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Bad Ways To Pull Over For A Cop

Shayne Michael — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:30:00 PST

Bad Ways To Pull Over For A CopCut over four lanes of traffic andstart a Chinese Fire drill before the cops get to the ...

Shayne Michael — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:30:00 PST

Zombie PsychologyWhat do you see in this ink blot And stop saying brainsI know a lot of the undead on Zoloft who at le...

Shayne Michael — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:30:00 PST

Signs That The Economy Is Really Bad

The last time anyone gave 110% it was to unemployment figures.
A baker's dozen contains three eggs.
Your electric company makes candles.
The last time you were in a drive-tru the people in front of you were applying for jobs.
Your health insurance program is a bottle of asprin and a prayer.
Your company car appears on the TV series Operation Repo, with a recurring role.
You've priced pace makers at your local pawn shop.
You've used ninety percent of your coin collection in a vending machine.
The last time you sold your soul to Satan you offered a rebate.
You've tried to carpool on a ten speed.
You can take it with you because there's nothing to take.
The last time someone said, "A penny for your thoughts," you made change.

My house is an asset; my wife is a liability. That's how my liabilities came to own my assets.

Shayne Michael — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 12:30:00 PST

A Storm Chaser's Last Words

You do realize, "Go fly a kite," is a metaphor?