The title says it all! Your gay best friends say it, we post it! Submit here! Tweet Tweet? SMGBFS Twitter! Contact the dream team at shitmygaybestfriends@gmail.com Shit My Gay Best Friend Says!Tumblr (3.0; @shitmygaybestfriendsays)http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/ Me (referring to karate): Do you have a black belt? My Gay Best Friend: In karate or like as an...<p><span> <p><strong>Me (referring to karate): Do you have a black belt?</strong></p> <p><strong>My Gay Best Friend: In karate or like as an accessory?</strong></p> </span></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/DZI4nCh-fqw/3154683113http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/3154683113Sun, 06 Feb 2011 20:00:56 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/3154683113My Gay Best Friend (on Britney Spears’ new single): I heard it on Perez and didn’t fall...<p><strong><span>My Gay Best Friend (on Britney Spears’ new single): I heard it on Perez and didn’t fall in love. But I’m gay so I guess I have to.</span></strong></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/l_Ym86VGyGo/2709144990http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2709144990Wed, 12 Jan 2011 00:13:27 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2709144990WE'RE BACK!<p>Hey guys, just wanted to let you know we’re back from our winter vacation. In my case it was filled with lots of instant netflix and trashy shows on E…</p> <p>Let the posting continue! </p> <p>xoxo</p> <p>The Dream Team</p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/nwS4tT5M8us/2685201453http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2685201453Mon, 10 Jan 2011 11:39:12 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2685201453 My Gay Best Friend (while playing with my hair): Why don’t you ever do anything with your...<p><span> <p><strong>My Gay Best Friend (while playing with my hair): </strong><strong>Why don’t you ever do anything with your hair?</strong></p> <p><strong>Me: </strong><strong>I don’t even know how to braid my hair.</strong></p> <p><strong>My Gay Best Friend:</strong> <strong>Oh my God, it’s a gay man’s worst nightmare.</strong></p> </span></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/GZwXUx8-PYk/2453316104http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2453316104Fri, 24 Dec 2010 22:12:14 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2453316104 After watching the scene from Scott Pilgrim, where he defeats the evil ex-girlfriend by poking the...<p><span> <p><strong>After watching the scene from <em>Scott Pilgrim</em>, where he defeats the evil ex-girlfriend by poking the back of her knee</strong></p> <p><strong>My Gay Best Friend: …and now I’m afraid of girl’s knees.</strong></p> <p><strong>Me: Why?</strong></p> <p><strong>My Gay Best Friend: Coz… female orgasms… *shudders*</strong></p> <p><strong>Me: And now you associate the two?</strong></p> <p><strong>My Gay Best Friend: Yes.</strong></p> <p><strong>Me: You know that isn’t actually how it works…</strong></p> <p><strong>My Gay Best Friend: I don’t wanna know! And get your knee away from me!</strong></p> </span></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/h8q63hLBIqk/2319603638http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2319603638Tue, 14 Dec 2010 21:27:47 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2319603638 My Gay Best Friend: Omg this shit is hilarious. It makes me want to go out and make fun of...<p><span> <p><strong>My Gay Best Friend: Omg this shit is hilarious. It makes me want to go out and make fun of people.</strong></p> <p><strong>My Best Friend: Why? Making fun of people is mean.</strong></p> <p><strong>My Gay Best Friend: Only if you say it to their face, besides its called constructive criticism and I got made fun of all the time now look at me, I’m a bad bitch!</strong></p> <p><strong>My Best Friend: Making fun of someone is NOT constructive criticism. It’s plain mean.</strong></p> <p><strong>MY Gay Best Friend: And that’s why you’re not gay- because we can make getting made fun of sound like a good thing.</strong></p> </span></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/e39kLjxrnos/2319275202http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2319275202Tue, 14 Dec 2010 21:03:25 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2319275202Gay Best Friend 1: You know… you’re just a lesbian in progress.Gay Best Friends 2 and 3: Yeah, I can...<p><strong><span>Gay Best Friend 1: You know… you’re just a lesbian in progress.<br/>Gay Best Friends 2 and 3: Yeah, I can see it, too.<br/>Me:..The flannel gives it away, huh? </span></strong></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/mpzojAFme6U/2161307398http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2161307398Thu, 09 Dec 2010 22:12:49 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2161307398 My Gay Best Friend (After seeing his own reflection in a window): Wow, for a second I was like,...<p><span> <p><strong>My Gay Best Friend (After seeing his own reflection in a window): Wow, for a second I was like, ‘Who is that cute boy?’ Then I realized, ‘Oh! Ha! That’s me!’</strong></p> <strong><br/></strong></span></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/o87wiztrtrE/2150559397http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2150559397Wed, 08 Dec 2010 22:49:39 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2150559397My Gay Best Friend: When i see a superman symbol i think of Jesus, not Jesus from the bible, Jesus...<p><strong><span>My Gay Best Friend: When i see a superman symbol i think of Jesus, not Jesus from the bible, Jesus from Godspell. It is quite apparent I am gay.</span></strong></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/bGA9IHYLWuU/2100339425http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2100339425Sat, 04 Dec 2010 18:24:25 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2100339425My Gay Best Friend: Today I bought Beyonce’s I Am…Sasha Fierce and a Devil Wears Prada/27 Dresses...<p><span><strong>My Gay Best Friend: Today I bought Beyonce’s I Am…Sasha Fierce and a Devil Wears Prada/27 Dresses Combo DVD. I am not straight.</strong></span></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/R7ZUcNJYleQ/2075457362http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2075457362Thu, 02 Dec 2010 18:44:17 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2075457362My Gay Best Friend: “I mean…you gotta love stupid people. OMG LETS GATHER STUPID PEOPLE UP AND PUT...<p><strong><span>My Gay Best Friend: “I mean…you gotta love stupid people. OMG LETS GATHER STUPID PEOPLE UP AND PUT THEM IN A ZOO AND CHARGE ADMISSION. WE’D BE MILLIONAIRES.”</span></strong></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/d6d-IRdjUG8/2066477720http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2066477720Wed, 01 Dec 2010 21:46:52 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2066477720My Gay Best Friend: Those trapped miners in Chile are going to have so much Real Housewives drama to...<p><strong><span>My Gay Best Friend: Those trapped miners in Chile are going to have so much Real Housewives drama to catch up on…</span></strong></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/LIk2GEe45ng/2055024917http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2055024917Tue, 30 Nov 2010 21:31:07 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/2055024917My Gay Best Friend: I think i figured out what im gonna do last night Me: with your life? My Gay...<p><strong>My Gay Best Friend: I think i figured out what im gonna do last night </strong></p> <p><strong>Me: with your life? </strong></p> <p><strong>My Gay Best Friend: No no no, with my hair.</strong></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/MioIVqK1pGo/1722647007http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/1722647007Sun, 28 Nov 2010 22:25:36 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/1722647007My Gay Best Friend: I am so girly. I would totally be the girl in the relationship. But if he was...<p><strong>My Gay Best Friend: I am so girly. I would totally be the girl in the relationship. But if he was girlier than me…than we would be lesbians.</strong></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/CFi38ESMJq8/1698864601http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/1698864601Sat, 27 Nov 2010 00:19:21 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/1698864601My Gay Best Friend: You know what I was doing while I was waiting for my mom to pick me up from the...<p><strong>My Gay Best Friend: You know what I was doing while I was waiting for my mom to pick me up from the dance? I was pretending like I was giving a lifetime achievement award to Cyndi Lauper.</strong></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/h-YajXje7_A/1684874803http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/1684874803Thu, 25 Nov 2010 18:11:34 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/1684874803 Me: Well, on the plus side…. My Gay Best Friend: Are you calling me fat? <p><span> <p><strong>Me: Well, on the plus side….</strong></p> <p><strong>My Gay Best Friend: Are you calling me fat?</strong></p> </span></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/gM6n70EgpLk/1655800425http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/1655800425Mon, 22 Nov 2010 23:55:07 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/1655800425My Gay Best Friend: I didn’t even know Girl Talk was a DJ until everyone started posting...<p><strong>My Gay Best Friend: I didn’t even know Girl Talk was a DJ until everyone started posting things on their facebook about him, because all I could think about was how surprised I was people still played that game!</strong></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/f0z0_lKTpOY/1644043564http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/1644043564Sun, 21 Nov 2010 22:03:20 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/1644043564 Me (Quoting a line from a TV show): How gay am I, on a scale of one to Ellen? My Gay Best Friend:...<p><span> <p><strong>Me (Quoting a line from a TV show): How gay am I, on a scale of one to Ellen?</strong></p> <p><strong>My Gay Best Friend: You’re about a Bieber.</strong></p> </span></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/zbMjuUkhLug/1637870856http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/1637870856Sun, 21 Nov 2010 11:20:40 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/1637870856My Gay Best Friend: There’s this one Asian here that looks like a panda. And like its not...<p><strong><span>My Gay Best Friend: There’s this one Asian here that looks like a panda. And like its not racist…cause she ACTUALLY looks like a panda.</span></strong></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/dMJUij1jA9g/1605876308http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/1605876308Wed, 17 Nov 2010 21:55:48 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/1605876308Me: “Melissa & Joey is an awful show.” My Gay Best Friend: “I know it’s terrible, but I really...<p><strong><span>Me: “<em>Melissa & Joey </em>is an awful show.”</span></strong></p> <p><strong><span><br/>My Gay Best Friend: “I know it’s terrible, but I really watch out of devotion to Melissa Joan Hart…” </span></strong></p>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/ShitMyGayBestFriendSays/~3/0MwXIg5cLao/1588034186http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/1588034186Mon, 15 Nov 2010 23:33:27 -0500http://shitmygaybestfriendsays.tumblr.com/post/1588034186