boise State go for (and convert) a two point conversion after going up 8 on the TD. Who does this? One point makes it a two possession

Week 9 Fantasy Football Roundup

2009-11-06T17:20:00.000-07:00

Maurice Jones-Drew has a great shot to be the fantasy football king of week nine.Sorry for getting the fantasy roundup up so late this week. Our Internet is absolutely a disaster at the time being, and writing this took about ten times longer than it should have. I left out the "Injury Concerns" as there really aren't that many this week, and because I got sick of surfing the web on this

Lucy Pinder Thigh Fives The 11/4/09 Links

2009-11-04T16:45:00.001-07:00

Thigh Five From Lucy Pinder!SportsVicente Padilla Caps Himself In The Thigh... Maybe (Babes Love Baseball)Will Bynum Loses An Eye Ball But Wins The Pistons A Game (Detroit4lyfe)Mary Carey Turns Down Dwight Howard For A Boy-Band Has Been (Sports Radio Interviews)The Hardest Hits In The NFL This Season (Unathletic)Romosexual Of The Week: Strahan Does It Again (Global Sports Fraternity)When Politics

Rachel Bilson Is Grade-A Hot When She Wants To Be... This Is One Of Those Times

2009-11-04T15:45:00.001-07:00

Rachel Bilson's disappointed me lately, maybe even more than Jessica Alba has. It's particularly annoying to me, because each of them are in my top-five when they're on top of their games.Rachel recently got engaged to uberdouche Hayden Christensen, and these days is seen dressing in clothes that Goodwill wouldn't even accept. Thankfully, she decided to flaunt the talent her thigh still has to

Sasha Vujacic? That's not gonna be good for business...

2009-11-03T18:23:00.001-07:00

Douchebag supreme is dating the Thigh Goddess? You cannot be serious.Frequent Thigh readers know how much we support the Thigh Goddess, Maria Sharapova. However, something's apparently going on in Maria's life that I just cannot support.Reports are that Maria and Lakers guard Sasha Vujacic are dating. Sasha fucking Vujacic. Maria, you could do much, much, much, much, much MUCH better than this.

One Of My Saddest Days As A Sports Fan: Bill Walton Retires From Broadcasting

2009-11-02T19:30:00.001-07:00

In news that will leave many sports fans with a "Finally!", or "Who cares?" reaction, I am left feeling absolutely devastated. The news I speak of is the retirement of Bill Walton from broadcasting. The longtime NBA color commentator and analyst is stepping away from the job due to injuries(back problems), which also derailed his exceptionally promising career as an NBA player, after being one of

Week 8 Fantasy Football Roundup

2009-10-30T16:00:00.005-06:00

Steve Slaton should have plenty of space to run against a pathetic Buffalo run defense.Projections: ESPN, CBS Sports, Sports Illustrated, Fantasy Sharks, FF Today, WhatIfSports.Rankings: KFFL, ESPN, Fox Sports, CBS Sports, Rotoworld, FF Today, Bruno Boys, NFL.Com, Pro Football Weekly, Junkyard Jake, Fantasy Pros 911, FF Toolbox, WalterFootball, FootballDocs, Bleacher Creature Roto Talk, Fantasy

Stan Van Gundy Would Rather Be At A Knitting Convention While Studying Calculus...

2009-10-29T15:30:00.001-06:00

Than be introduced at his Orlando Magic's home opener apparently. This is an absolute awesome reaction by the head coach: a2a_linkname=document.title;a2a_linkurl=location.href;Get The Latest Thigh Updates By Following Us On Twitter.

Sara Jean Underwood Thigh Fives The 10/28/09 Links

2009-10-28T14:40:00.000-06:00

Thigh Five From Sara Jean Underwood!SportsThe Haunted World Series: 10 Things That Would Make The World Series A Freaking Nightmare (Detroit4lyfe)Top 10 NFL Players Of The Last 30 Years (Sparty And Friends)BCS Headquarters: The New Girl (Global Sports Fraternity)Idaho Junior Hockey Team In Trouble For Playing Strip Hockey (Sports Rubbish)Andre Agassi Knows Tennis And Also How To Party (Rumors And

Audrina Patridge Is My DJ Hero

2009-10-28T02:00:00.000-06:00

As most of you nerds out there know, DJ Hero came out yesterday. Even though I play video games like Travis Henry plants seeds, I don't think I'm going to pick this one up. It's getting some great reviews and I'm a big Guitar Hero and Rock Band fan, but this just doesn't seem like my type of thing. I'm more of a "rock out" rather than "bust a beat" type of guy, unless it's in a Donald Duck voice(

Thigh of the Week: Ana Beatriz Barros

2009-10-27T21:25:00.001-06:00

Ana Beatriz BarrosAna Beatriz Barros is a tremendously successful Brazilian model, which shouldn't be a surprise at all when you get a good look at that thigh and seductive puppy dog eyes.Anyway, I'm going to start drinking... our Internet is Steve Trachsel delivering a pitch slow, and you get the point: She's super hot. a2a_linkname=document.title;a2a_linkurl=location.href;Get The Latest Thigh

Signs of a bad team

2009-10-26T14:58:00.003-06:00

For those who don't know, I am a Carolina Panthers fan. For the longest time, even coming into this season with Jake Delhomme, I have been a supporter of John Fox. Fox is a guy who came to Carolina after a 1-15 season and has made the franchise respectable all the time and downright dangerous about, say, half the time.I thought it was absolutely insane that there was talk about Fox and GM Marty

Random Retro Baseball Player: Hubie Brooks

2009-10-26T00:00:00.001-06:00

Next up in our "Random Retro Baseball Player" series is Hubie Brooks...Years Played: 1980-1994.Teams Played For: New York Mets(80-84, 91), Montreal Expos(85-89), Los Angeles Dodgers(90), California Angels(92), Kansas City Royals(93-94).Positions: Right Field(576 Games), Third Base (516 games), Shortstop(371 games), First Base(13 games), Second Base(7 games), Left Field(7 games).Bats/Throws: Right

Kelly Kapowski Dressed In A Giant UPS Box

2009-10-23T18:20:00.000-06:00

"Damn you Clapp!", you ladies or weird guys say. You thought you had your Halloween costume. Yeah, so it's not really a giant cardboard box, but it might as well be.Tiffani Thiessen/Kelly Kapowski, you're better than this. We're not asking even for you to be in a Malibu Sands swimsuit(although it would be greatly appreciated). You can even wear your flower jeans with Eric Karros-like high hair,

Week 7 Fantasy Football Roundup

2009-10-23T15:50:00.008-06:00

DeAngelo Williams against the league's worst run defense is fantasy gold Jerry! Projections: ESPN, CBS Sports, Sports Illustrated, Fantasy Sharks, FF Today, WhatIfSports.Rankings: KFFL, ESPN, Fox Sports, CBS Sports, Rotoworld, Bruno Boys, NFL.Com, Pro Football Weekly, Junkyard Jake, Fantasy Pros 911, FF Toolbox, WalterFootball, FootballDocs, BleacherCreatureRotoTalk, FF Today, Fantasy

Olivia Wilde Thigh Fives The 10/22/09 Links

2009-10-22T14:40:00.000-06:00

Thigh Five From Olivia Wilde!SportsThe 10 Most Undeserving NHL Starting Lineup Figures (Puck Daddy)ESPN- Worldwide Leader In Sex (Detroit4lyfe)Phillies Fan Swears While Phillies Fan Falls Off A Taxi... Video (FanIQ)Podcast: Deadspin Editor AJ Daulerio On Sex At ESPN & The Decision To Name Names (Midwest Sports Fans)Isiah Says Magic Is Two-Face (The No-Look Pass)The 7 Rules Every Sports Movie

Week 7 NFL Picks(Against The Spread)

2009-10-22T01:30:00.001-06:00

I'm participating in this charity media NFL picks contest through RichardGardner.Com. I did a post before week two showing what the contest is all about: Link.I went 8-6 last week, bringing my record on the season to 52-38 against the spread.Anyway, here's my week seven picks against the spread(the team I pick to cover in bold)...San Francisco 49ers at Houston Texans(-3.5)Matt Schaub threw for

WTF Is Up With This Tabasco Commercial?

2009-10-22T00:00:00.002-06:00

I'm sitting here watching television as I frequently do, and this commercial comes on the Travel Channel:What the hell? Singing pepperoni that look like Mr. Clean after he was in a fire, and somebody tried to put it out on his face with a shovel? I'll admit, I laughed at first, but after a second viewing, I'm sort of creeped out. While the rest of you have nightmares of Freddy Kreuger, Michael

Olivia Munn Thigh Fives The 10/20/09 Links

2009-10-20T16:30:00.002-06:00

Thigh Five From Olivia Munn!SportsJason Campbell: "It's Embarrassing To Be The First Win For Four Teams This Year" (Sports Radio Interviews)Did Mariano Rivera Throw A Spitball? (Not Qualified To Comment)The Biggest "Balloon Boys" In College Football (Rumors And Rants)NFL Week 7 Free Picks, Point Spreads, TV Schedule & Announcer Pairings (Midwest Sports Fans)2009 BCS Standings, Odds, & Initial

Ashley Tisdale Thighs Up The MTV Latin America Video Music Awards

2009-10-16T15:35:00.001-06:00

We recently handed Ashley Tisdale a "Thigh of the Week" award, and she's celebrating the achievement exactly as we hoped she would: by showing off thigh like it's going out of style(and that will never happen as long as we have something to say about it).The latest example of that occurred last night during her performance at the 2009 MTV Latin America Video Music Awards, or the Los Premios MTV

Week 6 Fantasy Football Roundup

2009-10-16T04:00:00.005-06:00

I don't care if you're a Bears fan like myself. You must start Aaron Rodgers this week.Projections: ESPN, CBS Sports, Sports Illustrated, Fantasy Sharks.Rankings: KFFL, ESPN, Fox Sports, CBS Sports, Rotoworld, Bruno Boys, NFL.Com, Yahoo, Pro Football Weekly, Junkyard Jake, Fantasy Pros 911, FF Toolbox, WalterFootball, FootballDocs, BleacherCreatureRotoTalk.Injury Concerns: Matthew Stafford(OUT),

Week 6 NFL Picks(Against The Spread)

2009-10-14T03:00:00.001-06:00

I'm participating in this charity media NFL picks contest through RichardGardner.Com. I did a post before week two showing what the contest is all about: Link.Overall, I'm currently one point/game out of first place with a record of 44-32 against the spread, but there's seven people that are 45-31.Having such success for week six will be difficult though. There's matchups featuring teams that I'm

Shannon Elizabeth Thigh Fives The 10/13/09 Links Sharapova Style

2009-10-13T14:45:00.000-06:00

Thigh Five From Shannon Elizabeth!SportsTop Ten Darkest Moments In Chicago Sports History (Not Qualified To Comment)Best AFL Throwback Jerseys (FanIQ)Coach Hawkins: Go Coach Intramurals, Brother (The Legend Of Cecilio Guante)With Those Pit Stains, Chase Utley Needed That Champagne Shower (Detroit4lyfe)Blogs With Balls Radio: Episode 8 (Blogs With Balls)Owen Schmitt Has A History Of Helmet To Head

Thigh of the Week: Sheena Rote

2009-10-13T04:00:00.001-06:00

Sheena RoteSheena Rote is a 27-year-old American model. She's also got some brains, as she just received her second master's degree and runs her own business.Sheena's a bit of an unknown at the moment, but there's no doubt that is some serious thigh talent here and the opportunities are sure to come. And we know beauty and brains can take you a long, long way. Hell, her beauty alone certainly