tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36418620858920064902024-09-05T23:46:01.731+02:00Shit In My MailboxI, like many others have a mailbox. And these are some of the more baffling messages I get.Johan Malmstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07574239328337919142noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3641862085892006490.post-47796601706751367302012-08-14T22:52:00.000+02:002012-08-14T22:54:24.785+02:00Please Reply to NoReply...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Seems legit... Especially when you consider his SuperHero origin story. :D<br />
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<br />Johan Malmstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07574239328337919142noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3641862085892006490.post-91597048226121629832012-05-26T18:00:00.000+02:002012-05-26T18:00:30.350+02:00The Damnable Anticipation GadflyThere's something almost poetic about this message from Quin Romero:<br />
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<br />Johan Malmstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07574239328337919142noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3641862085892006490.post-73025698359707215012012-04-23T15:05:00.000+02:002012-04-23T15:05:00.322+02:00Why you shouldn't write wall o' texts...... because you come off like this guy (pretending to be a girl)<br />
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If I'm lucky, she (yeah right...) won't read this blog and then kick my balls. But then again, she wouldn't find me... because she adressed this to someone called "Irene Fujiwara"... And even if she doesn't read this blog. I wouldn't want the INSIDES of my balls licked anyways... >.<!Johan Malmstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07574239328337919142noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3641862085892006490.post-55950701276739747182012-04-21T17:47:00.002+02:002012-04-21T17:47:47.905+02:00She is a WOMAN!!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Johan Malmstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07574239328337919142noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3641862085892006490.post-7581420189516932382012-04-21T17:30:00.000+02:002012-04-21T17:30:52.915+02:00Sometimes the most overt is the most covert.- Sherlock Holmes<br />
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Aw gee willikers! I'm so lucky! Admiral Akbar, what should I reply?Johan Malmstenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07574239328337919142noreply@blogger.com0