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When Will They Learn?

2015-03-03T15:17:00.001-08:00

One of these days companies will learn that you can't let the public "customize" their brand.

My 11-year-old daughter created this custom potato chip flavor.

Poo Cards

2015-02-07T20:01:00.001-08:00

For your pleasure: Poo Cards!

From the wonderful folks at Edible Anus.

Unphotoshopping Justin Bieber

2015-01-30T17:24:00.000-08:00

Wait for it...

LOG BOOK: THE MAN WHO KEPT A DIARY OF EVERY SHIT HE TOOK IN 2014

2015-01-23T04:23:00.000-08:00

Intrepid reddit user captainmercedes kept a diary of every poop he had during 2014. He noted down every bowel movement in his captain’s “log book”—at what time he had one, its size, consistency, duration and many other relevant details. The information was kept in accordance with the Bristol Stool Chart—an academic shit comparison guide which experts use to classify the quality of turds from “nuts” and “liquid” to something that resembles “a sausage or snake.”

Enjoy!

Thanks to AK for the link.

The Road Apple Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree

2015-01-14T06:18:00.000-08:00

My daughter, yesterday:

"I'm gonna start a band named Poop Nuggets. Our first single will be titled 'Last Night's Corn'"

Cute Baby Photo

2014-09-05T14:50:00.003-07:00

Dad's Photo Shoot With The New Baby Takes A Very Unexpected Turn

Airbnb's New Logo

2014-07-18T21:20:00.000-07:00

What Your Poop Is Trying to Tell You

2014-04-23T14:15:00.000-07:00

Thank you to Gizmodo for this helpful how-to on the textures and colors in your poo! Red, green, brown, black! You'll never wonder again.

Stop-Motion Animation Made Entirely Using Dirt Showing How “Poo” Can Be Turned Into An Alternate Energy Source

2014-02-25T08:06:00.000-08:00

Watch and say thank you to Laughing Squid.

Sausage Made of Baby Poop

2014-02-24T20:48:00.000-08:00

If you like sausage and baby poop, then Neatorama has the story for you!

Sausage with that special something

The Nation’s First Poop Transplant Bank Is Open and Already Completely Full of Sh**

2014-02-19T13:00:00.000-08:00

If you need a poop transplant Geekosystem's got you covered.

OpenBiome is literally the First National Bank of poop

Why Does It Feel Good to Poop?

2014-02-14T09:21:00.002-08:00

Finally, an answer!!

Thank you to OutsideOnline for the edification.

Oh yeah! It's a coming.

The Definitive Ranking Of Poop

2014-02-12T10:55:00.003-08:00

Thank you to Buzzfeed for this amazing article

Poop is the one thing that unites us.

Everyone poops. The young and old, the rich and the poor. But not all poop is created equal. Here are the different kinds of poop, ranked for your pleasure.

14. Lumpy Sausage Poop

Absolutely nothing special about this poop. Barely garners consideration on a poop list.

13. Spicy Fire Poop

Spicy fire poop is pretty funny after the fact, but it’s never a fun experience. At least you’ll have something to talk about at work tomorrow.

12. Tiny Hard Lumps

These score points for being adorable, but they’re not very satisfying.

11. Fluffy Mushy Chunky Poop

Basically diarrhea that won’t commit to being diarrhea, this poop is literally the worst of both worlds. Make up your mind, poop!

10. Smooth Sausage Poop

Average, healthy poop. The poop we all know and love. This poop is like a home-cooked meal or your mother’s warm embrace. Comforting and familiar.

9. Green Poop

Green poop is sort of unique and interesting, but you have to eat a lot of spinach to achieve it, and one can only eat so much spinach.

8. Pregnancy Poops

Flickr: babies411 / Creative Commons
Lots of women poop during childbirth, which sounds pretty embarrassing, but it’s pretty cool when you think about it. When your kid is a teenager and tries to talk back to you, you can be like, “Yeah, well I pooped on your head when you were a baby. Take that.”

7. Lil’ Soft Nuggets

These little blobs are sort of cute, if you’re into softies.

6. Black Poop

Black poop is the most metal poop there is. Black poop is caused by the bismuth in Pepto-Bismol, and it can also turn your tongue black, like a giraffe’s. Amazing!

5. Classic Diarrhea

It might be surprising that classic diarrhea ranks so high, but remember: Diarrhea can get you out of anything. Next time you get a speeding ticket, try using diarrhea as an excuse. There’s a 50/50 chance you’ll be let off with a warning.

4. Death Poop

Did you know you poop after you die? That’s hilarious.

3. Slippery Snake Poop

Smooth and soft, the slippery snake poop is mysterious and elusive. It’s the healthiest, most fibrous of poops. The only downside is that bathroom time is depressingly short.

2. Beet Poop

Beets turn your poop red. That’s badass.

1. Corn Poop

Nothing is more spectacular than corn poop. Corn poop is magical. Corn poop is a gift.

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A New Meaning of "You're Shitting Me!"

2014-01-31T12:27:00.000-08:00

Police: Woman put fecal matter in husband's IV

CHANDLER, Ariz. (AP) — An Arizona woman is accused of trying to kill her hospitalized husband by injecting fecal matter into his IV line, police in suburban Phoenix said Friday.

Rose Mary Vogel of Sun Lakes was arrested Thursday on suspicion of attempted first-degree murder after a nurse found the 65-year-old handling her husband's IV line, which was found to contain a brown substance, police said.

A hospital lab test identified the brown substance in the IV line as fecal matter, and a trace amount of a brown substance also was found in the needle of an otherwise empty syringe found in Vogel's purse, police said.

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10 Bizarre Facts About Poop

2014-01-16T20:36:00.002-08:00

You know you want to know more about fecal vomiting and poop on the moon. Well, give thanks to the kind folks at Listverse for their 10 wonderful facts.

In the Same Vein

2014-01-15T17:23:00.000-08:00

Even more information about how to read your shit and urine (click the image to embiggen):

Know Your Poop

2014-01-14T07:39:00.001-08:00

Huge thanks to Cheezburger

Poop Covered Man Shocks People in a Park After Having an Explosive Porta Potty Accident

2013-11-20T11:14:00.002-08:00

Now that we've had a moment of silence for National Toilet Day let's get back to business with something awesomely disgusting. Laughing Squid has the explosive story here.

Paid a Nickel and Only Farted

2013-11-20T08:17:00.003-08:00

Vice has a story in honor of World Toilet Day called When Americans Had To Pay To Poop.

World Toilet Day

2013-11-20T08:15:00.000-08:00

Nothing beats a warm clean place to do your business. Too many people don't have that luxury. November 19th has been named World Toilet Day by the United Nations General Assembly. You can learn more about it right here.

The Truth about Silent, but Deadly

2013-11-14T13:07:00.001-08:00

New at Sears Portrait Studios

2013-11-14T13:06:00.001-08:00

Remember the moment, with timeless portraits. If only they came in scratch-n-sniff.

The Franken Berry Stool (aka red poop)

2013-11-04T14:16:00.000-08:00

Ever eaten a whole box of cereal and discovered that all those delicious dyes are just as bright on the way out as on the way in? This writer knows of someone who ate a box of Kaboom! only to find his leavings tinted a rich mossy green. This phenomenon warranted a write up in the medical journal Pediatrics way back in 1972 when a Frankenberry eating lad was hospitalized for suspected rectal bleeding. Cooler heads eventually prevailed and Red No. 2 and No. 3 were proven to be the culprits. Our friends at BoingBoing have the story.

The Poo App to End All Poo Apps

2013-10-29T12:32:00.001-07:00

Yeah, it's been far too long between dumps here at the old Shitterbug. The only way to come back is to come back with an explosive post that will rock your bowels and rock them in a good way. The kind folks at Avatar Labs have created that digital poop diary your sphincter has been puckering for. Yes, it's The Poo Log!

Plus, they have created three incredible videos starring a guy dressed in a turd costume! No doubt this was a role of a lifetime requiring only the most resourceful method actor. To have played a shit in three :30 YouTube videos would make anyone die a happy man, no? You can find this most amazing app here http://apps.avatarlabs.com/poo/

The Dirty Library is the Tumblr You've Been Waiting For

2013-08-10T23:07:00.000-07:00

Yes, The Dirty Library is here to ruin everything about your childhood that hasn't already been destroyed.