An Honest Letter to her Teacher Who is not Feeling Well Today!

When this young student found out her beloved teacher wasn’t feeling well, she decided to write a letter and share what works for her, when she’s not feeling tip top shape… and it’s message boils down to this:

Just . Go . Poop

Of course, pooping first thing in the morning is on par with “An Apple a Day, Keeps the Doctor Away” and other such salt-of-the-earth type of wisdom. And to be honest, pooping usually works for me too. So… the innocence of the letter, the kid writing it, and her misspelling notwithstanding, this is damn good advise.

Via Huffington Post

making them “Brides of Christ.” Just as the ceremony was about to begin, four Hasidic Jews with yarmulkes, long sideburns and long beards came in and sat in the front row. The Mother Superior said to them, “I am honored that you would want to share

this experience with us, but do you mind if I ask you why you came?” One of the Jews replied, “We’re from the groom’s family.”

Lucas and Disney decide to take it down forever.

gets raped? Here’s Dave Chappelle on this topic:

constantly head-down fiddling with their iPhones or tablets or whatever the newest gadget is yet to come. And certainly these are marvelous devices but we have simply lost our sense of better judgement as to how we use them. I forgot my phone

is a great little short film on this exact topic. Enjoy

magic, that is, the iPad!

thing as OCD Poetry? Well, now you do: Very touching poem… I specially like the line that goes

How can it be wrong if I don’t have to wash my hands after I touch her? Via Upworthy.com

but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense!) In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different in reverse?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers.

The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of

wood at all times. (A brick?) The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than “going blind!”)

of Nazareth. Question: can an open-minded person without prejudice and bigotry be employed by Fox News? Bonus

question: who the hell is Lauren Green and what business does she have outside of a mental institution?

Mother on CBS, you will appreciate the brilliance of this trailer.