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Blue-feathered Amazon Halter Shirt

2010-03-11T17:26:03-06:00

Blue-feathered Amazon Halter Shirt by spuriousink

Yes, it's tacky. No, no one will buy it. But drawing it was a bit of a giggle-fest, for me. And, in the end, that's all that really matters.

Note I used the word "halter", instead of "bra". I'm not a total heathen...

OK, I lied...

Boobs. Leather-garbed boobs. That is all.

Making Reblog Better - The TypePad Beta Blog

2010-03-09T13:06:59-06:00

Hey Edward, just wanted to add that users who enable their free TypePad Micro blog also have the ability to connect and notify their Facebook and Twitter accounts when they reblog a post. Thus, users who reblog a post can also 'share' that reblogged post to Facebook and Twitter, allowing readers to share beyond their TypePad blog.

via beta.typepad.com

Sure, it sounds confusing, but this is why TypePad's relatively-new social-sharing stuff is awesome!

Bleeding Vampire Starfish

2010-03-07T14:10:38-06:00

Bleeding Vampire Starfish Poster by spuriousink

I'm too busy to write a brand new bunch of text for this, so -- in the grand spirit of internet "theft" -- I'm stealing the description from my own product line:

Yet another face of EVIL! This is no ordinary starfish! Oh, no! Be mesmerized by its blood red (and sorta pink) gaze! Recoil in horror from its blood-stained fangs! Realize that it's a freaking starfish, that it's tiny and has no thumbs, just as it crawls away from you, leaving a trail of blood across the... ummm... periwinkle sand? WTF? Cue evil laughter!!! Muahahhahhhaaaaaa!

You can see the entire product line here.

What Kind of Fish Am I?

2010-03-06T19:35:49-06:00

I don't remember when I did the original drawing for this. I do know that I never got a chance to scan the drawing. So, last night, when I was going through some of my old, unused work, I decided to re-draw it on the Wacom.

I finished the actual art work this morning, then spent a few hours asking people if they could Identify the species that I'd drawn. No one could. The truth of the matter is that I don't know if I used any sort of special -- Ha! -- reference, or if I just drew from imagination.

Regardless of the original source(s) -- Wontar thinks I'm a "fish combiner" -- my imagination failed me when it came time to name the creation. Ladies, gentlemen, and otherwise: You're now looking at "Spiky-finned Yellow Fish", and you can buy it here - while sighing in relief that I won't be naming any humans.

Unflattering

2010-03-04T00:19:59-06:00

The MySpace kids have their bathroom mirror pics. I have these: self-portraits taken in either the windows or the outer mirrors of a car.

If you look closely at this one, you can see right through me to the back seat of the car, and to the slides and fake flowers in the back floorboard.

Mostly, though, I just want you to see my half-off, Dollar General hat, 'cause that faux-fur baby rocks my pseudo-Amazon socks.