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Josh Beckett P Boston Red Sox

2012-02-11T14:42:00.000-06:00

Pitcher Josh Beckett has a career record of 125-81 that spanned from 2001 to 2011 with the Florida Marlins and Boston Red Sox. During that time he won two World Series and has been to the All Star game three times.

It's a fact that the pitcher enjoys a drink here and there, but it's surprising to see him drinking in a bar instead of the Red Sox clubhouse.

Victor Cruz WR New York Giants

2012-02-10T18:24:00.000-06:00

Matt Light and Rob Gronkowski can take off their shirts and dance with LMFAO and all the dudes that they want. That's what the losers of the Super Bowl do. The winners on the other hand, like Victor Cruz here, get to show off their Salsa moves with Ashanti. I'm patiently waiting for Nelly's diss song for Cruz taking his girl.

Rey Maualuga LB Cincinnati Bengals

2012-02-10T18:16:00.001-06:00

Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Rey Maualuga, fresh off a 2010 DUI guilty plea that led to a 2 year probation, finds himself in some more drunk trouble, but thankfully this time not behind the wheel.

Maualuga was at a bar when the manager of the bar didn't take kindly to something that was said by the group he was with, and proceeded to tell them that they had to leave. Maualuga didn't take kindly to being told to leave the establishment, so he allegedly took "three or four steps" and punched the bar manager in the eye causing his nose to bleed. After that security settled the situation, and the manager walked away.

Already fined 2 gamechecks for his DUI incident, he could face more discipline from the league. He should be more worried about the fact that he was on probation at the time of the punch than anything. If you look above, you can see what it looks like to get punched by an NFL linebacker. Of course this NFL linebacker got out bench pressed at the Combine by his teammate kicker David Buehler so maybe it isn't the best example.

Rob Gronkowski TE, Matt Light OT New England Patriots

2012-02-07T18:46:00.000-06:00

Finally, Video has emerged of the Patriots "celebrating" the Super Bowl loss to the New York Giants, so now you can enjoy a shirtless Matt Light and Rob Gronkowski dancing away their pains.

As you can see, the alcohol is working much better at relieving the pain than the injections he got before the Super Bowl. Either that or it was a miraculous recovery, cause god damn you have to be healthy to have those kind of moves.

Shayne Skov LB Stanford

2012-02-07T18:42:00.000-06:00

Stanford's leading tackler in 2010, linebacker Shayne Skov, missed most of this season due to a knee injury so he only finished with 19 tackles in 2011. Now he will likely miss some spring practices -- maybe more -- due to a suspension following his DUI arrest that occurred on January 29th.

Skov was arrested at around 2 A.M. by Stanford University Police near his residence. No other details have been released regarding the arrest.

Mel Kiper has Skov ranked as the #3 inside linebacker in the 2013 draft, and NFLDraftScout has him ranked as the #4. However, after tearing his MCL and ACL, as well as this DUI arrest, he could slip come next April.

Knowshon Moreno RB Denver Broncos

2012-02-06T19:34:00.000-06:00

Denver Broncos RB Knowshon Moreno has found himself in a bit of trouble after catching a DUI charge on February 1st. Moreno was driving his custom Bentley with custom plates reading "SAUCED" 75 miles per hour in a 45 mile per hour zone -- in a construction zone. Police stopped him and he smelled of alcohol, so they had him do a field sobriety test which he failed. He then took a breath test, and police noted that he was polite during the entire incident.

Moreno had 179 rushing yards a 1 receiving touchdown before going down with an ACL tear.

Jamaal Charles RB Kansas City Chiefs

2012-02-06T19:07:00.000-06:00

Kansas City Chiefs running back Jamaal Charles tore his ACL way back in September, but clearly it's healed enough to go out and hit up the Texas night life. However, I'm confused at what you could possibly put in a dick pocket. Possibly a handy place to store condoms, maybe an air freshener, a surprise gift for that hot girl at the club, the possibilities are endless!

Victor Cruz WR New York Giants

2012-02-06T17:45:00.000-06:00

Now time for the champions to celebrate. Here is Victor Cruz with a very Dallas Mavericks-esque bottle of Ace of Spades champagne. Cruz was double teamed most of the night against the New England Patriots. but still managed to snag a touchdown on four catches for 25 yards. Victor Cruz got paid $405,000 this year for the Giants, setting team records in receiving almost across the board. That bottle alone cost $80,000. So much for that pre-season seminar on wisely investing your money.

Rob Gronkowski TE, Matt Light OT New England Patriots

2012-02-06T17:17:00.001-06:00

Win or lose -- we still booze. Patriots offensive tackle Matt Light and tight end Rob Gronkowski took that saying to heart after the loss to the New York Giants in the Super Bowl letting off a little steam and shirtless fist-pumping with LMFAO. Nothing like dancing all your woes away after losing the biggest game of your career.

[Photos from Deadspin, BroBible, Busted Coverage, pretty much everywhere but here due to my day job]

Von Miller LB Denver Broncos

2012-02-04T21:11:00.000-06:00

The Denver Broncos took Von Miller at the #2 spot in the NFL Draft last year, when many thought prior to the draft they were going to draft Marcell Dareus who went one spot later. Well now Miller won NFL Defensive Rookie of the Year awards after accumulating 11.5 sacks during the season, which included 4 games with him in a cast. He won it over 49er's Aldon Smith who almost broke the rookie sack record, but got a DUI just a week ago.

Rumor has it the NFL gave Miller the award due to the fact that he was able to make Tim Tebow look good.

Antrel Rolle S New York Giants

2012-02-03T19:57:00.000-06:00

Antrel Rolle is getting the opportunity to play in the Super Bowl for the second time in his career, looking for his first win. Drafted in the first round by the Arizona Cardinals back in 2005, he signed a big deal with the Giants in 2010. The 2 time Pro Bowler wasn't always happy, and confident, as he certainly is now, wanting out of New York just 6 weeks ago. So from going out, to guaranteeing victories and talking shit all the way to the Super Bowl.

Troy Williamson WR Ex-Jacksonville Jaguars

2012-02-03T19:39:00.000-06:00

Troy Williamson was drafted by the Minnesota Vikings at #7 overall in the NFL Draft in 2005. The Green Bay Packers took Aaron Rodgers at #24 overall. That is all I have to say about Troy Williamson.

Scott Gomez C Montreal Canadiens

2012-02-03T19:31:00.000-06:00

Scott Gomez makes more money than any other player on the Montreal Canadiens ($7.3 million), and this season he has proven his worth to the squad by scoring a total of zero goals. Of course it gets worse than that, a lot worse. In just 2 days it will be 365 days since Gomez has put the puck in the net. The two time All-Star and former Rookie of the Year has a website dedicated to his one year anniversary of scoring, and festivities are planned throughout. I guess if you need a reason for a little Sunday Funday, there you go.

Adam "Pacman" Jones CB Cincinnati Bengals

2012-02-02T20:46:00.001-06:00

Adam "Pacman" Jones has had his fair share of run ins with the law since he came into the league in the first round to the Tennessee Titans, including marijuana possession, had his car seized after lending it to a drug dealer, some public intoxication's and assaults, and, you know, that little matter in Las Vegas where gunshots left one man paralyzed.

After a suspension with a brief stop up north where they play football with 12 players on a long field, and TNA wrestling he came back and played for the Dallas Cowboys and now, go figure, the Cincinnati Bengals. His trouble followed him to Cincinnati, go figure, when he was arrested (while wearing a neck brace) after a fight outside of a bar. He plead guilty and received (more) probation, to add on to the probation that he probably broke for the incident. He claimed in court he was just trying to protect someone he loved.

So here for you guys to enjoy, Pacman Jones showing off his guns.

Ted Ginn WR San Francisco 49ers

2012-02-02T19:05:00.000-06:00

It's about time. The namesake of the website, Ted Ginn, enjoyed a good season returning kicks for the 49er's this past season. However an injury kept him out of the NFC Championship game -- putting Kyle Williams back their who made two extremely costly fumbles on returns.

On the year he had a tad over 200 yards receiving and no receiving touchdowns, but was a highlight real as a returner bringing back 2 touchdowns, and bringing 3 punts back over 40 yards.

Will Pericak OL Colorado

2012-02-01T18:58:00.000-06:00

Colorado starting offensive lineman / pyro Will Pericak got into some trouble after a bar incident early Sunday morning in which he decided to play with fire.

Bartenders say Pericak lit a metal bucket on fire in the bar which contained paper and trash. They were able to put the fire out with no damage done to the bar, but it was clear that Pericak had had too much to drink. The bartenders attempted to kick him out, but he became aggressive and swore at bartenders and bumped chest with one trying to get him out. He fled once the bartenders had told him that the police were on the way, but bartenders followed him until the police came.

Police stated the "heavily intoxicated" Pericak denied ever being at the bar, but then changed his story saying, "Listen, I had some beers and caused some trouble, but I haven't done anything illegal... I left the bar."

He was arrested and charged with trespassing and suspicion of physical harassment.

Darryl Sharpton LB Houston Texans

2012-01-31T18:32:00.000-06:00

Houston Texans LB Darryl Sharpton played in 8 games this season, after starting 6 last season, and has accumulated 46 tackles and a sack after being a fourth round selection in 2010 out of the Univerity of Miami. Something tells me that he may have overdressed just a little bit for this club.

Terry Francona Ex-Manager Boston Red Sox

2012-01-30T18:23:00.000-06:00

Terry Francona played for 5 different MLB teams, coached three, and was the manager of two. He won two World Series Championships while serving as the manager of the Boston Red Sox from 2004-2011. The Red Sox didn't exercise their 2012 option on Francona ending his reign which saw him become the second Red Sox manager to reach 1,000 wins. Now, since he was let go he works for ESPN and Fox Sports covering baseball. Which gives him a lot of time to go out, get drunk, and meet dimes.

Aldon Smith OLB San Francisco 49ers

2012-01-28T14:37:00.002-06:00

Smith tallied 16 total sacks during the regular season and postseason on his was to the likely defensive rookie of the year award.

However, he may have been celebrating his successful first season a little too hard getting arrested for DUI in Miami.

No other details have emerged regarding the arrest of the #7 overall pick yet, so more to come.

Details Update: Smith's BAC on the first test read above a .19, and his second read above a .17, over twice the legal limit when he was arrested. He was pulled over and arrested at around 4:33 AM when he was seen swerving through traffic making other drivers have to slam on their breaks in order to avoid a collision. The arrested officer turned on his lights which Smith did not respond to, only pulling over when the sirens came on. Smith admitted to drinking a couple drinks, but told police he was the designated driver.

Osi Umenyiora DE New York Giants

2012-01-27T19:53:00.000-06:00

New York Giants defensive endOsi Umenyiora saw his sack total drop from 15 to 9 over the year, dealing with injuries and a contract squabble which led to him only playing in 9 games with 7 starts. However, it hasn't stopped him from talking trash -- much like the rest of the New York Giants defense. When asked about Patriots offensive tackle Matt Light, who he has fought twice during his career, he had this to say:

“I don’t know what it is that he does, but it’s something that he’s doing that really gets under my skin, Because I’m not that type of guy, you know what I mean? He’s probably the only person I’ve ever fought on a football field. I think [Light is] more important to his team than I am to mine right now, so if we can both fight, we both get kicked out and [Jason Pierre-Paul] and Tuck will have a field day.”

So should we expect some good old Hockey intimidators to go out and take out one of the better players on the other team? I can only hope so. Would make this Super Bowl way more exciting.

Bo Wallace QB Ole Miss

2012-01-26T18:51:00.000-06:00

Bo Wallace joined the Ole Miss squad after a record setting stop at East Mississippi Community College, which included national records for yardage and passing touchdowns. He threw 7 touchdowns in a single game FOUR times during their undefeated season. He announced he was going to sign with Ole Miss over Mississippi State on January 10th of this year. Being on campus only a short period, he had little time to acclimate himself to the scene before already getting charged with a drinking offense.

Last Thursday, January 19th, Wallace was charged with minor in possession of alcohol while at a restaurant/bar. He was issued a citation and coach Hugh Freeze stated the matter will be handled internally.

Wallace is expected to compete for the starting QB job come fall.

Johnny Culbreath OL Detroit Lions

2012-01-25T18:17:00.000-06:00

Johnny Culbreath was the Detroit Lions 7th round selection out of South Carolina State, who spent the year on injured reserve due to an illness. I'm going to make the assumption that the illness may be Glaucoma and his arrest for marijuana possession was simply the police taking his medicine.

While at a hotel, guest reported to staff that someone was using marijuana in the facility. Surveillance tapes caught Culbreath putting something in the drawer of a desk in the hallway of the hotel. Police asked him what he put in the drawer, and Culbreath responded "two blunts". Police then searched the drawer and found a bag with "plant material." He appeared in court and paid a fine slightly over $400.

Culbreath becomes the first NFL player arrested since December 30th, 2011. Someone had to be the first arrest of 2012. Congrats Johnny!

Rob Gronkowski TE New England Patriots

2012-01-24T16:58:00.001-06:00

Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski usually surrounds himself with good looking women, and some of loose morals, but it appears his drunk goggles may have gotten the best of him in this shot. Maybe he was just wing manning for his two less talented brothers Chris and Dan. They probably have their sights a bit lower.

Related: Rob Gronkowski with some bikini clad women.
Rob Gronkowski hitting some dance moves.

Tim Tebow QB Denver Broncos

2012-01-23T17:32:00.001-06:00

After seeing this picture, I just hope that Tim Tebow actually let loose and had a few beers while he was in Florida -- you know when he wasn't busy winning National Championships and shit. I highly doubt it though. Something tells me Tebow was just their to cock block his drunk friends reminding them of their team purity rings and the dangers of premarital sex.

Rob Gronkowski TE New England Patriots

2012-01-23T13:31:00.002-06:00

New England Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski shattered NFL tight end record this year, catching 90 balls for over 1300 yards and a ridiculous 17 touchdowns, giving him 27 for his career. Through the first 2 games of the playoffs he has had 232 yards and 3 touchdowns, and he is on the way to his first Super Bowl. That is, if he can get over the ankle injury that left him in a walking boot following last nights victory over the Baltimore Ravens. I think these two ladies might offer a little more tender TLC than the Patriots medical staff, so at least he's checking out his options.

Photo from Terez Owens.

Related: Rob Gronkowski drunk partying.