Sheriph

Moved On?

2011-08-09T16:39:00.000+01:00

I kinda came back here and saw what i missed....just might move back here. Sorry i've been cheating on you with wordpress.....well it's all your fault...she has a mobile app for bb and you don't....it's like she allows me to doggy while you just stick to ur missionary style..........this is me just typing rubbing outta boredom

It's been almost 4months since i put up a post here sha

Deuces

Skilla diaries

2011-04-18T01:23:00.002+01:00

Been eons since i posted anything in this binsh....don't wanna believe i've been so busy i haven't had time to bore u lot with my boring lifestyle, alcoholism and many other rubbish i put up on this blog. Maybe i'm having writer's block....no be say i be writer sha.....i actualy do have a wordpress account i barely use too, that wan don suffer pass this blog......that might change soon as my very good friend The_Tools_Man wants me to be a guest blogger on his blog, that might just ginger me back to my old sef......can't even come up with any corny disclaimer message...its that bad.

Life's been the same ol shit, different shalanga and tamba water *fuck toilet rolls*....work Monday thru Thursday *Friday na 1/2 day for North, everyone na Muslim....my bear_bear ~~hustas something~~ even makes my case easier......of which i gas mark register for byob thursday nite.....and must resume with a hangover on friday...the Jumat service excuse covers this sha ~~if u like tell my boss.~~ I'm still an alcoholic, chronic womanizer and still exhibit all the bad traits your mama warned you about..............decadence and
debauchery filled things *evil grin*

I'm barely on twitter these days, dunno if its work, MTN taking the piss, nothing interesting to tweet about or the 17 girls who claim to be pregnant for me......i sha know its one of these sha.....love life is intact....i think i'm in love sef but i can't write about it b4 one of the skilla17 think its about them........with their baby mama drama.....by the way Angelina Jolie can like to adopt half a dozen of em, i'll take 5......i think i'm high again cos this post makes absolutely no sense.

Health wise.....i'm still kissing the cancer sticks, i still drink like a fish, eat irregularly...most times late.....this explains why i'm up at this time...*smh* 4 myself......God help anyone who points out this blog to any of my parents ~~dem dey form tech savvy sef~~ ...God will clog your arteries and give u a heart attack before you give my mother one.....Talking of momsy...tomorrow is her born day, make una help me pray for the woman who carried me for 9months in her womb....as you do so, ur kids and kids will pray for you as well.....anyways....gotta go to bed.....work dey tomorrow ~~bummer~~

P.S.
Actor no dey die, if u see gbagaun chest eet!

SKILLA DIARIES.......Blabbing or a come back?

2011-03-14T14:05:00.000+01:00

Wow....exactly a month since i posted something in this binsh! I miss coming to write here in my semi-drunken state.....usually get inspiration then. These days, it's either i'm too drunk or not drunk enough to put up a post and if it's not that, i'm probably tryna chat up a babe somewhere so i can get in her pata....yes i said it, i'm an ashawo like that.....can't say the same of my success rate sha, something my father will be disappointed in, if he finds out.

I have no disclaimer notice to put up today as my brain cells are being fried in this Abuja sun which makes it rather impossible to come up with anything witty. I do not even have anything important to post sef.....just came here make e no be like say me sef no dey drop few lines for my blog...........

Round up............so i gave up smoking for 4days ~~not successive days sh~~ in the past week and i haven't smoked today ~~looking around to see if my maiguard isn't reading~~ i didn't party this weekend as i was indoors most of the time.....BYOB @ Play was on point last thursday as the ratio of girls to boys was 3:1.....and it was Onyeka, Muyiwa and Terdoh's birthday on that same thursday....i'm guessing it was their crowd sha...maybe, maybe not......Ms. Brownie's in town....no further comments....Kizzy Kastro's in town too....i don't tweet like i use to..........i obviously don't have anything to write.....being dependent on alcohol and nicotine for creativity can be a bitch sometimes....oh well, i hope i come up with something cool the next time i decide to put up a post..........i owe a good friend at least 3articles, good thing she hasn't been breathing down my neck........going thru some mid life crisis too but fuck it, i ain't complaining.......besides being an alcoholic and nicotine addict, i think i love sex....problem is i never get enough....don't ask me when was the last time sha....didn't ur parents tell u its rude to ask such?..........enough of this blabbing, need me a fix of something to jolt my brain cells.........i ain't proof reading shit still....adios, ciao, odabo, ire, kachifo.....in a nutshell DUZEEZ

SKILLA DIARIES - Cool Restaurants to take ur date on Vals

2011-02-14T17:04:00.000+01:00

This is coming rather late, but work has been a female dog all morning. Before i proceed, kindly read the disclaimer notice below

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All information in the post is mine to do with as I see fit and make such financial profit, political mileage, or good joke as it lends itself to. This post should be read only by those persons who want to or referred to by friends. However, if the contents of this post make no sense whatsoever then you probably were not the intended recipient, or, you are a mindless cretin; either way, you should immediately delete yourself & destroy your computer! Once you have taken this action please contact me.. no you idiot, you cant use your computer, you just destroyed it, and by the way, you are also deleted, but i digress......
In the event that i did not send this link to you or were referred by a friend, then please return it to me and attach a scanned-in picture of your mothers brothers wife wearing nothing but pata alhaja, and i will immediately refund you exactly half of what you paid for the 4 wraps of amala you bought at white house yesterday which brings us to the post it self......

It's Valentine's day and you're wondering where you can take your loved one to? Have no fear, the voices in my head and i did a survey/review of cheap and affordable restaurants u can take that babe of yours. After all the babes of nowadays dey sing whether na N1, whether na N1000000 baby u go t me....and that my disclaimer piece was bland by the way......Enjoy the restaurant reviews

MamaPut

Mama Put aka Yakoyo aka Chop and Quench is doing Vals day promo with multiple outlets located abi na situated in every koro/lungu in Nigeria, u can never go wrong with their specialty in fried stew and assorted meat, ranging from ponmo, shaki, edo, fuku, ora, orisirisi...abbl (ati be be lo aka etc) Combined with amala, akpu, poundo, rice and dodo....Today, they are doing BOGOF (Buy One, Get One Free) as its a day of love and sharing.

HYE aka Have You Eat

The Banner says it all, they attend to all your needs. They normally close by 6pm but today as its lovers day, they have extended it to 10PM so u can enjoy a romantic candle lit (dem no get gen) dinner with your loved one

Karibu's

Karibu's the place to be if you like food, as in plenty food...as in mass produced food for refugee camp things....omo na chop and die as u can see from the banner. Located in a village not too far from yours. I can assure u if ur babe is anorexic, she shall be cured. Whats that if not love? Spoke to the chief chef Hassan aka Morufu on whats their secret and all he said was they get their supplies from China and he was even happy to smile for the camera. They do take out, just call the number on the banner

Hassan ze Chef aka Morufu

Herpes Pizza

So your friends are bragging that they took their babes to Debonnaires....do not despair, there's a new Pizza hut in town, located in downtown ajegunle, where u can get an amala flavored pizza for N300 with goat meat shredding and things...u can never go wrong...Impress Sikira, treat her to some Italian delicacy, make she sef quality. For every pizza u buy, u get one bottle of sharwarma and hot salad as its vals day....Hurry up and go to Herpes Pizza

Well these are the top 3 joints that made my list....i actually had 10 but i no get time write shit....u guys don't pay me, but these 3 lovely restaurants have offered me free food for putting them on the internet.

In other news i am still single and NO it's not because of valentine's day.......the picture below should explain

As Bruno Mars don sing, all the babes just dey believe....me wey nonchalant before...i never catch banger, na grenade i wan catch.....need to get back to work right now.....I had a blast this weekend and my body still aches....might put up a post tomorrow sha....

Happy Valentine's day and stay blessed

P.S.

USE PROTECTION

SKILLA DIARIES Another Disclaimer Notice

2011-02-08T11:15:00.000+01:00

I wonder if i'll ever run outta ideas or websites to steal these notices, the voices in my head don't think so and @GriffinStreaks is here looking at me and shaking his head while i attempt to put up my next disclaimer here goes nothing:

Disclaimer Notice:
Please read all instructions and warnings before you proceed. Must be 18yrs of age or older to proceed any further. If you stumbled on this blog, do not dismay nor be frightened, the post below was not written in Morse Code and if you have a doubt, i can get Nicholas Cage in Wind Talkers to help you translate/decode it. If you haven't registered to vote, kindly do so before you read this post as the repercussions of not doing so are grave. You are most likely going to be raped by rabies infested monkies if you do not vote. In no way was that last line sponsored by the protagonists of #RSVP and no its not Rice and Stew Very Plenty you glutton, its Register, Secure, Vote and Participate....hope i got that right. This disclaimer won't explode after you read it as secret agents all over the world have been warned to desist from such crude ways of communications. If you believe the World is gonna end on 21/05/2011 or believe everything you saw in the movie 2012, this post is not for you. If you lack a sense of humor, please move on or better still grow up unless you're Peter Pan and i'm sure it sucks wearing those green pants, don't go believing you're metro-sexual...dude, you're gay!.

This post is short sha......its confirmed, i'm becoming lazy or maybe i've been too busy....whichever way sha...i no get anything to write....i actually do sha....the weekend was filled with debauchery and alcohol laden acts.....Lemme see if i can recall sha.

Thursday
No karaoke.....Stadia ~~office~~ chilling with the adawa committee (They make many important decisions in this country ~~believe it~~) sipping on Udeme and things till it was 10:30PM which signaled the time for BYOB at play....took a sharp detour at home to do #2 as my house no far from play....Got their and two bottles of absolut with many coca cola was on the table.....saw the usual suspects and the guzzling began....u go think say na water men dey drink as i no fit explain how the 1st bottle went down in 30mins.....sizing up the chicks in the club as na sausage-fest men as no abana (abana [a-ba-na] - noun: a girl, fine or not) dey our side.....i take that back....like 14 abanas where there forming activity....was still scoping one when NEPA struck....bastards took the light for like 30mins but people lock up, no waka.....i'm beginning to suspect Play has jazzed some of us.....power was restored and as if some evil spirit possessed everyone, we started dancing immediately the music started.......i really don't remember half of the shit that went down that night...i sha know i got home in one piece

Friday
Woke up late, was late for work.....mad hangover but a man's gotta make this paper....how i wish i was still collecting pocket money from the parents *sigh*....left work early and attempted to sleep but that wan no gree come....DJ managed to drag me to some party later that night but as body no be firewood, i retired on time 10:45PM to be precise....slept like a baby and vowed not to drink again ~~i say this everytime.....~~

Saturday
After a loooooooong sleep from the previous night, i was determined to make the best outta the rest of my weekend...Headed to stadia for a few drinks as well as watch the games.....was still laffing at assanal's draw when those bastards at wolves decided to stop United's unbeaten run....imagine small relegation bound wolves *kmt*. Dante's birthday was the next day so we decided to party till he turns 21....yelz we're young like that....why do u think they call me and my friends young money....like duh!.....sha, we moved ourselves to the Caribbean wine cafe for weed spiked shisha, followed by 3bottles of absolut and 1JD....Seven Carina, GraffitiSticks, Frank Sushe, Joey Crack, Fazza, CFC, and many more peeps i'll rather not mention are guilty of falling those bottles.....moved to play and another bottle of vodka went down......the rest as i know is history, well not really sha....i remember a stolen kiss, someone professing love, someone dozing in the club, a lot of ass grabbing, an interesting conversation on my way home with Sushe which we have no idea of what we talked about the following day.....all i know is i got home in one piss....yup one piss, i took a piss in front of my gate and slept like a baby.....the end...opin sinima

SKILLA DIARIES

2011-02-01T13:26:00.000+01:00

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Warning: Actual Post is boring

So after my last post review from friends, foes and family alike, they all came to the conclusion that i am not OK and i have finally lost it......i beg to differ though, i am very much okay and if you don't agree with me, you can grab your Mary K makeup kit and go give facebook a makeover.....as if y'all weren't entertained...even oyinbo man faraway in Greece dey laugh the post, why? cos he has a great sense of humor.....and if u still don't get it, go to Jabi Lake with a mop and help the ecology by ridding it of the over-spill with ya mop .........anyways i don't know what i wanna put up this time seeing i put a lil bit of effort on the disclaimer notice....i guess i should just tell you how my weekend before the last went down

So i went for a birthday party and had the opportunity to try on my new suit from Pierre Cardin ~~i am GQ like that~~ as you can see in my picture below. Even asked the mirror on the wall, only for the fucktard to tell me "Google is Your Friend"......bastard mirror, changing him soon i reckon. Maybe i'll just buy a yoruba speaking agbero mirror, i hear they know how to sing ones praise

Mirror, Mirror On The Wall, Whos is The Flyest of Them All?

By the way, the event took place at the prestigious Hilton Hotel in Ajegunle plus it was strictly by invitation

AJ Hilton Foyer

It was only courteous of me to get the celebrant a cake which i did from the best bakery in the whole wide world L'Agege, bromate filled, high on carbs with no nutritional value whatsoever. There was also ewa agoyin to go with the cake as "man can't live by bread alone"

Birthday Cake

The guests at the party did their usual African timing wahala, they started trooping as soon as it was 3hrs past the specified time and before you could say shokolokobangoshe, the place was packed to the brim with both peoples and stars, shayo everywhere and a few celebs i was able to get pictures of;

Brangelina

Kanye's Mom

Breezi aka Fadeyi Oloro

Drunkn Munky

I couldn't get enough picture of the other notable guests as my bb died. The party was in full swing, drinks everywhere, dancing competitions, chit-chat and thingz, a fight broke out by the way and i was lucky to get a picture of the brawlers......below are some of the pics i took before my phone pai sha...

See as these babes dey boogie down...this was the skonto competition

This was the dude that won the alanta competition, he beat @thetoolsman only cos he could make an alanta shit face and my boy toolz was too tush to mean mug

The host treated us to sea pork and we were also given foreign ororo as take away

Blackberry Saga: @Preshus89 vs @Rondo_Jewel fight that almost ended the party

This dude just dey tiff drinks up an down, i'm sure he got the bad habit from going to BYOB at play on Thursdays

This is pure laziness in my part ....i'm not paid to write this shit, so i can as well end this post here.......at least i put a lil effort on the disclaimer bit......have work to do now....BYE

Have a great week

THE SKILLA DIARIES - A Mini Biography

2011-01-24T09:59:00.000+01:00

Its Monday again whoop whoop! and i'm here downloading the latest jazz app in town...u know the jazz that can make u walk through walls, had my colleague at work to take a picture (see pic below). before you read the post, take your time and go through the disclaimer notice below.

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I bet this disclaimer will be longer than the post ......

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My Mini-Biography

Name: Tola aka Skillful Skillashi! aka Actor No dey Die aka Skilobo aka Abija aka etc...yes etc sef na alias!

Zodiac sign: Taurus.....I'm a BullY

Hobbies: Collecting Tiger/Shark teeth, Catching Bullets with Bare Hands, and stopping locomotive trains with my farts.

My Records: Fought with an Elephant and Hippopotamus broke the elephant's neck, shoved it up the hippo's ass after beating the shit out of a lion and bear for not supporting me.

Greatest Achievement: Skated on Lava.

Silly things Done: Swimming in a tsunami and playing tag with a cobra.

Most Embarassing Moment: Couldnt kill 100 Bears with a single punch(only 99 died). Last one was in a coma..wonder why the fool didn't die *kmt*

Proudest Moment: When a cobra Died after biting Me.B-)

Something about Me: i dont really like to show off, I'm too humble for that.....if I attempt show off ehn! You wouldn't believe anything I say, like how Jack Bauer, Jason Bourne, James Bond, Captain Afrika, Terror Muda and Chuck Norris asked me for help back in dem days *memories*

Randoms
So someone asked me what I do when I run outta shoes, easy...I look for the closest reptile, preferably a crocodile or python, skin it alive and voila I've got new shoes.

Another person asked what would I do if horny...that wasn't difficult....strap bombs all over my body, blow up myself in a crowded area....voila 99virgins in heaven waiting for me *shiken*..... P.S. This is not suicide bombing as I have a return ticket from heaven with multiple entry visa sef.

Someone also asked how i do my shopping....like jeez! is that a question? What do you have Yahoo Messenger for?

For those doubting these facts i put up, see my picture....i was just 8yrs here by the way, leading a riot in protest of the rise in cost of agege bread and ew agoyin....i roll bare chested mehn! even the cops were scared to step up to me. They had to call in the Justice League to beg me....i didn't budge till i whooped super man and bat man before shoving captain america's shield up his ass.....memories* We're cool now though and i'm still considering joining the Justice League

If u got more questions about my humble self, feel free to post a comment and oh yes I'm very normal
Eez your boy Skillful Skillashi....aka...you know the rest....«---that's an alias too

Duzeez ....

P.S.
Read the disclaimer again o ye haters!

SKILLA DIARIES

2011-01-17T09:34:00.000+01:00

I am back in Abuja and my new year's resolution ~~i never made any~~ was to reduce my nocturnal outings as well as cut down on my extra-curricular activities. This was made easy as i was accompanied by the Breeze's, Owu and his elder brother Legbe....i'm sure most of y'all are familiar with Owu though. How did i get to know the Breeze's? That's easy now, i partied a lot over the hols and money went down, paint-balling, bowling, go-karting etc. meeting owu was bound to happen.........make i free this Owu story before i deviate from the purpose of this post which i bloody have no idea what it is. Owu and Legbe are gonna be outta my life by month end, this i am sure of.

The past week wasn't bad as i was able to close a project i started sometime last year *adjusts jigi and pops collar like the bad ass project manager that i am*.....Don't wanna talk about work o jare....maybe i'll do that in my alternate blog. Anyways my usual routine from Thursdays changed as i didn't go to Cassalinda for karaoke nor BYOB at Play even though i got several PINGS!!!, calls and text messages which i tactically ignored #NoMourinho.....Friday that i attempted to even go out sef, same story....fell asleep b4 11:00pm, talk about old age...off which i don dey old o! My birthday is in May, 8days before the world comes to an end *yimu* i hope i get the strength to party....and yet i deviate again from what i'm posting....*sigh*. Bumped into an old friend sha...Haji something.....woooo that na story for later.

Back to my post....so i was chilling jejely at home, playing Call of Duty "Black Ops" omo the game is mad gaan o...and i wan begin dey deviate *smh*....that's how hunger came knocking and we (Me DJ n Adey) decided to go look for food at 9:30PM...found food and decided to go to Wineshop to chill for a bit. Steve, Mo n Ola later joined us over a bottle of Absolut....the night was quite windy and chilly if i may add, reminded me of that one time in Brooklyn *good times*...anyways, was sitting down, chatting with friends when i spotted CFC...he later joined us with Ms. T.....finished the absolut and was home bound when someone suggested play....sha went home to change, got to play and the place was kinda dry, MsKunz n Bev later joined us......got a bottle of absolut vodka, our 2nd of the night....so much for reducing alcohol intake this year ....saw Mady, omo Mady is hot o! she is one of the few babes that makes me wish i was a lil bit taller *sigh* .......it was mad fun at play......the night ended with the screen of my phone broke "don't ask me how".....got home and played call of duty in my inebriated state....omo dem too kill me as i no play with clear eye......

Sunday was spent watching movies as i no get functional BB, all my sunday sunday ashewo pinging were put on hold, watched the united game...thank God it ended 0-0 if not I no go hear word from awon enemies, got on twitter via tweetdeck but the thing no fit be like ubertwitter.......the end o jare

Have a great week

P.S
Still don't proof read shit so u can like to use ponmo as bracelet if u spot any gbagaun...Thanz a bunsh!

New Zodiac Dates

2011-01-14T09:20:00.000+01:00

Happy New year peeps, this is my 1st post....well 2nd post of the year as i have an alternate blog skilobo.wordpress.com.

The powers that be have decided to add a new zodiac sign to the constellations.....well i'm still a Taurean and e remain small i for turn Ram aka Aries *sigh*

The New Dates:

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Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18 - May 13
Taurus: May 13 - June 21
Gemini: June 21 - July 20
Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20

Saw an article online that broke down the typical Taurus that i am and i can say it was totally on point. Have a great read below.

Taurus Strength Keywords:

- Dependable
- Persistent
- Loyal
- Patient
- Generous

Taurus Weakness Keywords:

- Stubborn
- Laziness
- Possessive
- Materialistic
- Self-indulging

Taurus and Independence:

Taurus is not the one who ventures out into the unknown and leads the way, Taurus is the one that will follow the leader and strengthen and build upon the discovered, in other words they are the one that will "dot the I's and cross the T's". This perseverance is given to them by their stubborn streak. Taurus stubborn streak is what gives their independence. They like to do things their way. They are perfectly fine on being alone, this way things get done they way they want them to be done. Taurus is not a follower, but they are not the brave one either. Taurus is perfectly independent. With their perseverance, they get things done and can do quite well for themselves.

Taurus and Friendship:

A Taurus is an excellent friend. Taurus has few close friends as opposed to many acquaintances. The few people they hold dear to them are guarded and protected. Their friends are treated like family and they are fiercely loyal and dependable. Taurus loves to be the host or hostess. Although not a total social butterfly, they can be shy around strangers, the people who Taurus let into their lives are lavishly catered to when Taurus decides to throw a party, they decorate and present everything lavishly. Taurus will always pamper themselves and their close group of friends.

Taurus and Business:

Taurus is a strong business person. Taurus is the one who has immense perseverance, even when others have given up, the Taurus rages on. They have a knack for finance and their financial advice is prized. They know where money is to be made and have the ability to manipulate and set the path for their own success. Taurus are not frivolous spenders but they like to live lavishly and surround themselves with nice possessions and foods, which all adds up resulting in large spending habits. They will not spend all their money and cause their business to fail because if they do, their security and stability will be gone and this will cause them great stress.

Taurus Temperament:

Taurus are deeply sensitive, the slightest comment or negative remark will be taken personally and they can easily get offended or hurt. Their stubborn streak results in laziness. They can be very lazy when someone gives them orders or wants them to do something they do not want to do. They are not lazy when it comes to themselves,

Taurus Deep Inside:

Taurus are not fond of change. In fact, is change is imminent, they get very nervous and worried. They do not like anything new because anything new is unknown and Taurus fears the unknown. Taurus needs order in their lives and when they do not have order, they get very anxious. Taurus will cut themselves off from the unfamiliar in order to avoid the feelings of insecurity that arise when new experiences and situations are present. Taurus do not express their feelings openly and their inner self is contained and secretive. Many people do not know how sensitive Taurus really is, they hide it well. As a result, they are often emotionally hurt when the wrong things are said, they take things too personally sometimes. Taurus avoids talking about their emotions and many people never really know how they feel.

Taurus in a Nutshell:

Taurus is the one who has immense perseverance, even when others have given up, the Taurus rages on. Solid and persistent, just like the bull, which is Taurus' well suited symbol. Taurus's have a well known reputation for being stubborn, which is not necessarily a bad thing. The stubborn streak can cause Taurus to butt heads and conflict with other strong character types. Taurus are not fond of change. They like the familiar and routine comfort of life. Taurus is easy going and not one to pick a fight but should some poor souls attempt to provoke Taurus, the wrath will be known, for they have a temper underneath the calm surface. Taurus are very responsive to their surroundings. They like decorations, color, anything that appeals to all the senses. Taurus like possessions and the Taurus home is nicely decorated with lots of things. Taurus are down to earth, they do not like gaudy, flashy or over the top things. They prefer comfortable and creative settings and objects. Taurus likes security, in every aspect of their lives from home, to love, to career. Taurus can be secretive, opinionated and stingy. Taurus tend to be self-indulgent and lazy, Taurus are master procrastinators of the astrology zodiac! They do however have a strong, persistent drive that comes to life when they chose, and no one would ever know that they are lazy. The secret to this is that their laziness is pushed aside when it comes to themselves.

Taurus Love, Sex and Relationships

What it's like to date a Taurus Woman:

Taurus women are masters in the art of seduction. She will get what she wants but her patience is incredible, she will wait for what she wants She needs stability and security and will not tolerate a man who is not straight with her and leads her along with uncertainty in the future. She is the old-fashioned type, the type of woman who is associated with the drive-in soda shop days of the 60's. She is down to earth, protective, supportive, loving, devoted and loyal. She is openly affectionate in a relationship. Taurus women is perfect for the man who likes to be nurtured and pampered, providing you are loyal and devoted. She has a lot to give but she requires a lot in return. Remember, the Taurus woman is very sensitive although she might not seem so on the exterior. Court her and constantly try to impress her and you will win her heart and she will be yours. Cross a Taurus woman, and her temper will flare, she will become extremely stubborn. If you ever break her trust, it will be nearly impossible to gain it back again.

What it's like to date a Taurus Man:

The Taurus man is very sensible, he is not the man to sweep you off your feet. He is practical and down to earth. He wants a high quality woman, not a woman for one night. He will survey cautiously before he makes his approach. He is very patient when it comes to a relationship. He will survey the situation and make sure the woman has something to offer him, before he offers himself. Taurus man is a romantic man, he will put his woman on a pedestal, protect her and cherish her. Once he has chosen his woman, he will be very generous, loyal and faithful. He is not a boring man, but he is not for the woman who craves adventure and excitement. Taurus man is for the woman who craves stability and comfort, he is an incredible provider and is a very fine choice as a partner for the right woman. He is in it for the long haul so commitment is no problem for this man.

How To Attract Taurus:

Do not attempt to rush into a relationship with Taurus. They are very patient and expect you to be so too. Make them laugh, if they are amused and entertained by you, they will enjoy being with you. The way to a Taurus' heart is through their stomachs. Cook for them or offer to take them to a fine upscale restaurant. Taurus enjoy talking about finance, business, money and material possessions.

Taurus Erogenous Zone:

The throat and neck are the hot spots for any Taurus. Lightly rub the neck, kiss it gently, lick it lightly, even a soft nipple will make them melt like butter! Massage the back of the neck while you are relaxing, this relax them and set the mood for passion!

Sex With Taurus:

They are passionate lovers. They have lots of physical stamina and this makes up for the lack of variety in the sex life.

SKILLA DIARIES XX: Abuja-Gidi Something

2010-12-22T11:05:00.000+01:00

Haven't updated this blog in 2weeks, complacency setting in or i just don't have time? Who knows?.....Last week was interesting o! Nobs Memoirs kinda interesting but my liver never reach share the details.....i was ill too for 4 straight days and i couldn't drink alcohol which made my ginger level drop drastically.....make i just summarize every

Tuesday or Wednesday (not sure): I met @DizzyDami for the 1st time along side BamBam and the 4eyedMonk at Cafe 24 before heading to a birthday party at Code...same Abuja crowd were there to grace the occasion ~~fucking small town kmt~~ Alcohol choke for that party sha.....couldn't dance cos i was wearing shorts and i couldn't afford grinding on a chic with my pata washing tool ~~has a mind of its own~~ rising to the occasion how embarrassing could that get? So i maintained my champion and sat jejely in one koro gisting with Q and @Sfladipo till my people were ready to leave.....#inothernews: DizzyDami and Bambam sure know how to whine their waists sha....ahan!

Thursday: Did i mention i had 2 house guests (females A and N *very courageous chicks o!"Yoruba translation") earlier....i doubt....back to the gist....my guests were at home when i got in from stadia i go there everyday now *smh* so i invited them for karaoke but it seems they had other plans....T-Mak and Faruq later came to pick me up but we had a quick stop at Sharwarma King ~~man must whack~~ while waiting, i got a call from A asking me to get Cranberry Juice as there was a bottle of Vodka at home.....i thought it was gonna be a brief drop till T-Mak and Faruq saw A and N.....these boys are just pure randy! Before i could say gheungheun....boys don dey get all frisky, na hin mini-BYOB start, shame i couldn't join in as i was on meds. Miss N later showed up, she just came in from lagos....yep she's endowed too...Mr. Switch also joined the group later....my small BQ turned to VIP in a matter of 30mins..music blasting from DJ Lappy....we decided to go for BYOB after the bottle of Absolut was down to the last drop.....BYOB was fun sha....even in my weak state, i was able to groove utunu! the ashawo in me no gree sick with the way i was grinding and thingz....Got home and the party continued....the rest they say my friend, is Tales by Moonlight

Friday: Ajala mode - Check....Lagos beckons, i ja'd from the office for the year. Flight was delayed by an hour or so....Lagos and traffic are synonyms i tell you, check ya thesaurus if i'm lying. Had to take a bike from the airport to meet momsy's driver at AVM Church cos of the standstill caused by our presido GEJ. Got home with Buga and Mr. Awesome waiting for me, hailed the fam and set out immediately....did a lil shopping, picked up CFC and Duli and got back to Buga's...Ganja was already waiting for us..... 5mins later, Incredible Hustle pulled up in a space bus filled with chics az in! Na theire ginger begin dey spread for body....we sha headed out, 1st stop was Rehab aka Milo Last kid standing....they had a guest list something, then volar...same thing...Marquee was full oh as all the innit and wazzup people were in town, we later stopped at NewsCafe for cocktails as well as enjoy the view ~~if u see some yanshes ehn!~~ We returned to Marquee after scaling the bouncers at the elevators only for the bouncers at the door bounce us, na so me sef enter my "innit - mode" when i spray all the phonee wey i sabi finish ~~i get 3siblings for london jand, no be mistake~~, one of the managers heard and believed in the gospel, even castigated the bouncers....all on top say i speak phonee on behalf of my siblings ~~wonders shall never end.~~ Upon all i still do shakara commot immediately to go join Incredible Hustle and his bevy of chicks at Bacchus. Bacchus bouncers sef wan go funny but Alhaji Aliyu Mai-Bornu and Dr. Clement Isong ~~google if u no sabi who dem be~~ did the trick and we joined in. There was this particular chic that was grinding on me all night till i heard her age! omo i was shocked o...if no be say education, i go fit born her...sat down in one koro the rest of the night sipping on whiskey till we were ready to leave.

Saturday: My Saturday was already packed with events;

5weddings
High School reunion
Mr. Awesome's birthday
FunturfSoccerFieta2
Twiterave
GTB 20th Anniversary

i'm not sure if that's the complete list of activities lined up for that day but this is all i remember. Can u guess how many i attended? ~~google is your friend.~~ Didn't wake up till 4pm so the weddings were out of it, reunion was in ikeja so that too was struck out. Picked up Mr. Awesome and Buga for our remaining waka on the island, the traffic na die o, had a late lunch and gt to funturf around 7pm only for those clowns asking a whole moi to come and pay 2k ~~i be alaroro~~ for event wey go end in 30mins ~~dem papa~~ hung out outside, bumped into a few followers and friends before heading to the palms for dinner ~~chinese something~~ as per Mr. Awesome's baiday....next stop was GTB's anniversary, 4 passes, 16people....omo necessity is the mother of all inventions o jare, long story short, the 4passes went round...shout out to @thetoolsman and @awizii for this. The GTB do was on point with top notch performances from Wande C, Dr. Sid, Jesse Jags. Ikechuckwu's performance was just there as well as Tuface's. Highlight of the night was that comedian that partnered with Basket Mouth Sidi John or something....dude cracked me up make i no lie. Final stop was Twiterave make e no be like say person no reach there plus we were looking for food. Got there feeling like a bad guy as i was assured my name was on the guest list...only for the bouncers asking for pass...i'm like dude...isn't it a guest list something?....i no wan long am i just waka go my house go crash.......food kuku dey house.

Sunday: So a couple of friends almost drowned at the beach the previous weekend and vowed never to go to the beach again.....but it was BYOB Bring Your Own Banger organized by my bestie and her friends as well as @Lydae_Tee's Fresh Fish!!! baiday. I was able to drag Buga and Mr. Awesome out and promised not to get close to the water......summary = it was fun, hung out with a lt of fun peeps .....that is all.

Monday/Tuesday: Got a mail from the boss, flew in to abuja at the nick of time on Tuesday and it looks like i might be spending xmas here as well....to think i've already planned my weekend in gidi...*kmft*...no #ReEvolveTheParty and Koko Concert on Friday, BBQ at Ade's on Saturday, #Underground and ABE on Sunday, House Parties on Monday and Tuesday for me....i'm so frigging burnt....well, on the bright side, i still have my fellow roastos in abuja....we shall make the best of this holiday...........that's about it

Tips on hitch free clubbing in gidi (IMO):

Have a pot belly
Have money sticking out on either sides of your pocket
Your swag has to be on point
Know all the bouncers
Tip heavily
Know managers of the clubs/bar
Dress like its your baiday
Most IMPORTANTLY, be "innit compliant"

I still prefer clubbing in Abuja to Gidi hands down except for that fucker called Oscar at Aqua!

P.S.
Happy Holidays, gbagaun all you can, i ain't mad atcha

The Numbers Game on Twitter

2010-12-09T15:57:00.001+01:00

The numbers game took place on twitter on Tuesday the 7th of December 2010.....why am i even blogging about it sef? Maybe boredom or maybe cos i have a lot of time....The game is like the honesty box app on facebook....shasha the whole idea is to post on your wall this message: "Pick a number from 1-200000 and DM only that Number & I'll tweet what i really think about you with your number" After which your followers will send u DMs with a number they choose aftter which u tweet the number and say how/what u feel about the follower..... You sha get the whole gist...didn't know what i was getting myself into so silly chose a random #127 and decided to DM random people on my TL playing the Numbers Game.....Long and short is i got over 120DMs, 30 of which my replies weren't honest cos i didn't know much about them, ther rest was me flirting...~~yelz i'm an ashawo like that~~..........anyways i was able to track some of my replies from DM's i sent out and here's what they all had to say with my response in italics

@gigachic

#127 the sluttiest dancer I've ever met! I hated u after I read a few tweets! But when I met u I fell in love, you're the life of the party! - i'm no slut plix...life of the party sha...maybe sometimes

@Missmisan

#127 you're so playful and I wonder if u ever get angry.u're kind,sweet and really cool. - i need to slow my roll on playing too much and i do get angry, its just rare....temper's too precious to lose

@SvelteTwampire

#127: i wish i met u b4 i left 9ja- we woulda been great friends. i think u're funny and u use that to make pple around u happy sure we would have, you go come back naija eventually

@MissYxclusive

#127 - AH! 1st time u ff'd me, u just unleashed some terrifyin sub insults to whoever! Lmao! but ur wahala neva near me! Lol! ur cool tho :) - i assure you, it won't near you....you're good people :D

@AlterEgoAdey

#127 Ur a real bad goiz and mad funny. Chop Knuckle - Chop knuckle right back man

@dhebbur

#127 LMAO! EDonDeyMadtAbi?? Ashewo....Chimney..That na derogatory phrase...take it back!

@NerdyChique

127 from the little i know, you party hard!!!!! and you seem like a good person. hope we meet in Abj soon - party hard....*sometimes* good person...*maybe*...meeting you....*definitely

@migraine_boi

#127 na wayray! Period!! - And that makes you?

@lydde_coco

#127 hmmmm i love u loads..words cnt even describe it...u r a TRUE frnd...dnt ever wanna loose u...but ya razz...:* - Love you too dear but i'm sure you know "Razz is the new Cool"...

@exschoolnerd

#127 i dont even know y we r not close sef... If u knew me..as in rili knew me.. And i knew u.. I think we'd b really close - Laide 'iyawo drake.....guessing it's the distance, will soon move back sha

@iloveschwarz

#127 I think you're extremely funny and witty...I wanna kiss u!.hehehe!.btw I love your taste in chocolates and alcohol..send you digits!.:* You've got a nice attitude...i like

@Tkamz

127. But u knw ur not OK sha. You've become a good friend and lagos misses u! -OluwaPoutessa Ibeji i am very OK jor...i just do what eccentric people do ni, i Miss Lagos too

@AEeDIble

#127 Fantastic Dancer! i'd love to dance with you sometime *winks* - i don't dance again o, i'm now into yansh grabbing

@je_mc2

i forgot something: u DM'd with the number 127. please, please, stop smoking. :) - Yes sir...won't tell u the number of hours i've quit so as not to jinx it

@AssistantBF

#127 ..One of the realest Murthafuckaz I met off Twitter! DUDE! U r tha Shiznit.. I got ur back any fuckin' time of day yo! Tuale! -i don't fuck people's mothers plix...got ur back to homey, quadruple tuale!

@AdesuwaO

#127 ah ah...what he tweets is what u get..down to earth n real...but guy u short o.. *hops on bike n vrooms away*"- You don't say! because u take 2" tall pass me we no go hear word! hian!

@Yewinski

#127 You have a really great personality.... really funny and i love your blog. - Aww Thanks dear..u can refer your other friends too :D

@thomasscrown

#127 ashewo toh behd. U dey inspire my weyrei. We burn up d dancefloor cos we bad like that. Osha mor -Plix i'm not an asewo and you alone are responsible for your actions...see you soon, SB!

@FashionDivvah

#127 I'll never forget when we first met. You made an impression, you're funny, and seem real. It's always fun to be around you.- I'm glad i made an impression, look forward to meeting you again

@bimbuzzz

Ah bros #127, you made my weekend! - You're welcome, anything for an aburo

@MizzAina

#127 I call u "psycho igo maltina", don't ask! Lol. I know beneath all d razness and craziness there's intelligence dt runs deep! :) -You 1st insult me, come put me on pedestal after...i 4give you

@OyeSmith

#127 I don't really know u...u r on my TL quite a lot tho...u seem like cool peoples *chop knuckle n tinz* - now chopping the knuckle and tnz...LOL

@JibolaL

#127 egbon!!! We dun talk much but I see your tweets and erin kan maa n kpami ku ni. Ori yin wa n be kpa! - Find ya egbon go front o jare...ma je ki erin kpa e ju...no go die o, all na wash wash

@Nobsdaslushhkid

#127 : I love your no bullshit nature & someday I hope to sit down and have proper biz discussion with you. We'll make it - Hope lunch go dey this discussion #nohomo and the tabs are on you :D...Hopefully something great will come out of the yarns

@deeod

127...*sigh*...online and offline...great person...great kisser too...tehehe! -iBlush! will like to doo eet again sha....kai! i be ashawo

@MsNemah

127- I wee not lie few months back In my book, u were a snub. Buh now I really want 2 meet with lovely side we should hang out soon: D -Honestly i'm intimidated by your height, if we're gonna hangout, na with crowd with mixture of heights...hehehehehe

@adahna

#541 Mr Streak i only know u r a friend, wingman, partner in crime and personal butcher to #127... Mgbo @Griffinstreaks?

@adahna

And oh ....one last thing #127 i want to touch ya bear bear.. (+_+) - Cut the bulk of it yday *sorry* i still have a goatie tho

hawtveebee

#127 nw ds is wan guy I rili lyk. Alwayz mks me up here. Cool much. Much luv I gat. Cm to lag jo. Kmt -You sha had to hiss after all the hailings *smh* Women!

@Nombricks

#127 we definately hv 2 meet some day n get tipsy 'lol -Na only tipsy you wan get? you're definitely gonna gerrit on that day...LMYO

@sexysaka

#127 crazy dude with an I don't care attitude and fun to hang out with - I actually do care about my attitude *sometimes*

@ifyjones

127 u really was a fool inlove lmao!! but is ma budds man! i miss our unilag trips! n all d partys - i'll still be a fool in love if not for friends and James Blunt...hope to see you this holiday and party hard

@jiballzzz

#127 omo iya #thatisall You said it all brethren!

@posh_en

#127, omg wat wld i say abt u . i love u ,i hate u and all d inbtws . but i got yr back .. u r so invited 4 my buffday ..riri's forehead. - the feeling is mutual....i must to chop utunu! on ya baiday

@MsOsunsan

#127 you seem like a crazy person. crazy in a good way. love your blog. maybe we wud meet eventually - depends on ur definition of crazy. Glad you like my blog

@Tilishoz

#127 We'v bin tru sum tuff tym on a general bt all man ruff am. To think I tot I wld neva get used 2ur annoyin wayz,sumhow I miss U&d gang Was i really that annoying? :D I miss Woodcrest too

@MafabaAlaso

#127 very intrestin nd innovative TT developer but u craze BIG but in an intrestin nd chick 'cashin' way - hmm, never taught of it that way

@MizzTej

#127 my short, bald, ex friend. Am sure u expect me 2 say horrible things. Dunno what happened 2 our friendship bt I knw u r a great person -i'm taller than you and i ain't bald "yet"....will try and keep in touch often

@MizMaybach

#127 ur one of the few ppl I say I miss and I mean it.luff and miss u so much.see ya soon -i miss you too and you shall see me soon

@cyntinnet

#127 great companion!There is heavy current moving around us but I intend to off d lite very soon :p!For safety reasons.-looks like i off'd the lite already "mistakenly"...only you can put it back on. i hope you do sha

@nubian_nike

#127 I know u is a flirt, don't start what u can't finish - if i don't finish, there's this popular saying about he who runs, lives to fight another day....No?

@olaprettyjay

#127 all  knw is ur funny buh ow cme Ʋ neva say α̲̅ wrd2 mi on bbm...we nid2 du soin bou dt - too many contacts on bbm o, don't mind me, will keep in touch often

@ThePervNerd

#127 i hav stoppd smoking..hav u? #nohomo *straight face*

@Esshohay

#127 your ways are too correct....wen I grow up I will like 2 be like you....if u never grow up as u be so, wahala dey o...LOL

@sfladipo

#127 you proved ur gentlemanly skills and I owe you! Btw I think you're pretty cool!!!- awww iBlush

@Temyoseny

#127 m kinda surprised u DMd me,wen l was new 2 twitter,u usd 2 tweet @ me nd vice versa but no more..nice meetn u tho!-No be only u o! i need to start tweeting at my old followers, sorry. Nice meeting u too

@ifreke

#127 U wey put me on a long tin! I dey gbadun ur style sha! U be one person wey we go soon siddon gist together..! Big ups!! -Till that time come, you're still on a long. LOL

@TEMIDRE

#127 u r a guy I love(nohomo) bt u can lik to act lik a mad man sha. I love ur family too n I need u in gidi soon -this wan wey u love my family, i dn dey suspect you

@bolairabor

127 u came along & I like u. Can't shag u cos u ar my friend & u undastand that. Thanks for been there wen I needed u - glad i was there for you...but errrm...u can still gerrit...LMAO

@moji_bank

#127 u r a crazy fellow bt we love u like dat!- Thank you o, Word Mole Shampion

@Miss_Ikaz

#127 lol! Baba fun ara won! Ur tweets r not d u I kno!lol! I like ur person! D way u carry urself! Ur maturity level! Am glad I know u! :D - You probably met me on my serious days...just kidding

@GucciPinkLips

#127 my fake namesake that abandoned me *rme*, i like ur tweets and I think u're a very cool sumborri :) - how can i abandon my #abaversion namesake? i think you're cool too

@tommypearldee

#127 Sometimes I wonder why you don't return my tweets - hayam STARS and not PEOPLES...iKid...probably didn't see them

This was all i could get, i'm sure i sent enough DMs and people had stuff to say. Game was fun all the same, shocked i got no negative comments....i know i don offend some people na..oh, they probably unfollowed me..heheheheh......gotta go now....no need to put P.S. at the end, bet y'all know the drill.

Have a nice day

SKILLA DIARIES XIX

2010-12-07T12:26:00.000+01:00

Thursday
My Thursday's kinda following a familiar pattern now, not that i'm complaining sha....this thursday wasn't any different....got off work....straight home, Rory joined me, watched Dexter for a bit....next stop, Stadia ~~make e no be like say i no mark register.~~ had a few pints of beer with the lads ~~u go think say na London i dey~~ Before heading to Cassalinda for Karaoke. Well There was a call to bar dinner going on but that didn't stop us from singing our hearts out.....before i forget, Rory was wearing bum shorts which drew the attention of most of the adults at Cassalinda...old men were ogling while the women were just shaking their heads and giving her *side eye*.....Usual suspects GTB Yellow and Giga couldn't make it for some reason or the other. Just when i was about to finish up my Duet with Rory....the whole Adawa committee came in...good thing the call to bar dinner was done with so there was enough seats for everyone. TMak came with a chick...Ms. K ~~she can gerrit.~~ Farouk came with a 16wheeler ~~who can also gerrit, i no dey too discriminate.~~ MsKunz, DZ, Bk and Bola later joined us....we had fun sha sha.........Next stop was BYOB....i mean what's a Thursday night without BYOB in Abuja? We got to play and entered in no time ~~perks of being a regular~~ Saw familiar faces and kolobied one koro in VIP.....I shall not go into details of the events of that night, all i can say is "It was LEGEN.....wait for it....DARY despite the heat. Talking about the heat sef, omo people no send o, it was like they were practicing how to adapt to hell ni sha.......i mean, you could take a N100 cab to hell in that heat.....considering most of the people at play that night were lawyers who just called to bar.....i'm sure the fare to hell will be slashed to 50kad no offense to lawyers sha but we all know most of u are hell bound......... It didn't deter some people from grinding, climbing tables/chairs etc.......There was this babe on the table beside me....she was dancing one kind erotic dance while the ~~maga~~ dude that brought her was pouring water on her....good thing she was wearing a white shirt and yours truly had ring side seats to the show......Saw Mady aka @ivorymanilov sef...who kept giving me "they eye" - ~~that kind eye wey elders dey give pikin when pikin dey do bad thing~~ not as if i was up to any good cos i was grinding all the girls around me ~~u go think say na pepper.~~......so many things happened at BYOB that i can't remember ~~blame it on shayo.~~ Remembered tipping all the bouncers 5h each....omo nothing for them till next year!

Friday
I was chilling jejely in my lungu, playing FIFA'11 when TMak came to drag me to C24....bumped into @mallamsidi and One Ibo boy *i don forget him name*...... we were planning events for the night when TMak suggested a drink up at MsKunz....called Muzzle Top (Colleague from work) to help get vodka and JD on his way to C24 since he was close to Area2 (vodka na 2k2 jd na 4k5 for that zones)....shasha....the babes that were supposed to come for drink up dulled, giving us cock and bull story.........Anyways DOA's sis was invited for some pool party in Wuye....make e no be like say JD and Vodka waste, we decided to tag along ~~mogbo/moya is my hobby.~~ We decided to pick up a few friends (Jola, Bimbo, Debola and Bimbo's cousin) down the road at Silverspoon where i bumped into my old boss and ex colleague Sholz (Cool Guys)..... by the time we decided to take off, we don form convoy (5cars) ~~Abuja people too like groove~~......we were 3minutes from Wuye when a call came in that the party has died........u go fear gone in 60s driving o....about turn back to play.....looking for a table in play no easy o....we were able to convince the bouncers to allow us into VIP, not the regular VIP (I must turn VIP by force VIP by the door VIP) we had fun sha...2bottles of JD, one Rose and i thought we'll call it a night.....nooooo CFC came in and had other plans.......we ended up at Aqua and bumped into an old flat mates SuzieQ and KC along side some of their other friends ....if u see SuzieQ yansh ehn!! *sign of the cross* That's another story.......Before i could say jor o! i was handed a shot of tequila, lime and salt, make e no be like say i carry last, i down am straight to my ogo no time....small time CFC don hand me glass of something

"i have evil friends, they are hell bent on fucking my liver up whenever i go out with them"

By the time i drank whatever he gave me....i was gone, all i could remember was dancing with a FAT assed chic and she giving me her number.....the things we see in our inebriated state sigh! I sha got home in one piss, yelz i had to piss na.....

Saturday
Woke up at 4:13PM as in Nitori Olorun kilode! and vowed not to take any more alcohol till further notice. Asked Muzzle Top to get me food from CR as he was coming over, make man clear hangover for eye.....slept some more only to be awoken by DJ saying his office is having end of year party, i even help dress my guy up as fashion consultant *adjusts go slow bonez*.....at 1st i didn't wanna go but make e no be like say i no mingle with the many many oyinbo people wey dey him office and one of his fine colleagues was all the motivation i needed so as a very good bad guyz, i tagged along......omo oyinbo people sabi take care of dem selves o, open bar and buffet something aka chop and quench. I kuku chop but i no quench as i was still recovering from last night's. Promised myself not to take alcohol even though it was staring at me koro koro....well i took a glass of champagne and that was it....Tmak and DOA later joined us sha.......My dressing up of DJ paid off as the paparazzi where all over him taking pictures and things ~~bastard didn't deem it fit to gimme credit~~............moving on.....Nigerian babes are bastards sha....dem no even ja men face, na only oyinbo dem dey tasi ni sha... i no blame dem, God bless their hustle....Out of boredom, i went to get a pack of cigarettes and left it on the table only to go to the rest room and come back, my cigar don disappear and no one was owning up...as a bad guyz ~~agbero~~ i used style seize everybody phone for my table...the cigar surface sharpish under 30seconds awon BB addicts oshi. Held on to their phones for 5mins even after dem returned it

Dancing time: as bad ass stepper, all the oyinbos wanted to be affiliated with me sha, make e no come be like say me sef proud, i taught dem a few steps....na so DJ oga wife sef wan dey get jiggy with me ~~fine baba kukuru l'omo~~ but i consider my guy future so i no too press the yansh, just gave her light pressing cos the husband dey look me one kind, come resemble Dexter (the serial killer) join.....had fun all in all but i used style jaa cos the party moved to SOHO and there was no way i wasn't gonna drink...got home at 12:30AM but didn't sleep till like 5:00AM.............this post for long pass this if i had attempted to go into details...#okbye

P.S
I no send you...it is my blog and i can gbagaun/misspell all i want. Thank You

Signed: Management

SKILLA DIARIES XVIII: End of the year Prayers

2010-12-01T16:44:00.001+01:00

So i woke up this morning to a barrage of happy new month BBM messages and decided to reply all of them cos usually delete broadcasts even before reading them. One of the messages caught my attention and I decided to share as the prayers were powerful. The prayer's quite lengthy but had to re-broadcast, even tweeted in bits and pieces cos this wan pass 140 characters. Naija people like prayer sha, I got over 70amens and thank yous which is a lot as well as numerous RTs on twitter. Some of my followers even thought my Blackberry as probably stolen considering my avatar na babalawo and things dey dia.

Below is the message:

Happy New Month..The glory & grace of God that has brought you this far will see you through to the end of the year..As He has ushered you into the last month of the year,I prophesy that this is the month you breakthrough every wall,every barrier,every limitation,every uncertainty in your life/situation..That by virtue of the reason of this season,many will gather with you from far & near to laugh & celebrate His goodness to you..Every seed you have sown in faith in the Lord from january through november,as you have trusted that He is Lord,& there is nothing too hard for Him (Jer 32:27)..Therefore,this is the month you will experience fruitfulness & will reap & harvest bountifully..For many things I rejoice on your behalf,by the most important of them all is that you have found favor in His sight..I pray that because you have found favor with Him, you will experience Him in a way you have never before..The glory of His presence will never leave you,the Power of His touch will rest upon your life..He will open the windows of heaven to you & pour out blessings that will surpass what you've experience the last 11 months combined..There will be more blessings than you have room for in your life..He will rebuke devourers for your sake,& He shall not destroy the fruits of your ground,neither shall your vine cast her fruits before the time (Mal. 3:10-11)..My God will continue to supply your needs,He will continue to uphold you with His right hand of righteousness,He will preserve your going out & coming in,He will avert every danger in your way,He will rise up in battle on your behalf,He shall fight for you,you will hold your peace (Ex. 14:14)..He has said, He will have mercy on whom He will,He will show compassion to whom He will,& so it is not he that wills or runs,but of God to show mercy (Rom 9:14-16)..My prayer is that His mercy & compassion that you have enjoyed from January to this point will not cease..He will command His angels concerning you. He willl make you fruitful,He will bless the works of your hand,He will reward the labor of your hard work,He will make you the head,never the tail,He will make you a lender,never a borrower..He will remember you & know your name..You will continue to find favor in His sight,He will put it in the hearts of men to favor you,He will raise divine helpers on your behalf..As many times as you call,He will hear you..As many times as you seek His face,you will find Him..My God will glorify you..He will lead you to the land of your rightful inheritance & drive away its unlawful occupants..The hand of the enemy shall not reach you because you bear the marks of Jesus (Gal. 6:17)..Every counsel of the enemy against you,He will cancel..Wherever your enemies gather or however many tongues rise against you in judgment,My God will send His fiery wrath & consume them..Your enemies will not have victory over you..Wherever they may be,far or near, you will catch up with them,overtake them & destroy them..Whosoever shall gather together against you,shall fall for thy sake (Isa 54:15)..Before you call,He will answer,before you speak,He will hear you (Isa 65:24)..As many as are your heart desires before Him,He will grant each & every one of them this month..He will give you an expected end as promised (Jer 29:11)..The power of the blood will speak for you..He will sanctify you & set you apart from many..No evil shall befall you & your household..He is the covenant keeping God,& what He promises,He performs..Each & every one of the covenant He has made concerning you He will honor..His word shall not return back to Him void,but shall do that which He pleases & shall proper wherever He sends it (Isa 55:11)..It will please Him to bless you,to increase you,to uphold you,to strengthen you,you deliver you,to enlarge your coast..He will establish you in righteousness,you will be far from oppression,no terror shall come near you (Isa 54:14). In whatever/wherever you go,the Lord will go before you,He will go with you & He will back you up..You will lack/want for nothing good as you wait on the Lord (Psa 34:10)..For whatever door He opens no man can shut,This month He will open up doors of opportunity,of favor,of grace,of blessings,of increase to you..Whatever it is that you have lost the past 11 months,this month you will recover them & many more..He will usher you into the new year with all the good things He has promised those that walk upright in His sight..IJN (Amen)!!

I hope you were blessed by this post.
Offering can be posted in comments in form of recharge cards. :D

SKILLA DIARIES XVII

2010-11-30T09:37:00.000+01:00

THURSDAY

It's official, my weekend starts on Thursdays, no thanks to BYOB @ Play....u can add Karaoke @ Cassalinda too.....this thursday wasn't any different from any other as i got off from work and went straight to the Office aka Stadia to mark daily *yes daily* register with Udeme and have a few sessions of greatness with the boys...Rory, Sal and T-Mak later joined us before we all left for Karaoke at Cassalinda.
The usual suspects were there already, giga, Q, et al..... As usual, ur boy killed it, serenading the audience with my angelic/nickleback voice, had a duet with Bambam as well, singing My Girl....the crowd wend gaga.....even the hostesses were amazed at the way i controlled my tempo, the even offered me a job in their band.... enough of the self praise sef..... Slim and Sal have beautiful voices by the way, i suspect they sing in the church choir.....left Cassalinda for Play...what's Thursday gonna be without BYOB...i mean....had mad fun sha...Bambam does know how to wind her waist, the bottles of vodka mysteriously grew wings and flew away from the table......left around 3:00AM sha....... finished up a report i was working on earlier today at the office and slept around 4:00AM

FRIDAY

Work was a bit tiring today, moving around and stuff... with the hangover from the night before, considering i woke up around 7:30AM...just 3 and a half hours of sleep...*sigh*. My boss must have woken up on the right side of the bed or the report i wrote in my drunken state was exceptionally good cos he commended me on a job well done i should drink more when writing and failed to observe my being late for work. Even got a mail from my other boss who hardly shells praises at his staff commending me on a good job wonders shall never end........Got off work and next stop was Stadia, had a few drinks with the boys and went straight home. Changed my status to Club B.E.D. weekend as i planned to stay indoors all thru only for Duli to show and drag me outta my house just to oppress me at his niece's 5yr Old birthday party...yes birthday party at 8:00PM somewhere in Aso Drive. Oppressed i was oh! Have u ever seen a 2storey bungalow in your life? I was in one o, 2floors underground with pool and golf course in the backyard i must be rich o! The celebrant's granddad a former dark goggle wearing leader sure made a lot of money for his family before his demise is all i can say....e remain small make i ask the mother to adopt me.....had fun sha and ate ajebutter food make e no be like say i carry last.....got home around midnight and slept like a baby.

SATURDAY

This weekend i was supposed to be in Lagos to support my friend Tkamz for #Underground shame i couldn't make it as i had some urgent matters to attend to at aso rock on GEJ's request owu breeze dey blow. Hooked up with the Adawa Committee at Stadia to watch Manchester United whoop Blackburn's ass 7-1 toh quality, Dimeji Babatope aka Dimitri Berbatov put 5 goals behind the keeper to top the goal charts 11goals toh bad now.
Thank God for twitter i was able to follow the event there and find out who the eventual winner was...well it was a namesake Tola Smith aka @OyeSmith on twirra........shashasha...blablabla...yadiyadiyada. It was Play's 2nd anniversary and as a loyal customer, i had to be there, only snag was the guest list...i had no problem getting in but a few of my friends wanted to tag along...knowing dem play bouncers, dem fit go funny. Scrolled thru my BBM contacs and found the right person to sort it out Mady! she asked for names i wanted...and as an original naija boy, i sent a list of 10peeps, i can bet the look on her face was priceless when she saw the names...she was probably expecting 3/4...she sha made it happen. THANK YOU MADY HAYES!

Hooked up with CFC, Dj, Duli, Kachi and T-Mak before going to pick MsKunz and DZ women can like to waste time. CFC ditched us saying he was tired but the Sherlock Holmes in me knew he was going to visit a mutual friend. Got to Play and the bouncers as usual wanted to go funny...even MsKunz showed her irritation wondering if they could read the guest list. We sha entered ordered a bottle of JD, bumped into old and new friends, partied hard.......left the place at 3:00AM for home while everybody went to aqua....watched me some sex education videos porn as i didn't go home with any woman konji na bastard.

SUNDAY

Sunday as usual was Movie Sunday but Dexter Season4 instead, fell asleep after the 2nd episode....woke up around 4:30PM, took a stroll to stadia to watch Tottenham vs Liverpool, match ended 2-1. I can say Spurs are the new Kings of Comeback. Was about heading home when Bizzle suggested we try Jabi Zuma Gardens P/Soup....omo the thing make sense die, washing it down with 2bottles of Udeme and enjoying moments of greatness with dem boyz #nohomo...........

MONDAY

Work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....looking forward to Thursday where my weekend starts. Have a great week people.

P.S
If u don't have anything to do but spell check and gbagaun-check this post you can;
1. Use Vaseline to fry egg
2. Dance alanta on a basketball
3. Use carpet to sew agbada
4. Hug Transformer

Choose wisely #okbye!

SKILLA DIARIES XVI

2010-11-23T11:21:00.000+01:00

Thursday

BYOB at Play….~~.bleh~~, I’ll pass as I already attended 3 this week…..Monday thru Wednesday and 3 bottles of Absolut Vodka plus most of the crowd that might be there tonight were at the BYOB in Garki2 the day before so there was no point ….. Na so hunger gbab me around 11PM ~~bachelor life hard o~~, decided to go to the sharwarma king at wine shop, unfortunately sharwarma don finish so I settled down for asun. On my way home, passed in front of play and believe me the crowd was lean as at midnight…….got home, sipped on the claro bottle of vodka I had while grubbing my well seasoned asun.

Friday

TK’s mom’s 50^th was today, another BYOB something….didn’t buy any bottle but made T-Mak bring a bottle of cognac from his house, afterall na me buy the previous 3……Hooked up with Slim at Dunes on our way to TK’s briefly….Mingled with the crowd...bla bla bla...got high...blablabla.....~~blogging is becoming a herculean task o.~~ sha sha...we left for Zone1 to see some friends...TMak ~~the asewo that he is~~ was talking to the Ladies in the house while i sat outside with the dude over bottles of Udeme.....i was being dulled so i BBMed a bunch of people to find out which activity was available....i was in luck, @attaswitch replied....he was at Uptown with his peeps.....got there in no time...it was either my inebriated state or TMak feeling like an F1 driver.....from uptown to play.....drank more vodka.....danced, danced, monkeyed around as usual.....bumped into old friends as well as some tweeps....blablabla.......shit, don't feel like writing today jor....just put this up to fulfill all righteousness.........#okbye!

SKILLA DIARIES XV....SALLAH BREAK

2010-11-18T10:48:00.000+01:00

Two posts in a week...whothunkit!....Anyhoo....make i give my diary gist....

Monday
So i got off work a bit late due to preparing a project plan...blablabla...yadiyadiyada....shasha.....i left for Stadia ~~e don dey turn habit~~ to see @GriffinStreaks....before i could say hello, Udeme don show for my front....we begin dey discuss greatness and things in the society by and large, udeme left and Odeku his broda showed...it sure was a good evening cos my light bruva Duli and ordered 2bottles of Fayrouz Lager. Thought the evening was gonna end till TMak picked us (myself n Duli) up for a baiday parry ges2gerra something in Maitama....only snag it was a BYOB...picked up a bottle of Absolut at wine shop................we sha reach the party around 8:30....na we 1st reach sef ~~we even helped in dusting the chairs.~~ In no time, the party crowd trooped in...enough lems as well as enough shayo...omo as a bachelor, i lem tight ~~this awoof no run my belle~~. The movers and shakers of the shayo industry were guests as well and as a consultant in alcoholic matters, we had a brief session on how to move the industry forward...u can see from the picture below...myself and TMak Sampling the new cocktail made by Q and Eddie of iBlend

iBlend...Do You?

Brainstorming Session

Kodak Moments

TIME Man of the year 2014

Enough of the photos sef....long and short of monday be say...i chop beleful...drank till i was inebriated and got home in one piss...peace abi na piece sef...u sha get my gist.

Tuesday
Sallah day..whoop whoop! ~~enuff eran din din~~ Had to go to work for a brainstorming session with my staff.....got their 5mins late ~~had 2 make an entrance, no be say hangover~~ it was quite productive if i may add. One of my staff who i shall call HIGHREE cos of his usual high state ordered Kasapreko's Alomo Bitters straight from Chale's backyard ...in a nutshell the alomo was imported from Ghana...mixed mine with coke during my presentation and my eloquence was quite on point.....got off work and went straight home to crash...the hunt for the golden fleece aka sallah meet shall begin when i wake up...was awoken by a call from @Griffin at 4:00PM saying *in Don Jazzy's voice* "now is the time to know who got sallah meat"...na so i show him crib from there myself and his sibs went t Farouq's house and behold...SALLAH MEAT BUFFET ALL U CAN EAT! Omo i even carry my toothpick go "Yo ishna...Yo ishkangae" Good thinking, Good product"....i even managed to get take away for the friendly neighbour Ms. W.

Done at Farouq's the party moved to Stadia ~~dem don jazz boys~~...Big Jibs aka Hustler Gbamgba was in town btw...he's my brother from another mother.....A few more peeps also joined us...Rory, Jola, Uduak, one yellow fine chick, orobo toh bad and Bassey...had fun while sipping on Udeme.....was supposed to go to platinum as *R-Kelly's voice* My mind is telling me YES...but my body, my body is telling me NO....took the advice of the latter and went home.

Wednesday
Big Shout out to CFC...today was his birthday but the goat that he his wanted to run to lagos...well he did go sha...not until the after the surprise party we WOODCREST NIGGAS threw for him....e no easy to kill ram na...enough meat in the building with shayo to wash it down.........done with CFC's do, TMak picked me up for Attah's do in Garki2....picked up a bottle of Absolut at Area2 shopping complex, Vodka na 2k2 for that zones....heheheheheh...wineshop na 3k5...awon oloshi! .....we got there early as usual..made a few friends as well as identify tweeps i follow on twitter ~~bloody stalker tendency i have~~ Party was on point ...Shayo choke as na BYOB style party, BBQ everywhere, i doubt if there are chickens and turkeys available in Garki2 area cos the table was filled with it or maybe cos all the rams in town were dead #dryjoke.....

Note: this Abuja is a small town, everyone sabi each other and i can say 70% of the attendees at that party are always at play on Thursdays for BYOB.......

Summary of activities at the do...PWAN was duly represented by the Monk and Blaze, SapphireChic almost beat the shit outta me for mistakenly spilling my drink on her hair ~~Bully Oshi,~~ The Gangs, @gigachic and Q were up to no good, GTB Yellow was all mushy mushy, the paparrazi was all over taking pishos of urs truly ~~i kent shout,~~ Zara was looking for husband t die with ~~picks race~~, Griffin, Jiboye, Jola and Uduak came in later...Mylaxx was without her scarf, Minu had sex twice and one time was with a dude...heheheheheheh....Bruno is a great host, met @khauw..cute she is....that's about all i can remember cos alcohol dey system......got home at 9:43PM and slept like a baby. Woke up at 3:53 AM to type this post.....the END!

P.S
You know the drill....gbagaun all u like...it's my blog and not yours...i still won't proof read it shikena!

SKILLA DIARIES XIV

2010-11-15T09:50:00.000+01:00

I finally finished my report after the 1st draft was classified as a civil servant's work by boss ~~think i've hung out with Timi to much, bloody civil servant...miss u man, no homo!~~ it's 1:30AM by the way and so i decided to blog before i hit the sack.....*yawn*

And so what if i didn't put up a post last week!!!! Una no dey pay me + work has been a binsh lately!

Summary of the week b4
I'll probably omit a few stories as i no too remember ~~selective amnesia~~

~~Owu~~ Harmattan period started that week and the weather man advised i stay indoors which i did till Saturday when my Mama ~~elf acclaimed~~ aka GTBYellow and giga decided to drag me out for karaoke which i obliged. Dragged T-Mak along ~~make e no be like say na me be the only guy for the whole lungu.~~ We jammed at the karaoke bar...somewhere in Wuse2 ~~not gonna mention cos they suck donkey balls.~~ Anyhoo....we sha did karaoke with a buncha other cool peeps till we got bored and left the dead zone for Play where we got complimentary tequila shots and monkeyed around for a bit before we all decided to hook up the following Thursday at Casalinda, somewhere in Maitama....to continue with out sonorous karaoke voices....That done, we all left for our respective condos ....THE END .....by the way i scored the highest singing i be-~~winch~~-lieve i can fly (78)

Thursday 11/11/10
So my lil bro turned 13 today and his mum was also 50....T-Mak picked me up from work, got them birthday cards ~~presents~~ and headed to the venue to eat ~~awoof~~ dinner ~~e no easy to be bachelor~~.Next stop, karaoke...invited a few interested friends but not all of em made it......

Picked up Farouq aka El Loco as well as Rory who was waiting for me at home. Got a BBM from softie saying she won't be available. Headed to Casalinda with Farouq, Tmak and Rory...met @gigachic n GTBYellow outside as Well as @Amiestone n her cute sis.

Before I could say jack the rabbit, GTBYellow don already dey sing get busy by sean paul...joined her and we killed it....bad man dat hayam.......the audience cheered, some even gave us a standing ovation. CFC, Duli and OJ popped in, Ms DKNY also came about the same time with Jola an OY....monkeyed around for a bit and decided to hit the sack only we ended up at BYOB....the plan was to spend 30mins which turned to 3hrs....do the maths......CFC was on form at BYOB o cos as the song "Say AAhhh" started playing, as my guy literally popped champagne cos he got mad doe....him even popped one for me i for collect the money *kmt* me sef quality....CFC and my lyt brothers left for Aqua while i went home ~~alone.~~
Friday 12/11/10
Didn't get off work till late.......hooked up with @Griffinstreaks at Stadia, chilled for a bit and went home for a nap. My phone woke me up around 11:30PM....it was CFC telling me to get ready as he was coming to get me.....rocaholic that i was don kit up...no time for dulling, only the monkey didn't show up till 1:00AM....thank God Stadia no far from my house, i just stroll go join @Griffinstreak and his crew only to find stadia filled with THINGS....totally forgot it was Sumbo's birthday.....sha..sha...i had a lengthy convo with Udeme and talked about greatness while waiting for CFC. He popped in around 1:00AM with Ms Jigi, Ms Bow, Argentina and Ms. J.........Griffin and his crew were heading to Platinum Lounge, wanted to tag along but dem Misses in d car wanted to go to Play....CFC obliged them u go fear yansh veto *kmy*. I just dey para as the number of abanas wey dey griffin crew plenty!!!!!

Play was packed as usual, tipped the bouncers *yes i tip! hayam generous like that* before entering ~~cos if i enter, nothing for them after~~. CFC no dey carry last, b4 i could say "actor no dey die"..Rose don show for table.....Ms. J's sister later joined, Dr. T making 5girls and 2boys.....where are your wing-men when u need them ~~we need some more men in here.~~ As if that wasn't bad enough, Ms DKNY sef show looking all angelic ~~for her mind~~ in white. Left for Aristotle and as usual we maintained our champion for one koro in VIP.....all i could say for this night is....it was LEGEN....wait for it.....DARY

Saturday and Sunday
Stayed indoors most of the time and played FIFA '11....went to the office to work for a bit on saturday though.....CFC came to visit with dem Misses.....Ms Jigi almost gorrit, but she ran away ~~her liver no gree even after i offed her paynt *hayam endowed like that~~............finished up my report by the way, no easy task

Hopefully i'll have something to write this sallah holiday

P.S
i still no dey proof read shit...i see most of u have hugged a transformer and are still alive....i blame PHCN for this....abeg #LightupNigeria

SKILLA DIARIES XIII

2010-11-01T12:09:00.000+01:00

Thursday

Was in BANS *Boys Are Not Smiling* mode as owu dey blow and bills were piling up ~~e no easy to be man~~. So i decided to shelve my BYOB Thursday ritual at play till CFC called to change paroles saying tabs are on him....as a sharp guy i tagged along ~~awoof dey run belle.~~ CFC picked me up, we left for wineshop around 10PM, grabbed a bottle of Vodka....and oh yeah, spotted Q without @Sir_Timmy1 *Dude is now chopping oil money in Bayelsa.....miss that nucca #nohomo

Got to BYOB rather early, in fact this was the earliest i've ever gotten there. We shared a table with Q, started sipping on our vodka ~~shepe~~ and juice when @GriffinStreeaks @Soyebo and the gang joined our table with. These boys are alcoholic....3bottles of vodka disappeared in no time even when CFC asked to monitor his alchy consumption. Step in T....T used to be CFC's neighbor at 1004 ~~onile gogoro~~ as well as Buga's almost girlfriend. Buga already gave me heads up that she'll be there and there she was shaking her ikebe in front of CFC. Make e no be like say i carry last, i follow rock the ikebe utunu!

T's Ikebe...Ikebe toh kwoliti

Our Koro at BYOB...that's @GriffinStreaks btw

Everyone sha wanted to grind with T

Left Play like 4:00AM and didn't get home till 7:30AM....why?....omo mehn crash inside car ~~shayonabastard!.~~

Friday
Woke up 30mins after i got home for work...................~~no one cares about work here~~. So Ms. Jigi called that she wanted to groove utunu....not just her o, she and her friends....for my mind i dey say one chance as me i no get money but CFC came thru again ~~what will i do without this boy *sigh*.~~ @Biodunf and Kachi *Lagos fam* were also in town .....they shan't be dulled.....Mr. Mak picked me later in the eveing to hook up with the rest of the crew all 8 of us headed for P.U.L.S.E at Platinum Lounge, S.E.C.....dem wan form guest list but thank God i know people, who know other people who know bad guyz. Bumped into the regular Abuja crowd, Q was there, Zara ~~wey suppose dey NYSC Camp,~~ PWAN and many more i don't remember.

It was Ice Prince's birthday as well, so he decided to kolobi the microphone as well as order the DJ to play track this and track that.....we endured the brief moment of by force concert

IcePrince doing his thing

We left PULSE for Play which was a bit off for a Friday night.........next stop, Aqua....That place was HOT!!!! ahan, the place was packed.....blame it on this orobo pole dancer in a cow girl costume who knows how to work the pole better than her lepa counterparts....see pic below. By the way heard the babe was seizing phones if u took her picture...me i be james bond...~~seize fire na~~

Orobo Pole Dancer

Saturday
Woke up late, and joined my peoples later, Kachi n @Biodunf were having fun ~~i think~~ and oh yeah it was also Debola's birthday ~~awoof lems *bb alanta smiley*.~~ Hooked up at ceddi plaza, whiled away time looking at some ladies dancing while boys called dibs on a particular chic in pink.

My People

Midnight
We headed to iBlend's ScreamFest at ROMA Lounge...all 18 of us o, ~~u go fear crowd~~ then Play afterward for Uti's party...we all couldn't get in ~~levelz pass levelz.~~ so we left for Aqua's Halloween parry without costume or mask........ ~~patapata we go pay enter~~.

Aqua wasn't bad at all...well blame it on our crowd....we sure do know how to have fun.....Then orobo stripper came again with her tricks as well as obtaining phones....Softie took a pic and was nabbed....we got the phone later after the picture was deleted...tried to take a pic but it didn't come out clear

Cellulite Infested stripper yansh okbye!

Had a few drinks and headed to Aristotle ~~oh boy we dey waka o!.~~ Aristotle was fun too.......daned with Ms. Kunz for a bit and i kept repeating nohomo! every time she backed it up....she's the poster girl for chics i call DKNY "Double Kegs No Yansh!"

It was a great weekend and as Biodun said.....it was decadent and filled with debauchery....

Mac Daddy

that's Ms. Jigi's bumbum :D

Moi n Bukky

PS
I still won't proof-read shit, iz eet ya blog?

Have a great week

THE SKILLA DIARIES XII

2010-10-25T17:17:00.000+01:00

So one of my followers on twitter asked when the next post of this diary's gonna be posted, so here I am blogging from my BB no be say dem dey pay me sef *kmt*.....ain't that about a bitch!

Being without a laptop is quite close to depression as it reduces ones productivity as well as my pranks and silly ways online. To the fucktards who robbed my car; your reward is in heaven......back to my diary o jare

Thursday
One of the days of the week I look forward to cos that's when my weekend starts, no thanks to BYOB. Funny thing is I never take a bottle cos of their time cap for taking bottles in. Always end up buying at the bar. Well I didn't go this thursday even when I made arrangements to meet a buncha people.

The evening wasn't boring as I had to visit one of my "Partners in Crime" (PIC) as she just moved into her ~~self contain~~ mini-studio apartment located in Zone7. Got to PIC's and met her cute cousin ~~she can gerrit~~ *evil grin* as well as her colleague from work who I was tryna "do" for doing sake *no strings attached*. PIC sure knows how to take care of herself and as a bad guy, I familiarized myself with her fridge. Grabbed the cranberry juice and vodka and voila, my evening started and almost ended on the bed with her colleague ~~yes I'm an ashy like that~~
Don't remember much cos I had too much to drink but I sure got home safely and slept of instead of going for BYOB

Friday
Got off work early and dragged Ola, a colleague of mine from work and headed to Ceddi to see CFC and Duli for a lil chat. Finished with them boys and headed to Park n Shop to get a replacement for PIC's vodka and cranberry I finished the night before. Started drinking the vodka as soon as we got there ~~no time for dulling~~ while PIC and her cuz prepared for a friend's sister's grad party. Waited for Giga to come so we could all leave together.

Got to the party ~~semi-high~~ feeling outta place ~~more like an agbaya~~ but good thing the graduand's elder sis is a friend. Had a few more drinks and took ~~obtained~~ red bull for the vodka left in my fridge at home. The party was just there, met a few old friends tho....blablabla...shasha....we went back to PIC's cos dem ladies wanted to change ~~you go think say na dem baiday.~~ After delaying my self and Ola ~~for 3good hours~~ they decided to come out and we went to amber lounge to chill small. PIC's oga was tryna pimp her out to a customer ni sha....me just throway ~~face wetin consign agbero with overload~~.

LOLz and Le' Cripple (Life Camp Flatmates) called saying they wanted to hang out, told em to meet me at Amber, Ola had to leave so i was stuck with 3women while i waited for the flat mates. We checked out Platinum Lounge on the 6th foor of SEC (Nice Environment, Roomy club...might go for PULSE on Friday the 29th). PIC and are crew were leaving when the flatmates got in.....Ms. K called later to find out if i was out.....sha sha we went to pick her and ended up at Play.....had fun....blablabla...~~pressed yansh~~....blablabla...etc.

Saturday-Sunday
Was spent playing FIFA '11, then a movie date with Ms. Sal and that was it.................frigging hate blogging from my phone....oya make una contribute make i buy new lappy and internet connection.

P.S
as usual i don't proof-read my post....it's my blog and i can gbagaun if i want to :D

SKILLA DIARIES XI

2010-10-18T14:17:00.000+01:00

The weekend came with mixed feelings, had mad fun on thursday and friday but my laptop as well a 2 of DJ's was stolen along with my N-Gage, International pali and a Hard drive.....blogging via my phone sucks donkey balls, I have to squint even with my jigi.

Thursday

Ibux came into town and was lodged at the sheraton.....lucky bastard got a suite as all the small rooms were occupied due to the ICAN conference. Myself, DOA and DJ paid him a visit...gisted till late and came to the conclusion of having a mini-drink up. We headed to Area2 to get Vodka, JD and chasers to start the night. Invited a few friends, had a few drinks and headed to BYOB afterwards with Ms.Kunz and Bookie. Left play around 3AM as I had a lot of work waiting for me on my desk the following day.

Friday

Most of the routes in the FCT was blocked for 2 reasons; i; MEND issued a bomb threat and ii; Madam Patience detonated series of C-4 bombs at her pet project. The traffic in the FCT was out of this world. Finally saw ibeji and her twin today and was I relieved when she told me she was just messing with me.
Hit Area2 shopping complex to get more booze and chasers...got back and Ms. Jigi and her friends were already there feelingall comfortable and things. Funny thing is boys didn't look at her side as her friends were way hotter than her....no be say dem sef hot. A few more guests popped in and myself, Ms. Kunz and Duli created a VIP lounge on the balcony. Trust naija people, everyone wanted to get in *smh*.

The mini-gig ended about mid-night and we proceeded to play....the night was LEGENDARY is all I can say for now cos my laptop was already stolen and all I could do was drink my worries away as well as party like a rockstar but I didn't gbensh like a pornstar even with the array of potential 1night stands.

Saturday

This day was spent brooding over the theft of my lappy and other properties in the bag. Played FIFA '10 most of the day and slept as if a tse-tse fly bit me. Went to sheraton to report the theft only for them to show me a BIG sign saying: CARS ARE PARKED AT OWNERS RISK. I accepted my fate and carried my big head home to go and crash.

Later visited my 2nd home at LC where boys turned the whole theft into a joke. Cheered me up a bit, but what is lost is lost o jare. Snag is I have to buy a new lappy I didn't budget for *kmft*.

Sunday

Chilled at LC for a bit, watched the Blackpool vs Manchester City game after which we watched the Big Brother Africa Finale. We even placed bets on who would win BBA. When Uti won....see men singing National anthem as if Nigeria was playing a football game, u go fear celebration.

Left LC for ketchup to meet up with DJ and his 2hot cousins, shame I couldn't hit on them because of the "bro-code" which states "thou shall not hit on ur homeboy's sister/cousin/family unless you're given the go ahead". If not! The ashawo in me for don take affirmative action.

I miss my lappy o! *BB wailing smiley*

P.S.
I no fit ever proof-read this post cos it was typed from my phone. Gbagaun all u like....na una sabi.

Have a great week

Baby Daddy? Naaaaa!!!!!!.....THE SKILLA DIARIES X

2010-10-11T11:34:00.000+01:00

Saturday

The weekend was bloody uneventful ~~to a degree~~ as i stayed indoors most of the time, the only time i went out was on saturday, to visit my siblings in school (visiting day) and pickup Mr. HO from the airport. The journey back from the airport had k-leg as car's transmission decided to act up somewhere in Lugbe, the Yoruba boy in me don put hand for head saying WTF! ~~more like MOGBE!~~ but thanks to the company of HO and Duli, who were able to calm me down while we pushed the car off the road. The car gave itself brain and decided to enter gear after a silent prayer to Baba God.

Spent most of the time watching movies *movie weekend* (Get him to the Greek, Nightmare on Elm Street, Jonah Hex and Robin Hood) and whooping DJ's ass on FIFA 2010 I'm bad ass like that *insert BB cool smiley*. After a long day of lazing about, decided to go look for food around 10pm.....hailed a cab as didn't wanna risk another transmission episode with the car. 1st stop Jeveniks, they were closed, next was SFC, same story, 3rd stop was Wakky's bastards where closing as we got there meanwhile my stomach was grumbling. Finally decided to hit Drumsticks, lucky for us they were opened.

SAN called us to hook up with him @ Cafe24, got there but i wasn't feeling the whole setting even with the bevy of chicks scattered around. Was about to head home when Timmy called to say he was at Wine Shop....make e no be like disrespect we headed there met Q, Tilly and other peeps i don't know and left immediately after drinking a mixture of berry blast and something in a bottle that tasted like cough syrup. I suspect whoever got that bottle was definitely Hausa ~~malo people love cough syrup.~~ Called Ms. Coco when i got home ~~make e no be like say i no dey persistent~~ and slept off almost immediately.

Sunday

Didn't wake up till about 10:00AM which automatically ruled out church from my itinerary. Kept drifting in and out of sleep while DJ and Duli continued movie weekend. DJ had a visitor, Ms. Jigi as she's got 4eyes just like me. Ms. Jigi flirts with me whenever she has the chance, a favor which i always return. One of these days i just might offer her ~~kondo~~ lollipop and from what i've heard, she wants to do me ~~i wonder why~~. Myself and Duli left the house briefly to look for food when i got a call from Ibeji.

Ibeji happens to be a pet project (i was supposed to split her from her twin so that my guy could have undivided attention) I won't say i'm proud of this but i did a good job it was like hot knife through butter. She caught feelings along the way....bla bla bla yadi yadi yadi....sha sha sha....we ended up in ~~something~~ a relationship. It ended as soon as it started cos there was no real feelings involved.

The last time i got a call from her, about 4months ago, she asked if i had a raincoat on the last time we were in the rain together which i replied YES cos i don't like getting wet. This is 9months after and she called telling me she has serious gist for me. This babe better not have funny news cos i remember her ranting on how bad she wants a baby......me i'm not capable of raising a mini-skilla at the moment.....it better be gist that they gave her VISA to Sudan where she can adopt a child and raise as her own.

I'll probably see her later during the week sha, make i hear the gist she wan give me..........got a truckload of paper work on my desk.

P.S.
I can say i attended Basketmouth's "Lord of the Ribs" as one of my followers kept sending me voicenotes of the show...Thank God for technology

You know the drill...gbagaun at ur peril

Bye peoples

Friday Night Blues....THE SKILLA DIARIES IX

2010-10-09T11:03:00.000+01:00

This piece is totally fictional, well some parts true and if u can’t deal with it GTFOH

Okay so I’m the Parole Officer according to some of my friends, I know how to get a party started and also know how to ginger people to groove utunu ~~call me the ginger-bread man UTUNU!~~. But lately that part of me whittled and I doubt if I can give a reason *~~\e fit be work sha~~.

I am not known for turning down invites to groove but lately I have mastered the art. Today for example, a colleague had a baby and was having a naming ceremony ~~free lunch~~, was 10mins from the venue when I decided to turn back and head home instead cos I was feeling drowsy from the shots of whiskey I had after work. Got home and was supposed to change and head for Master-Master’s [@GriffinStreaks Bro] girlfriend’s birthday party but as I laid my head on the bed, I met myself in dreamland. ~~na so I miss awoof evening food*[life of a bachelor].~~

Woke up around 8:30PM for no reason ~~swear down na hunger~~ and was cussing cos I didn’t make the birthday party........... Ms. Coco was supposed to come over to Abuja for the weekend but we had to cancel ~~make e no be like say man dey rush~~. Got a bag of mini Kit-Kats for her cos I know she loves them but DJ and Dubz had other plans ~~hunger na binsh!~~. Na so dem kidnap kit-kat o begin dey lem am, they kuku promised to replace it and I joined in the jedi-jedi fest

Exhibit A

The kit-kat didn’t subdue the hunger so we decided to head out to look for food. Had a quick stop at Princess Suites, Zone7 to see one bros like that who didn’t release us till we at least had 3bottles of beer, we did and u can see the images below. I had 5 by the way

Fallen Soldiers

Finally headed to Go-Pro to eat poundy with efo riro to quality when Baz called to say he’s in town…..Baz’s cousin is getting married the following day and I was supposed to help with the planning of the Bach Eve *women/strippers and a good venue* ~~dem no dey pay me na~~ which I totally didn’t do. After eating our poundy ~~with many many meat~~ we decided to head home when Baz called again to say he was at Cubana ~~The club with the 5oyear old DJ~~, we decided to stop over cos it was right behind the house…..bobo begin dey ask me for girls ni sha! I resemble minister of women affairs? I just give my guy tales by moonlight jaaa.

SAN wanted to drag me to SOHO and PLAY but I declined cos it’s been a while since I rogered those bouncers and I wasn’t willing to drop any of my tashere money as iRep Team BANS*Boys Are Not Smiling*. Rory was out too, with like 10babes but motivation no dey at all......

It’s the 3rd consecutive Friday I’ve visited club B.E.D. and I have no regrets, the DJ’s always on point and the people there have been fantastic. The word “inhibition” doesn’t exist in the club and the watch word for ladies is “no long thing”.....................will give u gist of club B.E.D in a later post......duty calls

P.S.
I still don't proof read this shit

Busted.....THE SKILLA DIARIES VIII

2010-10-05T11:41:00.000+01:00

Busted

Always knew this day will come, the day one of my parents will find out about my smoking habit. Well, my Mum just found a lighter in my suit and another in my pocket while trying to arrange my room ~~who send her message!.~~ There's no explanation i can give at all and i hate lying. I've always been a good child, bar my nonchalant attitude to some things.....i mean i had good grades in primary and secondary school and did my best ~~more like chipped and dubbed~~ in Uni. I've done a few bad things which i got scolded for, but this will definitely crush her.

Good thing i'm not in Lagos at the moment and God bless my sister for giving me a "heads up" before momsy sprung the question on me and i start stammering. Omo i for hear am ~~that kind e-honda 100 handslap.~~ I feel so bad right now cos she'll be disappointed in me. I should have just casted myself long ago ~~liver no gree me.~~ Na to face tongue lashing remain.

Specimen A

Been looking for excuses to give her, i mean she didn't catch me smoking, na ordinary lighter she find na!......believe me there are a million and one excuses i could drop + my followers on twitter came up with a whole bunch, but i guess i might just go with the truth ~~surface truth alone without details.~~ After all she no fit kill me.

Origin

I believe the first time i lit a cigarette was probably 10years ago, fresh outta secondary school, rolling with awon boys ~~peer pressure is a binsh!~~. It wasn't serious then, was just something i did when i hung out with those fellas. Smoked occasionally in Uni, i can even count the number of times i did, bar my final year with the pressure from exams and final year project.

Specimen B

Enter NYSC Camp, Kubwa, Abuja.....na then the real smoking start ~~man can't cancel udeme without B&H.~~ I turned into a chimney but i quit for a bit ~~i don quit like 147 times~~ yet i come back when i'm under pressure at work. To make matters worse, everyone in my department(IT) smokes and it was easy as my office was located at the back ~~far away from HR~~. My colleagues and I shared ideas over several sticks of B&H as well as the VP Engineering whenever he comes for reports and delivery meetings. As if that's not bad enough, my new boss smokes in his office and he's ever willing to share with his employee.

It was easy to keep my smoking habits from the parents as i was far away in Abuja and also devised a way of coding it whenever i'm in Lagos, a bottle of CK does the trick.
I Know a lot of people ~~mostly family~~ don't know i light up Nigeria with fumes of nicotine that has no effect on our ozone layer and now you know cos you're reading this blog. I'm sorry if i disappointed u but hey IT'S MY LIFE *don't judge me*

Old habits die hard but this one has to die a quick death as i hope to quit within this week cos it's hurting everyone around me especially myself *health wise*. Time to find a new addiction ~~maybe fornication~~ and move on with my life.

Thanks for all the DMs, PINGS! and text messages advising me to quit and live a healthy life, i appreciate y'all and i'll try my best not to light a cig again ~~beans.~~ I pray i don't die of lung cancer and pray i live long to see my grand kids.

Disclaimer
This post was put up in a rush and i repeat, i don't proof read shit, gbagaun all u can :p.

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Have a great day and lay off the sticks.

Weekend in Las Gidi.....THE SKILLA DIARIES VII

2010-10-04T14:15:00.000+01:00

Monday is here again and it's my break time, what to do? What to do? i know, i'll put up a post on my blog, not as if people read it.

Here's a recap/summary of my weekend in Lagos

Thursday

Work was breathing down my neck ~~like a nagging housewife~~ as I had deadlines and milestones to achieve on a particular project. *e no easy to be manager o* I was able to achieve 75% of it sha. Got stuck in traffic for over an hour of which the sun wasn’t smiling at all, this got me sweating like a sallah ram *we all know rams don’t sweat* as the AC in the car was not working. Cause of traffic? Everyone and their daddies where traveling out of Abuja for independence weekend. Eventually got back to the and couldn’t concentrate, even my Boss noticed and gave me rest of the day off.

Packed up my stuff and headed to the airport early cos I envisaged mad traffic from my previous experience earlier in the day but the road was free as ~~a nymphos vagina~~ 3rd mainland bridge on a Sunday morning. My flight wasn't till 8:10 so i whipped out my laptop and surprisingly there was free internet service at the airport, skyped for a bit and did other stuff online ~~i download music tire~~.

GTB Yellow came thru but she was on another airline but we chilled at the lobby and had a few drinks ~~smirnoff ice and udeme~~ , talked about stuff and made ~~fun~~ comments about other passengers. Her flight was delayed by 2 hours, mine was delayed by 3 ~~like WTF!!!!!.~~ had a couple of udeme all by myself till we boarded @ 11:30PM ~~i for stay jeje for Abuja.~~ Slept all thru the flight and Ganja and Buga came to pick me up. Instead make i jejely go crash, na from airport to club o for a friend's "Bach Eve". CONGRATULATIONS OWO!. *He got married on Saturday* ~~Men don dey old!~~ Had a great time at the B.E even though i was tired.

We headed to Buga's and i decided to crash on the bed with three ladies ~~ashawo that i am~~ without ulterior motives. Enjoyed my sleep sha even though some peeps thought i was up to no good.

Friday

Had a business meeting which went well and got good news from my mentor who just got appointed as the MD of a Telecoms firm. Had a date with Ms. Coco, we did lunch and movies. She sure knows how to hold a conversation plus she's pretty and has ~~big bumbum~~ a nice shape too. Who knows, she might just be the one. Its too early to call as i've decided to take things slow ~~not as if we're dating sef~~

Was supposed to go out with a bunch of friends at night but i crashed immediately i got home 9:30 to be precise only for me to wake up to several PINGS! from all my peeps who were out. As if that one no do, they had to taunt me with pictures on BBM.

Saturday

So many activities lined up today but i was able to achieve a handful. Went to see a match between MTN and Etisalat as my friends play for team Etisalat ~~total bore fest,~~ Match ended 0-0. Owo's wedding was today, picked up Buga and decided to pick Ms. Coco as she was available and willing to tag along ~~2nd date on the cheap toh bad.~~ Wedding was fun as it gave me the opportunity of meeting old class mates ~~as well as eating free food.~~

Left the wedding, changed in the car and hit the streets, next stop Jade's BBQ, omo the whole of ~~twitter~~ Lagos was there o, no space to park sef *Thank God for my shanko Piccanto, i was able to perch in one tiny koro*. Said my hellos to the celebrant ~~damn she's tall~~ as well as buncha old friends. Next stop was debonaires, had pizza with friends and Ms. Coco.......good thing is they get along well ~~is this a sign?.~~

Dropped her off at home and same thing that happened the previous night repeated itself even when i planned to go out with awon boys again.

Sunday

Church day, long time coming as i never attended church since i returned to Abuja. The sermon was on point. Saw the old man briefly before the man starts thinking i don't send him ~~not as if i really do.~~ Packed my baggage for my return to my very own sin city when i got the text that my flight has been canceled. Had to go to the airport to change my flight and used that opportunity to see Ms. Coco again ~~u go fear close marking.~~ Hung out with her for a bit, had kiss mix and crashed after that.

Watched Didier Drogba rape Arsenal, scoring his 13th goal in as many matches, hanged out with the boys, saw 2 of my followers later on and hit the sheets, early flight on Monday.

Had a great time in Gidi even though i didn't have enough time to hang out with friends ~~Blame it on Ms. Coco~~

P.S.

I still won't proof read ma shit, gbagaun it, na una sabi.

Try and leave a comment....most of u just come here to do amebo

THE SKILLA DIARIES VI

2010-09-27T13:50:00.000+01:00

Monday is here again and my table is packed like a murrafucker! wish i didn't have to work, but someone/something's gotta a pay the bills. I should be writing a report and not blogging. Last week/weekend wasn't bad, had its ups and downs, can't complain either way cos i'm always grateful to God in any situation i find myself. That said hope y'all said a prayer today.

Thursday: BYOB .....Might sound fictitious but most of this is true (LOL)

Did BYOB at Play with CFC, BJ and Lolz, we were late and we had to drop our BIG bottle of Ace of Spades ~~Kasapreko Alomo Bitters~~ in the car. Picked up Yellow Sisi afterward. Just might do a short post on her (Yellow Sisi) when i'm more relaxed and less busy. Like every other Thursday, the place was packed with the usual suspects. Saw our ex-female flatmates MB and Tillz (just might do a short story on them as well) accompanied by MB's friend/namesake ~~the babe na 16wheeler, you go fear orobo.~~ i named her MB2

Had a few shots of JD and tequila ~~paraga and opa eyin~~ at the bar and the evil child in me crept out, even though i tried not to get drunk cos i was driving, i got high in no time grinding on the dance floor with any babe ~~sabi or no sabi "baba o raye mehn" no time.~~ For some reason i'm yet to fathom ~~shayo na bastard~~ i decided to leave all the fine lepa babes for MB2 ~~aka 16wheeler,~~ that babe sabi grind and yours truly ~~teba sibe mehn~~ will never shy away from a ~~herculean~~ challenge. Na so i dey dance with her o amidst the quizzical looks from some of my ~~jealous~~ female friends that wanted to dance with me, till one of dem decided to drag me away from MB2....fight for break out o! if not for my diplomatic appeal to both parties ~~deep down i wanted to see bras and patas torn.~~ I'm a bad guy like that. Some of the activities that went on have been left out sha *no animals were hurt tho*

After the small drama, decided to head home around 2:00AM, work dey the following day and i wasn't ready to doze of at any given time, called madam to clear a few issues when i got home to see if we could patch things up based on the advise of a mutual friend. That didn't go well but at least we can still be friends. Ended up sleeping at 3:30AM. Woke up at 7:00AM with a hangover, spent 30mins in Life Camp traffic, *kmft* got to work and all i could think of was bed.

Funny thing happened though on my way to work, phone was in my pocket, mistakenly dialed madam *last call* which went to her voice-mail and recorded the conversation i had with BJ in the car ~~explains the missing credit on my phone~~. She called me later to say i left a voice-mail and the look on my face was like 0_o cos i don't remember calling her after my previous call....she listened to it, called me back on skype and had this evil grin on her face.....i wasn't really bothered till she mentioned a few lines from the convo and my reaction turned to //0_0\\ ~~YEPA!!!!WTF!!!!~~. If you've heard me and BJ converse, you'll look at us, shake ur head and probably say *awon boys yii o gbadun*, this was one of those silly convos. Begged her to send me the recording but she refused w~~omen and shakara.~~ She said she was gonna post it on 4shared and share the link on twitter, i hope she doesn't sha

Rest of the weekend

The weekend was uneventful, didn't go out even when i got numerous calls from people ~~awon alai ni nkan se~~ inviting me for drinks and other activities that comes with the weekend. Helped my home boy move his stuff to his new place, had a flat tyre *which really got to me*. Played FIFA' 10 and beat the shit outta everyone who stepped to me, got extra chicken and chips from SFC ~~omo~~ de~~m maga~~, and that's about it.

Lagos.....

Lagos beckons this weekend even though it's looking like PH *work matter* i know i'll wriggle my way out of this one ~~artful dodger l'omo.~~ I never even reach the Lagos and activities don line up ~~no thanks to awon boys~~. I'm supposed to have a date with Ms. Coco who i have been pinging and calling for a few days now. Interesting lady she is by the way, i think i like her, let's hope she likes me sha. My fear is i might have to rope her into my many many waka ~~hope that doesn't happen.~~

I'm sure gonna have a few tales to tell after this coming weekend cos the way things are looking, only a word can describe it LEGEN.......wait for it......DARY. Have to go now, too much work on my table, i wonder how i squeezed in time to write this sef.

Have a great week

P.S.
Thou shall not gbagaun this post....una suppose don know me, i no dey proof read shit! Ok Bye!