Laugh Starter Jokes

Fun is life so jokes are!

2022-11-28T23:55:00.001-08:00

Fun is important to make your blood work properly. Here we are to balance you health.. Joke no 1: I feel so satisfied when I noted my friends are online too.. I am not alone who has no work to do.. Rest of the world is with me..

Jokes - You Can't Afford to Miss

2020-06-05T03:04:00.002-07:00

Jokes are liked by almost each of one on the earth. It gives us opportunity to have blissful laugh. We must agree that laughter is God' blessing for human beings. The things we get from laughter is:

1. We get new life energy
2. We forget all pains and tensions.
3. We start liking our life.
4. Our immune system improves.
5. Our personality gets better.

There are much more untold benefits so why not to have it now. In this blog, we have written hundreds of Funny Jokes so force you have a big smile.

In this post, we will again share some of the best new pranks to experience quick dose of fun.

1. Me: If there are 2 persons and both are wrong, together, can they make right decision?
Ans: NO, see your parents!

2. My Phone rang: Trin trin
I picked up and said : Hello
My friend: Hello buddy, I was thinking I should not ask you but...
Me: Tell me
Him: I need some money..
Me: Yes, you were right. You should not ask.

3. My heart is too big to love only one lady in my young days!

4. If love is life than what food is?

5. I was sitting on the public bench. One stranger came and sat besides me.
I stared at him and asked: Did you bring the money.
He ran..

6. I was foodie in my young days and lazy too!
When my friend and relatives used to ask me: Try Exercise, I often used to reply them: What extra fries?? LOL

7. When he said beautiful brides are found at every corner of earth, I said earth is Round my friend!

8. I don't know whether it happens with me or with all of us. I like wife of others and kids of mine...

9. Love is expensive, try asking from the people who are fallen into it.

10. Love is until we were not married.

11. When she asked me: Are you big boy?
Me: Once I owned Ferrero Rocher....Hahaha

Above quick jokes are just like a starters. This website is filled with many of amazing hilarious contents. Our lives are so fast but we must
pause and give time to ourselves. We must take a relax breath, We try to inhale good thoughts and exhale negative energy.

When we start living the present moment, our quality of life gets better. Time flies so we must value it. The main thing is that whatever you do, do it with your heart. Give your 100% so that you should not regret. Entertainment is everywhere but you must have willing to find it.

With These Jokes - Creating Humor in Less Time is Kid's Game

2020-05-01T07:37:00.001-07:00

Short of time? Try these 2-3 liners Jokes to have quick dose of laughter. You will surely make people laugh with these tremendously funny hilarious fast pranks.

1.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

2.
If they ask me: What do you wish for?
My Reply: Give me billions of Dollars. I want to experience how can Money not be able makes you Happy!

3.
Girlfriend is like ice cream - easily melts but wife is like hard metal can’t be bent.

4.
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

5.
Mother: Come on, answer me at once. How much is nine plus eight?
Son: At once!

6.
Death is hereditary.

7.
In my new Job: I pretended to work.
They were smarter: They pretended to pay me.

8.
If you think that Early to bed, early to rise makes you wise than rethink..
It gonna makes people suspicious about YOU!

9.
Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow. Just go over there somewhere, please?

10.
Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.

11.
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.

12.
They Say: Practice makes a man Perfect.
They also say: Nobody is Perfect.
I Concluded: Why to Practice!

Hundreds of New Funny Jokes to Impress with Good Sense of Humor

2020-05-01T06:39:00.000-07:00

Read and share these impressive Funny Jokes to make people laugh immediately. These Jokes are 100% fresh/new and gonna make you remember-able for your ultimate sense of humor.

1.
From birth til 25 years, me and my better half was living amazing life..
Then we got married!

2.
That Kid surprised me when I asked the reason for putting 2 stones in his both ears..
He said: He likes rock music.

3.
He told me to treat your everyday like it is your last day..
One day I will be right.

4. My friend told me: Money isn't everything!
Me replied: But my kids are in touch because of it!

5. The awkward moment when you predict that fart is coming out silently and when it does: It sounds like a Machine Gun!

6. I imagine sometimes that when bald people wash their face, how far up do they go!

7. Do you know that competition where everyone wins..
Me: There is not real!
It is called Look a Like competition in China!

8. A Jealous women is better that CBI detective!

9. 2 friends had a fight.
Girl: If you were my life partner, I would have mixed poison in your Tea!
Man: If you were mine, I would have drunken that Tea!

2020 Best Short Jokes to Laugh Out Loud

2020-04-25T06:39:00.001-07:00

First quarter of 2020 is gone but here are 2020 best Short Jokes to make rest of quarters with full of laughter, fun and entertainment.

Do you know the best thing about Switzerland?
Well, not sure but the Flag is a big Plus..

What breed of dog can jump higher than a hut?
Any Dog.. Because Hut can't jump!

Why does Scientists are doubtful about atoms?
Because they make up everything!

What you gonna call a train loaded with Chewing-gum?
A Chew Chew Train!

The world smallest Joke!
A group of women sitting Quit!

How many time you can subtract 5 from 50?
Only once because next time it won't be 50 , it will be 45 ! :))

I am unable to laugh at myself..
Invite me, I will laugh at you..

You won't be able to see my 6 packs.
For safety, they are hidden with a layer of my stomach FATs!

Relative: Oh My God! Your room is so messy..
Me: Well, It may be but I know where everything is..

One of cousin is so short that even when he sneezes, his nose touches the ground!

Can you tell me that which milk is better: Cow or Sheep?
Step - Mother

My brother is master in stand up comedy, other day he made joke about a person who can't smell, can't, see can't taste, can't talk..
I realized that it was senseless!

Best Funny Jokes Ever

2020-04-25T00:57:00.000-07:00

Bored? Here are our collection of New and Best Funny Jokes your ever read. The gonna add taste of humor and laughter into your live so share, laugh and enjoy.

What do you get from Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk!

Hello:
Hello
How are you
Perfect
Where are you
In your heart :)

Rest in peace of boiling water.
You will be MIST!

Why can't male aunts sink?
They are bouy-ant

Did you hear about two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months!

How does Moses make Tea?
He Brews!

I invented a new word.
Plagiarism

Random Joke

2020-03-26T03:32:00.001-07:00

Teacher: why you were absent yesterday?
Student: Because I had a dream that my class teacher met with an accident!

New Generation Joke

2018-11-25T05:25:00.000-08:00

Chatting Chatting!!
YES PAPA
Girlfriend Setting
NO PAPA
Telling lie?
NO PAPA
Open your whatsapp/Fb
HAHAHA :))))

The word - SORRY

2018-09-07T23:56:00.000-07:00

What a different meaning of sorry. They teaches we should always say sorry so that others should not feel offended..
But if Dr. says the same ---- Life gone!!!

No Girlfriend

2018-02-25T03:04:00.002-08:00

Michael: Why are you so sad?
James: My friend, whole year have been passed away but no girlfriend...
I am waiting till 14 feb if I could not make any girlfriend then it is understood that I have been born to add a number into population only:((

Billionaire to Poor

2018-01-04T10:11:00.001-08:00

Billionaire man: I have millions of bank balance, big cars , luxury houses, servents, gardens, Hotels, factories etc...
What the you have man??
Poor man: Sorry, I have nothing but a son, in whose love your daughter is crazy and ready to die..

Where to keep my money..

2017-12-25T09:47:00.001-08:00

Mother: I am very much tensed.. wherever I keep my money - he steals. I am so worried.. ow to hide my money...
Husband: Just keep them in his books... He never touches them..LOL

Wife is depreesed

2017-08-22T21:13:00.000-07:00

Husband: You seems to be very depressed from last few days
Wife: Yes..
Husband: Visit a Dr.
Wife: I did
Husband: What he said
Wife: I should go for shopping...

Pigeon Accident

2017-08-16T09:21:00.002-07:00

Once a pigeon got accident with car and when pigeon opens his eyes, he was in cage.
Pigeon reacted: Ops, I sentenced jail, is the car driver got died?

Will Join Next Year

2017-08-15T07:41:00.002-07:00

Man in interview: Congrats, you got selected.
Man: What is the package?
Interviewee: USD 36000 every year, and from next year it would be USD 43000.
Man: Ok, bye?
Interviewee: What happened?
Man: I will join next year..

Just Joking

2017-06-26T23:32:00.001-07:00

Husband to wife: You are very sweet, innocent, cute and caring. I love you so much. Your smile kills. You are megnatic.
Wife: Thank you. So what are you doing?
Husband: I am just joking...

Job for Married People

2017-05-28T10:30:00.000-07:00

Sir: Why do you give job to married people only?
Boss: Because, they are habitual of insult and they are not in hurry to go back to home,,,

Self control of wives

2017-01-25T09:27:00.000-08:00

Man to his wife: How to do self control - people should learn from you..
Wife: Thank you but how?
Husband:You have lot of SUGAR in your body but it never comes to your tongue...(Sweet talks)
Funny...hahaha.. just kidding...

Getting ready for Marriage

2016-12-30T09:33:00.001-08:00

Friend with girl: So you are getting married, and preparations have been done?
Girl: Yes, I have thrown my both sims, formatted my smart phones and deactivated the FB account, only you just need to keep your mouth shut.

Hunting Lion

2016-12-15T08:47:00.001-08:00

Wife: Why are standing at door with Gun?
Man: I am going to hunt the Lion..
Wife: Then why you do not go?
Man: Dog is staring me outside...

New currency But Bank Employees..

2016-11-28T09:05:00.004-08:00

Some People say: our 500 Rs. note gone some says our 1000 rs notes gone..
But what is our fault ..our all saturdays & sundays have gone.. (Bank employee)

Half Headache

2016-11-03T09:51:00.001-07:00

Wife: I have headache in half portion of the head.
Hubby: You have half ind so headache is also in...
And - Big fight til early morning.

That one thing

2016-10-21T11:02:00.002-07:00

Can you answer what is that 1 thing which is always yours...never of your wife?
,,
,,,
,,,,
Mistake ::))

Truly Funny Jokes to Laugh in a Seconds Like Crazy

2016-10-18T11:24:00.001-07:00

We never leave any stone unturned to entertain our readers with Jokes so here we come again with some of the truly amazingly funny corny jokes to make you/anybody laugh in seconds.

We truly believe that life should be full of laughter and you can count on us for this because we are entertaining the world from over a decade. So read, enjoy and share the best collection of newest pranks here:

1.) Husband with friend: I got up early in the morning and went to kitchen then made tea.
Than I recalled that wife has gone to her mom's house.
I am thinking: Was that love or her fear..

2.)

My tension increases when friends asks extra sheet in exam.

3.) Some boys luck is so bad that even in the game of Carrom, they won't win the queen.

4.
Man to Dog: You dongs are amazing but why you dogs don't do a proper marriage?
Dog replied: We are already living Dog's Life! LOL

5.)

Wife: Tell me a Joke
Husband: Only one, I have lot of: You cook so well, You are beautiful, We live Happily, We do not fight, You agree with me always, You are so Hot, I Love You Forever..
Wanna hear More!!

6.)

7. Son: Father please buy me a nice bike..
Father: See, neighbor's daughter goes on Bus
Son: That is what I can not tolerate..

8. My beautiful love requested me that I want to experience D soon!
I blocked her and moved on, Now she is experiencing Depression. How careful I am..

9.) Wife: It is height. How many things a wife should take care? You, your family, your kids, your parents?
Husband: You just take care of your tongue everything else will be taken care of automatically.

10.) The pain of break up can be expressed by a girl who recharges her phone herself.

11.) Wife: I would have been 'Time', everybody would have respected me.
Husband: Nope, Everybody would have said that Oh no, see bad time is coming..

12. If a happy cup of Coffee is espresso, what would you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!

13. There was big storm on Sunday! It blow 25% of my ROOF.
It is now OOF!

14. My life started with my birth I was crying... I though once I grow up, the term 'Crying' will leave me.. But my parents made me married to ensure I continue..

15. My friend fell in love with a Doctor and me with a nurse..
He whatsapp her: I love you Doctor..
Me: I Love you Sister!

16.

17. My Desk is clean.
It means your drawer is in terrible condition!

18. Earlier I was looking to do something so I got a job.
But now I have a Job, So I quit looking to do anything!

19. Wife: I have headache in half portion of the head.
Hubby: You have half ind so headache is also in...
And - Big fight til early morning.

20. Once the husband was in good mood and said to wife: You are so beautiful, gorgeous and stunning. Your sense of humor is great and your common sense is amazing.
Wife: Thank you
Husband: Sorry - I was just joking!

21. What to be put in dead man mouth?
Him: Cement..
Me: Why?
Him: Because there is life in this cement!

22. Husband: Daily you force me to eat Spinach. I am fed up.
Wife: There is Iron in spinach.
Husband: So what, you want me to produce Iron rods out of me.

23. Wife was beating husband..

Neighbor interrupted, why are you doing this with innocent man?
Wife: He is not innocent, I called him than a girl said "The person you are trying to reach is busy on another call, please try again later."

24. Wife to hubby: Today, I am in a very good mood, I want to give you a gift please!
Hubby: Leave the gift, Just speak politely with me, respect me, understand my problems.
Wife: No, I will gift you. It is preferable.

25. Teacher sends notice to the parent: Please get your kid bath daily.
Mother replies: Please concentrate on kids study instead of smelling them!

26. Wife: whisper something dirty to me
Husband: Dishes!!

27. Someone was advertising that if you are Alcoholic - WE CAN HELP YOU OUT!”

Spouse insisted - So I called them..

A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 2 and Get 1 Free”

My eyes were filled with tears of joy.!!

28. Please - do not go outside in search of perfect fine cute adorable person...
...
...
..
Because...
..
It is killing winter and I am sitting in side the home in my blanket...

29. Dr: I am sorry dear! I just forgot my gloves in your stomach while operating you! We need to do it again!
Mad guy: OMG! Just for the sake of 2 $ gloves, you gonna operate me again? Please take the cash from me!

30. After engineering, a guy joined a big MNC as a trainee.
On his first day, he dialed the pantry extension and shouted into the phone, "Get me
a coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded,
"You fool! You've dialed the wrong extension!
Do you know whom are you talking to?"

"No," trainee replied.

"It's the Managing Director of this company!"

The trainee shouted back, "And do you know
whom are YOU are with?"

"No." replied the Managing Director indignantly.

"Good!" trainee replied and disconnected the phone.

31.

32. Yawning is the only time some married men ever get the opportunity to open their mouth. LOL

33. There was a sign board near school which says:
"Pl drive carefully, Don't harm the students..
Just wait for teachers!"

34. Salesman: What do you use for washing dishes?
Housewife: Well, I did lots of experiments with lots of things, but found my hubby is the best!

35. Husband: Tell me that have you ever cheated on me?
Wife: Yes, two times.
Husband yelled: when?
Wife: In 1995, when you needed leg plaster and we didn't have insurance. we were short of money and i arranged a doctor who treated for you free.
second time: when you stood in election and you fallen short of 150 votes.!!!

36. Beggar: Pl give me 2$ for coffee.
Stranger: You can buy 2 cup of coffee in 2$.
Beggar: Yes, but I have my girlfriend with me also.
Stranger: How funny, a beggar made a girlfriend.
Beggar: No sir, girlfriend made me beggar!!

37. Q: What is the height of madness?
A: When girlfriend throws her boyfriend from the top floor and says, real love is in Air, my honey!

38. Boyfriend: You remind me of the sea.
Girlfriend: Because I am wild, exiting and romantic...
Boyfriend: Nope, because you make me sick.!!

39. Rat to elephant: Will you please give me your shirt..
Elephant: Why, will you wear it??
Rat: No, I will not wear it.. There is my daughter's marriage, I will use it as a tent..

40. Once a man asked: What is the difference between watch and wife?
His friend replied: If a watch gets angry, it stops but if wife gets angry, she starts.

41. A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.
Bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "that Idiot driver just insulted me!"
The man says, "There's no call for that. You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead; I'll hold your monkey for you."

42. Man in interview: Congrats, you got selected.
Man: What is the package?
Interviewee: USD 36000 every year, and from next year it would be USD 43000.
Man: Ok, bye?
Interviewee: What happened?
Man: I will join next year..

43. Man to his wife: How to do self control - people should learn from you..
Wife: Thank you but how?
Husband:You have lot of SUGAR in your body but it never comes to your tongue...(Sweet talks)
Funny...hahaha.. just kidding...

Joke of the Day

2016-10-08T10:03:00.001-07:00

Do you know the another name of lucky person?
Unmarried!

What are the 2 most dengerous weapons of this world
Wife's tears
Neighbour's smile

Dad why do you come to drop me at school? Other kids are being dropped by their mothers
Dad: That why I do

A girl gives pizza order in piza shop.
Waiter: Mam, should I cut it into 4 or 8 pieces?
Girl: 4 please because if i take 8 pieces, I can be fatty

Dad: Where are you son?
Son: Studying in hostel
You: At wne shop, right behind you