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I Really Don’t Mind Hitting This

Square — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 01:47:14 +0000

You rarely see a post about shirtless jogging here, so today we have a fine treat of Shia LaBeouf getting fit with his shirt off. I don’t even care if he sweats douchewater or he loves his mom too much! Those shorts are barely hanging on to his waist, so I would highly suggest that Shia ignores them next time. This is hot, and that Kawasaki cap definitely adds up to the hotness. I don’t know why. (more…)

Gary Cole in The Cleaner

Square — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 15:00:50 +0000

Hell to the yes! This is what I’m talking about. After a very long period of soul skin searching, we finally have some very decent (actually they can be indecent, by some standards) caps of a shirtless and recent Gary Cole. Uhuh. H8ers to the left! These are from season two premiere of “The Cleaner” capped by the fantabulous DaveId at Dreamcaps and his chest mess puts a very wide smile on my face after a sad post. A destiny fulfilled. Oh and do not ask me what happened in the chase scene. Let’s just assume Gary is comfortable in his tighty whity and he’s generous enough to share with us all. (more…)

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Post tags: hairy, mature, television, undies

This Worries Me…

Square — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 14:00:21 +0000

I really feel that I should send some carnations and a “Get Well Soon” card to Matthew Fox’s chest hair, because it looks like they’re not going to recover anytime soon. We have waited for too long. I mean, we can still see some sign of sprouting but as soon as they emerged, Matthew has decided to mercilessly cut them off. That’s it. I’m not going to send them a friggin’ card, we are sending the whole SWAT team of the COMMON SENSE division to protect them from his razor wrath! Also, he smokes — which isn’t particularly attractive in my book. (more…)

A Handcuffed Robert Downey Jr. Says Good Morning!

Square — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 12:00:12 +0000

What better way to wake up than having a very lean and fit Robert Downey Jr. tied to the bedpost? These shirtless caps of RDJ are from “Sherlock Holmes” theatrical trailer. Now hand me that pillow so I can dispose it immediately. It’s a disgrace. (more…)

Eddie McClintock in Warehouse 13

Square — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:41:16 +0000

It’s amazing how many people can look like David Boreanaz isn’t it? I have never seen Eddie McClintock in anywhere before, but that doesn’t friggin’ matter because just look at them pecs! They are saying “bite me” and I’m more than happy to oblige! These are some shirtless pictures of Eddie McClintock from the pilot episode of SyFy’s “Warehouse 13″ capped by Groopii and requested by EastonArtist at the forum. I have a feeling we’ll be seeing a lot of McClintock’s flesh in this series. (more…)

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Post tags: beefy, dark, sci-fi, smooth, television, towel, undies

Kevin Costner circa 1991 Is That You?

Square — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:12:22 +0000

OMG. I almost jumped out of my chair when I saw these pictures. No, this isn’t Kevin Costner circa JFK — it’s Bradley Cooper filming his latest film “Valentine’s Day” (there better be a shirtless scene in this!). And here I thought noone can match the handsomeness of Kevin Costner during his glory days. He still does a lot of things to me now, but god knows how long I didn’t blink and drooled GALLONS during his shirtless scenes in “Bull Durham”, “No Way Out”, “Revenge” and “For The Love of the Game”. Here are some (non-shirtles unfortunately but I’m sure we can paste Brad’s head over his hairy body elsewhere) pictures of Bradley Cooper channeling his inner Kevin Costner circa JFK (or Mr. Brooks if you prefer the mature version). Handsome is the only word to describe this! (more…)

Scott Evans in One Life to Live

Square — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:30:56 +0000

No more guessing. The truth is out. Scott Evans is a hairy bugger but he CLIPS! Or so I thought. It’s not the most noble thing to do, but I forgive him because of his generosity. These shirtless caps of Chris’ gay brother are from “One Life to Live” capped by Superherofan, who has just recovered from a couple of days of downtime. Welcome back, mate — the world is a very dull place without you. Speaking of Chris Evans, is it just me or does anyone else beginning to feel to void of not having his hairy chest in our lives after his shirtless ban a while ago? Well, at least I didn’t dream about it. Yet. (more…)

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Post tags: brothers, gay, hairy, soap, television

Jonathan Bennett in Some Trash

Square — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:00:40 +0000

I think I need to rest my eyeballs a bit, so as tempting as it is to scour the trash that goes by the name of “Van Wilder: Freshman Year” for some shirtless scenes, I finally had the guts to abort my pure intention. You see, this is why wonderful forums like Dreamcaps and fantastic cappers like DaveId, Superherofan and Groopii exist! Put down your chicken sammich (or double headed vibrator) and give a standing ovation to these amazing people! After you’re done, sit down and enjoy these shirtless caps of Jesse Metcalfe’s twin Jonathan Bennett from the said poop capped by DaveId. Also, why do you pluck your eyebrows like that? Your eyebrows look sexier not plucked. Cady, will you please tell him his his eyebrows look sexier not plucked? (Please get it or I’ll drown myself) (more…)

How Does This Make You Feel?

Square — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 03:18:04 +0000

Whoa. Look at the size of that… Umm… Those nipples! Well, I guess the bigger your belly, the smaller they get. It’s one of the wonders of the human anatomy. That said, I’m still a full supporter of team chunk and these pictures of Chris Pratt kinda do things to me. If you prefer a slimmer Chris, some history lessons included after the jump. (more…)

I’m Just Not Into This Film, But I’m Into Bradley Cooper

Square — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 01:46:54 +0000

And Ben Affleck. And Kevin Connolly. And Justin Long. Okay, I’m basically a slut — but that’s besides the point! In a nutshell, “He’s Just Not That Into You” is a big friggin’ tease. You have all these hot men lining up but in the end we only had Bradley and a teeny tiny peek at Kevin Connolly’s skin. Hairy chests should roam free, not tucked underneath some lame shirts. For shame! Also, I felt like watching the first two seasons of “Sex And The City” and that’s not really a good thing. These shirtless caps of Bradley Cooper featuring his ‘golden unshaved* chest’ (not only his chest, overall he looked like a gold statue in this movie as well… boy, go easy on the bronzer) are requested by collegebobby5 at the forum. In conclusion, Scarlet Johansson is a lucky bitch. (more…)