SHOTS ACROSS YOUR BOW

AND THE ATTA BOY AWARD GOES TO...

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:43:00 +0000

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ATTENTION ALL HANDS! ATTENTION ALL HANDS!

After careful consideration and not a whole lot of deliberation, The Captain has made a choice for this month's ATTA BOY AWARD. Please give a rousing round of applause for The Vicar of Christ on Earth, Pope Benedict! I don't know about you, but I LOVE this Pope as I LOVED John Paul. Keepin it real and kicking Mooselimb arse the Catholic way. Your numbah one in our book sailor!

THAT IS ALL.

OH MAN DO I LOVE THIS...

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:27:00 +0000

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A Pope Who Gets It

By Micah Halpern
MicahHalpern.com | April 9, 2007

I got this article from Micah Halpern over at Frontpagemag.com Seems our Pope took it upon himself to send Ayalicktoilets Khamenei a wee letter when they were holding those Brits prisoner. Seems the Pope didn't denigrate the Ayalicktoilets about not being a Catholic or anything like that. What he did, was call that "turbaned turd's" bluff. Go read the whole article and then you may understand why The Captain believes it's time to start sharpening the Broadsword of Christian Justice and stop this fucking bullshitting around. The pisslamists are out to kill, enslave, or convert every single person on this planet. They HATE Catholics because they know there are so many of us. As many of us as there are of them. Add to that our other fine Christian brothers and you got a recipe for some real world wide fucking PISSLAMIC ASS STOMPING! And because they know that WE know, their fucking piss poor excuse for a religion is nothing more than a temper tantrum by their PEDOPHILE PROPHET because they were pissed at the Jews for having their One God and having it made, mostly. So they got a big chip on their shoulder and decided to create a false religion. Bet ya I'm right.

It has been confirmed by the Vatican.

Pope Benedict XVI wrote a letter to the Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei on behalf of the fifteen British sailors and marines taken captive by Iran. Writing this letter to Iran's Muslim leader was a very bold move on the part of the world's leading Catholic.

You know, it's not really a bold move. The Pope is the Vicar of Christ on this earth. Listen, what most people don't seem to realize, even some (for shame) Catholics around the world, is that the Pope is really a baaaad ass Spiritual Ninja! I'm not joking. Just think, this guy's got 1.5 BILLION people in his gang. What the fuck do you think the Pope needs to worry about? Yes, as Pope, he's got to go on TV and try to stay within the guidelines of forgiveness, atonement, peace, and love, no doubt about it. But The Captain is willing to bet his next paycheck that when the cameras are off, and he's chillin' in the Pope's apartment, him and the other Vatican homeboys sit around and talk about how they wish they could throw the gloves off and come out swinging. You see, to a died in the wool Catholic, a follower of Islam, is a SATAN WORSHIPPER. No fucking bones about it. And to Catholic's, anybody who worships Satan is gonna get their ASSES handed to them when You Know Who comes back to town. The Pope certainly knows that.

Evil incarnate is the way the Muslim world views the Catholic Pope. The Muslim world in general and Iran specifically have deemed the Pope the most dangerous leader on our planet. The Western world pales in comparison. The United States is a mere trifling annoyance. Israel is a speck on the Muslim hatred meter when compared to the Catholic Pope.

The Pope is a threat to Islam.

You fucking ay right he is, you suckers of hog cocks. The Pope KNOWS you fuckers are in for it when it's all said an done. He KNOWS you camel fellating, child murdering, shit licking, ABLE BODIED LEAD STOPPERS, are gonna do whatever the fuck you want to do. For now. The Captain is gonna tell you something right here. I ain't no angel. I am in more need of Christ's sweet salvation than the ENTIRE pisslamic religion. But you know, by His stripes we are healed. And I believe it brother. I believe it as surely as I can see my ugly reflection every morning in the mirror. I believe it as surely as the day is long. And nobody, repeat NOBODY, will ever make The Captain say otherwise. You worthless cockroaches keep scurrying about on your worthless little cockroach errands all you fucking want. I just hope, no matter what God has in store for me at the end, nay, I PRAY! that I see every single one of you SATAN WORSHIPING sons of fucking sows get what YOU truly deserve. Come 'ear, I gotta coupla 14 inch shells for ya!

THAT IS ALL

HAVE A SAFE AND HAPPY EASTER!

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:44:00 +0000

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ATTENTION ALL HANDS

STAND BY FOR FLASH MESSAGE

THE CAPTAIN WISHES ONE AND ALL TO HAVE A SAFE, HAPPY, GOD FILLED EASTER HOLIDAY.

MAY YOU AND YOURS EXPERIENCE THE PEACE, LOVE, AND GRACE OF OUR SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST FOREVER.

THE CAPTAIN WISHES TO REMIND THE CREW

HE IS RISEN!

THAT IS ALL

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 21:36:00 +0000

A world without children a result of worldwide "demographic death spiral"

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This is a link to a story at LifeSite.net   The Captain recently discovered this website and approves it for the crew's general reading.  This article made the little hairs on the back of The Captains' neck stand up.  It is very disturbing to think of a world as described in this article.  But it is very apparent that what is said here, is very true.  Go have a look and then tell me what you think about the whole issue.

THAT IS ALL

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 09:12:00 +0000

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ATTENTION ON DECK!

New Jersey School Stages Practice Hostage Drill – Portrays Killers as Fundamentalist Christians
Superintendent says, “We need to practice under conditions as real as possible”

Can you fucking believe this shit? I mean, really, can you just FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT?!?! This is from an article published on LifeSite.net on Tuesday morning. This is just one more straw added to a camel's back that is already TOTALLY overloaded with fucking straws. I wish The Captain could say that it is the last straw but, unfortunately, The Captain is not so fucking naive to believe that it will end here.

BURLINGTON, NJ, April 3, 2007 (LifeSiteNews.com) – On Thursday, March 22, officials at Burlington Township High School enlisted the help of two local policemen to carry out a mock ‘hostage situation’ drill at their school. The drill invoked disapproval from Christian students as the student body was told that the alleged gunmen were “members of a right-wing fundamentalist group called the 'New Crusaders' who don't believe in separation of church and state.”

Oh yeah, that's right, it's not radical turbaned turds running around, killing thousands of people every day with IED's, homicide bombings, and suicide bombings all over the world, it's Fundamentalist Christians!

School Superintendent Chris Manno praised the drill beforehand explaining that “You perform as you practice. We need to practice under conditions as real as possible in order to evaluate our procedures and plans so that they're as effective as possible.”

Who the fuck is this guy? And what the fuck is this dhimmwhit doing running an institution of learning? ATTENTION CREW, LOAD THE MAIN GUNS AND STAND BY TO FIRE! This motherfucker needs a good ol' fashioned Skin Head boot party! Has Piss Manno even seen a fucking news broadcast in the last 5 years? Has he read a fucking newspaper? Listened to the fucking radio? Or has he been sitting in his office with his hand on his cock, fantasizing about little school boys and what he'd like to do to them? You TOTAL fucking RETARD!

Bob Pawson, National Coordinator of the Scriptures in School Project, denied that the drill portrayed a possible reality and instead asserted that the drill was used as an excuse to denigrate Christians. “So what allegedly real condition was imagineered? A grotesque scenario saturated with Christian-bashing prejudice and bigotry; a scenario which could never possibly occur.”

And The Captain believes that you are absolutely right Bob. Now load up the Chuch bus with as many Right-Wing, gun-toting, Fundamentalist Christians as you can find, and go SHOOT THAT FUCKER IN THE HEAD! The thing that makes this useless drill even more useless is the fact that, according to Bob Pawson, even in todays' SOCIALIST dominated American society, school kids CANNOT get expelled for praying before class!

The US Department of Education explicitly affirms the high court ruling
and the national No Child Left Behind educational program penalizes any
school that does not allow for constitutionally protected religious
speech which includes public prayer.

So there ya go, you sucker of dead squirrel dicks, you've exposed yourself for what you truly are. God help you when the balloon finally goes up in this Country.

You fucking wanker!

Go read the whole article, The Captain is to pissed to say anymore about this shit.

THAT IS ALL.

GLOOMY DAY

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Sat, 31 Mar 2007 21:13:00 +0000

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Man, it's raining cats and dogs here in God's Country. (Eastern South Dakota) I got Eric Church on the stereo and I'm lookin' out my back window at the cats and dogs falling from the sky. What a gloomy day it is. However, The Captain is pleased to report that Slackwater Jack is playing tonight at my local VFW and I fully intend to go boot scootin' later this evening. They are a great local country band and I will have a great time sippin bears and tappin my cowboy boots. Honky Tonkin' is a great way to get away from the stress of seeing all the shit happening in this fucked up world and I recommend that the crew of this good ship do the same. Just maybe I will meet a beautiful cowgirl to ride off into the sunset with.

THAT IS ALL

LITTLE BITCH NEEDED A BEATIN

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:05:00 +0000

ATTENTION

FLASH MESSAGE FOLLOWS

FOLLOWING COMMUNICATION WAS LEFT AT MISHA WATCH

BEEYATCH PWND

THAT IS ALL

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ATTENTION ON DECK!

Ok, so the first question I have is: What voices in your head made you decide to create a fucking website to denigrate another American for exercising his right to the FREEDOM OF SPEECH? (see, you filthy commies think you can say anything, but the first time someone else says anything remotely contrary to your spurious opinion, you shout, “FACIST”.)

The second question I have is: When was the first time that you discovered the term, “FACIST”? (was it when you were just a child, and your mommy and daddy, if you know who they are, told you not to do something that they felt was wrong?)

My third question is: Have you ever done anything in your life that contributed to the advancement of our society, or, like most other commies, did you grow up in an environment of entitlements. Thinking mean thoughts cause the “other kids” had new shoes, or new, hip clothes, or were smarter, or stronger than you?

There is a big problem in this country, and it is not THIS COUNTRY. It is citizens like you, and your compatriots, who scurry about like little COCKROACHES, intent on your little COCKROACH errands, to try and sabotage everything that is GOOD, MORAL, AND RIGHT in our society. Have you ever built anything? Have you ever dug a ditch? Have you ever done one single thing, except for this pathetic excuse for a blog which is based on lambasting another American for his point of fucking view? Have you built a bridge? Laid down concrete? Fixed an engine? Planted potatoes? Planted anything? Got your hands dirty? Rode a horse? Felt like a FUCKING MAN? In your entire misbegotten life? Have you gutted a hog? Chopped the head off a chicken? Built a house? Built anything? Shot a bottle rocket at a friend in a bottle rocket fight? Fished? Killed game? Trapped? Have you ever taken a fucking risk at all? Have you ever had the blood of an animal squirt in your face? Have you ever felt the incomparable feeling of nailing a target with a rifle and hold a 1 inch group at 200 yards? Ever thanked God that you were being fed? That you had a home? A car? Thank Him for YOUR MISERABLE FUCKING LIFE? Or do you sit in front of your computer, day in and day out, and stew, fester, and become cancerous more and more every day of your existence.

My fourth and final question is this: What’s wrong with a little Facisim?

Here’s my scenario for the future. The WHORE OF BABLYON, Hillery Clinton, will sit astride the dragon, soon, or any other one of your commie choices for President. We will tuck tail and run from the War on Terror, and Haji, Absalom, fucking turbaned turd will get a BIG feather up his ass, and soon, so soon, we will have suicide, homicide, and fratricide bombers running into shopping malls, school buses, hospitals, and the like, blowing up MORE innocent men, women, and children, (3000 in New York isn’t enough for the likes of you, is it?) and then, and ONLY then, will the “good ol’ boys”, the “rednecks”, the God fearing, gun toting, right-wing, anti commie, anti abortion, anti illegal immigrant, anti socialist, anti YOU AND YOURS, Christians, will come on out with guns blazing and set this God Beloved Country back on the path of righteousness. Do yourself a favor, you little COCKROACH, and tell your fucking FAGGOT buddies, scurry back under your fetid, stinking, slimy rock, or maybe someday, you just might be, just another ABLE BODIED LEAD STOPPER.

-THAT IS ALL-

http://shotsacrossyourbow.blogspot.com/

SUCCESSFUL OP

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 14:09:00 +0000

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ATTENTION ALL HANDS! After a day of recovery operations it is The Capitan's great pleasure to announce that Operation St. Patrick's Day Without a Fight went off without a hitch. Linking up with the advanced reconnaissance team at World Imports at approximately 1900 hours we proceeded to rescue virgin pints of Guinness with reckless abandon. After all assault teams arrived at the forward area of battle it was decided upon to move HQ to a more expedient location. Said location being the local El Riad Shrine Temple. Once we reached that location, the main assault finally began with all teams reporting stunning success at rooting out and eliminating all weak brain cells. It is also The Capitan's great pleasure to inform you that not one single altercation occurred due to the Capitan's Irishness! I MUST be getting old! Congratulations to one and all on a stunning and flawless operation.

THAT IS ALL

HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY!

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Sat, 17 Mar 2007 21:11:00 +0000

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ATTENTION ALL HANDS! ATTENTION ALL HANDS! THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING. I WISH TO TAKE A MOMENT TO WISH YOU ALL A VERY WARM AND SAFE ST. PATRICK'S DAY. LET US NOT FORGET A FEW BASIC RULES WHICH MUST BE OBSERVED ON THIS MOST AUSPICIOUS DAY FOR IRISH FOLKS ACROSS THE WORLD. PLEASE REFRAIN FROM CALLING IT ST. PATTY'S DAY. TO A REAL IRISHMAN THIS IS AN INSULT. NEVER MAKE FUN OF A MAN'S SINGING, NEVER MAKE FUN OF A MANS HAT, AND REMEMBER, THAT NO SELF RESPECTING IRISHMAN WOULD EVER LET A DROP OF GREEN BEER PAST HIS LIPS!

THAT IS ALL.

AND THE FINGER OF THE MONTH AWARD GOES TOO...

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 18:14:00 +0000

ATTENTION ALL HANDS! ATTENTION ALL HANDS! THE CAPTAIN AND CREW WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT A WINNER HAS BEEN SELECTED FOR THE FINGER OF THE MONTH AWARD! THE AWARD IS PRESENTED TO THIS AMOEBIC PIECE OF SHIT. THIS FUCKING WHINING-ASS, RICH, COCK SUCKER AND WASTER OF TAX PAYERS MONEY. HIS NAME IS DR. ALEXANDER DLUGI. AND WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THE COVETED FINGER OF THE MONTH TROPHY? WELL, IT SEEMS THE GOOD DOCTOR COLLIDED WITH A YOUNG GIRL WHILE OUT BICYCLING AND HAD THE FUCKING UNMITIGATED GALL, THE FUCKING PUSSY TEMERITY, TO TAKE THE LITTLE GIRL TO COURT AND SUE HER FOR, HERE IT COMES, PAIN, SUFFFFFFFERING, AND LOSS OF INCOME. YOU FUCKING PUKE! YOU SLIME! YOU SUCKER OF COCKS! YOU FUCKING LOSER PIECE OF SHIT! I SHOULD SUE YOUR FUCKING PUSSY ASS FOR THE PAIN AND SUFFERING THE CAPTAIN IS GOING THROUGH JUST KNOWING THERE ARE LIMP-WRISTED, SUE HAPPY MANIACS OUT THERE LIKE YOU. YOUR A FUCKING A NUMBER ONE ASSHOLE SO HERES TO YA, YOU FUCKING PUSSY!

FINGER OF THE MONTH AWARD

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:54:00 +0000

And this months finger of the month award goes to none other than Al, I'm a fucking hypocrite, Gorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre! CONGRATULATIONS AL! Along with your worthless fucking golden idol, bestowed upon you by even more worthless fuck-spits than you are, you get to take home The Captain's FINGER OF THE MONTH AWARD! You piece of shit. You maintain a mansion that consumes more power than the late, great Anna Nicole Quiffs entire stock of 20 inch latex dildos, and you sir, have the temerity, nay, the UNMITIGATED GALL to advise Americans to conserve more energy. You two faced, pound gaining, fucking SCHMOOK! You really are something aren't ya, scaring innocent people with your putrid, unprovable, personal fund raising fucking Acid induced 70's free fuck for all stream of rotten pablum. You sir, are A-fucking-Numbah One!

ATTENTION ALL HANDS!

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:05:00 +0000

This is your Captain speaking. This ship has been out of action for far to long. After many funding delays, the refit for the USS FUCK EVERY ISLAMOFACIST AND SOCIALIST COCKSUCKER will now be resuming her duties upon the high seas. If you are offended by profanity, this ain't the ship for you. If you can't handle the way this ship fights, then get the fuck out of it. There ain't no room for you here. If your sick and totally fucking tired of seeing "Turbaned Turds" on the news and everywhere else you go, then come aboard. If your a "black gun" toting, right wing shouting, Christian, Pro-Life, Pro kicking illegal fucking immigrants back south of the border, then come aboard. Your Captain has had enough. It's time to take the fucking gloves off, and do some good ol' fashioned IRA kneecapping. FUCK YOU ALLAH!

THAT IS ALL

THIS MONTHS ATTA BOY AWARD

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Sun, 30 Jul 2006 17:33:00 +0000

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ATTENTION CREW! This month's ATTA BOY award goes to one tough, eloquent hombre! The award has been given to Dan Gillerman. Mr. Gillerman is Israel's 13th ambasador to the United Nations Useless Nincompoops and in a recent interview with the BBC told the limey tart conducting said interview exactly what was on his mind. You can watch the video here. It's an intense interview and the limey wench really pushes on Mr. Gillerman when later in the interview, he puts a BIG SHOT ACROSS HER BOW!

“I don’t believe it’s counterproductive. I think we’re doing exactly what any other country would do. I can cite examples to you of countries who went to war on far less than that. I mean, your own country, Britain, went all the way, thousands of miles away, to the Falklands for a couple of sheep!”

Now if that ain't tellin it like it is, I don't know what is! Mr. Gillerman's refusal to be baited, and his willingness to tell it like it is, makes him our TOP DOG this month. ATTA BOY!

Hat tip to Banagor over at Shining Plate for the head's up.

THAT IS ALL.

YAH, RIGHT!!!

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 02:56:00 +0000

FINGER OF THE MONTH...

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 02:33:00 +0000

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The results are in! The Captain is pleased to announce that the Finger of the Month Award goes to none other than FUCKTARD camel humper HASSAN NASRALLAH, so called "Secratary General" of that band of "Mooselimb" miscreants about to be spanked by God's Chosen People otherwise known as "Jizzbollah". Take a close look at this shit licker. Nothing against Rick Moranis of Hollywood fame but this guy could be his brother. Nevertheless, this sucker of camel cocks is just another Satan worshipping boil on the ass of humanity and The Captain's most fervent prayer is that he gets gutshot by a rabid Jew. Your fanatical devotion to your Satan inspired "Religion of Puss" has earned you this most prestiegious award and in my book, you piss drinking lowlife means that in our book, your FUCKING-A NUMBAH ONE! (not!)

THAT IS ALL.

SLAYING THE PHILISTINES...

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 02:13:00 +0000

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ATTENTION CREW THE CAPTAIN HAS SOUNDED THE GENERAL QUARTERS ALARM PREPARE FOR ACTION STARBOARD...

Hot damn! This is really exciting shit! God's chosen people are about to put Hezbollah in the fucking HURT LOCKER! Year after year we sit in mute horror as we watch members of the "Religion of Piss" wage their cowardly attacks upon the Jewish people. It's high time the Jews saddle up and give those Satan worshipping, camel fucking, baby killing, Muslim cocksuckers a taste of their own medicine. FUCKING GET SOME! JEWS.

THAT IS ALL.

BETTER LATE THAN NEVER

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:44:00 +0000

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Attention crew, I realize that this is old news by now, but just couldn't help but post this hilarious pic I found on TBones War Journal
(click the pic to view larger version) The pic says it all.

THAT IS ALL.

ALL HANDS ON DECK !!

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Sat, 22 Jul 2006 01:36:00 +0000

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Now hear this! The Captain wishes to apologize to the crew for his long absense from the helm. Living here in South Central South Dakota means long days, and nights, of endlessly working to make ends meet. This being a "cattle community" means that even for fun, we work. There isn't that much else to do. Do not mistake this communication for whining, it is far from it. I will endeavor to Captian this vessel in a more direct fashion and promise that I will be posting more frequently in the future.

That is all.

OVER MY DEAD BODY

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 23:53:00 +0000

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Now here this, as I'm sure it is no surprise to some of you out there, this article from World Net Daily should have every law abiding gun owner running to the gun shop and stocking up on as much ammunition as they possibly can. Make no bones about it, in a world ruled by corrupt, manipulative, power hungry shit eaters who literally foam at the mouth to disarm Americans; all the better to tyrannize you my dear, it pisses The Captain off that our Government would even fucking THINK of sending a team to this farce. When in the blue FUCK are the retards in Washington going to wake up and start smelling what they are shoveling. Belive me, The Captain is fully armed and fully prepared to ELIMINATE any sonuvabitch that wants to try and take my guns. If they are wearing blue helmets, it will be that much easier to send them to Hell and gone.

THAT IS ALL.

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FINGER OF THE MONTH AWARD GOES TO...

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Wed, 14 Jun 2006 05:09:00 +0000

None other than this worthless piece of LIMEY shit, Mark Malloch Brown, who is not only the number 2 guy at the United Nitwits but a mealy mouthed, shit eating parasite who knows absolutely NOTHING about us MIDDLE CLASS AMERICANS. Listen to me, you privileged, pompous, puffed up, piece of JOHN BULL shit, not only do us Middle Americans know all about what you and your CRIMINAL UN CRONIES DO, we also happen to think that if the entire UN Assembly were to be gunned down by some psychopath, or better yet, be vaporized by a small tactical nuclear device, the world would be a much better place. Sit down and shut the fuck up you tea and crumpet munching cock sucker, and rest secure in the knowledge that with us here on the Right Wing Battleship, your fucking-A NUMBAH ONE! (NOT!).

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HEY YOU BLOODY LIBERALS...

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Mon, 12 Jun 2006 23:01:00 +0000

"You're an enlightened world citizen. Your T-shirt says '9/11 was an inside job.' You're pretty sure we're living in a fascist state, that President Bush taps the Dixie Chicks' phones, Christian abortion clinic bombers outnumber jihadis, and the war on 'terror' is a distraction from the real threats: carbon emissions and Pat Robertson. Then you learn that 17 people were arrested in a terrorist bomb plot. How do you process the information?... Wait a minute: The 'terrorists' were Canadian? You can understand someone blowing up trains in Spain and London. They sent troops to an illegal war cooked up by neocons who want to kill brown people for Exxon and Jesus, or something. You can understand, reluctantly, blowing up teens in an Israeli pizza parlor, because the Jews took the West Bank from the sovereign, ancient nation of Palestine. But Canada? Isn't Michael Moore from Canada? You can get medical marijuana from married gay doctors in Canada, and no one has guns. You console yourself: Maybe they were really planning to attack the U.S. You realize the suspects were all Muslim, and you dread the inevitable pogroms. Haven't been any yet, but any day now. You read that a mosque was vandalized in Toronto after the arrest, and you feel a certain grim relief. Finally, racism!... You find yourself almost wishing there was another real attack, so people could see the logical consequences of 'fighting back' after 9/11. Yes, it would be bad, but sometimes you have to break an egg to show people the health impact of omelettes. Is it wrong to wish the Canadian terrorists might have succeeded? Shouldn't you know the answer to that question?" —James Lilek

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THE CHRISTENING

noreply@blogger.com (THE CAPTAIN) — Sun, 11 Jun 2006 20:54:00 +0000

ANNOUNCING THE MAIDEN VOYAGE OF "SHOTS ACROSS YOUR BOW". I AM YOUR CAPTAIN AND I GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD! AS TIME PASSES, REFITS AND UPGRADES WILL BE MADE TO MY WONDERFUL VESSEL AND I WELCOME ANY AND ALL CONSTRUCTIVE COMMENTS TO MAKE THIS VESSEL SHIP-SHAPE. THAT IS ALL.