Anyone who’s watching “Lipstick Jungle” for the ladies is either crazy or blind. The hottest guy on the series is obviously Robert Buckley, of which his hunky, shirtless bod made regular appearances and that’s definitely not a bad thing. Having said that, I’m not here to talk about Mr. Buckley. I *think* he’s a bit overrated and you know how I feel about overrated guys right? My pick would be Paul Blackthorne (and secretly, Christopher Cousins) but Matt Lauria gets my ample TV drool as well. He also looks a bit like Chris Carmack’s younger, less Aryan brother, no? Not sure how long Matt’s character Roy will last but I’m glad he got the chance to showcase some skin in the meantime. For the twelve of you who watch “Lipstick Jungle for guys other than Robert Buckley, these caps are for you. Wait, do such people exist or am I hallucinating? (more…)

Lee Pace to me has that perfect balance between pretty and hot, but I think in some instances like the season premiere of “Pushing Daisies”, the balance was a bit off and he looks a bit heavy on the pretty side. Maybe it’s the setting, his natural boy blush or the combination of both but I can’t shed his “Soldier’s Girl” character by looking at these. (Gosh I need not to be reminded of that story, it’s a no no for my tear ducts!) Lee Pace’s shirtlessness came by request from Stephen, but I’m sure a lot of you will drool over him as well. Apologies for my lack of enthusiasm because I’m quite high on the Sudeikis right now, even Brad Pitt looks like a pile of dry leaves to me. Anyways, enjoy! (more…)

Chris Kramer aka Morgan Pym aka meatier Adam Levine desperately needs your help! Uhm… with the cuffs? I know what you’re thinking! Wait a minute, hold that thought. I change my mind. Don’t help him. Instead, just be quite and admire his perfectly hairy chest and delectable pink nips in close proximity while he’s struggling to get free. Provoke him once in a while because that could be hot as well. Anyways, why can’t we see this dark hottie more often? He’s too gorgeous to be swept under the rug! While the quality of these shirtless caps of Chris Kramer from the second season of “The Collector” are nothing to be proud of, I guess it will suffice considering the scarcity of skin shrines devoted to this beautiful man. (more…)

Here’s our questionable favorite Disney hottie Zac Efron looking all hearthrob-ish from “High School Musical 3″. I’m not a big fan of gym bunnies but damn. Quick! Pull me back before I jumped on the Zefron bus to Disneyland! (more…)

Okay I don’t even know why I bother posting this. Perhaps the only similarity between these two is the hot caterpillar brows. Speaking of Brandon Routh, where the hell is he anyways? Come out come out wherever you are! (and take your shirt off while you’re at it.) (more…)

Wipe your filthy, drool-infested screens because we have a class 5 peppa on our hands! (I’ve always wanted to say that) Seriously again, how hot is Rossif Sutherland? He’s another fine product of the cradle of scorching hot men that is Canada, and also the darker, younger brother of Kiefer Sutherland. Put those two in a room with me in it and I’ll shut down this website for a year (their acting careers as well)! I have said it before, we need to do an extensive R&D on whatever stuff they feed the children over there, then mass produce it so the rest of the world will be filled hot Canadian grade males. There should be a special UN program or something for this too and I can already picture the “We Are The World” style music video in my head. It has Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling and Chad Faust in it, among others. Not singing and shirtless, of course. (more…)

Uhm… Officer, kindly step in the car. Now take the uniform off and let me take a look at those dangling keys. Seriously, since when do they hire model grade men in the law enforcement? This is exactly the reason why NYPD should have its own calendar and the gentleman here is by far the hottest cop I’ve seen in months, I kid you not. The other being Seth Rogen in “Superbad”. Shut up! (more…)

Whenever I hear the name Olaf, I always picture some balding old broad with silver caterpillar brows. Simply put, Jim Carey in “A Series of Unfortunate Events”. This Olaf however is nothing like that. Definitely one of the most breathtaking pair of blue / green eyes I’ve seen since Matthew Bomer. The amount of chest hair is perfection and although Olaf Bjornstal looks a tiny bit like a mature version of Jesse Metcalfe, I’d hit this one in a fraction of a milisecond. Oh by the way I was about to put a picture of Count Olaf here but then I realized it’s going to be a major boner killer so you should thank me for that. (more…)

In every British “Kitchen Nightmares” episode there’s a scene when Gordon Ramsay has his ‘Mr. Rogers’ moment and changes from his street clothes into his chef’s uniform. I love that part. It’s a clear indication that he’s getting down to business and he’s gonna bust some heads. Plus, he looks good without his shirt. He’s more rugged then the guys I typically like, but I enjoy his no nonsense, tough-love attitude. I’m less fond of the American version of “Nightmares” where he’s too touchy-feely. (more…)

We bid goodbye to Scott Prendergast and say hello to October’s Adorkable of the Month, Kyle “Fuzzy Bear” Bornheimer. Well, actually Scott will be locked away in my personal vault where noone else can have him except me. Mmm… hot hairy adorkables… Okay enough creepy, here are some shirtless caps of Mr. Bornheimer from the second episode of “Worst Week”. Don’t you feel like eating him alive? (more…)