Be Proud 2 be a part of maheshwari Community:

-Contribute 24% of Total Income TAX

-62% of total Charity fund

-Runs 12000 out of 16000 Gaushala

-More than 50 thosands Temples in India with max Tirthdham

-46 % of Share Brokers r maheshwari

-Most of d Leading News Paper owners r maheshwari

-Contribute 25% of India’s GDP growth

-Owns mor dan 28% of Indian property

-Richest community in World only wid 1% of Indian population

so proud to be maheshwari.. and forward to all

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Badhti Mahengai

Aaj se 25 saal Baad.

Chawal-2Rs/Dane
Gehu-1Rs/Dane

Tel-6Rs/Boond.

“KOI 3 ITEM LENE PAR DESHI

GHEE MUFT SUNGHAYA JAYEGA..”

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Karte Rahoge To Khush Rahegi

Roj Sirf 1 SMS….

aapne kya socha U DIRTY MIND

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Pati-Aaj khane me kya banaogi?
Bv-Jo tum kaho.

Pati-Daal chawal banao.
Bv-Abhi kal hi to khaye the.

Pati-To Sabji bana lo.
Bv-Bachche nahi khate.

Pati-Fir Qeema.
Bv-Mujhe elergy hai.

Pati-Parathe?
Bv-Raat ko parathe kaun khata hai?

Pati-Kadhi?
Bv-Dahi nahi hai.

Pati-Fir kya banogi?

Bv-Jo tum kaho…

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Akhon me ansoo aa jate hain,

phir bhi labo pe hasi rakhni padti hai,

ye haal tabi hota hai yaro,

jab LAMBE SAFAR me……

“SUSU” rokni .
padti he…

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Patni chalisa:

namo namo patni maharani,

tumhari mahima koi na jaani.

humne samjha tum abla ho,

par tum to sabse badi bala ho.

jis din haath me belan ave,

use din pati khoob chillave .

sare bed par patni sove,

pati beth farsh par rove.

tumse hi ghar mathura kashi,

tumse hi ghar satyanasi.

patni chalisa jo nar gaave,

sab sukh chod param dukh paave.

.

.

“Bolo Patni Maiyya Ki Jay”

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Modern ramayan,

Once Ram, laxman & sita were travelling in a mercedes benz.

Suddenly Petrol turned to Empty,

Ram & laxman went to bring petrol from the nearest petrol pump.

Then cruel Ravan came & kidnaped sita in a helicopter,

then Hanuman came on a pulsar 220cc, jumped & hit the helicopter.

It broke into 3 halves.

Then Ravan askd Hanuman how did u gt so much energy.

Then Hanuman Said “BOOST IS THE SECRET OF MY ENERGY”…:)

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Akbar ne birbal ko kucHH aisa likHne ko kaHa

jise kHusHi me padHo ToH gHam Ho,

aur agar gHam me padHo ToH kHusHi Ho…

birbal ne likHa “ye waqT guzar jayega”

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Khubsurat sa 1 pal kissa ban jata hai,
Jane kab kon zindgi ka hissa ban jata hai,
Kuch log zindgi me milte h aise,
Jinse kabhi na tutne wala rishta ban jata hai

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Santa dialled a phone no.

A computrizd female voice said.

.’apke pas paryapt balance nai h.’

Santa- Bas janeman..

tumse baat ho jati h itna h kafi h!

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