tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87723667634235814862011-11-27T15:36:57.328-08:00ShoCkeRhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16879944802828168389noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8772366763423581486.post-44490694461391312582010-01-18T21:25:00.001-08:002010-01-18T21:25:51.914-08:002010-01-18T21:25:51.914-08:001. On being Late:<br /><br /><br />“Kab shuru hui class?” <br /><br /><br />“Attendance ho gayi kya??”<br /><br /><br />“Kal raat der tak gappe marte rahe yaar”<br /><br /><br />“Aab nind nahi khuli to mein kya karu……… bolna ……. kal kya<br />padaya tha isne”<br /><br /><br />“Ek page de na………. abey pen bhi to de, nahi to kisse<br />likhunga…….”<br /><br /><br />” koi subah kaise aa sakta hai……..”<br /><br /><br />“wo bhi iss class ke liye “<br />2. During the lecture:<br /><br />“Yesss!!!! Sirrr…….The answer is<br /><br /><br />……..huuuummmmm……..aaaaaaaa………….”<br /><br /><br />“No sir…..I know the answer …….sir….”<br /><br /><br />“Saala apne aapko Newton samajta hai”<br /><br /><br />“Abe lecture ko maar goli….. Anjali kya lag rahi hai aaj……..” <br /><br /><br />“Uski tshirt pe kya likha hai dekh”<br /><br /><br />“Uske bagal mein nahi baith sakta tha kya…….gadha…….”<br /><br /><br />“Kya bore kar raha hai. Bola tha canteen chalte hain ..”<br /><br /><br />“Heads, we go canteen , Tails, we go now!!!”<br />3. Lab:<br /><br />“Expt. 2 likha??”<br /><br /><br />“last time tu aaya the kya?”"<br /><br /><br />“Karna kya hai??”<br /><br /><br />“Yeh bhai…..merko pata hota to tere pass kyon aata……..”<br /><br /><br />“Areee tu to bura maan gaya ……..chal dikha na…..bhau kyo kata<br />hai….”<br />4. Sessionals Test:<br /><br />“sessionals test???? ……Aree yaar…… “<br /><br /><br />“Kya……. abe unit test mein itna sara topic hai to final mein kya<br />hoga….”<br /><br /><br />“Oye Sushil kaha hai……uska roll number mere baad hai…….wo nahi<br />aaya to mein pakka fail….”<br /><br /><br />After test……<br /><br /><br />“yaar pada tha….recall nahi kar paya…….chhod na ……. Canteen<br />chalega…” SAHI !!<br />5. For attendance <br /><br />“I was in the class, attendence bolna bhool gaya “<br /><br /><br />“Oye usko thoda khush kar list se tera naam hata dega……..”<br /><br /><br />“Bola tha proxy regularly maar…….. Saale tera class karne ka kya<br />faida hua…..”<br />6. Late submission of assignments:<br /><br />” Maine us ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein<br />submit kar dena”<br /><br /><br />“Ab mein kya karu usne mereko bole bina hi submit kar diya……..”<br /><br /><br />“They should allow XEROX………sala system hi kharab hai “<br />7 . After exam:<br /><br />“Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya? Shitt…”<br /><br /><br />“kya bol raha hai yaar..aise karna tha kya”<br /><br /><br />“1st mein 3 marks…..2nd mein 0…….3rd mein 2…….<br />Gaya………..fail pakka…….”<br /><br /><br />“Yaar notice lagte hi hata dena………wo kya soochegi mera marks dekh<br />kar……”<br />8 . VIVA (b4 exam):<br /><br />“Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga”<br /><br /><br />“Aeee…….Akash…..terese kya kya poocha….mood kaisa hai..”<br /><br /><br />“External ke ghar mein bacche nahi hai kya…….”<br /><br /><br />“Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ki ab tak<br />preparation nahi hui hai”<br />9 . Submission:<br /><br />“Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?”<br /><br /><br />“kaat kaat ke likh le…kaon padhta hai”<br /><br /><br />“Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?”<br /><br /><br />“Jai ho computer baba ki……jai ho Ctrl C – Ctrl V ki…….” <br /><br /><br />“Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?”<br />10 .Copying Assignments:<br /><br />“Ye tune kya likha hai????”<br /><br /><br />(The best one)<br /><br /><br />“Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha<br />hai uska drawing nikal” <br /><br /><br />“Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??”<br /><br /><br />” Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar.”<br /><br /><br />“Koi hint……..”<br /><br /><br />“Are baba ghaseet de……..na tu samjega na wo……..”<br /><br />11. Exam:<br /><br />“Jo (mujhe) aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai<br />woh NAHI aata hai” ..VERY VERY TRUE !!<br /><br /><br />“ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai yaar….to ab kya poochenge”<br /><br /><br />“ye last time hi poochha thaa……is baar nahi aana chahiye”<br /><br /><br />“tere paas is ke notes hai??”<br /><br /><br />“Neend aa rahi mujhe to….thodi der so jata hoo..utha diyo pakka”<br /><br /><br />“woh chapter… mark weightage 6 marks… (facial ex-pressions speaks<br />the story)”<br /><br /><br />“nahi samjha to rat le” – PERFECT ONE<br /><br /><br />“Iss paper mein roll number ke kya order hai……..”<br /><br /><br />“Ek aur din ka gap de dete to kya 3rd World War ho jata tha kya………”<br />I AGREE !! !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8772366763423581486-4449069446139131258?l=ishocker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a 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padhana,betuki bato ko seriously le lena.<br /><br />Na rahenge ye din na rahengi wo raaten, Bachengi kuch to bas yeh YaadeiN<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8772366763423581486-7504933644126560853?l=ishocker.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xYrPi80IuJSHlExHxn2zmkDt38E/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xYrPi80IuJSHlExHxn2zmkDt38E/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xYrPi80IuJSHlExHxn2zmkDt38E/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xYrPi80IuJSHlExHxn2zmkDt38E/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ShockersHelpcenter/~4/aBjvRM-5_Vw" height="1" 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