tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74678783672649192392024-11-01T03:36:33.057-07:00Shit of lifeRestaurante Chino La Suertehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-87132206727399828632011-08-30T03:43:00.000-07:002011-08-30T03:43:00.531-07:00Today, I discovered that my best friend is gay by logging into his browser. Basically the problem is not his sexuality, but it is married to my sister and looking forward their second child. SOLRestaurante Chino La Suertehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-69111554065472243252011-08-30T03:39:00.001-07:002011-08-30T03:39:37.945-07:00Ayer, estaba en casa de una amiga mientras que ella se arreglaba, me dijo que escogiera una colonia. Escogí una, pero me dijo: "No, esa no, que echa un pestazo que te cagas". Se la regalé yo. SOL<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', 'Lucida Sans Unicode', Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><br />
</span></span>Restaurante Chino La Suertehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-41969569192197261032011-07-29T01:13:00.001-07:002011-07-29T01:13:15.841-07:00Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." SOLRestaurante Chino La Suertehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-59709616912394046752011-07-29T01:12:00.001-07:002011-07-29T01:12:37.934-07:00Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. SOLRestaurante Chino La Suertehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-36099946395823773832011-07-28T00:50:00.001-07:002011-07-28T00:50:00.496-07:00Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. SOLRestaurante Chino La Suertehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-25725892524191627862011-07-28T00:14:00.001-07:002011-07-28T00:14:24.549-07:00Today, my parents asked me money to go out .SOLRestaurante Chino La Suertehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-71977843654346229872011-07-27T10:36:00.001-07:002011-07-27T10:36:11.721-07:00Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' SOLRestaurante Chino La Suertehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-57706147421908701092011-07-26T03:24:00.001-07:002011-07-26T03:24:07.743-07:00Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. SOLRestaurante Chino La Suertehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-39761955178469969002011-07-25T07:04:00.001-07:002011-07-25T07:10:41.676-07:00Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". SOLRestaurante Chino La Suertehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-22693389269372747902011-07-25T07:03:00.001-07:002011-07-25T07:03:29.106-07:00Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." S.O.LRestaurante Chino La Suertehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-86639910668798301852011-07-25T06:59:00.001-07:002011-07-25T07:00:24.471-07:00Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. S.O.L<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><br />
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</span>Restaurante Chino La Suertehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-85538973707535096662011-07-25T05:20:00.001-07:002011-07-25T07:01:20.692-07:00Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. S.O.L<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><br />
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