There’s something amazingly sexy about a man waking up in the morning from his sleep — personally, I highly adore the “lost puppy” look. That said, some actors have suffered the “morning makeup” syndrome that has been plaguing actresses over the century. A furry mature STUD by the name of Thomas Jane, did it perfectly well. When you’re out of bed, you have to look like you’re out of bed. It’s that simple. Honestly, I ran out of adjectives to describe how hot this guy is and the evil things he has done to me. As always, I will let the caps speak for themselves. Here’s Ray Drecker waking up in his boxers (unfortunately) in this week’s “Hung”. (more…)

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A soft core thriller like “The Bedroom Window” takes me back to my early teenage years where I’d stay up late on Monday nights to watch it on TV, and anticipated every shirtless moment there is (or lack thereof — usually followed by frustration the next morning). Steve Guttenberg was at his tip top shape, post two “Cocoon” installments and his skin scenes are as good as the first one. These caps demonstrate that Guttenberg was a true and essential thinking  man (with your crotch) hunk of the 80′s and the director has made a wise decision by spending a decent amount of screen time showcasing his perfectly shaped furry pecs. Also, if your eyes can manage to stray away from his body for a second (a hard feat, I know), you might find his kind eyes and smile are very attractive as well. Sigh. Why do people have to age? (more…)

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Or down, whichever you prefer. It’s hard to believe it took them this long to do a proper shirtless scene of mah fourth husband in the latest season of “Mad Men”. Sure he looks absolutelyfuckingorgeous in a suit but I do prefer Jon Hamm’s natural and gloriously furry armor. Who doesn’t? And don’t get me started on that fuzzy trail to Hamm-land! Since I can’t remember when was the last time I posted something about mah husband (probably because I was too busy finding new ones), here are some caps of a shirtless Jon Hamm from this week’s “Mad Men” capped by Superherofan. Enjoy! (more…)

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Like most of you, my eyes were too busy focusing on Kevin Bacon’s naked moments that I almost forgot that Josh Brolin was also showing some skin in “Hollow Man”. I prefer this one with some scruff on and mustache (this is the last time I promise) but with a classically good looking guy like this, one can never complain! I wasn’t quite sure what happened to the follicle members of his pits though. Maybe they’re too fine to be seen on camera. These are capped by the fabulous internet gem that is Capped, the source for overlooked and vintage hotness. Enjoy! (more…)

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Just kidding. I want Alessandro Calza to call scream my name every minute, every hour of the day! If you have nothing better to do this weekend (I’m telling myself), head over to Alessandro’s Flickr page and his official website to admire this super fine Italian stallion, exploited to total perfection. I love when a hot guy knows and understands his responsibilities to human kind. Fine, the truth is I don’t want to leave youd rooling at mah potential husband over the weekend — so by all means focus your libido’s energy on this hunk instead. After the jump, a few of my favorite shots. The smoking with mustache shot does a lot to me (OF COURSE), along with the “Rudolph the red nosed reindeer” and the “I can be your boyfriend too” shots. (more…)

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How do you define an obsession? It’s 3 am and you’re going through 90 minutes of footage frame by frame capping nearly a hundred images of the same person with carpal tunnel on both hands. Is that an obsession? Fine, I think it’s safe to say, I am a little obsessed with Welsh based chef Matt Tebbutt. Okay, a fucking lot. As a messenger of underrated and undiscovered hotness, I do feel it’s important to bring a fine rare piece like Matt to the world’s attention. I’ve previously preached about his out of this world adorable-ness at the forum but now it’s time to bring him to the main site simply because he’s a strong candidate for mah fifth husband. Before you say, “Square, you greedy bitch” — he’s British, so I think I can get away with ONE British husband. Okay, maybe two because Phil Spencer has a special place in my heart forever and always! And Robson Green too. Fine, I am a greedy bitch. There’s really something about this guy that is just irresistible. I just want to wake up in the gap between his teeth, have breakfast in his gingery stubbles, frolic in his cleft chin, cuddle the mole on his neck…I could go on and on til December! Warning: massive post due to the author’s over indulgent nature about the subject and the desire to bear his children. (more…)

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Yes, it’s one of my famous disappearing acts again. More shirtless goodness will be coming your way soon, and here’s something to whet your insane appetite. It’s Eddie McClintock from this week’s “Warehouse 13″ capped by none other than Superherofan. What I’d do without him! You really couldn’t take your eyes off his chest could you? Me too, naturally. BEEF is the first word that comes to mind. That’s okay, because I’m sure them silver dollar nipples are looking at you too. The fur has been left alone for quite a while this time as evident in these caps. Eddie can join Sam Trammell in the ultimate furry beefy pec-alicious showdown and I’ll be right in the middle of it. See you bitches soon! (more…)

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Since yesterday was all about hair, let’s make today a body-hair free one. But only today, because I really couldn’t survive without looking at a gloriously hairy chest for more than 24 hours. With that note, here are some shirtless caps of THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN THE WORLD, genetic lottery winner Matthew Bomer (no ‘boner’ jokes please) from this week’s episode of “White Collar” capped by Superherofan. Mainstream perfection! The only complaint I have about this one is there’s not enough exploitation going on. Illegal! (more…)

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A wise crotch once said — when you’re tired of Thomas Jane’s shirtlessness, you’re tired of life itself. Holding on to that fact, here’s your weekly update from one of the most generous men on television in this week’s “Hung”. I think I actually ran out of words to describe his scale of hotness, so let’s just keep our traps shut, take a deep breath and admire his manly beauty by slowly counting his (well trimmed) hair follicles on his chest. I’ve done that a couple of times. The numbers change. Now, when the hell they’re going to show the actual goods? (more…)

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I believe it has been quite a while since I posted something totally selfish and self indulgent (a week is a while for me), so I feel like I fucking deserve this. Instead of guessing a hairy chest or a treasure trail, let’s try something different this time. Who do you think is the owner of this out of this world, beautiful, adorable, amazing, crotch shaking, sexy mustache? The clue lies in the first sentence. Need I say more? Guess before you click but hands off please! (more…)

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