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SamBakZa presents

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 14:36:00 +0000

THERE SHE IS!

I remember seeing the first one in 2004 on Newgrounds. I just found out yesterday that there's 5 of them. They're animations in a music video form. They tell a continuous story of a bunny and a cat and love. Very cute!

I think that you don't have to tell stories very complicated or with words. This is a good example of doing that.

Kawaii TV

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:15:00 +0000

Not subbed unfortunately.

Atheism

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:04:00 +0000

Well.

It's been how long!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 20:00:00 +0000

Yeah, I lost my interest in this blog but I am bringing it back! Why? Well the podcast I do is going to have a makeover so that means no intershiz at all. (Okay! It is a dumb word!)

Where AM I gonna put it all!

Oh yeah. I have this ol' blog I abandoned. Well, I'm taking it back!

4th

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 19:32:00 +0000

Happy 4th of July.

Religion through LOLCATS

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:06:00 +0000

Presenting the LOLCAT Bible.

" Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good."

I'd go to church again just to piss people off with this.

ROFLMAO

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:03:00 +0000

Heh. Warcraft.

NSFW time!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:49:00 +0000

I present to you

A Heap Of Trouble

Best chant ever!

Not safe for work.

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:43:00 +0000

SARATOGA SPRINGS -- A 19-year-old man dressed as a penis was arrested for disturbing a high school graduation today at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center.

Calvin Morett of 337 Pyramid Pine Estates allegedly interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation by marching across SPAC's stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given out, Saratoga Springs Police Sgt. Sean Briscoe said.

Morett purchased the full-body costume and sprayed parts of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, Briscoe said.

His motive? ``He thought it would be funny,'' Briscoe said.

Morett was ticketed for disorderly conduct, a violation, and will face the charges in City Court on Tuesday, Briscoe said.

Morett graduated from Saratoga Springs High School last year. He tried to streak away from law enforcement, but could not.

``Once I stopped laughing, he was pretty easy to catch because he was tripping on the lower portion of the costume,'' said Briscoe, who made the arrest.

THIS GUY IS EPIC!

Source: Times Union

Office War

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:10:00 +0000

Now wouldn't you like to work here?

From Runaway Box

Bad bear

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:50:00 +0000

Bears should not be this way!

Cheat

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:13:00 +0000

Ah~ Homestar Runner. A classic of the internet. Mix with a game trailer and stir.

Manga Kills

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:50:00 +0000

" Miyagi Prefectural Police officials in northeastern Japan have announced on Monday that they discovered a man dead in his apartment underneath several hundred manga volumes and magazines. They are investigating the cause of death and whether the 37-year-old male company employee is another casualty of last week's earthquake in Miyagi.

According to the investigation, the man's co-workers visited his apartment in Sendai City's Aoba Ward at around 9:00 p.m. on June 14 after he failed to appear at work. (The magnitude-6.8 earthquake occurred at 8:43 a.m. that day and caused 10 confirmed deaths so far.) The officials say that the man stacked books two meters (about six feet) high throughout his entire room. They consider it possible that the books fell on top of the man's chest and abdomen and thus prevented him from breathing. However, a June 15 autopsy was inconclusive, which left open the possibility that the man's death was unrelated to the earthquake."

This guy was an otaku crushed by his own manga that he loved. Irony of the day! I have to admit I will probably die this way as well if I keep thing the way they are.

Source: AnimeNewsNetwork

Win Boat

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 19:32:00 +0000

All aboard the ~~fail~~ win boat!

Source: Anonymous

Bloop

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:11:00 +0000

"The Bloop is the name given to an ultra-low frequency underwater sound detected by the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration several times during the summer of 1997. The source of the sound remains unknown."

So why is this on Shit on the Internet Blog?

"Because the Bloop noise originated near the location of the fictional sunken city of R'lyeh from H.P. Lovecraft's story "The Call of Cthulhu", "

Space Lawyer!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:50:00 +0000

Wait...a fucking space lawyer!? Well when I read the article I thought a lawyer going to space. JETSONS TIME!

"A student at the University of Mississippi will leap into the final frontier of the legal system Saturday when he receives the first-ever space law certificate in the United States.

Michael Dodge of Long Beach, Miss., earned the special distinction along with his law degree through the National Center for Remote Sensing, Air and Space Law at the university's law school.

"The professors and personnel here are the highest quality that can be found anywhere in the world, and I have learned from them the necessary skills I will need to effectively practice space law," Dodge said in a statement. "Ole Miss is, simply put, the space law expert, and anyone wishing practice in this field should get their legal education here."

Any future space lawyer might have to deal with issues ranging from the fallout over satellite shoot-downs to legal disputes between astronauts onboard the International Space Station. The expanding privatization of the space sector may also pose new legal challenges."

Source: Space.com

Suicide food

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 15:07:00 +0000

From the 4chan archives. The jars holding the piss of the toilet of the internet had actually did something smart! Behold! As a fatass American I endorse this delicious suicide food! It's a fucking bacon grid!

Source: 4chan archive

I still like Weezer

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 14:17:00 +0000

Making a song popular by putting popular internet things in the video to take advantage of the viral revolution. Very tricky and gimmicky.

Well it worked and at least the song is okay. Then again I liked Weezer before.

You Need Linux On You!

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 14:00:00 +0000

It's the one true open source OS. This proves it!

Source: Loading Ready Run

Gummi penises

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:45:00 +0000

It's a fucking PENIS!
Source: The Consumerist

Finding people

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 01:15:00 +0000

I'm still alone in my house. I have food to last me and weapons. The sad thing is are these the zombies that will die out or are they eternal? If they do die out I will be free but alone like now.

I do feel sorry for those who are also alone. I read many peoples experiences today. I even found this vid. I'm luckily that there's still power and internet right now. I'm sure tomorrow it will be gone.

I hope this person is still alive. I hope for her and everyone.

I wish I was dreaming

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:47:00 +0000

I woke up late today and mom wasn't home. I heard screaming outside. I thought it was another nigga moment but it was actual zombies. I looked around online and millions of people are talking about them. I block all the downstairs entrances and made some weapons. So far I have:

A butcher knife
A knife duct taped to a broomstick
A lighter and an aerosol for instant flamethrower
A knife for close combat
A billy club

I'm making a last episode of my podcast. Not like anyone gonna listen but I want to leave my mark out there. Maybe aliens will find it someday. Hey if zombies exist then why can't alien eh?

Blog Like It's The End Of The World 2008 (BLITEOTW08)

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:41:00 +0000

I was watching the news tonight about something strange going on in the city hospital. I never watch TV but I was passing my mom's room and she had it on. Meh. I'm going to bed.

my elves are different: Blog Like It's The End Of The World 2008 (BLITEOTW08)

Fat Star?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:46:00 +0000

You guys know about crossdressing? How about cosplay or masquerades? I love a good crossdresser but this is just scary!

Breakfast Buddies

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 02:42:00 +0000

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