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This blog will attempt to organize and catalog this archive of comedic gold!Todd Swankhttps://profiles.google.com/110538473160393441728noreply@blogger.comBlogger2430125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8575134200496969088.post-58632827369741454772012-02-27T10:10:00.000-06:002012-02-27T10:10:00.313-06:002012-02-27T10:10:00.313-06:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zLReIHrlakE" width="560"></iframe></div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8575134200496969088-5863282736974145477?l=shortarmguy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KEFkqmw49RxCmc1D3e8n3qYmtFU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KEFkqmw49RxCmc1D3e8n3qYmtFU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KEFkqmw49RxCmc1D3e8n3qYmtFU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/KEFkqmw49RxCmc1D3e8n3qYmtFU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?a=Phyq2ldakr0:sR4kWrfb6jk:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?a=Phyq2ldakr0:sR4kWrfb6jk:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?a=Phyq2ldakr0:sR4kWrfb6jk:4cEx4HpKnUU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?i=Phyq2ldakr0:sR4kWrfb6jk:4cEx4HpKnUU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?a=Phyq2ldakr0:sR4kWrfb6jk:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails/~4/Phyq2ldakr0" height="1" width="1"/>Todd Swankhttps://profiles.google.com/110538473160393441728noreply@blogger.com0http://shortarmguy.blogspot.com/2012/02/snow-falling-on-cars-from-roof.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8575134200496969088.post-38599747430248277012012-02-26T19:48:00.001-06:002012-02-26T19:48:38.766-06:002012-02-26T19:48:38.766-06:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.shortarmguy.com/SagSuitShipping0212.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.shortarmguy.com/SagSuitShipping0212.jpg" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://toddswank.blogspot.com/2012/02/extremely-lame-week-in-february-2012.html">Click For Todd Swank's Latest Diary Entry</a></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://toddswank.blogspot.com/2012/02/extremely-lame-week-in-february-2012.html">Extremely Lame Week in February, 2012</a></span></div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8575134200496969088-3859974743024827701?l=shortarmguy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/TvHwuk31EoEC2whFanxh3KBwM9g/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/TvHwuk31EoEC2whFanxh3KBwM9g/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/TvHwuk31EoEC2whFanxh3KBwM9g/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/TvHwuk31EoEC2whFanxh3KBwM9g/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?a=mRPDYnhNQvQ:9DULv7sQvIE:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?a=mRPDYnhNQvQ:9DULv7sQvIE:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?a=mRPDYnhNQvQ:9DULv7sQvIE:4cEx4HpKnUU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?i=mRPDYnhNQvQ:9DULv7sQvIE:4cEx4HpKnUU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?a=mRPDYnhNQvQ:9DULv7sQvIE:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails/~4/mRPDYnhNQvQ" height="1" width="1"/>Todd Swankhttps://profiles.google.com/110538473160393441728noreply@blogger.com0http://shortarmguy.blogspot.com/2012/02/extremely-lame-week-in-february-2012.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8575134200496969088.post-26429574336255193872012-02-26T18:41:00.001-06:002012-02-26T18:41:02.044-06:002012-02-26T18:41:02.044-06:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: Arial; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="font-size: large;">Todd: While we were in Kona we walked by where these were made. tim</span></span> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.shortarmguy.com/DonkeyBalls.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.shortarmguy.com/DonkeyBalls.jpg" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8575134200496969088-2642957433625519387?l=shortarmguy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9hmIdSreejrA8VeaoL5D6nKh9DY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9hmIdSreejrA8VeaoL5D6nKh9DY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9hmIdSreejrA8VeaoL5D6nKh9DY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/9hmIdSreejrA8VeaoL5D6nKh9DY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?a=FJii3g-NB0o:H_XZGeP5NwU:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?a=FJii3g-NB0o:H_XZGeP5NwU:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?a=FJii3g-NB0o:H_XZGeP5NwU:4cEx4HpKnUU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?i=FJii3g-NB0o:H_XZGeP5NwU:4cEx4HpKnUU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?a=FJii3g-NB0o:H_XZGeP5NwU:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails/~4/FJii3g-NB0o" height="1" width="1"/>Todd Swankhttps://profiles.google.com/110538473160393441728noreply@blogger.com0http://shortarmguy.blogspot.com/2012/02/friend-went-to-hawaii-without-us-and.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8575134200496969088.post-82729720051638229402012-02-26T18:36:00.000-06:002012-02-26T18:36:07.917-06:002012-02-26T18:36:07.917-06:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="background-color: white; font-family: 'times new roman', 'new york', times, serif;"><tbody> <tr><td style="padding-bottom: 0in; padding-left: 0in; padding-right: 0in; padding-top: 0in;" valign="top"><div align="center" style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-family: sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: large;">This is an ad that ran in a Sunday paper: The News Herald, Panama City , FL. It sums up a lot of local feelings re the current administration</span></span></div> </td></tr> </tbody></table> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.shortarmguy.com/DoctorAdonTaxes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.shortarmguy.com/DoctorAdonTaxes.jpg" /></a></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8575134200496969088-8272972005163822940?l=shortarmguy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kRB1CZKSAkZDNqei4LZzNNWtp38/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kRB1CZKSAkZDNqei4LZzNNWtp38/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kRB1CZKSAkZDNqei4LZzNNWtp38/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/kRB1CZKSAkZDNqei4LZzNNWtp38/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?a=ebzRfs2VhVs:-eJzL8kdIgM:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?a=ebzRfs2VhVs:-eJzL8kdIgM:63t7Ie-LG7Y"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?d=63t7Ie-LG7Y" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?a=ebzRfs2VhVs:-eJzL8kdIgM:4cEx4HpKnUU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?i=ebzRfs2VhVs:-eJzL8kdIgM:4cEx4HpKnUU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?a=ebzRfs2VhVs:-eJzL8kdIgM:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/ShortarmguysCrazyEmails/~4/ebzRfs2VhVs" height="1" width="1"/>Todd Swankhttps://profiles.google.com/110538473160393441728noreply@blogger.com1http://shortarmguy.blogspot.com/2012/02/panama-city-doctors-frustrations.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8575134200496969088.post-74096615668924795232012-02-26T18:21:00.002-06:002012-02-26T18:21:35.696-06:002012-02-26T18:21:35.696-06:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">They have been testing these for several years now.<o:p></o:p></span></div> <div style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: center;"> <span style="font-size: large;">Resilient Tech was developing them for the military.</span></div> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.shortarmguy.com/amazingnewtires1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.shortarmguy.com/amazingnewtires1.jpg" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.shortarmguy.com/amazingnewtires2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 21pt;">Michelin Tires... Absolutely SCARY looking...</span><o:p></o:p></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 21pt;">Look for 'em in August.</span><o:p></o:p></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 21pt;">These tires are made in South Carolina, USA.</span><o:p></o:p></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 21pt;">SEE THROUGH TIRES</span><o:p></o:p></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 21pt;">Radical new tire design by Michelin.</span><o:p></o:p></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 21pt;">The next generation of tires.</span><o:p></o:p></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 21pt;">They had a pair at the Philadelphia car show.</span></div> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.shortarmguy.com/amazingnewtires3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.shortarmguy.com/amazingnewtires3.jpg" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 20pt;">Yes, those are 'spoke' like connections to the inner part</span><o:p></o:p></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 20pt;">of the tire from the outside tread 'wrap!' The next picture</span><o:p></o:p></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 20pt;">shows how odd it looks in motion...</span></div> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.shortarmguy.com/amazingnewtires4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.shortarmguy.com/amazingnewtires4.jpg" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: 27px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Makes you wonder how the ride feels doesn't it?</span> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.shortarmguy.com/amazingnewtires5.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.shortarmguy.com/amazingnewtires5.jpg" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.shortarmguy.com/amazingnewtires6.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.shortarmguy.com/amazingnewtires6.jpg" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.shortarmguy.com/amazingnewtires7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.shortarmguy.com/amazingnewtires7.jpg" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.shortarmguy.com/amazingnewtires8.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.shortarmguy.com/amazingnewtires8.jpg" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 21pt;">These tires are airless and are scheduled to be out on</span><o:p></o:p></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 21pt;">the market very soon.</span><o:p></o:p></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 21pt;"><br /></span></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 21pt;">The bad news for law enforcement is that spike strips</span><o:p></o:p></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 21pt;">will not work on these.</span><o:p></o:p></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 21pt;"><br /></span></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 21pt;">Just think of the impact on existing technology:</span><o:p></o:p></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 21pt;">A. No more air valves...</span><o:p></o:p></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 21pt;">B. No more air compressors at gas stations...</span><o:p></o:p></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 21pt;">C. No more repair kits...</span><o:p></o:p></div> <div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-left: 0in; margin-right: 0in; text-align: -webkit-auto;"> <span style="font-size: 21pt;">D. 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me?" </b></span></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.shortarmguy.com/C130PhotoOpp3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.shortarmguy.com/C130PhotoOpp3.jpg" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <b><span style="font-size: large;">They radio, "How much closer can you get?" </span></b></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://www.shortarmguy.com/C130PhotoOpp4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.shortarmguy.com/C130PhotoOpp4.jpg" /></a></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div 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But, even crazier to be a photographer looking down those intakes!</b></div> <br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"> <br /></div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8575134200496969088-4715382674762745005?l=shortarmguy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FRpjIFrQaMK8K2iVmdgLxu5EuhE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FRpjIFrQaMK8K2iVmdgLxu5EuhE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/FRpjIFrQaMK8K2iVmdgLxu5EuhE/1/da"><img 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realized, I must have left them in&nbsp;the car.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Frantically I headed for the parking lot. &nbsp;My wife, Diane,&nbsp;has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. &nbsp;My&nbsp;theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. &nbsp;Her theory&nbsp;is that the car will be stolen. &nbsp;As I burst through the doors of the&nbsp;church, I came to a terrifying conclusion. &nbsp;Her theory was right. &nbsp;The&nbsp;parking lot was empty. &nbsp;I immediately called the police. &nbsp;I gave them&nbsp;my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it&nbsp;had been stolen.<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I made the most difficult call of all, “Honey,” I&nbsp;stammered. &nbsp;I always call her “honey” in times like these. &nbsp;“I left my&nbsp;keys in the car, and it has been stolen.”<br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There was a period of silence. &nbsp;I thought the call had&nbsp;been dropped, but then I heard Diane’s voice,</b></span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><b style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms', sans-serif;"><br /></b></span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><b style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms', sans-serif;">“Ken,” she barked, “I&nbsp;dropped you off!”</b></span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><b style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms', sans-serif;"><br /></b></span></span><br /> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Arial; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><b style="font-family: 'trebuchet ms', sans-serif;">Now it was my time to be silent. &nbsp;Embarrassed, I said,</b></span></span><br /> <span 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