The first picture here is her old laptop, mind you the laptop is only 1 year old… The hinge no longer works you have to hold it at a certain angle otherwise you end up with the lines on the left side of the picture…

Picture #2 is power cord #3 for her Android phone (which has managed to last 6 months more than her laptop) all the cords are broke in the SAME SPOT…

Submitted by: SprayPaint

After someone backed into my car in a parking lot leaving a very small dent in the bumper, I had it repaired at a local center. When it was complete, I had my wife pick it up, where she then proceeded to drive 2 miles to pick our son up from school, and 2 1/2 miles back home. She never made it home with the car, instead, she swears “some moron” ran a red light and she t-boned him, ripping off my brand new bumper that was less than 15 minutes old.

Submitted by: Justin

So it is my birthday and I want to take one day out of the weekend to indulge in my one hobby, my wifes response: ” What you want to airsoft? Why? Wouldn’t you rather do ‘something I want to do but say it like you want to do it.’”

I love her but she finds 100000000000000000 ways to convince me to do things I do not want to do but make me think I wanted to do it.

Submitted by: Marty

My wife was driving this little boat down the river and struck something in the water. The prop spun off leaving no load on the engine. We were dead in the water. So she decides to rev it up. Since there was no load on the engine it revved up well past what it should. She found this profoundly hilarious. So she threw the throttle wide open and continued to laugh and dance around as the old engine screamed for mercy. In the first picture, she is posed in front of the engine as it is screaming for mercy.
After about 45 minutes of full bore revving, it finally blew and puked parts out the left side of the motor, through the case and into the water. The second picture is of her laughing hysterically at the poor engine and the thrashing she gave it.
She has blown several car engines over the years but never in a bikini! It was very hot!

Submitted by: John

I thought this table cloth was perfect, except it has some fold marks creased into it after taking it out of the package. Genius idea popped into my head to just toss it in the dryer for a sec on the “dewrinkle” setting! Totally got the wrinkles out though…
Even if one side of it was vinyl…

Submitted by: Kari R

This is what happened when my wife tried to “maneuver” around the swing set glider. The front of the tractor got hung up on the glider as she was looking down at the ground. By the time she noticed what was happening, she jumped off instead of putting on the brake and backing up!

Submitted by: Mike

My wife and I just had our first baby, and like a lot of women she retained water during the latter part of the pregnancy that stuck with her even after giving birth. She was worried that her engagement ring and wedding rings were not going to fit, but she was too impatient to go and get them re-sized, so after she figured she had lost enough weight, she got the rings on with the help of some soap. She was excited to have the rings back on (she said she “missed them”), but within an hour of putting them on her finger began to swell and become numb. We tried everything to get the rings off in one piece; soap, ice water, the dental floss trick, vaseline, etc. In the end though I had to use my side snips to get the rings off. The bigger of the 3 rings is the engagement ring, and the other two she wore on either side of the engagement ring as wedding rings. The first two pics show the damage, the third pic shows the rings on my pinky finger as they were once worn on my wife’s wedding finger.

The funniest part is she thinks this can be fixed.

Submitted by: Jeff

ATTENTION ALL GUYS…
If YOUR wife or girlfriend says she knows how to tend a grill…THINK! and I mean seriously THINK twice before giving that responsibility to her. This was a costly incident as well as a lot of excitement in our neighborhood.

Submitted by: JD’s Boyfriend

What do you use to pull a well done oven mitt out of the hot oven?

Submitted by: Benjamin

This is what I get for being sick and coming home early. Wife decides to take the kids to the dentist in my car. The trip lasted a total of 30 seconds after filling up with 60 dollars in gas. She still swears that her light was green!