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When you look into my eyes, what do you honestly see. Do they sparkle like they used to? Cus it seems like they drifted off with the tears I’ve cried..

admin — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:16:27 +0000

When you look into my eyes, what do you honestly see. Do they sparkle like they used to? Cus it seems like they drifted off with the tears I’ve cried..

I put on a mask, I hide the pain. I force a smile, I shove the sadness away. I walk around on the outside, while I die on the inside.

admin — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:16:09 +0000

I put on a mask, I hide the pain. I force a smile, I shove the sadness away. I walk around on the outside, while I die on the inside.

When everyone needed someone i was there for everyone,

admin — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:15:53 +0000

When everyone needed someone i was there for everyone,

Note to self: Don’t bother to find a status reflecting your pain… Clearly no-one gives a shit.

admin — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:15:40 +0000

Note to self: Don’t bother to find a status reflecting your pain… Clearly no-one gives a shit.

ever felt like you didn’t belong- anywhere, didn’t Exist, or an Outsider? Or ALL 3?

admin — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:15:26 +0000

ever felt like you didn’t belong- anywhere, didn’t Exist, or an Outsider? Or ALL 3?

I guess its time to put on a happy face and pretend everything is fine and dandy…

admin — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:15:10 +0000

I guess its time to put on a happy face and pretend everything is fine and dandy…

after the past few days I need a big stiff drink and a friend…

admin — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:14:57 +0000

after the past few days I need a big stiff drink and a friend…

wonders when their day will come…

admin — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:14:38 +0000

wonders when their day will come…

is sad and happy the same time, in love…not alone… but at the same time.. so lonely… missing the one person who can put a smile on my face rite about now

admin — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:14:22 +0000

is sad and happy the same time, in love…not alone… but at the same time.. so lonely… missing the one person who can put a smile on my face rite about now

I’m so sick of speaking words that no one understands,I can hear you in a whisper,But you can’t even hear me screaming…

admin — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:14:07 +0000

I’m so sick of speaking words that no one understands,I can hear you in a whisper,But you can’t even hear me screaming…

Being sad doesn’t mean that you’re weak, it means that you’ve been strong for far too long

admin — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:13:51 +0000

Being sad doesn’t mean that you’re weak, it means that you’ve been strong for far too long

If you like my status I will… Send you a funny good night text message tonight. Give you a chance to learn my best trick. Write 3 best qualities of you on your wall. I will tell you what celebrity do you remind me of? Offer you a free ride on my sports car. Kiss you. Hug you. Invite you on my birthday. Rate your sense of humor from 0-10. Send you a “I love you” teddy bear. Like this status and ill explain you in a single word ♥ Like your status everyday. Share my secret with you. Rate your personality from 1-5

admin — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:12:16 +0000

If you like my status I will…

Send you a funny good night text message tonight.

Give you a chance to learn my best trick.

Write 3 best qualities of you on your wall.

I will tell you what celebrity do you remind me of?

Offer you a free ride on my sports car.

Kiss you.

Hug you.

Invite you on my birthday.

Rate your sense of humor from 0-10.

Send you a “I love you” teddy bear.

Like this status and ill explain you in a single word ♥

Like your status everyday.

Share my secret with you.

Rate your personality from 1-5

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Like My Status and I Will You are my_______? () Boss () Best friend () Boyfriend () Girlfriend () Secret keeper () Lover () Hater

admin — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:11:57 +0000

Like My Status and I Will

You are my_______?

() Boss

() Best friend

() Boyfriend

() Girlfriend

() Secret keeper

() Lover

() Hater

Like my status and I will… Tell you a joke Solve your mystery Rate you for your look Give you the correct answer of impossible quiz Offer you a movie show Never fart again Never like your status

admin — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:11:45 +0000

Like my status and I will…

Tell you a joke
Solve your mystery
Rate you for your look
Give you the correct answer of impossible quiz
Offer you a movie show
Never fart again
Never like your status

RATE ME: (1) Funny (2) Seductive (3) Optimist (4) Hater (5) Romantic (6) Hot (7) Familiar (8) Stupid (9) Bully (10) Fashionable (11) Overrated (12) Charming (13) Cool (14) Bizarre (15) Unpredictable (16) Foolish (17) Selfish (18) Mean (19) Pig-headed (20) Hen-hearted (21) Rubbish (22) Dangerous (23) Silent (24) Noisy (25) Passionate (26) Patriotic (27) Poet (28) Hyper (29) Hero (30) Zero

admin — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:11:33 +0000

RATE ME:

(1) Funny

(2) Seductive

(3) Optimist

(4) Hater

(5) Romantic

(6) Hot

(7) Familiar

(8) Stupid

(9) Bully

(10) Fashionable

(11) Overrated

(12) Charming

(13) Cool

(14) Bizarre

(15) Unpredictable

(16) Foolish

(17) Selfish

(18) Mean

(19) Pig-headed

(20) Hen-hearted

(21) Rubbish

(22) Dangerous

(23) Silent

(24) Noisy

(25) Passionate

(26) Patriotic

(27) Poet

(28) Hyper

(29) Hero

(30) Zero

I almost forgot! What is your age? [] 7-10 [] 13 [] 14-17 [] 18 [] 19-22 [] 23-29 [] 30+ [] 40+ [] 50+ [] You dumb, how you dare to forget my age.

admin — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:11:22 +0000

I almost forgot! What is your age?

[] 7-10

[] 13

[] 14-17

[] 18

[] 19-22

[] 23-29

[] 30+

[] 40+

[] 50+

[] You dumb, how you dare to forget my age.

What celebrity do I look like? LMS quiz [] Tom Cruise [] Obama [] Kim Kardashian [] Marlin Monroe [] Bruce Wills [] Charlie Chaplin [] Mr. Bean [] Megan Fox [] Britney Spears [] Pity on you

admin — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:11:08 +0000

What celebrity do I look like? LMS quiz

[] Tom Cruise

[] Obama

[] Kim Kardashian

[] Marlin Monroe

[] Bruce Wills

[] Charlie Chaplin

[] Mr. Bean

[] Megan Fox

[] Britney Spears

[] Pity on you

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If you were an animal, you would be… [] Teddy Bear [] Gorilla [] Tiger [] Sparrow [] Fox [] Dolphin [] Shark [] Snake [] Panda [] what kind of question is this?

admin — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:10:39 +0000

If you were an animal, you would be…

[] Teddy Bear

[] Gorilla

[] Tiger

[] Sparrow

[] Fox

[] Dolphin

[] Shark

[] Snake

[] Panda

[] what kind of question is this?

Which do you care about more…? My studies My family My boyfriend/girlfriend My career My job My wife/husband Money My friends My hobbies Who care?

admin — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:10:06 +0000

Which do you care about more…?

My studies
My family
My boyfriend/girlfriend
My career
My job
My wife/husband
Money
My friends
My hobbies
Who care?

What do you like on my Timeline?

admin — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:09:54 +0000

What do you like on my Timeline?

Funny photos
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One liner jokes
Video clips
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Quotes about life
Your Timeline is a piece of crap.

LMS for a correct Answer!

admin — Fri, 16 Nov 2012 13:09:31 +0000

LMS for a correct Answer!

I’d ____ you;

[] Kick

[] Dumb

[] Remember

[] Forget

[] Like

[] Love

[] Miss

[] Fun with

[] Ignore

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

admin — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 22:23:53 +0000

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

admin — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 22:23:25 +0000

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.

admin — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 22:23:06 +0000

A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

admin — Wed, 07 Nov 2012 22:22:29 +0000

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner

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In dog beers, I’ve only had one.

admin — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 00:18:57 +0000

In dog beers, I’ve only had one.

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