Shenmue Stare

Natsumi Sakuragi: The Profit Prophet

2012-02-24T12:00:00.002-06:00

Dear SEGA,

I'll tell your fortune.
You'll finish Shenmue 3 and
make lots of money.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Superstars Tennis For Two

2012-02-23T12:00:00.001-06:00

Dear SEGA,

Who'd I like to see
in Superstars Tennis 2?
OH TAKE A WILD GUESS.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

More Shenmue, Less Bass Fishing

2012-02-22T12:00:00.017-06:00

Dear SEGA,

Dreamcast collection.
It needed some more Shenmue
and less bass fishing.

Sincerely Yours,
Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Frakk Me

2012-02-21T12:00:00.001-06:00

Dear SEGA,

Dance with me, SEGA.
Get Corey and Shenmue 3
and let's frakkin' dance!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Crowd-Sourced Fundraising 2

2012-02-20T12:00:00.000-06:00

Dear SEGA,

It bears repeating.
'Cause, what I said yesterday,
I really meant that.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Crowd-Sourced Fundraising

2012-02-19T12:00:00.001-06:00

Dear SEGA,

You could always try
Kickstarter to make part 3.
I'm guessing you won't.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Auto-Pilot

2012-02-18T12:00:00.001-06:00

Dear SEGA,

If Travolta can
make a comeback, so can you.
No more slip-ups, though.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

RE: Re-Release

2012-02-17T12:00:00.001-06:00

Dear SEGA,

I just can't see why
you don't re-release the games.
Stop being mental!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

The Gambler

2012-02-16T12:00:00.001-06:00

He tends to frequent
the Dobuita slot house.
The man's addicted!

Funny Bear Burgers 3

2012-02-15T12:00:00.005-06:00

Funny Bear Burgers.
'Cause Mirthful Cow Patties was
already taken.

Funny Bear Burgers 2

2012-02-15T12:00:00.003-06:00

Funny Bear Burgers.
It's ten twenty-two, time for
laughing bear patties!

Funny Bear Burgers

2012-02-15T12:00:00.001-06:00

Funny Bear Burgers.
An amateur cooks there and
manages the joint.

Sweet Deal

2012-02-14T12:00:00.000-06:00

Dear SEGA,

Show the fans you care!
Valentine's sales are cool, but
we need Shenmue love!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

A Day To Plead

2012-02-13T12:00:00.001-06:00

Dear SEGA,

Hey, make Shenmue 3!
I could say that forever,
and I likely shall...

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Things That Make Ya Go Hmmm...

2012-02-12T12:00:00.009-06:00

Dear SEGA,

Let's get busy, guys!
How come you don't re-release
Shenmue 1 and 2?

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Chance Or Luck As An Arbitrary Force

2012-02-11T12:00:00.002-06:00

Dear SEGA,

Fortune smites us all.
Another day has gone by
without Shenmue 3.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

A Time To Reflect

2012-02-10T12:00:00.000-06:00

She sits and ponders
if the moon is made of cheese.
Doesn't everyone?

Make It Work

2012-02-09T12:00:00.000-06:00

Dear SEGA,

I know that you want
to make another Shenmue.
Make it work somehow.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

That Or Boobies

2012-02-08T12:00:00.001-06:00

Man, my brain's frazzled.
I think I'll take a nap and
dream of Shenmue 12.

Never Is Forever

2012-02-07T12:00:00.006-06:00

Dear SEGA,

Late is not so great,
but never is forever.
I'd rather have late.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Bring On The Lateness

2012-02-06T12:00:00.000-06:00

Dear SEGA,

Just 'cause something's late
doesn't mean it shouldn't come.
Bring on the lateness!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Pushed Back

2012-02-05T12:00:00.000-06:00

Dear SEGA,

It's good to see you
pushing back its release date.
It shows that you care.

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Shenmue500k - In Need Of A New Group Pic

2012-02-04T12:00:00.001-06:00

So we don't quite have
five-hundred thousand members.
Just give us some time.

Heideker

2012-02-03T12:00:00.000-06:00

Dear SEGA,

Spagett a clue, guys!
Shenmue 3 would be nothing
but a boon to you!!

Sincerely Yours,
Just Another Shenmue Fan.

里見治 1 shenmue 3 里見治 2 シェンムー３シェンムー3 sega hajime satomi 株式会社セガ

Batman & Ryobin

2012-02-02T12:00:00.002-06:00

Holy shit, Batman!
It's not the same bat channel
or the same bat time.