tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74678783672649192392012-02-16T01:13:56.809-08:00Shit of lifeJordihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-87132206727399828632011-08-30T03:43:00.000-07:002011-08-30T03:43:00.531-07:002011-08-30T03:43:00.531-07:00Today, I discovered that my best friend is gay by logging into his browser. Basically the problem is not his sexuality, but it is married to my sister and looking forward their second child. SOL<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467878367264919239-8713220672739982863?l=shit-of-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/N-_A_wQugb9AvGcveDLkZjk1HgY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/N-_A_wQugb9AvGcveDLkZjk1HgY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ShitOfLife/~4/AY0REBZnML4" height="1" width="1"/>Jordihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0http://shit-of-life.blogspot.com/2011/07/today-i-asked-girl-i-like-to-send-me.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-36099946395823773832011-07-28T00:50:00.001-07:002011-07-28T00:50:00.496-07:002011-07-28T00:50:00.496-07:00Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. SOL<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467878367264919239-3609994639582377383?l=shit-of-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kyZqStWMPSnLdrfJPi4kUMFEvms/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kyZqStWMPSnLdrfJPi4kUMFEvms/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ShitOfLife/~4/A1JI6mOWs6Y" height="1" width="1"/>Jordihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0http://shit-of-life.blogspot.com/2011/07/today-i-saw-elderly-man-fall-in.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-39761955178469969002011-07-25T07:04:00.001-07:002011-07-25T07:10:41.676-07:002011-07-25T07:10:41.676-07:00Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". SOL<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467878367264919239-3976195517846996900?l=shit-of-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FsA_R0C7tf3f_cWavqyyHPkTK7s/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FsA_R0C7tf3f_cWavqyyHPkTK7s/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ShitOfLife/~4/Vb8QcHJagww" height="1" width="1"/>Jordihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0http://shit-of-life.blogspot.com/2011/07/today-i-texted-my-boyfriend-saying-hi.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-22693389269372747902011-07-25T07:03:00.001-07:002011-07-25T07:03:29.106-07:002011-07-25T07:03:29.106-07:00Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." S.O.L<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7467878367264919239-2269338926937274790?l=shit-of-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0MB5J4E0UpW9qn-83OBC-13gyHo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0MB5J4E0UpW9qn-83OBC-13gyHo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ShitOfLife/~4/3bcxN9rbEsc" height="1" width="1"/>Jordihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0http://shit-of-life.blogspot.com/2011/07/today-my-five-year-old-daughter-was.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-86639910668798301852011-07-25T06:59:00.001-07:002011-07-25T07:00:24.471-07:002011-07-25T07:00:24.471-07:00Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. S.O.L<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><br />
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kDVMgs6FgJNhKoqfd_v37GqytZg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kDVMgs6FgJNhKoqfd_v37GqytZg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ShitOfLife/~4/2J5IQ956oyY" height="1" width="1"/>Jordihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0http://shit-of-life.blogspot.com/2011/07/today-my-daughter-asked-me-when-was.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-8596676729964840682011-07-25T05:25:00.001-07:002011-07-25T07:00:41.559-07:002011-07-25T07:00:41.559-07:00Today, my house is full of people. Everyone is watching Barça-Madrid.My grandmother is celebrating its 93 birthday alone. S.O.L<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/drMQ2SyofW9r5WYSJznvq9nJksc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/drMQ2SyofW9r5WYSJznvq9nJksc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ShitOfLife/~4/N5Wd7FlPIIw" height="1" width="1"/>Jordihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0http://shit-of-life.blogspot.com/2011/07/today-my-house-is-full-of-people.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-85538973707535096662011-07-25T05:20:00.001-07:002011-07-25T07:01:20.692-07:002011-07-25T07:01:20.692-07:00Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. S.O.L<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"><br />
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8fuQOowP8PDoQNTNQg4MbB6xpNU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8fuQOowP8PDoQNTNQg4MbB6xpNU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ShitOfLife/~4/13Hb-JysL24" height="1" width="1"/>Jordihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0http://shit-of-life.blogspot.com/2011/07/today-i-had-drunk-sex-with-girl-that-i.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7467878367264919239.post-16831312124370530832011-07-25T05:17:00.001-07:002011-07-25T07:01:39.339-07:002011-07-25T07:01:39.339-07:00Today, I realise that I am sterile and i have been all my life. I have three kids. S.O.L<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;"><br />
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<a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IZM4uiZX36YblUiNuupxf_NL6q4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/IZM4uiZX36YblUiNuupxf_NL6q4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ShitOfLife/~4/TyCJk6QoGg4" height="1" width="1"/>Jordihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09746723128292055752noreply@blogger.com0http://shit-of-life.blogspot.com/2011/07/today-i-realise-that-i-am-sterile-and-i.html