Technology and perversion drooling-related activities always go hand in hand. Ever wondered why HD was invented in the first place? Let’s take a look at the visual above. In standard definition, there’s no way in follicle hell we can see those fine hair on Garret Dillahunt’s chest. Even in high definition, you really have to squint to see them hairs — but they’re there! Garrett is a seasoned trimmer and I just pray one day he will stop doing it, because it would triple his hotness. Also, LOVE the gym-free-ish body. These standard caps and cropped-for-your-convenience caps are from this week’s episode of “Gary Unmarried”. Thanks to Squarebart at the forums for the heads up! (more…)

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Not sure about you guys, but I do have a MAJOR thing about mustaches. I mean, it’s such an instant turn on for me — and yes, I enjoy looking at these. Max Carver, one of the gingy Scavo twins on “Desperate Housewives” had a pretty decent shirtless scene last night, stache intact. He might be smooth as sin, but the addition of that fake stache makes up a lot of grounds for me. Matt Damon circa “The Informer” would be proud. These are capped by Superherofan, and I hope the stache stays longer. (more…)

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I’m not saying that Mike Rowe has a stiff competition, because he will always and forever be the poster daddy of Discovery channel regardless. Introducing the latest mature beef to join the delectable Discovery subjects of crotch disturbance, British hotness Jeremy Wade. Jeremy might have a little case of Gordon Ramsay-itis, but you can’t help but to think impure thoughts about this man. He’s probably most well known as the host of “River Monsters” (insert pants jokes here) and since no one is recognizing his unique brand of sexiness anywhere else, here are some shirtlessness from the episode “Amazon Assassins”. Haters kindly move to the left, thank you. (more…)

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Two wet, hairy chests in one scene? Oh NBC, you’re too much! Wait, I almost forgot that this is a guessing game. Well, these two furry actors have been in the TV business for quite a while and were featured on this site sometime ago. They were rejoined in a pool this week (someone please tell me where this is) and all I can say is thanks to the NBC gods for everything. Like, everything. Guess before you click before I spill the beans! (more…)

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Uhm… Okay. First of all, Bear Grylls didn’t finally decide on having a proper shirtless photo shoot, although he definitely should a long time ago. Second of all, we have the first female post on this site! What. Yes folks, this is German pole vaulter Balian Buschbaum and he used to be a she. And he’s kinda hot. Okay, very hot. I’d so hit that, roid and all. Damnation! How does Balian make you feel (please agree so I won’t feel so guilty)? (more…)

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This post is dedicated to all David Morse fans out there, because this hughly underracted actor deserves all the attention he can get! I find it comical that although David plays the bad guy in most of his films, he has the kindest face in Hollywood. You know, one of those “I’ll follow you home even though I know you’re an axe murderer” type. Anyways, it’s quite rare to see Simon Pegg’s long lost brother shirtless on screen, but here are some caps from “The Crossing Guard”. Those puppy eyes… (more…)

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It’s time to bring some (furry) beef, brawn and muscle mass in this part of the internets, thanks to a short glimpse of two-time WWE champion and the star of “Looney Tunes: Back in Action”, Bill Goldberg in this week’s ” The Celebrity Apprentice”. I have released my skin hunting minions and they came back with some soapy Goldberg skin during a shower scene and a locker room scene in “The Longest Yard”. I have to admit a lot of wrestlers out there bulked up so much that they lost all the sexiness, but Goldberg has managed to do it just right. Rawr! (more…)

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As much as I love hairy chests, I’m actually a true face man. Face. Face. Face. I got face! Beauty! Face (please get it)! I don’t care what everybody else think about him, because these shots of scrufftastic Josh Brolin in the latest issue of T Magazine do a lot to me. By a lot I mean A LOT. You can almost hear the UNF noise if you stare at the first picture for more than 5 seconds. The only thing I don’t get is, where the hell has the full body shot of the second image gone? Oh well, beggars can’t be choosers. In the mean time I’ll just go back and forth between here and this post to match the face with the body. It’s the only thing to do. Face! (more…)

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Who can say no to a wet Lorenzo Lamas in a tight swimming suit circa 1981? He’s one of the essential furry studs of the eighties, therefore it’s only natural to have him here. These vintage shirtlessness of Mr. Lamas are from one of the first episodes of “Falcon Crest” capped from a clip by Casperfan. Not safe for work of course, so unless you have eyes at the back of your head, don’t even think of going there. At least wait til lunch! (more…)

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I don’t know if my eyes are deceiving me (they have been doing that a lot recently), but it seems like Penn Badgley has finally came to his senses and ignored the temptation to look like a pre-pubescent 14 year old. These healthy progress caps are from this week’s “Gossip Girl” capped by Groopii. Here’s hoping for a proper, brighter shirtless scene in the upcoming episodes for a closer examination. (more…)

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