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Alyssa talking backwards.

2012-01-30T03:32:00.003-06:00

You can say any common word to Alyssa. She will pronounce it backwards the proper way in 3 seconds or less.

Another Crazy Family Christmas Card Photo

2012-01-29T13:49:00.001-06:00

Crazy Emails for January 29, 2012

2012-01-29T13:33:00.001-06:00

Funny Hunter's Trailcam Prank

2012-01-29T13:18:00.002-06:00

A guy played a practical joke on his brother's trailcam. A few weeks ago they took the memory stick out of his trailcam and added the "Photoshop enhanced" deer in the first picture. It didn't take long for the story and picture of this deer to spread like a wildfire. He was going to let it go on thru the fall, and just keep adding pictures, but he figured he'd better let his brother know that he had been punk'd, as his brother was even telling people that he thought that he'd actually seen this buck standing out in a field. Last week, he added the other pictures to his brother's trailcam. Take note of the date line on all of the pictures.

How Not To Pull Your Truck Out of the Ice

2012-01-29T13:00:00.003-06:00

Mad Capper Saloon and Eatery

2012-01-29T12:55:00.003-06:00

Karaoke at the Savage American Legion

2012-01-29T12:14:00.002-06:00

New Shortarmguy Diary Post

Karaoke at the Savage American Legion

Mannequin Head Drop Prank

2012-01-28T16:34:00.000-06:00

S**t Minnesotan's Say

2012-01-28T16:25:00.001-06:00

Crazy Ditch Driver

2012-01-28T16:18:00.002-06:00

Colten Moore falls 120 feet during a run in the Winter X-Games

2012-01-27T15:17:00.002-06:00

Cars Sliding & Crashing in Bountiful, Utah

2012-01-24T22:14:00.001-06:00

Proof That Winter Sucks!!

How to Fall off a Mountain

2012-01-24T09:23:00.000-06:00

Wooderson is Back!!

2012-01-22T21:37:00.003-06:00

I love the movie Dazed and Confused!

Matthew McConaughey played David Wooderson and he's back in this music video for the Butch Walker and the Black Widows song "Synthesizers".

Welcome Back, Wooderson!

The 2012 Minneapolis Boat Show

2012-01-22T18:22:00.003-06:00

New Shortarmguy Diary Post

The 2012 Minneapolis Boat Show

Shortarmguy's Crazy Emails for January 22, 2012

2012-01-22T14:21:00.001-06:00

Vote Ron Paul, Mr. President!

2012-01-22T13:38:00.000-06:00

I wonder if this guy was taken out by the Secret Service?

Quote from the Skipper

2012-01-22T13:30:00.001-06:00

Tit for Tat

2012-01-22T13:21:00.003-06:00

Smack!!

2012-01-22T13:19:00.000-06:00

The sex between the wife and me had been a bit unsatisfying of late, so she told me, "Go to the pharmacy and get some of those pills that will help you to get an erection."

You can imagine her reaction when I came back from the drug store and tossed her the diet pills!

......almost got me killed!

The Sledding Crow

2012-01-22T12:55:00.002-06:00

Birds Just Want To Have Fun!!

---Cyndi Lauper

Golf Club Sign

2012-01-22T12:32:00.002-06:00

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in the Plumbrook Country Club, Scotland :

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES .

WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.

Packers Giant Recall

2012-01-22T12:27:00.003-06:00

For those of you not pleased with the outcome of the Packers/Giants game last Sunday, I would, on your behalf, like to file a petition with the NFL to recall the New York Giants. The Giants should be forced to play the Packers in an NFC Divisional Playoff game again and again until the desired results are acquired. Please, feel free to sign the petition as many times as you’d like. You are also encouraged to sign the names of the deceased, cartoon characters, historical tyrants, Hollywood liberals, Bears fans, and unsuspecting Giants fans at as many recall stations as possible. Let’s band together; throw a fit, and maybe, just maybe we’ll get our way.

Star Wars Uncut: Director's Cut

2012-01-22T11:48:00.002-06:00

In 2009, Casey Pugh asked thousands of Internet users to remake "Star Wars: A New Hope" into a fan film, 15 seconds at a time. Contributors were allowed to recreate scenes from Star Wars however they wanted. Within just a few months SWU grew into a wild success. The creativity that poured into the project was unimaginable.

Sad Packer Fan

2012-01-18T15:33:00.002-06:00